#but i will have to do it tomorrow
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depresseddepot · 9 days ago
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everytime I apply for jobs and I get to the references section I want to start shooting lasers out of my eyes
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copepods · 10 months ago
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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this
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badolmen · 1 year ago
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cloudyydraws · 7 months ago
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UY! PHILIPPINES!!!! PHILIPPINES!!!!
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shrews-art · 23 days ago
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It is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London
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torubeth · 6 days ago
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if squirting is your love language, then that’s what he’ll speak (mature content 18+!)
warnings: fem!reader, rough asf, toji and sukuna being toji and sukuna, and idk it’s pure fucking filth with lots and lots of juices (i feel like this in itself is a warning, so run) and minors for the love of god, stay away!
✩ gojo satoru why did you have to go and run your mouth to him? you regret everything you said few a minutes prior, that’s for sure.
“there’s no way you can make me squirt toru” you said smugly.
is that so? he’s the strongest for a reason and he’s about to show you exactly why.
because look at you now, all fucked out, unable to comprehend anything other than the way his hips rolled against yours.
‘you asked for this my girl- god you feel like heaven! so fucking- take it, nghh!’ he grunted as he rammed into you over and over again.
‘i wonder where all that yapping went? and just look at the way she’s begging for attention though, needy girl. she knows she’s my kryptonite, heh’ he mumbles but it wasn’t directed at you; he was talking to your pussy.
he has your legs pressed to your chest as the sounds of your squelching pussy and his balls slapping against your ass echoed through the room.
‘toruuuu, pleasepleaseplease-‘ you continue to beg. what for? you don’t know.
‘do you even know what’re begging for? fuck meeee, ughh- love it when you beg me my girl, heh. it’s cute’ he grunts as his fingers slither downwards.
they start toying with your clit which is swollen and pulsing with need as his thumb rubs harsh circles on your pussy causing it to ooze thick ropes of cum.
‘satoru, mphff- baby please, don’t stop’ you cry. oh he doesn’t plan on it, that’s for sure.
your hands reach out to bring him down to meet your lips in a mindnumbing kiss.
teeth, tongue and all.
‘c’mon my girl, c’monnn’ he spurs you on, his fingers continuing to torture your already abused clit.
his left hand is hoisting your leg up, leaving behind bruising fingerprints which you were sure would last for days.
‘toru you’re gonna break me! i- can’t, no more toru, please. i can’t think anymore-!’ tears sting at your eyes, clouding your vision altogether.
you whine, legs shaking due to the built up pressure.
‘you don’t have to think pretty baby, just- shit! lay there and take what i give you’ he’s lost in the way your pussy grips him.
‘you should look at you sweetheart, you look so damn fucking sinful, hahh- i jus-mhm!’
and he may have lied too, he can’t think either. not with the way you make him out to be at least.
‘the vice like grip she has on me, nghhh fuck, it’s a crime baby’ he’s babbling utter nonsense, when he changes momentum, angling his hips in such a way, you feel him everywhere.
‘a crime i will never stop committing’ his eyes are dazed, mind flooded with thoughts of you.
all hell breaks lose when he hits that spot and you’re overcome with the urge to just let go.
a cool dollop of something falls onto your clit and it takes you a moment to realise he spat on your already sopping cunt.
‘christ- look at her, she’s dazzling’ he’s not speaking to you or about you. his eyes are laser focused on the way your pussy tightens every time he hits that spot inside you.
‘toru- no, fuck ‘m gonna cum, please’
‘yes, let go for me my girl, i gothcu- letttt go’
and that’s when you see his expression change from a look of hunger to that of starvation.
in that exact moment, you feel your insides snap as a shudder rolls through you, your release hitting harder than ever.
he feels his hips stutter as your pussy gushes out every last drop. he gulps, slowing down his pace, completely entranced by the sight.
your chest heaves as you take uneven breaths, body glistening with sweat.
he leans down to press a sweet kiss to your lips, taking a moment to bask in the afterglow.
‘so…do you have something you wish to say to me?’ he pulls out, watching as both your cum flows out.
giving a little “hmph” you turn your face away.
chuckling at that, he smirks at you ‘anything else you wanna challenge me for?’ he asks, earning a smack to the chest from you.
✩ toji fushigurou maybe telling your boyfriend that you’ve never squirted before was a mistake. ‘why’re you shaking doll? thought- hell! thought this is what ya wanted’ he smirks, running his tongue across that nefarious scar.
and you wish you could bite back, you really do but that’s impossible at the moment considering your mouth is stuffed to the brim with his fingers.
so all you can do is gag and whine.
‘god she so wet and sloppy, here, take a look at how easily i can go in’ he pulls back and jackhammers into you just to prove his point.
the gesture makes you choke around his fingers, tears gathering around the corners of eyes ‘to-tojiii’ you cry out, legs locking around his waist, your heels digging into his ass.
‘hmm? can’t hear you baby, speak up’ he taunts you.
‘mhmm’ is all you can muster.
‘c’mon doll, needa hear ya say it, fuck! so damn messy’ he then leans down to nuzzle his face against your neck, biting bruises and lapping at them right after.
