my brain is a jell-o shot and life is an alcoholic college student
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Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.
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#feeling Icky#feeling… mentally unstable#feeling like an actual freakazoid who is too weird to every have anyone actually appreciate#🤪
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not to be an emo bitch but it is emo bitch hours tonite
#sorry to vent on the blog but i’m talking to a guy who’s on my priv story and follows my spam insta so nowhere is free for me to be unstable#i carry so much resentment towards others with me all the time!! i feel so icky!!
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i love telling people "godspeed" it adds so much weight and dignity to everything i'll say it to a friend driving cross country or a coworker grabbing lunch from the corner store like good luck bitch!! may the road rise to meet you and the wind be at your back!!!
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OFMD + ao3 tags | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
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bouncing wildly between wanting to be a Feminine Dude and a Masculine Woman
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Tag Yourself: Sonic Media
Sonic Heroes: The jokey friend. Sparkling green eyes. Cocky grin. Throwing yourself into adventure. Will take any excuse to throw a party. Two best friends. “Teamwork makes the dream work!” Jungle-print outfits. Running from the waves on the beach. Hermit crabs. The Grand Canyon. Outrunning the bullet train. Giant fans. Giant balloons. Giant ego.
Sonic Unleashed: The Dark Academia friend. Perpetual scowl. Deep voice. Low-key grumpy about everything. Looking out for your friends. Faux fur coats. A full moon on Halloween. The giggling of ghosts in the haunted house. Dark university libraries. Ancient scrolls. Bright white windmills. Greek islands. Twisted theme parks. Team Jacob.
Sonic Cinematic Universe: The childish friend. Wide-eyed wonder. Memorising movies. Pretending to be a superhero. Always saying, “Let’s wing it!” right before attempting something you absolutely should not wing. Giant green gems. A massive pile of comic books. White dresses. Gold bangles. The crackle of electricity. Bars full of men in cowboy hats. Hawaiian getaways. Playing volleyball in the hotel grounds.
Sonic Underground: The problem-solving friend. No hedgehog will be left behind. Big appetite. A distant memory of a loving mother. Sibling rivalry. Acute awareness of class issues. Rock is the greatest genre of music and you will accept no argument to the contrary. Ruined castles. Creatures grotesque but adorable. Amber flames in a threatened forest. Aladdin is your favourite Disney movie.
Sonic Boom: The laid-back friend. Sarcasm is necessary to live. “I’m too old and cool for this.” Crystal enthusiast. No, she’s not your girlfriend. Brief moments of stupidity. Messy hair. Brown scarves. Way too much sports tape. Palm trees. The sand between your toes. Drinking out of a coconut. Napping in a hammock. Swinging from a vine. Wilderness exploration. Archaeological sites. Dark caves. Geysers. Volcanic rock. Broken robot parts.
Archie Sonic: The leader of the friendship group. Continuing your parents’ legacy. “Nobody tells me what to do!” Popular with the ladies. Constantly reinventing yourself. Denim jackets. Sturdy boots. Falling in love with handheld computers. Medieval castles. Royal coats of arms. Shimmering golden pools. At least eighteen million alternate universes. “Never trust a wizard.”
IDW Sonic: The shy friend. Making new friends, but keeping the old. Opening up about your past. Taking responsibility for your actions. Black cloaks. Fiery gemstones. Hand-crafted marionettes. Clothes with a metallic sheen. No mercy for the robots. Sunset on a busy city. Ski holidays. Mind-bending video games that send chills down your spine.
Sonic the Comic: The eccentric friend. Whovian. Embracing British culture. Even more sarcastic than Sonic Boom. Red eyes, take cover. Longing for space travel. Obscure pop culture references. Faces on a screen. A strong hatred of eggs. Flocks of green birds. Bobcats and metamorphosis. Pirates named after the Spice Girls. The more bonkers, the better.
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sometimes im like “tone down the Self to fit in” and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says “I didn’t make you crazy for no reason”
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everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.
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