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brrdhouse · 2 months ago

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hawk tuah, bleed on that thang

#ignore how late i am to this trend #twitter mutuals spurred me on #chirping #brrd art #gravity falls #stan pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #cw blood #cw death #?#i like thinking hes just got some brain damage #but like. most likely that mans dead #whoopsie

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andstuffsketches · 4 months ago

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finally watched Reign of the Supermen

#kon is three apples tall.... good luck getting anyone to call you superman when you look like you should be in middle school #the second pic was inspired by that scene where lois is on the phone w steel and kon is peeking over her shoulder #superboy #conner kent #john henry irons #man of steel #lois lane #reign of the supermen #rots was fun bc i knew kon and steels situations but had no idea what visor and cyborg supes had going on #so i was like IS it him...? no.... it cant be....#it was funny when he was like please. just call me superman.#like even if he was the actual genuine clark kent back as a cyborg bbgirl youre not going to shake 'cyborg superman'#superman #digital art #comic #comics #dcamu #dc #dc comics #2024 #id in alt #also why is lois dressed like asami in the finale #and for the record steel is the most respectable of the titular supermen cause like #he wasnt trying to pass himself off as clark he was literally just a dude who was inspired to be a clearly separate superhero #i mean you could make a claim of copyright infringement cause of the S but in his defense it was a symbol of hope & clark was dead sooo

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malacandrax · 8 months ago

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I've been collecting pottery shards from the fields and woodland since I moved to the countryside a few years ago, I have so many now that I think I'll relocate them to containers, but it's nice to get a proper photo first.

#before this it was seaglass lol #the population of my village is like <200 and most of them are over 70 and don't go out so there aint much on the floor #its slim pickings out here for things from the living #but the dead leave plenty...#I find (animal....) skulls quite often but it's a bunch of effort to clean them but man if I had time #I do have a couple tho!#I also found a couple horseshoes out here which is always exciting

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poirott · 4 months ago

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Sir David Suchet on the gifts he received from Agatha Christie's Poirot tv series → Capital Theatres interview, January 12 2024

"I know how fortunate I am to have had the opportunity to play such an astonishing character over all these years, and to see him blossom so dramatically around me, to see his exploits dubbed into more than fifty languages and broadcast in almost every country in the world. It is amazing, humbling, and the greatest present that I could ever have been given." - David Suchet, Poirot and Me

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 8 days ago

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Danny Fenton, aka Phantom, has been given a new task!

In short, literally no one in the Ghost Zone/Infinite Realms wants their mostly peaceful afterlife to be rocked by a certain Gotham rogue named Joker. Which, when he dies, is almost sure to happen because of whatever the hell was in that vat he dropped in included ectoplasm. So, yay, he’s also a little ghostly too, meaning he *is* pretty hard to kill. Unfortunately, there’s also a certain vigilante that is quite keen to murder him in recent years.

So now Danny has to keep the mass murderer trauma clown alive for as long as he possibly can while attempting to keep the Joker from. Well. Being the Joker.

Oh, and naturally, Danny got this assignment AFTER Joker got out of Arkham. Again. And entirely blew up the asylum. Time to join the Goonion, he is NOT doing this without getting PAID, thank you.

#danny phantom #dpxdc #dp crossover #the idea is that Danny is now an. assistant? henchman? who will NOT let this man die but also can’t let him just put bombs everywhere #Danny’s search history is stuff like how do I give enrichment to a super villain so he doesn’t kill more people #it shockingly has results #there’s also possibly a ghostly court case bc some people who died DO want joker dead and are willing to re-kill him once he….#…. re-emerges as a ghost if that’s what it takes #danny is the MOST reluctant body guard #he’s using Psycho Babble! he’s using Jazz Fenton Language!#he hates it! he can strategize and such just fine but he’s really more of a…#… punch thing until it stops being a problem #sort of guy. percussive maintenance as his dad would say #he’s just there like #Hello Mr. Joker #have you considered NOT setting the orphanage on fire? there are better ways to get senpai to notice you #I heard flowers are nice. wait no do NOT call Poison Ivy-!#Danny is having a bad time. joker is having a time once he realizes Danny would rather not be here but is seemingly stuck #also joker maybe tried to kill him and it failed so he’s like #well. hm. that’s. not as new as it should be. have you met lord deathman?#the bats are trying to figure out this dynamic and failing miserably. they even call Harley and she’s like yeah no clue good luck tho

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mollysunder · 6 months ago

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Can't wait for Viktor to go back to Zaun. I know he can hold his own against Piltovan microaggressions on the daily, but I can tell the dude is holding back for dear life. Gonna love seeing this guy finally be allowed to verbally tongue whip everyone he meets cuz he's finally surrounded by his social equals.

