#but it's so funny i love being mentally ill

[bamboozledcorvid]

HOUSE MD HEADCANONS

(Mainly about Chase tho, and in the first few seasons cause I love the og group)

- Chase and House both love working with kids, their easier to talk to and they don’t lie as much.

- Foreman HATES working with kids, they’re loud, they’re messy, they’re hyper, they’re annoying.

- Chase hates the jokes made about his dad or his upbringing but doesn’t want to seem overdramatic so doesn’t say anything.

- Foreman and Chase frequently have religious debates (Chase chose religion/Foreman was raised religious) both of them have a love/hate relationship with it.

- Chase is really understanding and patient with children and the mentally ill, he is incredibly short tempered with everyone else.

- Cameron, Chase and Foreman all keep their apartments spotless for different reasons (Cameron’s a neat freak, Chase is a snob, Foreman’s just really well organised).

- Cameron will sometimes buy small things for the others if it reminds her of them or if she thinks they’ll like it.

- Chase reads encyclopaedias for fun.

- they all insist on the Dr. Title; Foreman, Cuddy and House cause they earned it, Wilson and Cameron cause they love their jobs and like people to know, Chase cause he doesn’t like being called Mr. (Trans chase propaganda).

- Wilson and House are both bisexual and waiting on the other one to make the first move.

- Chase definitely experimented with men and liked it but he’s also a whore and likes just about anyone.

- he also definitely experimented with some freaky stuff whilst dating that one banker girl, he also definitely liked it.

- sometimes house just makes things up about one of the doctors to the other two cause he thinks it’s funny that they believe him.

- Cameron likes to see how many outrageous jokes and comments she can get away with before one of them questions her.

- Chase is autistic in the overly loyal, gullible, black and white, rule following way.

- House is autistic in the curious, over thinking, superiority complex, ‘rules are made up’ way.

- Cameron is also autistic but masks a lot better than house, who doesn’t mask, and Chase, who tries to and fails.

- Cameron is “straight” cause she doesn’t want to admit to anyone else that she’s bisexual, she’s “bisexual” cause she doesn’t want to admit to herself that she’s gay.

- Chase believed in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy until a concerningly high age (like 14-16).

[fewsystemsinonebody]

list by host as they made me do it lol:

Albert - he's funny and adorable, he reminds me that I can be childish no matter of the age

April - that he isn't a walking stereotype of goth (not that I dislike them but he doesn't let himself be put into a box)

Arnie - a lot of fun memories with him, he was always so helpful and I wish we were closer again but we try

Benji - he's so appreciative and full of surprises, also he's adorable as a dog

Brie - I know I can count on him no matter of his mental state, I wish I could support him more, he's a great big brother figure, he's also a walking meme and a complex person that deserves the best, I adore him

Brandon - it's hard to put into words but I just enjoy his presence and can't imagine our system without him

Dave - he's sometimes annoying, not in a bad way, but I know we have him on our side

Gru - because he's carefree, sometimes I'm jealous of him even if I want him to understand things more but then he goes sad and I'm worried...

Hakan - golden heart despite of people thinking he's a monster

Jack - my best mate twin that is always therer for me to hug the sadness outta me and spend time together

Jacob - he changed so much, I'm proud of him even if he falls sometime

Jimmy - my precious lil bro, he is such a prankster but it breaks my heart whenever he cries, he's very smart too despite of being one of the youngest of us

Jerry - he's no show off besides when he doesn't bite his tongue before saying whatever comes to his mind out loud lol but I see his silent help... thank you

Lio - the first one to fight for us on dc servers haha, became such a sunshine after a storm, love him singing as he makes funny faces every single time making me laugh

Lu - he finds himself a bad guy but I'm thankful for his chaotic nature saving us more than once, you don't have to be perfect <3

Marcel - sorry to say that but... you're a child in a big man and I know you wanna be seen as mature but I see you, you're trying your best even if sometimes you can't force yourself to act on something

Monty - the fact you always are in control even if you're not, I know he's overworked and I wish he rest more but if not him we would suffer a lot in the inner world

