#but only by proxy

[popcornsupernova]

aw hell nah the wandering trader curse got ken too

[johnnyspells]

+ bonus:

[raayllum]

First look at Book 6: Stars!

[proxi-n]

Ok, the brain is rotting HELP

[hanizmiyu]

Azul core:

"No monetizing,Ashengrotto" NAH EVEN TREIN KNOWS HIM LMAO

Did he always act like this even in class? ROFLMAO

Bros is a salerman but seriously people will just pirate it or smth

LMAO BROS GREEDY

If Azul is a sin he will be greed😞🙏

Also LOVE HOW LUCIUS LOOK LMAO

BRO IS A CUTIE PATOOTIE 😭😭💞💞 HE JUST A CAT🥹

[teleportationmagic]

"You weakened me!" By Ambessa is not a declaration of apathy! It is not her blaming Mel! It is when Mel finally learns that her mother isn't apathetic to her, that she isn't disinterested in her fate or disappointing in her, but instead she loved her too much and too deeply. That Mel threatened Ambessa with ruination, because the only way Ambessa has ever known to survive is by embracing brutality and sacrificing a peaceful death, while all Mel has ever wanted is peace. That a peaceful death would have literally meant the death of her child, back when she was still pregnant with one of them!

And Mel's disapproval of her meant that Ambessa could feel herself tumbling into a path of peace. Into a better path, maybe, but a path that for Ambessa has only ever meant death. If she could be more hardhearted, maybe she could have kept both - her family's survival, and her daughter - but alas. Her sending Mel away is not a failure on Mel's part, but in fact a failure on Ambessa's - because she could not withstand the arrows of her disapproval, now she needs to come to Piltover to collect her before whatever older enemies she has catch up with them both. She comes to Piltover to correct that mistake, to show Mel a harder heart, and yet! It's doeesn't work! Because Mel still demands of her vulnerability and she cannot help giving it to her!

Is there no greater expression of love, for her? To even contemplate opening herself up to that which is deadly, for the sake of the life and soul of her daughter? Is there nothing so undoing?

[yes-no-maybe-soo]

It is completely fine:

that Sylus is without more than half of his basic content

that b/c of that we are missing a huge chunk of his lore and a lot of important steps in the progress of his relationship with MC

that Sylus has no 4 star illustrations with MC

that his photobooth poses with MC are less intimate and dynamic than the other LIs with her

that Caleb too is being released with less standard content than he is owed despite his girlies having waited a year for him

that we still have no roadmaps for the main story or for the OG3 or Sylus

that there are no increased droprates even though as they currently are they're abysmal

that there are no updates to the orbitual trials

that Sylus is being treated like nothing but a cash cow and that Caleb and the 6th LI will most likely join him in the barn

that event outfits are now locked behind purple diamonds instead of being put in the event shop

that players (most prominently Sylus girlies but soon also Caleb girlies) are being treated in an unfair and predatory manner by Paperfold

that Paperfold are still refusing to communicate with consumers

that they have yet to with even a single word acknowledge the valid concerns that have been brought up by players for months

It's all completely fine

[starchbean]

What Dreams May Come

Shen Yuan dies from expired food

He doesn't exactly find himself in a new body, but his self-awareness doesn't exactly go away.

Instead, he finds himself bodiless in a dark void with nothing but his thoughts. He has so many thoughts that rage through him about how PIDW ended. He's actually more easily able to focus his anger at Luo Binghe's bad ending than at the fact that he died. With nothing to do but think, he comes up with hundreds of ways the story could have gone that would be more satisfying for his favorite Protagonist.

Eventually, he's not sure exactly when, he realizes that he can manifest visions from his thoughts into the empty space. Landscapes, beasts, swords, and eventually even people--though, unnervingly, it seems he can't do faces.

Things continue like this until one day, his little soap bubble dream world is abruptly popped, and he finds himself in the room of a lavish demonic palace. He still hasn't got much of a body beyond a wisp of smoke, but a pointy eared girl without shoes that he's pretty sure is Sha Hualing??? What the fuck??? Is yelling at him and calling him Meng Mo.

After she mentions releasing him to attack a boy that caught her eye, Shen Yuan (Or... Meng Mo, now) is PUMPED! Not only does he get to meet Luo Binghe, he gets to go and LIVE INSIDE HIM!

