#but mans really popped off this mcc

[iconsumeheadcanons]

everytime im worried i might be parasocial about mcyt i watch a stream and listen to peeps dono messages and feel relieved

[eluminium]

WOOO! WE MADE IT LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN AND OUTSIDE! SKIZZ WEEK 2 DAY 7!!! YIPPIE! Can't believe I managed to actually get all the days! Crazy ngl. As your reward, and mine, have some Imp and Skizz being silly and dancing with each other. Is it platonic or romantic? Eh, that's up to your interpretation.

AS ALWAYS BUT DIFFERENT, thank you to @skizzlemanweek for organizing this round of Skizz Week! It was really fun to do! You better go to their blog and look at the other Skizz Week 2 creations when you're done here!

Prompt 7: Free day!

It's not often Skizz finds himself in an environment like this. Specifically, he hasn't been at an off-server party in lord knows how long. He got most of his partying out of his system by the time he was 25, if not even earlier. So excuse him if he's a bit rusty, he's doing his best. His best being standing on the sidelines with a glass of overly fancy strong cider in his hand and watching the whippersnappers have fun on the dance floor. The noise of people having fun and partying is music to his ears, if a bit loud. Above him, beautiful light shows play out in the dark sky to the beat of the generic but still bopping music discs the DJ is playing. The massive and beautifully decorated Decision Dome stands proudly in the background.

He's honestly grateful that they're outside, not just because of the beautiful view but because it keeps the temperature comfortable. Back in his day, they used to party in whatever run-down shack they could find, and those turned into SAUNAS by the end. And they were TIGHT too, which sucked for a guy like him, with his clumsily large wing span. Said wings puff up at the memory and he makes sure to stretch them out just to bask in the fact that he has enough personal space to do that without knocking someone flat on their ass! It may not be fully fair to compare those parties to this one though, considering this isn't just some random party. This is the afterparty of one of the biggest events in the multiverse. MCC. Of course, it would be a bit fancier!

Skizz brings the glass to his lips and takes a tasteful sip. The refreshing taste of pear hits his tastebuds gracefully, hiding the mild but fulfilling taste of popped chorus fruit. The alcohol leaves its familiar burn as he swallows, his eyes wandering back to the dance floor. It's like a little rainbow in there, everyone's color-coordinated outfits blending together into a light show of its own. Various wings, tails, ears, horns, antlers, and other distinguishing features stick out of the crowd, clearly enjoying the opportunity to stretch out as much as Skizz. He can't help but smile, a sappy happiness rising in his chest at the sight. Although that may be the alcohol making him soft.

"Hey man, you thinkin' about something nice?"

Skizz looks to his side and meets a pair of kind chocolate brown eyes and a teasing grin. "Nah, not really Dipple Dop. Just enjoying the moment," he responds, patting the spot next to him. Impulse takes the hint and sits down next to him, a fresh new drink in his clawed grip. His second that night, surprisingly.

"Where's Top? Did he decide to head home with Etho?" Skizz asks when he notices a lack of firey hair anywhere nearby. Impulse takes a sip of his drink before he answers.

"No, he's still here. He got caught in a conversation with Cub about Railroad Rush. They're in the Dome, by the bar, if you're wondering."

"Aha, I see," Skizz responds with a nod. A little bit of pride hits him at the information. Usually, Tango avoids busy social events like the plague. It's nice to hear that he decided to stay a bit longer! As for Etho, there's no convincing him. He dipped as soon as it was socially acceptable. Mysterious as always, although maybe it's because many of the players here are Etho fans. Sounds like his worst nightmare to be stuck in a conversation with people who admire him and are probably drunk. Maybe he should consider not being as awesome then, but Skizz digresses.

Suddenly, a very familiar sound reaches his ears. Specifically, a song. He can't help but snort.

"Oh my god." Impulse says with a surprised and slightly flustered laugh as he also realizes what song they're playing.

It's an oldie, but a goodie. A tune from when they were but naive teenagers. But it's not the song itself that tickles Skizz's funnybone. It's the fact that, with this song, comes a specific dance that was all the rage back then. A partner dance. If you wanted a girlfriend, or a boyfriend back then, this was what you practiced to perfection before you took them to the club.

Oh, he remembers it like it was yesterday! How a soft-faced Impulse timidly approached him and asked him to be his practice dummy for the dance because he wasn't satisfied with just practicing it in front of a mirror and he really wanted to impress this one girl. And of course, a younger Skizz helped him out, after laughing at him for a minute for being such a cheesy romantic. He remembers every attempt, every re-try, and that's impressive because there were a LOT of them. Bless his best friend and his need for perfection.

Skizz meets Impulse's gaze again, and it's clear that he also had the exact same flashback. Skizz can't help but giggle, a giggle that turns into a full-blown laugh as Impulse covers his face with his hand.

"I'm never escaping this! It haunts me!" He exclaims as he takes a deep swig from his drink like a depressed alcoholic detective in a mystery movie.

Skizz has to wipe a tear from his eye with how hard he's laughing. "Come on, dude! You got SO good at it! You were great!"

Impulse gives him a playful glare. "Oh yeah, I got SO good at it, huh?" He shoots back, his voice dripping with salty sarcasm, which causes another bout of cackling from Skizz.

"It's not your fault she was a lesbian! If she wasn't I'm sure you would have had her smitten with your dance skills!" He knows he's rubbing salt in a decades-old closed-up wound but in his defense, it's funny.

Impulse struggles to hold his faux seriousness in the face of a torrent of Skizzleman laughing. "God, I still can't believe I didn't know! I was so in love yet I couldn't figure out something so obvious!" He says with a barely repressed snort.

Skizz's laughing eventually dies back down into giggling. "Come on, you were both still cool with each other after that! No harm, no foul."

"Yeah, except my dignity," Impuse quips in an overly whiney and weepy tone.

Skizz rolls his eyes fondly. "Shut up, man!" He fires back. They both giggle and Skizz takes a gulp of his cider. A comfortable silence settles between them as they both look back to the dance floor. Multiple people have paired up with each other for the song. Others have created some sort of three-people version of the dance. One is even a group of five! Makes sense that the dance has evolved to be more casual as the years have gone by. Now not just couples and potential couples get to enjoy it, but friends too!

However, there is one difference Skizz spots that he's less than impressed by.

"Wow, they kinda suck at this." Impulse dryly comments before Skizz can even say anything. He can't help but laugh at Impulse's uncharacteristically sharp observation. The booze is getting to him for sure.

"What, you think us old farts can do it better?" He pokes back with a raised eyebrow.

Impulse splutters a bit, borderline offended at the mere suggestion. "Yeah, obviously! They don't even know where their feet are!"

Skizz is content to laugh it off at this point. The song is basically over by now, so it's not like they'll get a chance to prove-

The sudden cries of "ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!" force him to reevaluate. Well, that changes things quite drastically!

"You wanna go put your money where your mouth is, Dipple Dop?" He jokingly says, pretty sure he's gonna need more than just that if he wants to convince Impulse of anything. He has to swallow his prejudice when he meets Impulse's gaze one more time. His best friend's face is flushed from the alcohol, and his eyes are a bit glazed over. But even more terrifyingly, he can see that familiar glint of competitiveness in his eyes as well. And if Skizz is honest with himself, he can feel the buzz of his own drink clouding his brain. He's ready to make some questionable decisions.

Impulse doesn't even respond, he simply slams the rest of his drink, places the glass down, and starts walking towards the dance floor, tail whipping back and forth. Skizz quickly slams his own and follows him.

They get there just in time for the encore to start. Impulse lunges to grab Skizz's hands in time so they don't miss the rhythm. Skizz raises an amused eyebrow at his best friend's antics, and he gets an unimpressed look in return. Impulse's slightly scaled hands rub up against Skizz's scarred ones, but it's a feeling Skizz is extremely familiar with. It's like two puzzle pieces fitting together. Then the melody starts, and it's off to the races.

Skizz can't lie and say he isn't impressed by both himself and Impulse's ability to remember the motions. Moving around each other almost feels subconscious, each sway to the left and right perfectly timed. At first, they're both looking down at their feet to make sure they aren't stomping on something important, but they quickly realize they don't need to. Their gazes slowly connect instead, and a dumb goofy smile graces Impulse's face. Skizz feels himself responding with just as stupid of an expression, but he can't help it. It's like he's back in that memory again, except without any teenage awkwardness.

