#but if you think this shit is GOOD? plz watch. other media

[moldybits]

i’ve hated that transphobic bitch for so long and i can’t wait for her to fucking crumble

[theyluvlyss]

age gap😃? NOTHING CRAZY, CHILL, but yk, like,,, just a little young thing in her 20s or sumn being scooped up by one (or two🤭) of these older, more mature, aged like fine wine, and experienced men,,, that's all🥰.

I am thirsting so hard for remy after watching the movie… with this I can just imagine a young yet powerful mutant coming to the void and she never got the experience in sex in her timeline. So remy takes it upon himself to teach her the ways of the bedroom… first time may have involved a mistake with her powers when she cums for the first time but he’s so understandable and says like “you need to practice your control mon cherie” so he just dives back in for more (he makes her cum like 5-7 times from head alone cause he makes his woman feel amazing I bet) this is so long sorry hope you like this 😅🩷

𝐇𝐅𝐉𝐒𝐊𝐂𝐈𝐉𝐆𝐊𝐆𝐏𝐋𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐊𝐆𝐎𝐄𝐈𝐈𝐅𝐊𝐖𝐋𝐄𝐉𝐆 !!!!!

first of all,,, never apologize for length, especially to me who makes everything way longer than need be, we (I, it's just me, idk who "we" is lol) love and appreciate that shit over here. ppl who love absurdly long fics, requests, and other media unite✊🏽 !!!

second of all,,, *ugly sobbing* I'm always the writer and never (how does one actually say this properly🤔?) the writee, so for someone to have actually dropped this for me in my inbox is SO flattering and sweet and ughghfhf, you guys, I HIGHLY encourage more of this, I love it, I truly do.

third of all,,, THIS IS SO GOOD omg literally giggling and kicking my feet (I do that a lot on this app) !!! I am the same way, I saw gambit and just... idk what happened to me, something in my organic chemistry just altered forever and while I'm not and will probably never be a channing tatum girly, he did his goddamn JOB in that role, ATE IT TF UP👏🏽 (and I knew he would, it's about damn time like c'mon, he'd been promised the role for idk a decade or so like, again I say, about damn time) so while I might not be all over tatum, I am all over his portrayal of remy lebeau and I need more fics/content NEOOOWW😾 (plz😽) from y'all's little writer brains of yours.

anyways, onto what you've sent in specifically lmao, you said "young yet powerful mutant" and "mistake with her powers" and "...practice your control..." and for whatever reason, my brain conjured up a mutant reader with wings or just a power that involves maybe floating/telekinesis...😃✋🏽hear me out...

so, remy's getting busy, right, and he's making reader feel so good and, like you mentioned, she ain't got much control over her powers yet cuz she's younger than him, so she cvms and boom, her wings (whether they be feathered or fairy) just pop out without her realizing😻. or with telekinesis, the better she's feeling/closer she's getting, the more stuff/higher she's causing things around them to float because again, little and/or loss of control because he's making her feel that good (we all know he's got the tongue work of a god, I mean, just listen to the man speak for fuck's sake lmao🥴).

I think it'd definitely be a cute touch and fs something she'd get teased about from remy lmao.

[l3viat8an]

Ok we all know how much you love streamer Levi but what about an au or something with Streamer Mammon? 

I do love streamer!Levi <333 still so happy it’s canon now too!!!! But!!!! Streamer!Mammon sounds fun too- so plz enjoy some headcanons!!! cuz apparently I had a lot to say :) also it’s been so long since I’ve done hcs so these are all over the place- sorry jsjsjs

Listen Mammon only started streaming after he saw how much money Levi made streaming- manz could not believe people actually pay other people to play games???- weirdos.

He’s like really good at COD- idk why or how he just is-

Honestly whenever he plays games, he’s either the first or the last to die…..there’s just no in between. Mammon plays so aggressively, his plan either flops right out the gate or he wins the game.

He’ll play just about any game that’s popular or trending thinking it’ll get him good ratings (and it usually does-)

Makes a big deal out of ‘playing games for the first time ever!!’ on stream because his fans love watching him skip tutorials “who has time for that crap???” and fail the first time.

He calls his subs, his grimm and they call him pookie jkjk-

He’s really good at survival games and games that require a lot of precision timing. Even if Mammon acts like a goofball he can focus and it’s impressive!

He’s in this ‘war’ with Levi where they raid each other’s streams all the damn time which is really funny cuz they share a ton of fans, so it’s more like fans running back and forth.

When they’re not ‘at war’ Levi and Mammon actually play together a lot!! Subs love when they have devilcart tournaments or team up and speedrun some dungeon.

Mammon always clams he’s more popular then Levi and makes more money!!! But they’re pretty even all around. Their numbers are only a few thousand followers off and tips are almost the same.

He has tons, and I mean tons of sponsors / sponsorships. He’s really good at casual product placement, showing the label / name of what he’s drinking or snacking on, on stream and sponsors love that shit-

If you two are dating your relationship is very public. He loves to posts about you on all his social media and show you off!!! Your his and he makes sure all his fans know he’s taken <3

Always invites you to come on stream with him!!!

Or he’ll start streams like “Come watch me beat my (gf/bf) at (game name)!!!” and the stream almost always ends with you winning ;)

After you’ve beaten him a few times he switches to playing only sillier games with you, stuff like Minecraft, devilcart or generic domestic / cooking games.

Speaking of cooking games- he once played cooking mama on stream and had to rage quit because he kept messing up-

He’s always a blushing mess when you’re on camera, which is something his chat teases him about endlessly!!

Bonus points if you give him a little kiss on the cheek after he wins a game and his fans can watch him turn bright red~

[bunnybunbun0]

Can you please write a Michael smut where he takes readers virginity with a lot of praise or mutual masterbation please plz

TO DE-STRESS A FRIEND

Anon,that ask rocked my shit! and lucky you i love writing about virginity loss! hope you like it! <3

Summary: Living the life of a young adult was stressing you out,you needed your best friend Mike to help you relax

Warnings: Smut , minors DNI,unprotected sex,fingering,virginity loss,mutual masturbation,afab!reader,let me know if i forget any.

You are responsible for your media comsumption.

You swear that one of these days you will make it to the front page of the news,the headboard will say "local college girl goes insane".

The stress were just over the board for you,the pressure at college,maintaining a minimun wage job to pay rent of the cubicle appartment you called a home. You needed to relax. So you just did the best thing you thought off.

"Hey,i picked up pizza!" Mike greeted at the door with a smile as you let him in.

Mike has always been your best friend,he was the only one that would be kind to you when you had to change schools for junior year,and youve been inseparable since,it was weird to see one without the other,and all you needed to calm yourself down were your best friend.

"Thank god you´re here! i think i´m gonna explode!."

You sank yourself on your old couch on the small living room sighing deeply,hearing Mike´s chuckle from the kitchen as he fetched you both plates for the cheesy delight.

"Relax,two more years and youll have your degree." He smiled at you with those sweet brown puppy eyes that could easily melt your heart.

You´ve been into Mike since the first homecoming you two attended together,its been you two in all events since,graduations,proms,homecomings,halloween parties,always matching outfits and always glued to one another.

As just friends of course! It´d be way too awkward to ruin the best friendship you ever had,but the caring way mike always made those nights special for you,even tho he thinks they´re lame,he always proteced you from creepy guys and mean girls at school,he listened to you ramble about your interests,he made you feel confortable and safe,and happy...

...but just as friends of course!

"Ugh,all that suffering for a lousy piece of paper!" You reflect while getting your plate of pizza (your favourite flavour of course,mike always remembered which one it is) "Just pop in the movie already!"

You took a bite of your dinner and watched as mike popped the cd on,then sitting by your side while the movie started.It wasnt a very interesting one but it was good enough to keep you both entertained. Your leg lazily hung on top of michaels and the mood was peaceful,until it wasnt.

You knew this movie were r-rated,but you didnt expect to see that,that one hot actor that been distracting you the whole movie is the one getting it on in the scene,you squirm a little,wishing you could excuse yourself to your room and let your toy do the job of settling the throb between your legs.

Mike´s eyes on you were´nt helping said throb either,you knew he could tell what happened and weirdly enough the shame of it was thrilling you more.

