#but never mind that

[iluvvaporeon]

did not expect so many of yall to actually want me to write that parkciv x pvpciv fic 💀 ngl that was really just supposed to be a throwaway thought that spawned from me hyperfixating rlly hard that day and i wasn't rlly planning on actually writing it but after seeing all of you guys practically begging in the replies and reblogs for me to do it...

well. i'll just let this sneak peak speak for itself. :)

[captorations]

the thing about gideon and harrow is that, while harrow's problems are more dramatic, they are also far more easily fixed. give harrow meds and a safe environment and decent people to interact with and she'd be something approximating a normal human being in less than three months. gideon, however. gideon is a fucking mess and by the end of those same three months you'd be lucky if she's even admitted she has problems.

catra and adora are the exact fucking same. so are cassandra and rapunzel. so are akua and catherine. why are unhinged sapphics like this

[calandrinon]

Vlad the impaler fan vibe

it's because of all the gratuitous anti ottoman posting, isn't it? such stereotyping here in my own house, none of you young people give me any respect

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

[beebfreeb]

[trekkerac]

Winning is just doing better than your competition

[theartofmadeline]

i promise i wouldn't blame you

[canonkiller]

god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you

[gayvampyr]

i hate talking to people who aren’t aware of or just don’t care how disastrous climate change is. i say “summer is lasting too long” and they go “but i like the warm weather! :)” 😐

[a-a-lost-munchkin]

I Can’t Help But Wonder

Odysseus, who just violently and mercilessly murdered 108 or so men, who claims in the next song that he’s no longer a kind or gentle man, actively listens to Telemachus and kindly and gently responds to everything his son’s expressed.

Telemachus asks, “Am I like you? Am I strong like you? Will you embrace me? Will you love and accept me as yours?” He says, “I’ve felt so alone.”

And Odysseus claims him in a heartbeat, answering, “My son. My boy. My sweetest joy I’ve ever known. I embraced you twenty years ago. I’d do the impossible for you. I’d die for you.” He says, “Seeing the men here today, I can only wonder what you’ve been through for twenty years. My son, you’re already strong. You’re my own. You’re not alone. I’m home.”

And then they fucking embrace.

[yours-etc]

Misha will actively go on record saying, “Jensen and I would have fucked nasty in the back of the impala, for the sake of canon Destiel of course, in a heartbeat. But the CW is homophonic :/”

And we just let him keep saying these things with no consequences.

Then Jensen like a week later is like, “No we did fuck nasty in the back of the impala, for the sake of canon Destiel of course, they just cut it :/”

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF crying child if he wasn’t fucking around

[s2pdoktopus]

You know those fanfics where Zidian evolves into a magic snake? That's the idea but it's the fuzzy worm thing.

[bunnieswithsunglasses]

When Lucifer is hanging out at his palace and can't get a moment's peace...

[fairsweetlonging]

you think shen yuan ever pats down his robes and has a whole heart attack cus he can't find his phone in his pockets and he starts looking around in a panic and making everyone around him also panic because he lost something!!! before then suddenly realizing—oh, right.