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martyryo · 17 days

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Art request for just Marla and Tyler loving the narrator?? anyway you want 👍

Them showing love in their different ways 🧡

I loved this one, thanks sm for requesting!!!!! :3

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#fight club #soapshipping #marla singer #the narrator fight club #tyler durden #artists on tumblr #digital art #illustration #i had soo much fun with it like #true enjoyment hehe #experimented with some brush and omg why did I ignore the smudge too until now #life is bright #also halftones and textures are officially part of my style apparently #and I got a thing for redish hues along with sick green #them them them #brainrot fueled we're so back #narrator is mentally absent cause his small brain can't handle all this stimulation 😋#martyryo #queue

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elbiotipo · 2 months

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american anarchists in my city do like milei because he's also an anarchist and is dismantling the state, they want that for america too

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Does this look like someone who will abolish the state to you

#he is intensely and fanatically commited to anarcho-CAPITALISM that is true #but the more you hear about him and the more you read about his ideology the quicker you realize his 'state abolition'#is nothing more that reducing the state to privatization (oh but the military will remain)#(and his idol Milton Freidman supported segregation so apparently he wasn't opposed to ALL the state)#anarcho-capitalism is to neoliberalism what Christian dominionism is to regular evangelical fundamentalism #that is the fanatic wing of an already fanatical ideology

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a-method-in-it · 8 months

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So, I get a huge kick out of it when people say "this would kill a medieval peasant" because like, yeah, modern life is fucking wild and baffling and that's awesome, but also.

Medieval peasants were weird as fuck. Weird and also irreverent --- something medieval priests complained about a lot --- and also contrarian and just plain hilarious. Did you know there was a court case in I think medieval Germany where the peasants said that even though the law said they had to harvest the hay from the lord's field and stack it in his barn, the law didn't say anything about them transporting it from the field to the barn so that was his job. And the lord. Had to take them to court over this.

Bro that is hilarious. That is gold. That is a group of people who would absolutely appreciate the unnatural orange color of Doritos.

Anyway, the point is we should start talking about stuff that would kill a nineteenth century aristocrat. I've seen Bridgerton, and those people can't handle shit.

#method speaks #the aristocracy are weak #up to and including today apparently #look at all the shit they claim megan markle did #like even if any of it was true it's all like #????#how weak are you people?#why does anyone let you be heads of a country?

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worstloki · 6 months

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there is a difference between being born to a throne, maliciously vying for a throne, stealing a throne, and having a throne thrust upon you when you are already in the midst of an identity crisis. And I fear Loki's place in the line of succession has people unable to differentiate between any of these

#you can't really argue he planned the extent of Thor's downfall #that was all Odin #Loki didn't force Thor to invade Jotunheim he isn't even the one who gave Thor the idea -- Thor did that all on his own!#that he was doing waswasa @ thor didn't help but wasn't really crime worthy on its own #Thor himself took time convincing the other warriors to be okay with the trip despite the treason and danger involved #like. what. Thor can't differentiate good advice from bad and is emotionally volatile and reckless and that's Loki's fault?#THOR was the one who got them past Heimdall too #the entire ordeal inadvertently showed off the favouritism Thor was receiving in comparison to Loki #even though Loki was the one supposedly so easily influencing Thor to such an extent #call Thor a puppet the way he--wait. no. that sounds weird. uhhhhh #you get the point #people will claim Loki was all up in there rearranging Thor's mental processes to cause his downfall #when really it was Loki doing the bare minimum instigation and watching things only devolve from there #because Thor WAS reckless and immature ?? and he WAS quick to anger and enjoyed exerting his power with violence ??#Loki didn't STEAL THE THRONE FROM THOR he literally just is implied to undermine the coronation #that's not even confirmed but we assume it's true that he let the frost giants in near the casket etc.#Loki has his own actual crimes that he did against Thor and hugging his bro's arm and saying 'you're soooooo strong and correct' was not on #even if you manage to argue Loki was cheering Thor on for the invasion (he wasn't) it was clearly to dob Thor in with Odin #which he did when he had some guard inform Odin #that Odin's chosen punishment was for Thor's disobedience aside stop blaming Loki for the damage ODIN inflicted on him #focus on Loki making up lies to Thor about how Odin died instead like at least Loki DID SOMETHING for that #you can even ascribe as evil a motive as you want there bc Loki was slipping fr #twirling his hair and telling Thor he's smarter about the realm's safety than the king was on the normal scale #you want to talk morals go look at how eager Thor was to invade mass destroy and massacre in the other realm #and expected Odin to 'finish them off! together!' bc he was power high on whatever bloodlust pheromones battle apparently imitates for him #sigh. this is why you can't have nice things Thor. no Loki you're barely any better. sit down. have a cookie.