"You okay?" He asked suspiciouly

"Huh? Uhm,sure...." Making eye contact with him while the moans kept going on the background proved to be a hard task.

"Really? You seem...agitated" To say that was an understatement,your thoughts of mike were running wild,to the point where you could feel your underwear cling to your soaked heat.

"I´m...uhm...i am...." Mike´s sincere concern about your well being and how sweet he was about it were thriling you on even more,to the point where you couldnt muster up any words.

"I get it,you´re into that short guy on the screen" He said jealously "The scene clearly messed you,its okay if you need to...yknow...reliev yourself"

You were mortified by his words,but something about the thrill of being watched by michael´s sweet puppy eyes were making your fire burn higher.

Without taking your eyes from his and unsure of how he´d react,you slowly slid your hand into the hem of your pyjama bottoms,his lustful eyes following every movement of yours carefully,his breathing getting heavier by the moment.

"Fuck..." He whispered when you let out a low whimper as your cold finger finally found your needy clit.

You kept on staring at each othe while you pleasured yourself and after a few minutes the tent on his pants were hard to miss,and the way his hands tended to it were even harder to miss.

The movie behind you were long forgotten,the gasps and whimpers of you both were drowning the small space,eyes glued on one another and hands unable to stop pleasuring yourselfs.

"God,i cant wait any longer!" Mike pulled you suddenly on his lap kissing you deeply and passionately,swallowing your whimpers as you grinded on his lap,frenetic hands locked on the hem of his shirt pulling it over his head.

Your eyes lock on his shirtless figure and his hands caressed your waist below your shirt,goosebumps coming from your back. His hot lips went down with open mouthed kisses on your neck,a satisfied grin on his face as he took off your pyjama shirt and met your braless torso.

"Youre gonna be the death of me..." He huffed out in a breath.

You could´nt even think about responding before you felt his hot tongue on your nipple,he sucked on your breasts like his life depended on it,erupting multiples whines from you,the fire getting higher and higher between the both of you.

You snapped back to reality once you felt his hand grip your thigh strongly,inching closer and closer to where you were soaked for him.

"Mike wait!" You breathed out and he immediately stopped his ministrations,staring at you wide eyed.

"I´m so sorry,the sounds you were making,i thought you were liking it" his voice leaked of honesty.

"I´ts not that mikey,it feels great im just...i...never did this..."

"Oh,youre..."

"A virgin,yes,pathetic i know" The weight of being a twenty two year old vigin sank on you after that.

"Hey hey its fine!" He cupped your face gently and looked into your eyes,so tenderly you nearly forgot you were both half naked. "It´s all right...you should have told me sooner...if you wanna move on with it,i wanna make it special for you,like you deserve" He strokes your cheecks lovingly and you dont even need to think twice.

You threw your hands around his neck and pulled him closer kissing him with all the need in your heart.

"Please michael...make me yours"

He got up with you on his lap bringing you into your bedroom laying you gently on your bed,slowly peeling you off your shorts,you were only in your underwear now,laying in bed in front of your best friend.

"You look beautiful."

He dives into another deep kiss sliding his hands closer to where you need him the most.

"May i?" He asks teasing your hips with the elastic of your panties,you nod giving him acces to your whole body.

He slides a first finger into you with ease,revelling at the sweet moan you let out.

"Fuck baby you´re so wet"

Baby. You liked being called that,specially when mike did it. His kisses were growing desperate and erratic,just as the pace of his now two figers inside you.

"Mike,please,stop" You mutter almost out of breath opening your eyes and seeing his worried expression "Wanna cum on your cock,please."

Michael´s painfully hard cock nearly busted hearing those words come out of you,how could he deny anything you asked for? He was always putty to your wishes.

his hands quickly fumbled with the fly of his pants,making you giggle at his eagerness to get undressed,when he finally did your laugh got stifled at the sight.

His big red angry cock sprung free hitting him back in his abdomen,there was no way in hell that could fit inside your tiny virgin hole,he could see the worry in your eyes clear as day.

"Relax,ill be gentle..."

He kissed you again removing your panties now leaving you bare for him,the sight itself of you naked and wet for him,with that adorable blush on your face was driving him nuts. He drew his body closer to yours until his tip was teasing your entrance.

"You ready baby?" He asked,you nodded,and his fat tip was inside you.

You both gasped in unission at the feeling,his hands holding yours giving it a slight grip,signaling he was gonna push more in. The moan you let out were other wordly,busting his usually low ego and egging him on pleasuring you.

"Fuck baby youre so tight" With a final push and a guttural groan he was fully inside you.

The disconfort and euphoria were fighting to see who would take place on your expressions. Mike gave you a few minutes until you got used to the feeling of his shaft deflowering you,the pain turned into needines at any growing second,until it was unberable for you to have him inside you and not moving.

"Mike please,i need you to move" Your wish was his command.

He thrusted in you slow and deep,every time he bottomed himself you let out a moan,and each time you moaned he moved faster,making you moan more. It was a vicious cycle and before you could even register he was fucking you senseless.

You were flirting with your orgasm,only needing that one final push to send you over the edge.

"Mike,fuck,i´m so close" you whined out,only needing his sweet final push.

"Come on baby,be good and cum for me,feel good for me."

You couldn´t hold it at his praise,moaning his name loudly followed by a string of profanities. He was hypnotized by the sight of your orgasm,seeing you trash and moan underneath him,his hips moving on his own as you ride your high.

"Oh,fuck baby,watch me cum so good for you"

He pulled it out jerking off quickly on top of you painting your pretty tits white his seed before collapsing tired on top of you.

"So..." He rolls to your side holding your hand and laying close to you "Did you liked it? Are you okay?" You chuckled at the shift in his personality.

"It was amazing..." Your voice was hoarse from all the moaning "My legs will definetely be sore by the morning and i have class tomorrow" You laugh a little

"You can afford to miss class one day,you need to de-stress" He kissed your temple as you both drifted into a peaceful post sex sleep.

I guess yiu were more relaxed after all...

Gosh,i suck at endings and i´m writing this at four AM so i hope it doesnt suck!

[its-all-papaya]

ask game: oscinha

(if you haven’t seen the vid, lando gave oscar a nickname with Portuguese endearment! 🫶)

i have in fact seen the video. insane behavior all around. same deal: 30 min unedited plz ignore mistakes thx <3

"Osc-een-ya?"

It sounds funny in Oscar's accent. Not like he's practiced it, either - not like Lando had in his head in the minutes between the race finish and the video start. It sounds nice anyway, though, because Oscar's saying it with an amused smile on his face and the back of his hand knocking into Lando's as they walk back towards their rooms.

"Yeah," Lando ducks his chin and shakes out his curls so he doesn't have to meet Oscar's eyes, afraid of what'll be in his own, "I don't know. Wanted to change it up."

"Where d'you even get these things?" Oscar hand moves a bit extra on the next pass and catches Lando's thigh instead of his knuckles. Lando thinks he could get away with the same thing a few steps from now. Long enough to make it seem like an accident.

He doesn't do it often enough for it to be a proper game - the thing with the nicknames. Oscar can't have guessed the rules because there aren't really any. It's just a place for Lando's mind to go when he's trying to keep it away from the roads he's not supposed to let it down. It's like Tetris, or some shit, like the computer games they'd been taught to play after a crash so their brain wouldn't get caught up in the memory of it and make it into something it isn't - something to be afraid of later.

And Lando's race wasn't even bad. That's not one of the rules. There aren't rules.

"Heard it somewhere," Lando says. He's good enough by then to smile over at Oscar.

It doesn't matter, though, because Oscar's smiling at the ground, watching their socked feet slip a little on the tile. If Lando thinks about it, it's sort of all been silly impulse decisions since they'd showered and changed. Finishing Oscar's bottle after media even though his own wasn't empty and Oscar's was probably full of backwash anyway, talking Oscar out of shoes when the press team had come to grab them, just because he felt like it. Oscinha. Like a schoolboy with a crush, acting out for attention. Bit pathetic.

"Osc," he says just as they reach their rooms.

"Oh, we're back on that?" Oscar's hand is on the handle of his door. His smile is soft and tired and gentle.

