#but its vidcund

[fleabuki]

‼️tw for sexual themes‼️

this is very obviously a joke btw

i really hope i don't put ppl off with this 😭

[twoleafsimmer]

remember that one post I did about having a vidcund bodypillow?

I'm actually serious lmao it arrived 😭

ITS FULL BODY TOO BTW 😭

(and yes also if anyone is wondering, this has a backside but we don't talk about that here)

[evignonita]

Doodles in traditional that I have made during the last months part two yippee

VITA ALTO FOR MY SHAWTY @shitysimp 😩🙌🙌🙌‼️‼️‼️💖

[coolertheory]

i think i just found the outfit that the developers based vidcund curious' outfit on while going thru pinterest lol

its from a 1991 ralph lauren ad

[thesims2comics]

Lazlo trying to cut some bangs on himself!

[simm-mouse]

Tending your garden while living in the hot ass desert must be exhausting. Good thing you gifted him a cold treat. I think he'd definitely wear those sun hats that you tie under your chin

Also sorry y'all, been unexpectedly busy up until now. I'm working on the rest right now!

[seasonalbeauties]

𝔸𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪

So MCC gladly informed me that Erin was pregnant which was not shocking because Lazlo and her are just insatiable. Vidcund should not be as confused as he is as he has gone through this with Techno however he is under a lot of stress tbf.

[eugeene2hwed]

TECHNICALLY THIS WILL BE A SHITPOST IF YOU KNOW THE SONG OKAY

"You're walking in the woods

There's no one around, and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.

He's following you, about 30 feet back

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

He's gaining on you! 

You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around

He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face!

My god, there's blood everywhere!"

let's hope you can do jiu jitsu

[vidcundcuriousgoth]

My favorite part of the community is how everyone agree that Vidcund is just tall.

[redlenai]

Surprised no one did this ship yet

So I had my Uberhood for the very first time and honestly is so much fun thanks to all the new stuff that happens between Sims. So, for some reason my game has decided that Brandi and Vidcund had chimestry (Turn ons and off are random).

Bro, I can't describe how Vidcund just became the father that stepped up, in the Curious Household he rolled a want to go on a date with Brandi, ok they had their date, rolled to flirt, granted every wish I could and in one evening they were in love. Then when I went to Brandi's house she already rolled the want to get married to Vidcund, I was like "Girl, too fast" and it was like, Beau was still a toddler, Dustin literally got the already expected poor grades, tantrums, throwing up, surviving and selling stuff while doing the best they could.

Of course, as I play she eventually gives birth to her third child, and yes she rolled wants to invite Vidcund home thus they managed to build their relationship even more (And it was hella cute, Vid on his own tried to read to the boys or even if he and Dustin have no interest in sports they watched tv together lol), and after she settled down a bit, they got married.

She is still unemployed yet she makes some money by doing gardening and sewing, she also gets a few prizes now and then when she participates in cooking competitions, Dustin makes money not only by his part-time job in the criminal career but also by painting and sewing stuff, he managed to get an A+ and reached the Top of his Criminal career, has two Scholarships and seems he'll be ready to move to College eventually.

Beau and Theseus get some money by discovering stars or just stuff they do at school besides they have a lemonade stand. Vid had already a promotion back in Strangetown, then another one after moving with the Brokes, he does gardening as well and after rolling a want to go to the Mountains, they all are currently on Three Lakes enjoying their first family vacation

I'm stil trying to get him abducted for even more chaos in their household but it just didn't happen yet.

[fleabuki]

i have another husband now. lincoln broadsheet my beloved

i still love vidcund, but like, dilfs... 🤤🤤🤤

i didn't even know lincoln was middle aged, i honestly thought he was in his 20s until i was told otherwise and started paying more attention to his dialogue. he had started the newspaper 25 YEARS AGO FROM 2004, which would have been 1979, so he is in fact a dilf

small fact, i have been so fixated on him that earlier this week, i literally had trouble falling asleep because i could not stop thinking about him 😭

here have some shitposts of him

[twoleafsimmer]

*sighs*

"*Manhwasifies your Cund*" -my friend @lazyislays

[evignonita]

vidcund: i'm cute

lazlo: i don't know how to cook

pascal: i'm not pregnant

jenny: i hate aliens

lola: i have a dad

chloe: i'm blonde

vidcund: ohh guys why are you lying?

