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the gemful visitor

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From Gem's stream on 15.04.24 'hermitcraft - let's get back to work :D' [1:31:40~].

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Happy 3 years to 3rd life smp!

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omg its past 12 happy birthday hermitcraft

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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

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idk who it was but someone on this site said hermitcraft is like several different cartoons mushed together and nothing supports that notion more than cyberpunk man, steampunk man, solarpunk woman, fisherman and fisherwoman, Japanese von sway etho, Japanese cyberpunk man, cottage core man and DocM77 living on the same server.

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Okay so I need someone who's better at landscapes and art style replication than I am to hop on this idea. because this man and his alien planet biome and storyline were made for the scavengers reign art style fr

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Okay so I need someone who's better at landscapes and art style replication than I am to hop on this idea. because this man and his alien planet biome and storyline were made for the scavengers reign art style fr

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theres something so funny to me when hermits are talking about redstone and theyre like "and then theres an etho hopper clock here-"

like. of course they use etho hopper clocks, itd be weirder if they actively avoided using it, considering its like. a redstone thingy that is very useful and still works even after all this time, and from what i understand it was like. a pretty big deal in terms of useful things you could do with redstone back when he first made it because it opened up ways to do even more things with redstone

and like for the most part theyve probably been referring to that particular thing as an etho hopper clock for longer than theyve even known etho personally, considering the etho hopper clock predates his joining hermitcraft by at least 1-2 years, and several of the other hermits joining hermitcraft by even more. so of course they still call it that

on a related note, most of them likely had at least heard of etho before meeting him, even if they didnt personally watch him (tho i know some did) since he was an old school minecraft youtuber. like his original season 1 of "lets play minecraft" started when minecraft was so new it hadnt been officially released yet. literally back in minecraft alpha. he was a minecraft youtuber OG

so with those two points taken into consideration it completely makes sense that "etho hopper clock" is something ingrained into the terminology of anyone that does stuff with redstone somewhat regularly. theres no reason it wouldnt be

but when you put it into contrast with like. their actual interactions with etho. it kind of cracks me up???

its like. in my head the vibes are this: imagine building something and being like "okay guys, for this machine we need to use an archimedes screw, which is named of course after its inventor archimedes, a man so genius that to this day he is regarded as one of the most brilliant inventors and mathematicians to ever walk this earth" and then like thirty minutes later you go to a restaurant and you see archimedes, of classic antiquity fame, trying to eat a sandwich but the ingredients keep falling out in increasingly comedic manners. so you of course call him pathetic to his face, and then ask if he wants to try out your new totally-not-a-scam product that you carry on you at all times for opportunities like these. and for some reason he doesnt just say yes, but buys two

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permit office is kinda horror

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mumbo is now addicted to underwater caving and made a comment about how he might be growing gills and i think its legitimately like a single-digit number of hermits left who havent done some sort of haunted-by-the-water bit in an episode yet

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i sit by my window for days, pondering, thinking, when will zedaph come home with the new episode? and he brings the most ridiculous inconvenient time-consuming idea ever.

and i watch and applaud him every time 🫡

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Wettest cat of all time

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Calling All HermitFans!

Since all the Hermits are sharing their weird playstyles, I think all of us should reveal a slight weird Minecraft playstyle we have!

So I'll start: I'M LEFT-HANDED AND I PLAY WITH THE NUM-PAD!!

So, W is Num8

A is Num4

S is Num5

D is Num6

Jump is Num0

Sprint is NumEnter

Crouch is NumPlus

Inventory is Num7

Drop Item is End

Item Swap With Off-Hand is PageDown

F5 is Home

And also, my Main Hand is set to Left-Hand!

How weird am I?

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cubefan135

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scar no

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Sorry, we'll have to put you on hold