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manidk1273 · 9 months ago
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Imagine an alternative universe where Tony Stark is still Tony but he isn't ironman (the bomb never exploded on tony). He's not exactly the genius in the movies, he's smart but not that smart. He still owns Stark industries.
Then we have Pepper Potts(who in this AU, would be a guy. Maybe a new name?) the genius who created the Ironman suit by hand in a cave.
In one of the major events Tony holds, he didn't expect for THE Ironman to actually come. They talk, and become friends. As time comes Tony feels something for Pepper but is in denial because he slept with multiple women, and has never felt attracted to men (he's just in denial, he's bi)
Idc about the plotholes, I'll figure it out sooner or later đŸ„č
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strawberryyyenthusiast · 2 months ago
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Eddie is on tour during July, so Steve decides to join him bc why the hell not. The corroded coffin TikTok page has been consistently getting 30,000 views for each video because their social media manager sucks ass and doesn’t know what the people want from their favorite artists.
But a video of the four guys goofing off goes pretty viral and they jump from 50k followers to 2 million in a week. The social media guy quits and Eddie, Gareth, Jeff, and Freak all take turns posting videos, which helps them build a shitload of traction.
It’s eddie’s turn to post a video and Steve is in the background with all of his diabetes stuff spread around him. He’s putting on a new cgm onto the back of his arm.
Everyone starts to freak out because people are super uneducated on what diabetes is and they immediately accuse Steve of doing drugs and other nefarious stuff. It gets so bad that they have to disable to comment section on that video.
Eddie comes out with a video a few days later stating:
“Hey, that’s my boyfriend. He has type one diabetes and was just putting on his new dexcom. Stop being assholes. Thank you!”
It’s very short and succinct and people turn eddie’s millennial pause at the beginning into a meme that haunts him forever.
(A week later, Steve has multiple fan pages dedicated to him, which he never sees because he is a grandpa at heart who is scared by social media.)
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leeseechkeens · 5 months ago
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Made a pic for every time i see a twink bill
(My version is a twink too)
Feel free to use
I also hurt my finger while drawing this so no quality drawings for a while I guess
Womp womp
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gojisaurus · 4 months ago
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one of them blew up their base
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blitheringbongus · 9 months ago
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Personally I think they’d be cute
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timethehobo · 4 months ago
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Been doodling him so serious recently. Also a turtleneck just cos. đŸ«Ł
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cfserkgk · 6 months ago
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Child Actors Aqua and Kana on the occasion of season 2.
I imagine that if everything didn't go downhill with Ai, Aqua and Kana would have been able to act in more films together and maybe be paired together in more projects. And an actual childhood friend relationship would be real nice.
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ryllen · 1 year ago
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still on with the vegetable debate đŸ„—đŸ„ŹđŸ„’đŸ„ŠđŸšœđŸ§‘â€đŸŒŸ
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painfully-unoriginal · 2 years ago
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some rockies (2 ghosties inspired by one of my favorite interludes, a space cadet, a vampire, an angel, and a clown) + some other stuff
some close ups also
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delusionsofgrandeur13 · 7 months ago
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stories left untold
18+, mdni.
been cooking up this one for awhile i hope y’all like it
readers can expect: fem reader, an established relationship: playful banter with big ‘ol boyfriend jason todd, flirting in a dressing room, car sex, fingering, unprotected penetration (reader is on birth control), a resulting creampie , tw mention and discussion of scarring, it ends a little angsty if you squint
your boyfriend, jason todd, loves literature.
but the only thing you read is him. as long as the two of you are dating, you’ll never want a book.
he’s covered in stories. the scars scattering his body tell you about his past, even if he might be hesitant to. but he humors you, relishes in the fluttery feeling of your delicate fingers all over his massive body.
and sometimes, he’ll tell you the story himself, if you’re lucky.
you’re straddling him, the couch cushions dipping under your knees. you’ve never talked about it, but you somehow always end up on his lap.
jason loves it, because he gets to study you up close, under the guise of you doing the same to him. his hands roam over your thighs and hips, his callouses creating friction against your smooth skin. having you on his lap grounds him, having you so close keeps him sane. you hum as you run a thumb over the scar on his lip, leaning down, kissing him.