Nat - I know he's blaming himself for failing so many times and going against me but he forgets to see how many times he was there for me even if for minor things, especially when my dad fallen ill, I love you forever

Red - thanks to him we are more safe and I also would like him to enjoy life more as he seems interesting and hardworking

Pink - you're not ashamed, I know, you're also assertive and teach me to feel less guilty, I fought for you and always will hopefully

Marco - you quickly became a big part of our brain, at first such a grump but now you're so lovely like an uncle to me, I know that even if we disagree you are trying to protect us

Five - right hand of Marco, he can dominate him and take care of him despite of being so small, I'm glad Marco has someone who supports him all the way!

Nin - I know he means well, he's trying to do the best he can

Caspian - you're not a curse, I don't know you well but I saw you being a rebel, thinking for yourself and understanding too as you're open minded, you are such a good boy :D

Koda Nova - sun to the Nin's moon, light definitely

Bonny, Afsan and Mico - incredible trio, hard to explain maybe but you definitely won the place among us

Soprano - I brought you back because you took us away from therapist, you made us stand up for ourselves, you said "fuck the reputation" just for me to not fuse against my will, forever grateful, you're also not a bore ;)

Bronco - I know you think you're just a copy of Greg but I know you're so much more, you have to find out, take your time

Maylo - I forgive you, I know you have such a great responsibility from such a young age but you dropped everything and went against everything just to protect your favorite family, you're my father figure, dad no. 2 and I don't want you to leave again, missed you for months

Greg - you always make me laugh, world is empty without you here, your low loud noise when you sing Sanah and when you are here with me when I am scared of you know what, Brie needs you - don't leave again, ok?

Szymon - you're not just an anxiety, clumsiness nor gossip, you're a survivor, you're intelligent and you're very brave

Ursus - no idea who you are yet that much but I find you a cool character for sure hah

Bartek - I know you hate when someone says you're an anger holder, even now, but I want you to know it's not all you are but I'm still glad you can be at times as we have to finally be sometimes

Maciej - saved you today, look how much you've done good things in one day, I think you will prove your worth even more in the future, don't waste your chance as I would be sad to see you go :(

Key - you don't have to survive everything, I'm impressed but I know how hard it is, let's enjoy life a bit more too, alright?

Deer - you're one of the most optimistic ones, recently if not you it would end up really poorly for us, thx for helping me and Brie and you're also such a good writer like Nat and Brie

Nikita - my little pony, I wanna see you smile, I like you being here

Adam - despite of how you act sometimes you're one of the biggest heroes I knew, always ready to help/save/take care of others

Cyprian - because you're so extreme sometimes it reminds me we have rights and will always have each other's backs

Jeff - I know you're pseudomemories are complicated but I don't find you egoistic, I'm glad you are finally thinking about yourself putting yourself first and yet still care about others instead of stomping on them, I know it's super hard for you and you wanna hurt yourself but you hurt us with it too, don't take away my guilt on yourself so much

Ryszard - you're a fighter and a lover

Why - every version of you is great

Dagmar - we still need you even if you're so complicated

John - from the moment you appeared I had mixed feelings about you but you became such a memorable persona I think it would tear a huge part of us if you were gone, I slowly learn to love myself because of you, thanks

Topielec - you're such a good guy for so much you've been through and it reminds me this is who we are alltogether, we deserve better

Snow - you just appeared but I'm not scared of you, I get it man, take your time

question suggestion

what is one thing you like about each headmate? don’t have to answer for every headmate, answer in the way you’re most comfortable with. just some plural positivity :]

question 79:

[darling-child-tisarwat]

Mech post went over well so here’s some notes from the actual project:

Basically it’s an American setting where every state has a giant mech that battle each other in areas like it’s american football. I think this is funny because i’m american and hate american football.

Central conceit here is the main stories are romcoms happening in the background of giant mech battles. the mechs are set dressing (mostly). Anyway here’s how most of the characters break down:

Hierarchy

Mech Owners - Usually a bunch of rich assholes. Sometimes also the mech pilot but usually not. Often have no redeeming qualities and commit the sin of being Boring even though they have so much money. For my own sanity these are funny cartoon level rich people not elon level shit because i cannot take peter thiel owning a mech or whatever.

