#but man!! the balls!!
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Listen, Bridgerton is not a good show. But man, it is nice to watch some period romance where everyone is wearing pretty outfits, you have to admit that.
#bridgerton#its not good in a sense that there really seems to be no message or meaning whatsoever#just rich people having drama#but man!! the balls!!#the dresses!! the flowers!!! mwuah#fandom#idk if i have done a review for ir#it#i might
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A spooky and snakey little short I've been working on! 🧡 Happy Halloween!
#I've been working really hard on this as a one man band 😭#I really hope people like it#animation#short film#ball python#bearded dragon#dragon#witch#halloween
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((Piccolo then choked on his drink and had a coughing fit.))
Was thinking about how funny things turn out with Piccolo and the Son family and this silly idea came out.
#dragon ball#dbz#dbs#piccolo#son gohan#son pan#son goku#t2ukky poots#pan doesn't understand double entendre she's like 3 piccolo c'mon man#um uh piccoku if you squint uhm uhuh yep#sorry this is so stupid kfjsdkjfsdk
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#foghorn leghorn#meme#boku no hero academia#jujutsu kaisen#yu yu hakusho#gundam#chainsaw man#sousou no frieren#vinland saga#urusei yatsura#dragon ball#ijiranaide nagatoro san
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the twins
#my art tag?#fear and hunger#enki ankarian#enkis unnamed twin sister#the grip this man has on my balls is immeasurable#cw blood#cw crucifixion#cw knives#also i love the concept of enkis twin just looking like a less fucked up version of hi#like shes just enki if he slept 5 hours a day instead of 2
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It will forever be funny to me that in season 13 when Cas comes back from the dead Dean goes from lashing out at everyone while hes in full downward spiral mode to suddenly being in the best mood possible, giggling and kicking his feet over cowboys and hes just like "what im not allowed to be happy or something? 🙄" like bro...🫵🤨 you're fucking gay
#something abt getting to put a cowboy hat on his man healed his soul i think#at least for a while#until the divorce arc where deans a straight up hoe#but irrelivent#destiel#dean winchester#supernatural#spn#castiel#deancas#balls deep destiel#misha collins#jensen ackles#tombstone
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you know those tiktokers and vloggers who go around with mics on the street?
#this is also self projection btw#because my sense of whimsy is hanging on by a fucking thread man#im doing my absolute darndest best like good god#it's nice having a blorbo to self project your stress onto. Spidey is my stress ball#he be going through it just like me#spiderman#marvel#peter parker
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dense, neutron star of a man. His weight fluctuates based off of the amount of sun hes been exposed to, and the amount of water ingested, so a very healthy kryptonian easily weighs around 350-400 lbs/ 158-181 kgs. Martha quickly traded in her lawn chairs for sturdy, solid wood, rocking chairs for the front porch as he got older, but Clark seems to be drawn to the flimsy lawn chairs like a moth to a flame.
(Hes prone to shouting for his Ma or Pa when hes scared awake, old habit hes never broke out of lol)
Bonus: a regular day for Bruce
#superbat#clark kent#superman#bruce wayne#batman#mine#my art#treating kryptonians like sponges a lil lol...#he drinks way more than he eats. weird plant man#despite bruce being a human wrecking ball it still shocks clark everytime hes picked up#like a huge dog confused by the concept of uppies#how could this happen....? i am so large...and powerful...did i mention Large...??#meanwhile Bruce bristles as soon as hes airborne against his will#he is aware he is pick-uppable despite his size (bc of his team) and it angers him deeply
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My bellybutton has gotten so much deeper since I started growing this gut 😮💨
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For the Viceroy AU, how does Tom figure out Gabriel was the one responsible?
#dad villain au#my art#charity ball arc#tom dupain cheng#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#kagami tsurugi#felix fathom#gabriel agreste#viceroy#all he had to do was gather the rich elite of paris and set a trap honestly#once he figured out Hawkmoth was rich it was a matter of luring the fuckhead out into a vulnerable position#and Gabriel with zero power; just a human man; would of course react violently to the images of his nemesis#he's got no leash left on anyone so he had to lash out lmao
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I'm crying, they're so silly
#genshin impact#furina demo#Furina#Neuvillette#wriothesley#lyney#lynette#childe#HE'S THROWING HIMSELF ON THIS POOR MAN#i can't#I'll probably add more later#and i love the part where Neuvillette kicks someone in the balls#or when Lyney and Lynnette is kicking the shit out of some randon guy#and furina is there sitting like 😌☕#wriothesley goes :DD YIPPE#I'm not planning on wishing for Furina but God dammit#her demo is one of my favorites now.#AND THE MUSIC#okay those tags got too long#imma stfu for now#thanks for listening (reading???)
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someone had to finish the milk
#ex twink#gay gainer#ex jock#gaining fat#fat#fat belly#fat piggy#fatty#gay feedee#ball belly#feed me#getting bigger#cute belly#get in my belly#food baby#pregnant man#mpreg
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I am guilty of too many drawings of only clicky getting thespius attention when all the other gods deserve it too
bonus baby (highfive if you get the ref)
#also sorry for taking all this wallspace but man tumblr's cropping sucks balls#ggg spoilers#great god grove#thespius green#bauhauzzo#ggg king#miss mitternacht#huzzle mug#inspekta#cobigail#mod art#i wuv them all sooooo much#sorry clickclack my hands ran out of steam but you have a lot of art from me already ok
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Tim walking into the dining room: Oh B, i just realized, happy 5 years sober, I am really proud of you.
