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I know that it's pretty revolutionary that the Silo fridges George Wilkinson for Juliette's womanpain but I actually hate it because I really feel like she didn't need that and it's so constantly about him and also her chemistry with him is nonexistent.
#and dude - her american accent is....terrible. i can do better.#i dont know ehy i notice it so much or why it bothers me sometimes#shouldnt really matter tbh#but its an AMERICAN STORY#the silo is AMERICAN#the silo#anyway episode 6 is the worst#do vaguely remember her alienating paul billings i remember something about a syndrome#but why the fuk did she plant it...i mean. its an artifact. she was trying to get a relic search going so she could follow up on georgelead#?#the whole thing with his ex and im just like....this i dont care about this. also this is not my ship. also#they shouldbe like idk 28#not 37#or idk33#my stuff#vidi#ignore me i dont remember this whole bit from the book at all anyway#all i remember is she gets in trouble...
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When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot
#Beloved Grunkles you will never die <3#They're speaking to a like 50-60 year old Dipper and Mabel. The former of which is just... So done#I'm certain this has been done before and goddamn its such a fun concept! They change their story every time! They never die!#Also love dennys memes because as someone who is not american to me it is a mythical location that only exists to have fistfights behind it#Gravity Falls#Sea Grunks#Fan art#Stanley Pines#Stanford Pines#Grunkle Stan#Grunkle Ford#Ford Pines#Stan Pines#Post canon#Fanart#GF Fanart#Artists on Tumblr#My art
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in the nicest and most non-confrontational way possible. i feel like some of you think that anything that isn't directly openly spelled out for you within a story is "missed potential" or "unexplored." like. sometimes there are implied narratives. sometimes the point is that you as the reader are supposed to think and draw your own conclusions and participate in the story. the writers not directly spelling every little detail out for you doesn't mean that the story is poorly written or missed its own plot details somehow. PLEASE.
#if i get one more comment referring to zelda's draconification as wasted potential im going to lose it for real#that's not unexplored potential that is THE ENTIRE STORY. JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH IT DOESNT MEAN ITS NOT THERE#i get this all the time with just like. link's trauma in general too.#like people will ask me 'do you think they should explore link's trauma more' and im like. they do#that's what the games are about. it's all there. they just don't directly state that that's what they're doing because theyre expecting you#as a reader to ENGAGE WITH THE DAMN TEXT BEYOND SURFACE LEVEL. UGHHHHHHH#WHATEVER. whatever#like i feel like some of you would read the great gatsby and be like#'there was a lot of missed potential to talk about the failure of the american dream' GIRL IT'S RIGHT THERE. JUST THINK A LITTLE#personal#and yeah obviously its not that deep its a video game but like. i am not making shit up when i write my comics and analysis.#I AM ENGAGING WITH THE TEXT. AS IS GENERALLY EXPECTED OF A READER#ugh ok whatever. im done now sorry
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#house md#gregory house#james wilson#eric foreman#alison cameron#screencap#s01e21 “Three Stories”#long post#longpost#great line great scene great episode#if im feeling normal abt three stories its not me#wilson curious abt “white light” again#mb part of the reason hes hangs w house#bro is always so close with death#and i think there is more science on it by now not sure how conclusive tho#btw house never waivers on his atheism no matter how many times show tries to shake that#its interesting#that the show keeps trying to challenge him i mean#very american
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Gay Cheerleaders AU
Y'all knew it was coming.
I'm thinking Lena would be the... third(?) year veteran, who is a legacy. Her mom Lillian was also a cheerleader, and then became the head honcho in charge of the cheerleading division. Lena grew up with the expectation of eventually joining the organization as a dancer, and naturally becomes a group leader (the youngest 1st group leader in the history of the organization?) through her sense of responsibility, magnetism, and compassion, even if she remains a little distant-- she doesn't share her whole self with the team, as she's constantly aware of needing to present the image of a perfect cheerleader, a perfect leader.