Pilots - superstar level celebrities who are usually a bunch of moderately well-paid assholes. Some of them are fine but there’s something fundamentally insane about becoming a mech pilot. Not because of any evangelion type shit but more due to the fact that this is set in America and they are Americans. It’s like putting one of those dudes with an F-350 truck with double wheels into a fucking gundam. Google it non-USians. Often disconnected from reality or very simple goals. Unfortunately they are often also hot and/or gay. Very, very rarely one is extremely intelligent and a real fucking problem.

Admin - These are people you assume are boring because they fill out paperwork and work on marketing and insurance and shit for the mech teams but they are often as batshit insane as the pilots, but in the other direction. Many of them are secretly funneling money or influence in or out of different mech teams, as well as often sleeping with pilots. Usually nobody gets killed over the money or sleeping around but like, it has happened before. There’s like one lady in Accounts Payable who’s genuinely a nice person. Nobody knows why and assumes it’s a front but she’s actually just like that.

Pit - Actually normal people for the most part and by normal i mean underpaid well-meaning people with the usual level of mental illnesses and gayness. Do most of the work to actually keep mech running, barely get recognition outside of a very niche fanbase. Some have aspirations to become pilots, but are sane enough not to try.

Comms - This is the Houston of We Have a Problem. More underpaid mostly normal people who sit for 12 hours in front of 4 screens and direct traffic or logistics. So thoroughly into the interpersonal lives of the mech pilots that they treat that like the sport more than the actual matches. Parasocial relationships are common as they are often in Pilot’s ears but are rarely treated like actual people by them. Sometimes will take out sexual frustrations on each other, usually to questionable results.

Clean Up Detail - Crews responsible for cleaning mech debris and arenas after a match. Underpaid and under-appreciated but most genuinely like the job and build cool shit out of the scraps and debris like art and simple small mechs. They do it for the love of the Game.

[adamanteine]

i love me and my other original lore based ocs mutuals because all we do is go insane while talking about our lore that cannot be captured in words no matter what and look at everyone like this

[courtmartialme]

woag .. otp

[molotovmetro]

The 141 + König with a s/o who goes non-verbal

Tiny disclaimer: im autistic and have moments of being non verbal during breakdowns etc, so this is based mostly off of my own experience, but if anyone feels like ive said inaccurate or offensive things, please let me know as that would never be my intention. The way I've written this suggests this is a negative feeling (, since thats how i experience it) but I understand that might not be the same for everyone. For some people this might just be a daily or

Requested by @apocalypticseagull

Warnings: mentions of stress and the slightest hint at possible injury, besides that nothing I can think of

M!reader

Ghost

Ghost relates to you. While he wouldn't claim his experience is the same, he gets moments of overstimulation where he wants everyone to leave him alone, and will just stop reacting to people.

When he feels like this, he prefers to sit in his room, either completely in the dark or with only a small lamp on, and have as little noise around him as possible.

If you're in a stress situation, not knowing what else to do to help you, that's what he'll resort to.

He'll take you into either his room or yours, whichever you would prefer, and holds you while letting you get away from all the triggers for a bit. Unless you're dealing with life or death situations, whatever work you have left for the day can wait. Your wellbeing always comes first.

Soap

Soap is a lot more observant than people give him credit for. He's the king of avoiding stressful situations for you whenever he can.

But alas, he can't avoid it every time. Whether you start saying less and less as the minutes go on, or just stop talking suddenly, he notices immediately.

Not that he'd be quick to admit it, but he's got a written list of everything you like, even if it's just something you mentioned in passing. He absutely will use this list to do whatever he can to make you smile and relieve some of your stress.

He'll make sure to find a way to still communicate that both of you are comfortable with. He'll happily lend you his journal to write in, or he'll ask Roach for some lessons in sign language. He'd break his back bending over backwards to make you comfortable if he had to.

