#but it was hella expensive

[tenrose]

Not my cat flirting with every pet sitters I get him during my vacations lmao

[shaylai]

House pets 🌈 📻

[thieves-never-say-die]

I didn’t realize that in season one they don’t have a key for Neal’s anklet

Any time they take it off him they have to fully cut it off

How many anklets is this man going through???

[did-you-expect-this]

I got way too excited when I went op shopping in Berlin and found Hawkeye’s Hawaiian shirt.

Not the craziest or most interesting thing on mashblr but it excited my adhd brain >:)

(I realise it’s not exactly the same but it’s close enough okay)

[transmechanicus]

Fuck this thang for not detecting it was balanced for like 40 fucking minutes bc it turns out it has a weight limit that is only written on the product info for the disposable bottles it uses🖕🏻🖕🏻

[jazzajazzjazz]

I seem to be really good at pissing off the bioware apologists on r/dragonage who think it’s perfectly acceptable to be sold unfinished halfarsed crap that treats its audience with disdain

[akkivee]

THEYRE ALL HERE

[xbratouttahellx]

Welp. My husband’s service dog has torn her CCL and now needs a $6,000 surgery. So that’s fun.

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[cj-kenobi]

okay I don't usually post my traditional art here but I drew a spinosaurus and I love it so so much so please look at him

[indigomovn]

to all the kpop fans who go to stores like target, barnes & noble, and walmart to look at albums, only for you to rip them open and steal all the inclusions, shame on you. don’t act surprised when every store starts locking them with security tags and acrylic boxes, store them behind the counter, make them online exclusive or simply not sell them anymore because you rather commit a crime instead of purchasing one like any other normal person would.

[doofusschweetz]

He's rockin' his business casual with his Levi's 501s and some Nike Tailwind '79s

[peasant-player]

Melian Queen of Doriath

Unsurpassed in wisdom beauty and magical singing

Melian was a maiar who used to tend the gardens of Lorien and akin to Yavanna.

She had great fondness of the deep shadows that the great Trees made and she loved to see Vardas Stars.

It is said that when she sang that all the Valar would stop to listen and Nightingales where taught singing from her.

I wanted to draw the original Eldritch Lady in Middle Earth. I mean as Eldritch as I can without making her "evil" looking.

This is just the line art and while I really want to color this one because it would look so good in color and I have a whole color scheme for her- I can't.

Yet

I need to wait until my markers arrive because I don't want to color her with water colors. So she is added to the pile of uncolored pics sry ❤️

Btw in Tolkiens universe she was the prototype of Luthien!

And here again a little treat for you guys

[bulldog-butch]

I love living in blissful ignorance about how much my last three surgeries and two hospital stays cost since I have Medicaid. Literally everyone deserves to have this

[poisoned-pearls]

azul who is utterly obsessed with getting Jamil jewelry. Pearls sea glass diamonds aquamarine rubies- if it’s blue, ocean related, pretty, expensive, gold, red, and/or compliments Jamil’s complexion, he’s getting it for him. Azul knows how to budget but he is RECKLESS with spending for his boyfriend bc like, what do you mean that his BOYFRIEND. His darling. Angelfish. He gets whatever he wants

this leads people to believe that Azul has Jamil wrapped around his finger, bc “well he dresses up Jamil however he likes” but they are dead wrong. Azul is willinginhly completely under Jamil’s control and he loves it. He wants to help Jamil and is completely willing to be his little service boy if it means he gets to see Jamil’s greatness.

[tardigradetv]

Now we have 'em all

[lit-in-thy-heart]

been trying out a new writing technique recently and it's called chilling tf out and reminding myself that fic is written for fun.