#but if I had to pick
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i have a list of things that would fix me
BIG isopod plush
millipede plush
centipede plush
spider plush
beetle plush
cricket plush
GIANT weta plush
weevil plush
ant plush
stink bug plush
worm plush
snail plush
slug plush (sea slugs accepted)
caterpillar plush
moth plush
stick bug plush
praying mantis plush
fly plush
dragonfly plush
butterfly plush (but only if it's a little weird)
#thank you for your consideration#bugs#insects#i want them all#but if i had to pick#i want#a giant weta. a big isopod. and this specific fucked up stick insect plush i found online#i also found this rlly cool moth plush#i think a snail would be neat#i think i need a collection
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Tenma Siblings as Cats :3
Tsukasa and Saki - Orange cats, obviously, it's cute (:
Toya - Tuxedo cat, again, it's cute ^_^
Kanade - Ragdoll cat, once again, it's cute :3
#project sekai#project sekai colorful stage#hatsune miku colorful stage#proseka#prosekai#colorful stage#tenma siblings#tsukasa tenma#tenma tsukasa#saki tenma#tenma saki#toya tenma#tenma toya#toya aoyagi#kanade tenma#tenma kanade#kanade yoisaki#cats#tenma siblings as cats :3#meow meow#i wanted to include minori and kohane#but minori's obviously a dog and kohane a hamster#but if i had to pick#minori would be a calico cat#and kohane a type of tabby cat#not too sure about them tho 😅
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sometimes I think about how many ideas technoblade had planned but couldn't do them and I keep making myself sad
#technoblade#i miss him#i miss him sm bro. like.#i dont idolise people#but if i had to pick#there would be no competition#ps i am going into the field of science most likely. so if i ever figure out revival ya done know
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name three characters you dislike from each anime you've watched
I've not watched a lot of anime so :( also, no hate to anyone who does like these characters !!!
MY HERO ACADEMIA
Mineta Minoro (this fucking twat, I genuinely don't know why the fuck he's even allowed to be a hero.)
All For One (he's so ugly and needs to die, and why the fuck did he ruin Shigaraki's entire life?)
Nighteye (I have so much hatred for this man, I do not give a flying fuck about him)
DEMON SLAYER
Kanae Kocho (I just hate her, she seems fake as hell to me)
Shinobu Kocho (I heavily dislike her voice but I feel like I dislike her mainly because her fans are very irritating; most tend to try and prove that she's 'one of the strongest' when the entire point of her character is is that she isn't! People look at the wrong aspects of her writing.)
Masachika (bro is ugly and he's so obnoxious in the light novels like PLEASE stfu bro)
JUJUTSU KAISEN
Mahito (I'm not explaining this one, I hate him; ugly version of Shigaraki — botched ass mf)
Kenjaku (I like him as a villain but I just hate what he did to Geto like please kys)
That one blonde guy that Nanami beat up who was terrorising Kugisaki, like get away from her.
ATTACK ON TITAN
I cannot lie to y'all, I find most of the characters in AOT very boring, the show was quite literally carried by its writing and Levi but if I had to pick:
Armin Arlert (I don't hate him entirely but what people call his 'manipulator' or 'smart' moments, I could've done that at eight years old, so I don't get the hype)
Mikasa Ackerman (she just feels overrated and kinda boring to watch for me)
Literally the entire squad other than Eren and Levi, they're all so boring to watch, not even visually appealing.
ANGELS OF DEATH
Dr Danny (fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you. He's SOOOOO annoying, like please leave Rachel and Zack alone)
Cathy (her voice is so annoying, I was so happy when she died)
Anybody from Zack's past, how dare you?