One step left, two steps right, twirl back around, two hands connected reaching for the stars above. It's silly, really. Two middle-aged men dancing in a crowd where the max age is early thirties, to an old love song, with a dance originally meant for wooing potential partners, after competing in the biggest competitive event in the multiverse. But Skizz never cared about useless details like that. He's having fun with his best friend, m'kay? And they're smoking the competition at the same time!

Skizz eventually gets lost in the motions, lost in orbiting around his other half in long-ago practiced steps. For all he cares, the only things that exist to him right now are Impulse, the music, and the ground they're standing on. His best friend's familiar marrone eyes keep his blue ones locked, and the few times their bodies graze each other in the dance it causes a certain softness in Skizz's heart to spike. Impulse's hand in his is solid, but the hold is gentle, casual, despite the energy in their motions. But eventually, the song starts winding down, each step taking them closer to the end. As the singer lets out the final words, and the instruments their final notes, their right hands detach and fly out behind them. At the same time, both their right feet take a step backward. They strike the final pose perfectly.

The song ends, and the new one that plays plunges Skizz right back into reality. Oh my god, he doesn't remember being this tired afterward! He lets go of Impulse's hand to place both his hands on his knees so he can try and regain his breath. Impulse seemingly has the same idea, but he also has the brain cells to grab Skizz by the shoulder and lead them out of the crowd and off the dance floor. They both crash on a nearby bench.

"I am so sweaty dude, holy moly" Impulse exclaims as he wipes his forehead.

"That was fun though, man!" Skizz responds between his huffing. Impulse gives him an acknowledging noise, but not much more.

Suddenly, someone is applauding.

"Wow, didn't know you guys could dance like that!"

Skizz looks up to see Jojo.

"Thanks, Junior Shabado," He says with a kind smile. "What he said," Impulse adds on.

"Maybe next time we have a training session, you could teach me!" She adds on, a slight slur to her words. Skizz has to fight for his life to not start laughing.

"Yeah, I'm sure Impulse would love to pass down the tradition!"

The unexplainable noise that Impulse emits at his suggestion will fuel him for the decades to come.

(What he'll also be fueled by was that someone managed to record them dancing and posted it online. Sober Impulse's flustered but still proud reaction was nothing short of glorious. Because yes, as the comments on the clip point out many times, they really did SLAY the competition.)

[enpr-ss]

MCC Season 4!

I really like the stage set up!! It’s cool, unique, and gets the spirit of vanilla Minecraft in this game!!! If they break it 8k points I’ll be impressed. Why the moon landing. Why. They’re such boomers omg. “What’s going on? I don’t know! Huh?? What?? How do we do this?? Where do I go?” It's so funny. Tango hating RSR and BB lol. They’re so happy and so good at RRR!!! Tango and Etho, notorious game critics, complimenting it!! Etho being the only one doing useful callouts throughout MCC LOL.

LOL everyone fears Feinburg Haha meltdown got skipped hard. SOT!!!!

Wtf is wrong with Joel…. “I call Etho 'man', this is who I call 'babe'” and messages Jimmy. Kiss (Jimmy) Marry (Etho “I feel like he would be a good wife”) Kill (Iskall) “Do we want to kill the Pink team?” Immediate yes from Joel despite guilt from FBM and Scar. He popped off in Sky Battle! FBM launching Scar into a SW / Disney rant just to annoy Joel. I was not previously aware of the rivalry between FBM and Joel and the more I know the more hilarious it is. He’s so mean towards Pink and it’s great!!! The lag T BB clutch!!? Joel giving off Techno vibes with the over the top roasting while getting bullied by chat. FBM as the speedbridger!!! Joel always punching Jimmy off. And FBM punching Fruit off at the last part. They did have mercy on Pink though. Joel being Xisuma’s defense squad. Fruit is Gumi’s little meow meow. JOEL NO DONT LISTEN TO CHAT ABOUT MISSED SAND!!!! All the aimless wandering is making me nervous!!!! Scar is excellent sandkeeper. Rip the glitched puzzle. Xisuma somehow finding all the most dangerous things and FBM and Joel yelling at him to not do it.

Also I’m so glad that Scar chose another skin. Thank you Gem for your disapproval.

Xisuma is so good at not missing sand!!! I think he did very well for his first SOT and I think he only missed one sand. Really good.

The absolute bloodlust in sumo from Lime Llamas. And they just walked around the gate LOL. The Callum bullying is so funny, but then he clutched up!! That was a good SOT, especially since Iskall had 0 knowledge going in. Can't wait for the SOT vod review!!

[enderwoah]

jimmy solidarity is so intrinsically mind-meltingly confusing i love him dearly and i want to squish him with a passion and i want him to win (or lose) the next life series installment and here is why

(this is a very long insanity fuelled rant sorry but if you too are obsessed with jimmy solidarity and the concept of him actually not being pathetic and possibly winning heres the post for you)

jimmy solidarity is the kind of guy that literally has one gimmick and its being the most pathetic person on every server he has the pleasure of being on. he is the wet cat of a man that gets bullied and taken advantage of and nobody listens to him when he complains or objects to anything and yet not once has he truly gotten angry about it because hes just that nice of a guy. sort of.

cause i dont know about yall, but jimmy solidarity is kind of a bastard to me?? i will never forget him swindling joey out of 50% of his gunpowder profits (u think that wasnt swindling?? consider the following: he was earning NOTHING before joey started doing gunpowder on his own. NOTHING. and yet all he had to do was go over and put on his little sad pitiful pathetic song and dance and beg for a cut of joey's profits and suddenly: whats that? a net profit?) i will never forget the sheer amount of times this guy has had to hold himself back from straight up killing or aattacking someone; not because of morals or kindness or goodwill, but out of spite. but out of "i need to be better than this person it hurts them more if i dont kill them in cold blood (in my head)." i will never forget the amount of times he has just straight up punched someone in the nose (/rp) because they were being mildly annoying in the middle of a conversation.

im not saying hes a mastermind thats manipulating everyone by acting lame but also just a little bit?? minus the manipulation part?? hes proven on multiple occassions that he isnt like stupid idiot baby man. like yeah he can be a little incompetent sometimes but so can scar and by now we have ALL recognised that scar is terrifying and could raze the server by himself if he so pleased. i think if jimmy solidarity's main bit wasnt 'its funny when my friends bully me' he could genuinely cause some serious damage. i think the one time hes like ever made a trap on his own in the life series (the one in his doorway in last life) it worked flawlessly which. like. a trap. in the life series. working flawlessly. hello. sure it was basic but the fact that it worked without a hitch should alone be a testament to his ability

and if thats too obscure for u i mean we can step out of the life series for a little bit and just direct you to the fact that he isnt bad at minecraft like at all?? if u havent had the pleasure of watching his dodgebolt 1v3 i really reccomend it because youd THINK that someone bad at minecraft would be trembling in his boots and being in a total panic in that situation. hell even someone AMAZING at minecraft in that position (grian) literally sounded on the verge of throwing up for his entire time and thats FAIR. thats NORMAL.

all i am saying is that jimmy solidarity rolled up to this 1v3, said 'ive got this,' and took out two people in literally a second and a half. and then just chill-ly said 'ive got this' again. the only time he sounded mildly panicked was when tommy was making him dodge for a ridiculously long amount of time. as soon as tommy missed twice- or, rather, as soon as he dodged tommy's bolts twice, mine brother in craft took one shot after like five seconds and it was over. every SINGLE time i decide to watch a jimmy mcc pov im sitting there like. 'damn. DAMN?? JIMMY SOLIDARITY???? POPPING OFF???????" at like more than one point every single time. there are so many other places that hes demonstrated that he isnt bad at minecraft but its late/early and my memory doesnt work like it used to

which brings me back to the life series. since we all know that his 'being bullied hahaheeheehoohoo' bit is a bit (and hey. its a good bit. im not saying its a bad bit. i think its funny and i think it gets even funnier when jim starts fighting back. if youre gonna have a long-lasting gimmick thats a good one and jimmy does a swell job at making it entertaining and also making it clear that it isnt serious) this means that he can un-bit it for a bit. or at least peel away the bit a little.

