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On a date
Percy: You look pretty cute dressed up without the battle armor
Annabeth: Oh yeah? And how do I look with the battle armor?
Percy: Hot as fuck
#Mr. look how beautiful my girlfriend is covered in monster guts and sewage#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#source: unknown#incorrect quotes
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I'm actually crying with laughter. My husband just asked me if I'm alright and I've no idea where to even start 😂
Random Scott moment
“Scott. Scott, I can’t!”
Virgil’s voice was little more than a pain-filled scream.
“You can. You need to move and you need to move now!”
“Oh god.”
There was a terror of defeat in his brother’s voice that Scott hadn’t heard before. He eyed his speed, desperate to get more out of One’s engines as he streaked across the planet.
Next to his velocity indicators hovered the hologram John was shooting down from Five. Virgil’s vitals, his bodycam, and what little they could get from Two’s sensors at this distance.
It wasn’t enough.
Scott needed to get there.
Now.
I’m coming little brother, I promise.
His fist clenched around One’s controls, pushing them an imaginary increment faster.
-o-o-o-
#thunderbirds are go#thunderfam#thunderfam rocks!#definitely wouldn't paddle#wouldn't object to being rescued by Virgil#but not covered in sewage
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character thesis statement thats gonna fuck you up so bad with time <3
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My neighbor two houses down brought dinner over to my husband and brother when they saw us cleaning out the basement. (Well, them. I could not help.)
And when my next door neighbor saw we were at the house, she sent her husband over with the package that was delivered while we were unable to get home.
The world is full of a lot of shit. Sometimes people are just good.
#and sometimes they drive by and take literally sewage covered trash out of your yard because they are disgusting#but mostly they’re good
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https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-home-guide/how-to-get-rid-of-bed-bugs#contain-the-area
🙏 ty for the link! i think i saw this during my panicked research this morning so it's nice to go over now that im not actively having a breakdown lmao
#wheeltext#wheelask#luckily the infestation only seems yo be in one room so far and were looking into replacing three of five beds (one confirmed infected and#two suspected). for now weve got the Worlds Most Expensive Garbage Bags on all of the beds#ie mattress covers lol. its such a waste to throw them out but these bitches gotta go im not a bug guy :(#we vaccuumed all the mattresses and stuff and sprayed rubbing alcohol in the seams and steamed up the uninfected mattress seams b4 we put#the covers on. sory sorry#what i meant was I did that. to five beds. lol#im so fucking tired its crazy#this may have been the worst day of my life and ive cleaned up sewage b4
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My Pathfinder 2e group just party wiped today, due to our general lack of party heals. Our poor DM tried so hard to help us out in that fight, but the dice gods demanded blood. Good fortitude modifiers only do so much with the long odds of the boss recharging its AoE burst literally every round after the first recharge. it blasts us for around 50 damage for every failed roll, half on a successful roll. The only reason we lasted as long as we did was by having three party members having a feature that allowed us to treat successful fortitude saves as critical successes, but in the end... it didn't even matter. We were overwhelmed, and we were too deep in the thick of the campaign to realistically have a backup band of adventurers capable of stepping in to stop the events that would destroy everything.
I shared this with our DM, despondent that he'd killed his party, and said,
"you let the six-year-old win"
[fifteen minutes of silence]
"i forgor to finish my thought. let your inner child be this six year old for a minute and take joy in winning."