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wonder-worker · 2 months

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Wild how we know that Elizabeth Woodville was officially appointed to royal councils in her own right during her husband’s reign and fortified the Tower of London in preparation of a siege while 8-months pregnant and had forces gathering at Westminster “in the queen’s name” in 1483 – only for NONE of these things to be even included, let alone explored, in the vast majority of scholarship and historical novels involving her.

#lol I don't remember writing this - I found it when I was searching for something else in my drafts. But it's 100% true so I had to post it.#elizabeth woodville #my post #Imo this is mainly because Elizabeth's negative historiography has always involved both vilification and diminishment in equal measure.#and because her brand of vilification (femme fatale; intriguer) suggests more indirect/“feminine” than legitimate/forceful types of power #It's still bizarre though-you'd think these would be some of the most famous & defining aspects of Elizabeth's life. But apparently not #I guess she only matters when it comes to marrying Edward and Promoting Her Family and scheming against Richard #There is very lacking interest in her beyond those things even in her traditionally negative depictions #And most of her “reassessments” tend to do diminish her so badly she's rendered utterly irrelevant and almost pathetic by the end of it #Even when some of these things *are* mentioned they're never truly emphasized as they should be.#See: her formal appointment in royal councils. It was highly unconventional + entirely unprecedented for queens in the 14th & 15th century #You'd think this would be incredibly important and highlighted when analyzing late medieval queenship in England but apparently not #Historians are more willing to straight-up INVENT positions & roles for so many other late medieval queens/king's mothers that didn't exist #(not getting into this right now it's too long...)#But somehow acknowledging and discussing Elizabeth's ACTUAL formally appointed role is too much for them I guess #She's either subsumed into the general vilification of her family (never mind that they were known as 'the queen's kin' to actual #contemporaries; they were defined by HER not the other way around) or she's rendered utterly insignificant by historians. Often both.#But at the end of the day her individual role and identity often overlooked or downplayed in both scenarios #and ofc I've said this before but - there has literally never been a proper reassessment of Elizabeth's role in 1483-85 TILL DATE #despite the fact that it's such a sensational and well-known time period in medieval England #This isn't even a Wars of the Roses thing. Both Margaret of Anjou and Margaret Beaufort have had multiple different reassessments #of their roles and positions during their respective crises/upheavals by now;#There is simply a distinct lack of interest in reassessing Elizabeth in a similar way and I think this needs to be acknowledged.#Speaking of which - there's also a persistent habit of analyzing her through the context of Margaret of Anjou or Elizabeth of York #(either as a parallel or a foil) rather than as a historical figure in HER OWN RIGHT #that's also too long to get into I just wanted to point it out because I hate it and I think it's utterly senseless #I've so much to say about how all of this affects her portrayal in historical fiction as well but that's going into a whole other tangent #anyway- I am forever judging historical/fictional books that center around or heavily involve Elizabeth which do not highlight these things #ofc there are other things but these in particular *really* frustrate me #just felt like ranting a bit in the tags because these are all things that I want to individually discuss someday with proper posts...

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3-aem · 6 months

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im bored of animal crossing will be drawing gj again will be mental illness-ing once more.

#women make less than men because we dont know how to ask for more!!!!!#and thats so fucking true my ex manager had to coach me how to ask for more #and then i entered the call and went oh u want to give me less than what i asked for great okay sure love you bye #!!!!!!!!! *looking at myself in the mirror* i hate u #the noise my cat makes when hes frustrated #or really really excited i cant tell which is which anymore #my ex manager is also like lawyer core #ie not a lawyer but loves reading contracts for some uknown reason #and he was pointing out all the stupid phrasing #and i was sitting there like sir to be completely candid i do not even comprehend what the line is saying #let alone what it is suggesting and its implications #apparently when you get those emails like this is confidential dont share it!!!#u can u can like totally share it its not enforceable #the sender even knows its not enforceable they just put it there anyway #what are you gonna do with that info heck if i know!