Kara would be the rookie, immediately awed by Lena's performance during tryouts. She's not in Lena's group, but her own group leader faces some... personality challenges, lets say, that have Kara taking on more of a responsibility than would normally be allocated to a first year dancer.
But when Kara and Lena end up bumping into each other in the studio for some solo practice, they agree to share the space and work together. Of course they end up bonding, and those practices lead to coffees, lunches, some movie nights.
They eventually become the darlings of the team, inseperably so. Young fans try to catch glimpses of them standing together on the sidelines, loving to see Kara acting herself (aka goofy) and seeing Lena laughing in response. Behind the scenes they become romantically and sexually involved, but they keep it hidden because while it's not explicitly forbidden, they do cheer for a very conservative state, and they know it would impact not only their squad but the team overall.
In their day jobs, Lena is a children's dance teacher-- she wants to do more, but Lillian wants it for the community-service image it presents. Kara would be a fitness trainer I think, something lucrative but flexible and reflective of her athletic and exuberant nature whereas Lena is a bit more reserved.
Kara and Lena span multiple seasons/classes, and in the off season Lena pops up on Kara's instagram a little bit here and there, which only fuels the quiet online rumors about them. Like, the people who clock them are also queer in a conservative region of the country, so it's not a mass pop-culture phenomenon-- yet.
That all changes when one night Lena is grabbed inappropriately by a cameraman or other stadium employee, and can't manage to extricate herself despite her obvious and vocal discomfort. Kara sees red. She slugs the man right across the jaw with a proper right hook. The cameras had only just started to pan over to Lena's commotion and catches the exact moment Kara lunges for him and spins Lena out of his reach.
Kara is the champion/brute of the moment, depending on who's talking. Some laud her for both her protectiveness of her teammate and her technique, while others condemn her for unladylike vigilantism. Why didn't she let the security team deal with it, she serves a role model for young girls what is she teaching them the thug life?
Most importantly-- and most dire, perhaps-- is that it clues Lillian into the deeper nature of their relationship. She corners Lena, and interrogates her as Lena tries and tries to deflect. Lillian all but tells her that she'll be watching Lena through a microscope, and terrifies Lena to the point she breaks up with Kara in an attempt to protect her tenure with the organization.
Kara doesn't really care about all that, but when Lena says it's what she wants, she respects that. Until the team goes to the superbowl, and in the height of emotions at the winning touchdown, Lena forgets herself and throws her arms around Kara's neck and kisses her.
She's stunned at herself, horrified even, but before she can even try to apologize Kara recovers and kisses her again, this time long and slow. The cameras not on the players or stadium stands are focused on them, and the next day and weeks they are the only ones anyone can talk about, for better or worse.
Lillian uses Lena's next year, her fifth and final, as leverage. Apologize publicly for her lapse in judgement, confirm it was only ever friendship, condemn Kara for assault-- or she's out.
Lena listens calmly, then smoothly rises.
"Then I'm out."
She walks out without a second glance.
#supercorp#gay cheerleaders au#american football cheerleading is bizarre#but interesting#obvs this story would also be a commentary on the harm the industry does to its girls#and lena walking away would be a huge victory on so many level#inspired/informed by the dallas cowboys cheeleader documentary on netflix
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captain hook and peter pan's shadow
okay so hear me out. I had a weird dream a few months back about hook suddenly waking up on a ship and everyone else is dead. decaying. dismembered and disassembled. for some reason, the blood on the floors is still wet. an absolute nightmare of a time. the only other person in neverland who isn't a corpse is the shadow of peter pan, who, over time, has slowly come into form as a vaguely fashionable adult since there's nothing tying it to the body of a youth that refuses to grow up (since he was originally nothing but a shadow, he will remain forever shadowless tho)
('One day, Peter decided he didn't need a shadow, that it was more fun to sneak up on people without giving them a chance to notice, and I was left to do whatever I wanted. Eventually I started to care, to feel, and from there I became what I am now.')
it was. some kind of murder mystery, where it's very clearly peter who committed the murders, but hook and the shadow go about trying to figure out the events leading up to it. as one does!