"'Osc' isn't even like that," Lando waves him off, "that's like your proper nickname."

"So what you're saying is you won't be calling me the other thing again later?"

Lando would call Oscar whatever he wanted later. He could say that, too. Oscar would laugh and blush down at their socks and mumble something about it, and it could be a joke. Lando's sort of tired of laughing stuff off lately, though, so he doesn't.

"I don't know," Lando says, "guess you'll have to wait and see."

"On the edge of my seat," Oscar answers back, dry. His hair is curling a little at the back of his neck and around his ears. He's looked extra... something all weekend. Extra himself, or a little bit different, maybe. But perhaps that's just the break talking, just the shit car and the heat and the fact they'd had to fidget all the way through the video with no trophies to keep their hands occupied.

Oscar rubs one foot on top of the other, lips ticking sideways and back. He stares at Lando until Lando remembers he'd started a conversation that Oscar's probably waiting on him to finish.

And Lando's probably got one more silly impulse decision left in him.

"What're you doing tonight?" he asks.

Oscar's smile warms. They've got a late morning flight to Mexico City. "Nothing. Why?"

Lando thinks of Tetris. Twisting pieces until they slot just together, over and over until it's stuck in your head like a song, crowding out the bad. Even when it's not so bad.

"You want to come to mine?"

from here

[sunlitlemonade]

YOU WATCH F1 TOO?!?!?!?!???????!?? RAHHHHHHHHH🏎🏎🏎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 can we plz get thoughts on drivers 👀🥺🙏🫣🫣🫣🫦

anon i know you sent this sometime around suzuka but that last emoji made me laugh every time i tried answering this. as for the drivers......... sigh. I'm swinging a very bedazzled bat at a swarming hornets' nest. pray for me.

under the cut because i yapped a LOT. also. uh. possible slander. so like.

Red Bull Racing

Max Verstappen: starting off strong here with my favourite guy of all time. He's Inevitable™. He's fast. He's amazing. He's sweet and blunt and gorgeous and I want everything good for him. He's phenomenal, he moves me, he makes it's so easy to root for him and yet, it's incredibly taxing to be a fan given the British bias in F1 journalism and the fandom, not to mention FIA occasionally losing it's goddamn mind.

Sergio 'Checo' Perez: I'm actually so fond of him. His recent performances leave more to desired, I know, but fuck if he isn't the funniest mf around. Also it's simply a matter of time when he gets back in form [the bias is STRONG here I'm aware]. Also he's an extremely good second driver because I for one think he knows how to handle a team built around his teammate. I don't think any other driver on the current grid would have gelled with Max and Red Bull's structure [and strategy to win] the way Checo has.

Ferrari

Charles Leclerc: Il Predestinato. Saint Leclerc. Curse bearer and curse breaker. He's made to be a dream. He can make the hopeless hope. I know I said Max is generational talent but we're quite lucky to be in this era where we have not one, but TWO generational talents because Charles..... this guy..... you have to be blind to not see the sheer talent and insanity this man holds. Ferrari get your shit together istg. I need a Verstappen - Leclerc WDC fight. IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.

Carlos Sainz: *cough* ok, so, I wanna start off by saying I do think he's a chill guy off-track, ok? I really do think that. He's funny, quick, hot [ofc]. As a driver though. I just. He's good --not as good as F1 media wanted you to believe after his win in Australia and the circumstances surrounding it [WDC material??? Any GP winner now is considered WDC material??? ok]-- but he whines A LOT and I would actually prefer if his aggressiveness on track is directed less at his own teammate and more on their opposition? That would be cool. Plus sometimes he forgets it's not 'yippee we are all friends haha' all the time and inevitably fires up when someone serves cunt on track and he's bearing the brunt of it. I call it the Mclaren syndrome if anyone is interested.

Mclaren

enough said [ignore the shit quality i grabbed the first template i could find sjskdjfke]

Mercedes

George Russell: HES SUCH A HILARIOUS DIVA!!!! WHO DOESNT LOVE THIS GUY?? He's so entertaining and fun and he is a very good driver! I feel like we still have yet to see all he can achieve and I am very excited to see what happens next.

Lewis Hamilton: Legend. I truly have nothing else to add. Forget his fanbase, forget his tunnel vision when it comes to winning [and this applies to almost every driver, most of all my favourite ones lol], he's seven time world champion for a reason. Since we're asking for my opinions here though, I'll tell you this: anytime he wins I'm happy enough to see it [though I will forever want to see my favs on P1], any time he doesn't I don't care much, if he has a bad race I will give it less notice- basically, he exists in the periphery of my vision. I have been in awe of him for years and admire him but I cannot call myself a fan. One thing I can't help but obsess over is how cunty and unapologetic he is [which is also something that I love about Max].

Alpine

Esteban Ocon: He's a good driver, he's grinded hard to be here in F1 and I love to see it. Also, he's geek! In my books, that's always a plus.

Pierre Gasly: He's actually one of the most unremarkable drivers on the grid currently. Like there's nothing wrong with him and every time he pops up in interviews or whatever he's fun to see but that's about it? Honestly he seems like a cool guy, a driver okay enough but doesn't stand out much to me in anyway skdjhsjd

Sauber

Valtteri Bottas: THE MOST UNDERRATED DRIVER EVER MAYBE????? I love this dude and I'm hoping he can get something better than the tractor he has this season, as unlikely as it is.

Zhou Guanyu: Again, he's a nice enough driver and I really enjoy his vibe but he's crawling on the track in the tractor Sauber cooked up and I don't really know what to think of him beyond what I have stated.

Aston Martin

Fernando Alonso: Anyone who has a problem with Mr. Alonso has a problem with me. This is a strict Alonso Stan account, I do not take criticism and idc what anyone else has to say about him. He's a legend, he's an icon, he's the spirit of F1. I'm quite literally obsessed with him. You know what. Max is the Only One for me BUT if Fernando happened to win a 3rd title........... Did you know that Adrian Newey was recently acquired by Aston Martin [MAKE IT HAPPEN NEWEY].

Lance Stroll: idc. truly idc. some hate this guy, some love him. im at the camp of idgaf. just complete indifference.

Haas

Kevin Magnussen: If you've noticed anything by now, it's that I love love love track terrors. Not the stupid bitches who divebomb everyone all the time and start barking when it happens to them. Nah, the ones who race. I fucking love them. I love Kevin. Hoping against hope that he gets a seat somewhere next year, I will miss him so much. He's incredible to watch. God. I will actually miss him so much. Fuck.

Nico Hulkenberg: Another underrated driver, he's actually quite skillful and entertaining to watch. I just wish he had better luck like 😭

VCARB

Daniel Ricciardo: I miss him. His performances had waned and yeah, it had been time for him to go but I will still miss him and idk man I will admit I wasn't his biggest fan a while back, which had hurt because at some point, years back, he was the main reason why I watched the sport at all. But he had slowly wormed himself back in my heart and fuck. His last race actually made my chest clench ngl. He was absolutely amazing.

Liam Lawson: Consider me sat. I'm SO curious to see how he performs. We know he's got potential but just how far can he stretch?

Yuki Tsunoda: How many times have I used the word 'love' already? I'm sorry but what else can I say? I genuinely love this fella. He's so good and exciting to watch on track and also, plain funny. I wish for everything good to happen to him.

Williams

Alex Albon: infatuated with his billion dollar smile. Now that that's out of the way let me also just say HES SUNLIGHT INCARNATE, also I COULD LISTEN TO HIM YAP FOREVER. Idk I'm actually really happy for him because he seems to be flourishing at Williams and I mean this in the best way possible: he shines at a midfield team. [Also, note me saying he's sunshine doesn't negate just how fucking sly & sassy he can be. I adore that about him.]

Franco Colapinto: MY BELOVED. I perk up like a sunflower under the sun when I see him. He's such an intriguing driver. I detect hints of track terrorism abilities brewing here and cannot wait to see more of it. Also! He's so refreshing to listen to. I know like 80 percent of the grid is no-nonsense and transparent but man idk how to say this. He's a fucking comedian. Not a thought that has any sort of filter at all in that pretty little head of his. Just. No PR training at all here.