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queenvhagar · 3 months

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Loving the juxtaposition of Aegon just lounging sideways on the Iron Throne completely unhurt by it knowing that canonically in Fire and Blood the first time Rhaenyra sits the Iron Throne despite wearing armor she walks away bleeding from all the cuts it gives her AND understanding that it's well-known in-universe that the throne cuts people unworthy of sitting on it (to the point it literally straight up murdered Maegor the Cruel)

#you can probably count on the show skipping that part though cuz it would make her look bad #so strange how this *piece of propaganda* textbook was like uniquely designed to defame a single woman #and yet everything else about everyone is apparently true #obviously rhaenyra was just uniquely an angel who could do no harm ever... I'm sure that was the point of the whole story #the one unproblematic person to exist in all of asoiaf apparently 🙄#sure thing...#anti rhaenyra targaryen #anti team black #pro team green

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oddly-casual · 1 year

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Fiona and Cake spoilers seriously

(Something I noticed abt Betty and Simons relationship)

I love Betty and Simon’s relationship, I think their back story is so cute and romantic and all that lovely stuff don’t get me wrong.

But there’s this under tone of Betty constantly giving things up for Simon and we don’t really talk about it a lot???

Like, Betty let Simon have his moment with the artifact and the pubic, she also doesn’t go to her trip in favor of going on an expedition with Simon. Then when she goes to leave again she stays for Simon.

Even Fiona is like “you went with her on the bus?” And Simon just looks all confused like “what? No, why would I do that?” Like- hello???

Then after that she gave up her entire life and mind to get Simon back to the point where she literally says “I don’t know who I am without him anymore.” And that just sucks! Since the beginning Betty has been the one giving up the most, her mind, her own possible career, and it’s a story of love of course and it’s very sweet but it’s also a story of sacrifice.

Their love wasn’t a perfect solution, it was already sort of imbalanced when it started and I lowkey love how we see those cracks even before they’re together.

Again, I love their relationship and I think it’s sweet. I just think we should talk about Betty’s side more, especially when she tells a story of what most women do in relationships, sacrifice.

#fiona and cake spoilers #fiona and cake #simon petrikov #betty grof #It made itself really apparent in these newest episodes and I couldn’t stop thinking abt it #like Betty idolized Simon before they formally met so of course she was gonna drop everything to go on that expedition with him #but it was more after that too like she was going to leave to study in Australia but Simon stopped her #and Betty’s a grown woman she can make her own decisions #but even Betty’s friend was like ‘don’t make her miss the bus!’ because Betty had a real opportunity to do something else #and maybe It’s that true love trumps all or what ever but the way they frame it in the show feels weird to me #like Why have Fiona ask if Simon got on the bus with Betty if it wasn’t important???#the way Simon responds feels weird too he responds like Fiona doesn’t make sense when asking that question #BUT ITS VALID Like why wouldn’t you encourage Betty to go off and maybe start her own career??#or just go with her?? like she gave up stuff to go on your exhibition why wouldn’t you return the favor???#and obviously Simon doesn’t do this on purpose I’m not saying he did #he didn’t guilt trip or force Betty or even ask her to give up these things to be with him Betty did all that on her own #i think it’s just interesting the way the show frames their relationship #like Betty gives up a lot to be with Simon in Fiona and Cake and in adventure time too #but she idolizes Simon and after Simon becomes IK she’s chasing after the man he used to be #meanwhile everyone learns to live with who IK is now it was just Betty who was clinging to Simon the whole way through #obviously they love each other and respect each other but I think Betty idolizing Simon didn’t just stay when they were kids #or college students or what ever it keto’s going even when the world ended and Simon became Ice King #this is was so much more than I planned on writing-

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alpineshepherdbadboy · 1 year

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it’s been lovely to be on instagram today to see all of the heartwarming stories about mark margolis shared by brba and bcs actors, but my favorite has got to be from vincent fuentes (arturo), who shared some texts that mark sent him:

bonus:

#mark margolis #vincent fuentes #michael mando #better call saul #bcs #hector salamanca #also i hadn’t even heard about mm being cast in a ridley scott production #how could you blow that dude???#it’s also hilarious bc apparently he’s been replaced with wagner moura #who #(and no shade to michael mando whom i love)#is a much better actor #mando is great! don’t get me wrong!#but wagner moura in narcos is one of my favorite performances of all time #(they both have shaky spanish tho apparently 🤷‍♀️)#all the articles about this are hilarious bc in true hollywood reporting style they keep dropping his age #so they all basically read:#a 41-year-old grown adult man physically fought his coworker

