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sailoreuterpe · 1 year ago
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The brother who owes me all of that money hates Walmart because the company is evil. Oh, he'll still shop there if his current partner does or if he's desperate, but he's spent years looking down on our older brother for working there. He makes snide comments and rails against the evils of capitalism--unless he wants cheap snacks. It's White Leftist Hypocrisy at it's finest. (He also has no problem shopping at "Walmart On Steroids" Amazon.)
I so, so hope that Walmart hires me and my mom. And I so, so hope that he says something. Because then I'll get to reply,
"Well, we wouldn't have to work at the Bad Capitalist Abuse Factory if you'd fucking pay us both back the literal thousands of dollars that you owe us!"
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pertinax--loculos · 2 years ago
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There is a non-zero chance I'm gonna spend this upcoming uni class writing out the plotting and planning The Monstrosity.
Not only is it Far Too Early AM for my fucked-up sleeping patterns, but I'm also getting more and more convinced that this fucking course is not only ambivalent, but actively hostile towards mature-age students, and it's making me so mad.
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archi-pelago · 2 months ago
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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.
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nenoname · 1 month ago
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hunting down a specific image but finding miscellaneous storyboards/some cut panels from the stan comic story instead
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annalyticall · 10 months ago
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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly
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buriedinmyownfeelings · 8 months ago
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If I get Xiangling one more time I might scream
Or cry. Crying is also on the table
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kosmogrl · 27 days ago
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the evil voices in my head (winter weather) are telling me I should quit work just to stay cozy in bed all day
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deewithani · 11 months ago
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pangur-and-grim · 3 months ago
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Pangur is THRILLED that I have mono! her favourite thing in the world is napping with me
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walkerrenee · 1 month ago
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sometimes i randomly remember how insane maggie stiefvater was for making ronan lynch—a man that can create reality—a man of god, when he himself is a god of a man. then to take this man and have him be not only in love with, but a literal soulmate of a man named adam. parrish. adam parrish. who, mind you, lives above ronan's very own place of worship. and is the namesake of the first of mankind that the bible says god made from the literal dust of the ground (adam parrish: comes from nothing, hair "dusty" in color) and appoints him to care for the garden of eden (adam parrish: sacrifices himself to ronan's sentient forest). then has adam viewing ronan as a god and ronan saying "maybe he dreamt (created)" adam???? like who just fucking writes that and goes about their life?
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t4t4t · 5 months ago
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Hi !
I got bottom surgery on July 25th :3
I'm recovering well but I'll be on bedrest for a while. Collie and I will need rent help for September/food/gas/utilities/etc. Two disabled trans women. Anything helps ! Thank yall so much for all you've helped so far, it's saved my life ❤️
https://venmo.com/u/nora-esther-rose
https://www.paypal.me/NoraEstherRose
https://venmo.com/u/Leah-Esther-Rose
https://www.paypal.me/androgynophore
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elbiotipo · 2 months ago
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Don't want to insult this person but. Again. I literally live in Argentina.
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jediexile · 3 months ago
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I live in Western North Carolina. I have no idea if anyone knows what is going on here. I finally have gotten sufficient enough cell service to get online.
We are never going to fully recover. Whole towns are gone. My town was flattened. My street, a few miles south of town, was spared. We had no power or running water for four days. We lost hundreds of dollars of food from our fridge and freezers. We have no internet and no idea when it will be back. I work from home. My partner works two jobs - or worked, because one probably doesn’t exist anymore. My car took minor damage from the storm. Even if we had jobs, we probably couldn’t get to them. We got really lucky.
I so far have not lost anyone. Many of my friends are displaced. Some watched their homes be swept away. Some of them lost their pets. Some of them had to dig their children out of mud.
People - not organizations, not first responders, not the government - are clearing roads, doing welfare checks, forming groups of riders to take supplies up mountains on horses and mules. Private helicopters are landing in the middle of my town to drop supplies. They are doing this all over, all day, an essential lifeline for our cut off communities. The bigger cities are getting a more organized response, especially Asheville, which was essentially cut off from incoming vehicle traffic for a few days. Thank god the airport was spared.
I lost cell service, then internet, then power, from 7:45-8:20am Friday. I had no communication until Saturday. I was able to get a few texts out. I was able to get into town. Children’s toys were in the street. Some of my favorite businesses are gone. I saw a car part way up a house.
Please, send help. I don’t know what organizations to donate to. Any time I get online is spent networking relief efforts and getting the word out about missing persons. Keeping my family updated. Applying for FEMA assistance and mortgage relief. I have heard Blue Ridge Public Radio has a list on their website.
The death toll right now stands in the 50s. It is going to end up in the hundreds.
I am so heartbroken.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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smokbeast · 2 months ago
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DCA HALLOWEEN YCH SALE 24 USD EACH CLOSED
like promised a DCA YCH sale for Halloween :D with original options aND the jack-o lantern variations as well, and if you can’t decide who you want! Both is also a choice!
SUN YCH  (1/4) SLOTS
MOON YCH  (2/4) SLOTS
SUNMOON YCH  (4/4) SLOTS
JACK-oMOON YCH(1/4) SLOTS
JACK-oSUN YCH(1/4) SLOTS
DM me and sign the google form if your interested to tell me which one you’d like!
on a note, the UTMV sale is also still open if you want other options!
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betaphannie · 27 days ago
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So funny imagining Mr and Mr Games, millionaires and sharers of a mortgage, refusing to pay for the other being like no you ordered an entree im not paying for that nevermind post canceled NordVPN's bitch capitalester absolutely would
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