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✨headcannon time✨

James Potter knows a lot and I mean a *lot* of languages.

Like he knows English because he was raised in UK

Then he knows Marathi because Effie was from Maharashtra

He also knows Punjabi because Fleamont was from Punjab

He spent a few early years of his life in Gujarat, meaning he knows a good amount of Gujarati

He knows Hindi because it's really prevalent in India and Effie made sure he knew Hindi

I also have this little headcannon that Effie loved the ancient Indian history, magical or muggle, and studied it in Sanskrit. One of James' earliest memory is Effie teaching him basic Indian history (and a bit of Sanskrit)

He also picked up a bit of Welsh from Remus and french from Sirius

So he is a whole multilingual mess who starts cursing in any language that comes to his tongue when he loses quidditch. And his thoughts are a fucking mess cause he switches from English to Marathi to Punjabi to french in minutes

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not frenemies as in they dislike each other and are civil about it but frenemies as in everyone thinks they hate each other when they're secretly best friends

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Kaz and Nina in crow onesies because I said so

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Kaz: Can you be serious for five minutes? 

Nina: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Inej: I have a question.

Nina: Shoot.

Inej: Is the S or C in scent silent?

Matthias: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Nina: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.

Inej: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.

Matthias: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.

Jesper: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.

Matthias: Jesper is not allowed to talk anymore.

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Who needs porn when you can have fanfiction?

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Okay I just found out that people actually ship blackinnon? Like respectfully, you're all not joking when you ship Sirius and Marlene?

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Thalias trauma is so overlooked

Like imagine a little Thalia running away after losing a brother only to meet a girl her (presumably) dead brothers age with blonde hair who had run away too. Imagine how horrible she must have felt

Then after she lost Luke, who was her family at that point

She was finally reunited with her brother but he looked so similar to Luke, I can't even put it in words how she must have felt

And then she loses her brother just a few months after meeting him, knowing she has to spend many immortal years without him (or Luke)

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Look me in the eye and tell me he doesn't look like James Potter

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I feel like one of the most problematic thing about the marauders fandom is making characters bi/pan and then just shipping them with the same gender. Like, there are so many characters like James/Lily/Remus/Barty/Dorcas/Mary etc who are headcannoned as Bi/Pan only to put them in a homosexual relationship. Yes, being Bi/pan means attraction to 2 or more/All genders respectively, but those genders also include the OPPOSITE gender.

Whats the point of making charecters Bi or Pan if their opposite sex attraction isn't even recognized. Thats just making them gay or lesbian and then claiming they are Bi or Pan for brownie points.

Example: I am pan myself and I love Pansexual James, but pansexuals can be attracted to the opposite genders, so James can just be with Lily and be Pan at the same time🙃

No need to put him in a relationship with a dude to prove he is pan

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percy: *intensely watching the news, waiting to hear about something he may have caused*

piper: come on percy, come eat with us. you’ve been sitting there waiting for hours. if something happens, you’ll hear about it eventually. a watched pot never boils

percy, distractedly: yeah and an ignored one boils over

piper: that-

piper, turning to annabeth in confusion: have i been spending too much time with him or is that one of the most logical things i’ve ever heard someone say?

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Sirius, texting Remus: Remus! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Remus: Where are you?

Sirius: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Remus: I'll call James.

James, answering their cell: Y'ello?

Remus: Where's Sirius? He texted me that they were being kidnapped.

James: James? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

James:

James: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*

James: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Sirius: WHO ARE YOU!?

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Lily: Remus, when I said fuck the rich I did not mean it like that

Remus: oh like you didn't do the same with james

Lily: thats unrelated

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remus: i think i’m demisexual

sirius: what

remus: i said i think i might be demi-

sirius: who the heck is demi and why are you sexual for them but not me???

remus: what. no. it just means that i can only fall for-

sirius: for people called demi?

remus: would you let me finish?

sirius: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY

remus: i give up.

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Sirius: Knock knock.

Remus: Who’s there?

Sirius: Wendy.

Remus: Wendy who?

Sirius: Wendya think we can go on a date?

Remus: …

Sirius: …

Sirius: I’ll see myself out.

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Wolfstar: *kiss softly in the common room*

James: ❤️~❤️

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James: [enters the dorm]

James: Why are you naked??

Sirius: I- i don't have any clothes.

James: [opens closet]

James: What are you saying? You have white shirts, pants, moony's jumpers, more white shirts, hi Moony, black jackets, socks...