‘yer swo- soo meanhh tojii’ he finds your incoherency adorable.
he laughs and it resonates through your entire body.
‘mean? aw ya think this is me being mean ma? no, ‘m being nice, cuz if i was being mean, i’d probably do this’ right as he says that, he delivers a body quivering slap to your cunt.
your toes curl, eyes clench shut, and head falls against the pillows rather tediously.
he then pulls his fingers out of your mouth and brings it to his, licking it one by one.
although struggling to breathe, your eyes still manage to widened at this, pussy tightening around his girth as he slurps up his fingers, as you watch his eyes roll back into his skull because of how you taste.
your clit throbs with need, wanting friction, wanting anything.
‘tojiiii please, do something, anything. need you!’ your whimpers send shockwaves of blood straight to his already vigorous cock.
he chortles, ‘heh- spell it out for me doll, c’mon, use your big girl words for this ol’ man’
‘make me c-cummm! i need it toji, ‘m begging you, i need it-!!’ before you could further whine, you were shut with a piercing thrust as his dick rammed into your cunt, almost splitting you open.
‘is that all ma? ya jus want me ta make ya cum- nghh-! what a measly fuckin’ request’ he grunts, his body towering over yours as your hands wrap around his back, nails leaving angry red marks behind.
‘yess toji, k-keep goinggg, riiight there-!’ the pooled tears now run down your cheeks.
‘i gotcha darlin’ you’re doing so good for toji hnghh’ he moans as he leans down to lick up your tears.
one second his cock was plunging into you with a goal to rearrange your insides, and the next thing you know? he’s pulled out completely, tonguing away at your webbed mess that is your cunt.
‘toji-? what’re you- hmph! nghhhh’ you gasp when he teethes on your clit. his thick fingers sensually moulding themselves into your cunt ‘she overflowin’ ma, so darn messy she is. jus like you, heh’ he continues alternating between sucking down on your clit and slurping up the mess it leaves behind.
your hands find his raven locks, pressing his face further into you, crying when you feel that scar of his.
a sharp sensation shoots through your abdomen then and never have you ever in your wildest fantasies thought you’d be at the receiving end of this.
first you see white and then the stars, as your hips buck into his face and you squirt your load into his eagerly awaiting mouth.
a loud whine rips out from your throat and your body shakes uncontrollably as he happily gulps down every last drop of you.
licking up your slit one last time, he gets up to slide next to you while pulling you to him.
‘how’s that for your first time squirting? good eh’ he smirks, planting a kiss on your forehead.
✩ sukuna ryomen ‘sit the fuck down, ‘m starving’ he hastily muttered, smacking the globe of your ass making you hiss.
currently you were hovered over his face, fighting the urge to just up and leave while he was getting impatient at your resistance.
you could feel his breadth hit your exposed cunt, sending shivers down your spine.
‘r-ryo, ‘s embarrassing’ you whine, still lingering above his eager mouth.
you look down to see him wet his lips and try to squirm your way out of this but it doesn’t seem like he’s willing to let go.
his hands were locked around your thighs for support and you were able to feel the roughness of it as he etched his fingers into your skin.
‘i said sit down’ his thread of patience snaps as he pulls you down towards his face, your cunt encasing his mouth whole.
a jolt of excitement and shivers of desire course through your body when his tongue reaches out to lick a stripe up your slit.
with every stroke of his tongue, you don’t see just the stars, he’s showing you the whole black hole.
as you feel yourself buck forward, your hands reach for his hair to stable yourself ‘ohhhh! ryooo, nghhhh you’re in so deep, your tongue-!’ your head falls back in a silent cry.
‘yeah? mmhpfff, you feel me in this wet lil’ cunt?’ he feels your walls clench, as his tongue pries deeper.
‘huh uh! i feel you ryo, i feel you. love your tongue s’muchhhh’ you gush.
and without you realising your hips start rolling on their own, grinding onto his face for much needed release, causing his nose to bump against your clit.
broken whimpers leave your lips ‘ryo fuckkkk-! fffuck, love you ryo, love you s’much- please’ you wiggle your hips around making him tighten his grip on your aching thighs.
‘stay still’ he demands, inserting a finger into your dripping hole to reach the parts even your fingers have yet to explore while still continuing to assault your poor clit.
‘ahhh, ryooo-!’ on reflex, your thighs try to close around his head, earning another soul shattering slap to your ass.
‘won’t ask again- fuck you’re tight! stay fucking still alright? hah!’ his hands then start to move you back and forth, grinding you against his face.
‘mhmmm’ he hums, getting lost in the taste of you.
meanwhile you feel boneless, moaning and thrashing helplessly, trying to release yourself from his grip ‘mnghhhh ryo, your tongue feels s’goodd-! loveee it’ you babble.
‘shut up. don’t interrupt us, she’s talkin’ to me heh’ you hear him slurp away at your mess, which brings you to the brink of sanity.
you feel something snap in you and you try to get him to stop but your attempts are futile ‘ryo, ryo wait- wait wait please, n’more ryo-! ‘m gonna make a mess please, don’t want to-ngh!’ deep down you knew it was of no use.
he wasn’t stopping anytime soon and if it already wasn’t clear enough, him picking his pace should answer you.