“got that one fightin’ as robin-” he starts. you pepper his face with kisses, reaching his mouth again and cutting him off.
he smiles as he kisses you back, pinching your waist and making you squirm for interrupting him.
“as i was sayin’, i was up against some of two-face’s goons,” he continues. “two of ‘em, ironically enough—”
you kiss him again, biting his lip. he groans low in his throat, grabbing a handful of your ass.
“you gotta stop with that. let me finish.”
you shake your head, batting your eyelashes at him. he playfully rolls his eyes, and reaches his own hand up to your face to tug on your bottom lip.
“but i was up against two of ‘em, and while i had it under control, batman dropped in to help me,” he eyes you warily, leaning his head back.
you widen your eyes at him like a warning, a stupid grin on your face.
“but bats surprised me, and one of the goons took that opportunity to split my lip open. thanks a lot, guy, right?” jason pushes his lip out to show you the scar.
“the thing is, i wouldn’t have this scar without the element of surprise, which, in my line of work, is a crucial thing to be able to employ.” his thumb twitches where it’s resting on your waist.
before you know it, he’s spun you around and down, your back on the couch cushions that your knees were just pressed into. a smile plays on your boyfriend’s lips, making his scar dance. he lowers himself over you, flicking the button of your jean shorts open.
round one: you.
he’s following you around a department store as you look at clothes, his muscular forearm supporting the weight of all the clothes you’ve tossed his way.
he lumbers after you dutifully, just happy to be there.
some dude hits your shoulder as you walk past. it was pretty hard, but you don’t even think of it. it’s saturday, the mall is insanely crowded—you’re bound to get bumped into.
you glance back to make sure jason is still following you, but instead catch a glimpse of the daggers he’s staring at the man that shoved into you. you giggle to yourself, grabbing your boyfriend’s hand and pulling him away.
he’s still glowering, even now in the perfume department.
“if i didn’t know any better, i’d say this is you pouting.” you stare at him pointedly.
“people need to watch where they’re goin’.” jason shakes his head, rolling his eyes.
“jay, i’m not some delicate flower.” you smile up at your boyfriend, linking his fingers with yours. he nods, agreeing. “but thank you for looking out for me. i love you.”
“love you too, princess.” his face softens as he gives you a little smile.
you pull up your intertwining hands to eye level. “now what about this one?”
his eyes flash as he realizes what you’re indicating. a scar snakes up the length of his index finger, white and defined against the tanned skin of his hand.
“paper cut.”
you’re in the dressing room now, your giant boyfriend sitting on a little stool next to the floor to ceiling mirror. you twirl, turning this way and that to see all angles of your reflection.
you turn to him, raising your eyebrows. he shakes his head, frowning at the deep blue dress you’re modeling.
you sigh, taking it off to toss it in jason’s face. he makes a choked noise, pulling the dress off of his head. he smirks at your lack of clothing, looking you up and down.
“oh, keep it in your pants,” you scoff, grabbing another dress off its hanger. “so, your finger?”
“bad paper cut.” jason deadpans as he puts the blue dress back onto its hanger.
you blink at him, surprised at the lack of story.
jason nods at you. “a really bad papercut.”
you make a face when you realize he’s bullshitting you.
“no, jay. really.”
he sighs, feigning annoyance. “so nosy!”
you shoot him a look before stepping into the dress, turning around so he can help you. he stands. his hand brushes your ass.
“jay.”
he chuckles under his breath, caught. “sorry, i couldn’t find the zipper.”