im just saying jimmy solidarity has huge bastard energy and hes allowed to let it free in the life series!! he will burn things down he will cheer at traps he will fight for his friends he wil fight tooth and nail and claw for his life (he started last life with two lives. he never got any more. he only died due to a trap and due to murder like COME ON). if he wanted to burn down a base he could if he wanted to set up a huge trap PERSONALLY i think he could hell i think if he went up to someone in 1v1 combat he would at least have a chance (depending on the person of course). i mean look at his dodgebolt performance all the man needs is a bow and some distance and hes APPARENTLY set for life!!

ill say it

if jimmy solidarity played it smart, he could win the life series. easily.

jimmy is good at making alliances with people (coughs and kicks the southlands betrayal underneath the rug Ignore That One he was Desperate he started off with two lives remember honestly it was a justified move) hes a litlte bit silly stupid and oft acts impulsively but he can direct that impulsivity against one person and for another. if he got himself in a squad like he did in 3rd and last life and stopped playing up the pathetic bit and set a trap for once in his life (/endeared) he could actually get himself some kills. some Real kills, not accidentally blowing up ren and skizz with tnt.

i dont even care how he does it. i just want him to win. and if he doesnt win, i want him to come top five at LEAST before getting horrifically stabbed in the back by someone he had been running with for the whole series that is the ONLY loss i will accept and still be happy about. the man deserves a girlboss moment please we're approaching two years let the man LIVE

[its-elvie-innit]

Dsmpblr stuff in one big archive post

The fake ranboo arg (run by a blog some people thought was ranboo or a kinnie. It never was, but instead was some sort of arg surrounding the ranboo lore. Multiple characters, like the Duke, duchess, and a discord server where people started translating the posts (which were all in ender, or minecraft galactic) (link to doc)

Minesonas, and then subsequently citizen memes. This was contained within three non-consecutive weeks, where people were discussing whether lmanburg had citizens or if it did, what would it be like?

People upset over ghostburs library being blown up. There were a lot of books in there important to a storyline, and some blogs were very upset they couldn't be archived

Mcytblr awards, which had a doc and everything (link)

DSMP sexyman!!!!! The competition one blog held to go over all the supposed sexymen in mcytblr, and if they were or not. The doc for this is here (link)

Dilfcourse (world sluttiest absent father) this went on prior to philza eventually finding out he was being called a dilf, and I think there may have been a poll (?) About who was the biggest dilf right after the one mcc with all new art of certain male ccs, but it also basically ended when philza got temporarily mad about tumblrites not wanting him on tumblr, and discovered dilfza. Then when he said he didn't like it, the entire "titty window" philza design disappeared and everyone stopped posting dilfza.

Philza nerfing a blog for an url (I think it turned out that tumblr did it? But it was still WEIRD) and EVERYONE got mad about it.

The one quackity kinnie blog? During this time, a ton of kinnie blogs popped up and the quackity one sticks in my head because it was kind of convincing

Drinnie. Another kinnie blog, I actually never knew if this one was real. It was more activ3 before I joined, but it was still a pretty large thing in small mcytblr.

Whatever we had going on with piss. I think dream started the pissbaby thing and it stuck. That was so big for so long

The split between dteamblr and dsmpblr. Also the protectiveness we kind of handed off between them. Being such a closely related fandom in the publics eyes, dsmpblr and dteamblr would both get hate anons about Dream and I still recall going to bat for them sometimes. Also the discussed "gnf sickness". I don't want to mention him because he's a horrible man and deserves jailtime but it was a part of it.

Mcytboundaries. Does anyone else remember that blog? That thing was so important in the first seven months I was here.

The death of kinnies. When those few kinnie blogs that cropped up started getting really upset over getting tons of copypastas and took them seriously. I remember being so annoyed at them because if you make a kinnie blog (NOT a roleplay blog) thats the culture!!! You knew that was going to happen!!!! Put a disclaimer in your bio or something gosh.

Beacon lamps sudden ubiquitous posts. Similarly with 420technoblazeit, sometimes there would be a joke that just stuck around because it was them who posted it.

This one's more recent, but those sootblr bloggers who kept having almost e-sex in random peoples notes. Even bloggers outside of mcytblr. What was up with those guys

Not wanting ccs on tumblr. Not an event, just the overarching opinion that it would be a bad thing. It slowly died off as an opinion during late 22, something that made me and a few other og mcytblrs very sad or hesitant because people would start sharing tumblr posts with the ccs. I remember It felt like the final death of og mcytblr to me

Does anyone remember if there was that one dsmp citizen server and if it actually happened???? That might be a fake memory.

Tubbo tumblr!! This is multiple events, but he mentioned he had one in early dsmp, and it kind of overjoyed people. Then, months later, he started scrolling on stream and people made posts (INCLUDING myself) about being so genuinely scared of him being online. Out of all of the "dsmper makes a tumblr" instances, I think this was the one with the most positive reaction.

Fuck dream hoodie (instagram) and mcytblrs reaction. Went in a really funny direction

Youtooz stealing mcytblr artists fanart

Hermitblr theory stolen by matpats yt channel and no reply

KARL HATEPOSTING. When for a month in 2021 everyone just HATED him for no real reason, maybe because of tftsmp?. I think it stemmed from two blogs, and then got its start in og mcytblr circles. I remember my ex mutual squid got too into it, it was really crazy. Why did we even do that.

Love or hosts.....love or hosts and the liveblogs...

The like, Hermitcraft vs Dsmpblr sudden dichotomy. One day I remember all of a sudden there were hermit blogs, and a few dsmp blogs after them, that started getting really pissy over people referring to dsmpblr as "mcytblr" because it wasn't the whole of mcytblr. Gosh that was so stupid and funny.

Those days people posted about crying over lost vods. Whenever someone did, it would catch like a virus and EVERYONE would start talking about how sad it was.

Kroger anon...Hearty anon...my loves. Hearty Anon was like the darling of mcytblr. I didn't even know they were a real blog I just thought they were like Kroger Anon. Always wanted one of those.

Finding out wooteena was like 11. Not actually eleven, but seriously everyone thought they were like an adult person I don't know.

Subtle, but the mcytblr friendgroups and different parts having beef with each other. It was really lowkey, but I'm sorry metfell and conarcoin and their whole deal had some real haters. thats probably because they were kinda mean sometimes.

INNITER OPRESSION. gosh I remember how giddy I would get defending myself over the url and saying it was just the first thing I thought of. If you had a certain url you were a magnet for sections of mcytblr in the silliest of ways I loved it so much. little cultural pockets for every streamer.

Mcytblrs reaction to the mcytwt trending writer. I thought that was so funny.

THE TUMBLR PODCAST. Those guys on tumblr that talked about us once!!!! On a podcast!!!! Similarly, all those times we dominated not only the trending page when there was a stream, but also the fandom reports tumblr put out about which keywords and tags were most popular. Whenever someone dropped down or moved up it was really "campeao del Mundo" in the mcytblr tags. And the slow decline and us being really really sad when a spot went -15...

DOES anyone else remember the triad. Mcyt reddit, Twitter, and tumblr. How Twitter thought we had a rivals to lovers thing but actually we just hated their guts. There was fanart and everything

When the Twitter refugees came over and the first wave was semi hate and semi welcoming. Everyone came around for the second wave, but the first exodus was 85% hesitant welcome and 15% vitriol and fear.

The discourse about calling them Twitter refugees??? Because refugees are "an actual thing" we couldn't call them that anymore. I just thought it was a little stupid.

Not a specific "event" but more a shift from analysis posts and liveblogs to art and headcanon posting. There was a time in the beginning where everyone theorized about anything and everything. As the dsmp aged and mcytblr grew it became so much more isolated, I still don't understand why people stopped using liveblog tags. Bring them back!!!!! Aurghh!!!!!!

When mcytblr (like nine people out of it) started going after some dude? I forget. But there was a harassment campaign, and death threats allegedly and some big blogs made a whole deal out of it and started saying how mcytblr was no different or better than mcytwt and I don't remember if it was justified or stupid. It was for sure after the first Twitter migration and possibly after the second.

Mcytblr crafting stuff. Such an awesome group of people. I think there's an archive for mcytblr crafts, btw, it's @mcytcrafts

Just about everything I remember, besides the discourse about tommy/others getting rid of the dsmp monuments or builds that had been there a really long time like the Wal-Mart and it being really heated for a while. By the time jack and tubbo started planting potatoes everyone was cool about the whole thing.

