#but i dunno 😱

[netegf]

i'm like 8 million years late to this bc i finally got around to watching obx3 a month ago lmfao but what is the consensus on rafe and sofia !! 🤭

[vaniloqu3nce]

what? she has problems? okay and i am a problem I can be one of hers

[studbunniez]

shaming this person bc they wanted to be EXTREMELY OBTUSE in what I was saying and make it so much more complex than what I actually said but yea... any other nonlesbian that approaches my page with this shit is getting immediate blocked this is the ONLY ONE I'm responding to

[irishmammonagenda]

MC's magic going wrong 😱😰

or right depending on ur outlook on life ig

warnings: swearing, mentions of death (extremely brief and only notioned towards), physical affection

You hadn´t thought much of it at first when you got back to the human realm. Everything went back to normal. Or as normal as it could be.

Your mother and father sobbed when they saw you, stating how they though´t you were lying in a ditch somewhere in the stretching countryside. You´d lied, told them you were away on a residency based apprenticeship, that you were sorry for worrying them. Your siblings showed signs of worry you never thought they were able to feel for you. Thus you were being babied for a month or so.

That´s when it started.

At first, it was more corvids at the bird feeder in your garden than usual. Then it was stray cats. Then inexplicable black and white feathers dusting your clothing and hair.

Your mother smiled picking out the ivory feather from the confines of your unbrushed hair, "Oh! Your guardian angel´s been watching over you!" she says playfully, an old wives´ tale, nothing too serious.

You tense for a moment, before laughing with her. "Well I´ll take it as a good sign." Stupid old wives being the smartest people.

At first it was easy to brush off.

Then your father started getting lucky, he hadn't been one to gamble persay, putting a few coins in on a bet for the horse racing or the football was a regular occurrence, sometimes he won,sometimes he didn't. The difference of a few silvers, a share bag of sweets basically, made no real strain on your belts. But now, he was winning left right and center. Winning amounts that shouldnt be possible based on the amount he input.

Though, after you woke up to cats and corvids staring at you unblinkingly, in your room, with a few flies and insects on the walls, and your bedsheets covered in feathers and scales of all colours and sizes, enough was enough.

You were going to give those nerds a piece of your mind.

After shooing the animals out, (making sure to pet the cats), you picked up a lipstick, and channeled your pact magic before drawing a circle with various symbols on the floor,

You stilled, "Ah, shit. I dunno how to do this, i mean half of those symbols are angry faces and squiggles...." but ever the theatre nerd, you improved.

"I, MC, call upon the power of my pacts with the Avatars of Hell! and, using their power; a portal to the Devildom shall open for me!"

And a portal did open for you. Unfortunately, not to the best place. As you travelled through the time pocket you ended up stumbling once you made it to the other side, the stumble turnt into a tumble turnt into a fall. Unluckily for you, the thing you fell on was toned flesh and chuckling heartily, you were in Diavolo's lap.

"It's great of you to drop by MC!" He says, his massive hands pulling you further into his frame.

You cover your face with your hands, now noticing the various other nobles in the council room who are staring at their Prince, attempting to mask the fact their jaws are going to hit the floor.

Atleast the Brothers weren't there, but Barbatos' half polite smile half smirk and Diavolo whispering various playful musings of, "Did you miss me that much little human, we missed you too.", and "Summoning a portal illegally into the Demon Lord's castle and onto the Demon Princes lap...tututut." almost made the brothers seem like a mercy....

...almost.

You couldn't tell if this was a win or a lose.

[dudetorchkovsky]

I've updated my wardrobe a bit and decided to change my Anxiety's clothes, because I haven't worn that striped sweater for a long time

Anxiety is an early riser☀️

each person in the film had a unique world of mind, so I think my mind would be cozy and goblincore-style (?) Because...I'm like that myself heh

And there are also some references to me

for example, a salt lamp. I use it as a night light because I've been afraid to sleep in total darkness lately.