“riiiight.” you smile to yourself as he slowly pulls the zipper up your back.
he leans down, brushing your hair to one side.
he kisses your neck, sneaking an arm around your waist to pull you closer to him. good thing, too. your knees would’ve given out with no support if he’d kept up the attention to your neck.
his eyes are on you in the mirror, hungry, tracing their way up your body in this dress. something nudges your ass, and you snuggle back into your boyfriend. he nips your earlobe. his other hand reaches up to your tit, finding your nipple through the fabric of the dress. it peaks at the feeling of his fingers, rolling the nub between his thumb and index. you let out a breath, and watch jason’s eyes darken in his reflection. the spot behind your legs starts throbbing. it sort of jolts you back into reality, and you turn out of jason’s arms. the look on his face makes you want to burst out laughing. you poke his stomach.
“jay, we’re in a dressing room!”
his eyes glint as he inclines his head, wrapping his arm back around you.
“your point?”
he pulls you flush to his body, and the two of you connect like puzzle pieces. you let out a breath at feeling his hard cock pressing into your stomach. you grab the collar of his shirt, and he leans his face down towards yours. he slants his lips, parting them with his eyes fixed on yours. you dodge him, giving him a little kiss on the nose. he harrumphs under his breath at being swerved, grumpy. you wrap your arms around his neck, batting your eyelashes at him.
“take us home?”
“sure thing, princess.”
you turn around so he can unzip you, and you watch him in the mirror. his lips are stretched into a smile. jason kisses your cheek as the deep red dress drops to the floor.
“so i’ll buy this one?” you ask as you put your clothes back on.
he’s got a hungry look in his eyes as he nods, running a hand through his hair.
you check out, your boyfriend tapping his card on the reader and flashing you a smile. the sales clerk is practically drooling. hey, you can’t blame ‘em, but still.
all jason can think about is the way you were looking at him in the dressing room.
he’s contemplating the logistics of installing a floor to ceiling mirror on the wall opposite his bed when you slide an arm around his waist. his arm automatically slings around your shoulders, and he presses a tender kiss to your hairline.
he grabs the bag from the cashier and your hand with his free one, leading you out to the car.
“baby, what?”
“what? jay, i didn’t say anything.”
“your body language is sayin’ plenty, princess.” he side eyes you, his lips pursed.
“the cashier was checking you out. like, pretty hard.”
jason grimaces as he unlocks the car.
“ew.”
he opens your door for you, closing it after you’re seated and buckled.
he gives you a quick kiss, starting the car. the sun is setting, painting the two of you in a soft, golden light. his hand finds your thigh like they’re magnetized, giving it a squeeze. seeing his fingers pressing into the smooth skin of your thigh reminds you of the conversation you’d been having.
“hey, jason?”
“hm?” he glances away from the road, gauging your expression.
“so what is that scar from?”
“i told you, princess, paper. it’s a paper cut.” the corner of his mouth is twitching, he can’t even keep a straight face.
“jay, oh my god.”
“if you must know, it’s from when i learned how to throw batarangs.”
he launches into the story as streetlights wink in and out of the windows, flashing through the car. his tale involves a much younger batman and a very stressed out alfred standing by with a med kit.
“i almost lost my finger.”
“you’re like, way too nonchalant about that.”
“psh, i’m nothing but chalant, baby.”
you giggle, running a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck as he drives. he suddenly switches lanes, turning the car into an empty parking lot. he parks, turning the car off.
you look at your boyfriend, amused.
“you are so easy.”
he leans over the center console, pulling you into a deep kiss. he bites your bottom lip, sparking a fire in your lower belly. he pulls away, staring into your eyes.
“you can’t expect me to just sit here and do nothing when you play with my hair like that.”
“oh, so chalant.”
he scoffs, scooting his seat all the way back. “just get over here.”
thankful for nightfall, you unbuckle, climbing over the center console to straddle him. you make it onto his lap, feeling his rigid length even through the layers of fabric between the two of you. you cock an eyebrow, surprised he’s already fully hard. jason looks away sheepishly.