[tattletale-stan-account]

IM TRYING OK

Also yes this is everything. Sprinkle in the fact that she's a bit of a slave to her own power since she triggered?? and her life since her brother's suicide has been essentially one fast paced migraine? and she Fills in the Gaps but there are always Chasms too vast for her power to Bridge and. what a terrible fate uncertainty must be for someone whose power is information. and yet the alternative is knowing exactly what's going to go wrong. what a tragedy must it be for that liminal space just in the moment she lets the walls drop to be an eternal sword hanging over her neck

there needs to be a blog that's like me but for lisa instead of alec so i can follow it. perpetually thinking abt her being the one to (fairly accurately) explain the entities & alternate dimensions to the undersiders, her being the one to realize that gold morning is about to happen all of 30 seconds before it starts, the way she's like. she's the watcher watching the watchers watching them. whether that b coil or the prt or the entities or cauldron. girl who stares back up at the microscope overhead. i dunno i'm just saying shit i just like how her little all-seeing-eye thing is, probably at least 75% of the time, near entirely about keeping track of the various things seeking 2 manipulate or destroy her team. something something when she says that her power is like being the only person who isn't blind something something how much of her character is built on the horrifying pressure of trying to 24/7 larp someone capable enough to keep her team safe from the million pitfalls being placed in their way because They can't see them coming. i'm not a lisa expert someone who has good opinions about lisa tell me if this is anything

[gelthefunkyblob]

I forgot I had a platform on here

[kitnita]

the roopeotter weirdo-bitch4weirdo-bitch friendship is actually sooooooo important to me.

[legionofpotatoes]

your reason for liking nosferatu (gorgeous gothic thesis on sexual shame being a vicious spiral with a tragic end) isn’t as cool as my reason for liking nosferatu (they got a cat to hit three separate marks in a huge oner at the top of the movie, dude)

[mariesbee]

why can't i enjoy things like a normal person? casually, just a few episodes/chapters here and there, then move on with my life. but no, whatever it is, it worms its way into my brain, consumes my thoughts and it slowly drives me insane. i am unable to think about anything else but the Thing of the week, or month, sometimes year(s) if it gets that bad.

[magicalmanhattanproject]

okay so im thinking back to like. bad and baghera's little conversation about ron and morals and how that relates to forever and i think i'm getting closer to putting my finger on the fundamental disconnect between bad and forever.

like specifically, the question i'm thinking about was "would you kill an islander to get your egg back?"

baghera's answer was "i would do it, but i would be crossing a line"

i think that's what makes her different from bad and forever. bad and forever both have lines that they simply Will Not Cross

the difference is that forever's lines are moral and idealogical. he won't torture innocent people, even if they're Federation workers and he's willing to harm even his dear friend Bad to protect an innocent party. he hates the idea of being someone willing to blow up the island even more than he hates being drugged against his will and he hated that a whole fucking lot.

he cannot understand or tolerate how bad would be willing to do something as evil as imprison an innocent worker because that's one of his lines.

bad's lines are people and that's about it. he protects his family. dapper, pomme, the other eggs, forever, foolish, the french. harming his family is unthinkable to him. he holds himself back from torturing Federation workers because that might draw attention to himself that would put the eggs in the crossfire. he doesn't put mines down because an egg could die in a mine trap.

he cannot understand or tolerate how forever would be willing to lie about dapper to protect a Federation worker because that's one of his lines

in short, to forever, There Are Things You Do Not Do To People and to bad, There Are People To Whom You Do Not Do Things

this isn't something that just talking it out can fix i don't think

[heckyeahponyscans]

If you are wondering how to order from Taobao and Alibaba if you don't live in China, the best way is to use a proxy buyer.

The proxy buyer is located in China, you give them money and they order the goods. The items are stored in their warehouse until you choose to have them shipped to you.

My proxy buyer is BaseTao, I've been using them since 2017 and they've been great! Their site has a reverse image search, and they will take pictures of all arriving items for free, which not all proxies do.

[kaccvcate]

As someone who wasn't raised Christian, I find it so strange that satanism is considered "anti-Christian." Since Satan is a Christian mythological figure, without Christianity he wouldn't even exist, so any depiction of Satan would have to be inherently Christian. You could say the character is anti-Jesus, or anti-human maybe. Can you imagine if people said depictions of Hades or the Furies were anti-Hellenic? They're integral to the mythology...If anything Satanism should be considered a branch of Christianity. Most Satanists I know used to be other types of Christians anyway. I also find it strange that Christians strictly adhere to anti-talmudic religious laws that Jesus certainly would have found inhumane, as an extremely socially conscious Jewish man. (I admire a lot of things he stood for, but most Christians barely have anything in common with him.)

My mama told me a story a long time ago, about the first missionary to come to the Muskogee. He explains all about heaven and hell and Jesus, and the Muskogee man says, "Let me get this straight. If I don't worship this man I'll burn in hell for all eternity?" and the missionary tells him, yes. The Muskogee man says "What about all my relatives who haven't even heard of this? What about all my family who died never knowing?" and the missionary says, "There's no punishment for ignorance, they'll all go to heaven." And the Muskogee man says, "Well why the FUCK did you tell me, then?!"

I'm not Christian, not even Satanist, if anything I worship cats, but many people have told me I'm going to hell anyway, although to me hell is as made up as Idunn's orchard of golden apples, Valhalla, Olympus, or anywhere like that. My mama used to tell me, hell is where the fun people are, and since I've never actually met someone who wasn't allegedly going, I think she was probably right.