THE CASE STUDY OF VANITAS
Louis (please I hate him so much, what was his problem? Emo edgy ass)
Jeanne (I don't her hair and how she looks, she looks like a sexualised maid, like puh-lease)
Mikhail (ruined everything about Vanitas)
SERAPH OF THE END
Everyone except Guren
Shinoa (needs to stfu)
Yuu (needs to stfu)
Whoever's tf Guren's ex-girlfriend was, should've been me
#esha answers your questions#istg i'm not a hater#like i don't hate these characters that much#but if i had to pick#tho i do sympathise with many of them
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Rhaenyra is the rightful heir, do u support team green also because you think that aegon's claim is stronger because he is a man?
honestly, succession doesn't matter all that much to me, I'm not a political person even when it comes to fantasy shows. but let me have a spin at explaining my take.
Rhaenyra was the true heir, she was the first born and she was the named heir, I agree with that fully. but with the way we see her act, I personally don't think she would have been a good queen. she tends to expect a lot of others, give little in return except she she's desperate for aid, and picks self benefit over what's best for the realm (having multiple bastards, "killing off" her husband in place of another that will weaken her ally ship with the velaryon's, running of to dragonstone, etc.) and then will harm those who threaten to topple her house of cards (putting the blame and wanting the torture of a child after her own son cut out his eye, asserting her son onto the Driftmark throne even when he had no claim, killing an innocent man who stated a simple fact, etc.). I think she would have ruled with fear and very irresponsibly. at the end of the day, my thing is, is that Rhaenyra was never prepared for the throne and was coddled (that's Viserys's issues) and she was unfit for the throne because she could never seem to out the realm before her and her children. Daemon is also insanely cruel and rouge and Rhaenyra refuses to put him on a fucking leash which is another massive problem (if he could stop killing people that would be great in my opinion)
Now, do I think Aegon has a better claim cause he's male? no, I think men and women are equally capable of ruling. do I think Aegon would be any better? no not really. I do think that with the counsel of his mother, who served in Viserys's place for years and always thought of everyone else (the court, house, allied houses, and the realm while also thinking about image, money, etc), his wife (who was beloved by the people and had their interests in mind), Aemond (who was an excellent warrior and was well studied for the task of being king), Otto (if he could pull his head out of his ass was one of the best hands. key word, if, but it stands for something. he understood and played the game of politics for years), and Criston (he definitely wasn't made to be hand, no matter how much I love him, but he was always a good inside ally to the greens) could help him rule much better than Daemon could for Rhaenyra and many of her allies were similarly not well suited (most not all). again, Aegon and his court would be far from perfect, but they were much better suited for the task in my opinion.
but at the end of the day, the Targaryen dynasty was crumbling, rotting away day by day. I don't think either side could have saved it, I think both had flaws that were ingrained to their core. while Aegon's line might have kept it alive a wee bit longer, it wouldn't be substantial. war and bloodshed was biting at their heels and total death and destruction hovered over their shoulders.
neither was fit to be heir. Rhaenyra being the rightful heir by both birthright and by claim through Viserys doesn't make up for her not being fit. Aegon having a cock doesn't make up for him being unfit. that's the moral of the story.
I'm not pro green cause I think Aegon deserved the throne, I'm team green cause they're more interesting in my opinion, they also just happen to be my pick if I'm forced to pick a side in the war.