#arcane #viktor arcane #he always looks like he has more to say whenever he's in front of a councilmember #can't wait for viktor to be his true rude self #someone needs to take silco's title of “most out of pocket man alive” now that he's dead #viktor can be that man

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egophiliac · 5 months ago

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LEON

LEON YOUR EYEBALLS

#art #ride kamens #ride kamens spoilers #ride kamens episode 14 spoilers #can't believe i made a joke about it being his eye color AND THEN #i did see his updated sprite before i got to 13 but i didn't even notice it at first...#at least he also got a funky little face marking to go with it #shine on you super shitsuji!!!!#anyway I AM FINALLY CAUGHT UP #on main story anyway i haven't played the tower emblem event yet :')#but man i am loving this game #i was not expecting it to be a full-on mystery! with intrigue!#who is lying! who is telling the truth! who THINKS they're telling the truth but isn't!#punctuated by the most delightful nonsense like the unbreakable magic superhero covenants #where you gotta touch rings in the magical wedding chapel dimension that we teleport to sometimes to talk to our dead dad #(OR IS HE???????)#NO IT'S GREAT (and it does make sense in context i just love it)#still 50/50 on yellow beyblade man secretly being our dad but i can't get into theories now i don't have enough tags #man this really has the essence of what i love about rider ❤️#so far i do think agata is my favorite #but then there's leon...#let me put it this way: i would tell agata a hard truth about himself if i thought he needed to hear it #but there is no amount of money in the world you could pay me to say anything even slightly mean to our sweet leon #LET 👏 HIM 👏 HENSHIN 👏#WAIT SHOOT is it too late to redo my survey answers i need to demand that i be able to put hats on leon

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super-nova5045 · 8 months ago

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sylvia plath, todd anderson and virginia woolf (aka ACTUAL tortured poets) watching taylor “im breaking up with my boyfriend for his intense depression and blaming it on him, im dating a racist who enjoys watching woc being brutalized and harasses young woc artists, i sent my fans out on a hate train to attack a young woc actress for a line she had to say as part of her job to show how mentally ill her character was, im dating a maga supporter, i refuse to say anything about a current genocide despite being the most influential person in the world right now, i am a billionaire, i fly 13 minute flights and have the highest carbon emission of any celebrity, i am a known white feminist who only speaks about issues when it affects me and has constantly let my fans get away with extreme racism and even encouraged it by associating myself with known racists” swift call herself a tortured poet (her writing sounds like a bunch of thesaurus words slapped over gabba hanna and rupi kaur-esque poetry that was created purely as a trinket for an edgy pinterest board)

#anti taylor swift #like she can be problematic that’s okay #there are SO many problematic artists i like #but she’s not even that good #like read sylvia plath or virginia woolf or listen to LDR or fiona apple or mitski or lorde or boygenius or olivia rodrigo #aka her peers #and realise how much better they are #they truly write art because they have a compassion and rawness for it #whereas taytay only writes to get more money LOL #she’s so extremely privileged that her life is not at all relatable and now she tries to make it so #by romanticizing the most mundane #thats never been your brand babe now it’s going to sound like dogshit #GUTS by olivia rodrigo is better because it has such an intensity to it. liv means what she says and you can feel it!#fiona apple means what she says when she writes about begging her lover to love her back!#mitski means what she says when she writes that she is self destructive and puts herself in bad situations since that’s all she knows!#lana means what she says when she writes about her suicide attempt at 15 because of constant abuse from her mother and crippling depression #all of it such haunting and beautiful works because it truly comes from the soul and isn’t a cash grab #Anyway i’m so sorry virginia and sylvia and todd #todd anderson #AND JOE ALWYN #joe alwyn my favourite man ever #joe alwyn #dead poets society #anderperry #sylvia plath #virginia woolf #the bell jar #lana del rey #fiona apple #mitski

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ilynpilled · 6 months ago

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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol

#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude #like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao #him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly #like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh #like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman #man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows #his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway #like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why #like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol #the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls #im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development #like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about #like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but

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hai-nae · 9 months ago

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meant to post these sketches a few days ago? a week? but, well, life.

