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might just smash my head against a wall you know
#thought we were going to exchange today#but not heard anything#mum phoned the estate agent we're buying from#and they were like 'oh we can't get hold of their solicitor'#and then phoned our estate agent and told him HE'S HOLDING EVERYTHING UP?????#we've been good to go all fucking week and our buyers are getting tetchy!!!!#who we're buying off at the ones holding it up! the fucking audacity#anyway not feeling good about this lmao#stacey speaks
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every image of a tawny frogmouth is perfection. i've never seen a single picture of a tawny that dissapoints.
#they're stunning. theyre dignified. theyre old and scruffly. they're invisble. theyre adorable. theyre sillygoofy.#theyre adorably grouchy. theyre full of love. theyre ugly as hell. theyre gorgeous. theyre scared little animals. theyre wise storytellers.#and i genuinely am not saying this to be XD quirkyty or anything but. podargus strigoides is the cutest latin name i've EVER heard.#theyre perfect. everything to me. make me smile in the darkest of times#tawnies
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#titan#titan submersible#oceangate#titanic#the titanic#''catastrophic implosion'' is how they're describing it#they have no idea if they can recover anything because of how deep it was#they also don't know yet when it imploded#I will say. the way they're wording this#it probably imploded before people started looking#they keep saying their listening devices would have heard an implosion#but that it did definitely implode#destiel meme#I love you meme#destiel confession meme#what is this meme actually called#I realize I have no idea
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
#not vc sorry#bird#birds#aves#raptor#hawk#red shouldered hawk#i think. might be wrong on that id#accipitriformes#birds of prey#honestly a really cool guy so close up#I'm happy i wasn't attacked. i would not want to fight a guy that big.#talons on this bird were huge. big scary.#I've never heard of large predatory birds just landing in front of people like that so i don't know what gives#it didn't catch any food or anything. just landed near me then stared me down.#I don't know a lot about bird behavior so i tried to not look back at it but still.#it also didn't look injured. seemed like a healthy bird#if anyone has any idea why this thing would act the way it did I'd love to know
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Well, I guess you didn't have much of a choice either
#sooooo fucked up being a teenage boy just messing around with friends one day#and the next weird monsters are after you#and suspicious guys youve never met before start telling you you shouldnt even exist#and even the gentle girl who seems to know SO much that you met#says you have to disappear#all for the sake of this one boy youve never heard of#who apparently everyone loves and wants back#even if it means essentially killing someone else(you)#and youre expected to just. follow along and sacrifice yourself for him#even though you are also a real perosn with real friends (or so you believe)#and at the end you do it#because youre tired and confused#and part of you feels like it should do it#that its the right thing to do#even though you still dont know anything bc no one will tell you#except for the girl but everyone always goes out of their way to stop her#anyway im rambling the kh2 prolouge is so fucked up when u think about it#roxas#sora#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts 2#kh#kh2#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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Okay so after the mountain breakup and makeup, jaskier has a new horse. He super excited to introduce Geralt “horse girl” Riviera to his sweetheart of a horse, Pegasus. He talk about how well mannered and precious his horse is; and how he just had to buy him off of his old owners who didn’t treat him right — “ I mean they didn’t even give him apples, Geralt, who does that?? —
Geralt is expecting a dainty normal horse, maybe with ribbons in his hair, like his owner. But they get to the stables and jaskier skips over to this behemoth of a war horse. (I’m thinking like a shire horse type breed).
Jaskier is just absolutely besotted with the “sweetheart” and Geralt is petrified. This horse is bigger than roach. It’s glaring at Geralt with the rage of hellfire. Geralt is like 57% sure it’s a hell horse.
It’s also super protective of jaskier and it hates Geralt. Pegasus is always moving in between the two and when Jaskier starts giving Geralt attention Pegasus whines and Jaskier will go back to him.
Geralt is not jealous no matter what anyone says. He tries to tell Jaskier about how his demon horse keeps glaring at him and bumping him off the road. But everytime he tries to point it out Pegasus has the most innocent look on his face.
