#but like. 20 years? 50?

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton is so fucking old in FNAF..

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

[kingworm]

ford is making up for nearly 40 years of lost time, he is sneaking stan interdimensional super vitamins that will keep that old man alive until their mid 90s At Least stan has no say in this

[vardasvapors]

every time i go into the nearby barnes & noble i get macroaggressed by this display going ‘these aren’t your grandma’s romance novels! 🥵’ full of identical pastel covers with colorblocked half-silhouette drawings of well clothed people hugging in front of a bougie cafe. yeah whatever i know, your grandma’s romance novels were gremliny little pulp paperbacks full of hilarious evil bisexuals ruining their lives and the lives of everyone around them with bullshit too hot for any b&n to stock. whatever. i wish there were more weird tiny indie bookstores around.

[causalityparadoxes]

Its always such a shock to go back to s2 and see David Tennant utterly baby faced. Wdym thats the Doctor? who let this child on set. Let the dilf energy cook for a few years first.

[destinysbounty]

Yall ever think about how Zane is a seer with prophetic dreams of the future, but he's also a robot with memory problems who struggles to maintain his sense of self? Like. He's condemned to see a future he cannot prevent, yet cursed to long for a past he cannot recall. His dreams are filled with the vestiges of tragedies yet to come, but never the tragedies he wishes he could remember. Do you think he ever used to get disappointed when he'd have prophetic dreams, upset that it was another vision of the future but not of the past he so desperately wished to understand?

Anyway I'm gonna start biting people

[hercarisntyours]

sentinel prime is really just an old man bullying what are essentially children huh

[rachiecrown]

Rachie cannot stop making up AUs

This is my 20//80 AU!! Yap sesh + closeups under the cut

(Takes the mlb ddvau love square and reverses it)

What led me to making this AU was coming up with a Cute Guy design and wanting to use it so so badly -> Coming up with a matching Hot Guy design -> Getting a funny idea and reversing the love square that Double Hearted AU has going on -> Actually building a story onto it

Pretty proud with how they turned out!! My first design on HG for the AU and my second of CG (who originally had a popped collar which I didn't like)

My main inspiration for the designs was the desert duo coffeehero au by @/enka-antix, which I then realized also has the reverse love square.. oops lol

Here's the full sketches for CG+HG and Grian+Scar

Two main details I want to point out that is outside of the outfit changes themselves is the fact Grian parts his hair differently than CG, and Scar wears makeup while HG doesn't.

I struggled a bit with what bird I wanted Grian to be, and decided he's a black capped finch, however he uses a bit of powder on his wings to give them a pink hue for when he's Cute Guy.

And yes I decided to be self indulgent and give Grian tailfeathers and Scar a long tail

^ Wheelchair users does this look comfortable

Genuinely this is my first time drawing a wheelchair ever I think, unless I did once and completely forgot. But yeah! Cue transformer bot stuff cause I don't know what I'm doing

A lot of the tracks that the parts travel along to turn into the legs or the wheelchair aren't actually drawn I've realized, but if you're not colorblind (/lhj) you can see I've colored where all the bits and bobs go

Btw that point at the top is rounded and padded off so it doesn't dig into Scar's back It was an artistic mistake whoopsieee

Some of their thoughts on each other and why Grian thinks Scar and HG can't POSSIBLY be the same person and why Scar thinks Grian is SO much better than CG.

And my most favorite drawing from the sheet (^_^) It's the introduction to the AU where Hot Guy saves Grian from the fourth floor of a burning building! Grian's a little cooked but he's fine.

Also I didn't draw his sweater burnt up cause I didn't feel like it so I slapped some texture on there and called it a day.

Finally, their logos :D

If you couldn't tell, I put the notes on this one in Hot Guy's point of view

[theology101]

I know this is a joke in Adventuring Party and probably isn’t canon but this is like… the best?

Fabian LOVES Honey and Bees, he’s just a spoiled fucker used to Fallinel Willow-Rose nectar honey or whatever - Solace stuff doesn’t compare tbh. He’s showing up, he’s attending meetings, having conversations about Honey.

Also, Step-Sibling solidarity between Fig and Fabian. Always a classic

[dykedvonte]

You wanna talk about House and Benny? Let’s talk about House and Benny. Let’s talk about how House says he saw Benny as a son figure ans a rightful successor to the strip. Let’s talk about how Benny was so charmed by House’s offer that he literally killed a man to get the position to agree to it. Let’s talk about how House was intentionally priming Benny and regrets not doing better, not for the wasted time but of Benny’s wasted potential, how it was misplaced. Let’s talk about how Benny didn’t question House’s leadership until the guy started going radio silent. Let’s talk about House and Benny:

[the-voldsoy]

this line made me so emotional out of nowhere,,,,,,Jon and Martin trapped together in the computer

[solradguy]

I've been flirting with the idea of reading all like 500 Vampire Hunter D books and found this image from a cancelled comic project where D was going to go to America and it's sending me. D goes to a bodega, feed him 7/11 hotdogs and take him to a ball game. I would love for D to experience Cincinnati chili

[salemfrogtrials]

lol guys what if I made a fantasy high/d20 discord server???? Lol jk...unless??

[holmsister]

Kinda gets me when people age them down in AUs and stuff because to me those characters wouldn't be half as interesting if Chilchuck, Senshi and Mithrun were the tallman equivalent of in their twenties