#but idk if it's safe to follow

[ramsei501st]

in honor of laika coming back from the dead to release a new movie, a kubo of mine with some questionable summer fashion. im love he

inspired by @/kittarts' coraline art ;o;/

[cherloak]

Art I made for our D&D campaign! The skellie guy is called Tron and is our mysterious merchant.

[pixlokita]

I feel like ? I gotta remind people it’s ok to unfollow a blog when it upsets you in any way >> like if I ever do that sure, you can let me know if it was anything I did personally I’d appreciate it but if you just don’t enjoy something it’s ok to unfollow ;w; can’t stress enough how important it is to put your mental health first 👌

[thewintersoldierdisaster]

I think it’s been established that William is always touching her ass cause that’s his favorite part to touch. How did he approach the topic of anal with reader? Better yet who would he ask? 😗 Bro talk

last one for the night guys!! and y’know, you guys really send the most fun smutty asks 😘

anywayyyy yeah, william’s an ass man. loves your ass, we’ve established this. i also kind of love the idea of him being an anal virgin? idk idk maybe he’s never thought about it before you but he gets curious

bc your pussy is so tight and wet and feels so good around his dick. so wouldn’t your ass be even tighter?

and he’s not gonna bring it up to you right away, not without getting advice on how to bring it up so off to the safe space of chatting with his brother

alex prob isn’t living with you at this point and he thanks god because the conversation is enough without having to possibly be in the other room when it actually happens

idk idk they have a conversation, maybe alex has done it before and he’s like yeah her ass is gonna feel even tighter than her pussy so lube up, stretch her out, insert bro back slapping and general brother chatter

(yeah alex is always a little bit hot for you so yes he also thinks about fucking your ass after he has the conversation with william, can’t blame a man for fantasizing)

william sort of brings it up to you, sort of just does it? like he’s fingering you, getting you nice and wet and then lets his fingers slide back a little further, between your ass cheeks and you jump

giggling, “wrong hole, babe”

a shrug, “what if we tried it? you know i love that gorgeous ass of yours”

and you brush him off this time but you keep thinking about it and finally you give him the green light knowing he’ll stop if you tell him to

and william is methodical, he has the lube which he pours all over your ass and gets you nice and slicked up before he’s pressing the tip of his finger against you, massaging your ass cheek with the other hand and praising you in a warm, soft voice

and it feels good, so he goes a little deeper and then he’s working you up to the second knuckle, adding another finger in your next session, scissoring you open so you can take his cock

and it takes a few times before you feel comfortable enough letting him try putting his cock in your ass but when he does, when he pops the head of his cock into your hole? you feel full in the best way possible and you’re cock drunk almost immediately, whining and begging him for more. he needs to take a break breathers because he was right and it’s tighter than your cunt and he feels like he could come in a second from the grip

he spits on your ass to get a little more slide, giving you his inches slowly until you’re used to it and then when he gets the okay, he’s fucking your ass in earnest, his balls slapping against your clit and your back arched for him

you’re both messy with the lube and his precome and then when he finally comes, dropping his load in your ass, you’re both overwhelmed at how good it was

and yeah, you definitely add anal into the sex routine - sometimes he comes inside of you, sometimes it’s a back shot all over your spine and the globes of your ass, but he always likes to watch his come leak out of you

and he’s always going to be the king of aftercare 🥰

[i-bring-crack]

A–Aventio TGCF idea?? Wherein Civil God Veritas Ratio meets the infamous Ghost King Aventurine during his first mission cuz cuz like— The "live for me" paralels?!? The one who has all the luck partner as well?!? The villain who was actually not the Villain this whole time!?!? The loving humanity a little too much it causes their downfall !?!?!?

Rant AU in the tags proceed with caution

[phoenixcatch7]

Reading loz/lu fics and it's just so interesting how wide the spectrum is of their personalities.

Sometimes it's got an in universe reason (different past (usually gender or species change), recent or ongoing traumatic events, a spectacularly bad first meeting), but sometimes (often) the characters are just... Weirdly angsty or peppy, there's no in between!

And I'm beginning to think less people have played more than one game than I thought XD.

Not that it's anyone's fault! One game is more than enough to be part of it all, and loz is exclusive to Nintendo consoles - and all the older stuff is frustratingly hard to get hold of. Heck, I'm still looking for wind waker, and that was really popular! And then you have to play it! They're not small games!!

But could people writing wild please ease off just a tiiiiiny bit so he can be a semi functional member of society pretty please XD? He's just as much a polite boy as any other member of the chain! He won't even run in shops! He can't attack npcs! He talks to every single person he's ever seen and remembers every single name. Yes, he's three quarters woodland creature with a hefty amount of trauma but he's also a fashionista who managed to avoid accidentally taking sides in a mayoral election and that's not easy!

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

boop

[salemontrial]

Why the FUCK didn't Sasha apologize to Quinni.