Logan Sargent: This boy. He did not deserve even a smidgen of what he had to tolerate. I actually detest the collective treatment from the fandom and his own fucking team that he had to constantly weather. I hope whatever racing division he advances to, he fucking demolishes. I hope he has so much fun winning. I miss him and his reserved smiles.

Special mention:

Oliver Bearman: I mean he raced twice this season, I can't skip over him just like that. Anyways, he's a BABY [< girl who's half a year older than him sjedhbwje] and I WANT HIM TO DO GOOD. He's done relatively well till now in the limited time on track [in F1] we've seen him, we'll have to wait and watch how he does next year. This F2 season for him has been... eh but like I get why.

[andrebearakovsky]

My SCF Game 7 thoughts

lbr the panthers clinched that win when they brought out Roberto Luongo to do the pregame drum thing. There is no better motivator for that team. That was essentially management doing the simpsons “do it for her” meme

I lost my absolute fucking mind during the Sam Reinhart eventual cup-winning goal; not because of anything Reinhart did, but because of Dmitry Kulikov. It was one of my favorite types of plays: he fucking swiped a goal out of his own crease and then they immediately went down to the other end to score. That’s a fucking two-goal swing, because of him. My head was spinning over this play. Honestly I personally believe this play even more than the goal was what won them the Stanley Cup. (Along with some sick plays from Bobrovsky.)

If you look closely as the final clock ran out you could see Sam Reinhart like inching his way towards Bobrovsky so that he could be there to hug him first lol

Man I am so happy to see the panthers win. Not just because I always love to see a franchise win the cup for the first time, but I love Sasha Barkov, I love Matty Tkachuk, and if you’ve followed me for awhile you know I loooooove Vladi Tarasenko (and also Niko Mikkola), and it’s so satisfying seeing that group win together. And also guys like Okposo and OEL and Bobrovsky and Kulikov getting their cups after a long long time

Man I got emotional when they showed the entire Tkachuk family crying

Matthew winning the Cup before his brother (and dad) is a victory for oldest siblings everywhere

What are the chances that later Taryn gets her hands on the Cup and then brags to Brady about how she can touch it but he can’t lol

When they showed the commercial with the cup champ merch there was some kind of poster that featured a rat on it lmaooo

I predicted the Cup would go from Barkov to Ekblad to Okposo. Barkov totally threw off my predictions when he gave it to Bobrovsky first (a surprise but not surprising) and Ekblad didn’t get it until like seventh or something

As expected ESPN totally fumbled coverage of all the cup lifts lol. They did not get good footage of Barkov lifting it the first time, but in fairness to them I’m pretty sure Barkov skated in the complete wrong direction; instead of skating towards the camera he yeeted to his right. And they totally skipped Rodrigues’ cup lift, I think that’s the only one I didn’t catch. I was waiting for him and then suddenly they’re at the black aces and I hadn’t seen him so I think the broadcast missed him. I think he might’ve been after Lundell; when they cut away from Lundell’s lap they were away from him for a bit long so I think that might’ve been when Rodrigues was. Anyone who was watching Sportsnet plz confirm to me if that was true; Canadian coverage is always better and I plan to see if I can find footage of this later

The voted most punchable man in the NHL is now a cup champ

The look on Paul Maurice’s face when he lifted the cup was too much for me, made me emo

Fuck OFF Roberto Luongo lifting the cup!!!!! That made me emo and I imagine there is nothing more satisfying for panthers fans to see. They did it, they truly did it for Him

Apparently in Matthew’s interview with sportsnet he said “you know I couldn’t let Edmonton win” lmaoooo he’s such a little shit 😂

I love that they were playing a bunch of Pitbull in the arena when they were doing cup laps. Very appropriate

I really think they should’ve played Sweetness at some point. I know it’s not technically their goal song anymore, but like it’s Their Song

Lost my mind at them going for seconds with the cup laps lol, I’ve never seen anyone do that before

I don’t care what the mainstream media says, Sasha Barkov won the conn smythe. To me.

At some point tonight Matthew Tkachuk is definitely stealing the Cup and jumping directly into the ocean with it

I can’t wait for them to bring the Cup to a Miami Marlins game and just take over the arena. No one goes to Marlins games, they could probably actually take over the park or just all steal seats directly behind the plate and no one would care

I feel a bit bad for McDavid but ONLY McDavid, but only a little bit. He really did try his damndest. But like sorry my dude, maybe don’t be on a team with absolutely atrocious vibes. Idk what it is but the team, the media, and the fanbase (sorry) for the oilers just give off the most rancid vibes. And so I’m really fucking glad they didn’t win, they were rubbing me the wrong way all playoffs and they would’ve been completely insufferable had they won and I’m glad we don’t have to go through that. And this also means ekane doesn’t win and the Corey Perry losing in the cup final curse continues!!!!

I said this early in the playoffs but I kind of wanted McDavid to have to suffer a bit more before he finds playoff success. I think it’ll feel more satisfying if he’s gotta grind for it and *finally* win it later in life. People thought he’d be on the Sidney Crosby track? No, I want him on the Alex Ovechkin track. I want him on the most painful yet ultimately most rewarding track

And also: absolutely fucking SUCK IT, mark messier. ESPN shoved Messier and his stupid fucking uppity self down our throats all playoffs and it was so fucking gratifying to see both the rangers and oilers go down. If I never saw that man again in my life it would be a blessing get that man off my tv forever

Now, for Panthers fans: I had a thought. I did some looking at the Panthers roster, and of all the guys that I would consider “regulars” on the team, they all automatically qualify to get their name on the Cup based on games played/played in a cup final game except for 2 of them: Josh Mahura and Jonah Gadjovich. Do you think the panthers will put their names on the cup?

At the end of all this, I am feeling happy and content. Way to go, Kitties

[shigarakisbabyy]

MHA boys x Artist Reader

Heyo! Here’s some of the MHA boys with an artist reader! Reader is kept gender neutral. If anyone wants a part two, lemme know!

Warnings: mentions of nudity. Mentions of s€x.

Izuku Midoriya

He keeps ur drawings in notebook or folder and stares at them cause they’re so pretty

He loves to watch you draw. It’s just so mesmerizing watching a blank piece of paper turn into something gorgeous

If you draw him he WILL get insanely flustered or cry.

If you draw you two together he’ll pin it to his wall and stare at it to go to sleep

He’ll beg you for a self portrait for him to keep

Has an entire notebook dedicated to ur style and how you draw and what you use.

Katsuki Bakugo

Doesn’t think it’s that impressive until you show him ur drawings

Gets pissed when he tries to draw you and it comes out like shit. But then he finds out you keep that drawing on you at all times and he gets SO smug about it

Like deku, he’d watch you and analyze your every move when you’re drawing

If you draw on your skin he’ll pretend that it’s stupid and you shouldn’t do that but he’ll trace the drawings when y’all are cuddling

Don’t try and draw on him tho. He might bite you

If you draw a picture of him, he’ll get super flustered but act like he hates it (but he pins it to his wall and can’t stop staring at it because he can’t believe that that’s how you see him and he looks so pretty).

When you ask about it he’ll say he just kept it up there cause he didn’t have any other place to put it but you know hems lyingggggg

Shoto Todoroki

Literally keeps everything you draw.

Honestly, he probably can draw really well too. You guys have contests.

Please draw on him. 100% do it

If you have an Instagram or any other social media where you posts ur drawings he’ll spam like you and share them with all his friends

Compliments you all the time over it

Tries to convince you to do commissions and sell ur artwork

Tenya Iida

“Wow, that’s so cool y/n! Where’d you find that picture?”

Is so amazed when you tell him you drew it

Man is in AWE. Probably cause he can’t even draw a circle without it looking wonky but-

Supports you 100% if you want to be a professional artist and not a hero and he’ll buy you supplies

Convinces you to put up a gallery at school or somewhere where everyone can look at your drawings and paintings

Will get mad if you doodle on school papers or draw during class tho.

“There is a time and a place to engage in hobbies, y/n! School is not one of them!”

Hawks

You design logos and posters and merch for him

Stares at everything you draw for hours

Will try and get you to paint him in the nude. Just for giggles.

Will help you set up a social media for ur art work

Literally after every time you show him a new drawing or painting he kisses you and praises you. To the point it’s sickening.

