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pucksandpower · 2 days ago
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Crash Course in Love
Lando Norris x Carlos Sainz’s best friend!Reader
Summary: in which Carlos forgets to tell his two best friends they’ll be staying in his villa together, and now a stressed out lawyer has to survive living with a human golden retriever, but you know what they say … opposites attract
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You’ve been in Marbella for four days and already gone through three bottles of wine and two existential crises.
Carlos’ villa is too quiet for someone used to white noise: emails pinging, heels clacking, cortisol. The silence in this place isn’t peaceful — it’s accusatory. You’ve spent more time staring at the sea than you have your own reflection in the last ten years, which is saying something.
It feels indulgent. Like if someone walks in, they’ll accuse you of being lazy. You’d have to explain the insomnia, the migraines, the crying in bathroom stalls between depositions.
But Carlos isn’t here to judge. He’s off somewhere filming shampoo commercials in Paris or golfing in socks with his dad. He just texted you the gate code and told you to “relax, coño.” So here you are, inhaling almond-scented air and avoiding your inbox.
You’re halfway through a rerun of The Holiday when the doorbell rings.
You don’t move.
It rings again. Louder.
“Delivery?” You mutter to no one. You didn’t order anything.
You shuffle to the door in socks and an old hoodie of Carlos’ that you’ve unofficially adopted. You crack the door open and freeze.
Lando Norris is standing there. With a suitcase. And a sunburn.
“Hey,” he says, blinking like he’s not entirely sure this is the right house. “You’re not Carlos.”
“You’re … not a delivery guy.”
“Definitely not. Unless you ordered someone with mediocre Spanish and no plan.”
You blink. He grins.
“Sorry, I’m Lando. Uh. Carlos said I could crash in the guest room. Hotel bailed on my reservation. Long story. But he didn’t mention you’d be here.”
“He didn’t mention you’d be here either.”
“Cool. So we’re both surprised. That’s … fun?”
You stare at him. He looks like he just rolled off a yacht he wasn’t invited on. Sleeveless shirt, board shorts, and the confidence of someone who’s never had to Google “how to flirt.”
You open the door all the way. “Come in, I guess.”
He wheels his suitcase past you. It makes an annoying thunk over the threshold. You follow him into the hallway, watching as he does a slow 360 like he’s never seen furniture before.
“Whoa. This place is insane. Does Carlos actually live like this, or is he secretly royalty?”
“Just rich.”
“Same difference.”
You cross your arms. “You want something to drink?”
“God, yes. I’m parched. Is that still a word people use? Parched?”
You turn toward the kitchen. “Not since 1912.”
Behind you, you hear him mutter, “Alright. Tough crowd.”
He follows you to the kitchen like a golden retriever. Doesn’t ask where things are — just opens cabinets and drawers like it’s his Airbnb.
“I got this,” he says, pulling out two glasses. “I’m a fantastic guest. Top tier. Five stars on all platforms.”
You raise an eyebrow. “You have reviews?”
“No, but if I did? Flawless.”
He pours two drinks. One is wine. The other is apple juice. He hands you the wine. “Cheers.”
You eye the juice. “Is that … what you’re drinking?”
“I burnt a little on the flight. Gotta rehydrate.”
He’s completely serious. Like drinking juice is a medical emergency. You stifle a laugh.
“You okay?” He asks, suddenly earnest. “You look like you’re tired. But not like, normal tired. Lawyer tired.”
You blink at him. “Lawyer tired?”
“Yeah. Like … your eyeballs are sleepy but your soul’s still trying to finish a brief.”
You stare.
“I mean that in a good way. Like, impressive. Respectfully.”
“Wow.”
“I should stop talking.”
“Yeah, probably.”
***
Dinner is his idea. You offer to order something in. He insists on cooking. “I make a mean carbonara,” he says. “Or maybe risotto. Wait, do you eat dairy?”
You nod.
“Okay, sick. Chef Lando it is.”
You spend the next hour watching him destroy Carlos’ kitchen with the chaotic enthusiasm of a man who’s only cooked two times in his life and once lit a tea towel on fire.
He tells stories while he cooks, most of them involving near-death experiences, bad tattoos, and a rental car that somehow ended up in a lake.
You lean on the counter, sipping your wine. “Do you ever filter?”
“Rarely. But I can if you want. I can be quiet. Mysterious. Brooding.”
“You?”
He makes a face. “Okay, rude.”
“You burn your hand yet?”
“Twice,” he says cheerfully. “But I’m hiding it to preserve my ego.”
He fumbles with the tongs. Pasta flies out of the pan and onto the floor. He shrugs. “Five-second rule?”
You deadpan. “I’m not that desperate yet.”
He laughs. You notice he has a nice laugh. Not performative. Just … happy.
Dinner is terrible. Somehow both overcooked and cold. You take one bite and try not to gag.
“So?” He asks, eyes wide with hope.
“It’s … ambitious.”
He winces. “I’ll order pizza.”
“I won’t stop you.”
“Should’ve stuck with cereal,” he mutters, pulling out his phone.
You don’t mean to smile. But you do.
***
Later, you sit on the couch with your legs tucked under you while he scrolls through terrible Spanish romcoms on TV.
“This one’s got a 3.4 on IMDb.”
“Perfect.”
He clicks play.
You steal glances at him when he’s not looking. He’s gotten more attractive since the last time you saw him, though you’re not sure if it’s the jawline or the fact that he keeps folding your hoodie when you leave it on the back of a chair.
He’s obnoxious, yes. Too comfortable too fast. But when you yawn mid-movie, his entire face falls.
“Oh no, I’m boring you.”
“It’s the wine.”
“I’m still boring you.”
“You’re not.”
“I totally am.”
He turns toward you, earnest again. It’s disarming. “You wanna sleep? I’ll shut up.”
“You never shut up.”
“Harsh.”
He watches you for a moment. “You sure you’re okay?”
You pause. That question again. The one you’ve been dodging since the breakdown.
“Yeah,” you lie.
He nods. But doesn’t push.
You both go quiet. The movie drones on in the background.
“Hey,” he says suddenly.
“Yeah?”
“You’ve got a cool vibe.”
You look at him. “What does that mean?”
“I dunno. Like … your energy. It’s nice.”
You snort. “Are you high?”
“No! I’m complimenting you. With words.”
“This is how a teenager hits on a barista.”
“Okay, true, but still. I meant it.”
You stare at him.
He grins. “Just accept the compliment.”
You roll your eyes. But you don’t say no.
***
By the time you head to bed, the house smells like burnt garlic and whatever cologne he bathed in.
You hear him shuffling around in the guest room next to yours. Singing under his breath. Awful pitch.
You press your face into the pillow. You’re not supposed to like this. The noise. The chaos. The presence.
But when you wake up later and find your bags stacked neatly by the door — shoes lined up, hoodie folded on the chair — you smile.
Just a little.
And only when no one’s looking.
***
It starts the next morning with coffee.
You’re barely awake — just a hoodie-draped zombie with bed hair and a fading dream you don’t want to examine — when he appears in the kitchen, too chipper, too shirtless.
“You drink it black, right?” Lando asks, holding out a steaming cup like he’s been doing this forever. His curls are a mess. There’s toothpaste on his chin.
You blink at him. “How do you know how I take my coffee?”
“You made fun of me yesterday for putting oat milk in mine. I remembered.” He shrugs like it’s no big deal. “It’s called observation. I do it professionally.”
“Driving is not the same as remembering my coffee order.”
“I do both with style.”
You accept the cup, suspicious. “Did you spit in this?”
“Only love and a little judgment.”
You take a sip. It’s surprisingly decent.
“You’re not completely useless.”
“That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.”
He says it with a grin, but something flickers in his eyes when you smile over your cup. You don’t catch it. Not yet.
***
Days pass like that. Mornings laced with caffeine and accidental comfort.
You fall into a rhythm neither of you talks about. He gets up earlier than you expect — blasts music while brushing his teeth, sings ABBA off-key in the hallway, makes smoothies that look like radioactive goo.
You argue over playlists constantly.
“No. We’re not doing Pitbull at eight in the morning.”
“He’s Mr. Worldwide! It’s inspirational.”
“He’s bald and shouting.”
“That’s showbiz, baby.”
Sometimes, you win. Most of the time, he sneaks Mr. Brightside onto every playlist and pretends he didn’t.
You never thought you'd get used to someone like him. Loud. Playful. Constantly hovering in your peripheral vision. But there's a gentleness under the antics. A sweetness that doesn't beg to be noticed, but you notice anyway.
He drives you to the market without asking. Carries your groceries like it’s a competition. Starts trying to cook again — more confident than competent.
“What’s your favorite dish?” He asks one evening, hunched over his phone like it owes him money.
You answer without thinking. “Cacio e pepe.”
“Easy. I got this.”
He doesn’t got this.
He overcooks the pasta, forgets to salt the water, and ends up Googling “what is pecorino” in a panic.
You walk in on him whispering “don’t clump, don’t clump” at the sauce like it’s sentient.
You bite your lip to keep from laughing. “Need help?”
“Nope. I’m an artist. This is part of the process.”
He serves it with flair. You pretend not to notice the texture is more glue than cheese.
Still, you eat it. He watches your face the whole time, pretending not to. When you finish the plate, he beams like he’s won a Michelin star.
^**
The rain starts on a Tuesday.
You wake to gray skies and the soft percussion of drops against the villa’s roof. You think it’ll pass. It doesn’t.
By mid-afternoon, you’re both restless.
“I have to move,” you say, pacing in the living room. “I need to do something.”
Lando sprawls across the rug like a teenage boy at a sleepover. “Let’s play Mario Kart.”
“That’s not productive.”
“You’re literally vibrating with stress. Sit down. You need to get your ass kicked by Princess Peach.”
You do not get your ass kicked. You annihilate him.
“This game is rigged,” he whines as your kart zips past his. “You’re cheating.”
“I'm just better.”
“You're heartless. Cruel. Unfairly good at drifting.”
“You sound like a man who’s losing.”
He groans, flops over, and covers his face with a throw pillow. “I hate fish.”
You blink. “What?”
“Just thought I’d change the subject.”
You snort. “Okay. Why?”
“They smell weird. They look weird. Their eyes freak me out.”
“Do you think fish can understand us?”
He lifts the pillow slightly. “Are we high right now?”
“No, I’m serious. What if they know we’re watching them?”
“Then I owe a lot of apologies to some sushi.”
You laugh. A real one. Not the polite chuckle you use in meetings, not the rehearsed smile for courtroom civility. This one hits your ribs.
He sits up. Watches you. Doesn’t say anything for a moment.
“What?” You ask.
“Nothing,” he says. “Just … you’re different when you laugh like that.”
You glance away. “Like what?”
“Like you forgot something was weighing on you.”
His voice is soft now. Uncharacteristically so. You don’t respond right away. Just look out the window, rain sliding down the glass in long, lazy streaks.
After a while, you say, “I don’t know what I’m doing.”
He looks over.
“I mean, with my life,” you continue. “I was going so fast, for so long, and now I’ve stopped and I don’t … know what’s left.”
You stare at your hands. You hate how raw that sounds. How uncertain.
He doesn’t jump in. Doesn’t make a joke. Doesn’t try to fix it.
Just sits beside you. Quiet.
“I used to think being successful would feel better than this,” you say. “But I don’t even remember who I was before I started chasing things I don’t even know if I wanted.”
“Do you wanna go back?” He asks.
“No. But I don’t know how to go forward, either.”
He nods. Not like he understands completely — but like he’s trying to. Like he’s holding space for you, instead of advice.
“I don’t have answers,” he says eventually. “But I’m really good at distractions.”
You smile faintly. “Clearly.”
“I mean, c’mon. My carbonara almost killed you.”
“It did. I wrote a will after.”
“Harsh.”
“Truthful.”
He grins, and you feel lighter. A little.
***
That night, the rain intensifies.
You can’t sleep. Not because of the storm, but because something inside you is too noisy. Like your mind won’t stop pacing the room.
You wander out into the hallway, barefoot and restless, planning to make tea.
You don’t expect to see the front door open.
Or the rain soaking the floor tiles just past the entry.
Or him — barefoot, shirt clinging to him, hair dripping, crouched on the porch with his hands around a toppled plant.
You step outside. The rain is warm. Immediate. Your hoodie clings to your skin.
“Are you serious?” You call.
He looks up. His smile is sheepish, wide. “It fell over. I didn’t want it to drown.”
“In the middle of a storm?”
“Poor guy didn’t ask for this.”
You stare at him. His knees are muddy. There’s a leaf in his hair. He’s cradling the ceramic pot like it’s a kitten.