‘cum on this face, girl’ he pulls out his finger and suddenly you’re left feeling empty; but you have no time to whine about it because right after that, you feel him slap! your cunt which has you arching your back like a goddamn bow.
his tongue finds your clit again, spitting on it as you feel it start to dribble down his chin and the side of his face ‘look at all this mess. you’re disgustingly wet, just how i like you’ he teases, making your eyes roll back into your head.
god knows you tried to be steady but failed when his tongue hit that spot over and over as if he wanted to push you beyond your limit.
and he succeeded that.
‘nghhhhh god ryooo-!, ‘m cumming ‘m cumming-! can’t stop ryo please’ you cry, as your juices literally spray into his mouth.
‘god ehhh…maybe. got you squirting an’ all’ he laughs, licking up your remnants.
he flips your tired body under him when you try to scram away ‘and just where do you think you’re runnin’ off to? that was just a practice round, the real deal starts now’ he smirks, his tongue darting out to lick your cum off his lips.
(rblog this and i will take you against the wall. hard🖐🏼😤)
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tizzymcwizzy · 4 months ago
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would you perhaps like to play a game of logical chess?
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chalkrub · 3 months ago
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smorkin
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xxplastic-cubexx · 6 months ago
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obligatory beach divorce doodling
bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut
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#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#xmen#xmen movies#xmen first class#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#'snap i thought you were drawing old cherik this weekend' so did i but i was inflicted with visions sorry </3#i have my lil 92 comic sketched so ill do that tomorrow. not finish it but ill work on it 💀#i wsa just gonna draw the first thing but then i figureed i might as well draw Most of the beach-divorce-related things i want to#just so i could put it all on one post. however this is a lie and i know ill wanna doodle more beach stuff#the first drawing Unsurprisingly was motivated BY the xmen 41 legion quest cover- at the very least the total blackout of erik's face#i wanna draw more of erik using his powers .. i wanna figure out how i wanna draw the effect etc etc#i was just gonna redraw the cover but i already liked the sketch i did of the first thing so. here we are#plus i figure someones already done a redraw of the cover but if anyone cares ill finish my version ig LOL#as for the comic ermmm it was just an excuse to draw erik with glowing eyes </3 and fading-glowing eyes </3#thats why i didnt draw the whole. Choking Moira bit. but i wouldve if i was redrawing the whole scene#kinda wish i did now that i think of it cause it coulda looked cooler prob but oh well maybe in like. three months when i redraw this#for exactly five cents ill redraw the whole beach divorce erlkjealkaje i can see it so clearly in my mind#what if first class was a comic drawn by a freak thatd be wild#but yeah thats why everything look rough as christ these were just supposed to be silly lil thangs#'silly things' and its beach divorce OK.#ok bye im gonna do my homework
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flowersforthemachines · 1 month ago
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Note: those were ripped directly from the game files, as they aren't included in the OST. You can also listen to them in this playlist on PinkyJulien's Youtube channel or in this playlist by Slow Walkthroughs.
My DAVG Extracted Audio Masterlist
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percydoodless · 15 days ago
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a human.
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wishfulsketching · 3 months ago
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I had to kill time, so here's a random, long-haired older Silco
He looks like Count Dracula tbh
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daily-snufkin · 1 month ago
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🌿 DAY 21
Yoinks
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wolfchans · 4 months ago
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BANG CHAN ♡ GIANT JACKET MAKING MOVIE
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noamglompsky · 4 months ago
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NEVER lend your lab partner your hoodie because he says he’s cold. It WILL affect productivity :(
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 25 days ago
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Something Old, Something New.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#a-yuan#Hey now! It's been a long while since we've seen that hair style!#Something old - in the way you see a little glimpse of a boy that died a long time ago#Something new in a man who has a new direction and purpose. Somehow it is still you. But you can't ever be that *you* again.#I think grief comes from a mourning of futures we lost. We associate it with love-#-but what else do we mourn if not the future we had with them? So too do we feel grief over the future our past self once hoped for.#I love the radish extra because it is so sweet and so full of small sorrows.#WWX is as playful as always with A-Yuan but there is a constant presence of how he no longer sees a future for himself.#Be it in the way he talks about the impossibility of him having children.#Or in the way he creates this silly and artificial game of helping A-yuan grow-up faster.#It's always about the moment to moment with him. Tomorrow isn't guaranteed.#His major hubris moment has yet to come but I would strongly argue that the seeds of doubt were already gestating.#It might be a bit of a 'ship tease' moment when WWX comments that his idea kid would be more like LWJ than himself -#But I consider it to be a true (if unconscious) sentiment that he sees himself as having gone down the wrong path.#It's not a 'I want LWJ to have my kids' moment. It's an 'if I were to have kid - I'd want them to never know what I went through.'#WWX is the parent that breaks the cycle. He walked for 10km through the corpse piles everyday and by god he's driving you to school.#LWJ is also a cycle breaker parent but in the opposite direction. He packs chocolate chip cookies and extra snacks in your bag.
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