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cinaminrolll · 10 months ago

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okay, here me out… feyd-rautha 🥴

#i knew it in my heart when reading the book that he was hot #and i am pleased to say that austin butler did not disappoint #like yeah he’s batshit insane #and not exactly “conventionally attractive”#but ohhh man would i #dune part two #dune #dune part 2 #feyd rautha #austin butler

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milkcryptid · 1 year ago

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messy

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realbeefman · 1 year ago

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robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.

#the concept for chase was #‘what if house had like. a surrogate son. and he kind of wanted to fuck him and also hes like catholic’#‘ohhh and he can be australian!’#‘why would he be australian?’#‘just cuz’#house md #robert chase #beautiful loser very virgin mary coded man #i do like chase but i find it amusing that i also find him boring #bc objectively theres no reason he should be?#hes a great character i love his story arcs i love how sarcastic he is i love how hes doomed to repeat houses fate #but compared to say. foreman? there is NOTHING #im very sure ill manage to gaslight myself into loving him later #dr robert chase #i didnt actually fact check the bowling thing. dont quote me its late

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mohntilyet · 1 month ago

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more than anything in the world it kills me that illario did not do the easier thing, which would be to kill caterina. and i think that’s of course largely to do with lucanis. a world where he kills lucanis is fine because he doesn't think caterina was ever going to love him anyway. a world where he kills caterina, he loses lucanis too.

#or at least this is what is making sense to me. lol.#days on end i have hesitated to kill caterina in the rewrite ideas i have. because i kind of need her to live to cause issues #lucanis acknowledging he was abused is one thing. loving caterina anyway because its all he has is another #illario dellamorte #lucanis dellamorte #caterina dellamorte #genuinely sorry i have tried to shut the fuck up but its not happening. i have been genuinely just thinking #why would he not kill caterina. the source of his failure. lucanis is the one that trusts him #and realised ohhh. because what lucanis thinks matters more to him than he will ever admit. okay.#veilguard spoilers #txt #and the use of the word 'fine' is doing lots of heavy lifting because i still think that pos is fucking grieving a man HE KILLED #this all has to stop. im so sick and tired of him

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beatcroc · 2 years ago

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pest control.

bonus:

*UPDATE: i made a sequel

#the pizzeria is closed forever bc a clone threw up. just kidding. but seriously whos gonna clean that up #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #gustavo and not brick rather but that's probably the tag that people use as catchall so whatever #hey have yuo guys LOOKED at the unused sprite for gustavo's pizza place.... my man has ONE wall to his name #ANYWAY as i have said my goal is to make fp as harmless and cute as i can but also just constantly really disturbing #you ever had your pet throw up in front of you and it just gives you the most guilty and pathetic look in the world #and you just gotta be like. ohhh noooo buddy it's ok ur good...#i think we subconsciously tolerate a lot of weird things like that from pets #things that would be much harder to pass if done by something the approximate shape of a human man. is what im saying.#fake pep isn't a pet but he Is a beast so yknow. also no bricks were harmed in the making of this post i prommy #he probably understands brick's off limits its fine. its fine. noise however....#on god peppino is going to weaponize this guy #pizzaposting #Popular post #also this is Not the next installment of fake pep adventures this is an unrelated aside. just goofin.#off-art

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mrsoharaa · 8 months ago

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I feel like sparring with Suguru (especially with cult leader! suguru) he would be sooo intimate and mischievously coy with you. Like, it'll be the little fragile finger grazes slipping across your hips, agonizingly slowly. The hot, prodding whispers of encouragement and slight taunt bellowing directly into the depths of your ringing ears. And god, don't even get me started on the way this man swiftly and easily maneuvers manhandles your every abrasive attack, how easily he pins you to the nearest solid object. Hips solidly connected with yours, eyes leering ever so intently and strictly into your own — creates a massive swarm of unwarranted butterflies deep within your fluttering tummy.

#he totally gets off of the flustered energy seeping off from you #especially when he can see the ohhh so subtle body changes/language you'd squirm into 👀#he'll tuck back that few loose strands of your drenched hair behind your ear while still starring ever so longingly and hungrily down at yo #'You still know how to properly deflect defensively...very impressed angel' and that just triggers your heightened/on edged hormones #his praises and intense starring would always make your knees buckle and your brain a melted mess...creating another mess between your legs #the smoothest silky voice...the lingering warm touches...this man knows exactly what he's doing...and he does it oh so fucking well #OMFGGGG #I NEED THIS TO BE INTO A FULL BLURB OR SOMETHING #PLS #I BEGGGG #geto suguru x reader #geto suguru #jjk