“You’re ridiculous.”
“Guilty.”
“But also kind of … sweet.”
He looks at you.
You’re not sure what’s shifted. Maybe it’s the rain. The hour. The silence between the two of you that’s no longer awkward.
You’re suddenly aware of how close he is. How sincere his face becomes when he thinks you’re not looking.
He stands slowly. Water drips down his neck.
You say, “You didn’t have to do that.”
“I know.”
You say, “You’re soaked.”
“So are you.”
And there it is — that moment. Hanging. Taut.
Not quite a kiss. Not yet.
But the kind of stillness that precedes something inevitable.
He tucks a wet strand of hair behind your ear. Doesn’t touch anything else.
His fingers are cold. His eyes are impossibly warm.
You shiver.
He notices. “Come on. Let’s not catch pneumonia.”
You nod. Follow him inside. Neither of you says much as you dry off.
But something’s different now.
And you both feel it.
Like you’ve stepped into something bigger than a holiday detour.
Something that might last.
***
You don’t expect him to ask.
You’re elbow-deep in a bowl of popcorn, half-watching some Spanish cooking show neither of you understands, when he says it — casual, like it’s nothing.
“You should come to Monaco next weekend.”
You blink. “What?”
“To the race. I’ll give you the VIP treatment.”
You raise an eyebrow. “What does that even mean?”
“It means you get a lanyard. And free food. And I pretend to be cooler than I actually am.”
“So, your regular weekend?”
He smirks. “Exactly.”
You scoff. “I’m not going to be some … grid girl.”
His grin falters. Just a little. “It’s not like that.”
“Lando.”
“You’d be my guest.”
“That’s worse.”
He turns toward you on the couch, legs folded under him like a golden retriever mid-persuasion. “Come on. It’s glamorous. There’s champagne. Helicopters. You love judging rich people.”
“That part is tempting.”
“I’ll let you wear one of my team shirts.”
“Still not sold.”
“I’ll bribe you with food.”
“Try again.”
“I’ll-” He pauses, thinks hard, then lights up. “-I’ll serenade you. Publicly. At the paddock.”
“You wouldn’t.”
“I would. Off-key. Acapella. I’ll make the engineers cry.”
You roll your eyes, but you’re smiling.
He leans closer, dramatic whisper: “Come on. I’ll look lonely if you’re not there.”
“You’ll be surrounded by people.”
“Yeah, but none of them steal my fries and insult my music taste.”
You try not to let the warmth bloom too fast. “That’s your best argument?”
He lifts his hands. “That’s all I got.”
You shake your head. “Fine.”
He blinks. “Wait, seriously?”
You sigh. “Yes. Before I change my mind.”
He fist pumps the air. “YES. I mean — cool. Chill. No big deal.”
You snort. “You’re such a loser.”
“Your loser.”
You ignore the way your chest does a weird little flutter.
***
You regret saying yes almost immediately.
Not because you don’t want to go — but because it’s a lot.
The paddock is chaos. Noise. Cameras. Sunglasses on everyone, like they’re all pretending it’s not just overcast. You can feel eyes on you from the second you step out of the car.
Lando’s bouncing on the balls of his feet beside you, grinning like he owns the place. Which, in a way, he kind of does.
“You okay?” He asks.
You nod, a bit dazed. “You weren’t kidding about the VIP treatment.”
“Would I ever lie?”
“Yes.”
“Fair.”
He hands you a pass. “Here. This is your all-access badge. Makes you important.”
“Is it laminated?”
“Of course it’s laminated. We’re not animals.”
You laugh. He smiles like that was his whole goal.
People greet him constantly — engineers, press, fans. He throws a casual arm around your shoulder more than once, guiding you through the crowd.
You notice it after the third introduction: no one asks who you are. They all assume.
“Oh, so this is your-”
“Hey, you finally brought her!”
“Lando’s girl, right?”
You start correcting people. At first.
“Oh no, we’re just-”
“Not together, actually.”
“Just friends.”
But he never jumps in. Never clarifies. Just smiles, tugs you along, calls you mate in that annoyingly endearing way.
At some point, you stop correcting anyone. You tell yourself it’s just easier that way.
You’re lying.
***
You meet Oscar by the snack table.
He’s polite, a little dry, surprisingly funny. You’re mid-laugh when Lando shows up, scooter wheels screeching dramatically.
“Hey,” he says, too loud. “What’s going on here?”
Oscar raises an eyebrow. “Just talking.”
“Looked like flirting from over there.”
Oscar blinks. “I was complimenting her trainers.”
Lando squints. “They’re mine.”
“Ah.” Oscar smiles. “Well, you’ve got good taste.”
You can feel the tension radiating off Lando like heat from asphalt.
“Oscar was just telling me about the simulator,” you say, steering the conversation.
Lando crosses his arms. “Yeah? I’m faster than him in it.”
“By two-tenths,” Oscar says mildly.
“Still counts.”
You glance between them. ��Are you … racing right now?”
Oscar shrugs. “Always.”
Lando tries to lean casually against a tire stack. Misses. Nearly faceplants into a crate of water bottles.
You wince. “You okay?”
“I’m fine,” he grumbles, hopping back up.
Oscar’s expression is unreadable.
You bite your lip. “Should I, uh, go find my seat?”
Oscar nods. “Probably safer over there.”
You follow Lando as he storms off, silent. His curls are a mess. His ears are red.
When you finally stop near the garage, you say, “What was that?”
“What?”
“You nearly crashed your scooter trying to interrupt a conversation.”
“He was flirting with you.”
“No, he wasn’t.”
“He was definitely flirting with you.”
“And if he was?”
Lando blinks. “I-”
You tilt your head. “Lando.”
“I didn’t like it.”
You cross your arms. “Why not?”
He stares at the ground. Rubs the back of his neck. Looks nothing like the confident, camera-ready version of himself from earlier.
Finally, he says, quietly, “I just really like you.”
You freeze.
“I know I’m not your type,” he adds quickly. “And I know you’re probably just being nice to me because I make dumb jokes and cook badly and follow you around like a puppy-”
“Lando-”
“-but I’d try, you know? To be whatever it is you’re looking for. Even if I’m not it.”
The words hang between you. Raw. Honest. Vulnerable in a way you haven’t seen from him before.
You laugh. Just a little. Not because it’s funny, but because it’s too much.
He looks crushed.
“Sorry,” you say quickly. “That wasn’t — I’m not laughing at you. I’m just … overwhelmed.”
His mouth twitches like he’s trying to smile through it.
You reach for his arm. “You don’t have to be anything else. You’re already …”
You stop. Your heart fills in the blank your brain can’t say.
You’re already it.
***
Back in the garage, you watch him from a distance. He’s talking to his engineers, gesturing wildly, helmet tucked under one arm.
He doesn’t glance your way.
For once, you’re the one staring.
Something’s shifted again. The line you’ve been walking is gone. Or maybe it was never there to begin with.
Maybe this thing — whatever it is — isn’t waiting to be defined.
Maybe it’s just becoming.
***
It starts with a subject line you don’t want to read.
RE: Return to Work Policy Update.
You’re sitting cross-legged on the villa’s sun-warmed patio, coffee cold beside you, when the email comes through. You stare at it for a full minute before opening it.
Then you read it. Reread it. And again.
By the time the words actually register, your throat is dry.
They want you back.
In the office. Full-time. Effective immediately.
No room for extension. No regard for the months of burnout, the time zone, the soft, tender recovery you’ve only just begun to trust.
The deadline sits there, bold and final: next Friday.
If you don’t return, they’ll consider it a resignation.
Your hands tremble. Not dramatically. Just enough to spill a little coffee when you try to pick up the mug.
You wipe it away with your sleeve. Then you close the laptop slowly, gently, like maybe that’ll keep the contents from being real.
***
Lando doesn’t notice at first.
You’re good at hiding. You always have been.
He bounds into the kitchen mid-morning, wearing swim trunks and no shirt, hair wet from the sea. “I made toast!” He announces proudly. “It’s only slightly burnt. Also, I may have used all the butter.”
You smile. Or something close to it.
He pauses. “Hey. You okay?”
“Yeah. Just tired.”
“You wanna go for a swim?”
“Not right now.”
He watches you for a second longer than normal.
Then shrugs. “I’ll save you a good floaty.”
You nod.
But later, you don’t join him. You stay inside. You open a suitcase you haven’t touched in weeks. You fold slowly, carefully. As if touching your things too fast might make it all feel too real.
***
The villa shifts.
There’s a silence between you that hasn’t been there before. Not sharp, just … echoey.
You stop making jokes. Stop dancing in the kitchen. Stop stealing his hoodies and pretending not to.
Lando notices.
And he spirals.
First, he overcompensates — louder jokes, bolder breakfasts, compliments that sound like YouTube comments.
“You’re glowing today. Like, solar flare-level.”
“Okay.”
“That hoodie’s working overtime. Is that a new shade of existential dread?”
You manage a weak laugh. It makes him look relieved. Which only makes you feel worse.
Because none of this is his fault.
He doesn’t know.
You don’t tell him.
***
Wednesday, he plans the party.
He does it in secret. Sort of.
Oscar is in on it. So is Carlos — over FaceTime, mostly to say things like “Do not set anything on fire” and “Are you using actual TNT?”
Lando doesn’t care about the logistics. He just wants to make you smile.
“She’s leaving, I think,” he mutters, digging through drawers for balloons. “She hasn’t said it, but … I can tell.”
Oscar looks at him, concerned. “Did something happen?”
“Not exactly.” Lando shrugs. “I think I broke it.”
“You?”
“She’s … retreating. Like, emotionally. It’s like she’s packing her heart before her suitcase.”
Oscar frowns. “That’s poetic. Are you okay?”
Lando ignores the question. “I just want her to know she matters here. That this mattered. That I’ll-” He stops. Runs a hand through his curls. “-that I’ll miss her. So fucking much.”
***
The party is terrible.
Confetti ends up in the punch. The playlist is just ABBA and Martin Garrix on loop. Oscar bails halfway through. Carlos texts I warned you.
But the real problem is this.
You don’t show up.
Lando waits. He checks his phone. Checks the garden. The pool. The kitchen.
Nothing.
Eventually, he wanders outside. Something tells him to check the back.
That’s where he finds you.
Curled into yourself on a bench beneath the lemon tree, head bowed, fingers twisted in the hem of your shirt. Shoulders shaking.
He stops mid-step. Heart hammering.
“Hey.”
You flinch, barely.
He walks slowly, like he’s afraid you might vanish if he moves too fast.
“What’s wrong?” He asks gently.
You shake your head.
“I thought you were mad at me,” he admits. “But you’re-”
“I’m leaving,” you say suddenly, voice hoarse. “Next Friday. If I don’t go back, they’ll fire me.”
He blinks. “Oh.”
“I didn’t know how to tell you.”
Lando sits beside you. Not close enough to touch. Just near.
You bury your face in your hands.
“I don’t want to go,” you whisper. “But I don’t know how to stay, either.”
And just like that, the dam breaks. The tears come fast, messy, embarrassing in their intensity.
You expect him to panic. To joke. To offer a stupid, misplaced solution.
He doesn’t.
He just slides closer. Wraps his arms around you.
“I don’t know how to fix this,” he says softly, chin resting on your hair, “but I can sit here until you’re okay.”
You cling to him like he’s a life raft. And maybe he is.
You cry harder.
“I don’t know what I’m doing,” you admit. “I’ve spent years building a life I’m not even sure I want anymore.”
“Then don’t go back to it.”
“I have to.”
“Why?”
“Because I don’t know who I am without it.”
He’s quiet for a long time.
Then, quietly, “I think you’re someone who deserves to choose. And be chosen.”
You pull back slightly. Just enough to look at him.
His eyes are red. Not from tears, just open. Vulnerable.
“Lando,” you whisper.
He leans in.
Slow. Careful. Like he’s waiting for you to stop him.
You don’t.
The kiss is gentle. Reverent. A question more than an answer.
You breathe into it. Let your hand slide to his jaw. Let yourself feel the way he sighs against your mouth, like kissing you is something he’s been holding in for weeks.
When he finally pulls back, he rests his forehead against yours.
“Stay,” he says, barely audible.
You close your eyes.
“I want to.”
“Then we’ll figure it out.”
***
You don’t decide to stay because of Lando.
Not exactly.
You decide to stay because the thought of packing up now — of folding all this softness into a suitcase and shipping it back to a life you’re no longer sure you chose — makes your chest ache in a way that has nothing to do with fear and everything to do with clarity.