everyone: because you started

[coolertheory]

anyone want my curious family headcanons. yes you do come here. long post warning

VIDCUND

post-psp he becomes the estranged relative that fucks off and disappears. he comes back about 10 years later like… surprise 

in those 10 years i like to think he lived in some apartment in belladonna cove as a horticulturist or something to do with plants

his natural hair is dark brown due to recessive genes or however genetics work idk man

he started dying his hair blonde sometime before he started college to “reinvent himself” but oops! once a loser always a loser. also to fit in more with his family

besides circe and his brothers his only friend in school was the librarian. they were on first name basis

everything about his life is just profoundly Sad and Pathetic. look up the price is right losing horn sound effect his whole life can be summed up with that

his wardrobe is stuck in the 1970s and only wears warm tones

had a really close relationship with his mom. slight daddy issues

extreeeeme perfectionism. probably wont even do anything if he know the outcome isn’t going to turn out well

secretly jealous of his siblings for various reasons but will he ever admit that? fuck no

JENNY

jenny is actually just a nickname, her full name is genevieve! i feel it fits in more with how her other brothers are named 

also her green eyes are actually eye contacts, her natural eye color is brown. all the curiouses have shitty vision

was good friends with lyla grunt in high school

dropped out of college after finding out she was gonna have johnny

had him without the rest of the family knowing, they just assumed she was busy with her nursing degree and only had time to call instead of visit

her favorite song is our house (the one by graham nash) she hums it a lot!

oh trust me shes a huge fucking nerd just like the rest of her family. was very apparent when she was in school but after college you’d have to really get to know her to know that

puzzle enthusiast of all kinds. (crosswords, jigsaw, sudoku etc)

was the photographer/spread designer for the yearbook committee

adds a smiley face at the end of all her messages :-) just like me fr

PASCAL

he had a pet lizard that he got when he was 8. her name was eunice and he took her everywhere. to the dismay of literally everyone

his childhood dream? to become a mailman. 

sparkling water enjoyer…

most definitely becomes a pta parent when tycho starts going to school. also chaperones for all of his field trips

proud member of the neighborhood watch. which contains literally only 2 other people 

favorite genre of music is songs that sound like if you just spammed the auto predicted words on the keyboard over and over again (stuff is way by they might be giants, once in a lifetime by talking heads, yaknow)

in his free time hes always on some forums about obscure topics. sorry to say this but he’d probably be a redditor

somehow ended up on a gameshow once. didn’t win anything though. he thinks being on it is the crowning achievement of his lifetime 

his car looks like this 

LAZLO

his favorite movie is bill and ted’s excellent adventure (i promise my profile+pinned has no influence on this what do you mean guys hahahaah) and the other quintessential stoner movies 

because of his high cooking skill and scientist career, his career ends up being in the field of molecular gastronomy. food science, baby!

shared a room with vidcund before jenny moved out for college

oh in middle school he absolutely had that like, that gelled spiky porcupine looking hair that boys had in the 90s-early 2000s

i feel like he’d be the perpetrator of some in-universe version of an early 2000s meme in the same vein as none pizza with left beef or operation baja blast

speaking of baja blast. his favorite fast food chain is taco bell. 

favorite mode of transportation? rollerblading. 

collects novelty mugs

one of those guys that can solve a rubix cube in under 10 seconds

MISC

the smith family house is actually the curious family’s childhood home

they all have matching “C” middle names:  jenny celeste curious, pascal calliope curious, vidcund cecil curious, & lazlo caelum curious. vaguely space related except for cecil i just liked how it sounded

they’re mixed white/filipino from kitty and glarn respectively ;-)

okok this is a general headcanon but. i like to strangetown “takes place” in 2008, because my timeline is:

base game [2008] -> psp [2008-2009] -> strangerville [2018-2019]

anyways this is relevant because birthday headcanons! i havent come up with actual dates but... jenny (1968), chloe & lola (1972), pascal (1974), vidcund (1976), lazlo (1980)

yes chloe & lola are 3 years younger than jenny but i like to think aliens age really slowly so they still look like they’re young adults  

[sims2veronaville]

closer ups of my current oasis dorm residents :)

aldric was rocking out & i didnt want to interrupt him but he basically looks just like almeric.

[socialbunny]

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