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the stupidest part of iskall's video, however, is that he just admitted to one of the accusations, he just doesn't see anything wrong with it 🤷‍♂️

"private consentual relationship between adults, one of which was with my moderator", as he puts it. this guy really said he was flirting with one of his employees/volunteers and then continued talking (im not sure if he pays his mods or not, but both are equally shitty situations to be in).

he held power over that person, and now he's just proving he's not afraid to wield it. and he thinks he's entitled to it too. "all of this should've been private" OH im sure you would love to continue using your community as personalized tinder.

the definition of a guy who's only upset he got caught. what a fucking asshole

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At work so I can't watch it yet but go watch keralis' video and then leave a POSITIVE comment that has to do with the video. Say how much you like that he's back or that he's playing with xb! Lots of people are leaving harassment and spam in his comments abt the iskall shit. Report those comments as spam and move on.

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iskall's video feels to me as an attempt to garner sympathy and save face, rather than a professional conversation,

doesn't mention what the allegations actually were, a common tactic: not all your viewers know what's going on, so don't inform them, so you don't lose them (i understand being cautious IF he's actually suing/investigating anyone, but i think "i was accused of xyz" is not an incriminating statement);

most of the video is wailing about cancel culture, "they're out to get me! it's a witch hunt!", nobody deserves death threats etc., but most of what said is not informative, more so manipulative imho;

who is investigating who?? im no big city lawyer, but if you went to the police crying "help they're defaming me on the internet", what are they going to do??? i find the story that a lawyer or policeman (💀) is out there investigating these people from other countries most likely, over the internet most likely, over screenshots and googledocs they wrote and posted to their twitter, extremely hard to believe. (it's not news articles they're writing about him, it's TWEETS).

anyways, this video should've been 3 minutes long. "i have been accused of xyz. here is how hermits handled these accusations. here is how VH team handled the situation. here is how it affected my life. due to this, i will be going through an investigation/lawsuit/wtv, which is why i've been inactive." NO MOREEE.

but we need several solid minutes crying about cancel culture otherwise uninformed yt viewers hearing this first time won't take the side of me, innocent little iskall! okay 🤦‍♂️

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the gemful visitor

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From Gem's stream on 15.04.24 'hermitcraft - let's get back to work :D' [1:31:40~].

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Happy 3 years to 3rd life smp!

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omg its past 12 happy birthday hermitcraft

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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life

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idk who it was but someone on this site said hermitcraft is like several different cartoons mushed together and nothing supports that notion more than cyberpunk man, steampunk man, solarpunk woman, fisherman and fisherwoman, Japanese von sway etho, Japanese cyberpunk man, cottage core man and DocM77 living on the same server.

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Okay so I need someone who's better at landscapes and art style replication than I am to hop on this idea. because this man and his alien planet biome and storyline were made for the scavengers reign art style fr

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Okay so I need someone who's better at landscapes and art style replication than I am to hop on this idea. because this man and his alien planet biome and storyline were made for the scavengers reign art style fr

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theres something so funny to me when hermits are talking about redstone and theyre like "and then theres an etho hopper clock here-"

like. of course they use etho hopper clocks, itd be weirder if they actively avoided using it, considering its like. a redstone thingy that is very useful and still works even after all this time, and from what i understand it was like. a pretty big deal in terms of useful things you could do with redstone back when he first made it because it opened up ways to do even more things with redstone

and like for the most part theyve probably been referring to that particular thing as an etho hopper clock for longer than theyve even known etho personally, considering the etho hopper clock predates his joining hermitcraft by at least 1-2 years, and several of the other hermits joining hermitcraft by even more. so of course they still call it that

on a related note, most of them likely had at least heard of etho before meeting him, even if they didnt personally watch him (tho i know some did) since he was an old school minecraft youtuber. like his original season 1 of "lets play minecraft" started when minecraft was so new it hadnt been officially released yet. literally back in minecraft alpha. he was a minecraft youtuber OG

so with those two points taken into consideration it completely makes sense that "etho hopper clock" is something ingrained into the terminology of anyone that does stuff with redstone somewhat regularly. theres no reason it wouldnt be

but when you put it into contrast with like. their actual interactions with etho. it kind of cracks me up???

its like. in my head the vibes are this: imagine building something and being like "okay guys, for this machine we need to use an archimedes screw, which is named of course after its inventor archimedes, a man so genius that to this day he is regarded as one of the most brilliant inventors and mathematicians to ever walk this earth" and then like thirty minutes later you go to a restaurant and you see archimedes, of classic antiquity fame, trying to eat a sandwich but the ingredients keep falling out in increasingly comedic manners. so you of course call him pathetic to his face, and then ask if he wants to try out your new totally-not-a-scam product that you carry on you at all times for opportunities like these. and for some reason he doesnt just say yes, but buys two

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permit office is kinda horror

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mumbo is now addicted to underwater caving and made a comment about how he might be growing gills and i think its legitimately like a single-digit number of hermits left who havent done some sort of haunted-by-the-water bit in an episode yet

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i sit by my window for days, pondering, thinking, when will zedaph come home with the new episode? and he brings the most ridiculous inconvenient time-consuming idea ever.

and i watch and applaud him every time 🫡

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Wettest cat of all time