Lando doesn’t ask questions. He just finds you that morning in the kitchen, barefoot and bleary-eyed, scribbling a pros and cons list onto the back of an electric bill.
You don’t look up. You just say, “I’m not leaving. Not yet.”
He’s quiet for a second too long, and you glance up — worried he didn’t hear, or worse, that he did.
But then he grins. Huge. Bright. Like someone lit a fire inside him.
“You’re not leaving?”
“No.”
“Like … not leaving leaving?”
“For now.”
“For now,” he echoes, nodding, trying to play it cool. “Right. Yeah. Cool. Chill.”
You sip your coffee.
He bumps your shoulder. “So … does this mean I can keep introducing you as my emotionally exclusive, spiritually bonded non-girlfriend?”
You laugh into your mug. “That’s not a thing.”
“It could be. It sounds deep. Very committed. Like a tax bracket.”
“Just say girlfriend.”
“But we didn’t talk about it.”
“Then talk.”
He straightens, clears his throat dramatically. “Would you do me the honor of being my emotionally exclusive-”
“Lando.”
“Girlfriend. Would you be my girlfriend?”
You give him a long look. “Okay.”
He whoops and spins you around the kitchen before you can change your mind.
***
The days fall into place like dominoes after that.
Not perfect. Just … consistent. Yours.
Mornings start with half-burnt toast and Lando doing pushups in the living room because “I skipped the gym, babe. You want me to be weak?”
You steal his hoodies like it’s your job. He leaves little notes in your shoes like it’s his.
Sometimes, you fight. Over dumb stuff — who used the last clean towel, whether ketchup belongs in the fridge or the pantry, if “driver” is a real career or just a glorified Mario Kart enthusiast.
But the making up is easy.
It always has been, with him.
***
One afternoon, Lando walks into a coffee shop holding your hand and introduces you to the barista.
“This is my girlfriend.”
You blink. He hasn’t used the word out loud yet.
“Well,” he adds quickly, “not officially officially, but like, we’re emotionally exclusive. Spiritually connected. She knows where I keep my socks.”
The barista nods slowly, very confused.
You squeeze his hand. “We’re dating.”
“Oh,” she says, relieved. “Cool.”
Lando turns to you as soon as she walks away. “Was that weird?”
“A little.”
“Did I oversell it?”
“Maybe.”
“But you still like me?”
“Unfortunately.”
He beams. “Sucker.”
***
You record a video of him attempting to fold laundry and accidentally inventing a TikTok dance while pulling a hoodie inside out. It gets 300,000 likes overnight.
He tries to act modest. Fails completely.
“I’m an icon,” he says, scrolling through the comments. ‘Boyfriend energy — see that? That’s me. I am the boyfriend.”
You steal his phone.
“HEY!”
“No more reading comments. You’re unbearable.”
He leans in, eyes wide and innocent. “You knew what you signed up for.”
You did.
You just didn’t know it would feel this good.
***
Carlos calls during dinner one night. You’re sitting outside, feet in Lando’s lap, a half-eaten bowl of pasta between you.
Lando puts the call on speaker.
“Have you both burned down my villa yet?”
“Nope,” Lando says cheerfully. “Just christened all of it.”
You kick him.
Carlos sighs. “I knew letting you stay there was a mistake.”
You grin. “We’ll leave it better than we found it.”
“Good. Because I’m coming back next month.”
Lando chokes on his milk.
Carlos raises an eyebrow — visible even through the pixelation. “What?”
“Nothing. Cool. Chill. Welcome back, mate.”
You lean in. “We’ll be out before then.”
“Where are you going?”
Lando shrugs. “Nowhere far.”
Carlos stares suspiciously, but lets it go.
For now.
***
It happens on a Sunday.
You come home from the market, arms full of fresh herbs and way too many lemons because Lando said “go big or go home,” and walk into absolute chaos.
Smoke. Everywhere.
You freeze in the doorway.
“Lando?”
A pan clatters. “It’s fine!”
You drop the groceries and rush in. He’s waving a dish towel at the smoke detector, eyes watering.
“What did you do?”
“I was trying to make that shrimp thing you like!”
“I told you I was allergic to shellfish!”
He pauses. “Wait, shrimp counts as shellfish?”
You just stare.
“I thought it was like … seafood.”
“It is seafood!”
“So … not fish?”
You blink at him. “That’s your defense?”
He drops the towel. “I’m really bad at this.”
You cross your arms. “I noticed.”
He opens his mouth to keep digging the hole.
You laugh.
It surprises both of you.
“God,” you say, walking over, “you’re a disaster.”
“I tried to impress you!”
“With anaphylaxis?”
“I got confused!”
You wrap your arms around his waist, still laughing.
He exhales, relief flooding through him.
You tilt your head up. “Next time, just buy me a cupcake.”
He grins. “Can do.”
Then he kisses you. Slow, familiar. Like you have nowhere else to be.
And maybe you don’t.
Maybe this is it.
Maybe this mess of smoke and lemons and burnt fish-smelling air is yours.
***
Later, curled up on the couch in one of his shirts, you ask, “So what’s the plan when Carlos comes back?”
Lando taps something on his phone, pretending to be casual. “We … move?”
You raise an eyebrow. “That’s your plan?”
He tosses the phone down and stretches, clearly trying to be nonchalant. “I mean, we can’t actually stay here forever.”
“No,” you admit.
“I’ve been looking at places.”
Your eyes widen. “Seriously?”
“Yeah.” He shrugs, cheeks going pink. “Just, you know. In case we want … options.”
You lean your head against his shoulder. “And do we?”
“I do.”
He presses a kiss to your hair, then grins.
“Hey … do you know any good lawyers?”
You look up. “Why?”
“Because Carlos is definitely going to want his villa back. And I think I need legal counsel before I sign the papers on a new one.”
You laugh. “Are you trying to retain me?”
He grins. “Emotionally. Spiritually. Legally.”
You nudge him playfully. “You’re such a dork.”
“And you love it.”
You do.
And you’re staying.
***
Carlos arrives at the villa just after noon, sun-tanned and dead-eyed, dragging two suitcases and a single, unrelenting hope.
Peace. Quiet. Maybe a cold beer. No one yelling. No team meetings. No cameras.
Just Marbella, his lemon trees, and the blessed sound of absolutely nothing.
He exhales as he unlocks the front gate, breathing in the soft scent of sea salt and sunscreen. It’s good to be home.
Or so he thinks.
Because he hasn’t noticed the massive moving truck parked next door yet.
***
He’s halfway through unpacking — half a beer gone, half a suitcase open — when he hears it.
A crash. Then laughter. Then what sounds like, yep that’s Lando’s voice shouting, “Babe, I think I broke the blender but like … in a hot way?”
Carlos freezes.
“No,” he mutters. “No. No. No.”
He walks stiffly out to the garden wall, cranes his neck — and there, as if summoned by evil spirits and bad karma, is Lando.
Wearing a tank top, holding a screwdriver, grinning like the world is made of sunshine and Monster energy.
“CARLOS!” He yells, delighted. “You’re back!”
Carlos stares, horrified. “Why are you here?”
“Oh, right — funny story!” Lando sets the screwdriver down on what might once have been a blender. “We live here now.”
“You what?”
“Moved in last week.”
Carlos blinks. “Here? As in … next door?”
“Yeah! Isn’t that great?”
Carlos looks like he’s trying to mentally summon a lightning strike. “You bought that place?”
“Well, technically it’s still in escrow,” Lando says, wiping his hands on his shorts. “But spiritually, we’ve already moved in.”
Carlos glares.
Lando grins wider. “Wanna see the kitchen? We painted one of the walls blue by accident but I think it kind of slaps.”
Before Carlos can recover enough to yell, you step out from inside, wearing Lando’s hoodie and holding a glass of orange juice like you own the sun.
You freeze. “Oh.”
He blinks. “You’re here too?”
You smile sheepishly. “Hi, Carlos.”
Lando beams. “We’re neighbors!”
Carlos closes his eyes. “I need another beer.”
“Want one of ours?” Lando offers brightly. “I bought those fancy ones you like. The ones with the weird labels.”
Carlos opens one eye. “Did you drink all the ones in my fridge?”
“No! I have your beer memorized.”
“That’s not better.”
You snort, already laughing.
Carlos stares at the two of you, then sighs. “This was supposed to be my peaceful getaway.”
“We can be peaceful,” you promise.
Lando leans against the garden wall. “Super peaceful.”
A loud crash echoes behind him.
You wince. “What was that?”
Lando blinks. “Oh no. I left the microwave on.”
Carlos groans into his hands. “This is my nightmare.”
“C’mon, it’s us,” Lando says, grinning. “What could go wrong?”
Carlos doesn’t answer. He just walks back into his villa, muttering something about divine punishment.
***
From his kitchen, he can hear you both laughing through the open windows.
And weirdly, it kind of sounds like home.
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gayeddiejuice · 2 days ago
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🚨🚨 boots on the ground reporting 🚨🚨
ok just got off the phone with my friend, she is the mvp called me as soon as she clocked out while she walked to the train.
ok. first things first i asked. we’re they nice? and she said YES she said they were probably the easiest table anyone had she felt bad for everyone else cause she kept seeing all the handlers running back and forth and she was just chilling pretty much. she said they dinner was pre ordered but they didn’t eat much of it cause they probably ate at the pre party event. she was also like “did you know oliver is vegan?” LOL anyways. as the main handler the job is to make sure the vips have everything they need, so for example she would take all their food orders and then send it to the kitchen and then there’s a team of waiters who bring the food, the handler never leaves the table you have to be there in case they need anything.
she said since their team preordered most of the food it made her job so much easier, she basically just stood by their table all night just in case they needed anything. she did order lots of drinks tho she said they drank A LOT 😂😂 but it was mostly for all the people that kept coming over to their table, apparently they were super popular people from other shows kept coming over to talk to them. also lots of the other guests which is mostly just the advertisers, that’s the whole point of the party abc/disney has all these celebs there to mingle with advertisers to get them to sell stuff on their network. and she said everyone wanted to come to the 911 table!!
after the dinner portion the actual party starts and that’s when things get hectic cause the vips always scatter and if you’re their handler you gotta know where they all are at all times. i do not miss this job btw it gave me major anxiety.
during the party they pretty much stuck together which made her job so much easier and she said they all remembered her name when she only told it to them once when she introduced herself. listen she doesn’t know anything about this cast she kept calling them the girl and the asian guy or the two hot guys. which. yall. she said they were all extremely beautiful she said she kept blushing cause ryan (she fell in love with him btw) kept calling her by her name and asking her questions and he kept organizing the plates and glasses on the table to make it easier for the wait staff to pick up.
other than that she said later in the night she kept losing track of them cause again they were so popular 😂😂 mostly aisha, she said she seemed to be friends with EVERYONE and she said, i repeat she knows nothing about rpf she didn’t know what her words would mean, she said ryan and oliver (the two hot guys) hung out together the whole night especially once kenny left, she said he left at like 8 right after dinner, and aisha kept going to talk to other people but ryan and oliver stuck together all night. I said oh im so sure. 🤭
that’s pretty much it, i asked if she could hear their convos and she could but she didn’t really pay attention cause she didn’t recognize any names. she did say that they were all cracking jokes all night and they laughed a lot which idk warms my heart 🥹🥹
btw ryan and oliver did leave together and i think they were going to either go somewhere else with other people or they were having like an after party at the hotel? cause they kept telling people yeah we’ll see you “after” she didn’t really catch where “after” was but when they said bye to aisha ryan said “see ya at the hotel” and oliver told her to not take too long 😂😂 so idk I guess they’re still partying.
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exhaled-spirals · 2 days ago
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« "Oh, I've always sucked at maths!"
I’m getting a little blasé. This must be at least the tenth time I’ve heard that remark today.
Yet this lady has been here at my stall for a good fifteen minutes, standing with a group of other passersby, listening attentively while I describe various geometrical curiosities. That’s how the conversation started.
"But what do you do for a living?" she asked me.
"I’m a mathematician."
"Oh, I've always sucked at maths myself!"
"Really? But you seemed to be interested in what I was just talking about."
"Yes… but that’s not really maths… that was understandable."
I hadn’t heard that one before. Is mathematics, by definition, a discipline that can’t be understood?
It’s the beginning of August, in [...] La Flotte-en-Ré, France. In [the] small summer market, I have a pop-up – there is henna tattooing and afro braids to my right, a mobile-phone accessory stall to my left, and a display of jewels and trinkets of all kinds opposite me. I’ve set up my maths stand in the middle of all this. Holidaymakers stroll peacefully by in the cool of the evening. I particularly like doing maths in unusual places. Where people aren’t expecting it. Where they are not on their guard…
"Can’t wait to tell my parents I did some maths during the holidays!" a high school kid says to me, after stopping by my stall on his way back from the beach.