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dreamings-free · 19 days

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#sometimes the twitter brainrot really does migrate to tumblr huh..#why tf would L fire his manager (and thereby management because hey.. he's the CEO) after the past 3 years of massive successes ?!#and more importantly why tf would some of you want him to ?#are people really too dense to understand how instrumental L’s management has been to the success he’s had ?#from way back went he was battlling syco and sony behind the scenes #you think he could achieve everything he has all by himself with just oli as his sidekick ? 😂#pls get a goddamn grasp on how a career at this scale in the music industry works...#and yes apparently it started as some weird joke? (haha..)#but seeing people in tags being like ‘hope it’s true!'… okay weirdos 🙄#oh and don’t even get me started on how some people talk about bmg….#lol sorry seeing so much dumb shit on twitter yesterday set me off #seeing it on here just left me disappointed..#lt management #.

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watchyourbuck · 6 months

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Technically I could freak out about the possibility of Eddie calling Buck ‘brother’ in the hand to shoulder still of the new ep BUT im choosing to think that if it does happen, it could lead to Buck’s big big biggg ‘oh, that doesn’t- doesn’t feel right’ moment

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takeyourpillsbitchh · 18 days

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One Wish 🌙

Part 4 let’s goooo! @galladrabbles this week with the prompt of mine by @jrooc ✨

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Mickey was freaked the fuck out.

Ian fucked him into oblivion—whispered mine into his ear as he held Mickey close, tattooed fingers clawed at freckled skin when he noticed the ring…and Ian’s matching one.

There was no time to question anything. They finished together, an alarm went off and Ian rushed about saying he was late for work—pressed a kiss to Mickey's lips and shouted ‘love you, mick, later!’

The front door slammed, he flew from the bed, “Honey! Where the fuck are you?!”

“Yes, Mikhailo?”

“What the fuck is happening?!”

“This was your wish, was it not?”

#honestly I would be freaking out too #the love of your life leaves you at the Mexican border your make a wish not even sure if it would come true #now you’re not in Mexico and apparently parried to said lover and you have no clue how #whooo mickey is going through it #BUT it’s all gonna be worth it #let’s just hope honey can help him understand what’s happening #one wish #galladrabbles #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #gallavich #shameless #chey writes

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unordinary-diary · 1 month

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Blyke and John: the Followup

In my last entry, I pointed out the similarities between chapters 249 and 121, but I had hit the image limit and wasn’t able to embed screenshots. I got around this by linking the chapters, but this is probably my favorite parallel, and to do it justice I think I need to really put them next to each other.

(121) (249)

It’s the same fucking scene but backwards and in a different font.

They’re the SAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!

This was definitely on purpose. Shit like this ^^ doesn’t happen by accident.

#unordinary #blyke unordinary #john unordinary #you know you’re deep in when you think you’re editing your draft and you’re wondering why the pictures are formatted all weird #Then you scroll down and realize you’re looking at the actual episode #i clicked the wrongfucking tab #T_T #I’m actually insane because when I first realized how similar Blyke and John are I denied it #I was like “nah but they’re nothing alike”#what was I on #girl wtf #AND NOW IVE MADE FIVE WHOLE ENTRIES ABOUT IT #I don’t think i’ve ever made more than one entry about a topic before #The most boldfaced lie i ever did tell myself apparently #Analysis #Blyke and John parallels #i can’t believe i just made an actual tag for that #How many times am I gonna write about this?#this one better be the last #But Really I’ve got no idea what essays my future brain has in store #Speaking of which. Essays is apparently the proper term for what I make #I’ve been calling them “little literary analyses”#which is also true #but I was trying to find a term for fan-nonfiction #nonfiction fanwork #like this #meta #and my brother was like: “you mean an essay?”#Yeah i guess that is what I mean #I like fan-nonfiction better though

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shitpostingkats · 6 months

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Feel free to ignore this, but I have to ask since I've been rewatching yugioh 5ds and you're one of the very few blogs I've searched that mentioned Satellite Bros age order. I'd love to hear your thoughts on this and if you know other blogs that talk about it.

