#but ofc it’s gonna be a busy day :’ )

[paracosmicessence]

have doodle lol

functionally, i am alive, emotionally?? idk about that work has me crying almost everyday now chat idk if i can do this anymore

[coridallasmultipass]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTEST WIDDLE SNAKEY WAKEY.

I can't believe my son is 18!! I estimated a birth date for him to be about a month before I got him in fall of 2006, since he was such a widdle month-old baby sneky. I always try to get a good birthday pic of him - especially after he eats and gets the good yawns in.

Pretty soon, he'll be off to snake college, for snakes. Dunno how we're gonna afford those ssssnudent loans.

Image description below the cut:

First photo is an albino corn snake (species name: Pantherophis guttatus) peeking out from behind a fake flower on a rocky hide (a house inside the tank where reptiles can feel secure and hidden). The snake is flicking his tongue out. Only his head is visible in the photo. Caption on the photo reads: Demo's 18th birthday. August 9, 2024.

Next photo is the same snake, but in a clear, close-up, detail photo. Each scale is clearly defined. He has red eyes and pink cheeks, and pale white patterns on an off-white body. The scales on his head are shaped to follow the different planes of his face. The scales on his neck (and body, not shown) are uniform and scallop-shaped.

The next three photos are sequential. The same snake appears with his mouth barely open. Then, his mouth is wide open in a yawn. His cheeks look so smooshy. His head is shaped the way a snap hairclip opens, curved upwards, and it's funny and cute. His mouth has ridges inside, but no teeth or fangs are visible (because his teeth are too tiny to be photographed politely, and he does not have any fangs). The last photo in the sequence has the snake with his mouth still open, but the top of his head is a normal shape again as he begins to end the yawn.

[astrolavas]

it's sound weird, but i have headcanon that Hunter didn't go hexside, because he too old to shool(according to my feelings, at the end of the he is 16-17 y.o (except for the post-credits scene), and at that age it is already too late to go to school):p

i mean, well- in my opinion he rather certainly did go to hexside, since one of the things he'd said during his TTT monologue was "i'd like to attend hexside like a normal student and play flyer derby with my friends" and all of his "wishes" were supposed to sort of foreshadow his goals and his future (carving palismen, studying wild magic, etc etc) so i feel like it's safe to say he succeeded in becoming a hexside student as well. we also know he attended grom with the rest of his friend group, and like- since he's 16 before the timeskip (no canon certainty whether he's recently turned 16 or is going on 17 already though, but like... around 16 canonically) that means he'd get at least 1 year of school, but most likely 2+.

my personal headcanon is that he went to hexside for around 2 years (full or not quite, depending on when the school year starts in the boiling isles and how long it lasts; possibly even 3), and during that time he picked up a mentorship/apprenticeship at del's palisman carving shop, and after he graduated from hexside he started carving palismen professionally with the clawthornes (i like to think that he also takes some courses at eda's wild magic university in his spare time, simply cuz . funny uni hexsquad shenanigans)

[yuukimiyas]

⸜(* ॑꒳ ॑* )⸝ hello bbys!! & happy tgiving!! i hope you all know how much you mean to me & i am so thankful every single day that i have a chance to interact w some of earths finest ppl ‪( ⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷ωᵒ̴̶̷⸝⸝⸝)‬ you guys make my time on this big space rock rlly just…the v best!! & i hope you all never forget that!! <33 ily ily ILY!! now everyone get your plates ready bc im makin my rounds w tons of yummy food!! ෆ ෆ ෆ⸒⸒⸜( ˶'ᵕ'˶)⸝ MWAH!!

[jerek]

It's gonna be so weird when I have real life friends trying to explain that I used to only be able to say my life is dogshit once or twice a week without clogging the vent channel that we all used to say our life was shit because it was all unanimously shitty for all of us and it was considered rude to bring it up too often even though unanimously it was shitty in ways that we could not control and affected us daily

[faaun]

ok let's catch up quickly

[thatone-churro]

chat. chat i have a question. i know ive always had guilt when it comes to getting things for myself, but like. would it be stupid to drop like $116 on the special editions of two games ive been wanting for a while (now because one of which is on sale)? i mean, ive been saving my money literally all summer to use for myself like i haven’t bought anything i didn’t need and i KNOW im not gonna blow through all of it in school because i don’t go anywhere & dont do shit and i know it’s my money and i can do what i want with it but. idk. it feels stupid. is it stupid or is my brain stupid??

(extra context in tags ig idk)

[zanderbobs]

Got my first day of six shifts over 5 days of work at the bar. Pray for me I wasn't built for this shit.

[muirneach]

instagram is convinced i am not only a mother but also one of them helicopter ‘crunchy’ health obsessed and overall paranoid mothers. anyways so a big thing they like over there is never allowing playdates unless if they are also at the other persons house and likeeeee i get it but my mom never ever did that as a kid. playdates r just for kids to hang out why do both parents gotta be there… did anyone here actually grow up like this im curious

[gothsuguru]

i’m already outlining some parts of this fic omg like my excitement is through the roof i really wanna do this story justice 😭

[lamortwrites]

URGH I don't wanna go to work

[pronounrespector]

if the mask comes off at the end istg I will LOSE IT

[yuukimiyas]

(ˆ꜆ᵒ̴̷͈ · ᵒ̴̷͈ )♡ my face this mornie bc!!! you guys!!! it SNOWED!!! & it looks so pretty!! it gets me so excited for the holidays w lover boy & dream boy!! ໒꒰ྀིㅅ´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა do your faves have any gifties in mind this early on? leave any lil hints throughout the months? i’d love to know if you wanna share!! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ ily guys sm!! MWAH!!

[iron-niffler]

not me sitting at my desk staring off into space wistfully thinking about what im going to do on december 19 at 11am after my last final as if i don't have ten assignments to do, a paper to write, two exams next week and 3-4 finals to study for

[fatelcved]

good morning, beans and buds! happy thanksgiving to those who celebrate and happy thursday to those who don’t 💜 please be safe and eat lots of tasty food!!

[gommyworm]

Tw ed/