#anyway if it was not clear. brom's peter had a huge visual influence on me as a teenager. and i also enjoyed american mcgee's alice#drawing tag#im obsessed with peter pan ngl i read academic texts and journals abt the narrative for fun#its just fun to read about. and also the original texts and stories are fun to read too
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jeeves and wooster comic i started making ages ago and never finished snf snf
#sorry i dont have the energy to recall which story this is from atm but its from one of the books#thats bertie and jeeves and his american poet friend or whoever#id love to go back to this sometime and do like. the entire short story#but i seriously have no idea when that will ever be possible hehe one day#jeeves and wooster#pg wodehouse#bertie wooster#reginald jeeves#jooster#art#fanart#comic
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american girl doll story conflicts these days be like "this girl has a supportive family and best friend and expensive hobby......BUT can she do her hobby AND another hobby?? and can she. Shine?? 🤔"
#syd squeaks#i know im always so negative about ag but im actually so tired of this#its not like every goty story was this masterpiece but man. everything is so samey now#american girl#ag#american girl doll
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the lomllll <33333
#i want her so bad#I LOVE TAISSAAAA#AND I <3 WOMEN#SHE CAN JUGGLE YALL#im so gay for her its crazy#i think if i saw her irl id actually just die on spot#shes so gorg#taissa farmiga#american horror story#ahs fandom#ahs#ahs coven#zoe benson#ahs murderhouse#violet harmon#ahs roanoke#sophie green#girlblogging#girlhood#tiffysdeath
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Ursula K. Le Guin, interview with Brian Attebery (2007)
#this isnt really. prompted by anything in the context of the interview#she talks about how its difficult to understand stories across a cultural gap (specifically white people and native american stories)#but 'you can translate them into meanings but it is a translation'#and the interviewer just says 'right' and then she drops this. okay.#mine
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the day people start depicting sebastian as the goth/punk baddie he is in modern aus is the day the angels will get their wings back
#like yea its probably out of character because this guy would be a tory but LOOK AT HIMMMM#like im talking piercings and tattoos galore#on that note i see so many non british people depict him to be american for some reason like NO#it's a MODERN au so he's going to be in MODERN britain#tbh i don't like modern aus much because 90% of character and story dynamics in kuro rely on the time period#so if you put sebastian in modern day london it's not really that interesting#rip sebastian you would've loved waitrose#but for the love of god please make him a goth baddie idc if it's innacurate to his character#it's accurate to his character design just look at that fuck ass hair#kuroshitsuji#kuroshitpost#black butler#sebastian michaelis
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REBLOG FOR MORE VOTES!!!!
#supernatural#spn#bbc sherlock#sherlockbbc#dr who#star trek#the office#steve carrell#its always sunny in philadelphia#its always sunny in philly#danny devito#hannibal#hannigram#brooklyn nine nine#buffy the vampire slayer#seinfeld#jerry seinfeld#american horror story#actual poll#poll#tumblr polls#random polls#not a poll#poll time#my polls#polls#a poll a day#bro missed everything#i am bro#someone help me pick pls 😭
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favorite ahs characters <3
1st row L->R: James March, Elsa Mars, Jimmy Darling
2nd row L->R: Moira O'Hara, Tate Langdon, Dandy Mott
3rd row L->R: Michael Langdon, Misty Day, Kai Anderson
#american horror story#ahs fandom#evan peters#cody fern#lily rabe#alexandra breckenridge#jessica lange#finn wittrock#heavy emphasis on evan peters#i love evan peters#hes so silly#marry me pls#savs saps#ahs hotel#ahs murder house#ahs coven#ahs freakshow#ahs apocalypse#guess my favorite character#hint its tate#anyways
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Swiss ghoul in 80s style clothes...