I do have to catch them unawares. But you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do. This is one of my favourite moments: observing the expression on the faces of people who thought that they had fallen out with maths for good at the instant when I tell them that they have just been doing maths for fifteen minutes. And my stall is always crowded! [...]
No matter how much this amuses me, on balance I find it upsetting. How has it come about that we need to hide from people the fact that they are doing maths before they can take some pleasure in it? Why is the word so frightening? One thing is certain: had I put up a sign above my table proclaiming ‘Mathematics’ as visibly as ‘Jewels and necklaces’, ‘Phones’ or ‘Tattooing’ on the stalls around me, I would not have had a quarter of the same success. People would not have stopped. Perhaps they would even have turned away and averted their gaze.
And yet, the curiosity is there. I observe this every day. Mathematics may scare people, but it also fascinates. Many, who don't like it, would like to like it—or at least to be able to peep at will into its murky mysteries. Many think it is inaccessible. But this is not true. It is perfectly possible to love music without being a musician, or to like to share a nice meal without being a great cook. Then why should you have to be a mathematician, or someone exceptionally clever, in order to be open to hearing about mathematics and to enjoy having your imagination tickled by algebra or geometry? It is not necessary to delve into the technical details in order to understand the great ideas and to be able to marvel at them. »
— Mickaël Launay, It All Adds Up: Humans and Mathematics From Prehistory to Modern Day
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thebibliosphere · 1 day ago
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Hello! I hope you don't mind me asking, but do you have any thoughts on Howard Schubiner's Unlearn Your Pain, Mind Body Syndrome, treating neuroplastic symptoms, etc.? I was just referred to a pain management group that centers around these concepts, and I'm having some Feelings about the whole thing.
Just wondering if you've had any experiences with this type of treatment, or thoughts about its effectiveness. Thanks!
Okay, so this is going to be long, and I'm going to need you to stick with me through the tangent. I promise it's relevant.
I haven't read Howard Schubiner's work directly, but his colleague Alan Gordon was a key speaker at the Migraine World Summit this year. I found his talk interesting enough to buy his book and do some more research on my own, and I found it worthwhile pursuing on my own.
I know enough from my mast cell disorder to know that the body develops 'bad habits' around pain.
In the case of anxiety, stress, or panic, mast cells become more reactive, and this can make pain worse. This is true for everyone*; it's just those of us with MCAS or some other type of mast cell disorder who have more alarming symptoms like idiopathic anaphylaxis.
So, unfortunately, if I, as someone with MCAS, experience an acute pain from an injury or illness, the inherent stress response of the pain and the out-of-balance response from my nervous system can make my mast cells degranulate. They're little fuckers like that.
Mast cells can also put your body on an inflammatory cycle that is counterproductive to healing. They can literally get trained to anticipate reactions and pre-emptively react, because again, they are little fuckers.
To give you an example of this for me: my major migraines, the ones that land me in the hospital, occur on the dot every ten days. There are no hormonal factors to this that can be found or other consistent triggers or stressors, but I was unknowingly being exposed to an MCAS trigger roughly every ten days for a while. When I realized, I removed the trigger, obviously. Problem solved, right? Unfortunatley no. By then, my mast cells had trained themselves into a new pattern, and the migraine now is both the response and the trigger. It's some bastard thing called Innate Immune Memory. But it's also, partly, my subconscious anticipating the event and priming my body for a reaction, which I am susceptible to because of my MCAS and dysautonomia, which is a type of nervous system disorder.
And this is where the neuroplasticity comes in.
I'm currently in the process of trying to unlearn this response and better regulate my nervous system, which unfortunately makes me sound like a TikTok girly with a link in bio to sell you cortisol healing tea, but I promise you the only thing I'm interesting in shilling is my smutty vampire books. (And this post will be how some people learn I write books)
Anyway, why am I bothering to explain mast cell dysfunction like this in relation to neuroplasticity?
Because, yeah, if a pain doctor handed me a leaflet about 'unlearning pain' and I didn't understand how my body is routinely sabotaging itself on a cellular level in response to acute and neuroplastic pain, I'd also be rolling my eyes and feeling like I've just been handed a bottle of snake oil in the market.
God knows I've been handed 'mindfullness' leaflets by enough shitty doctors who don't actually understand what it means when we say "stress affects the nervous system" and just assume the patient is inventing symptoms to be annoying.
Thankfully, that is not what this is. At least I am hoping the doctor sending you there doesn't think you are causing your own pain. What they are hopefully trying to do is introduce you to something that a lot of chronic pain patients are reporting helps them feel more in control of their lives after many years of feeling at the mercy of their pain.
I don't attend the sessions at my brain injury clinic (yet), but I do know they use neuroplasticity therapy to help amputees with the phantom pain they experience from missing limbs. My physical therapist spent an entire session singing its virtues to me while I was fighting for my life on a balance board. Which is also why I decided to look into it after I heard Gordon talking at the Migraine World Summit.
So, do I think Schubiner's methods are hokum?
No, I think there's a lot of merit to the things he talks about and explains, but I also know the only reason I think that is because of the insight I have into the brain-body bundle through the experiences of my mast cell disease that has taught me there is nothing the brain is incapable of fucking up.
Do I think targeting neuroplastic pain will work well for everyone?
No. I think you need to try it and see if it's a good fit for you.
Some people who attended the World Migraine Summit think it's snake oil/just another way for pain doctors to foist us off into the realm of mental health care. Conversely, other people won't shut up about how learning to break the cycle of fear and panic around their pain has been life-altering for them.
For me, it's been more subtle and is part of a broader spectrum of therapies and medical treatment I use to keep my nervous system in check. It certainly hasn't done me any harm. If anything, I found it quite validating to hear someone say, "Oh, the pain is in your head? Of course it is. Let's try to fix that," and then gave me actionable coping methods. They might not work profoundly in the long term. I'm still a sick bitch with multiple acute causes of my pain. But it's also not harming me the way mindfulness was (many chronic pain patients can find it traumatizing).
I will say, I am concerned that some doctors will use the treatment of neuroplastic pain to dismiss treating acute pain with physical causes.
Just like how mindfulness has been abused by an overworked, underfunded medical system not equipped to handle chronic patients, there's also the risk of neuroplastic therapy being tossed over the fence in a similar fashion as a last ditch Hail Mary to treat patients they don't have time for. But I don't think it's widespread enough yet for that to be the case.
I dunno. Give it a try. If it's not for you, it's not for you.
Personally, I hate anything that revolves around group therapy, but I did find the book "The Way Out" by Alan Gordon insightful in helping me figure some things out. Maybe see if your local library has it before you drop money on any sessions?
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*There has also been more compelling evidence recently that suggests that chronic pain conditions like fibromyalgia are also affected by wonky mast cells. Also arthritis.
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perniciousprophet · 2 days ago
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Howdy chat. I’m trans, I’m sad, and I don’t have the motivation to do things, so I have a new note thingy
25- I figure out how to paint my own nails
50- I continue my voice training
100- I learn how to do makeup
200- I get a skirt/dress that’s fitted to me and not something I got from a thrift store
350- I start girlmoding in public
500- I get Celeste (yes this is the first I’ve done, I’ve been busy with finals and just got paid and am bad with money)
1000- I talk to my mom about her transphobia
2000- I talk to my parents about finally getting on hrt full time (I’m still on their insurance, so I need their approval)
White: not reached
Green: in progress
Pink: completed
And because I know what yall did last time (100 notes in 14 hours good god) I’m limiting yall to 5 notes each. although you can tag however many people you want
Good luck, and happy transgenderizing
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luna-azzurra · 20 hours ago
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Story Starters #1
Yearning for Belonging Starters (for characters who feel like they’re always outside the frame, even when they’re in the picture)
✧ I laugh when they laugh. I nod in the right places. And still, somehow, I always feel like I’m one beat off. ✧ I watch how easily they fit with each other. And I wonder what it’s like to not have to earn your place. ✧ I keep my voice soft and my presence smaller, like maybe if I take up less space, no one will notice I don’t belong. ✧ Sometimes I imagine someone turning to me and saying, I’m glad you’re here. And I try not to cry just thinking about it. ✧ I hear inside jokes like echoes of a language I never learned. ✧ There’s an ache in me that no one else seems to notice. Like I’m a missing puzzle piece for a box I’ve never seen. ✧ I try to match the energy in the room, but my smile always feels like a costume. ✧ I wish someone would choose me first. Just once. Without hesitation. Without backup plans. ✧ Being alone isn’t the hardest part. It’s being with people and still feeling like you’re standing outside a window, watching the warmth from the cold. ✧ I’m tired of pretending that not being invited doesn’t hurt.
Grief Without Closure Starters (for when what’s lost never got to finish its sentence)
✧ I keep thinking I’ll wake up and remember this is just a long, cruel dream. But the world keeps moving. And they’re still gone. ✧ There are so many things I didn’t say. And now they sit in my throat like stones. ✧ I walk through the places they used to be and pretend the air still remembers them. ✧ It’s not that I expect them to walk through the door. I just… never really stopped hoping they might. ✧ I want to scream. But I know even if I did, it wouldn’t bring them back. ✧ They left too soon. And now everything that follows feels unfairly loud. ✧ I still check my phone sometimes, as if a message might slip through from wherever they went. ✧ Everyone else moved on like it was a phase. Like grief has an expiration date. ✧ I smile when I talk about them. But it feels like I’m covering a wound with a sticker. ✧ I wasn’t ready to say goodbye. I still don’t think I have.
Quiet Crush Starters (for characters who are absolutely not in love, definitely not, shut up, no I’m not blushing)
✧ I don’t like them. I just notice their laugh before I notice anything else in the room. That’s normal. ✧ I know what color their eyes are in every kind of light. I wish I didn’t. ✧ I find myself looking for them before I even realize I’m scanning the crowd. ✧ Every time they say my name, I feel like I’ve just been handed a secret. ✧ I told myself I didn’t care. But when they sat next to someone else, my chest got tight in a way I couldn’t explain. ✧ I remember their little details. Not because I try. Just because I do. ✧ I thought it was a one-time thing. A passing thought. But here I am, three weeks later, still wondering if they meant that smile. ✧ I can’t tell if they like me too. And I’m scared to find out, either way. ✧ They said something kind, and I’ve been replaying it like it’s a song only I heard. ✧ I don’t even know if I want them. I just know I want to be near them. And that’s probably worse.
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sortagaysortahigh · 24 hours ago
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Loverboy | Robert 'Bob' Reynolds
A/N: Ok yall i had to get Bob out of my mind ok, idk man, ive got some hurt/comfort cooking up in my drafts but i wanted something cutesy and loving ok!!! Plus im on a witch!reader high rn like sorcerer type shi, it's only really mentioned a few times, nothing too crazy fr, Contains Thunderbolts* spoilers
Summary: It started as a joke, but truthfully, you would be the only one riding Bob into space. (Somewhat established relationship)
Warnings: Spelling and grammar errors </3, 2ND PERSON POV, Fluff!!!, cursing, mentions of violence, allusions to child abuse (bob/readers past), John Walkers a dick sorry guys im a hater, mention of Sam and Buckys divorce </3 smut: hair pulling, kissing (with tongue! o em gee!!), grinding, lowkey dry humping, handjobs, p in v unprotected secks (wrap it before you tap it), dirty talk if you squint, praise!, switch!bob & switch!reader tee hee, oral (m receiving), spitting, hand holding
Word Count: 5.9k (shoutout to me for writing smth under 10k)
Robert 'Bob' Reynolds x Fem!Witch!Reader
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Idk bro id kiss him on the mouth fr, even if he has thin lips he can still get a kith!!
It was supposed to be a joke, something light hearted! Today was already stressful enough, you hadn’t meant to make things awkward or tense!
Typically the New Avengers base wasn’t that bad, sure everyone had their quirks, and you honestly couldn’t stand John Walker, but over the past year or so, things had been going relatively well.
Everyone had found a sense of purpose, something that most of the anti-heroes lacked prior to deciding to become the ‘Thunderbolts’. Of course there were still bad days at the tower, everyone had bad days, especially a ragtag group of ex-criminals that had initially been sent on a mission to kill one another.
But, the more missions everyone went on, the stronger their bonds became.
That wasn’t enough to distract from the elephant in the room, being the fact that Valentina’s introduction of you all as the New Avengers spiked a multitude of controversy and bad press. Yes, you’d done good things together, but you weren’t exactly good people, not going into this at least.