anyways thank you for sharing
My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around
#we died primarily due to a critical lack of heals#and an insane amount of damage from the monsters#but we also very much were short on heals#we had two players who *could* heal#and they were both limited application heals#one was beacon of healing#so the professor had five charges of “this creature touches me for a heal”#cut to five rounds of variations on “aaand i'm gonna touch myself”#(we were all laughing)#the other heal was goodberries#our kineticist could give a berry to someone within 30 feet#you have to be conscious to eat the fruit.#also the recipient has to use one of their actions to receive the healing#the terrain was also incredibly effective in splitting the party up and hindering our movement options#we fought sewage slimes in the sewers#everything tried to give us “go blind and eventually die” disease#the omoxes could teleport between shitwater tiles#walls be damned#really did a number on the only character able to fly over the shitwater#do damage#and retreat behind cover to hide from the repeated bursts#namely my ranger#who has undiagnosed and very untreated PTSD from losing two animal companions#and animal companion number three#a badass firepelt cougar#who was a quasi-companion to an enemy ranger#bribed by my ranger with food to be chill with us passing through the goblin fort#and then she started following us from a distance#approaching my ranger once companion number 2 died#anyways so the very first burst from the big elemental
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Oh shit. Here we go again...
Dear City, how about you build us some storm drains and fix the 100 year old sewers.
#If we flood again I'm going to go wallow in it and then show up to vote covered in sewage from my basement#If this was happening in a more affluent ward it would not be happening again#They would have fixed it years ago
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Sorry for the ugliness of the view, or should I be the one sorry or the occupation? Of course, dear reader, you could not bear the ugliness of the scene, but what should I and my family say? We have been here since the third of December,
[ vertified by @nabulsi and @el-shab-hussein , num.221 on fundraising list ! ]
See the evidence below !
Note, the iron thing in the picture in the back is the primitive oven in which we bake our daily bread using firewood and plastic. CAN YOU IMAGINE ????!!!!!!! Is your food covered in sewage, urine and feces? Sorry for the words but this is crazy, I'm going to lose my mind!
We have been here since the third of December,in addition to the filth and waste, it explodes daily due to the presence of 30,000 thousand displaced people. It explodes and the place here is flooded with filth, sewage and dirt. It is definitely a hotbed of diseases. Why do I and my family have to live, sleep, eat and cook here?????? Do you see this little threshold? A few centimeters that separate us and it's not enough, a lot of insects and worms,If you go out with your shoes, they will get dirty and dirt will enter inside. We are inevitably stuck in dirt. Is there a decent person who would be satisfied with a life like this? I am tired. We are all exhausted by the disease. Everyone is here with yellow eyes and epidemic hepatitis. Everyone is like a zombie because of this tragic and inhuman situation in which we live. My family does not leave the bed due to the severity of illness and fatigue. [is there a bed? Of course NO, we sleep on the floor, specifically on dirt, but unfortunately we have begun... We get used to the tent like a house and we use its terminology. This habit and habituation is killing me. I cannot accept and do not want anyone to accept the humiliation we are experiencing Or try to beautify it in any way.]
If you would like to help even a little for my family, please do not hesitate for a moment. It is an unbearable situation. Our lives have been destroyed. Or you can help spread the link to our family to someone who might be able to help. Thank you for reading. Have a good day. At least someone should be happy today.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1yYkNp5U3ANwILl2MknJi9G7ArY4uVTEEQ1CVfzR8Ioo/htmlview
#children of gaza#gaza fights for freedom#gaza under bombardment#north gaza#gaza fundraiser#gaza solidarity encampment#gaza under siege#all eyes on gaza#help gaza#gaza gofundme
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booker’s new nickname is shitface
#that is raw sewage. out of our septic tank.#we had it pumped and i guess some escaped the hole and didn’t get covered when the hole was filled#booker
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Crack HC, because is there any other kind?
Bruce realises embarrassingly late that his Batkids can’t swim.
Gotham’s beach water is pure chemicals and sewage, and the city’s public school funding doesn’t exactly prioritise teaching kids to swim. Steph, Duke and Jason had never seen a swimming pool before meeting Bruce.
Tim’s parents meant to sign him up for swim lessons after he fell into their indoor fountain when he was three and nearly drowned - it would have been so embarrassing if it happened when they had guests! - but forgot.
So Bruce is like. Oh no my baby-soldiers must learn to swim.
Damian insists that since the League trained him to withstand waterboarding, he’s fine. Bruce pulls a muscle in his cheek from clenching his jaw so hard.
