#but never mind that

[this-blog-needs-a-new-name]

Englot and their endless Smiles of Happiness 🥰

[captorations]

the thing about gideon and harrow is that, while harrow's problems are more dramatic, they are also far more easily fixed. give harrow meds and a safe environment and decent people to interact with and she'd be something approximating a normal human being in less than three months. gideon, however. gideon is a fucking mess and by the end of those same three months you'd be lucky if she's even admitted she has problems.

catra and adora are the exact fucking same. so are cassandra and rapunzel. so are akua and catherine. why are unhinged sapphics like this

[iluvvaporeon]

did not expect so many of yall to actually want me to write that parkciv x pvpciv fic 💀 ngl that was really just supposed to be a throwaway thought that spawned from me hyperfixating rlly hard that day and i wasn't rlly planning on actually writing it but after seeing all of you guys practically begging in the replies and reblogs for me to do it...

well. i'll just let this sneak peak speak for itself. :)

[calandrinon]

Vlad the impaler fan vibe

it's because of all the gratuitous anti ottoman posting, isn't it? such stereotyping here in my own house, none of you young people give me any respect

[prlssprfctn]

I actually need some fanfic, where Bruce and Jason are in the middle of some argument, and a casual (and a well-practiced with Dick before) sentence leaves his mouth, something along the lines "How old do you think you are?!", meaning that he is acting childishly. And because Jason is irritated, and his tongue runs loose in his anger, he screams back that he is nineteen, and Bruce just freezes, because... Oh. Jason is nineteen. He is a fucking kid - his kid - that lost years of his teenhood, and was forced back without anyone giving him a space to catch up, with everyone else already treating him like an adult... When he isn't.

[isagaiia]

jayce is so greedy smh

[a-a-lost-munchkin]

I Can’t Help But Wonder

Odysseus, who just violently and mercilessly murdered 108 or so men, who claims in the next song that he’s no longer a kind or gentle man, actively listens to Telemachus and kindly and gently responds to everything his son’s expressed.

Telemachus asks, “Am I like you? Am I strong like you? Will you embrace me? Will you love and accept me as yours?” He says, “I’ve felt so alone.”

And Odysseus claims him in a heartbeat, answering, “My son. My boy. My sweetest joy I’ve ever known. I embraced you twenty years ago. I’d do the impossible for you. I’d die for you.” He says, “Seeing the men here today, I can only wonder what you’ve been through for twenty years. My son, you’re already strong. You’re my own. You’re not alone. I’m home.”

And then they fucking embrace.

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

[beebfreeb]

[trekkerac]

Winning is just doing better than your competition

[theartofmadeline]

i promise i wouldn't blame you

[grimalkinmessor]

When I tell you that I have read fanfic characterizations so OOC that they'd classify as an original character, trust me I have read THOUSANDS. But you know what I don't do? :) Tell the author of those fanfics that they might as well classify that character as an original character if they're going to write them like one. Because that's fucking rude. People don't owe you your preferred characterizations. The back button is free.

[canonkiller]

god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you

[fairsweetlonging]

you think shen yuan ever pats down his robes and has a whole heart attack cus he can't find his phone in his pockets and he starts looking around in a panic and making everyone around him also panic because he lost something!!! before then suddenly realizing—oh, right.

[technically-human]

Jayce Talis but give him the Giopara (lack of) charm