@mcytblr-archive

I don't want to write anymore :( I think like two of these are kind of my-circle specific but I'm unsure so I included them anyway. Hope it's useful!

Edit; Tapeworm post.

[nerdyenby]

Yellow time :D I’m watching Scar

Pregame

Hi Scar!!!! I’m so hyped you guys

Heck yeah, don’t stress yourself out king!!

I’m so excited for this team, the energy’s already amazing

THATS where all the empires folks are??? Lmao, Scott left Jimmy’s birthday weekend early to like, do his job, smh

Rocket Spleef

Scott absolutely roasting Tubbo lol

I’m so proud of Jordan for not immediately falling out of the sky, aren’t you??

They’re all popping off!!

Scar 11th!!!

Jordan killing Scott 😂

“I was kinda hoping to drown, to be honest” scar????

TGTTOSAWAF

Jordan and Scott bullying each other my beloved

Scar specifying that it was an actual medical emergency he missed practice for, not the nerve damage he acquired in his hand while operating a tortilla press

“Vote for what makes you happy” “ohhhhkay?” “I’m voting to go to Disneyland” them <33

Parkour Warrior

The vibes are incredible, I have never been this chill watching parkour

SCAR COMPLETION!!! He was so proud of himself :))

Scar training arc!!!!

Ayo 4th!!

Parkour Tag

Why does Jordan know the cardinal directions of the parkour tag spawns off the top of his head?? I really can’t talk but like… how????

They’re popping off!! 4/4 so far!!!

Fruit took Sneeg on a run

Scar just dropped on top of them 😂

Cub turning around and coming back when Scar tells him to even though they can’t hear each other is so!! Scar’s freaking incredible at nonverbal communication in minecraft, it doesn’t make sense but he is

When will my husband (buildmart) return from the war (unofficial hiatus)

Grid Runners

Endorsing drunkenness, this are my pg streamers :)) /j

Grid runners is so fun, thank you!! It’s so fast paced that people usually don’t take the time to appreciate it but it’s such a good game

They breezed through lamps!!!

Scar was so confused but Fruit and Jordan were more so 😂

Jordan figured out Uppies so quick, that’s so impressive actually

“Someone watched the life series and made this” real

Scaffolding is so unintuitive I swear, I’m sure there’s a logic to it but I have no idea what it is lmao

Scar gotta take more initiative and trust himself <333

“Green can’t be good at everything, man” but they can and they are :D

Jordan getting onto Scott for being too good at balancing 😂

I didn’t even notice the firecracker plush was still there!!

Meltdown

Scott gotta be careful getting that first coin crate lmao

“I never do straight things but ok” REAL

They’re speeding what???

Ah green swept ‘em :/

MCC out here trying to happen and internet around the world said no

SCAR TRIPLE ELIM!!!! And the greed!! As he should!!!

That fights against cyan was so fast lmao

YESSSSSS SCOTT AND JORDAN CARRY!!!!

“Am I supposed to pour something? I don’t think I have time for that” “Just grab the bottle” real and true

Survival Games

Barn strat real!!

This map is legendary fr

They’re getting pretty decent loot tho

Yikes they just got slammed, there was just no good way out of that area

Sands of Time

Sand daddy Scar my beloved

Torch offhand enforcer, as he should

“Where’s my Scott?” Excuse you sir that is our Scott

Scar is such a good sandkeeper

Them all running in to find Fruit <333

Scott getting onto Scar for double flicking the levers

Scott predicting the blue 6k coins

Dodgebolt

Them joking about how much better they were expected to perform with good spirits :))

CAPITAN!!!!

Last MCC we had Purpled against purple and now we have Red against red lol

Can’t believe they let a whole team of Capitan Stan’s into MCC smh

“It’s so hot in my room” “It’s cause you’re in it, Scar” “Amen!!” Scott and Fruit my beloved

Ayo secret MCC today 👀

Jordan was one of the reasons Scar got into YouTube :((( /pos

[defty-picklez]

"Tom?"

So there was this post about Ranboo actually being tiny tom. Now I know absolutely barely anything about the Dream smp. But I imagine, Jimmy and Ranboo meeting. Jimmy doesn't believe it and Ranboo is wondering why this guy is looking at him weird. Jimmy laughs a bit as if he just got a joke and Ranboo play along. Jimmy says: "Tom?" and Ranboo goes: "You uhhh, got the wrong person."

Then Jimmy takes out his arm and pops it off his elbow showing wood inside of them. Revealing he's a toy. Like Tom. Ranboo realizes it and stretched out his own arm and tried his best to pull it off.

And it works.

His hand is off from his arm and there is wood inside. Ranboo let's out a breath he did not know he was holding. "How?" He says. "Son, I never thought I'd see you again."

Son? Ranboo doesn't believe it. "I'm nonbinary." "Oh! Sorry kid. Your old man is still a bit shocked." Jimmy responds.

"So... is my name really Tom?" "Tiny Tom. You were so small." "Do I have another parent?" "Yes, you were also given up for adoption. So you have two other parents other else from me."

"Wait... Aren't you in MCC? So how do you look so young?" Ranboo tilts his head.

"Time works differently when crossing different servers." "How about my powers?" "Powers huh. I'm not suprised. You're an enderman toy but your father, other father, is a god."

"A god?" Ranboo was processing this.

"You took that surprisingly well." "I've gone through some stuff." Ranboo cracked a smile.

"Ohh, come here!" Jimmy grinned and wrapped his arms around His son. "I'm glad to see you too, dad." Ranboo returned the favor.

(Author's note: The idea isn't mine originally. I forgot the post that made the idea. OP, if you're reading this, thanks for the idea.)

[elbowreveal]

What are your favourite videos by techno?

For me it would probably be "skeppy tries to troll me but I troll him first", minecraft ultimate (both the video and the stream) and mcm(the weeks with Phil and jschlatt)

oh i love this question i am going to make you a List <3

first off i must preface this with the usual: statistically, i have not really seen the majority of his videos. i only subscribed in late 2020, and had been skirting youtube recommending his channel to me for 18 months before that (i was absolutely terrified of him despite having watched many hours of SMPE streams [and before that, mcm clips]. i think i was more afraid of hypixel tbh. i was still learning the vanilla game at that point for crying out loud.). Last spring i planned on backwatching everything i'd missed in a semblance of order, but then he privated half of his uploads, so i never got around to it because i would have done it Wrong. So, for what i Have seen:

firstly i agree so much with MCU 36k and MCM wk10. comfort vid/vods for sure. ive seen those many, many times!!

there was a period of time where i was utterly obsessed with the tnt video. id watch it several times a week and like, liveblog it on discord every time. same with the original 2 VR vids, the red festival, and the 1mil sub special vid but to a lesser degree.

of course ive seen the potato war, but ive also sat down for the 2 or so hours it takes to watch the entire skyblock series back to front. a highlight from this series is fastest man in skyblock, tho its been a bit since ive seen it.

the tree, free history lesson, youtube sent me a thing, mccp21, and the smpe villager stream are all great.

as for DSMP, i have rewatched nothing goes wrong and green festival/doomsday multiple times. nothing goes wrong has given me some of the strongest brainrot about any media since i saw cars (2006) in theatres when i was 7. i was literally uncontrollably shaking during both. bravo, minecraft man!

ok, i just looked, i cant list all of the dsmp streams as some more of my favs because i Will. the moving stream, the turtle stream... the egg,,, the first prison breakout... yeah.

i had such a sixth sense for technostreams. when he didnt announce stuff i would get this Feeling. so id pop into discord and say 'technos prob gonna stream friday' and then id be right, every damn time. it was uncanny.

i havent sat down to watch any of his stuff in a few months now, but i suspect ill get back to it soon, maybe by years-end. i started backwatching all of his MCM and MCC perspectives sometime last winter, ive got to finish those also.

alright, going to cut myself off bc ill get sappy. i KNOW i forgot some vids too and i cant remember and its driving me nuts. oh yes, agree on the skeppy vid too like you said.

technoblade<333333333

[literaphobe]

i think DNF+tommy would actually make for a good MCC team - it takes the heat off dream by splitting tommy's attention for bits, while tommy gets to have two right hand men for when he pops off in sky battle. idk who the fourth could be though.

dnf and tommy are too op also ‘two right hand men’ honestly tommy should just do his own thing and dnf do what dnf do for optimal performance bc tommy in sky battle is really a one man strat whilst dream tends to play as a team, so ideally if they played on a team they would have to accept that fact. meaning tommy should do what he does and dream has to play as if he only has two people with him and they have to be on the same page. i think they’d all have somewhat optimal fun that way

[fandom-sheep]

MCC Pink Parrots

Wilbur POV 23 JUL 22 Part 1/1

My streamer was so late someone help him

I also forgot to type my thoughts

Anyway now he’s stuck in a hot air balloon

Dogs!!! My favorite thing! At least when watching Wilbur stream.