Then there was the ongoing lawsuit between the ‘New Avengers’ and the team of Avengers that Sam Wilson had been creating. Those were the people that were deemed as real heroes, they were loved and adored, meanwhile you all were questionable at best.
The newest Space threat had been stressing Yelena out for a few months now, and considering most of the people in the room were juiced up super soldiers, science experiments gone wrong, and former assassins, it wasn’t exactly easy to get the U.S. Air Force and NASA to agree to provide you all with adequate ships that would transport you into space.
So all everyone could do was continue to monitor the situation.
You didn’t necessarily agree with being forced into the New Avengers, not when the only reason that you’d been there for the entire Void fiasco was because Sam had sent you to Washington D.C. to help with Bucky’s political agendas. More specifically his lackluster ability to speak on camera and in interviews.
“He’s a dumb, litigious man” you scoffed at Alexei, throwing the water bottle in hand at him, the bottle hitting him right in the abdomen earning a loud groan as the older man winced while grabbing the right side of his body. “Seriously? Why are you attacking me! I am right, Sam Wilson does not know anything”
You rolled your eyes from your seat beside Bob, now standing and walking over towards everyone while shaking your head. 
“No, Sam Wilson is right, we were never supposed to be the Avengers, and I’m sorry but I don’t ever recall the Avengers working under the government. It makes sense that everyone ever is literally on his side, not ours”
Yelena sighed, now slumping over in her seat while looking down at the digital satellite report.
“If you were ugly and didn’t have super cool witchy magic, it would be so much easier to dislike you, you know?” you laughed at her, smiling as you took a seat on the large sectional beside her, glancing at the report, brows knit together in confusion.
“Your diagnostic scan is off, somethings interfering with the feed” Yelena looked from you to the tablet screen, then across the room at Bucky who looked miserable.
Everyone knew he wasn’t handling his ongoing fight with Sam well, and the fact that he was no longer a congressman as he didn’t get re-elected really damaged his ego.
You always told him he’d be fine, it’s not like he was turning into a full fledged brainwashed murderer anymore! A marital dispute wasn’t that bad. They weren’t even married, but the way they’d been bickering over the phone for the past six months, it sounded as if Sam and Bucky were in the middle of a heated divorce.
Then Alexei started on one of his rants about team, and unity, and the very eccentric jumpsuit he had on. He looked like a mediocre NASCAR driver, and the suit was way too colorful for you. Plus the velcro patched on ‘z’ at the end of Avenger was making it look even worse.
“I’ve got one for all of you!”
You shook your head, then glanced back towards Bob who was already looking in your direction, you smiled at him before focusing back on Alexei. It was easy to drown everyone out, you’d gotten used to their presence, most days it was like Walker and Ava weren’t even there.
Although, Ava liked to keep to herself, so that part made sense. But Walker? He was constantly flirting with you, especially after practically announcing to the team that he and his wife were splitting for a while, but he did get to visit his kid often. He was like a feral dog trying to chase whatever bitch in heat he could find.
Except you were not a bitch in heat, and you did not like that man whatsoever.
“If only we had the Sentry who could fly!” you sighed again but before you had the chance to give Alexei shit for talking about Bob, he’d already responded.
“Sorry guys, I can’t be the Sentry without, well y’know” you nodded at him, he’d spent countless nights telling you about it, his fear of becoming the Void again, his fear of hurting everyone, of hurting you.
Before Alexei could respond you waved a hand, now the man couldn’t speak, frustration evident in his expression while he shook his head, hands waving in the air as he glared at you.
“I did the dishes though” you laughed a bit, smiling while looking back at Bob, shooting him a quick wink. Then you waved your hand again, Alexei now being able to speak.
“Woman! I have told you to stop doing that to me!” he shook his head, hands on his hips like a disappointed father while you shrugged, exchanging a look with Yelena before the both of you laughed again.
Then John spoke up “What are we just gonna ride Bob into space?” you responded before fully thinking about it. It was just a joke afterall.
“I’m the only one riding Bob.” 
The tablet Bucky was holding was now on the floor, having slipped and fallen face-first against the concrete floors, while Bucky looked utterly shocked and disturbed at the comment.
Yelena simply laughed, nodding her head while high-fiving you.
Alexei’s neck cranked back as he held a disgusted look “you are like daughter to me! Don’t speak like that in front of me! I do not need to know what you and Bob do!” 
Ava’s eyes widened, looking from you to Bob, back and forth over and over again “Oh my god! Is that what you two are always doing?! Having sex?! I thought you two just like really liked to read and stuff oh my god!” 
Then John scoffed, arms crossed in front of his chest, rolling his eyes at the comment. “Yeah right, we all know Bobby over there isn’t getting laid” your brows knit together at that, slowly turning to face John, who now held eye contact with you.
You were debating on smiting him, it wasn’t the first time either. Bucky had stopped you from fighting John Walker on several occasions, he was always a pompous asshole, sure he’d gotten a bit better, but it was like he never recovered from getting the shield and his military honors revoked.
Then Bob spoke up “Sounds like you’re just jealous man”
Your jaw practically hit the floor.
Yelena nodded her head a few times, a proud look on her face while she observed everyone’s reactions. “The Bob I met fourteen months ago would’ve never said that, I’m proud of you-” she then glanced back at you “-and you, keep doing your thing with him” then she winked.
Before you knew it you were on your feet, rushing over to him and practically dragging him away with you while the room was full of shouts and cheers. Yelena had even been clapping.
Once you were fully out of earshot you turned to face him, lightly slapping his chest, your face and neck were on fire, your skin felt flushed and you were a definitive mixture between embarrassed and turned on.
“Dude! What the hell!” he laughed, the same shy smile that you’d fallen in love with on his face while he shrugged.
“Baby he had it coming” you nodded at that, shaking your head again with another groan “we’re never living that down! Did you hear what Ava said! Geez, mister confident over here” he smiled again, nodding at you before shrugging.
“He’s just kind of an asshole, I had to defend you-or us I guess…wait is there an us?” 
It wasn’t a secret that you’d both grown rather close, it initially began when everyone had settled into the tower, the team getting more and more missions, and because you believed in free will, anytime they’d try to make you join them, you would decline. This wasn’t something that you’d wanted, your job was supposed to be one of Bucky’s political advisors pertaining to public relations.
You’d moved past using any form of magic to fight evil, especially after what had happened to Peter, but the only people who remembered him were at peak stages of insanity, or from other universes. Then there was you, the both of you had practically grown up together at one point, but he Blipped and you didn’t.
But after nearly breaking the fabric of the universe to combat the idiotic spells that Stephen Strange had cast to prove a point, you swore off of sorcery. It had it’s helpful moments, small tasks here and there, but fighting crime or being a hero wasn’t something you wanted for yourself.
So you opted to stay at the tower on ‘Bob duty’, and at first it was awkward, a lot of silent exchanges, a few accidents pertaining to dropping things or jump-scaring one another, but then something changed one day.
He asked you to brush his hair, it was so soft and subtle, he said he’d tried, but he just couldn’t, that he was too tired, he’d even explained how difficult it was to leave his room. So you invited him into your space, had him sit between your legs, and you brushed his hair for longer than necessary, running your fingers along his scalp to offer some form of comfort.
Then you both started warming up to one another, you’d ask him for help with the dishes, he’d ask if you wanted to read with him, and the more time spent together, the more you’d both started opening up to one another. Hell, you’d even dragged him plant shopping with you several times under the guise that ‘Bucky said I can’t leave you alone’.
It wasn’t difficult to fall for Bob, he made it really, really easy. 
Sure, he had his bad days, but so did you. 
He was one of the few people to ask you about your childhood for genuine reasons, most just wanted to know where the whole ‘magic’ thing came from. He asked you about the good and bad times, it was comforting in a way that you hadn’t expected.
You’d both sit together for hours when the tower was relatively empty, some days all you would do was read, others you’d talk through the sunset, into the sunrise. He’d shared bits and pieces of his past with you, gradually giving you more and more details.
Bob had even told you why he hated when Walker called him Bobby, you weren’t there in the void with them at that point, they had to find you in your own shame room. It wasn’t exactly horrible for you though, by the time they’d found you, you were repeatedly punching your own father in the face. 
Everything had felt so real that day, when Bucky dragged you away, you’d thrown him off of you at first.
It wasn’t until a few months ago though, that you’d both finally crossed the line between being just friends and something more. You’d been watching the sunset on the rooftop of the building, your head leaned against his shoulder while you both sat in a comfortable silence when he finally asked why you constantly rejected Walker.
At first all you said was ‘cause he’s an asshole’, but when you finally moved to make eye contact with him, he was already looking down at you, and when you caught him, he didn’t blush and look away like he usually did.
He did blush though, but then you’d made the first move, slowly leaning into his space more and more until your lips were on his.
That night pushed you two past just being friends, and since then, he’d been wrapped around your finger. But to be fair, you were wrapped around his as well. 
Things had gotten heated relatively fast, a few nights of built up tension led to you falling into his sheets easily, of course the first few nights did involve a few shattered glasses, one broken plant pot, and a cracked window, but once he figured out how to fully control the overwhelming rush of emotions that went hand-in-hand with genuine intimacy, things got easier.
He blinked a few times, brows knit together while he stared at you, you weren’t fully focused on him, a distant look in your eye at his question. You were clearly zoned out, thinking about something and at this exact moment he wished he could read minds. He was starting to overthink things, maybe you two were just friends and he’d been thinking too far into it, people that were friends hooked up all the time.
But he wasn’t sure if they stayed together for hours after, holding one another while speaking in hushed voices about anything and everything.
“Uh it’s okay if we’re not y’know-a thing, uh” you shushed him, blinking a few times, then your smile was back on your face. You were quick to lean in and kiss him, it was a fast kiss, if anything, just a light peck.
But your smile was genuine and reassuring “Yes-there is an us”.
Then the door to your left slammed open, smacking the wall while Yelena and Ava fell to the floor.
Without thinking Bob had pulled you towards him so you were now standing a bit behind him, it was instinctive. Meanwhile Yelena and Ava rolled over, now on their backs while they caught their breath.
“You know, you two are so cute! I knew I was right about you guys! Ava didn’t believe me, can you believe that! Also why are the floors so hard here, that really hurt” you shook your head at Yelena, doing your best to fight the laughter bubbling in your chest as you grabbed Bob’s hand.
“Okay nosey rosies, we’re gonna be in my room! See you guys later!” with that you gently pulled him behind you, walking towards the elevators that led to your floor.
The elevator ride was relatively quiet, but it was a comfortable silence between the both of you, and once the elevator had stopped at your designated floor, without zero hesitation you grabbed his hand, dragging him behind you while heading in the direction of your room.
He didn’t protest, instead he walked right behind you, the same dopey smile on his face that he always had when you two were together.
Once you were both inside, you locked the door while he made himself comfortable on your bed, now laying flat against the plush mattress and pillows. Turning around made you laugh at the sight, he was surrounded by your several different pillows and blankets while he leaned his head forward a bit to look at you.
“You’re so pretty” your smile was bright as you approached the bed, easily slotting yourself beside him, pushing a few blankets to the ground in the process of getting comfortable. It wasn’t like the bed was small, but you’ve always been the kind of person to need twenty pillows.
Eventually you ended up on your stomach, one leg tangled between his, meanwhile you held your upper body up with one hand resting against your chin, the other tracing shapes into his chest. He was flat on his back, one hand resting against his abdomen, the other outstretched to make space for you beside him.
“Robert, do you wanna get married and run away?” his eyes shot open, he’d been enjoying your embrace, eyes shut while he relaxed, but the minute you finished your sentence his heart was practically pounding out of his chest.
“W-what?” you couldn’t hold in your laughter.
“Okay I’m sorry, bad time for random jokes, I just wanted to see if you were awake” he nodded his head, eyes still wide, facial expression emulating distress and shock.
“I’m definitely awake now, y-you can’t just say things like that to me” you raised a brow at that “why?” he sighed “because-you know why-what the hell baby?” The nickname made you smile again, now leaning closer to his face, a few inches away from him.
“I don’t think I know why, you think I’m like un-marry-able or somethin? I’d marry you, probably give it a year or so, but I would” the tone shift in your voice was evident as you spoke, starting off in a joking lighthearted manner, then flowing into a seriousness that you only reserved for specific occasions. 
“But I think I’m okay with being your annoying girlfriend for now, besides, I love you” his fingers intertwined with yours, offering a gentle squeeze while his brows knit together, eyes studying your features as if he was looking for an ounce of doubt. He’d never heard you sound so sure of something.
