#but is was sill funny

[inth3world]

The other day, a co-worker and I were talking about shoes, and I told him I liked his shoelaces. His IMMEDIATE response was, "Thanks, I stole them from the President."

He then proceeded to freak out over that being his gut reaction 🤣

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[moldspicy]

found some old PLA doodles 🌸

[sky--phantom]

Neve, asking if Harding knows anything of Solas from Inquisition times

Harding: hmmmm, he talked about Arlathan sometimes, and he doesn't like tea

Neve: anything else?

Harding, in my worldstate where the Inquisitor is his ex: nahhh 🙂

[bachirasbodyguard]

the way Sendo just has to insert himself to make it seem like he's part of the gang is honestly so cute in a slightly lame, cringe way

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

i thought it was funny

[justyouraveragechipnolastname]

Why is my original talking about skibidi

[sunnibits]

just remembered a really funny part about dimitri’s character in our campaign which was the fact that not only was he communing with the literal gods on a daily basis, he was the ONLY member of the party who had ever had any contact with the gods whatsoever, and NOBODY even knew that he served loki the whole time. like, everyone else - who don’t even have proof that the gods exist at all - just assumed that dimitri was some incredibly average lackluster thief who was also a bit of an arrogant jackass. little do they know that my guy was literally throwing glass bottles at the literal allfather’s ravens every other night telling them to piss off.

[kalolasfantasyworld]

Nozel x Helena conversation inspired by Britney Spears Toxic

Helena and Nozel being cosy and a bit naughty

Helena: Mi amore you make me feel intoxicated.

Nozel raises brow

Helena: Because you're so toxic.

Nozel even higher brow raise

Helena: Toxic as in mercury magic, you get it?

Nozel: ...

Helena: Mercury's poisonous.

Nozel: I'm leaving.

[leonelmolinari]

a thing for my twitter profile

[autisticace]

[Gotchard] So it looks like next week...

The Chemies make their world debut!

But now I am imagining other fields the Chemies could tackle.

Also: X Wizard with a tumblr, 2009-2013 era. Imagine it.

[rosamundpkes]

no one who watches yellowjackets knows shits about canadian geography and it is very funny to me. like the brief theory that lottie’s compound was at the crash site when we knew that nat’s kidnapping wasn’t a 3 day drive. getting confused at why the winter is so long as if they aren’t in the rockies. the description on google saying ontario wilderness. 

[louderfade]

one time on the unit i was brought in wearing an ian curtis tshirt so it was one of my like three outfits during my stay but by accident. and our rad rec therapist was like "that probably violates the appropriate attire rule but i'm going to let this continue bc that's a cool tshirt. what a thing to wear to the suicide prevention hotel." he was so cool and he let me do cartwheels in the gym which was not allowed. and he let us listen to music which was also not allowed bc administration hates healing. but all the cool kid cred points go to andrew technically. it was his shirt but he let me have it bc i kept stealing it from his bedroom during that spring we lived in his empty house after his mom died. he said he only let me have it bc new dawn fades was my favorite joy division song and that was an acceptable answer in his book.

[the-sill-of-all-sills]

JJK Chapter 65. The backstory is starting it seems. Only a few pages in so let's do some more predictions.

[justsquibby]

Sped this up because they were playing a stall deck with final countdown. But somehow?? On countdown 19/20 I was able to win. I did not think that was going to happen with only 200 life points left but somehow I pulled it off (I think they forfeited out of anger cause how are you gonna stay for 24 turns and not let me just have the final blow you silly head)

But yeah I’ve never encountered a deck that punishes you & your opponent for summoning and activating cards before. I bet that deck gets them some easy wins if their opponent has no way to banish or get rid of spells and traps but not with me cause the heart of the cards are on MY SIDE. I AM THE ANIME PROTAG (only sometimes lololol)

[dread-knight]

Me earlier: I have no actual interest in this ship and I do nt like Warren but what if I made a Warren x Shrignold fancomic and it starts off cutesy but instead of a gay slowburn where both parties grow as people Shrignold sets Warren on fire as a sacrifice for Malcom. It doesnt work and the whole love cult dies

God: Im going to make you bleed from your vagina and ass just for saying that, Fuck hyou,

Me: thank you god very cool

[caramelmochacrow]

im so so sososos joeverrrrr <- guy that needs to pick subjects for both script writing and web developing just in case either of them suck