I want to pet the dogs. My little statistics loving brain wants to devise the most efficient method of petting the dogs in relation to click speed and several other factors.

Oh the people who broke the elevator swapped skins.

Wilbur and Shubble staying in the same skins because they prioritized dogs, as they should.

ACE RACE!!! Time for new AceRaceXWilbur Lore.

Ace Race got a facelift.

Turtle Run? Tortles?

I want to make cosplays of the different MCC games. But only closet cosplays with stuff I already got in my closet and cosplay hoard.

Aimsey comforting Wilbur after a new girl moves into his high school crushes house after their family moves away.

Only reason I don’t like turtle run, it’s keeping us from listening to Wilbur do the little music dude thing.

“How do you lose a girl?” “You forget to cherish her.” Y’all remember that quote? Seems fitting.

Oh Wilbur is falling for Sands of Time now. Can’t wait to hear this saga.

Summary of Ace Race Lore: Wilbur doesn’t like turtle run, misses ace race, gets over ace race slowly, now likes “dogging” and sands of time.

Hey! Not Last!

Also the streamer is quietly singing and is huffing a kazoo (?)

Doggies!!!!!

Oh he’s puffing aerosol. Aerosol something.

Not Noxcrew approved. Language “Dogging”

We’re in 6th not that bad. 9th. 9th. 10th. 10th. 9th. 10th. 9th. 9th and Not Last!!!

Oh Wilbur’s flying off the map again. He’s going to find something he shouldn’t find again.

It’s interesting seeing all the scores pop up there.

Wilbur knows one thing and it’s zoom through gaps.

Doggy! Doggy! Pet! Pet!

Now the high heck did we do that? I was distracted trying to get everything set up for school.

Yes we are noble shrews.

Oh poor Aimsey. Burrow away lil mole.

Well that was a round.

Go little burrowers! You’ve got this!

It’s hard to hide when you are bright pink.

Ranboo was dropped.

Bridge. Boarder! Run for it! You know what sure split up. Harder to kill the whole team at once.

Sapnaps there! Go Wilbur! Nooo. Good try.

Wilbur eating a cucumber didn’t even register in my brain. Streamer just does random stuff like that.

Dog time! Or you know potty break.

Now dogs!

Oh look there’s tumblr’s favorite Goodtimewithscar

Audience vote! I didn’t vote I watched my streamer pet dogs.

Oh I swapped the quality of my stream and I was so behind.

Them just saying hey to random people. Glad I just lurk and don’t really speak in chat.

The Sneeg got the Ranboo! The Sneeg got the Blushi! The Sneeg got the Wilbur! We got the nobody.

Ranboo singing random ditties while he hunts.

The Ranboo spin? Oh Hamster Dance!

10 seconds. Good try Wilbur.

Go Wilbur! You’ve got this! Come on Will you’ve got it! Hooray!

We won that round!?! Good job Ranboo! Mans just entered Gamer Mode.

Wilbur feeling stubby towards Phil.

Good job Will! I love watching hunter POV because it’s so cool seeing them in the zone.

Ranboo! 10/10 hunter!

8th! We’ll take it!

Dogs! Oh yeah I can check the MCC live website!

We’re 10th overall but we’re making our way to not last.

It’s nice seeing my streamer on my main leaderboard on the site for his animal petting accomplishments.

MELTDOWN! I haven’t gotten to see it played yet.

Or you know Rocket Spleef.

Ok I’m back now that rocket spleen is done. I’m never invested in that one.

Dog pets!!!

Wack a mole!

Now for Phil to beat everyone this round of the game.

Ooo not a bad round. And the background noise of them talking about… whatever this is… is perfect.

Ranboo “Mom!”

Aww. Wil and his mama trying to stay aware of where each other are.

Wilbur how have you not hit one! How did you miss all of those!

My poor streamer. The treadmill hamster is sleepy.

Streamer has escaped.

Is Ranboo alone? Did we all abandon him?

Wilbur returns with the American Anthem just before game time.

My streamer is laying on his mic.

Wilbur don’t you hate buildmart? Why are you pouting over meltdown?

No sands for you sad boy.

Really Wilbur switched from Ace Race to Sands that quick.

Oh we’re struggling. We did really good.

Wilbur flying through random gaps.

Go team go! Don’t get frozen this early.

Well we did significantly not as good that time but you know it wasn’t horrible.

Now to fly through gaps and cause problems.

Go Fox!

You guys got this! Get your coins!

Wilbur Hmming while frozen and wishing he could place the ice. Understandable.

Doggies! And getting 11 channel points back on the 10 I bet. Woo 1 more point.

Go Tommy!!!

Hello Philza

Oh yeah red did have someone sub in.

Come on Red. I believe in you!

Oh no red isn’t going to make it.

Oh well maybe not! One on One!

Go Red!

I love Eret and would love for her to win. But go Tommy!

Please Red. Please. Shubble.

I’ll be happy no,after which team wins but.

Good job orange! I’ll have to go back and find a clip of Eret realizing their team won!

Ah the Brothers.

Pet the dogs? Dog rank?

That was a horrible to get to the other side round. He should have been able to win that one.

Wilbur with his dogging rank. Good for him.

Bye Bye Wilbur!

Ooo Raiding Dream. Let’s get those raid points.

Oh dream left. Alright off to Ranboo.

Did Ranboo f-ing end at that exact same time?

Fine off to Eret.

Anyway see y’all! Have a good rest of your MCC.

I’m going to see HannahKate’s day 500.

[nocturnebby]

top 10 in ace race while wearing 7 inch heels! what a king queen!

[vilwil-brr]

I AM NOT IMMUNE TO THE GOOD TIMES

[beacon-lamp]

with hermitcraft season 7 slowly coming to an end, i figured it was time to consolidate all of the Informative Posts about hermitcraft that i and some of the other members of hermitblr have made over the last several months.

if you enjoy:

minecraft youtube content, but want to see more traditional vanilla minecraft gameplay like building and redstone

fun, lighthearted interactions between genuine friends including Elaborate pranks, collaborating on massive projects, light roleplay, proximity voice chat mod

weekly 20 - 40 minute long youtube videos and consistent upload schedules

chill grind stream weekends where CCs interact with chat and each other

an entire youtube channel dedicated to weekly 20-minute recap videos on what all the hermits have been up to so you don’t have to piece it together from the posts on your dash/timeline

insanely talented people who have been doing mcyt for nearly, if not more than, a decade and essentially built minecraft youtube from the ground up

give hermitcraft a try!  

you will find all of the information you will Ever Need below the cut.  it’s Very Long so view it on desktop.

and if you ever have any more questions, just shoot me an ask :)

what is hermitcraft?

the Basics: what, who, where, how

more details on the Basics

bonus: the historical impact many hermitcraft members have had on mcyt

where do i even start watching?

start with grian.

good mix of Incredible builds and fun server shenanigans.  instigator of many server-wide events.  interacts with many other hermits.  generally entertaining to watch.  but zero redstone knowledge.

check out hermitcraft recap.

great way to be introduced to other hermits and learn what everyone’s up to.  if you find what a hermit’s been working on interesting, go watch their video and maybe give them a like and subscribe.

official hermitcraft website with links to every member’s channel

more information on every hermit’s attributes and general vibes

do hermits every stream?

short answer: yes, most do!  but these streams are mostly chill grinding or buildling streams.  and you don’t have to watch the streams to be caught up on content.  check the official hermitcraft website for each member’s twitch links.

long answer that covers most of the hermits

what do they do on hermitcraft?

let’s start with some examples of their incredible builds.