Actually, I was thinking of doing an ask of my emotions, but my first painting lessons are starting (in college) and I dunno if I will have enough time to draw these dudes(((

[yourlocal-edgelord]

HEEHEE EVEN MORE BATFAM AS ME AND MY FRIENDS part 5:

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Steph: Hey tim your a 10 but its on the PH scale

tim: …

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Jason: I dunno if im stupid or if i have bad luck but i suctioned a bottle cap to the inside of my mouth and it wont come out :(

Jason: It hurts

Dick: 😱

Jason: DONT ‘😱’ AT MY PAIN BITCH

————————————————

Tim: Hol up

*4 minutes later*

Damian: …

Tim: Just wanted to see how long you’d wait

Tim: 4 minutes a new record 🎉🎉🎉

Tim: THE FUCK WHY DID YOU BITE ME

————————————————

Jason: Im an i’d die/kill for you person stuck in a live for me world :/

Steph: idk what to say to that ngl it hits hard

Jason: Once again ur sarcasm shines through

————————————————

Steph: Yo duke im so hot im the reason you’re black

Duke: …

Tim: I OBJECT YOUR HONOR IM THE REASON HES BLACK

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[landitolover]

𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 part two | previous part ౨ৎ oscar x reader

WELCOME BACK TO DULCE HOTLINE!

enter your password: ***********

message list !

y/n l/n

lando norris

message y/n l/n?

yes > no

you have sent a message!

oscar

heyo

y/n l/n

hi oscar

sooo

ur famous.

oscar

uh yeah

is it gonna be a problem?

y/n l/n

not at all

😆

oscar

you don’t see me

any differently now?

y/n l/n

uhm

no?

i mean, you’re not taylor swift famous….

oscar

glad about that

must be a bit tiring being that famous

y/n l/n

i’d assume 🤔

if u don’t mind me asking

where do u live

oscar

the uk, for the most part

i travel lots though cause of my job

you?

y/n l/n

i’m living in france for a bit

with my two friends 😁

oscar

that’s nice

i like it over there

y/n l/n

yeah it’s quite alright

oscar

how long have you been

living in france?

y/n l/n

not too long

originally i just came here for a wedding

then my friend bought an apartment while she was drunk

oscar

how does one buy a whole ass apartment

while being drunk 😭

y/n l/n

honestly

i have zero clue

kinda funny tho

tell me more about yourself 🥸

oscar

well it’s my first season in formula one

i’m kinda awkward in person

i started karting when i was 10

i prefer dogs over cats

i like tim tams

sorry i don’t know what else to say……

y/n l/n

rookie season, wowie

i’m also awkward in person dw!!

karting at ten? woww i was eating chips on

my bed and watching austin & ally…

dogs over cats……… immediate no 🌝

tim tams are yummy

oscar

it’s your turn to tell me yourself

y/n l/n

okay okay uhm

I’m in uni atm

i have two cats named cinnamon and sugar

oscar

two cats?

y/n l/n

yes yes

oscar

oh! so uhm

how are u on this fine evening

y/n l/n

🌝🌝

very very good

you?

oscar

that’s good

i’m better now that I’m talking to you

y/n l/n

🫣

you’re a flirt, piastri

oscar

🤔🤔

maybe i am

but you like it, don’t you?

y/n l/n

i do

😵‍💫

oscar

i have to go now, sorry

bye :)

y/n l/n

bye oscar!

y/n ⛄️

guys

he wants me so bad ong

xienma 🛐

dulce hotline guy?

y/n ⛄️

yes yes

okay so

i know a bit more about him now

xienma 🛐

do tell

madeline 🤺

yes, tell us abt ur man!!

y/n ⛄️

okay so he’s an f1 driver for mclaren

so basically just cars??? it’s his rookie season

he started karting when he was 10

he loves tim tams

he prefers dogs over cats 🌝

madeline 🤺

that’s kinda boring

xienma 🛐

leave her man alone 🤓

but dogs over cats??

what ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN?????

madeline ⛄️

nah fr

he could POSSIBLY be the father of

cinnamon and sugar 🤔🤔🤔 if he likes

dogs more!!!