“you were bein’ a tease in the dressing room.” he cups your ass, squeezing. “help me out, princess?”
you nod, smiling and brushing a strand of hair out of his eyes. a nearby streetlight sheds just enough light into the car, as he runs his hands up your thighs, you grinding your hips against the length between his legs. he groans, and you reach down to unbutton his pants. the wet spot in your underwear grows as he nips and sucks along your jaw. he kisses your neck, moving down to your collarbone as you scoot his pants down his legs. he tenses as you brush your hand along his cock, smiling up at him.
“hi, gorgeous.” he says, as he kisses you on the cheek.
“hi, jason.” you reply, looking up at him through your lashes.
your boyfriend suddenly grabs you by the waist, shifting you so that you’re turned around, facing the steering wheel. you make a surprised noise, repositioning on his lap to get your balance. jason groans in response, your ass flush to his crotch. you lean back against him as his hand makes its way under your waistband, brushing against the curls covering your sex.
“may i?” he whispers, his voice rumbling into your ear.
“mmhm,” you reply, desperate for some relief.
his other hand cups your tit, giving it a squeeze. the familiar calluses on his fingers brush your clit, sending a spark of pleasure through your body, but he goes lower, sliding two fingers along your entrance. he gathers the wetness, rubbing your aching folds. his fingers start working between your legs, rubbing your clit in the familiar rhythm he knows you like. you stifle a moan, the pace already bringing you dangerously close to the edge.
“good thing i still have that finger.”
you can practically feel his smirk from behind you.
“oh, shut up.” you retort, shaking your head.
“well, since you asked so nicely.” he replies, punctuating the work of his fingers with kisses on your jaw, your neck, your shoulders. jason nudges your legs wider with his, opening the gap of your thighs to bracket his legs. he reaches into your underwear with his other hand, gathering slick on his middle finger.
“all good, princess?”
“yes, jay.” you peek up at him, smiling.
he kisses your forehead, holding eye contact as he slides his finger into your entrance. you moan at the intrusion, growing louder as he adds a second finger. all the while he keeps up his pace on that sensitive bundle of nerves.
“that’s right, beautiful. let me hear you.” jason kisses your shoulder, his fingers curling inside you, hitting just right.
you say your boyfriend’s name, causing him to pick up speed, groaning low in his throat. you feel his cock twitch under you, and you squeeze your eyes shut. you curl your toes, whining, as it all becomes too much, shuddering as the orgasm crests like a wave. your boyfriend continues working on your clit while you ride out your orgasm. you lean back against him, breathing heavily. he takes his fingers out, leaving you feeling empty. he grabs your jaw, kissing you, his fingers wet against your skin. he leans down to take your shoes off, tossing them onto the passenger’s side. he pulls your underwear all the way off, hooking them around the stickshift. he loops an arm around your waist, lifting you off of him to shove his boxers and pants down to his ankles, exposing the muscles of his massive thighs. he sets you back down, and you rub your wetness against the length of his ruddy cock, his tip shiny with precum. jason hisses, his head falling back against the headrest, his eyes closed.
you smile, loving that no matter how often the two of you do it, his reaction is always the same. like he hasn’t been touched in years, like he’s been blessed by the powers that be to have this moment with you. jason peers down at you, his jaw clenching as you grind against him. he scoots down the seat, shifting, taking the liberty to turn you again. you face him, settling your hands on his shoulders. he swipes a thumb across your clit, and you hum, your thighs tensing.
“like that, princess?”
“uh-huh,” you reply, breathless.
“you want more?”
“obviously.”
your boyfriend chuckles at your response, pinching your waist.
“anything for you,” he replies, taking himself in his hand.
jason fists his cock, pumping once, twice, before grabbing your hips and angling you over his length. you suck in a breath as his tip opens your entrance, jason focused on giving it to you slowly, giving it to you so you can take it all. you fist a hand into the fabric of his t-shirt, catching a glimpse of his biggest scar, marring the path of hair from his belly button into the junction of his thighs. he’s never told you the story behind that one. but it’s a harsh reminder of how much your boyfriend’s been through, how hard he’s lived. but he’s still here with you, still here to have these moments with you. he pulls out, only to thrust back in, increasing the stretch. the slight squeeze of his hands on your waist only increases the pleasure, the feeling of being weightless in your boyfriend’s grip only furthers your need for all of him.
