#but she doesn’t

[thisonesock]

Been playing with the headcanon for a while that Eve is actually pulling the strings and using Alastor to get dominion over hell.

How?

Alastor forces Lucifer to make a deal (possibly by threatening to hurt charlie), thereby Alastor rules Lucifer and Eve (who owns Alastor through a deal), becomes the ruler of hell.

Why does she do this?

No fucking idea! I'm not that far yet. Give my weird brain time to come up with weird shit 😅😅😅

[nat-seal-well]

You ask Ava if she would be willing to teach your kids to swim and she says “yes” and then just launches said children into the pool because it’s the most efficient and effective way

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

Pls, she looks DEVASTATED 😭

[wormachinery]

Hear me out: Wingman (wingwoman?) Amy

Although Amy would definitely be pretty heartbroken if she found out that Sonic likes Shadow, you can’t convince me she wouldn’t set them up together

[pangur-and-grim]

AHHHH, this is why I tell him off when he plays with Pangur! she doesn’t hold in her claws….

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory vs Cassie’s reactions to FNAF jumpscares

[polysucks]

@meemawdean

HI CAN YOU SEND ME THIS FIC? THIS IS REQUIRED READING

I AM UNWELL

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

[neuro-psyche]

I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

[moghedien]

Lae’zel’s romance arc is literally everything like it’s a one night stand. It’s a two night stand but she pretends she isn’t dying to be with you again. She’s a domme. She’s a bottom. She doesn’t believe in love and doesn’t like to cuddle. She thinks you’re weak for showing interest in her. She thinks she’s weak because she can’t stop thinking about you. She wakes you up in the middle of the night and makes you duel her because she doesn’t know what else to do about being obsessed with you. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you win. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you lose. She will tell everyone about your sexual exploits without shame. She’s embarrassed if you try to kiss her in public. She growls at you if you stop kissing her public. She is extremely possessive of you. She wants you to be as extremely possessive of her and is the most visibly heart broken if you cheat on her. She takes half the game building up the courage to ask you to cuddle. She changes her entire perception of the world because you showed her to was ok to approach things differently. She gives you multiple terms of endearment. She’s terrified that your relationship will end after all of this is over. The climax of her romance is holding her hand.

[orionfrommars]

Happy Holidays from the sillies!!

[Please do not steal, trace, repost or modify my work]

[buniix3]

On their horsies

Explanations and names in reblog

[apollos-boyfriend]

kamala harris’ official pride merch being just pictures of her in different colored suits is arguably the funniest thing a politician of any level has ever done, much less a presidential candidate. the trans one isn’t even the full flag. was there not enough in the budget to duplicate the pink and blue kamalas to the other side

[kidciitrix]

dungeon meshi spoilers //

“but isn’t it sort of romantic?”

the proportions are really off on this but i still like how it looks…… just ignore how small their faces are LMFAO

[jubshead]

Does Kathryn Hahn ever play a straight woman?

[rwsdarw]

got sick recently so here sillies