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Look me in the eye and tell me he doesn't look like James Potter

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I feel like one of the most problematic thing about the marauders fandom is making characters bi/pan and then just shipping them with the same gender. Like, there are so many characters like James/Lily/Remus/Barty/Dorcas/Mary etc who are headcannoned as Bi/Pan only to put them in a homosexual relationship. Yes, being Bi/pan means attraction to 2 or more/All genders respectively, but those genders also include the OPPOSITE gender.

Whats the point of making charecters Bi or Pan if their opposite sex attraction isn't even recognized. Thats just making them gay or lesbian and then claiming they are Bi or Pan for brownie points.

Example: I am pan myself and I love Pansexual James, but pansexuals can be attracted to the opposite genders, so James can just be with Lily and be Pan at the same time🙃

No need to put him in a relationship with a dude to prove he is pan

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percy: *intensely watching the news, waiting to hear about something he may have caused*

piper: come on percy, come eat with us. you’ve been sitting there waiting for hours. if something happens, you’ll hear about it eventually. a watched pot never boils

percy, distractedly: yeah and an ignored one boils over

piper: that-

piper, turning to annabeth in confusion: have i been spending too much time with him or is that one of the most logical things i’ve ever heard someone say?

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Sirius, texting Remus: Remus! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Remus: Where are you?

Sirius: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Remus: I'll call James.

James, answering their cell: Y'ello?

Remus: Where's Sirius? He texted me that they were being kidnapped.

James: James? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

James:

James: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*

James: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Sirius: WHO ARE YOU!?

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Lily: Remus, when I said fuck the rich I did not mean it like that

Remus: oh like you didn't do the same with james

Lily: thats unrelated

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remus: i think i’m demisexual

sirius: what

remus: i said i think i might be demi-

sirius: who the heck is demi and why are you sexual for them but not me???

remus: what. no. it just means that i can only fall for-

sirius: for people called demi?

remus: would you let me finish?

sirius: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY

remus: i give up.

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Sirius: Knock knock.

Remus: Who’s there?

Sirius: Wendy.

Remus: Wendy who?

Sirius: Wendya think we can go on a date?

Remus: …

Sirius: …

Sirius: I’ll see myself out.

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Wolfstar: *kiss softly in the common room*

James: ❤️~❤️

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James: [enters the dorm]

James: Why are you naked??

Sirius: I- i don't have any clothes.

James: [opens closet]

James: What are you saying? You have white shirts, pants, moony's jumpers, more white shirts, hi Moony, black jackets, socks...

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James: *sneezes*

Sirius: *hands him a picture of Remus*

James: what’s this for?

Sirius: I’m blessing you :)

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Remus: So what’s for dinner? 

Sirius: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! 

Remus: … 

Remus: Is it soup? 

Sirius: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* 

Remus: Please, enough with the soup puns! 

Sirius: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. 

Remus: STOP! 

*one hour later* 

Remus: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

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@marauders-bs I told you I'd write it so you get a lil microfic now

seven - a wolfstar microfic

Sirius faces the dormitory window, eyes full of unshed tears as he looks out onto the Hogwarts grounds. Walburga had sent yet another letter to him, filled with hurt and anger and disdain. He pretends it doesn't bother him, but it makes him feel like shit.

Suddenly, he hears light footsteps behind him, and then a press of a kiss to his shoulder. "Hey, Pads," Remus murmurs into his skin. "You alright?"

"Fine..." Sirius whispers sadly. "Just another letter."

Remus frowns and wraps his arms around his boyfriend. "Oh love, do you want to lay down, maybe?"

Sirius turns and tucks his head into the crook of Remus' neck, sighing softly. "Yes, please... would you mind if you sang to me? I love your voice."

Remus plants a kiss on Sirius' hair. "Of course, baby."

They settle down on Remus' bed, curled up against one another with heaps of sheets and blankets on top of them. Remus places his chin on Sirius' head, while the latter inhales the musky scent of Remus' neck. Remus hums quietly, singing low and gently into Sirius' hair. "And I've been meaning to tell you, I think your house is haunted, your dad is always mad and that must be why..." Sirius smiles against Remus' throat, nuzzling into it lovingly.

And I think you should come live with me, and we can be pirates, and you won't have to cry, or hide in the closet,

and just like a love song, our love will be passed on.

hope you like it!!

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Sirius: That’s ridiculous, Remus doesn’t have a crush on me!

Peter: Yes he does

James: yes he does

Lily: Yes he does

McGonagall: Yes he does

Remus: Yes I do

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Remus: It's so frustrating

Sirius: What is?

Remus: How James keeps dropping such obvious hints that he's into Lily and she's completely oblivious

Sirius, wearing a “I love you my werewolf, please date me” shirt: Haha, yeah...

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Remus: What’s for dinner?

Sirius: I can’t tell you. It’s a soup-rise.

Remus: Is it soup?

Sirius: I soup-ose it could be!

Remus: Stop that.

Sirius: Stoup what?

Remus: Saying soup puns.

Sirius: No.

Sirius: Soup.

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sirius: *does literally anything*

remus: oh my god. i need to sit down. he is so. he’s gorgeous. he is the most beautiful person i have ever seen. he is perfect. i love him.

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Sirius: Do you want to know your gay name?

Remus: My... gay name?

Sirius: Yeah, it's your first name–

Remus: Haha. Very funny, Siriu–

Sirius: *Gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Remus: Oh, my god.