[hawnks]

Logging out for a while, love you miss you <3

[osalotte]

guys if i post pictures of my legends of avantris cosplay i’m wearing to a comic con with my friend this weekend would that be cringe and weird or would u support it

[pinacoladamatata]

[noblesixjm04]

I can't get this out of my head. It's just something that ive had rattling around. If this doesn't make much sense I'm sorry lol but.

Do you ever think about if the Spartan ii's ever met one of those siblings without realizing it?

Like. John meeting a young female marine. She's quick witted and wicked smart. There is almost nothing she will back down from. At least not until she gets a "win." She will never leave one of her teammates behind. She's also known among her friends for her dry sense of humor.

One day she runs into John whiles he's out of armor. She never realizes that he's the Master Chief as they stare at one another. Blue eyes look into blue. The roots of her hair are blonde. Contrasted against a dark brown. They share the same smattering of freckles. Dusted along their face and down to their arms. Petering out along the backs of their hands.

And when she smiles there's a gap in her front teeth. (One tooth is chipped from a hard won game of King of the Hill.) She jokes that they match.

Apparently her brother had to. Her parents told her about him. How he had passed a few years before she was born. Her mother told her about her and her brothers shared a constellation of freckles.

Maybe Kelly runs into a pair of twin engineers. One is a girl. The other a boy. The girl has her hair cropped short. It's faded green. The boy has long hair. Held back in a tight braid. It's blue.

They strike up a conversation with Kelly one day. Mostly out of boredom. At one point talking about how they had been on their schools track team. Twin Terrors they had been called. They were the fastest in the entirety of their schools career.

They are the only two out of the group of engineers and scientists that could match her humor.

Kelly never sees them again after that. But she thinks about them often enough. About how they all shared the same accented voice.

About the day they all raced.

She won. Of course. But something about it made her feel like she was missing something. She matched it to the same feeling to her younger years with the rest of the ii's on Reach. On some of the few days they had true fun.

Linda was sent to therapy. Well. Not really sent. It was... Suggested. That she go.

Linda did. This time. For the first time. The last time.

She met an older man. Her elder by about three or four years. With the same red hair, that has streaks of white at the temples, and piercing green eyes.

Those eyes that looked at her like she does down the snipers scope. Those eyes that seemed to know her own.

She could see them widen. Hear the hitch on his breath as they flicker to a photograph and then back to her.

He...

Maybe she had seen him in passing once. Despite him never having been on this ship before.

He has been the one to pull the trigger.

"I don't think I'm the right match for you." His voice rumbled in a familiar way.

When she left. Linda tried to stop thinking about the worn, frames photo on his desk. The one with a boy. About eight or nine. With a shock of bright red hair. He held an archery trophy in one hand. In his other. The hand of a little girl. Close to five. With that same shock of red hair and green eyes that seemed to see you even through the cameras lense.

Fred meets a medic after a nasty injury. The Odst's and Marines in his company joke that he has as getting the best medic around.

He was a young man. Kind and deeply empathetic.

Those same Marines also joked about how the two of them could be siblings in a different life. With how they shared the same sloped nose and sharp jaw. The same, soft manner of speaking.

"Seriously Lieutenant. Just give the Doc the same hair cut. Could fool me that's for sure."

The medic said that he did have a brother. One that he has never met. That he had passed away a few months before he had been born .

But he and his parents visited his grave every year on his brother's birthday. And that this was the first year that he wouldn't be able to.

"He's be turning thirty three today." The medic had just finished Fred's stitches.

"Oh." Fred spoke it before it could be stopped.

"Oh what?" The medic had asked.

"I turned thirty three today." It was one of the few things he remembered. Something he rarely thought about. Because something around it had made his heart hurt.

"Here then. Happy birthday." The medic handed Fred a chocolate granola bar.

[yakultii]

if u like some proana type shi which makes it show up on my dash pls kno i don’t hate u and i still think ur beautiful and kind and cool and deserving of so much love and life and i appreciate u following me and i would give u the biggest hug but there is also a good chance i will unfollow u bc oddly enough tumblr is the one space where i feel the safest from all of that and while i haven’t relapsed in many many yrs sometimes my brain does not feel so strong on days i find myself here so i must protect my peace the best i know how in these moments i hope u understand

[momentomori24]

Best mindset to have while playing Eden's Garden: Just predict that everyone will die. Literally everyone. Don't get your hopes up on anyone surviving. The easiest way to avoid disappointment and heartbreak is to keep your expectations so low that there can only be wins 👍

One thing about Adam and Eve is that after eating the apple, not only they were forever cast out from the Garden of Eden but the rest of humanity was as well. Eva executed the first murder-- she bit the apple and was punished for that act of crime. Does that mean that along with her, everyone else is now barred from paradise? How will that part of the bible play a part in the game, if it will at all?

[nombitenary]

Digestion ending for @cicada-sized’s Ozzy (under the cut!)

Looks like he was a little too tasty to let go… but don’t worry! Chris looks like he’s found him a lovely place to rest, all sealed up from the world and the light… trapped within seeming miles of digestive tract…

…maybe you should be a little worried, come to think.