Eijiro Kirishima

“That’s so manly y/n! I could never have that patience!”

If you ever get upset that you don’t like a drawing he’ll find everything he loves about it and praise you until you like it

Boy collects ur drawings. They are all over his room. Help him.

Brags about ur talent to his friends.

Please please please draw on him. Actually no, don’t, because he’ll never take a shower afterwards in case it washes off.

Draw him manly and scary looking PLEASE he’ll feel so good about himself

Denki Kaminari

“So like… can you draw us fuckin-“

You honked him upside the head for that

He’ll compliment you and share ur drawings on social media and with his friends

Loves to watch you draw

Whenever he short circuits you’ll draw on him to calm him and and he’ll get so happy cause he’ll feel so taken care of

He’ll beg you to design logos and merch for him when he’s a pro. Do it plz

Tomura Shigaraki

He’ll have you design flyers for the league LOLOL

Will beg you to draw him artwork and posters from his favorite video games so he can hang it on his wall

Hoards every drawing you’ve ever done in his room. He stares at them. But he wont touch them becuase he doesn’t wanna dust it

Please draw him. He will cherish it.

Will try and draw but it always turns out like shit so he throws it away. He decides to just watch you draw instead

Will try and convince you to have a side business selling ur art to help out with funds for the league

Shota Aizawa

He will get ur art tattooed or put on his desk.

Always has one of your drawings in his pocket

Draw him pictures of cats. Pls.

Honestly he just loves how messy it can be and when you get graphite or paint all over your hands or on your face and in ur hair. Its so cute

Draw a self portrait, he’ll make copies and put one on his desk and keep it on him all the time

Will put ur artwork in the class room.

Dabi

Since his quirk destroys everything and you love to create stuff, he’ll love ur ability to draw

Please design tattoos for him.

Wont watch you draw cause he’s impatient but he’ll stare and admire your paintings and drawings when ur done with them

Kinda scared he’ll burn em on accident so he doesn’t really touch them

[stevesbbg]

a new chapter - battison!bruce wayne x reader

a/n: i wrote this at 2am trying to get my brain working again - this hasn't been re-read or anything so if there's any improper grammar plz let me know *sob* i really don't like the way this turned out but i'm publishing it anyway :D

tw: language, fake dating to lovers, mentions of death, fighting, angst, fluff, a bad attempt at breaking up, i wrote this at 2 am without re-reading it so it probably won't make much sense - go writing block ;-;

"So that's it," She froze, "I'm just some stupid girl who means nothing to you?"

His grey eyes snapped to hers, "Yes, you mean nothing to me. You never have and you never will." He swallowed thickly, as if he regretted what he was saying.

She knew he was lying, but it still hurt. He was her best friend for fucks sake. Even if she tried with her whole heart, she knew deep down she could never actually hate him.

"And cut. That was perfect guys, I'll be sure to leak it to everyone."

Bruce and Y/N had been putting on a show for the media for quite a few weeks now. The fake dating was his parents grand idea. Before they had passed away, they had set up the two childhood friends in hope that they could maintain the family fortune. Bruce thought the whole affair was disgusting, but now he could finally be free from whatever the hell this was.

Y/N on the other-hand, never gave it much thought. She grew up without parents of her own, so she had been determined to keep Mr. and Mrs. Wayne happy.

"Are you alright?" Bruce sat back down in his chair. He pulled open a drawer to get the sunglasses he had set aside for the video.

Y/N stood there, "Is any of this right? I feel like we shouldn't do this." She walked over to a mirror and fixed the hair that had fallen from its previous position. They were both a mess, internally and externally.

"Nothing about my family is right. The way they died, the way they forced us into this." He said in a tone dripping with venom.

"I don't really think it's that bad," Y/N began, but stopped before Bruce got even more upset, "But if you need me, I'll be in my room." She left with a small smile and a few tears in her eyes.

She had always cared about Bruce. She hated the way he carried the weight of his parents on his back, constantly blaming everything on himself. She wanted him to have a better life, but he was just too stubborn.

That was another thing she loved about him.

When she reached her room, Alfred had already made some tea and set it by her bed. Being a Wayne was extremely tiring but even more so when it's all fake. None of this was real, and that made everything harder.

Y/N fell asleep reading a book she wanted Bruce to read, finally resting after the draining day they had both experienced.

After a few hours, Bruce had walked in. Seeing the blankets had fallen off, he picked them back up and gently covered the girl back up. He stood there watching her calm face and rising and falling chest. He would never admit to it, but sometimes he could swear Y/N did something to him. Like the world was less cruel when she was around him. That was impossible though, of course.

The next morning, every news outlet in Gotham and the surrounding cities were on fire with the 'leaked' video of the famous Wayne couple splitting.

Y/N, walking downstairs, could already feel the tension. Bruce stood by the television with a sturdy scowl.

"Hell of a way to wake up, huh?" She tried to break the ice. She sat down on the sofa and shook her head, "You're a pretty good actor."

"Part of that was true, you know." Bruce faced her, "I don't want to be with you."

Y/N's heart sank a bit. She figured he would push her away after this, but God knows she wasn't ready for it.

"Shit," He mumbled to himself, "I don't mean it like that. I just don't want to be forced, you know? I feel like we would've ended up together anyway regardless of my family."

Oh.

"I've always had feelings for you. Its been like that ever since we met, and I've always been sure I wanted to be with you forever."

"Well it's kind of fucked up now, isn't it?" She looked him in the eyes with a hint of sadness.

He looked down at his slippers. She had bought him those for his birthday.

They sat there for what felt like an eternity. The only sounds were the hustle and bustle of early morning traffic and heavy hearts. Neither one could speak, because what was there to be said? The only way they could be together now was too be together in secret, in the dark. It was ironic in a way.

"Good morning, Master Wayne. You have a call from someone." Alfred came in to break the silence.

Bruce got up and walked out, shuffling to his office. Usually he wouldn't answer, but God knew he wanted to get out of the awkward quietness.

"Are you alright, Ma'am?" Alfred fixed the pillows where Bruce had been sitting, "I'm sure a cup of tea would help. Peppermint or Green?"

"Peppermint's fine." Y/N sighed, "Alfred, is this ever going to get better? I feel like this is all my fault."

"Time heals all wounds, Mrs. Wayne." He smiled and went to the kitchen. Did he not remember she and Bruce had split? They were no longer associated like that.

The staged video popped back up onto the screen of the TV. The familiar yelling and crying coming back to her. It all looked pretty believable.

"You've been lying this whole time about your love for me?" The camera zoomed in on Y/N's face, catching the almost real heartbreak on her face.

The camera switched over to Bruce, who was straight-faced, "I've never loved you."

Y/N shut the TV off, not wanting to relive it again. She got up, went into the kitchen to grab the tea Alfred had made, and went up to her room. She plopped down on her bed and stared at the ceiling.

The door creaked open and the tall, brooding man walked through and sat by her.

"I'm sorry."

She looked at him. His hair falling in his face, his eyes practically dyed black from the paint he used to help conceal his identity. To most it would likely scare them away, but to Y/N, it was familiar.

"I am too, bats." She sat up and rested her head on his shoulder, "I am too."

"Do you think we would've had a chance if they didn't set us up?" He questioned softly.

Y/N chuckled quietly. The odds had been stacked against the two since day one. She thought about it for a moment, then answered.

"I think we would've tried."

"So why don't we," He looked down at the girl resting on him, "We can always say we're trying to patch things up if the press asks. We could just start a new book and fill it with better things."

Y/N didn't know how to word it, "What went wrong in the first place?"

Bruce bit his lip, "I think we were just given a bad script, a bad plot. We did the best we could with it though."

"Apparently we have good character development," Y/N smiled, "So maybe this isn't the end of the story necessarily, just a new chapter."

He kissed the top of her head, "You know, even though we were just putting on a show for everyone, I legitimately loved you. I feel like a bitch for trying to distance you from me." He paused, "I just wasn't sure you were happy where you were."

"As long as I'm with you, I'll be happy. No matter what happens," She wrapped her arm around him and hugged his side, "Here's to a new chapter, right?"

"Yeah," He nodded, "A new chapter."