hermit cribs: some of the megabases in s7

goodtimeswithscar’s s7 magical village with shaders

stressmonster’s bakery and ren’s star wars world

Capitalism

they have a shopping district where hermits can set up shops and sell items and resources that other hermits can buy with diamonds.  here’s season 7 shopping district set on a mooshroom island:

some of the most advanced redstone you’ve ever seen

if you’re more into the technical side of minecraft, you can be rest assured that hermitcraft has some of the Biggest Brains in redstone.

tangotek: a fucking madlad.  Singled-handedly created the minigame Decked Out.  im Begging you to watch his tutorial video on how to play.  currently finishing up his Among Us but in minecraft minigame. all of this was built Entirely in survival vanilla minecraft.  get this man to 1M subscribers.

mumbo jumbo: the man himself.  built a 128 x 128 block industrial district in both season 6 and 7 packed to the Brim with mechanical farms.  half the brain behind the masterpiece of engineering that was Sahara in season 6.  currently working on Pacific, the sequel to Sahara, in season 7.

iskall85: the other half of the brain behind Sahara and working on Pacific with mumbo in season 7.  also has an industrial district like mumbo’s in season 7.

xisuma: built an automatic potion brewer in the second half of season 7.  this thing churns out potions by the Shulker Box.  can also turn a shulker box full of potions into splash potions and extend duration all with a press of a button.

impulseSV: incredible example of form + function.  farms are scattered throughout his base.  he has a farm for nearly every farmable resource in vanilla minecraft.

etho: the pioneer of some of the most widely used redstone mechanisms to date.  content isn’t super redstone-focused.  mostly does compact modules that serve a specific function.

zedaph: makes strange contraptions.  he’s basically if grian knew how to redstone.  impeccable vibes and fairly underrated.

bdoubleo100: he occassionally does this segment called “redstone with bdubs” and it’s the only redstone i understand so that’s why he’s here.

what about roleplay?  and lore?  

yeah they have Plenty of that too.  

it generally comes in the form of self-contained storylines that involve most members on the server and take place over the course of several weeks in multiple videos.  it’s fairly light roleplay, if that’s not your thing.  but the plotlines also have a Massive Potential to be angsty and whatnot if you really look into it, which a lot of people also do.

here’s a more in-depth look into the Major Plotlines over the last 2 seasons (season 6 and 7).  huge spoiler warning though.

um also there’s this post that highlights how truly cursed hermitcraft can be if you dig deep enough hahaha.

so do the hermits only make hermitcraft content?

nope!!  many of them are involved in other mcyt content as well and are friends with other prominent members of the mcyt community!!  

MCC

mcc9 blue bats video essay: the time the hermit team won the whole damn competition.  a wonderfully made video worth Every second of your time.  especially if you don’t typically watch the hermit teams.

falsesymmetry: mcc10 ace and mcc’s First Back-to-Back Winner

lord grian dreamslayer: that time grian Popped Off, killing dream, tubbo, and fundy in mcc9 survival games

Vault Hunters

a modded minecraft server coded entirely by iskall85′s team.  all the content is streamed live on twitch.  

current members are: Iskall85, AntonioAsh, Stressmonster101, HBomb94, CaptainSparklez, Fundy, CaptainPuffy, 5UP and Tubbo

more info on the series 

3rd Life SMP

hardcore minecraft server with a twist that started on 4/20/21.  all content is posted to each member’s respective youtube channels.

every member has 3 lives, as indicated by the color of their name: green for 3 lives left, yellow for 2, red for 1.  if they lose all three lives, they can only spectate the world (like in hardcore mode).  the series ends when all members have lost all three lives.

the twist: once a member is on their 3rd and final life, as indicated by a red name, they are Hostile and their goal is to take the lives of the remaining players.

the members (hermits are italicized): BdoubleO100, bigbst4tz2, Etho, GoodTimesWithScar, Grian, impulseSV, InTheLittleWood, Renthedog, Skizzleman, Smajor1995, Smallishbeans, SolidarityGaming, Tango, ZombieCleo

the tumblr tag for 3rd Life is “#3rdLife”, “#3rdLifeSMP” and “#3LSMP” if you wanna see more content, as it’s Not supposed to be cross-tagged with “#hermitcraft”.

do you have any free serotonin to spare?

here’s a bunch of posts that’ll make you smile

scar’s friendship with a bunch of the hermits

grian, false, cleo, bdubs, iskall: why they deserve so much respect

same post as above but with an addition about ren

small hermit things that give you serotonin

why you should watch tfc

if you’ve made it this far you are Contractually Obligated* to watch one (1) hermitcraft episode and reblog this post.

*for legal reason, this is a joke.  you’re not contractually obligated but consider this: Please. i spent way too much time on this.

shoutout to everyone who’s posts i’ve linked and anyone who has helped answer a question about hermitcraft.  this all started because i was frustrated that people were writing the hermits off as cannon fodder in mcc and im genuinely so glad that many of you have given hermitcraft a shot.

[unfoundhoney]

little blade ↠

↠ platonic!technoblade x fem!reader ; fluff

↠ masterlist

prior to mcc 4, no one really knew who you were

you started streaming in 2018 when you were about 14

(you’re around tommy & tubbo’s age for practical purposes)

you streamed for essentially no one for a while

you only got a few thousand followers on twitch in early 2020

mostly because you started posting highlights from your streams to youtube & tiktok

you established yourself as someone who’s soft & babie irl but completely merciless in-game

it’s very contradictory & very fun to watch

you could two-hit kill a two-person team in bed wars w/o a second thought then spend the next few minutes apologizing over & over again

you signed up to participate for the first 3 mccs but only got in for mcc 4

you were in the green guardians alongside petezahhutt, michaelmcchill, & vikkstar123

ngl

you were nervous

very nervous

but you buckled down & trained like crazy, w/ & w/o your teammates

soon mcc rolled around

you were just a little bundle of nerves

you couldn’t calm down for the life of you, poor thing :(

but you still compete absolutely beautifully

you sweep the competition & just do so so well

you score top 5 in every event

there’s this compilation of other people reacting to seeing your name pop up at the end of every game & just being like “who even is that they’re killing it”

you & the rest of the green guardians land first place after the 8 events

(yes i’m changing what actually happened deal with it)

so your team & the purple pandas compete in dodgebolt

here’s where you really shine

bc your signature play is a bow

you are a beast with a bow

you get out phil & techno first round but tommy gets you & the pandas end up winning

second round, your teammates get out quickly & it’s a 3v1 between you & the other team

you’re just like “ok here we fucking go come on”

wilbur’s gone

you go for techno (the biggest threat) next

you shoot him out & he’s just raging because “THIS CHILD I’VE NEVER HEARD OF IS BEATING ME AT MINECRAFT WHAT IS THIS”

then you land a shot on tommy

but phil gets you out right after

you’re all (´•̥ ᵔ •̥`) but your team is just hyping you up bc you did so well like wtf

(pete) y/n coming in with the carry!

(vik) let’s go y/n!!

(michael) don’t be sad, y/n; you did so well!

& everyone else is kind of just like “who tf is this child & why is she so doing so well???”

so purple pandas end up snatching first place overall

but second for your first mcc?

that’s poggers, dude

you’re just chilling trying to calm down after that intense dodgebolt game

(you) oh, hello yammy. guys, yammy’s clicking at me this is so cool i used to watch her videos-

(michael) Y/N!!!!

(you) yes?

(michael) you’re first individual!!

(you) .........you wot, mate

you run to go check individual

& there you are

y/nl/n_ with 4419 points, about 100 points more than technoblade

wait

more than-

more than TECHNOBLADE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PLACED ABOVE TECHNOBLADE???!?!!

THE TECHNOBLADE?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD TECHNOBLADE????

BIG SCARY MAN TECHNOBLADE??????????

YOU GOT FIRST OVER T E C H N O B L A D E

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you’re just staring up at yourself in shock then slowly turn to find technoblade already staring @ you

that’s fucking terrifying jfc

you hide behind a wall & hope he leaves

this is so cool & like wow you’re a god but also oh no you’re on scary man technoblade’s bad side

you get so many more viewers after mcc 4 it’s crazy

you really start popping off

it’s only about a week after mcc 4 when you finally have to face the consequences of your actions

@technothepig tweeted: @y/nl/n_ i demand satisfaction. duel me, coward.

what the FUCK

that’s TERRIFYING oh my god

YOU DON’T DO WELL WHEN THREATENED BY SCARY MEN ON THE INTERNET

@ph1lza replied: techno, don’t threaten young women on the internet.