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puppppppppy · 1 year ago

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fake ep idea + doodles

#i was thinking abt how funny it would be if there was a shiftythrifting blog equivalent in lmk. and half the stuff on there is #submitted by wukong. so i thought a yard sale ep would be funny lol #basically the hoard becomes problem one way or another and wukong figures the best way to get rid of his junk is thru ebay #somehow ends up selling world ending artifacts to random megapolis citizens so mk mei and redson have to scramble to find em #purposely meant to mirror the weekly shenanigans s1-2 style eps that are really goofy (dumpling ep noodles ep etc)#but it gets darker and darker because MK is not fucking ok after that whole thing with the scroll and some unchecked identity crisis #for me id want him to kind of. freak tf out because they have to find MULTIPLE chaos inducing items that could end the world while trying t #be sillygoofy and funny about it. so hes trying to mask his panic with “ohhh guys its just like the good ol days ^_^ remember that ^_^”#ESPECIALLY after that whole thing with the ink scroll. also mei doesnt buy any of it and is worried for him the whole time #as for the B plot it could be monkey king also trying to be very relaxed abt selling 4000 years worth of stuff and tang getting all huffy #like “these are priceless artifacts that could help us learn so much about the past!! wtf man!!!”#and maybe it reveals smth like wukong not wanting to hold on anymore bc his past weighs him down. and theyre all reminders #i think azure mentioned that wukong is sentimental (idk if that was genuine or lying to mk) so that could be touched on to #so basically. the theme would be some sort of conversation abt nostalgia. i think. im not a writer so its very fuzzy in my head #if anyone wants to add on or include their own spin on it feel free. also included undercut redson as a treat somewhere in there #myart #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk red son #lmk mei #lmk MK #lmk xiaotian #lmk xiaojiao #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #doodles #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk traffic light trio #yard sale ep

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whyamihereat4am · 10 months ago

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sometimes I see one of those harem animes where a bunch of girls whose personalities and bodily proportions are wildly exaggerated fall in love with a bland cardboard-cutout of an mc floating past the periphery of my semi-curated internet feed, and I'm like 'ugh, I don't know how people sit through these'. then I remember my all-consuming need to imagine an animeified version of Fyodor Dostoevsky having unabashedly toxic homosexual relationships with every man that crosses his field of vision, and I remember to get off my high horse before it bucks me off and I break a few bones on the way down

#i don't even want to tag ALL the fyodor ships i like that fit this description because. well. it would be A Lot #listen man. sometimes you just see a guy and know he isn't physically capable of having a functional relationship and go ohhh #i need to make him Everyone's Problem now #he would make the other person So Much Worse and I want to watch him #*this applies to Dazai also but that is more socially acceptable to say in this fandom #fyozai #fyolai #fyoya #fyobram #fyosig #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd

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evilhasnever · 1 year ago

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"lxc could do better than jgy" "lxc deserves better"

listen, we all agree that lan xichen deserves the world, but what he wants is A-Yao. End of story.

#so tired of oooh poor lxc he does not know what is good for him #ohhh he deserves so much better than [slew of insults directed at jgy]#ohh he would be much happier in [random ship]#I am genuinely going to start blocking these takes #lxc knows who he wants and he consistently pursues him for his entire life within the constraints of their respective stations #RESPECT the man's dedication!#he doesn't want to do better!!! he is in love!#shhh shiome

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triglycercule · 20 days ago

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horror is so BLESSED he's the only one out of the murder time trio that has actual good people trying to influence his story 💔💔 dust and killer were both driven to INSANITY because of the choices of their respective humans but horror??? every time without FAIL the polls for horrortale's plotline have always ended in a good place for aliza (either by bettering her relationships/reputation or for her to just. not DIE)

horrortale's potential alternate timelines my beLOVEd🙏🙏 they're SO lucky that we're being kind and benevolent hehe (≧ω≦) now where are the aus based off the possible different outcomes that could've happened in horrortale HUH???? (like how aliza couldve killed toriel or chosen horror's puzzle or gone with undyne to the core........)