Swiss ghoul in short shorts and a cropped tank top...
Swiss ghoul with sweatbands, chunky socks, and aviators...
#im watching american horror story: 1984 and i basically want him to dress like xavier#its all i can think about
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I keep getting into obsecure fandoms that barely anyone knows exist every week, at the rate it is in its pretty concerning for me
#i am not okay#I swear like how do i keep finding new fandoms#its pretty concerning#I mean athleast the storys are good#american arcadia#good pizza great pizza#shovelware studios
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Note: Posting because i kinda like it atm and while I'm not happy with it I'm trying-
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"We deserve a good story before we get too fuckin' pissed to walk straight," Johnny whined.
"Couldn't walk straight even if we held your 'and while sober, MacTavish. I got one, but mnot gonna repeat it after this. Got it?" Ghost stared at Gaz and Soap who gave him a mock salute before leaning on closer to their lieutenant.
"Couple years into the start of 141, was just me n' Price, you and Gaz hadn’t even been born yet- We got sent to some base in Colorado...Colorado or somewhere around there. It doesn't matter. We were doing some glorified hide and seek for a training exercise. Easy enough, good at hidin'." Ghost paused, taking another sip of his glass of whiskey.
"People forget to look up. Holed myself up in some sturdy tree, held my weight, and kept me out of sight. Probably too well. Had groups of hunting parties pass me looking for others.
"Still, no one ever looked up. Got a few good hours of peace and fucking quiet up there. Even had a book with me. Dime novel or some shit I picked outta the trash. It was nice for a shit training exercise. Until the sun started setting, that's when more of the nocturnal beasts came out.
"So color me surprised when a half-decent buck bursts out of the bush and slams head-first into my tree. Horns don't stick, doesn't care, it backs up and does the same thing. Over and over. I've seen heads splatter, I've done the splattering. I don't understand what it was trying to do because it kept going until brain matter splattered against the tree and an eyeball popped under the pressure.
"Then it stopped. Not stopped 'cause it died, not just stopped and stood there before sniffing the ground. I had been holding my breath the whole time. Don't know why, everything told me this was wrong and that I needed to shut up and stay still. But eventually, it stopped sniffin' and twisted its damn fucking broken neck to look up. It was quiet but clear, not like anything else was moving anymore not even the wind, and whispered "I know you're there", then ran off.
“I stayed in that tree the whole night. Pissed myself too. Didn't care. I wasn't coming down or moving unless someone or thing dragged me down. They found me there in the morning. Thought I froze to death.
"They had to get Price to get me to come down from my spot. Wouldn't say a word to them, which didn't help my situation. They thought I was 'avin an 'episode', went crazy during the training event, and killed something or maybe even someone from the mess they found around my tree. Who was going to believe that I watched the deer do it to itself? So I kept quiet as Price and the others escorted me back to base. Never found it. But no one ever said anything about it seeing as how I was clean of blood."
Gaz and Soap turned to their Captain, eyes weary and expectant. Price huffed, shaking his head. "Yeah, I remember. We had searched for this twat almost all night before some private found'em. He thought it was weird, the tree, and looked up to investigate and came face to face with Ghost's blank stare under his hard plate skull mask. We had two sets of pissed pants after that. When Ghost wouldn't talk about why his hiding place was a fucking mess of bone and meat he had mandatory psych evals for the next month."
#tf 141#taskforce 141#captain john price#john price#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#call of duty modern warfare#Got inspired while listening to Wartime Stories on spotify at work#Price tells them a story before those basically about how he ghost and some others were fucking booking it through the desert to get to eva#had an american ghost soldier join their run and price and ghost noticed because the rhythm in the pace they were running at changed#still not rlly happy with this sorry if its messy#note: WHY AM I SO INCONSISTENT WHEN WRITING SPEECH PATTERRRNNNSSSS
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