#but no seriously what the fuck is wrong with this dude

[elderwisp]

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Dan: They only onboarded me today and I have orientation tomorrow. Hopefully I get to meet some of the animals.

Ares: Oh so that’s why you have those goofy shoes, I thought you were leading the girl scouts for a second.

Dan: You’re buggin! Frances said they were cute.

Ares: It’s not a bad look, it makes me feel like we’re going on an adventure.

Dan: I bought you a boba and this is how you treat me?!

Ares: [ snickers ] Where are we going, captain?

Dan: I hate everything.

Ares: Ok, ok! You’re right I shouldn’t treat sugar mamas like that.

Dan: Ares! Shut up!

Ares: [ whispers ] I think the whole store is looking at us.

Dan: And?? Let them look. 

Ares: Wait, wait, make sure my hair looks good.

Dan:  You’re so…

Ares: Well?

Dan: It looks fine. 

Ares: I am proud of you by the way.

Dan: Really?

Ares: Yeah! It’s cool, graduation’s around the corner and you have this sick job to look forward to.

Dan: Oh! Neat.

Ares: Did I say something wrong?

Dan: Not at all, I guess I want to feel the same excitement as my friends do. 

Ares: Ah, I see. Well, you know it’s alright to feel that way, right?

Dan: I know. Walk me to the train?

Ares: [ nods ]

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Dan: My mom would project all of her dreams onto me. So success doesn’t ever seem real to me. Like there’s always some sort of ladder to climb.

Ares: You ever think you haven’t found the right one? 

Dan: I do but then again I worry if anything truly is satisfying enough to try.

Ares: Then maybe that’s the issue.

Dan: What is?

Ares: We’re too busy measuring things by success rather than happiness.

Dan: Ahh, I see the vision. 

Ares: Maybe take this step as the thing that’ll allow you to build a future you want. Like a platform. 

Dan: I guess I’ve been under the impression that a career was the end goal not the foundation.

Ares: Felt that.

Dan: Yeah right.

Ares: Dan, I don’t know what I want to be. There’s music, photography, going back to school. I feel like I’ve spent more time trying to pick something than actually doing it. You have something to work off of.

Dan: So do you. Plenty of things. 

Dan: Look, you should listen to your advice as well. There’s a lot of good stuff in there. 

Ares: Hey, don’t move.

Dan: Noo. I hate having my picture taken.

Ares: Then act like I’m not here.

Dan: That literally changes nothing.

Ares: Oke I’m taking it now.

Dan: Ugh.

Ares: Shit. You might’ve blinked.

Dan: Seriously?!

Ares: [ laughs ] No. Not at all.

Dan: This dude. 

Ares: You should catch your train now.

Dan: That would be smart. 

Dan: Ares?

Ares: Yes?

Dan: You’re a pretty cool guy.

Ares: Ah. Nice, nice.

Dan: Awkward as fuck too.

Ares: PFFT I’m leaving now.

Dan: Bye.

[captain-44-curly]

”…Dude what the fuck! He was jealous of a fucking hamster! what a fucking psycho!?!

he was fuming for poor Hammy. He couldn’t keep his hatred of no consent Johnathan under wraps any longer

“seriously, The fuck is wrong with him.”

“I’ve heard for the grape vine that you’ve have an eventful past few days. How’s that go with you?”

He had more coffee with him and straws

-@captain-44-curly

i was healthy for a bit. wizards. don't think about it too hard.

i looked just like you!

[he would have smiled. he didn't. nothing he can do anymore resembles a smile.]

i looked just like you...except, i think i noticed something. my hair was a little bit darker, yeah? darker blonde. yours was just a little lighter. another small difference. outside of all the other ones.

i thought a lot. about the other differences.

[canonically47]

i hope that yandere simulator being prettier now doesn't make people come back. in fact i hope it drives them away even further. alex is clearly trying to shove everything away; just look on youtube, the apology is gone. he wants to start anew. he wants everything to be over in a matter of weeks.

keep giving him shit. keep staying away from yandere simulator. keep making your rewrites and retells, keep shipping those characters out of spite, keep driving others that want to get into it away from it.

fuck alex mahan and fuck yandere simulator. we're not gonna forget in a matter of weeks. he's moved on but that doesn't mean we have to as well.

[theirondragonrants]

Aemond "they made fun of me" Targaryen, they could never make me like you

[nylanderthal]

The thing about Mitch Marner is absolutely No One is ever normal about him. Not ever once in the history of time has a single person been normal about him actually.