Bruce, small smile and sipping his tea: Thank you Tim.
Dick, looking up confused from his bowl of cereal: What? Sober? Weren't you drinking last night at the gala?
Bruce, brows furrowed: Not from alcohol, Chum.
Tim, after downing his cup of coffee: Damn you didn't know? It was cocain. B was on that booger sugar.
Bruce, making a face: Please, never call it that again.
Dick, after his brain rebooted: You...you did cocain?
Bruce sighing :Yes I did...I though you knew.
Dick, abandoning his bowl of cereal: No, no I very much didn't! How did you...like get into that?
Tim: Dick take it down a notch, please? Bruce has been clean for years.
Bruce, shaking his head: It's fine Tim, I should have been more up front with this to the others.
Dick, with his head tilted and still a bit upset: Others? You mean only Tim knew?
Bruce, nodding: He caught me taking a key from one of Penguins supply when he was Robin and forced me to confess, I went to rehab a week later.
Dick, sitting back down in a stupor: Wait...You mean the thing when you were gone for like a few months? I thought you were on a deep space mission with the league! Hell, Uncle Clark even said so!
Bruce, wincing: Y-Yes...I was in a treatment center in Sweden...Tim found them and signed me up without telling me, and had Clark take me there...
Bruce side eyeing Tim: Took my Kryptonite before doing so...and my stash.
Tim, unapologetic, shrugging: Mom used the same place when she was getting off of Quaaludes.
Bruce, shrunching his nose: Never did like downers, made it harder to think.
Dick, having a mental breakdown: So you just...did drugs? For like a while? When did this even start?
Bruce, silent for a while, moving his breakfast around for a moment: It started when I was about...16? When I was in the club scene for a bit I got wild, taking pills and such that I didn't need, it was the 80s, blow was all the rage with the youth in higher circles and...well one thing lead to another and I got hooked.
Dick, holding his head in his hands: Oh my God...Wait.. Were you actively doing drugs when you adopted me???
Bruce, groaning: Yes...Didn't it ever seem strange that sometimes I was very lively and then suddenly was practically dead an hour later before getting back to lively?
Dick, horror coming across his face: Oh my God the signs...
Tim, chuckling: B was a God damn drug fiend, practically snorted half of Columbia.
Bruce, looking scandalized: Tim! I was not that bad...
Tim staring at Bruce:
Bruce staring back:
Bruce, sighing: Fine yes it was that bad.
Dick: uninhorant screeching
Bruce, tsking: I quit a few years after taking you in Chum, I only relapsed when Jason...temporarily passed...and that was only for at most a year, Tim found me out, sent me to rehab and while I have had a few scares, I have been sober for years.
Dick: Happy for you, really but holy fuck.
Tim, snorting: It wasn't the first time I caught you B, imagine little old 10 year old me following Batman and Robin and stumbling across the Dark Knight of Gotham doing a line on a gargoyle while Robin beat the shit out of the dealers below.
Dick, agape: Really Bruce? Do you even remember that?
Bruce, Blushing: i...may have done that more than once...
Dick, crying on the inside: BRUCE?!
Jason, walking in with a smoothie: Oh what are we yelling at B for? I want in.
Dick, wildly pointing at Bruce: BATMAN DID COCAIN.
Jason, slowly taking a drag from his smoothie, before turning to Bruce: w h a t?
Bruce, hiding his face in his hands, sullenly: I trained you all better than this. Yes I did drugs, I am 5 years sober.
Jason, softly putting his smoothie down before walking over to Bruce and patting his shoulder: Proud of you for that, like actually good job, holy shit that is hard. But also WHAT THE FUCK.
Bruce, sighing hard: I thought you all knew...
Jason flopping down in a chair, counting on his fingers: Wait a God damn minute, you got on my case for smoking while doing cocain!
Bruce, dead panned: it's a gate way to much harder things.
Jason, squinting: Who are you D.A.R.E?
Tim, cackling: he was! Did a whole speech about it! Full Batman regalia and was talking about how weed is bad!
Bruce glaring lightly at Tim: It is! It can cause lung damage, a build up of black tar in the lungs and can dull your mind when you are in a tike of crisis!
Jason, rolling his eyes: B, Shut the fuck up you did cocain.
Bruce, sighing yet again: You really are not letting that go are you...
Tim, sipping his coffee: Think of it like this, there is a reason B was able to get back to fighting like a week after Bane broke his back.
Bruce, pursing his lips,: Not the time Tim.
Tim, grinning evilly: Oh no, it is very much the time, I have been waiting till the others knew...I have so many blackmail stories....and pictures
Bruce, a look of true fear on his face: Oh God no...
#batfam#batman#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#dick grayson#bruce did so many drugs#out of character.#so fucking ooc#cocain batman is my pride and joy#that man needed to be high as balls to do the shit he does#also thr imagine of Bruce just doing a line ofg a gargoyle is hilarious to me#bruce was a wild child during the 80s#he did at least a little drugs#he and harvey once ate shrooms and had a whole trip thinking they were jellyfish#coke fiend batman can sniff the air and know what the criminals were cooking
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