Dick insists that he can swim and manages one impressive mermaid-style undulation before becoming disoriented and slamming into the wall.
Duke covers himself in floaties and clings to a pool noodle for dear life, eschewing dignity because “this isn’t how I die”.
Conversely, Tim sinks like a stone, curls up on the bottom of the pool, and waits for death.
Cass, with the lowest body fat percentage, also sinks but manages to squeeze into one of the drains. She re-emerges six hours later in an estuary in New Jersey.
Steph refuses to let go of the wall by the deep end, scuttling away like a crab when Bruce tries to poke her into the water with a skimmer net.
Jason scoffs at them all and manages a perfect swan dive before flailing and crashing into Steph, causing both of them to panic and use each other as ladders to get out.
Alfred asks Barbara for the security camera footage and makes everyone watch it twice a year to keep their egos in check.
#Batman#batfamily headcanons#batfamily#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#red robin#tim drake#dc robin#damian wayne#duke thomas#signal dc#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#cassandra cain#batgirl#black bat#orphan dc#swimming lessons#wayne family adventures
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The grossest thing Steve-O has admitted to doing is his confident, continued disbelief in washing his hands because it would "weaken his immune system."
My GUY you Skyjacked it on camera but this is what made me lose it.
#seriously what the fuck#Steve-o you've swum in sewage#Does baithing count as washing his hands or does he put on special gloved like in Zoolander#Dude might have a portable bidet but that's super fucking gross#Like why are you proud???#Your hands are covered in shit constantly???#Does the man shower??????
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Israel is burning and bulldozing tree crops at historic rates. These trees would take years to grow back - and that's without factoring in the time it would take to detoxify the soil. (2/13)
It gets worse. 23% of greenhouses have been destroyed in their entirety. (3/13)
Destroying up to 48% of tree crops and 23% of greenhouses is a horrendous crime in itself, but, when you factor in Israel blocking food aid and literally killing food aid professionals, you start to see the scale of the crime in full. (4/13)
Look at the difference. See the land before. See it after. Do not turn away. (5/13)
Restoring the land will be profoundly difficult. The soil now contains asbestos, heavy metals, and even undetonated explosives. (6/13)
Waste disposal infrastructure is in ruins. Sewage treatment systems are failing. (7/13)
People are burning plastic to heat food. Fumes from bombs hang in the air. (8/13)
This is not "just" about nature. This is about the food and the air and the water and the land being deprived of life. It is about a whole population being denied its sustenance. (9/13)
A comprehensive report about this issue is in the Guardian. They are one of the few publications to cover the siege on Gaza from this angle. The full story is here: (10/13)
There is also some reporting on this in InsideClimateNews: (11/13)
Here at Climate Defiance we have been clear in calling for a ceasefire since October. We wage our peaceful struggle because we believe in the inherent value of humanity - and in the need to see the humanity in each other. (12/13)
We fight for thriving ecosystems because we fight for life. Both are under attack right now. Do not look away. Do not stay silent. Moments like these are a test of our moral fabric. (13/13)
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credits to @kivivogel
credits to @alostkivi
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yk it isnt murder if they never find out ron desantis was pushed into a ravine
#caltalk#vent#<- ?#get me out of here i hate this fucking state#and its grimy pathetic excuses for leaders#idk how long its gonna be safe to be me#a good third of your state smells like sewage and is covered in debris and your biggest priority is making sure the precious kiddlywinks#dont know what a gay person is#die die die die die
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Annabeth: mid-battle with a fire-breathing giant, dirty, sweaty, and covered in literal, actual shit.
Percy: She was beautiful in combat. I know that's a crazy thing to say, especially after we'd just climbed a sewage waterfall, but her gray eyes sparkled when she was fighting for her life. Her face shone like a goddess's, and believe me, I've seen goddesses.
#DOWN HORRENDOUS#Percy Jackson & The Olympians#PJO#Percy Jackson and The Olympians#Percy Jackson#Annabeth Chase#percabeth#this is from demigod diaries btw
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