#cundposting

[fleabuki]

what if i said it's still growing

i swear, one day i'll end up having like 5k photos of him on my phone, i can sense it

[goodgriefbroletmepickausername]

i can only function from 11 pm - 5:30 am 😔💔

[eugeene2hwed]

have you thought my brainrot was over? well you were wrong

"my promised heaven, why are you silent, beckoning me with the height?

my promised heaven, it's not easy to stand here before you, so hear me out"

[thesims2comics]

[kaleiphant]

Butterfly meme: Is this cundposting?

[disjecta-membras]

watching south park and,.. why is he here?

[tanicsims2]

i can’t stop thinking about cund museum

[twoleafsimmer]

New pets in the house

catboy Vidcund moment + my new fav sim pet in sims 4

thought i'd post some of my gameplay here specially since this is technically a cundposting content so here u go~

[fleabuki]

i love you vidcund curious from the hit game the sims 2 on pc

im very normal

also we got married last night yippie !!!

the quality is bad because it was like almost 12am and i had no internet so i couldn't transfer any photos or anything to my phone

[fleabuki]

im definitely eating him if yk what i mean 😝🤞

I love that Vidcund in this community is seen as something that can only be taken out and eaten when no one is home.

[goodgriefbroletmepickausername]

i didn’t forget about you guys i promise 😭🫡❤️

[eugeene2hwed]

Me and @twoleafsimmer have the coolest pet ever

he has already learned how to sit and complain (very cute) (he is absolutely NOT tied to the chair)

[zoomzooomfast]

Its Cundposting time

Because Vidcund is like my least favorite Curious sibling across the six of them so... time to give him hella middle child syndrome

-MIDDLE CHILD if there ever was a middle child, him and Pascal are only a year apart but Vidcund was often forgotten about when put next to Pascal

-Vidcund is 4 years older than Lazlo so his time as the baby was very short-lived

-Bottle blonde, Jenny started to bleach her hair when she was 14 and even though Vidcund was only 8 he wanted to bleach his hair too. So she started to bleach his hair, They both never stopped.

- Kitty forgot him in Sears all the time. She would be halfway home when one of her kids would point out they didn't have Vidcund

-Vidcund fought with Lazlo constantly. Vid would lock Lazlo out of the house when it was just the two of them as kids(then into there 20s) and Lazlo would have to wait for Jenny or Pascal to let him back in after they got back from there after school jobs and clubs

-Is the only one who can keep a plant alive, He's really good at keeping them alive too. Vid has a plant maintenance schedule

-Has had a fuckass hair cut from day one, he just styled it different as he got older

-Has like Ph.D. in Botany

-Chronically bitchless

-He is on the bisexual struggle bus where he's still into his ex-girlfriend from 15 years ago but also down bad for her Husband, but it just manifest into hatred instead of a trio relationship(Unlike the chad Ripp Grunt)

-I always have him get abducted to have an alien baby, I like him to have a daughter that I name Vesta. And she is the only thing in his life that makes him not a fail girl

-Vesta is the best Sims child I think to ever exist. Because of that Vidcund makes sure that Loki Beaker and his black eye kids twins know that Vesta is better than them

-Pascal and Vidcund are lab buddies at work in a do not separate way, So they are always on the same project

-Once Lola and Chole start being invited to Curious sibling activities, Vidcund and Lola get really close

-Vidcund only lets Lola babysit Vesta when given the option. When not he leaves her with Ophelia and Johnny, and if worst comes to worst he leaves her with Lazlo with a 10 page pamphlet

-doesn't believe in owning a car

[disjecta-membras]

the famous tumblr sexyman, vidcund curious

[tanicsims2]

do you have any erincund hcs 👀

omg so glad you asked cus YES I ABSOLUTELY DO

some of them i’ve shared across discord servers but i figured it would make sense to cundpile compile everything here too

here are some erincund hcs ehehehe

- they met when vidcund was visiting chloe and lola (they’d only just found out they were siblings and wanted to get to know one another in my hc). erin walked into the living room where they all were and was absolutely transfixed by his cundiness. after vidcund left she joked to chloe all like ‘oh i didn’t know guys like him were your type’ and chloe is disgusted like ‘eww no he’s my BROTHER’ so erin’s just like ‘...is your brother single?’

- i like to project onto imagine erin is bisexual so she is the bisexual woman stereotype: absolutely stellar taste in women, and the most questionable taste in men. just like circe (and me fr). so to erin, vidcund is like. The Dream Questionable Man

- vidcund with his one (1) whole outgoing point was really awkward and shy around erin for the longest time. erin’s not too outgoing herself (especially considering she’s a popularity sim) so she also turns to jelly around vidcund to begin with looooool. she also takes charge for social stuff, i.e. ordering at restaurants

- vidcund has absolutely no idea erin is loki’s sister when they first meet. he just figures beaker is a really common surname back in aurora skies

- they are both too nervous to confess because they both think ‘why would they like me?’ vidcund can’t understand why such a beautiful, intelligent woman would see anything in him and erin worries vidcund won’t take her seriously

- erin thinks vidcund is the absolute funniest person on the planet and hypes up all his jokes. she’d love his standup comedy act x

- vidcund is a light sleeper and an early bird. erin is a heavy sleeper and prefers sleeping in late. Hilarity Ensues

- erin can’t stand the desert heat at all and needs a fan blowing on her to sleep with every night. vidcund is more used to the heat. so they get two separate blankets - one’s thinner for erin and the other is just. normal idk how to describe blankets i’m not a blanket expert

- erin is vegetarian/vegan and so vidcund decides to adopt a vegetarian diet too :)

- their idea of a perfect date is watching nature documentaries and stargazing

- their first kiss happened cus vidcund was rambling about plants and Stuff and erin was like omg.... i wanna kiss you so much rn........ and vidcund’s like why? to shut me up? cus that’s how he had his first kiss with circe lol. and erin’s so horrified that he would think that cus she loves hearing him talk about things he’s passionate about

- erin is super affectionate and likes PDA. vidcund does not and erin respects that. but when it’s just the two of them he does enjoy being held by her :)))

- vidcund uses pet names for erin like ‘darling’ and ‘dear’ and erin loves it BUT her ultimate favourite pet name to be called is princess. at first vidcund is all ‘no i can’t call you that it’s embarrassinggggg’ but one day he calls her princess and he realises it makes her Very Happy

- erin really loves just sitting with vidcund and watching him work on lab reports. sometimes she even helps cus she’s Smart

- erin never wants vidcund to shave or cut his hair lol

- and finally i just love. the idea of erin watching vidcund being cute with tycho and it makes her all broody so they talk about having children and ultimately decide vidcund should get abducted so they can have an alien baby together!!!!!!!!!!!

[fleabuki]

sims 2 memes n shitposts part 6, but it's mostly vidcund

can you tell i love him