It would be so funny to see a horse and a Witcher try and fight for Jaskier attention
#jaskier#geralt of rivia#geralt z rivii#witcher geralt#the Witcher#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#this is essentially jaskier introducing Pegasus to his new step dad Geralt#Pegasus refuses to like Geralt#he heard jaskier cry over him to many times#Pegasus love lambert#this pisses off Geralt so much more than anything else#Jaskier deserves a protective demon horse son
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How it started Vs How it's going
X-Men: The Animated Series
X-Men '97
#I realised I heard that line before#It was not fun to make that second GIF#x men the animated series#gambit#remy lebeau#X-Men#X-Men 97#xmen 97#x men 97#x men spoilers#xmen#x men 97 spoilers#I've avoided posting anything spoilery til now#Gave a few days just in case#my gifs
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I love being fully unaware of YouTuber drama and which channels are "popular." My first reaction at the start of that section was "who the hell is James Somerton"
#hbomberguy#this is not me claiming to be above it all or anything. iiluminaughtii did have me hooked for the longest time#and i never figured out about her plagiarism#but it is funny that i had just straight up not heard of this guy#meanwhile a couple of the smaller YouTubers hbomb mentioned as being better to support were ones i have watched for years#including Are They Gay. when that title card came up i was like >:0 he ripped off my boy??
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trying out new hobbies
#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#gabriel fanart#gabriel ultrakill#v1#v1 fanart#v1 ultrakill#gav1el#most ethereal hot cross buns you've ever heard#i am never drawing anything resembling an organ/piano ever again#worst experience of my life#myart
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"I dont want what you have, I want to be you."
#art#myart#artists on tumblr#artist#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing jimmy#mouthwashing curly#captain curly#iiiii widerady cooked wid dis one...#this is my peak sorry i cant produce anything better then this#also ignore how inconsistant they probably look i drew them out of order#also who cares.#if u do i dont wanna know i dont care#anyway i need jimmy dead#i thought this audio was so jimmy when i first heard it#so i had to conjure this bad boy up#surprised i even finished it#i had fun#i worked hard on this please love it
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The grandfather, who is also blind as a result of severe diabetes, feels isolated despite having his family around him. "If an air strike targets the house or the neighbourhood, I cannot move, not even using the wheelchair. I am completely paralysed, I cannot see and I can barely hear and move my arms. What has helped me is that we evacuated by car when the situation was less dangerous," Abujubein told MEE. . . . "What did the world that has long talked about human rights and the rights of people with disabilities do for us? My granddaughter has a subject about human rights in school. The first time they learned about people with disabilities, she was happy that she could reflect on me," Abu Jubein laughed. "She came to me repeating what she had learned about their rights and how they should be given a special treatment." "Now where is this special treatment? Did the world at least call for the evacuation of the displaced from Gaza until the end if the attacks?" "Even hospitals are targeted. When the Israeli occupation started bombing hospitals and then besieged al-Shifa Hospital, we thought that this would be the start of an international revolution against the occupation, because the protection of patients and children inside hospitals is the core value of human rights." "But, surprisingly, nothing happened."
. . . full article on MME (18 Nov 2023)
#palestine#israel#gaza#disability#there's also a story earlier in the article about a sister having to carry her six-year-old disabled brother for several kilometers#deciding to leave his wheelchair at home because they'd heard stories of IOF soldiers who wouldn't let people pass with anything#but their ID card#the whole thing is just harrowing to read#but the image of the granddaughter learning about disability rights at school and excitedly relaying them to her disabled grandfather...
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last week i was wearing a beatles shirt at the function and this old man came up to me and in a slightly shocked tone was like “are you a beatles fan??” and i was like “yeah!” and he was like “how did you become a beatles fan???” presumably due to the fact that i am but a youth, and i truly had no idea how to answer because the only two truthful answers were:
a) they are literally the fucking beatles, i know zero people who do not know/have not listened to any of their music
b) i saw one too many tumblr posts of people talking about wanting to impregnate paul mccartney and decided i finally had to listen to their whole discography
#like i fear gen z have also heard of the most popular band of all time#don’t get me wrong he was being super nice about it and he wasn’t being condescending or anything#it was just a very funny interaction#the beatles
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Danny and Steph had an easy friendship.
Witnessing each other beat the shit out of villains to near ending injuries. They were close.
An easy friendship and an even better understanding on mischief.
For starters, every time they were discussing anything about plans or investigation, Phantom would whisper into her ear of what he heard and she'd interject and add in.
With her own flair.
"Spoiler alert!" She sings, Tim's head snaps up to her, and he focuses. She grins. "The goon were delivering it for Penguin, not Riddler. It was Riddler's, well not anymore!"