WHY WOULD I EVER IGNORE THIS ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. THANK YOU SO MUCH <3

*takes deep breath* ok SO

Word of god canon is that the age order is Jack (19), Yusei (18), and Crow (17), at the start of the series.

But while you can make an argument that Yusei would have records, people who knew when he was born, or at least a birth certificate, Jack and Crow are orphans. If Jack is indeed 19, then he would have been roughly a year old when Zero Reverse happened, likely killing his parents, at the very least destroying a massive amount of city infrastructure. You tell me Jack knows his birthday and I press (X) to doubt.

Crow is apparently canonically younger than Yusei, but. His parents also died in Zero Reverse.

This. This straight up does not work.

Also Yusei is shown to be a baby when Zero Reverse occurred and if Crow's parents did indeed die in Zero Reverse when he was under a year old he there is NO WAY he would live much longer than that. That's just. How babies work.

CROW HOGAN HAS TO BE OLDER THAN YUSEI.

I will die on this hill. I watched the show thinking Crow was the middle brother and then learned their apparent canon ages after because he has to be older than Yusei for any of his backstory to make sense. Konami can fight me on this.

NARRATIVELY they are the middle and youngest child. Jack has Past motifs, Crow is Present, and Yusei is Future. Jack and Yusei's whole dynamic is the most oldest sibling vs youngest sibling drama possible.

As for Jack, I always like to think it was his birthday like, a week before Yusei leaves Satellite, because being a Newly Minted Twenty Year Old explains everything about his personality.

#jack and crow straight up dont have birth certificates #interesting note about Yusei's birthday: it is also apparently the same day as Zero Reverse. Which also just cant be true.#I choose to interpret that as the day Martha found Yusei and thats what all her kids celebrate instead of birthdays #and at some point Yusei just forgot thats not the actual day he was born #Im sorry konami if I'm not meant to read Yusei as the youngest of the three #why have Jack and Crow shelter him from physical and emotional abuse until they have to leave him for their own reasons #leaving Yusei in a dangerous home situation that he was previously unaware of because the other two functioned as a shield #HUH KONAMI???????????#Jack is SO eldest sibling coded #Crow is SO middle child coded #Yusei is SO youngest brother coded #I like to think Goodwin forged Jacks documents and made him like a year younger on paper just to screw with him #yugioh #yugioh 5ds #ygo 5ds #ygo #5ds #asks #answered asks #yusei fudo #jack atlas #crow hogan

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ganondoodle · 15 days

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i am being so brave trying so hard to hold back writing a rant about that 'minimizing narrative noise' comment on totk sage concept art bc its actively flying around in my head like the worlds most annoying fly

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #i have .... thigns to say...............#i need to wait until i get a look at the entire book #and cant go on rants on single comments #then again .... what else is in there .................#i am dreading this thing #like id rather know that there was trouble during development than having a dozen of shitty comments obviously trying to cover up-#-for something- this CANNOT be true #yes narrative noise is a thing that exists- but in THIS game????????????????????????????????????????????????????????#like you basically cut down the already boring plot into its bare essentials that isnt executed well either #and then add confusion and menaingless detailes like the sage helmets “”connecting“” the sonau to the shiekah #when rly it just makes it more confusing bc the hsiekah a prectically gone- the fuck kind of conenction is there #like THAT is what id call narrative noise- weird details that make no sense and arent important #also you cant make a character the equivilant of a blank box and then say 'we wanted them to feel powerful and scary' or sth #BC YOUD NEED TO MAKE THE CHARACTER ANYTHIGN -BUT- A BLANK BOX TO HAVE THEM BE INTIMIDATING #ALSO all the ancient stupid sages do is stand around repeating words like they are puppets- you dont see them fight ever #“intimitadtign” my ASS the useless little knife fake zelda throws at sonia from half a mile away and prob wouldnt even have gotten through-#-her hair is more intimidating than any of the blank box mc sages #youd think they learned their lesson when they made the botw champions DLC bc it fleshed their characters out more and added better-#-shrines BUT NO apparently that was a big mistake huh #maybe thats why every single character is reduced to one boring stereotype or a blank box of nothing in totk #having zelda be anything else but a swooing little damsel waiting for her prince was narrative noise needing to be removed HUH #writing team all fired or what- literally WHAT was going on in there

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karaspal · 1 month

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every time someone calls kara “a golden retriever”, an actual golden retriever dies.

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