#red dead redemption 2 #my art #my fics #arthur morgan #rdr #rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #young arthur morgan #and a wee little hs of wolf!arthur #today is the first day of the last 3 ive gotten to eat more than a single meal a day #my bp dropped at work n since it was a vision black out i had to post up in the friggin stall like batman on a ceiling so i didnt fall #which sucks since i have a manual labor job but luckily i didnt reach the shakin stage just kept gettin the dots n focus static #been sleepin n readin to avoid attention on hunger pains since i had no energy for drawin #finally got to have dinner last night since we got some money and i gotta say i dont miss the feelin of chokin on food i wanted so bad #man i love tags most ppl dont read em n i get some catharsis to vent in em

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mirellapryce · 21 days ago

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Terrible theory, but I think part of the reason everyone in Port Townsend falls for Edwin is the accent. Yes, both Charles and Edwin have a British accent, but Edwin has the stereotypically "Hot, British Accent" (from a North American perspective).

#edwin payne #dbda #dead boy detectives #i'm sure i have more thoughts about it but I just woke up and I woke up with a cold so this is what you get #don't take this too seriously #mostly i'm just laughing cuz nowadays a british accent means nothing to me cuz i watched too much bbc in the 2010s #but i feel like for most north americans and for small town americans especially a posh british accent would be the height of hot #Edwin: I did not lead anyone on I just have a nice voice #tbf Charles agrees #but oh man imagine Charles faking the posh accent as long as he's able and suddenly Monty and TCK are so confused #How did the 6 suddenly become a 10???#he was a 10 all along that's how

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mobius-m-mobius · 1 year ago

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How are people gonna take that?

OWEN WILSON as MOBIUS M. MOBIUS in LOKI S2x01

#owen wilson #mobius #loki #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #yeahhh go off babe #this line SLAYED and so did his look hey there side profile 👀#the most beautiful man in existence...#like yes i absolutely need to hear every take he's got on the tva and what happens next for everyone there #and i need it with the superior s2 hair <33333 #also this was before he knew if he'd ever see loki again or not so... maybe some emphasis behind gods are dead idk...#(y'all have no idea how relieved i am to finally get a decent result trying to gif around the terrible filter on this scene lol)#marvel #loki s2 spoilers #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

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otaku553 · 1 year ago

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More one piece spy x family crossover doodles

#one piece #spy x family crossover #portgas d ace #monkey d luffy #ace’s face is so confusing to me still #like alabasta ace is the most #rat ass looking man I have ever seen in anime #later appearances of him are much more conventionally ‘hot’ but he somehow still has them dead fish eyes

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seilon · 6 months ago

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i think the fact that edwin is like. mildly misogynistic in a period-appropriate way is a really really funny character flaw

#only tends to come up when he’s talking to/about crystal because he does not like her (or at least does not like her flirting with his man)#but oh it’s there. most amusing off the top of my head was actually unrelated to crystal #when she’s reading off his questions for niko in episode 2 and one of them is like. have you been experiencing emotional hysteria?#and that’s where she has to stop and be like. for fucks sake edwin #that’s SUCH a funny thing to throw in there #kibumblabs #dead boy detectives #liveblogging

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cowardlykrow · 6 months ago

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“don’t lose it now, old boy.”

With @ratb4stard3

#They are Applewatch to me amen godbless #They are swapping nametags because they are also so gay #tragic gays 😔#but for now they are happy perhaps #Also called old man supreme yup #happy fricken pride month #look how he drew john with his love sick puppy eyes its killing me KILLing me im dead i am dust #ALSO YEAH back at it again with another collab with the brother bet you were NOT expecting this one 😏😏😏#Cause he's my best friend #he's my pal. He's my homeboy #my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese. My good-time boy.#Also i could NOT do wilburs other eye so i did the oldest trick in the book #ALSO ALSO.... you don't even KNOW how hard it was to not draw a mustache on him you dont even KNOW #Wilbur cross #general john macnamara #john macnamara #uncle wiley #Black friday #black friday starkid #Hatchetfield #tgwdlm #The idea was for them to be dressed up casually but sir wiley looks like he is about to take this man out for the most expensive fucking #dinner imaginable #perhaps before #before the #befo

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cowbeeboy · 5 months ago

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i lied. i don’t actually like sex. you’re gonna sit down and watch me play red dead redemption 2 while i talk about how admiring i find it that chapter six high honor arthur wanted to desperately die knowing he’d done at least one good thing in a world he believed was evil, even though he was bone deep tired to his soul, because he spent his entire life not caring and he couldn’t help but end up caring when he found out that this is his last chance at everything.

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #if you actually care #i think arthur is the bravest #most admirable #and kind man i’ve ever met #and i can argue against every one saying otherwise #y’all dont understand arthur like i do

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