[tomiesimppp]

Girl in red

wednesday addams X FEM reader

warning : i am very new to this so plz tell me if i did some thing wrong plz tell me and i hope this i good and plz give me requests.

your a new student in nevermore but of course, the gossip in nevermore about a new student was loud. your a beautiful girl but others did there research and digging, and you apparently stab and killed some one at your old school ,but you some how got away with it, Wednesday was very interested on how you got away with murder.

you went to you new dorm and to meet your new room mate, you walk down the hallway with a travel cart that has your bags and suitcases ,you walked as your red heels clicked against the old hard wood floor the clicks of your heels echoing threw the hall you stop at the door and knocked at the door a tall female figure opens the door you look you at the woman , she looks at you shes a lot smaller than she thought you would be .

your a short girl almost as short as Wednesday she let you in and you unpacking your things and decorate your side of the room she saw your things and you had black Louis Vuitton bags soon she saw her saw more designer bags shoes clothing and more then she watch you decorate your room you had one too many books tho you love reading oh so mush you could get lost in books for hours at a time but you said you would pay more attention to the real world .

soon you were done with your room and you need one last thing the beautiful black mirror it looked old to others but to you it was beautiful you looked at the girl that is consider your room mate you look her up and down are you going to sit and look dumb or are you going to give me the tour umm.... she was thinking about what to say to a pretty face like yours she got up and gave you tour like you asked she talked and walked you were wearing a headband red as blood and your hair black as can be a simple red cherry lip and a black turtle neck a red v neck cardigan a black skirt and black tights ans some pretty red platform heels and gold jewelry and a red Dior bag as you walk around others feel you charm and others fear you.

it was so weird you saw a girl she was looking at you the blond girl looks the other way and ran of you were confused about it but got over it you got your uniform and you absolutely I HATE IT you said you look in the mirror but you have to wear it Yoko said you looked at her NO SHIT SHERLOCK you yell okay you don't have to yell you roll you eyes come on its not that bad you looked at her giving a rusting bitch face okay maybe a purpler headband NO come on try it NO because i don't wear purpler try it ones NO y/n what you said turning around to face her try it this one time and if you don't like it you can never wear it ever i you life fine you try and hate it so red i was

you got in comfort clothing and you lay cross you bed a Yoko was doing homework and she had things to say to yo she spin her chair around and looked at you you look up you see her gaze what is it you ask will you answer some questions you sighed fine you said rolling you eyes okay are your parent famous or some thing because how and why do you have so much expense and luxury things no my parents are not famous they own many company's and work so much whats the company they Owen more than one how many i don't know all of them but you can do you digging on the media okay but .

but what you said Okay soo you look at the girl confused the hole school thinks you killed someone you look at her dead pan and you role your eyes WILL she yelled will what ARE YOU FOR REAL umm...yes DID YOU KILL SOMEONE AND HOW DID YOU GET AWAY WITH IT she yells at you okay one STOP YELLING AT ME okay iam sorry she calms down so can you tell me how maybe come don't leave me hanging like that you look at her fine but i think you want to sit down.

and that is part one of the story idk if you what part 2 but if you want it plz ask i will post it hope you liked the story and sorry about the paragraphs it's a habit BYE <3

[delicrieux]

☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”

PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.

─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand) 

author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!

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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it. 

Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.

Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge. 

But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.

Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”

You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.

But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too. 

Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.

That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view. 

You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”. 

Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.

Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.

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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”

Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.

“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”

While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.

r u dating sykkuno?

You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”

the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team

“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”

how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?

“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute. 

can i be adopted by ur parents plz

will you and corpse ever collab?!

You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.

Corpse_Husband: yes.

Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.

pack it up, sykkuno

More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets. 

“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”

we are prepared

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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.

y/n is a child murderer

“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”

take a break and go eat queen <3

“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”

Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance. 

“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?” 

The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over. 

“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”

Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”

“Your pizza came.”

“My what now?” You echo, confused.

“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”

“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”

Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.

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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”

If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae. 

looking hot, her message read. 

thanks, was all you replied with.

You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.

Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.

“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”

You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.

“Glad you liked it, baby.”

He was going to be the death of you.

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tags (in italics is those i couldn’t tag! make sure all’s ok w your settings!) : @littlebabysandboxburritos - @fairywriter-oracle - @tsukishimawh0re - @ofstarsanddreams - @bbecc-a - @annshit - @leahh19 - @letsloveimagines - @bellomi-clarke - @wineandionysus - @guiltydols - @onephootinfrontoftheother - @liamakorn - @thirstyfangirl - @lilysdaydreams - @pan-ini - @mxqicshxp - @tanchosanke - @yoshinorecommends - @flightsandfantasy - @liljennyx3 - @slashersdream - @unknown-and-invisible - @sinister-sleep - @fivedicksinatrenchcoat - @mercury–moon - @peterparkerspjsuit - @unstableye - @simonsbluee - @shinyshimaagain - @ppopty - @siriuslystupid - @crapimahuman - @ofthedewthesunlight - @mythicalamphitrite - @artsyally - @corpsesimpp - @corpsewhitetee - @corpse-husbandsimp - @hyp-oh-critical - @roses-and-grasses - @rhyrhy462 - @sparklylandflaplawyer - @charbkgo - @airwaveee - @creativedogs - @kaitlyn2907 - @loxbbg - @afuckingunicornn - @fleurmoon - @yeolliedokai - @truly-dionysus - @multi-fandom-central707

more tags are in the comments bcs tumblr only allows me to tag 50 people max 💙

[mrstsung]

Like are people blind? Do people not watch other mk media and or understand that raiden absolutely has shown affection to mortals?

I mean he's not a heavy pda or show off. But he would at least put his hand or arm around your waist. And maybe a gentle kiss on the hand or something,like he will show it but subtly. By the elder gods people! Also raiden when comfy with someone would absolutely be playful,maybe cheeky banter. Honestly raiden still would be pda but again NOTHING HEAVY. (Unlike the likes of shang tsung who is a show off and proudly would display his beloved. Or kung lao whos like "fuck yeah! Im the man!" Or definitely the most pda guy in mk johnny cage. Because he's that proud and loving of his partner)

I swear you think gods are supposed to be fucking robots or some shit.

WE MORTALS AREN'T THAT FUCKING SPECIAL IN THE EMOTIONAL DEPARTMENT STOP ACTING LIKE WE THE ONLY BEINGS TO EXPERIENCE IT!

Especially raiden and fujin. They legit were put as protectors and gods of earthrealm for a reason. They were the closest to the mortals of earthrealm.

Like how many times do i need to repeat it? Mk9-Mk11 fucked up the whole damn timeline.

Raiden was never fucking emotionless,never stiff,and certain showed more fucking personality then we get currently.

Legit guy is wet cardboard now. And it sucks.

Like sometimes i wonder if people just cant fathom god characters being no damn different than us mortals? Y'all preach it sometimes but never show it in fics or writing.

Like i get such great content for other characters. But the second i get to the god characters in mk. Y'all lack.

The only damn difference between Mortals and gods in mk.

Is gods have bigger powers on a grander scale. Dont die. And yes some do have responsibilities but they dont have to be sticks in the mud with no personality to fucking do that. Good lord.

Yes im hella criticizing y'all writing raiden.

This character has been done so dirty. Same with kung lao but thats for a whole nother post entirely.

Raiden works his ass off and this is how you portray him?! This is how you repay him?! The fact he went thru legit hell and you have nothing to show but false grief.

Sorry its just this character is comfort character and also one of my og mk crushes and i just hate seeing him portrayed this way.

Because thats not the raiden i grew up with and remember.

So plz write him better. Screw trying to be "canon", Canon to NRS is a mere suggestion at this point. They dont even care. Im tired of people being afraid to write some damn emotion with characters. Like actually make me feel damn it!

But plz for the love of god,actually give raiden some personality again!

I only have been able to find a few that actually show rai really good.

And it hurts.

[cup-of-wine-glass-of-tea]

Moomintroll?

*cracks knuckles*

Okey, plz pals, keep in mind that I'm still relatively new in the fandom, and I still need to watch several pieces of media from the moomins, this is my opinion so far, mainly from the 90's, 2019 version and a collective of analysis from the character.