y/n ⛄️

dw guys

i can change him 🙏🏼

LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS MAN

madeline 🤺

we’ve lost her to a man

xienma 🛐

aww he’s a cutie

i’m a ynoscar truther!!

madeline 🤺

i guess i’ll support u guys

just don’t let this be like ur old situationship

xienma 🛐

i second that

y/n ⛄️

i won’t guys, trust!!

he seems like a sweetheart

xienma 🛐

well, i hope everything will

work out for you guys 😁

just want u to be happy!

oscah 🦅

lando

norris

landoh 🤓

yes ?

oscah 🦅

i am so heavily attracted to her

landoh 🤓

dulce hotline girl???

oscah 🦅

obviously

look how beautiful she is

landoh 🤓

did you insta stalk her mate

….🌝

oscah 🦅

uhm

🤣🤣!!

maybe i did

she has two cats

cinnamon and sugar

landoh 🤓

wow mate

are you going to be a father to cats 😱

oscah 🦅

uhm no

i dunno

🤔🤔

landoh 🤓

how does she feel about like

you being famous

does she care?

oscah 🦅

no I don’t think so

she said i wasn’t “taylor swift level famous”

landoh 🤓

thank fuck you aren’t though

that’s good that she doesn’t really mind

about you being famous 🤔🤔

oscah 🦅

i agree

oh my god

oh my hod

landoh 🤓

what ????

oscah 🦅

she messaged me

oh mgmgod

-&;@2&;@?&2&/_*{+~£|¥_£|¥_

bye

bye

TALK TO U LATER

landoh 🤓

I’m actually SICK

seeing u obsess over a girl

this isn’t you babe 🥺🥺🥺

what happened to landoscar

😭😭💔💔

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WELCOME BACK TO DULCE HOTLINE !

YOU HAVE ONE MESSAGE

y/n l/n has sent you a message

y/n l/n

hi oscar 🤓🤓

oscar

y/n l/n

oscar

hi y/n :)

also, you’re sending me all these memes of myself

so does that mean i’m in your camera roll?

y/n l/n

woah

oh

yeah you kinda are.. taking over my camera roll

didn’t even realize

oscar

wow are you already obsessed with me?

y/n l/n

uhm

i don’t think so, piastri

maybe YOU’RE the one obsessed with me!!

oscar

are you trying to use reverse psychology?

clever girl

y/n l/n

clever girl?? i’m blushing

oscar

wasn’t my intention but i’m glad

bet u look cute

y/n l/n

you’re insane for saying that

lord.

oscar

sorry sorry

y/n l/n

yeah no it’s fine

just !

😵‍💫🤔

oscar

quick topic change..

you know why i prefer dogs over cats?

y/n l/n

hm no

why?

oscar

cause i’m scared of cats

y/n l/n

how could you be scared of this baby

oscar

okay well i’m not scared of your cat in specific

just other cats…

y/n l/n

oh so ur biased 🙄

oscar

yes

well

no?

maybe

y/n l/n

you’re never meeting my cats.

oscar

wait no

trust i’ll change for them

y/n l/n

you know what’s funny

you kinda look like a cat yourself

oscar

oh my god

wait

why do i kinda look like one

y/n l/n

oscar pastry is a cat confirmed

piastri***

oscar

🥐

i’m oscar pastry fr

y/n l/n

wowie 🤓

okay i’m gonna go eat now

#dinner time

oscar

alright, bye

have a nice meal

y/n l/n

byee!

y/n ⛄️

HIIIIIII GUYSSSS

xienma 🛐

someone’s happy

what’d he do now

y/n ⛄️

he’s just so

sooooo 😍😍

madeline 🤺

we lost her

she’s down deep

xienma 🛐

i think they’re cute idk

pretty good looking couple imo

y/n ⛄️

i think so too, i might be a little biased though…..