“please, jay?”
jason looks up in surprise, squinting at you. you’re not one to beg, and he’s usually not one to make you. he’d give you the world if he could.
“whatever you want, princess.” he slowly thrusts all the way inside of you, still wanting it to be comfortable for you. bottoming out, he groans, grabbing your thigh. “feel so good, baby.”
you hum in agreement, pulling yourself up to find the friction you’re looking for. your boyfriend gets the hint, placing one hand back on your hip, the other with a thumb at your clit. you moan at the sensation, jason picking up the pace. he doubts he’ll last long with how needy you’re being, needy for him, especially in this position. you lean forward into the hard planes of his chest, and his hands find your ass. thrusting into you, fucking you, hard. the wet sounds of skin slapping echoes out into his car, bouncing off of the fogged up windows.
“wet for me, huh, princess?” jason growls into your ear, driving into you harder.
you whine into the crook of his neck, a hand gripping at the hair on the back of his head.
jason grunts at the feeling, nipping and licking at the soft skin of your neck.
“‘m close, baby.” the rhythm he’s found is perfect for the both of you, the angle leaving you breathless.
jason’s thighs flex under you as he finishes inside you with a shout, groaning as he plants a warm kiss on your lips. you lean back, and his hand finds your clit again, circling the sensitive nub. he thrusts into you, hissing through his teeth. your back arches as your second orgasm rocks you, leaving you moaning and panting.
your boyfriend can’t take his eyes off of you, off of your fluids mixing on his cock. jason kisses you, swallowing your sounds as his tongue finds yours, swiping through your parted lips. he rubs your back as you nestle against him, the two of you breathing heavily.
round two: you.
some part of him, some deep, dark part, worries that one day he’ll tell you the story behind one of his scars, and it’ll scare you away. it’s not rational, he knows that, but who said anything about being rational?
you’ll never actually push him for a story, or an explanation, knowing he’ll tell you in his own time.
you doubt he’ll ever tell you the story behind his biggest scar, the one that runs up the length of his chiseled torso, branching off across his chest to his shoulders in a Y shape.
once when you were laying in bed together, talking, cuddling, kissing, you traced it with your fingertip, following the line of it down to his waistband. you stopped when he drew in a breath, pulling your hand back. the acute pain expressed in his eyes surprised you.
you tried to apologize, eyebrows pinched, wondering why he looked like he was in pain when the scar was long healed.
jason was panicked, his heart fluttering behind his ribcage at the prospect of confessing his biggest secret to you. he couldn’t tell you, even though he knows he should. he wouldn’t even know where to start, even though he knows he should at least start somewhere. he just wouldn’t know how to tell you that he’d died and come back to life.
so he kissed you instead.
your mind rushed with thoughts as you wrestled with making him explain or letting him distract you with his lips, his body over yours, his huge forearms bracketing your head. he nudged your legs apart with his knee and you were hopeless.
round three: jason.
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aghostnamedcalamity · 8 months ago
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Daisy Days AU In which they are all actors for Lackadaisy
Huge shout out to @tohot4u and @rudnitskaia for help naming it lol
Lackadaisy branding does not belong to me (obvs)
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carl77fx · 2 months ago
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Presenting! My love for object shows meets my love for Team StarKid musicals. Creating something between a show about existential questioning and dread (Inanimate Insanity) and a musical horror about a musical apocalypse (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals).
Anyways! Have fun figuring out who plays who.
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burningcheese-merchant · 26 days ago
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Thought this would be the more entertaining way to tell you guys what I ship instead of just listing them directly lol
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steeltwigz · 1 month ago
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i got a lil lazy w it UHMMMMM but here it is my tacopep fanart ^_^
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hairychestloversblog · 3 months ago
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When you ask for a peak at the fur 😉 đŸ„”
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fluffylord · 4 months ago
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THE GRAND TOUR | JAMES MAY
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