Gaz

No matter how often it happens, Gaz still feels a jolt of panic whenever you don't respond over coms when you're on a mission. He almost sags in relief as soon as he hears you hum, or even just hears the crackly static of you pushing your radio's button.

He knows you're a talented soldier and you're more than capable of handling yourself, he still prefers to be near you at all times. What if something happens and you can't tell him? You could be in trouble without him even knowing. He'll, just knowing you're stressed is making him want to reach for you.

He likes his job, likes helping people and ridding the world of danger, but his favourite part of every mission is when you're sitting in the exfil helo after a good mission, and you give him that wide smile he's been waiting hours, if not days to see.

Price

You and Price have been working together for so long, you both know the drill. When he starts to notice you going quiet, he makes sure he only asks yes or no questions. On your side; one click of your radio button for no, two for yes. Throw in some improvised morse code when necessary, and you've got a solid communications system.

Having this system is also a huge bonus during stealth missions, when he can't talk freely without risking being spotted.

He loves hearing your voice, but he doesn't treat you any differently when you can't talk. He'll support you in whatever way you need, without making it feel like he's babying you.

The two of you are a well oiled machine. No matter how stressful the situation, usually you can tell what the other one is thinking just by looking at them. You know you both have each other's back, verbal communication or not.

König

König doesn't mean to make a big deal out of it, and he won't if you don't, but he does worry.

After a situation like that happens once, he commits everything that helps you to his memory, and uses the knowledge to help you the next time it happens.

Even down to the tiniest detail, he'll remember. If you don't like a certain texture or can only stand a certain flavour of drink during moments like this, he's making sure you have everything you need and are as comfortable as possible. Whatever is stressing you will be dealt with by him while you're resting and calming down.

If you want to be alone, he understands and respects that, and gives you the space you need. But if you don't, there's nowhere he'd rather be than by your side.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

sideswipe is now red alert and inferno's stupid son.

inferno buys a shirt that says 'i love this crazy bitch' with Harley Quinn twerking on it & red alert shoots him with his shoulder mount missile at point blank range, no mercy, no warning, just murder

[pleasedontcareaboutme]

It's missing my father hours rn so imma just dump a bunch of pictures here and cry

( sorry i don't know the source of anything I just had them on my phone)

(also dont read the tags i just need to let it out lol)

[apotelesmaa]

> looking for a tenma siblings relationship study

> ask the op if the study is actually about the tenmas or just treating saki like an accessory to tsukasa

> they don’t understand

> pull out an illustrated diagram explaining the difference

> they laugh and say “it’s a good relationship study sir”

> click the post

> it’s treating saki like an accessory to tsukasa

[scopophobia-polaris]

Oh and the best part about the whole au hyrule is about 3,000 years old is that it only dates back to the hypothetical creation date made 50 years before the first war for the triforce (the pre sksw one) so the planet is probably older then people are thinking and yet.....

Like truly no one, not even the Deku Tree knows the day or hour the world was created, what does it feel like just being born? No one is going to know how old the planet is it just popped up one day and a very short time later everyone got malice in their hearts and tried to grab the triangles all because Hylia let it slip that it's a fragment of the trio and is borderline all powerful.

[mars-ipan]

yeargh

[hellaverse-critical-confessions]

(from this video)

[whatiswhump]

Whumpee's always been messed up in the head. Their parents used to call stays at the hospital "camp!".

It's just too bad that Whumper didn't know this before they took them. Whumpee knew Whumper'd be in trouble too when they realized what they took on. They had to admit it brought a smile to their face.

Sure, they managed alright lately with the right combo of hefty doses but without... just give it a few days for the cataclysmic violence and delusions to kick in.

Good luck, Whumper.

[codecicle-archive]

if you were a god you’d be the god of whatever the fuck you have going on here and however the hell you’re doing it so well

this is like walking up to me in public while I'm in a court jester outfit and giving me 20 bucks.

[abigail]

men will literally create elaborate traps and then kidnap and torture people in said traps rather than go to therapy

[mars-ipan]

i have a check-up tomorrow morning and did the little depression screening thing online just now so it could be done. erm