#but only after that

[rosinkreutz]

I always think it is funny whenever I see people say that Asuka needs to go to therapy because, like... could you IMAGINE being the therapist that he calls. You're just in the office on a normal day, and the guy people have been calling the Literal Devil Public Enemy Father Of Evil for the past century walks in. Insane day for that doctor. Best and/or worst day or their career. Seriously. Zero precedent for potential treatment for this guy.

Not to mention, whenever they try to prescribe him something, he's like "Actually I already made that myself in my lab like 50 years ago. It didn't do anything."

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[daniartonline]

My boy, sweetest joy I’ve known ;-;

[thatbuddie]

people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333

[frownyalfred]

actually the idea that Dick, the eldest, the only one who ever wore the cowl long term, the only one who raised a Robin on his own, is also the only one who can successfully, perfectly replicate that barked ROBIN! in Bruce's voice? the only one who can pull that exact tone from the depths of his soul, to the point where his voice is identical, so identical that old Robins like Jason are obeying before their minds even realize their bodies are moving? that Dick is the only one, has always been the only one, who can channel Bruce's voice? can channel Batman himself? I am going feral

[gongyussy]

deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2

+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]

update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.

[arcanefanpage]

The way Jinx honored Isha

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

[stars-and-branches]

He's using the batarang as a spoon to eat ice cream

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[dapper-lil-arts]

What if Celestia had Whatsapp 🤣🤣🤣

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

[bllmak]

will you be my valentine?

[infinitelystrangemachinex]

The stewards of the old world are always keen to give you a glimpse of their might... According to legend, the ancients built specialized chambers to seal away false prophets.

The Arcane is waking up.

[mistercrowbar]

Sorry not sorry Shadowheart, from every Astarion romancer ever.