do u guys think that men obsess over

girls the way we obsess over them

like this better be him 🤣🤣🤣

xienma 🛐

GIRL 😭😭

madeleine 🤺

no cause real shit

i wonder if they get giggly n shit

y/n ⛄️

FORREAL U GET ME!!

madeleine 🤺

like do they just go :3 when we message them

xienma 🛐

totally

y/n ⛄️

he totally goes like that when i msg him

he’s so cat coded idk what to tell u guys

madeline 🤺

no wonder y u want him so bad

y/n ⛄️

🌝🌝

xienma 🛐

i’m ynoscar truther forever

madeline 🤺

they barely kno each other 😒😒

THEY MET ON A DATING APP

xienma 🛐

okay girl just cause your little situationship

didn’t work out, doesn’t mean u have to be a hater..!

madeline 🤺

don’t bring that shit up again……

yall fake

y/n ⛄️

woah man

I didn’t say anything

i’m eating dinner!!

and mad, what if he has a cute lil friend 🤫

i’ll set u up 🔥🔥

madeline 🤺

our wag era 😈

y/n ⛄️

ok bye i’m leaving

😴 nap time

xienma 🛐

dream abt oscar xx

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౨ৎ sorry i didn’t post anything about dulce hotline yesterday, i just couldn’t think of anything to write 😭 i might possibly do a double update, so keep a lookout for that!

taglist, @d6za1 @amoosarte @ch3rryknots @moneygramhaas @alessioayla @cherry-piee @chasing-liberosis if you wanna be added, please comment ౨ৎ

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

bat siblings as things kids have said to me at work.

(i kept me as me because i couldn’t figure out anyone way to format this 😭)

steph: *taps me*

me: yeah?

steph: *whispering* hey show me ur moves

me: what 😀

me: how did you even get pencil on ur face?

dick: i dunno

me: my goodness ur a magician

dick: i am 😌

jason: i like picking my nose

me: how about we take a break from drawing and colour in

cass: no i don’t like colouring

cass: i like colouring more than drawing

me: ??

steph: *telling me about all the drama at school*

me who now has beef with a 4yr old named jessica* that’s wild

me: do u wanna colour them in now?

tim: *nods hesitantly*

me: are u sure? 😅

tim: no *seriously*

duke who arrived all of two minutes ago: *asks me something*

me: you’ve already got paint on ur face how’d you even do that?

duke: i know i put it there

me: aight fair

damian: why can’t u bring ur cat here?

me: that’s a great question

me: timmy pls i love ya but imma need you to stop rocking on ur chair kiddo

tim: timmy? only my mum calls me gems

me: whelp guess what i’m ur mum now stop rocking on ur chair

tim: no 😌

damian: mum-oh

me: listen hear kiddo i’m too young to be a mother

damian: but u said ur cat was ur son?

me: yes i did

damian: that makes no sense

jason: let me guess ur in ur teens

me: let me guess ur 2

jason: 😱 no i’m 7! 😤

me: oh right of course

dick: i’m done 😌

me: u sure? *pulls out other sheet of drawing from behind the first one like a magic trick*

dick: 😮

me: is that the same as that (talking about their drawing and the reference)

duke: yes?

me about to ruin this kids whole career: not quite

me: omg ur a goose

jason: *mildly offended* >:0

cass: *smacks self in the face with pencil*

me and her: *laughing way too loud*

context: student asks about a painting across the room

me: don’t worry about it just do ur drawing

dick: then why do you worry?

me: about what?

dick: about everything!

me: that’s so true

context me and the kids were talking about different coloured fish and one mentioned her doubts about pink fish

me: oh there are pink dolphins…but i guess they aren’t fish..

jason: pink dolphins? no they’re grey

damian: no there are pink ones

me: yeah i’m pretty sure they’re from the amazon

steph: like the shop???

me: *laughs to the point of almost tears*

tim: you got it dude

me: i know i got it but do you? (he doesn’t)

[starstruckmoony]

style.

masterlist

pairing - sirius black x fem!reader

summary - you and sirius start dating after accidentally running into each other at a concert but confirm nothing (till now), just to watch everyone lose their shit online.

trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour

word count - 1k

warnings - language

part 1 / part 2 / part 3

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starmanblack

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starmanblack shades

26,013 comments

yourusername cigarette*

starmanblack ok duolingo

yourusername smash tbh

starmanblack not you copying my comment

yourusername i don't have the rizz it takes to come up with something original

starmanblack ain't no way you just said that

prongsyboy stop stealing people's glasses 😤

starmanblack never

vance_emm i'm like ragingly gay but you're kinda cute

starmanblack this is why you're my favourite lesbian

mmmckinnon TRAITOR

mmmckinnon it's not too late to delete this

starmanblack get out of my comment section

user828181 address the rumours sirius

user000423 run me over with your car i promise i'll pay for the damages 🙏

user627477 YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN US ANY ANSWERS

user999653 i'm perfect wife material, just saying

user424227 y'all realise that he's less likely to address the rumours if we keep being annoying 💀

user209996 nah fr he's gonna start hating us all

yourusername

❤ liked by starmanblack, prongsyboy, pandorasbox and 899,997 others

yourusername never would have though that my shows in dublin would be the craziest ones out of all but you guys actually delivered and i couldn't be happier! 💕 these past three nights were absolutely insane and i can't wait to be back (and i may or may not have already booked a few venues 😩) PLUS someone got proposed AND I DIDN'T EVEN SEE 😭 so if any of you beautiful people who were there have the video my dms are open for business lmao 🙏💞

tagged ev.rosier

27,664 comments

starmanblack apparently the proposal happened right next to me 💀

yourusername BABE HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE?

starmanblack CAUSE YOU WERE BETTER THAN THE PROPOSAL

starmanblack my guitar ate as always

yourusername she's even signed 😱

starmanblack slay 😝

yourusername GO TO SLEEP OMG

starmanblack say it to my face 😤

xeno_lovegood i had so much fun

yourusername i'm smiling so hard rn

pete__ sirius is a certified simp because how do you miss a proposal that's happening next to you?

mmmckinnon it's because he's both sirius and a simp petey

prongsyboy sirius doing sirius things 🤣

user552520 dunno bout y'all but i got my confirmation tonight

user073789 YOU WERE SO GOOD OH MY GOD

user843632 i'm so lonely the proposal made me cry

user439546 love me some sappy shit fr

user674848 this was un fucking real no joke

user993455 SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE RUMOURS I'M BEGGING

user200017 learn to read between the lines lol

starmanblack added to their story

yourusername

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yourusername date night ⭐

29,208 comments

starmanblack pretty dress

yourusername why thank you

starmanblack my stomach feels funny from all that wine

yourusername my precious toilet 😭

marymacdonald gorgeous!!!

yourusername i was impersonating you

vance_emm AND SHE SAYS SHE HAS NO RIZZ

ev.rosier am i about to get fired?

yourusername of course not, you're my second favourite person

starmanblack i'm first

pandorasbox my friends are all so beautiful 🥺

yourusername us hot people stick together 😌

pandorasbox ONG

user329295 sirius is so lucky

user400128 i've never been more jealous of a man

user006272 IS THIS OUR CONFIRMATION?

user883265 mother is mothering

user306084 THE STAR

user243123 if this is another sike istg

user727211 I THINK IT'S NOT A DRILL ANYMORE

user492932 Y/N WE JUST NEED A SIMPLE YES OR NO DON'T DO THIS TO US

starmanblack

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starmanblack platonic snog

36,775 comments

yourusername people just don't appreciate friendships nowadays 🙄

starmanblack it's just so so sad 😣

yourusername i have better photos of us 👹

starmanblack strongly disagree

yourusername you don't wanna make this a competition

marymacdonald my mum said friends don't do that

starmanblack mama macdonald may be onto something

r.a.black affection 🤮

starmanblack i thought you unfollowed me?