[simcardiac-arrested]

hi cream i dont know the meaning of this

jaga art reaction moodboard

[anotherpapercut]

if you think there should be an upper age limit for holding office your politics are based on finding the right people to discriminate against and you're annoying. there are other far better ways to determine if a person is competent enough to hold office

[constantvariations]

I am once again begging for the people who work on rwby to learn how to frame shit

Blake chews out Batman for acting like he's alone and then storms towards Arkham Asylum. She walks alone into darkness while he's bathed in warm light next to everybody else

It's so contradictory. If they wanted to properly frame this shit, it should be Blake with her friends and in the light because she's enlightened and Batman swathed alone in shadows. As is, this frames Batman in the right (which he is) and Blake as going crazy

Either the artists rebelled against this shit by weaponizing the framing, like the animators of rwby did multiple times, or everyone who works on rwby stuff gets overdosed on stupid juice

[north-wilkesboro-moonshine-cave]

angry post dw about it

not to be a bummer on main but a resounding fuck you to my classmate this morning who was real into the hurricane being karma for the south (nvm he's in the south with us) until i had to remind him the the fucking qualla boundary was also getting flooded and apparently the optics of fucking racism will shut him up but otherwise he'll gleefully wish unimaginable suffering and death on people freely.

[silverislander]

working here is making me a little bit nuts abt antibullying again <3

[sapphire-weapon]

very concerned at the state of discourse in RE fandom whenever i see someone really timidly state that they think that leon's not a natural blonde and hope they don't get attacked

especially considering

they're right

[haunted-plush]

Going through the undertale tag is crazy because you'll either see something about the base game, something for an au, or something so far gone to the point it genuinely might as well be it's own entire thing

[arachnicas]

Peter's "bring your kid to work" bit stopped being cute when he brought May Day with him on a potentially dangerous mission to save Miles instead of, y'know leaving her at home with her mother.

[blusical]

on a more serious note, the whole controversy surrounding ovechkin's recent comments is just yet another reminder that the NHL (and other hockey leagues but ESPECIALLY the NHL) still needs to make some changes in order for queer fans, players, coaches, gms and every other person involved to truly be accepted. NOT some performative profile picture changes. NOT simple social media posts from NHL teams. NOT some feel-good story over someone coming out. NOT introducing special jerseys. NOT getting rid of said special jerseys anyway in order to get rid of "distractions" (still furious over that). ACTUAL. CHANGE.

[shivermewhiskerz]

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//Venting in Tags:: TW Sewerslide and shit like that

[mbat]

yknow what, man? i will laugh at fascists. keyword at. because aside from obviously being pissed off at them and wanting nothing more than to strange them with my bare hands, what else am i supposed to do?

everything i am is everything fascists hate. im literally jewish and trans and bisexual. i want everyone to have safety and homes and food and education unconditionally, i dont believe bodies are binary, i believe medicine and healthcare should be a right, not a luxury. i believe in a lot of things that are so opposite of fascists and if they knew i existed theyd hate me like they hate everyone else.

there is no world in which id agree with them even if my life depended on it. especially if my life depended on it.

and also, lets just be real here, they are ridiculous. the way they act is manipulative, but fucking ridiclous. i had people accusing me a few days back of being awful because i said that calling art 'degenerate' is funny. yknow why i said that? because thats just fucking stupid to me! its art dude! its not gonna do anything to you! maybe it can suck or depict shitty things, but its just a drawing/sculpture/what have you bro!

like, i know why fascists attack art. art is often the ultimate expression of the self, or love, or joy, or simply humanity. expression attacks oppression. to get rid of art would help them, so of course they would attack it like an enemy. but like... bro, come on. its still just art, man. degenerate.... you sound so ridiculous 💀

and like. ive been drawing for over 10 years now, whether it shows or not, so like, i get it if people find it not sounding the best that my first reaction is to laugh at the face of someone trying to attack something so personal and such, but also thats exactly why i do. these dickwads thrive on reaction, they want you to get upset, or insecure, or whatever. i draw because it brings me joy, if my art is somehow devoid of morals or whatever they even mean by "degenerate"... oh well? i dont usually show my art to others anyway, and even if i do its still just an image, and usually pretty tame ones at that. i hurt no one with my art lmao.

id rather just laugh in their face. what are they going to do about it?

i am stronger, any of us are stronger, than every single one of them. all of us who allow ourselves to be free, who dare to think outside of what weve been told, have more of a backbone than theyve ever had in their whole lives. they want to uphold systems that do nothing but hurt everyone, even the top, because it is inherently poisonous to the human brain. systems that want anything except for humanity from the human experience.

i laugh because i know that aside from the way they hurt others, they are just shells of a human being, and that is so hilariously sad.