in a perfect world they would have come together as an actual godforsaken family, say their overdue apologies, strengthen the house as a whole, made up for the years of infighting and ruled together through Rhaenyra, that personally what I want, but it'll never happen in a million years. so yeah, that's my take on the succession war. throughout the whole timeline I may shift closer to one side than the other, but 90% of the time I was with team green, even when I wanted nothing more for Aegon to be allowed to run away to essos
#we're going off only the show here#just to clarify#no one could save that house at that point#not truly#so I think the whole “who should have claimed the thrown” thing is kinda stupid#cause I could argue all day why neither deserved it#but if I had to pick#id go with the greens cause they seem the most capable#considering they were always undigging the graves they were thrown into (for the most part) unlike Rhaenyra digging hers deeper and deeper#till she realized she was fucked and then making it eveyone around her's issue#neither would have ruled well but Aegons court would have ruled better#by just a smidge#not enough to save the house though#they might have seen another generation or two of true rulers to the the throne but that would be it in my opinion#it would have fallen to the same shit show that it did after the war in canon until the house collapsed in on itself#you can bicker and bicket for days about it#who should have ruled. who caused the war. who's to blame. who's this who's that but honestly. does it really matter?#it was fucked ever since Viserys was crowned#thats where the succession crisis started#viserys fed those flames with his idiocy and neglect till the flames became a wild fire that destroyed everything it touched#pro team green#anti team black#anti rhaenyra targaryen#(precautionary tags for my own mental well being)#aegon ii targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#dance of the dragons#hotd#house of the dragon
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listen, listen, do i love suren? yes. do I think she's any match for jude? absolutely not. mayhap I am blinded by my love for the murderous mortal high queen but I do not think suren could ever hope to defeat her despite her godlike power
#melliths heart only unmakes mabs magic#and jude was so much before she ever became high queen#even without the high queen magic her mortal will is enough#as we have seen#suren had an understandably hard time with oaks schemes#and oaks skill is but a SHADOW of judes#i love both my girls#but if i had to pick#its jude all the way down#the stolen heir#the stolen heir spoilers#prince oak#oak x suren#oak greenbriar#oak x wren#oak#queen suren#suren#wren#jude duarte#cardan greenbriar#jurdan#judecardan#tfota#the cruel prince#the wicked king#the queen of nothing
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I'm doing a deep dive old school Wincest fic marathon, working my way backwards on AO3 in the tag, and I'd (blissfully) forgotten about the era where everyone convinced themselves that Dean would call Sam "baby boy" as a pet name.
#what a horrible day to have eyes#i never liked the schlocky pet names#but if I had to pick#it was always “baby brother”#(never forget the incest of it all)#and what a payoff that was in the Seven Minutes of Wincest!#thanks canon
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Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore
#not tagging because it will find its audience#also choleric sullen boy could lay seige give him a chance#anyway if i had to pick fictional characters id make this isabela and anders
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tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care
#id add this to the main post (OVER 100K WHAT???) but its already too long so new post ig loll#adventures of normalgirl#self potes-trait#(for tooth context he had to have his teeth taken out a few months ago bc they were trying to kill him) (but hes fine now)#also i actually made a slight effort with the shakespearean this time instead of picking words by vibe <3#lady normalgirl and her eunuch
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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:
15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.
None of the hijackers were from Iraq.
None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.
None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.
#9/11#serious post#not a shitpost#this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks#politics#this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it#i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed#because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes.#and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries#we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government#but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation!#a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!!#a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support#so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*???#well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains#and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel#truth is irrelevant#worse: to the people in charge#truth is a HINDRANCE#'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase#facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations
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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.
like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).
but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.
im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.
#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post#if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram#i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the#weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN#like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth#edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it#would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school#we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.
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The singular thing i contributed to drawpile last night
this is lee’s bartender senshi au
#paesthethyc's art#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#chilshi#pots n picks#senshi#chilchuck tims#senshi of izganda#shoutout to lee and cab!!!!!#it was so fucking fun listening to them exploding#we were really normal last night#this was lee’s idea btw. i HAD to draw it
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Holding onto him for dear life
#not my best work but I had fun#my art#artwork#digital art#art#artists on tumblr#digital arwork#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#delicious in dungeon#senshi#chilshi#pots n picks
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I told my husband that I find Jason Kelce more attractive than Travis and he thought that was a super hot take. Is it really a hot take or do others agree?
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they just got to have a sleepover and nothing bad ever happened at all
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads taylor swift#lincoln li wilson#normal oak#scary marlowe#hermie the unworthy#oakworthy#dndads spoilers#idk how they did it but they nailed the extremely codependent maybe a little toxic sort-of-polycule queer friend group dynamic#i am deeply unwell is it obvious#i just think hermie and norm would've fixed eachother. nvm that everyone's worst relationship ever happens around that age it's fine#also they said fuck that one 7 eleven in particular#they had to pick CAH because monopoly or uno would've ended with someone dying#thank you to the dndads discord for motivating me to finish the first one. it was bad#tell me why scary without all her makeup is making me emotional
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