#something something all three of them have their fates determined by an outside force #ermmmm but horror doesn't- yeah he does. what aliza does decides EVERYTHING for horror and horrortale #just because its not direct like dust or killer doesn't mean theyre all subject to the same community x3 #PARALLELS MTT PARALLELS FOR THE 500TH TIME THEY HAVE SOOOO MANY PARALLELS OHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDD #mtt going to visit horrortale would just be dust eying aliza (out of paranoia. he knows shes a good kid)#and then killer knowing in his head that the poor kid aliza that horror weirdly seems to like doesn't have control over her actions #she doesn't know horror doesn't know nobody knows except killer. is that a bit sad?#theyre all living in the dark unaware of the reality of their world. i mean thats how its meant to be after all thats what the players want #but....... it would be tempting to tell horror...... hehehehehe- and then he's interrupted by horror and dust #(theyre trying to get killer to eat papyrus's spaghetti in their place. he's the only one that can stomach it even though there's no human)#mtt i love thee SOOOOO much. theyre back in horrortale for the holidays ✨✨ coming back to visit the family ✨✨ WHAT horror's visiting.......#not dust or killer of course. this isnt their world noooope thats not papyrus. but that doesn't stop dust from having everyone like him #its just like the good old days :333 except now there's three sanses and triple the insanity :333 almost like nothing's changed!!!!!#oh killer??? yeah he's there. probably won't try taking up the sansish type of role horror and dust do but he'll find a way to get used 2 i #after all the point of this is whatever he wants it to be now ;33333 were these tags all just a reference to my mtt fic. yes. yes they were #LMAOOOO i forgot that aliza didn't fall into horrortale yet in my fic. still a fun thing to imagine tho!!!#i think it would be fun having aliza be the first of humans for horrortale to deal with that they won't instantly kill #itll be hard but really rewarding for all of them........ especially horror i believe!!! man he didnt even go through therapy but #just being away from horrortale and out doing new and FUN and NOT MURDEROUS things has done wonders for him :3 #i need to get to writing smh..... winter break is the day after tomorrow (TECHNICALLY AT 2:32 PM SINCE THSYS WHEN SCHOOL ENDS SO HAHAHA)#so ill probably work on it more over break since i'll have nothing to do hehe.......#today was an amazing day for me ✨ TWO mtt angst death related hcs..... some work on my latest chapter i've yet to post..... SWAPINVERSE FAN #ARE YOU KIDDING ME MORR SWAPINVERSE ART THIS IS SOOOO AMAZING THABK YOU UNTITLED29876011111 I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY YOU DO THIS!!!!!#tricule rant #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #utmv #sans au

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bigidiotenergytm · 28 days ago

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sigh.... still thinking of a mutiny animatic.........

#can i make animatics or animations??? no #BUT MAN THE VISION I HAVE THE VISION!!!!!!!#i NEED a mutiny animatic thats fucking DEVASTATING OKAY #ohhh mutiny i would do u so good......#OOC.

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soup-of-the-daisies · 1 year ago

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[opens fic] “moony has always been the smartest out of all of us” [closes fic]

#I’m curating my internet experience you see #dldr in action. it’s how it works #that being said remus was NOT the smartest #teenage remus holding a book once does not equate to being very clever #i don’t think a man running away from literally any type of hard situation is one to use his brain regularly i’m sorry #abandoning harry after sirius dies remus yes how smart of you. it’s not like you’re now the last semi-positive connection to his parents #all three of them #keeping an escaped alleged convict’s sneak-away-scot-free ability to yourself whilst said convict may be targeting your dead bff’s child…#OHHH HOW SMART #i don’t even see it as selfpreservation at this point. he just wasn’t thinking at all other than like #wallowing in self-pity. oh no james’ son looks like james. oh no i’m a werewolf. oh no sirius is the embodiment of all of my regrets #how many times do you think remus spotted padfoot watching harry from the shrubbery and he just went ‘none of my business’#like this wasn’t the exact reason he got hired in the first place.#tagging this #remus lupin critical #just to be safe #fanon remus would literally maul canon remus and people would kiss his casanova feet for it

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remerg · 2 months ago

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PONIES PONIES PONIES I LOVE PONIES

ALSO TURN ON YOUR LOVELIGHT HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS NOW

#blues brothers #the blues brothers #elwood blues #joliet jake #jake blues #buster blues #john belushi #dan aykroyd #OHHH I LOVE PONIES #combining the both things i love the most LET'S GO💥💥#ALSO YES I'VE BEEN THINKING TOO MUCH ON THAT HARP SOLO BETWEEN BUSTER AND ELWOOD #its so sweet its so cool everything is okay in yhat one moment #i love them they're so wholesome #ALSO ALSO JAKE WAS MY MOOD IN THE MORNING CUZ MAN i was “🗿🗿”#ALSO BASED ON THAT ONE TAG (ty Eso🙏🙏🙏🙏) I NOS THINK JAKE COMBINES THE MOST STUPIDIEST SHIT ON HIS FOODS #or drinks #idk about nesquik and coke but i sure don't think it would be that good/hj #but he would be very “no im serious this is really good” fr

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jessamine-rose · 4 months ago

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*lovingly tackles Aine*

Read my Yandere! Pierro longfics first ♪( ´▽｀)

Last week, my beloved mutual @ainescribe surprised me with Savior! Darling fan art and AHAI9232@2-!/! CRYING SCREAMING I WANT TO LOOK AT THIS ART AND WORSHIP YOUR VERSION OF SAVIOR THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BLESSING ME WITH YOUR ART—