@technothepig replied: i. demand. satisfaction.

@tommyinnit replied: i agree with techno. fight him, coward. @y/nl/n_

@ph1lza replied: please don’t encourage him

you plan things out & actually end up doing a rip-off 1v1 mcc

techno’s got the rest of the sbi spectating but you don’t really have any streamer friends so you just show up by yourself w/ no posse like:

hi o/

phil feels bad & hops on a call with you when the games start to keep you company

you win skyblockle by shooting techno off into the void

you win build mart as well

techno wins survival games

tgttos: techno wins

rocket spleef: you win

battle box: techno wins

hole in the wall: techno wins

parkour warrior: techno wins

dodgebolt: you win

normal dodgebolt rules don’t apply, so techno wins but barely

you’re a good sport about it; you have no qualms with losing to Technoblade

but after that, techno actually stays in contact with you

you become pretty good friends weirdly enough

he thinks you’re an impressive player & you’ve got this innocent, blunt sense of humor that can just make techno lose it

you are the ultimate “looks like they could kill you, would kill you,” “looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll but would still kill you” duo

y’all are an iconic duo in no time as you two stream together

you leave no survivors when playing sky wars

viewers can’t help but feel sorry for those who go up against you honestly :(

people start calling you “little blade” （｡>‿‿<｡ ）

words cannot describe how much you love that nickname

at first techno was like “that’s cringe” but then he started calling you it ironically & we all know where that leads

uh huh

he calls you little blade unironically now mf uwu

mans is soft for you (& philza) only

it’s well into the smp timeline when you join the dream smp

like, you joined just after the manberg-pogtopia war

techno’s off living in the snowy biome & you join like

hi! o/

you see techno’s on when you first join & want to go find him, but you’re kind of forced into a tour of the server by quackity & karl

quackity’s being himself & karl’s trying to contain him and failing

good content good content

you’re being shown around l’manberg when technoblade shows up out of nowhere, kills quackity & karl, threatens that he’ll canonically kill them if they try to make you join l’manberg, & tells you to come with him

so you do

he takes you to his new base & says you can build a house near his

he even helps you build

the favoritism is strong with this one

everyone knows you’re his favorite

even techno consciously knows you’re his favorite

but he would die before admitting it

not really

in his own streams he’s mentioned how great you are

(techno) y/n is... she’s seriously so great. she’s an awesome friend. she checks up on me & reminds me to take care of myself. she’s seriously-... she just messaged me on discord. oh god, is she watching this?

n/n sent: hey! i’m in class rn but make sure to drink water during your stream <3

(techno) ...is this god telling me to be a better person? .......no one clip any part of this. no one tell her i said any of this. pretend it never happened

in the lore, you always have techno’s back

his reasoning- if a little extreme- is always sound

you & phil are like the only people to not just use him omfg you three make the fans wanna cry ｡･ﾟﾟ･(థ Д థ。)･ﾟﾟ･｡

the butcher army tries to kidnap you & use you as bait to trap & kill techno

but you kill half of them & escape the rest & run off to warn techno

you & dream end up helping him escape & off you went back home

when tommy showed up during his exile, techno was just constantly comparing how nice you are to how annoying & inconvenient tommy is

top tier comedy

(techno) i adopted one child who set the bar too high & now no one will ever live up to the expectations y/n has set- TOMMY STOP EATING MY GAPPLES

you don’t go with techno & tommy when they sneak into l’manberg for the festival

you do however, show up out of nowhere to have techno’s back when tommy goes back to tubbo

what a fucking legend you are

loyalty like you would not believe we love to see it

the next day, you, techno, dream, & phil lay waste to l’manberg

after doomsday you really haven’t done much lore-wise beyond being a good concerned friend for ranboo

(btw you’re good friends w/ ranboo; you, tubbo, & ranboo are a *chef’s kisses* trio)

all in all

technoblade is your big brother

you two are honestly best friends & get along really well

people love your two’s relationship because you seem like polar opposites but get along really well

a wholesome friendship

more ↠

part two

[luvlorn]

oh, tommy [wilbur soot]

pairing: wilbur soot x gn!reader

pronouns: they/them

synopsis: tommyinnit finds out a secret. tommyinnit cannot keep said secret.

wc: 1.5k

anon asked: "could you write just a fluffy piece for wilbur where everyone on the dream smp knows wilbur likes you, except you. one day someone slips up and casually tells you he’s in love with you with a fluffy confession from wilbur himself??"

a/n: happy mcc day! this is my first time writing wilbur so i'm sorry if its a bit out of context, i'll get better at his character after a few more works!

tw: none!

generally speaking, wilbur soot was a pretty private person. he tended to keep his thoughts and feelings to himself, and on occasion, to his closest friends. much to his misfortune, tommyinnit happened to be one of those friends.

tommy had just finished setting up his stream, ready to go live for his thousands of viewers. he was doing a chill stream, and seeing as though phil and wilbur were already hanging out in a vc, he figured he’d pop in and invite them.

he hit join, hearing them in the middle of a conversation, so he decided he would simply wait for them to finish to make himself known.

“they’re just so great, phil. they’ve always been there for me, through so much. i really care for them.” he rambled, and tommy sat staring at his discord screen, mouth agape.

“i’m sure y/n feels the same way, mate. you should tell them.” phil replied, casually. tommy was practically bouncing in his seat, excitement flooding his being.

“you and y/n?” he screamed, and wilbur and phil instantly fell silent, taken aback by his presence. “oh, hello by the way!”

“tommy?” wilbur questioned, his heart plummeting. “tommy, please do not tell them.” he stated firmly, and tommy put his hands up in surrender, despite them not being able to see him.

“come on, wil! i’m great at keeping secrets. don’t even worry, big man!” he assured, though neither wilbur nor phil was fully convinced.

for good reason.

since then, tommy had likely told every person on the dream smp save for y/n. tubbo, ranboo, george, you name someone on the server, chances are they knew at the hands of tommy. it was truly a miracle he hadn’t accidentally leaked wilbur’s feelings for you on stream.

wilbur gave up trying to stop his antics long ago, considering most people on the smp would respect the fact he didn’t want you to find out, especially not from someone else.

at the end of the day, he knew tommy meant no harm and didn’t do anything intentionally, so he simply brushed it off with a small sigh and a shake of his head each time.

besides, even if he was teased about you, there wasn’t a chance in hell you’d actually pick up on the true underlying meaning. you’d simply brush it off as playful banter between two close friends, blissfully unaware of everything around you.

oh how he both loved and hated your obliviousness.

you, wilbur, tommy and tubbo had been planning a meet up for the longest time, and finally, you decided to do it. the day came quickly, and before you knew it, wilbur was parked outside your house with tommy and tubbo both in the car, waving frantically as you locked the door behind you and all but flew down the steps to the vehicle.

you first hugged the younger boys who'd met you halfway, glancing up as wilbur slowly made his way over. you smiled brightly, running the rest of the way and barrelling into his chest.

wilbur made a sort of grunt of surprise, before his beautiful laugh rang out in your ear, warming your heart. he wrapped his arms around you tightly, and you could easily say you’d never felt so safe.

“hi.” wilbur muttered, amusedly. you pulled away, shoving him slightly and pouting.

“you haven’t seen me in over a year and the first thing you do is make fun of me?” you pouted, crossing your arms over your chest and sticking out your bottom lip.

as they watched the interaction, the two younger boys snickered quietly. “they’re deffo flerting!” tubbo whispered, and tommy broke, doubling over in laughter. tubbo joined in, the two simply laughing loudly amongst themselves.

you and wilbur turned in surprise, wilbur’s eyes narrowing suspiciously. “tommy. tubbo.” he scolded, his usual soft voice coming out far more intimidating. you forced yourself to contain your laughter as the boys straightened up immediately, eyes wide in shock of being caught. “what are you laughing about?”

tubbo took a subtle step back, pushing tommy forward and laying the burden on him. this earned him a small glare, but tommy’s playful nature rebounded immediately and he was back to his chaotic jokes. “well, wilbur. we were talking about how you and your partner y/n were just in your own little world, flirting away and being grossly couple-y!”

tubbo gasped, wilbur tensed and tommy’s hand flew to his mouth. you were completely oblivious to these actions, however, as you were too busy laughing blissfully to notice. the boys all watched as you wiped a tear of laughter from your eye, finally coming back to earth. “that- that’s funny tommy! wil and i? please!”

wilbur frowned, and tommy and tubbo offered him pitying glances, to which you finally picked up on. “hey, why the long faces? what’s wrong?” you asked, eyes jumping between your friends anxiously. “did i say something?” you frowned, and wilbur sighed, running a hand through his hair.