“Y-you love me? You sure?” you looked taken aback by the question.
“Did you just ask me if I’m sure I love you?” he nodded at that. So instead of responding you took a second to sit up, then grasped his arm, pulling him forward slightly, using a tinge of magic to help. Now he was sitting up and you were resting on your knees staring at him.
“I mean I’m me, and you’re-well you’re you. I dunno, I just didn’t think you’d like let alone love someone like m-” you shushed him, jaw clenched slightly as you shook your head “don’t even say that. You’re perfect the way you are, and yeah you’ve been through some rough shit, but we all have. It doesn’t make you unloveable or undeserving Bobby”
There it was, the nickname that you’d only ever brought out in moments like these, private moments away from the world, when it was just you and him.
It was the only time that he loved the nickname, if anyone else called him it, it brought forward feelings of distress, anger, and shame, but with you, you said it so softly and lovingly. It was as if all of the bad had been washed away the second the word would slip past your lips.
He bit his bottom lip, glancing down at your hands, now noticing that you’d still been holding his hand, except now you held his larger hand in both of yours, thumbs carefully caressing his skin in back and forth motions. He took a few moments to look at you, the soft golden glow in the room highlighted against your skin, painting you like an angel.
He didn’t know what he did to deserve someone like you in his life, someone who cared so deeply and loved so passionately. Plus you were mean to anyone that was an asshole, so that was always a bonus.
“I love you. I don’t care if we’ve only known each other a year, I don’t give a shit if it makes me crazy, I don’t care- I love you” as you spoke, you straddled his lap, arms wrapping around his shoulders, resting your forehead against his. 
“I love you too” 
Then your lips were against his again and your hands were in his hair. You took the lead, your body was practically on auto pilot as your lips connected with his. The kiss wasn’t soft, but it was passionate, lips moving in sync, a bit of teeth clashing as you lightly tugged on his hair, then the kiss was filled with heavy breaths, tongue, and smiles. 
Naturally your hips started slowly grinding against him, one of his hands on your waist, the other caressing your cheek, pulling you into him even further. The deeper the kiss got, the faster your hips moved against his prominent bulge. 
When you pulled away for air you made sure to bite his bottom lip slightly, offering a sultry smile after, eyes moving from his now swollen lips to his hooded eyes, they were glazed over, a hint of gold shining through his pupils.
“I’m the only one riding you right?” he nodded his head, his dopey smile back on his face, then you leaned back into his space, except you were now trailing kisses along his jaw, your teeth lightly nipping at his ear before whispering “can I ride you today?”.
Then your lips were back on his throat, sucking and nipping marks into his skin, prior to his, you did your best not to leave any visible marks on him, but after certain comments today, you had a point to prove. 
His breathy moans spurred you on, your hips still grinding against him, moving a bit faster while you focused on his throat, moving from one side to the other before lightly tugging on the collar of his sweater then slowly biting against his pulse point. 
You looked at his throat like a piece of art, a satisfied smile on your face at the look of the pink and red marks covering his pale skin. Then your eyes found his and he stared at you with a sea of emotion, the slight golden flicker prominent while he bit his bottom lip, smiling.
“I think you’ve proved your point” you shrugged, laughing a bit “mmm, I dunno Bobby, I haven’t even gotten to take my ride” with that your hands moved to the bottom of his sweater, slowly sliding it up his torso until he’d pulled it off, tossing it aside somewhere, then you were pushing him back onto the bed again, lips back on his skin.
He let you do whatever you wanted to him, one hand behind his head, now watching your movements, his other hand grasping the comforter below. 
You moved lower and lower, kissing along his defined abdomen, leaving a trail of wet bruising kisses against his warm skin, then you were staring at him from between his legs, eyes half-hooded, biting your bottom lip, while you dragged your fingers along his waistline, tracing the defined edges of his lower abdomen before slowly unbuttoning his pants.
“You’re gonna kill me baby” you smiled at that, nodding your head “if I wanted to, I would pretty boy” he practically whimpered, the sound made you giggle while unzipping his pants, taking a moment to lightly tug them down his hips a bit, giving yourself more access to him.
“Can I see you?” the question was so sweet and subtle, his mind felt hazy watching as you stared up at him, eyes on his own while you waited on his answer. He nodded his head a few times, letting out a low gasp as you slowly slid his briefs down, fingers grazing over the thick shaft of his cock.
Once you’d pulled his cock out of its constraints you moaned, the sound had him bucking his hips into your hand that was wrapped perfectly around him. Your movements were slow and precise, it was clear that you were teasing him, but before he could protest, you were spitting on his cock, pumping your hand along his cock faster and faster, giggling at his strained moans and whimpers.
You leaned forward, placing a kiss to the tip of his cock before kitten licking it a few times, then wrapping your lips around him, taking him slowly into your mouth, inch by inch until you’d gone as far as you could-gagging on him slightly.
Then you moved away, a string of spit connecting your bottom lip to the head of his cock. 
“Have I ever told you how pretty your dick is Bobby? How pretty you are?” he nodded his head again, both hands now on his face while he leaned back into the pillows, muffled moans leaving his parted lips.
Your eyes moved along his cock from its base to the reddened tip, tracing the few prominent veins along his shaft, alongside the swollen head of his cock, all of it with a spit-slick sheen. Then your tongue was back on him, licking along the thickest vein, tracing it like a lollipop.
Beads of precum were leaking from his tip, you switched between using your tongue to gather it, and spreading it with your thumb. You were playing with him, and he was going crazy.
“Baby-please fuck-honey” you looked back up at him, tongue out as you tapped his cock against it, he was now looking at you, desperation evident on his flushed features. His entire upper body had a light red flush, his chest rapidly rising and falling while he moaned above you.
“Okay, I’ll stop teasing you” With one final kiss to the head of his cock you stood up, making a show of taking off your pants, slowly unbuttoning them, bending over and arching your back as you slid them down your body. Once they were off, you reached for your sweatshirt, taking it off and tossing it at him-earning a laugh in response.
You stood in front of him in just your panties and a fitted spaghetti strap tank top.
“You want me to do a little dance for you?” he smiled, shaking his head, now sitting up on his elbows, eyes moving along your figure, very clearly admiring you with a shy smile as if you weren’t just sucking him off. Then you spun around, laughing while jumping a bit, the fat of your ass jiggling at the motion-then you were bending over and his eyes were wide as he watched you slowly slide your panties down your legs.
The evident wet patch in the dark fabric had him biting his lip, but the way they slightly stuck to your slick cunt as you shimmied out of them had him groaning again. Then you were standing up again, facing him while tossing your panties directly at his face.
“Consider it a gift for later” you winked while getting back on the bed, easily slotting yourself above his waist, straddling him yet again, then you were reaching between your thighs, grasping his cock again, slowly sliding it along your cunt before sinking down. You were tired of the teasing, and truthfully, you’d been soaked the entire time.
It was easy to fall into a rhythm with Bob, one of his hands now on your waist, the other intertwined with your own while you did your best to focus on riding him, your hips rising and falling, bouncing against him, enjoying the fullness.
Your moans were getting louder, and your pace was faltering.
While you usually took the lead, you didn’t exactly have the best stamina, not when it came to riding him especially given his size. It wasn’t an easy adjustment the first few times you’d slept together, but now you were used to it, and it drove you mad. 
He knew you were already getting tired, offering a love-drunk laugh as you leaned down, forehead resting against his shoulder while you bounced on his cock. He slowly started meeting your movements, hips lightly rising into you, the new movement made you whimper, teeth grazing against his skin.
“You’re doing so good baby” you nodded at his praise, moving to place open mouthed kisses along his jaw. “Just like that, ‘s okay, keep going honey” you whimpered, doing your best to keep going, but your thighs were burning and the pleasure was overwhelming.
Then he wrapped his arm around you, and in seconds you were on your back and he was above you, the sudden movement making you laugh while looking up at him, you squeezed his hand, smiling at the sight of your intertwined fingers.
“Figured you needed a break” you giggled again, rolling your eyes, voice a bit raspy as you mumbled “was it that obvious?” he nodded his head at that, now laughing with you.
Then he was using his other hand to push one of your thighs back slightly, adjusting the angle of his hips before he started slowly thrusting into you, both of your moans blending into one another while he built his own rhythm.
It wasn’t too fast or too slow, the perfect inbetween that had your nails scratching along his back, while you moaned his name, over and over again-enjoying every second of this. 
Once he had the perfect angle, he used his free hand to gently pull your tank top down, your tits bouncing with every thrust, the sight had his mouth watering. He was quick to lean into your space, lips on your chest, kissing along your breasts, tongue trailing your hardened nipples one at a time, earning several moans.
While he nipped marks into your skin, he moved his hand to hold your thigh in place, using it to better leverage himself.
Your hand was in his hair now, tugging at the chestnut locks while you moaned his name. The coil in your abdomen was tightening, pleasure overwhelming your senses.
“I’m gonna cum” he nodded his head, now moving his hand from your thigh to between your legs, fingers quickly finding your clit, rubbing half-moons into the sensitive bundle of nerves, as he listened to your high-pitched gasp, your walls fluttering around him at the added pleasure.
You started rolling your hips into him, using your free hand to pull him closer to you, lips back on his, struggling to kiss him as you whimpered against his lips. Your nails dug into his back while you held him close, feeling the coil in your abdomen getting even tighter to the point that you were practically panting against his lips.
Your words were clear as you moaned “I fuckin love you-oh shit”, your back arching into him, hand pulling him closer as your orgasm washed over your entire body, legs shaking slightly at the feeling of him fucking you through it, cock still rocking into you, prolonging your orgasm.
Then as you slowly started coming down, you felt his hips tense slightly, then he was pulling out of you with a low moan, and in seconds he was coating your stomach with thick ropes of cum, the sensation making you giggle.
“Y’know, you could just cum inside of me” he groaned, head now resting in the crook of your neck as he caught his breath, then he slowly moved back, resting on his haunches while you lifted yourself with your elbows, glancing down at the edge of your now ruined tank top, and the evident strings of cum coating the soft pudge of your stomach.
“I don’t think I’m ready for a kid” you were laughing again, hazy smile on your face as you shook your head at him.
“Seriously pretty boy? I’m on the pill y’know” he shrugged at that, slowly tucking himself back into his briefs as he stood up, adjusting his pants for a second before walking towards your en suite bathroom. He was back within a few minutes, now holding two small towels, one wet, the other dry. 
He took his time cleaning you up, he always did. “Even if you’re on the pill, we uh-gotta work up to that. I think I might shatter a window the first time I do that” you smiled, shaking your head, now glancing over at the window on the opposite side of the room, eyes tracing the glass to check for any cracks. 
“Don’t worry, I didn’t break anything-I already looked around” he spoke as he walked towards one of your dressers, opening the second drawer from the top, pulling out a pair of pajama shorts and a tank top for you, he then threw them at you, smiling while you caught them, tossing your ruined shirt on the ground beside your shared pile of clothes before pulling the new top on.
After freshening up in the bathroom, and putting the new shorts on, you joined him in bed once again, except this time he was in pajama pants without a shirt on, clearly waiting for you to join him.
“Y’know maybe John’s always an asshole cause he’s totally jealous of your abs” you wiggled your brows while you spoke, climbing into the bed beside him, easily propping yourself up beside him, fingers back on his chest and abdomen while he wrapped an arm around your shoulders knowing that it would most likely be numb within ten minutes.
“Or he’s an asshole cause he’s just as asshole” you nodded at that “yeah, probably huh?”
Then you kissed him again, a light peck “I love you Robert” he laughed at your serious tone, followed by you wiggling your brows at the mention of his full name. 
He said your full name, winking “-and I love you too”.
The two of you had fallen asleep shortly after that, you were nuzzled into his side and he was flat on his back, embracing you and your warmth.
It wasn’t until several hours later that the hushed commotion in the room had woken the both of you up, well that combined with the large overhead lights that you hated turning on, being on. 
“See! I told you it was real! I mean look at Bob! He looks like he was attacked by a vampire! And look how close they are! Plus the pile of clothes! They’re clearly dating and having sex!” Yelena’s whisper was more like a hushed shout as she motioned around the room, then at the two of you in bed together.
“Yel, invading their privacy isn’t being good team members or found family members or whatever your dad calls it!” Ava groaned, her hands on her hips while she looked from Yelena to you and Bob’s resting figures. Her eyes widened slightly as she noticed you shifting around, and in turn, Bob moving as well.