She giggles to herself when she sees her friend turn around , looking and searching.
Tim has no lead of how she knows this.
Danny giggles with her.
#danny and steph are bbfs in crime#for info bruce KNOWS#so does cass and alfred#red robin heard of phantom but never seen him himself yk#he does not know of stephs and dannys friendship but he knows of DANNY#now theyre just messing with the robins#barbs is also on it#when danny doesnt got anything babs will share something#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#fic prompt#writing prompt#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt
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~ Extremely Unwilling Magical Protagonists Attempt To Outrun The Plot And Not Fucking Die ~
(@takofukkatsumi this tag is from a while ago but it hasn't left my brain -- L-Space got very weird all of a sudden)
#discworld#rincewind#the luggage#svsss#shen qingqiu#sqq#takofukkatsumi honestly thank you for this tag i've been chuckling on and off about the luggage overtaking sqq for a while now#something about it feels Right. no one expects the luggage until it's on you#honestly my main goal out of this picture is to force svsss fans to witness The Luggage and its horrible legs#shen yuan and rincewind hit that awkward point where you're keeping pace with a stranger#you can't quite manage to speed up or slow down at the right point to break contact#so they end up having a VERY weird conversation#at least anything sqq says is not the weirdest thing rincewind has heard#got sucked into a book? let him introduce you to the librarian#actually now i want the librarian to meet the system#if anyone could figure out a way to beat the system's head in it'd be an orangutan offended on behalf of literary characters everywhere#conversely both sqq and sqh are capable of ''speaking'' with pratchett style footnotes ARE are capable of seeing each other's footnotes#they weaponize this against each other immediately#honestly intrigued to see how many notes this gets - what's the general overlap between discworld fans and mxtx fans?#or is it literally the two of us here in this venn diagram?#i feel like it should exist though - are both not simply fantasy parodies in one variety or another??#my art
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the most difficult thing about growing as a person socially, as in getting out of your shell and noticing that you are, is that there will still be times when it doesn’t feel like you’ve grown at all! times when you can’t really connect with anyone around you, times when you fail to enter into an existing conversation, times when you say the wrong thing (or nothing at all when in hindsight you probably should’ve). but that’s also kind of the best thing, because that’s the thing that helps you realize that sometimes, it’s not you or your lack of skills or any shortcoming. sometimes certain environments just aren’t for you and certain people aren’t your people, and that’s okay. that’s human. it’s okay to not feel the progress you have made all the time.
#and that goes for every type of growth#backstory of this post:#after I came back after a few months of doing my international internship I felt so much more confident#it was easier making friends and walking up to people#i took more chances#and generally just heard it a lot from those around me who kept telling me how much i’d changed#this was further supported by my first office job that went pretty well#but then came my grad internship. and while i love the work and have met some great people I noticed it was difficult again#there was one office lunch where no one spoke to me at all! it was my first week and I didn’t know what to say#if i should even say anything#we were all sitting at the same table#not one person even glanced my way#it made me doubt myself; i was doing so well before#was that even real? why can’t I just speak up? this is not the way to connect with people#especially in my first week!#but you know what#i was still doing well. i just had to factor in the fact that these were all middle aged people talking about reality shows i didn’t watch#and bikes i knew nothing about#as well as people who knew i was the new intern yet didn’t speak to me at all even though I’d introduced myself to them all individually#and even so#people I couldn’t really talk to about MY interests outside of work either#my point being:#it’s okay to not feel a connection with everyone you meet#it’s okay to fall back into old habits even though you’ve developed new ones#it will never unravel the process you’ve made and the connections you’ve built#you’re doing fine#after this internship I will surround myself with people who reaffirm that belief#growth in the self#self love#positivity
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I don’t think this is going to be important this season but I would really like it to be.
#like this was mentioned way before Brennan made porter into a big bad#so I doubt there was anything behind it#but like cool ass idea that maybe Porter wanted to make Zelda the champion before Fig#it wouldn’t work out for him for a lot of reasons#like her religious devotion and early graduation would make it pretty much impossible#I haven’t heard anyone acknowledge it though I just want people to talk about Zelda again I miss her#(I’m getting desperate for a Zelda appearance)#fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#fh#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#zelda donovan#ankarna#d20 the seven#d20 spoilers#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20 fhjy#zelda fantasy high#d20 fhjy#porter cliffbreaker
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