#but like otherwise i have to go on TWITTER

[headcannonsandotherthings]

Even more X-Men headcannons

Again, most of these are dumb but my X-Men hyperfixation is still going strong! (Also this is me coping with the election results 🥲)

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Morph has an entire closet dedicated to Halloween costumes. They take Halloween so seriously.

Jean is THAT person who would decorate for Christmas as soon as it hits November 1st.

Jubilee bullies the ugly villagers off of her Animal Crossing village.

Jubilee got Gambit into Cooking Mama, and to say he would be obsessed would be an understatement.

All of them would watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, mostly for the Broadway performances.

One year, they even decided to go to the parade, and it was chaotic in the best way possible.

Once Morph and Logan were at a history museum for a mission and they kept asking Logan if it was historically accurate.

Storm would drink the medicinal ball tea from Starbucks.

Gambit's motto for the younger team members/students is "Do as I say, not as I do."

Jean would wear Chanel No. 5 or Miss Dior (something like that).

Morph would have trolled Trump supporters on Twitter just to get a reaction out of them… and it works every single time

Rogue loves Dolly Parton. You cannot tell me otherwise.

So much so that Remy took Rogue to Dollywood one year for her birthday and it was the happiest day of her life. (Besides her wedding day).

[a-nybodys]

spending any amount of time on twitter is like walking slowly towards the chernobyl elephants foot

[krazieka2]

Vampire Mercedes lore doodles (and vampire Lorenz bullying)

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

[paraphwrites]

inspired by that one answer from mr zack, i give you- season 11 of dbda, a baby is left on the gang's doors.

edwin is, immediately, team hire a ghost nanny. "we are not the dead boy orphanage." he storms off to re-shelve books. however while he is reshelving he stumbles across some parenting books and decides to read it to simply educate himself, as they may be stuck with the lifeform for an entire day. anyway three hours later edwin's at the local magic book shop, hair horribly tousled, demanding all of their books on child-rearing, parenting, and how not to permanently traumatize your child. he also questions modern medicine and what the current amount of cocaine is best to be used to counter colds.

charles, on the one hand, is totally trying to collect baby toys and make sure this kid has the brillsest childhood ever. but also charles is terrified to come within a meter of the baby, because what if he manages to traumatize him? what if he really is like his father? he decides to distract himself by assembling some ikea baby furniture. it... does not go well. jenny finds him, distraught, hiding in the bag of tricks, and tries to calm him down. in the end it is decided that abuse is likely not contagious, charles probably will not traumatize the infant by being in the same room as it, and charles is no longer allowed to go to ikea.

crystal immediately decides to track down the shitface who left their baby in the hands of four teenagers, a millennial, and an interdimensional scottswoman. crystal is actually moderately successful at solving this case, via a combination of a tracking spell, facebook, and taking on the identity of three different instagram influencers. when crystal does find the parents, she gives them a proper tongue-lashing --she's really using all of her daddy and mommy issues here-- and she's properly going at it for at least seven minutes until she realizes the parents are fucking dead and that's why they can't care for their baby. a horribly emotional conversation is had, as the parents basically apologize for crystal's shitty parents, and how this family could never move on until they knew their kid is safe and well-adjusted and happy.

niko is trying very hard to set up a nursery but she keeps getting derailed by various side-quests, because there are some interesting people vibing about a babyshop. in the end niko is roped into solving 2 cheating scandals, setting up the cashier and the stockwoman, resolving 1 money laundering scheme within a fabric store, befriend 3 separate pet birds, set up 1 pet bird owner group chat, officiate a wedding between two adorable 5 year olds, resolve a generational long feud between these two very wealthy families, and adopt 4 cats. she does not, however, find the fabric for the quilt she was going to make. or instructions on how to make said quilt. but someone who knows how to make a quilt now owes her a favor, so maybe-

jenny is actually not paid enough. she's literally not. she sees the baby, asks if they should call CPS (resounding "NO") and then fucking walks away to hang with her harem. however she does make sure the baby is securely with the night nurse, and makes sure the night nurse knows that if they need absolutely anything to call her immediately. while jenny is out, her harem and her do buy all the non-essential but fun baby items (clothing, accessories), and jenny is coerced into getting matching items.

god look the night nurse is trying her damned best, but everyone else is so fucking busy that the raising of the child falls onto her. it's a damned good thing the principal had made everyone learn about the species they were gathering (one to eighteen year old humans). so the night nurse just kind of girlbosses parenting. and, where credit is due, the baby is relatively non-problematic. they end up keeping the baby so the night nurse just walks around with a babycarrier on her chest. charles carries the baby's diapar bag -- he fully could put it in his bag of tricks, but the two backpacks makes him feel very adult and parent-y. everyone lives happily ever after & the baby is raised excellently & becomes someone in the lost & found department.

[creativity-deficient]

Why are people always so shocked when South Park handles a topic well?? I’ll see so many articles that are like “wow even SOUTH PARK is calling you guys out” tf you mean? They’ve BEEN doing this??

[dorothywonderland]

wip of something that might never see the light of day

[vesper-the-great]

Today marks the one year anniversary of one of my favorite fics: Like Sand Between your Fingers by @eternalmomentss !!