“God damnit, here Yelena” John was clearly irritated as he handed Yelena two twenty dollar bills, shaking his head at the sight of Bob’s hickey-covered skin, and you nuzzled against his skin. It didn’t help that you were both also sharing a blanket, and you looked so calm and comfortable, the exact opposite of how you typically looked.
“Can you all shut the fuck up and get out?” your voice was raspy and hoarse as you squinted your eyes, sitting up slightly at the sight of them. Then Yelena shushed everyone else, mumbling out ‘sorry to interrupt! Please go back to sleep and being in love and stuff!’ then the lights were off and the door slammed shut.
Bob laughed, leading to you lightly slapping his chest.
“Don’t encourage them before they try to ride you into space” he snorted at your joke, shaking his head, a sleepy smile on his face.
“I thought you were the only one riding me?”
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Thanks for reading secksies <3 MWAH
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fresa putellas x solstråle engen sol normally never talks about her parents or her childhood, until a moment at the putellas household has her breaking down. little solfresa blurb :) w @wileys-russo
It was the excitement with which Fresa tugged Sol into the house and over to the sofa that had Sol entirely unprepared for the way her heart was about to fall out of her chest. Usually, anything Fresa got excited about made Sol excited too. Even if it was something Sol didn’t really care for, like the Spanish soap operas Fresa was obsessed with, or the new moisturizer she was trying, Sol found that she loved those things because of how much joy they brought her girlfriend. 
But as Fresa clicked on the TV and hit the play button on the old VCR, Sol wasn’t excited anymore. 
Because there was baby Fresa, chubby cheeked, shrieking with laughter as a teenage Alexia chased her around the kitchen, a wide grin on her face. 
“Mami just found it in the attic! I thought we’d watched all the tapes from when we were kids but I hadn’t seen this one!” Fresa explained, a mix of something nostalgic and heavy and fond clear on her face. 
A younger Alba walked into the frame, and Fresa paused the video, looking at Sol’s face for a reaction. 
“Look, amor! Look at that haircut. Isn’t that a crime?!” 
Sol ignored the familiar tight feeling out of her chest, giving her girlfriend what she hoped was a convincing smile. 
“Yeah, yeah a real crime.” She murmured, looking down at her hands in her lap before she did something embarrassing like cry. 
The smile on Fresa’s face faltered as she studied her girlfriend, seeing for the first time that something wasn’t right. 
“Sol, amor, what–”
“Solstråle,” Eli called warmly, hurrying into the room with Alba trailing behind her. “How are you, niña?” 
“Good!” Sol lied, forcing herself to look up and meet Eli’s eyes. Of course, nothing was getting past the older woman, either, her eyes flickering between her daughter’s and Sol’s. 
Before either Fresa or Eli could say a word, more voices and loud footsteps filtered into the room. Sol felt herself shrinking in on herself, as if the more people that entered, the more likely it was for someone to question why she looked like she was about to cry. 
“At least you didn’t look like a mushroom!” Alexia scoffed. 
“I looked worse. Like a possessed doll.” Alba complained, gesturing to the TV where the image of her younger self was still frozen. 
“Solstråle.” Alexia said curtly, noticing the brunette sat on the couch next to her youngest sister. 
“Hola, Sol.” Alba chimed in, using a  much more friendly tone. 
Sol replied with a soft hello, doing her best to ignore the stares of her girlfriend and Eli. 
Alba threw herself down on Fresa’s otherside with a loud huff, reaching for the remote as if she was expecting to have to wrestle it away. 
Fresa was completely still, though, her eyes fixed on her girlfriend. It may not have seemed like a big deal to anyone else, but Fresa knew her girlfriend pretty well. She knew when Sol wasn’t okay, even if the Norwegian refused to ever admit that fact. It had just been a momentary lapse in her usual sunny demeanor, but Fresa could see it for what it was. 
And what it was… was a big deal. 
“Okay, Fresita, you show your girlfriend ugly pictures of me, then Sol should see you in your little helmet hiding from Alexia’s football.” Alba taunted, hitting the fast forward button on the remote, expecting Fresa to launch herself across the couch any moment now. Alexia chuckled as she took a seat in an armchair, also not clocking the tension in the room. 
Alba searched the tape for the clip, while Fresa extended her hand, lacing her finger’s with Sol’s. 
Except Sol’s hand wasn’t steady, as it normally was. It was clammy and shaking. In fact, it looked as though the entire body of the Norwegian was trembling. 
So, instead of wrestling Alba for the remote, or scolding Alexia to say a proper hello to Sol, Fresa abruptly stood up, pulling her girlfriend with her. 
“I need alone time.” Fresa announced, turning and dragging Sol towards the hall that led to her bedroom. Sol went willingly, which in and of itself was odd. She never passed up an opportunity to spend time with Fresa’s sisters. Now, though, she didn’t even look up from the ground as she followed her girlfriend down the hallway. 
“Huh?” Alba replied, tearing her eyes off the screen for a second to watch her sister walk away. 
“Hey! Door open! Six feet apart! No touching!” Alexia called after them, wincing and glaring at her Mami when Eli lightly smacked the back of her head. “What?!”
“This is my house, Alexia, they can have the door shut.” Eli explained exasperatedly. “Besides, Sol is upset about something, give them some space.” 
“Really? How could you tell?” Alba asked, brow furrowed. 
Alexia rolled her eyes, as if she too hadn’t been oblivious to the Norwegian’s mood. “She probably listened, Alba, instead of running her big mouth every second of every–”
“Oh, I see. I talk too much. I’m the one who goes on and on about corners and passing spaces and free kicks and–”
The two sisters began speaking at the same time, arguing even though they both had half smiles on their faces, like they were enjoying themselves. Knowing them, they probably were. 
Eli ignored them, glancing down the hall, hoping everything was okay. 
Fresa’s hand gripped softly to Sol’s as she led the Norwegian into her bedroom. Neither of them spoke; Sol didn’t have the words to explain everything that was going through her head. 
Fresa was sure she had an inkling of what was going on; she wasn’t completely clueless. It was obvious that things weren’t great between Sol and her parents, if for no other reason than the fact that she’d moved across the continent away from her parents and in with her sister. There were bits and pieces Sol let slip, too, short memories that clearly upset her, spoken so softly Fresa had to strain to listen. 
And then there were the jokes. The jokes more than anything, like Sol was afraid to let anyone see how much she was hurting. If it had a punchline, Sol could pretend it didn’t make her feel anything. 
Fresa caught the pain in Sol’s eyes when she joked about Ingrid being the favorite child. The first time Sol had met Eli, and had seemed completely shocked when Eli had pulled her in for a hug. 
The look in Sol’s eyes when the home video had begun playing was something Fresa was sure she would remember forever. It was more than pain; it was agony and sadness and heartbreak. And now, as Fresa pulled her girlfriend over to her neatly made bed, soft sniffles broke the silence. 
It was entirely instinctual, Fresa sprawling out on her bed and holding her arms open for the taller girl. It had only been a few months of them being together, but they were both very tactile people. Despite the size difference between them, and the often rough and tough exterior Sol presented, there wasn’t anything in the world that could make her feel better more than laying in Fresa’s arms. 
It was a few minutes of silence, of Sol listening to Fresa’s heartbeat and feeling the younger girl’s perfectly manicured nails scratching lightly at her back and scalp before Sol could talk. 
“I don’t… I don’t have any home videos of myself that my parents took. Or photos. They’re all mostly of Ingrid, with me in the background of some of them. They never came to any of my school performances or parent teacher conferences. They didn’t care about any of my milestones. Everything I have to remember my childhood by is because Ingrid thought to keep it. Not my parents.” Sol’s voice broke off, and she took a shuddering breath. Fresa’s lips pressed softly into the top of her head. 
“It’s okay, amor. Take your time.” Fresa murmured, like she knew exactly how hard it was for Sol to vocalize all of this.
“They never loved me like they loved Ingrid. They tolerated me, until they didn’t anymore. They never wanted me, I wasn’t good enough for them. I’ve just… I’ve never been good enough.” 
At this, Fresa shook her head. 
“That’s not true.” She said gently. “You’re enough for me, Sol.” 
Eyes still welled with tears, lip still quivering, Sol looked up at her girlfriend like she didn’t quite believe her. 
“I love you.” Fresa whispered. It wasn’t the first time she’d said it, but it may as well have been given the expression on Sol’s face. “It’s easy to love you, Solstråle. It’s the easiest thing I’ve ever done, because you are good and kind and beautiful.” 
“Stop.” Sol choked out, wiping at her face and willing the tears to stop. She’d never been very good at taking compliments, especially from girls as pretty as Fresa. 
Fresa just shook her head, though, a sad smile on her face. “No. You need to hear it, and I’m going to tell you until you believe me.” 
The younger girl had barely finished speaking before Sol was surging up towards her, pressing her lips to Fresa’s almost desperately. Cradling Sol’s face in her hands, Fresa kissed her back before pressing their foreheads together. Her thumbs swiped away the tears that still slid down Sol’s cheeks, their eyes locked. 
“I love you.” Sol whispered shakily. Fresa whispered it back, again, before tucking her face into Sol’s neck and wrapping her arms around the Norwegian’s waist. 
Sol kept waiting for the other shoe to drop. For something to slip out, and Fresa to realize that she was making a mistake. Yet everything Fresa learned about Sol, the good and the bad, she hadn’t gone anywhere, wasn’t going anywhere. It was with a warm feeling blooming in her chest as she tightened her hold around her girlfriend, that Sol let herself believe that Fresa saw her, and loved her all the same. 
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thehypnone · 8 months ago
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I want. not to exist
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use ���🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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If it's ok, OP, I would like to add a personal anecdote. (If you feel like it's derailing, please let me know, I can delete my addition.)
So, it took many, many years of development but I ceased being a lonely uncool girl. Not in a "fake it till you make it" way but a mix of circumstances, own behaviours and reactions changed.
For one, the circumstances change. The geographical and social environment, especially school and classmates, that did judge me, did not pick me in sports teams, making it difficult to connect with people because personal background and interest were unusual did change.
Second, I sometimes still feel how I don't cease to be "the weird girl" in other environments. Innate habits like derailed rambling, sometimes lacking tact in preferring pragmatism over feelings, and niche interests that are not common are present in new social environments. But what previously did single me out in excluding ways, at some point became what made me myself, and somehow it does connect to others. I mean sure, I did also learn a bit to rail myself in, how to hold small talk, how to properly sort my arguments but in proper shape it turned out I could hold long talks with other people which were fun and engaging for both parties.
I mean, adults are incredibly varied people. Surely none will get along with everyone but one will find their kin. After years of struggling in school, and my first years in university, I did also make friends along the way who kept in contact over years. The thing is, the interest was mutual. The conversations were kept by a constant exchange of messages or if possible meet-ups, sometimes re-connections after pauses. Or it's meeting acquaintances on the street and having a nice chat - it made me realize, whatever little issues I have, even if for formative years caused isolation, people do remember me more kindly than I possibly think of myself.
By, example a former colleague once straight up told me I was weird, not knowing how deeply it struck. However, he did not mean it negatively. For this one comment, he was also the one helping me as often as possible when I needed help, we talk for hours when I drop by at my old work days, and regularly message each other for life updates. What did render me to self-conscious in my childhood, often being the new girl in class needing to double down on new language skills, evaporated because another friend, and him had been in the exact same situation too. They did survive, and we could share this experience of outsider'ness. Exactly my ramblings is something he seeks out because whenever we discuss social issues my dissection is what he wants to receive a clearer picture, even if we don't draw the same conclusions. In his life I might be the weird girl, but this is the weirdo he enjoys being friends with. I met other friends, and new colleagues at my old work place, and they do recall fun anecdotes from the time we worked together. Again, in which I realize that I'm remembered in a fond way.
Which leads me to third: Self interest. Talking about feeling like the "uncool, lonely girl" inevitably comes with using "I". The frequency of self-reference and limitation is unavoidable... however at some point I needed to unlearn to think of myself when interacting with other people. Granted, food service was personally formative, especially after Covid as guest interactions runs on social protocols. Here I did learn small talk, but also what variation of jokes or formality are apt for each group or person.