“y/n, i think we should take a walk. i have something to tell you.” he muttered, and you nodded, dread flooding you as you passed your keys to the boys, telling them they were free to hang out inside as you followed wilbur to the old park down the road.

for the first time since you and wilbur had become friends, you found nothing to say to each other. the walk was silent, tense. he sat wordlessly on an empty park bench, and you followed. you could practically feel the unspoken words rattling around his head, his thoughtful expression doing nothing to calm your nerves. “wil?” you asked, quietly. this broke him from his stupor, offering you an apologetic smile.

you hadn’t realized you’d been fidgeting with your hands until wilbur’s large ones encased your own. “you can relax, you know. it’s just me.” he reminded gently, his voice alone was enough to convince you. taking a deep breath, you smiled and nodded, waiting for him to continue.

“i don’t think there’s any easy way to say this, and i really hope what i’m about to tell you doesn’t ruin our friendship.” he started, and you smiled, squeezing his hand in reassurance.

“nothing you could say to me would ruin our friendship, wil.” you promised, and he smiled, nodding his head slowly. you thought you heard him mumble something like ‘i hope so’ under his breath, but you weren’t sure if you imagined that or not.

“we’ve been friends for as long as i can remember, and we’ve been through so much together. i don’t know what i’d do without you, really. i’ve thought over how to bring this up so many times, and i was even working on a song about you, but i guess now is as good of a time as any. i’m in love with you, y/n, and i understand if you don’t feel the same, but i just wanted you to know.”

a heavy silence fell over the two of you, allowing his confession to sink in. wilbur was in love with you? you thought back to all the times you spent cuddled on his couch, watching stupid comedies you made fun of the entire time. you thought about the late night vcs and constant teasing. you thought about the way you smiled at the mere mention of his name.

the way you instantly felt safe in his arms.

a sudden rush of butterflies swarmed inside of you, heat creeping up your cheeks as you looked into the eyes of your best friend. his expression was neutral, though you could see the anxiety swirling through his mind.

finally catching up with your thoughts, a bright smile stretched across your face as you launched forward, tugging wilbur into a tight embrace, much like the one you’d given him earlier. you basked in the feeling of home that was his arms, and you pulled back to place a gentle kiss against his lips. he smiled into the kiss, breaking it gently.

leaning your forehead against his own, you giggled dreamily, his smile widening at the sound of your laugh. you stayed there, soaking in the moment for a few seconds longer before you pulled away, standing and tugging gently on his hand, motioning for him to stand. “we should probably get back to the boys, they’re impatient enough as is.” you muttered, and wilbur sighed, nodding.

he stood, readjusting your grip on his hand to interlace your fingers, the two of you walking back towards your house. “you’re probably right. let’s make sure they haven’t broken anything, yeah?”

you paused for a moment, frowning while you looked back up at wilbur, who gave you a confused look in return. “does this mean we owe tommy a thank you now?” you asked teasingly, and wilbur groaned playfully, running a hand through his hair once more.

you both laughed, hand in hand as you stepped up to your property, ready to have a fun-filled day with the younger boys you saw as brothers, and ready to be teased like hell from them for the entire time.

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Aqua time :D I’m watching H’s vod

Pregame

The calm before the storm is worse, 100% agree. The event is amazing but the wait before and after the end are such low lows

H and Dave just vibing :))

“False is here too?! Surely something must’ve been scheduled” I love H so much

“It’s been 1,217 days since I’ve won MCC, but who’s counting?” “… You?” I think I’ve seen a grand total of one Dave Krtzyy video but between finding out they’re nonbinary, this joke, and the raw vibes??? I love him

Talking about how the npc cat is thick AND smarter than all of them combined is killing me

Dave saying they hope sands of time “will do from my enemy to my lover” 😭

False is so funny she doesn’t get enough credit

Parkour Tag

Cub cracked????

False did such a good job hunting we need to talk about it

I got so startled by Beky getting H I slammed my elbow into my desk lol

Rocket Spleef

Dave Krtzy having banger opinions left and right, good for them

He really is just saying stuff and all of its iconic, from “the rare true democracy” to “channel your inner elytra”

People taking the time to type during rocket spleef will never not be funny to me

Everyone hitting Jimmy is so Jimmy of him

False top 5 :))

Dave top 10 after getting 35th??? We love that improvement

Phil is never not an icon

Unfortunate minecraft physics, rip

H and Dave being 19th and 20th is so funny because I was like “buddies :D” and H said “I’m beating you, suck it”

H affectionately bullying Dave is my new favorite thing, actually

Sands of Time

“I uh don’t have the best track record at uh…. being good at sands of time” Dave 😭

“Hi HBomb!!” from H and his teammates is so sweet

I love the calm vibes, no frantic strategizing, just clarifying and communicating

“Dave I’m gonna be pestering and annoying the hell out of you” “As you should” I love them

H: “Has anyone seen the blue pathway” also H: *is currently in the blue pathway* my streamer’s oblivious /lh

False 9th and everyone hyping her up :D

Sky Battle

I love skybattle I swear but I was zoned out like the entire time

H killing Sniff :( my boys :((

Dave was so sad when they fell, it’s okay dude <333

Good plays in round 3!!!

Ace Race

Merely vibing

H popped off and didn’t even think anything of it, the raw power

Battle Box

Aw don’t love that slump where everyone stops listening to each other. It happens with most teams, it’s not their fault, people just get too in their own heads

False literally said it was their side like three times :(

That round was clean

The final round coming down to Purpled on 2 health vs Dave on 1 was such a good final fight, holy crap

Grid Runners

Best game time :D

They’re improving every round, I love that for them

I don’t think I properly appreciated how fast cyan’s crafting grove was before just now

They slayed waterfall lamps tho

H’s mind, man

I love when people who are historically more withdrawn take charge without hesitation, MCC has done so much for H’s confidence <3

Omg they got first????

“God, our minds are so huge compared to these dorks” “MASSIVE!!”

Own that confidence kings!! Love that for them <33

H is such a cool guy, he’s genuinely enthusiastic about how they’re 2nd without a top 10 individual. He just thinks it’s neat. He’s a top player who doesn’t care about stats but experience, and that’s what makes him the epitome of MCC :)

H saying “if another team goes nutty and gets a massive amount of fruitberries points or whatever then they deserve it, they can take our spot” WHAT DID I JUST SAY?? We stan one (1) cishet white guy here and it’s HBomb94

TGTTOSAWAF

Dave’s speech <333 I love them

I felt H’s stress there, that was so intense but he popped off

Dave doing an AMAZING speed bridge and then complimenting H’s strat, they’re so supportive I love them sm

“Sorry Dave, I’m gonna lower your points for things like that, cause you could’ve gotten first in that” “No, I do not care about that, I care about that sweet, succulent coin… that was a weird way to describe it”

The new finalist announcement is so suspenseful only to ruin it with a bubble sound effect lol

They’re so excited to get Dave their first win since MCC1 :))

They find it so cool that they got here without any top 10 individuals “purely balanced”

Dodgebolt

“Last time I was in dodgebolt I was a wee lad […] I was freshly 21, now I’m like 48 or something”

INSTANT he/they on he/they violence by Dave Krtzy lol

Aqua’s accuracy is wild, goodness!!!!

Their coms are so clean

H snatching that arrow!! I don’t even remember that from watching cyan

False calming asserting that she knows what she needs, not them, will never not be iconic

False saying that she’s down next arrow only for all her team to talk over eachother about how she’s got this and they believe in her <3

FALSE SUPREMACY!!!!! THAT 1V3!!!!!!!

Dave winning the first events of seasons 1 and 3 my beloved

FALSE DONT NEED PRACTICE

“False, that was insane, you 1v3’d that” “WHAT THE HECK WAS I DOING??” “You we WINNING, that’s what you were doing, you fool”

“1,217 days, bro” “It’s zero, it’s zero now!!” I love them

This team <33333

The most well-rounded team of all time, I love them.

Or as False puts it: “we weren’t cracked, we were just solid”