1. I just really love the simple design, he's a creechur, he looks huggable, adorable but not in a cutesy sort of way(? , And can be interpreted so we'll in many styles.

2. I think this one speaks for itself, not so much in the 90's so far (from what I saw) but in Moominvalley… I don't like it when the character learns a lesson but it doesn't look like it in the next episodes(mind you, sometimes this is done right, like when they're about to do the same mistake again, but someone or themselves realize and reminisce about it, love that shit). There's so much room for moomintroll to mature, to come into terms of who he is, what he is good for, (HIS FEELINGS!!) . To try to understand and appreciate more the ones around him (cof cof* little my).

He's a sort of type of hero, and I love a flawed hero so he can grow and become better. I need more moments where he can truly shine, and not being overlook by everyone else because he (and the others sometimes) think he's incompetent, or others making him look incompetent (in aspects that doesn't feel right for him to be that way).

I hope I make sense, I just love a good development. Hell if you want to make him a villain, GO FOR IT, just..plz let's make something, of this character.

3. Yeah, I mean, yeah xdd, I really like him (platonically 7-7)

4.Again, in context with point three, he looks like he's got a lot of inner insecurities and longing for many things, and for some people may look kind of vain, but, I mean, the fear of being alone, trying to make something of oneself but for the wrong reasons (as in a want others to love me cus that way I will love myself more?). I mean, I'm probably misinterpreting his character but…it's what I perceive from him. And hopefully I'm not just projecting myself XD.

5. Sorry but he's still cute and sometimes I just wanna grab him and pamper him. Specifically the 90's version, he's baby.

6. I put an ½ cus I love him for who he is in canon, but I also like what he can be. I hope this makes sense XD.

7. Okey here we have another ½ cus I'm not really like moomintroll, I'm half him, half snufkin, but I'm the communication and emotional department, yeah, not so much (only in the sometimes changing for others, but kinda).I'm not afraid of being alone, I enjoy and need it sometimes actually, and I'm not the clingy for insecurities type. I relate to him mostly in superficial aspects and generally he is just charming to me (again platonically, if u come in my dms calling me a simp for moomintroll I'm blocking u/ hj)

[maydayaj]

Ahh so many good questions wow You’re the queen of rants/ted talks so let’s go with 5 for the positivity asks!!! Rant about what makes you happy! 😊🙏😊 (tag aclosetfan plz!)

Awww thank you! 🥰

And okay this will be a short rant but: I love Sanrio. And this will be very messy

I love the characters and backstories that Sanrio has to offer and GOD THE AESTHETICS! Because of Sanrio it has opened my understanding to pink/goth aesthetics, finding good face claims to fit the characters, and make up plots in my head that I constantly think about. Honestly the characters have the most impact on me, because of how divers the cast is. We got cats, dogs, bunnies, frogs, penguins etc... and each of them are fucking amazing. If you have been on my account for a while you know that I love Melody and Kuromi a shit ton (like I’d die for those cuties-) And it’s because of how they are in the show and how they interact as rivals! (The rivals/enemies to lovers is showing out of meeee-) Melody is obviously to Kuromi’s apparent hate for her and just wants Kuromi to be her friend, but when you look at Kuromi’s perspective OH BOY- 👀 Without spoiling a lot I’ll say this: sometimes Melody’s oblivious nature can hurt people without her knowing that person being Kuromi, and at first I was like “this reason is kinda eh-“ but when you look at it more you’ll see how Kuromi felt- watch the my Melody anime it’s so good huehue- They have to be my first “I cant believe they’re not gay!” ship, and it’s for such good reasons.

Along with My Melody and Kuromi, we have Hello Kitty herself. I haven’t watched the ALL the Hello Kitty shows but I did watch a couple growing up. I watch the original series (the one with her and her family-) the fairytale play one (where hello Kitty and some of her other friends are in fairytales-) A wonderland one, a YouTube web series one, and I think that’s it. I used to watch her all the time and I really enjoyed it. Hello Kitty was such an icon to me and I still loved her, she shaped most of my childhood and I think many others. I also love the other sources of Hello Kitty material and what the creator has planned out for her. Like the fact that Daniel (the “male” kitten that is usually her love interest or is seen with her-) is a GIRL TOO?!? Like I didn’t know that and it amazed me how the creators break some boundaries secretly.

For the other characters I have to say that they are adorable and I love their designs! My favourites are Cinnamonroll, Keroppi and I’m warming up to Bad Badtz-Maru’s design as well. Once you like one thing about Sanrio, you slowly start to love all aspects of it, and this is my final point: media’s interpretation of the characters. From the cosplay, to the fanart and some rare fics, the list goes on and on, and it astounds me. I love how people draw the characters and what head canons they have for them, I love the diversity in the fanart too and how they interact. I adore the cosplays- that’s the good shit. And the plushies.... I fucking want one and a sweater with some stickers I just crave merchandise that I don’t have-

My closing thoughts: I love Sanrio, I have a Pinterest board for the characters, I’m tempted to make a discord about it, and if you’re into it my DMs are open! Thank you @aclosetfan 🥺❤️✨

[t0th3-ark]

Introduction Page!

Hello ladies, gents, and everyone in between, I'm Aster! Welcome to my fanfiction and brain rot page (mostly Mobius content). Some fun facts about me are *drumroll*:

18 yo. (my birthday is in May)

Non-binary, Bisexual here! (they/them or sometimes he/him is preferred.)

I'm going into my first year of college in the fall (oh lord).

My favorite color is either black or pink. It's a tie. (I know two different ends of the spectrum)

I graduated high-school this year (2021)

I work at cRAckEr BArrEL in the little shop they have at the front. (it's quite fun ngl. I get payed $10 an hour sometimes thats not enough to deal with ppl's shit and sustain how much I spend.)

I've only had one other job and it was at Kohl's (good lord that place gives me bad dreams).

I have like 4 friends and they all live at least 45 min+ from me same with online friends. (I'm lonely give me attention.)

I live in Texas were it's as hot as the Devil's anus iykyk. It's usually around 90 degrees on a regular basis. They all of a sudden it will be 2 degrees in the middle of spring. (Don't move here -1/10 do not recommend.)

It took my three ½ years to get my official driver's license and when I did it expired without me knowing and I drove with an expired license for a month. (BUT, I didn't get pulled over!)

I'm a SSB™  (simp since birth). I simp for a number of fictional characters such as, Mobius (that's obvious), Geralt of Rivia, Will Graham, Loki, Obi-Wan Kenobi (that one's slightly embarrassing), and others I don't remeber atm.

I have only started to gain confidence to post what I write on here. I will be making a request page for you guys to make requests on.

I've been writing fanfiction since I was a wee little 12 year old. Yes, I know, gross. I was really into Doctor Who fanfiction at that time. I wrote everything on paper cuz I didnt have a phone. (My parents found it recently. I almost "yeeted" myself out a window.)

I love frogs, rats, mice, and turtles (basically any goblincore-ish animal).

The energy I give off is bascially chaotic mentally-ill simp™.

I honestly would write for a living but nobody gets paid enough to write fanfiction .

So instead I'm a visual arts major but that's to be determined.

All of my tiktoks are cringy, change my mind.

I was obsessed with mermaids as a kid, as all children 2015 were. I even made potions and a fake mermaid tail. I was committed, okay?

I'm a 2003 baby in case anyone was wondering.

I have a few hobbies including: art (drawing, learning digital art and painting), music (listening and singing), being in nature, collecting random things in the woods (bonez), watching TV, social media (?), driving around, shopping (rETAIL THERAPY), fashion/makeup/hair, reading (occasionally), and of course writing.

Gator Loki is superior (I love u gator loki 😤)

Single since 2003 🤞🏻(someone PLZ end my suffering (jk)).

I'm the bitch that barks at people who make me 🌌uncomfy🌌.

I will be your partner in crime if asked. (Also will be your bestie)

My sense of humor is horrifyingly unfunny.

Wanna lie under the stars and watch marvel movies on a projector screen 🌟outside🌟?

I'm horribly shy and introverted in person.

Don't worry, I'll get on your nerves by asking if I'm annoying and saying sorry every five seconds.

People say I give good advice 🤷🏻?

So I think that's all. I may add more. Can you tell I'm a chaotic writer?