To say, social interactions at safe emotional distance can be learnt. More so, at some point I entirely got out of my own head, and primarily thought of: "What do the guests need?" And when guests were nice, I came to enjoy a simple friendly chat was enough to mutually create a lovely interaction in a day. I learnt to simply enjoy the company of someone else. Not "how am I perceived?" which is a feeling I only could formerly only shut-off with close friends or overly pompous internet arguments afforded by anonymity (and not having unlearnt the rage bait of social media attention bait yet...) As I first mentioned in how I got to hold long conversations with others, it came in a bit with learning to learn some etiquette which is all about being a bit more mindful of other people. The don't even need to be strict rules, just a little more consideration in interaction is already a start to not set someone off. Or, even if I still struggle to quickly connect with peers in my age, which were especially lonely years at university first, I did still made friendships that now last for years. These same-age group struggles lead me to connect more easily with older colleagues which was also really helpful. My old colleagues are women who were part of the first generation of women to live on their own, lived through much more sexist times at the workplace. The entire feeling of inadequacy is so far beyond them because there were so many external issues to handle that actions and defiance transformed them. And well yeah, at some age the inverted self-dissection really ceases to be of any matter. When we interact they do judge me what I bring to the table, whom I help, what I say in any given moment. To say, whatever I might feel inside, what one does in correspondence to the people around them is telling much more who they are, than whatever self-image I have.
Some people are really great at reading, and influencing people's perception. I'm not.
But the less I think how I want to be perceived, the less I think about an insecure self-image in fear it gets revealed, or discovered, the more I get to enjoy simply being with people. Experienced taught me: Some people like me, some don't, I know what's proper behavior, so I find my people. The more I get out of myself, the more I simply stay curious for other people, what's new in their life, why are some things going good or not so great at the moment, what do they need, is there a fun topic to share?, the less I do feel lonely, because I'm actually connected.
Uncool is such an irrelevant topic in adulthood.
Only immature, and in truth insecure people care about what's cool as adults. Yes it is a dismissive judgement but I tell you, I've had the misfortune to work with enough influencers, celebrities and their entourage during different catering occasions, whatever they try to represent is a constant gambling for social capital, attention which is for worship, translating into sales for redundant products. Sorry, but the self-contortion of behaviours like entitlement by being careless, very noticeable fake nice behaviour just to keep up good social relationships which can be used for collaboration and association. By all what's good on this earth, witnessing these people was an ideal cure. These people who're considered so aspirational, bombarded with attention and advertisement deals are constantly dancing the line between irrelevance and a possible next deal for income. And that's what their perceived aspiration and coolness is all about. I can tell you, whatever I deemed cool as a child, turned out to be extremely vapid and reckless towards other people. The coolest people who don't know how cool they're to me. Their secret lies in not caring about how they're perceived because they're self-assured in how they act about a certain thing. It's their way and nothing else matters. Sometimes it's having cultivated a self-confidence to do something just the way one does considers right.
Sure, a big Harley Davidson bikes aren't something I consider cool by any means. But anyone who deeply enjoys their ride, working on their bike, telling me about who they met and what they saw on their rides is much more in tune with themselves, are open to the world, and much more interesting as a person than someone who drives a Harley to mark what a tough nut they're. The latter are not really themselves because they're a persona build up with material signifiers.
Getting out of myself was one of the toughest developments possible. It is difficult because my superiority-inferiority complex held up my spine for so long in school, dismantling it meant dismantling the pillars of my self-confidence. In fact, dismantling a big chunk of my self perception. That's not to say we never look back inward for self-reflection we should never do that. However... the isolation that previously protected me, was beginning to suffocate me. By realizing how whatever made me feel singled out negatively, either singled me out positively, or simply wasn't relevant anymore, I also needed to change my outlook on other people. If other people's reactions shaped me before, the people who shape me now are different, so I can't think of them as I did with others previously. I don't have to prove them anything, there is no façade necessary to maintain because the more time I spend on others, the less time I have to think about myself - the more my actions towards the people in my life do prove what matters to me, what I indulge in or not, whom I'd like to help or not. At some point I cannot control how other people see me still they do see what I do in the immediate moment. Whatever I might think of myself, how bad, how brave, how awkward, how self-sufficent I consider myself to be... values are only good when put to test, and this is done by interactions with each other. I might think myself as uncool - to a neighbour I'm the one who helped out with cat sitting and groceries when she broke her arm. To a friend I'm the one who listened when they had relationship problems. What I am, is what I am to other people, small things I do, things I tell.
The worst friendships I had were in retrospect those I made because I was lonely, didn't think I could admit that I was struggling because what gave me a sense of superiority in highschool surely didn't apply in work life, and university anymore. By worrying how I didn't want to be lonely, how I wanted draw people to me by a play-acted off-the-cuffness, I remained awkward because I constantly was re-evaluating myself in interactions, wanted to keep the upper hand, but also needed. Well, in the compensation, I was emotionally at my worst. Further, I wasn't developing. The compensation for the uncool, lonely girl, desperately holding onto connections was grasping onto a friendship that did me no good - in fact I was grinding myself to low energy to prove to myself that I am the friend that always cares. It was not about the friend who took certain acts of helping for granted, if not caring primarily about herself, being flippant, dismissive, and self-righteous in order to maintain her self-image as never getting buttered down. Like, the older I get, the more people I meet, the most harmful behavior comes from people who're stuck on creating/maintaining a self image. Newly rich guests who're extra dismissive to staff because they need to mark how they need to care about other people because everyone submits to the money they pay. Guys who got aggressive when they notice that someone is as smart or smarter than they're but thought of themselves as the stiffest fry in the bag - just to give a few examples how self-curation foregoes actual likeability. In our 20s we're pointed towards many directions: Careerwise, we've new as well as many responsibilities, we should be adults, we should've a social life, be a fully-formed person. As we can see on social media we've many templates/archetypes what certain types of fully fledged people should look like, how they should dress, how they should behave, what the people in their life, and their overall life style should look like. But actually many people are just learning how to live on their own, or to earn their own living, gain an entire new input of ideas, impressions, and responsibilities they've to sort out. None is a fully formed person at this age, even if many feel as if they've figured the world out (they've not). So at this age it is much more important to be actually invested in the world, to go out of one's shell, abandon what they previously believed to be universally true. And by that interest in others, rethinking, rediscovering if you actually like or don't like something, figure out what's important to you yourself, you might discover that you're not the person you believed you were.
Maybe who you were was "lonely, uncool girl" as your environment labeled you this way. Maybe can't easily be someone else however, in a different context, experiencing something else, worrying less that who one is could pose a problem, the easier it might become existing without fearing that one is inadequate.
when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
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we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.
"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."
i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.
you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"
i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.
what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.
i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.
"don't make a big deal about this," you said.
this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.
"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.
you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."
the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.
afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."
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FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)
THAT LAZYBONES!!
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#So sorry it took me almost 2 weeks to post these#I was busy irl but ALSO I had too much fun doing extra art and forgot to work on these for like 3 days lmao#NOW THIS TIME I DO HAVE SOME THING TO SAY#YAY RIVERPERSON! SO MANY PEOPLE GUESSED CORRECTLY!#It wasn't that hard#We know Papyrus knows the river person#are they friends? idk BUT I PERSONALLY THINK THEY ARE#I just LOVEEE looking at the dialogue and making connections#I referenced one of the lines from the river person here...sometimes they'll ask you if you know any game you can play with a dog...#They said they were “asking for a friend...”#And I couldn't help but think about Papyrus' problem with the annoying dog LMAO#+ Papyrus seems very excited to know if the river person is there when you call him nearby that area#Okay so... now ...some comic thing that I made up but also didn't...#“FLOWEY DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE RIVER PERSON IS?”#okay so...#I feel like#It's not very common for them to be there...#When talking with Undyne around that area it's kind of *unclear* if she knows about the river person being there....#She tells you about the river connecting different areas and that you should “jump in”#She then clarifies that's the only thing they got for public transport#AND LIKE? It's unclear if she's telling you to jump in the boat (OR IF SHE KNOWS THERE'S SOMEONE WITH A BOAT) or is she's literally telling#you to jump in the river?????#Anyways...so...that's that#HEHE Flowey and Papyrus finally arrived at the house! WOHOO#Sans is too lazy to bring his old stuff to the surface! (or does he still think he'll end up back in the underground eventually?)#undertale#undertale comic#forgettable-au-comic#papyrus#flowey
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#a-yuan#Ultimately...despite how hard we try to reach people - sometimes it just is not possible.#Sometimes all you can do is wish that things could have been different. You pen a note with all the things you want to say -#and then you let it go. The words stay unsent and unspoken. You just watch the rift between you grow until you're too far away to try again#It is a sad end! It is two people who want to be closer but do not have the right capacity to do anything but shut doors.#Worse yet; it's two people who feel it is not their place to try and impose anything more.#It takes so long to heal from endings like that. You never get enough closure when there is still a faint hope of 'another day'.#It's a false amicability. It's closing a door and telling yourself that at least the windows are unlocked.#WWX will keep up his friendliness as a way to hold LWJ at a distance. LWJ can only try to help so many times.#Speaking of tragedies of trying to help; Let's talk about the addiction metaphors in this episode.#WWX tells LWJ in fairly straightforward terms that he does not *want* do be doing ghost cultivation.#What he wants is to protect people - by any means necessary. If he had another option he would take it.#The path WWX 'chose' is one that is deeply mired in external shame and taboo. He jokes about it but it clearly doesn't feel great.#And I put 'chose' in quotes because just like many who find them selves in bad situations - the choice is an illusion.#He's adamant that this is 'his' choice. That he is in control.#Better to be villainized that endure the terrifying reality that you lack any ability to have choice anymore.#If he had the choice - truly had the choice - he would not be doing this.#You can't help those who don't want to be helped. So of course all LWJ can do is watch from the side. Offer a hand when he can.#This life was a tragedy and the countdown to it all blowing up started a long time ago...
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drew some of my fav ody designs! wasnt originally meant to be also replicating the styles but thats sort of just how my brain works. except i didnt copy the lineart styles of anyone here so its DEFINITELY a bit uncanny for a couple of these (LOOKING AT YOU QINNY IM SO SORRY) but whatever
the designs featured here (from left to right) belong to: me, @gigizetz, @neal-illustrator, @irunaki, @bigidiotenergytm, @qinnyanimation, and @foopsie-daisy
#WAUGHHH IM SO NERVOUS TAGGING PEOPLE COOLER THAN ME#HEAD IN HANDS HEAD IN HANDS I NEED TO STOP PANICKING OVER STUFF LIKE THIS#bc like I KNOW THEYRE JUST PEOPLE. I WOULD BE SO HYPE IF SOMEONE DREW MY ODY ID LOVE TO BE TAGGED IN THAT.#BUT WHAT IF I AM SHOT. WITH A GUN. gfrdfvb vfrdedrf#i am a very normal non anxiety having person i swear guys#worst thing i did here was have odys hands very visible for the qinny one. because i didnt realize the way they draw hands is very realisti#BUT THEIR WHOLE STYLE HAS REALLY REALISTIC ANATOMY I SHOULVE KNOWN#irunakis style is SO fun to draw in bc its a lot like some of my older art so its very familiar yk yk i wasnt worrying too much about makin#-things accurate. but i think that accidentally made me too comfortable and so i ended up straying a bit too much#i think a lot of irunaki and qinnys styles specifically is in the lineart. so me using my normal style of lines makes them less recognizabl#anyways. neals odysseus i have shit talked in private (its a good design it just feels uncanny w/ jorges voice to me) but hes really-#-interesting to draw. i wanna do style studies on neal their characters have a very. idk animated feels like the wrong word but like.#something like animated. feeling to them. theyre very distinct in shape i wanna do studies thats it#bigidiotenergy i found this morning while FINALLY looking at cloudysseus art and instantly fell in love w their design#i need to ruffle his hair. hes so silly. absolutely incredible design. but GOD was the style a nightmare#it was too late id already comitted to trying to replicate the styles. but ohhh my god its so far from my own it was so hard#theres so much detail in places i dont normally put any at all#and its like. WAUGH its scary i need to do anatomy studies in general maybe#uhh havent commented on the gigi one. he was really easy to draw though lol. weirdly enough gigis style was close enough to my current one-#-that i didnt have any trouble whatsoever? and i think its the most accurate too but only because of the lineart styles being similar lol#ALSO NOT TO PLAY FAVORITES BUT FOOP ODYSSEUS IS MY FAVORITE#I LOVE HIMMM I LOVE HIS SILLY SHAPES HE LOOKS LIKE A WEIRD CAT KINDA. HE INTRIGUES ME.#my ody feels kinda lame next to all these guys gbfdefgbf#but oh well. hes ingrained into my mind now i cant change him at this point /silly i am actually happy w him but i might make changes#thaats thoughts on all of the odys here. anyways art tags time#doodles#odysseus#epic the musical#OH MY GOD EDIT I FORGOT TO DRAW FOOP ODYS SHOES. HEAD IN HANDS. IM SO SORRY
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