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[milf0bsessi0n]

send her boob pics and a video of you cumming when she’s sad

[blushweddinggowns]

Idea expanded, adult siblings Eddie and Robin who are close (Both raised by Wayne, sorry Robin's parents I'm killing you off), even when Robin goes to another state for college. Eddie stays back, has his slut era, that unfortunately ends in him being a single dad. Or fortunately depending on how you look at it because he adores his kid. But it's still hard to manage everything. He's trying to go back to school part time, all while still working at his uncle's garage, and things are just hard.

But lucky enough for him, Robin moves back home at the perfect time. She gets an apartment with her mystery best friend from college who oddly enough she refuses to let Eddie meet. But oh well, he's just happy to have his sister back. Especially since she's always up for watching her favorite niece.

Though a day comes when she gets stuck at work, and Eddie has a final he can't miss with an asshole professor who definitely wouldn't let his three year old come with him, and he's desperate. Desperate enough for Robin to begrudgingly admit her mystery roommate is actually a daycare worker/nanny who is out of work. And she'll only ask for his help if Eddie promises to keep their relationship strictly professional. Which is weird and dumb but Eddie agrees nonetheless.

But then he meets the guy. And it only takes one shy smile and a simple, Hi, I'm Steve, and in an instant Eddie finally understands why Robin had been so adamant about them never meeting. Because holy shit he's gorgeous. Exactly his type. And it doesn't help when his daughter freaking adores him instantly. And like the brat she is (like father, like daughter) she only wants Steve to babysit for her from now on, all from spending less than four hours with the man.

But Eddie goes with it, mostly because he wants to get to know the guy more and because he is insanely cheap for someone so good at his job. And he learns that Steve is funny, and likes to cook, and has infected his daughter's mind with a brand new love for sports and the outdoors. But that's okay, because that means that Steve goes with them to all of the random WNBA games she wants to see. And shepherds them on ill-advised hikes that always leave Eddie's clumsy ass covered in dirt and bug bites. But it's all fun. Really fun. And Eddie gets to know Steve more and more, and likes him more and more, and starts to disrespect Robin's original rule more and more until it becomes undeniable that he's falling for the guy.

And Robin is not happy about it. She loves Eddie, but she also loves Steve. To an insane degree. Insane enough to not want to risk their relationship over the chance of him getting heart-broken over her notoriously bad at relationships brother. And Steve feels what Eddie's feeling, but he loves Robin more and agrees with her. And it doesn't help that he's heard a few unfortunately true stories about Eddie's past.

So cue to Eddie having to do an unscheduled emotional character arc just so he can get the privilege of dating Steve, with Robin acting as basically an overprotective sibling to the wrong guy, with his adorable daughter along for the ride.

[mobpsychoblog]

so real teru 😞

[ask-october-fox]

Imagine... October Fox the movie! Drama! Action! Grand set pieces featuring our favorite pretty fox.

Wouldnt it be grand??? If only! Granted might be hard for any production company to get a hold of me as I am only here for the one month, but still.. its wishful to think on TwT

[longlivetv]

Y’all you can make folklore cardigan converse…this is very dangerous information

[aquaria-regina]

no one’s doing esoteric fuck jams like sleep token

[userautumn]

can i say something. lightning mcqueen is going on my hear me out cake.

[redwinterroses]

ranchers brainrot is coming up with elaborate in-game history and explanations for a frontier-style world and turning respawn mechanics into magic purely so you can get the canary curse guy and the redstone guy to fight eldritch beings while stealing horses and riding period-accurate trains in a universe that has no time periods to be accurate to

[apnourry]

anybody feelin backyard pool pics🩵💙🤍

[coco-loco-nut]

the only thing that reminds me that i am straight and not asexual are the thirst traps that are posted on here … like GOD DAMN 🥵

[katherineameliaa]

[caspiansrecovery]

[worrynoodle]

If my girl got turned into a worm I'd find the witch that cursed her and ask her to turn me too. We'll be worms together babe, don't worry about it.

[queerture]

bitches will be like “astarion is SO hot 😩” and show me pictures like this

[sapphicseasapphire]

Ok Tricky or Controversial question: Least favorite Cryptid AU Link. Could be cause drawing him is hard, or you're having trouble with their lore, whatever reason.

You

How could you do this to me

I love my Links (and Sky, who is decidedly not Link)

I struggle so so so much to draw Aquili Wind and Sword Spirit Wars. Four’s lore gives me trouble but that’s my own fault for being small brained.

I struggle with Four but I love them. I struggle with Wind but he’s my little guy! I struggle with Wars but he’s just so interesting.

Evil question. To say I don’t have a least favorite is a lie, a coward’s way out. But if I answer, I know people will be mad. Evil question.

Right now, I’m not a huge fan of drawing Wars’ Sword Spirit form. Or his sword. (Swords are just really really hard to draw in general. And I went and made his super fancy). Also, I am struggling very much with his lore. I’m just rewriting all of Hyrule Warriors over here, trying to make the Sword Spirit fit. Don’t mind me.