If you want to follow me on other platforms here are my usernames:

tiktok: aster2305

instagram: aster.leee

(those are the only two I use frequently but if you don't feel comfy adding me on either, you can always pm me here and I'll be glad to talk!)

I love all of you dudes that support my writing and I hope you're day is fantastic! 🤍

[trans-shuichisaihara]

fake it till (we) make it - Scene 3

it’s been over two years but here we go again

just in case, a warning for brief mentions of internalized homophobia

(read on ao3)

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Later in the afternoon, his phone rings.

He slows on his treadmill and glances across the room to the offending device, wondering if he should answer. His manager called earlier and chewed him out, so he really isn't in the mood to deal with any more of that. Still, on the off chance that it's something important, he reluctantly hops off and crosses over to at least pick it up and check it.

He's glad he does; the caller ID shows his best friend’s name. Without any further hesitation, he answers the call, pinning his phone between his ear and his shoulder as he grabs a towel to mop up his sweat. “Hey, Shuichi! What’s up?”

There's a brief, shuddering silence from the other side. He waits patiently and is soon rewarded with a meek greeting of “hey, Kaito.” Then, there's an audible swallow. “I hope I'm not bothering you, but... Um, I tried texting, and, um, it didn't look like... Anyway, how, how are you..?”

He hardly pauses to think about Shuichi’s stuttering; that’s normal, after all. “I’m good, sorry I didn’t answer your texts; people’ve been blowing up my phone all day, so I kinda got fed up and just muted ‘em all.” The brief thought about Shuichi’s own reason for calling crosses his mind, but he quickly sets it to the side.

“I, I see.” There’s a long pause. “What, what are they bothering you about? Is... Is it about your Twitter, perhaps..?”

Kaito sighs; guess it was too much to ask for one unrelated conversation. “So you heard too, then.” He crosses the room to his computer desk, spinning around the office chair placed in front of it so he can plop himself down in it.

“Um, well... Kinda hard not to... Kaede said she and her friends were speculating that your account got hacked? And I wouldn’t be surprised if Kokichi can Photoshop, so... So, um, you, you shouldn’t stress too much if that’s the case? I’m sure Sakakura can fix this.”

If only. “Nah, all he’s done is yell at me.” He snorts, shaking his head. “Because, uh, my account wasn’t hacked. That photo’s real, and, uh, well... The caption was accurate..?”

There’s another long pause. “So, you, you and him are..?”

“Dating, yeah.” He remembers the story they agreed to place down. “About two weeks now, if I’m rememberin’ right.” Then, to make it slightly more believable, he edits it to, “Maybe three?”

Shuichi yet again goes silent for a moment. “... That long?” There’s the faintest hint of hurt in his tone, and panic flutters in Kaito’s chest.

“Hey, don’t say it like that. It, uh, it just...” He struggles to articulate his thoughts and trails off.

“Sorry,” Shuichi finally sighs. “I just... Thought you would’ve told me.” He swallows, and Kaito again regrets doing this at all; of course he would’ve told his best friend the second he started dating.

“I, I meant to- I wanted to,” he lies, the words feeling sour as he forms them, “It just, you know, it was something that just happened.” Literally. “Neither of us were sure it was gonna be more than a brief fling, but, well, here we are.” He forces out a laugh that he hopes sounds real enough.

“Oh, I see... Um, I’m happy for you, then?” He sounds unsure, not that Kaito can blame him for that. “Just... Be careful. You know how Kokichi is.”

He definitely knows. “Yeah, yeah. Don’t worry; I got this.” He certainly doesn’t, but he won’t worry Shuichi with that.

Shuichi doesn’t respond to that, and Kaito changes the topic to something lighter, something that won’t make him feel like his stomach is eating itself. They talk about Shuichi’s band, about the upcoming tour, about both of their workout regiments, about meals they've cooked recently.

By the time Kaito glances at his watch and finds it to be nearing 3pm, he reluctantly ends their call, hoping that the pain he caused Shuichi has been remedied enough. If it was up to Kaito, he would’ve let Shuichi in on what was really going on, but he knows he shouldn’t just tell someone without consulting Kokichi. No matter how much he trusts Shuichi, he knows how easy it is for information like that to spread.

It’s hard enough work keeping a secret between two people, after all.

He sets those thoughts aside as he hops into the shower, washing off the sweat from his workout and mentally preparing for the interview. A week ago, he would've said the questions were going to be about his latest role and those in upcoming films, but he can rightly assume they were scrambling to create a new set of questions at this very moment.

At least he wouldn't be able to complain later about the interview being boring; he's sure he'll have to keep on his toes to avoid screwing anything up.

Once the water is too cold for even him to stand, Kaito hops out and dries off, skipping on styling his hair and going straight to his closet. He scans the line of suits, rolling his choices in his head before settling on his favorite: a rather flashy purple suit that pairs nicely with the bold galaxy patterned tie his grandparents got him. As he begins to tie it around his collar, he stares at his reflection in the mirror.

Will I need to get some new clothes to match Kokichi’s flamboyant style?

As he mulls the question over, he crosses the room to grab his phone to call for Sakakura, pausing when he notices a text from Kokichi - or rather, a series of texts that Kokichi spammed instead of putting everything in one message.

Kokichi: [so boreddddd]

Kokichi: [mom is being]

Kokichi: [SO NITPICKY]

Kokichi: [plz send help]

Kokichi: [ASAP!!!!]

Kaito snorts at the absurdness and opts not to respond. Kokichi knew what he signed up for when he chose to be a lead role in Toujou’s film. He switches to Sakakura and shoots him an “I’m ready” text. As much as he’d rather drive himself and avoid another lecture, Kaito knows that’s not gonna happen.

He idles until he hears the doorbell ring, grabbing a hair tie and pulling his hair back into a quick ponytail as he makes his way to the front door. Juzo Sakakura stands menacingly in the doorway, displeasure creasing every inch of his face.

“In the car,” he orders with a sharp jerk of his head.

Kaito thinks about saying something along the lines of “what, I don’t even get a hi?” but decides against it; Sakakura was already beyond pissed at him and saying anything unnecessary would only make it worse. So, he does as he’s told, trying not to let his own hot-headedness get flared up at the daggers digging into his back. Even when Sakakura makes sure to slam his car door as he settles down in the driver’s seat.

He drives in silence for a few minutes until they hit their first red light. “You understand what you’re doing, right? This is a serious matter that you won’t be able to back out of, even if you decide later on that you’re not going to humor whatever bullshit that Ouma brat’s pulling.”

Kaito crosses his arms. “I’m sure about this. ‘Sides, it was bound to come out eventually that I like men; as much as I don’t want people all up in my personal business, that’s just how life as a celebrity is.”

Sakakura’s fists clench around the steering wheel. “So, you’re really dating him then?”

“Is it hard to believe?” he asks, genuinely curious if it’s as unfathomable as he’s imagining it would be - though he isn’t sure his manager is the best person to ask that question. The people they’re actually trying to fool aren’t so close to them.

“It’s hard to believe anyone would want to date that entitled brat, let alone a guy like you.” Sakakura sighs, reaching up to pinch the bridge of his nose. “I wish if you had to do this, you would’ve picked someone quieter about shit like this.”

Kaito reads between the lines on that one. “Look, I’ll handle all the media shit about me coming out, so you don’t have to deal with it. You won’t have to make any public statements or acknowledge it, just don’t be an ass about it. Hell, you can quit if it makes you that fuckin’ uncomfortable.”

He clicks his tongue. “It’s not like that. Do whatever the fuck you want, but don’t bring it to work and we’ll be good.”

A disgusting feeling boils in Kaito’s chest, some crude mixture of shame and anger. It’s not an unfamiliar feeling, but certainly not one he’s felt in a number of years. He refuses to give Sakakura a response, glaring out the window as he talks himself down from acting rashly. He knows he’s pushing a problem to the side that’ll need to be solved before it explodes, but he doesn’t have the patience for this fight right now.

Dammit. While he was initially more worried about how the public was going to react to all this, it was now looking like he should’ve been more concerned about those around him, huh. He’s starting to feel more and more like a fool, and he’s not confident that that’s going to change before the day ends.