What’s more romantic than traveling through time and space with your rival? No idea

Here’s a close up of their faces

This fic has rearranged my few brain cells in the best way possible (I want to go crazy over it, but maybe another day..) Anyways, this is a redraw of a drawing I made celebrating its finale!! (Before I actually had a proper blog lol) I hope you can notice improvement-

[anxiousbabybird]

I was just thinking about how Barou would be a brat tamer.

First of all, he likes being the best and the one in control at all times which extends to his relationships. He is "The King" after all. He has no time to deal with your attitude, he is on a schedule and you will not disrupt that. However, if you do end up disrupting him? You're in for it. You leave your stuff lying all around the house he spent his Sunday cleaning? Oh you're really in for it. You question his authority or the way he does things, especially in front of people? Bye, you're in so much trouble. He likes submission, praise that he is the best at everything he does, and most of all, he wants everything to be done a certain way. He's not one to skimp on your punishments and he does not give a lot of slack to your leash (metaphorical or literal). You may get a warning from him. Maybe. Just one. However, sometimes you don't even get that before he's correcting your behavior.

His favorite method of punishment is a good, classic spanking. It's effective and he's quite strong, his hand leaving angry red prints and sometimes even welts. He'll bend you over his knee and make you count each harsh slap to your skin. If you really did something against the rules he sets for you, he'll spread your legs roughly after your spanking and give one firm smack to your cunt just to punctuate his point. That always gets the scream and whimper combination he loves to hear when he's punishing you. Depending on what you did to warrant punishment could also affect the method. For example, you were mouthy to him today, talking back to him in front of his teammates. Absolutely not. For that discretion, he took you back into the locker room and fucked your throat raw, using it as his personal little fleshlight and fucking it until he spilled himself into your mouth. You waited, mouth open showing him, allowing him to spit into your open, cum filled mouth, before swallowing only when Barou gave his permission. He never punishes you by fucking your cunt--to him, that's a reward no matter what and if you were being a brat, you definitely don't deserve that. However, using your body for pleasure only he receives? That constitutes a punishment.

[jensenknowsdeanbetterthanyou]

As a Jensen fan I fucking love JIB, I know it can be the wankiest of cons and the person who runs it is a total shit but it's also the only con where Jensen gets solo panels, or panels with Rob or Richard and it's all mixed up and we get to see a bit more of their friendships on stage. Misha fans don't know how lucky they are, every single Creation con he gets solo panels all to himself, where he can talk and not have the extra tall one annoy everyone. You can watch his panels and not have to think about editing the other person out. We only get that at JIB! Once a year! I'd love it if we could get that else where, but right now it's JIB or nothing, so yeah excuse me for not joining in the JIB is meh this year opinions, I am revelling in all the new Jensen content and news about what he's doing next.

[astrolotte]

augh . this show

[froghwon]

hi 👋

[tianhai03]

ngl ive been thinking abt moving back here and being primarily active here again. the bot followers on twitter are starting to piss me off real bad

[beingatoaster]

I do understand the urge to circle the wagons and get defensive when someone starts asking questions with strong conservative-worldview vibes, but I think there is potential benefit to meeting them where they're at and responding to the question they actually asked in ways that might invite further thought and discussion rather than aggressively telling them to change their entire worldview immediately or fuck off. And I would appreciate if, when I try to do the first, people did not so often immediately come in swinging in reblogs/replies/[insert platform-appropriate follow-up here] to do the second.

[timeisacephalopod]

The pushback to the term "cultural Christianity" from atheists is real odd to me because, as someone who has been an atheist since 13, only ever went to church a handful of times never with my own family (made a note never to sleep over at that friends house on a Saturday again bc I HATED church it smelled like shit, was boring, pews are uncomfortable as fuck, and the religious people I knew were all wildly misogynistic and I've never been here for being told I was less of a person for being Born Like This), and generally had no actual connection to Christianity in a meaningful way but still only knows Christian mythology, has been steeped in Christian values I had to untangle, and my religious understandings are still deeply Christian.

Like Ive never paid attention to the bible, church, Jesus, Christian teachings, or whatever but if you asked me about any religion the one I'll reliably know the most about is Christianity. I don't know why atheists are offended by being called culturally Christian because they have bad blood with the religion because like sorry bruh that doesn't mean you're less indoctrinated by Christian values if the culture you grew up in is predominantly Christian. In fact I'd say that religion being this ubiquitous in the culture regardless of anyone's consent to exactly ONE religion being shoved down our throats is reason to team up with other religious folks who ALSO don't like being constantly evangelized to by the culture at large, not a reason to throw a fit because you don't like being tied to a religion that is so ingrained into the culture that shit like "oh my god" and "Jesus Christ" are common expressions of surprise regardless of how atheist you are. Like surely I'm not the only atheist to notice the shocking amount of cultural religious shit that works it's way into my life and speech despite having not set foot in a church since I was like 10, and I can't remember the last time I was in one before that.

Idk man cultural Christianity seems like a pretty damn useful term to describe my relationship with a religion I never fully bought into and then actively rejected as a child yet still hold weird connections to and knowledge of just because Christianity is so baked into the culture I grew up in like it or not. If you want to be mad, be mad at the Christians who stole your freedom from religion from you, not usually religious minorities who discuss cultural Christianity and how it damages them too.

[queenhawke]

honestly think i'll stay off twitter completely while doctor who is airing. im too dang old for Discourse and at least on here i can stick to the edit tag for gifs, and for normal discussions of the show i have a discord group of people i like and trust. but dwtwt i want no actual part of lmao