*clears throat* Anyway, now that I finally have the time to properly sit down and comment on the fan art, I’ll do just that. Feedback will be in the tags and it will be unhinged. Once again, thank you so much to Aine for drawing this <3

#feedback #fan art #ainescribe #AIIINE ;-; once again. thank you so much!! it rlly means a lot to me that you enjoyed my writing and felt inspired to draw this :'>#and as someone who loves fashion and character design. it's so so interesting to analyze your version of savior #there's so much symbolism and visual storytelling in each sketch/ outfit and i shall now proceed to pick apart each detail as best as i can #her snezhnayan fit.....god i love it. it's regal. distinctively snezhnayan. and draws attention to her--and you just know that was pierro's #intention when he dressed her in those garments. IT'S JUST SO...!! savior's wardrobe scrubbed clean of her original culture and preferences #replaced with the foreign garments of her captor's nations.....in line with this. i love how her kokoshnik and khaenri'ahn earrings are big #and attention-grabbing. you can't look at her without taking note of those accessories. it begs the question:: how many times has savior #looked at the mirror after being dressed up in snezhnaya and was unable to recognize her own reflection?? :'>#also shoutout to some details aine shared with me: 1) the face marks are inspired by weeping angels 2) the kokoshnik was traditionally worn #by married noblewomen BUT the veil was normally for unmarried women so savior's outfit can be seen as a form of compliance + rebellion #(though later on in history it became accepted for married women to also wear that veil. also my apologies if what i said is inaccurate)#lastly shoutout to savior's expression!! very poised and mysterious....due to her emotional state or pierro's rules on how to act as his #spouse in public?? we'll never know~ the first drawing hits even harder when you compare it to the next one!! such an interesting contrast~#savior in her plain attire. casual and domestic with a smile on her face....i'm guessing this is her pre-fatui version?? she looks so warm #and friendly. and i can definitely understand why pierro fell for her smile <3 #also i fucking love the caption. sorry pierro but you are cursed to be a loser/ simp/ pathetic man in all of my fics and AUs xD #NOW ONTO GODDESS! SAVIOR AAAHHHH!! i love the greek goddess motifs. she looks so regal and awe-inspiring but in a different way from her #snezhnayan attire--archaic. divine. and more suited to her personal style.....yet both versions of her look so painfully isolated :'>#her blank eyes. emotionless face. and veil give me the vibes of a spooky victorian ghost...or would a statue/ portrait be more fitting??#the lack of a necklace is also an interesting design choice given what happens in the fic. and now i realized i forgot to comment on your #version of her snezhnayan necklace oops. similar to the kokoshnik and earrings. the size + grandeur makes it impossible to ignore #that and big jewels = expensive af. ohhh and i love the sparkles on her veil!! pierro rlly spared no expense in dressing up his wifey <3 #it's also funny how all of these outfits are similar to my own version in terms of 'savior wore grand clothing during her glory days as a #goddess -> wore simple attire after her decline for practicality and to blend in with humans/ disassociate from her old identity -> is now #dressed in even grander clothing as the harbinger's spouse. but it's used to reinforce her new identity and pierro's control over her'#tldr:: your design is so creative and i can see the effort you put in analyzing her character and depicting her based on your interpretatio #thank you for being my mutual + reader and i hope we can share even more harbinger/darling brainrot in the future :>

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lokh · 2 months ago

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6.9?????!!!! this film should have ranked higher than fucking rrr

#<- possibly a bit preemptive. ive still got a little over half an hour left #and rrr besides being nationalist schlock. really fell apart in the final act #rrr was rated 7.8. hey i know this song? (not dana dan) but where would i have heard it..#the song on his return fight just short of 1.5 hours in?#red sex by vessel. where would i have possibly heard that lmao #currently watching monkey man btw. under half an hour left #OHHH I SENSE DANA DAN COMING UP

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foursaints · 9 months ago

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what did you think of ttpd!! we gotta know

#a #ME AND THE THREE OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE OVER THE MOON THAT ITS ABOUT MATTY HEALY... oh I knew. ohhh I knew!!!!!!!!!#obviously i think he's a terrible person & don't endorse him whatsoever. BUT WITH THAT SAID #13 year old me would have burned my world down for one chance with that man too. the lore is compelling. HER TUMBLR LIKES?????#what if he's written mine on my upper thigh only in my mind etc etc #this is my favorite album of hers I think! and not just because I am mentally ill about their history. the 2014 backstage photo.#the Halsey mirror sex poem. TEN YEARS.#I want to do a bartylily ranking/writeup for this album. it's theirs #my favorite tracks were ttpd & guilty as sin & clara bow

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