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crehador · 1 month ago

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hey at least i had the decency to hesitate before ulting on this mob who had only a sliver of health left

#crab plays #hypmic #hpdr #i was like #oooh blorbo's ult is up but it would be #extreme overkill lol #should i? nooooo i shouldn't #i really shouldn't #however.#i would like to see it #ICHIRO CANNON FIRE #real talk i get genuinely emotional finally seeing moves like critical blow in motion #THEY'VE HAD. SPECIAL ATTACKS. FOR YEARS #but no game in which they would be able to use them!!#but now. now. at last #critical blow real 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

#girl i thought we were doing group costumes #do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves #that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care #you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY #just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now

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muffinlance · 8 months ago

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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sarakipin · 3 months ago

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Happy One Year Anniversary my Love 10.29.23

#last year I drew a pair of harpies to celebrate our marriage and it will probably become a tradition from now on 💙#@towered #sara kipin #illustration #my art #original #fantasy #harpy #harpies

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koroart · 9 months ago

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I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

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napping-sapphic · 3 months ago

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take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #sometimes you just need to be CLOSE ya know #also i went to bed really early last night and slept So Well #and i just woek up and im still realllll sleepy #which is why i seized the chance to post this #because i get too shy and embarrassed to whenever i try to do it when im not half asleep #pointign and laughing at fully awake me rn🫵#lmao loser ass🫵🫵🫵#now it’s posted and there’s nothing you can do about it #im gay and i like sleeping

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blaithnne · 1 month ago

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