r.a.black i did but i like lurking around here

starmanblack fan behaviour

rjlupin best friend things

prongsyboy HEY I'M HIS BEST FRIEND

rjlupin you were supposed to play along

user020226 MOTHER OF GOD IS THIS REAL

user366232 HDJQJDJQDJQ MY DELUSIONS WEREN'T DELUSIONS

user500447 you still need therapy

user432777 AIN'T NO WAY

user718710 I DIED DEAD.

user907015 GADHQHDQUDJQXJQDJQ I CAN'T FUCKING CATCH MY BREATH

user138282 are you still alive?

user907015 NO

user882446 this and platonic don't go together sirius 🙄

yourusername

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yourusername pda is afraid of him

39,457 comments

starmanblack FINE you have better photos

yourusername see? that wasn't so hard to admit!

starmanblack i actually won in life

yourusername damn right you did

starmanblack celeb_gossip losing their minds rn

yourusername the kettle is B R E W I N G 🥵🫖🤩👀😳☕😝😻

bartyyy I KNEW BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE HAHA

yourusername well you're the favourite child...

lily_evans kinda illegal how you're both so hot

casmeadowes i've been saying!!!

cissy_blck REG'S SISTER IN LAW 😭

bellatrixieb he's one lucky man

r.a.black lucky isn't exactly the right word but okay

user737729 OH MY FUCKING SHIT

user632444 MY ACTUAL PARENTS

user536272 NOT ME NOT BEING DELULU

user292920 swifities can't relate

user155161 WALBURGA LIKED THIS HELP ME

user993929 narcissa is so real LMFAOOO

user032386 THAT SHOULD BE ME (idk which person i want to be more)

starmanblack added to their story

yourusername

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yourusername happy birthday to this idiot who i unfortunately love very much 💕

tagged starmanblack

30,033 comments

starmanblack tragic how i love you back

yourusername absolutely

starmanblack rizz god since 12

yourusername are you still 12?

lily_evans got me tearing up over here

yourusername awwww 🥺

rjlupin you should have used that one photo where he was on the potty

starmanblack WHY ARE YOU LETTING THEM KNOW THAT EXISTS?

rjlupin denying it would have worked yk

casmeadowes i woke up to this 💀

starmanblack good

mmmckinnon mondays.

user939355 THE CAT

user019661 i'm making this my profile picture

user763772 tell him i said happy birthday

user195666 imagine having someone say they love you so publicly ha ha ha ha ha

user244488 fuck being single fr

user328911 NO BUT THIS IS KINDA CUTE 😭

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[michellemisfit]

✨Weekly Tag Wednesday ✨

Thanks for creating the game and for the tag @jrooc thanks for the tag @vintagelacerosette

Today we’re talking fandom. Come play!

Name and A03 handle: Michelle, michellemisfit

Current Location: Living room, surrounded by feathers, as I’m currently fletching some arrows

Favourite picrew: This one is pretty fucking spot on. Or at least it was at the time. Hair is very different now. But then, hair is always different… lol

Also this one is spiritually VERY me

What's one thing you want in a picrew? Ability to add coloured streaks! And a wide selection of scars, or alternatively the ability to move them around the screen. Either is fine. But mostly the hair thing. My hair is generally 4 different colours. Don’t try and limit me to one!!

Favourite thing you’ve created (or seen created) for the fandom? Erm… 3 way tie between Mexico Gallacrafts, Fimo Gallavich, and Cookie Gallavich? Maybe? Argh. Turns out, looking back at my art tag… I’ve created some pretty cool stuff. Huh. Yay me.

Why is it your favourite? I don’t really do photography, and I’m really proud of the idea behind and the execution of that photo. And while I LOVE drawing more than anything, I don’t think I’m exceptional or anything. But I’m damn creative when it comes to silly 3D craft projects, so both Fimo Gallavich and Cookie Gallavich make me happy and feel like something not just anyone could do… I dunno.

Did it come easily or was it hard to create? It was LONG to create. Both cookie and Fimo Gallavich took several days in total. And I think that’s the other thing I like about myself. I am willing to put in the work, and it usually pays off.

Last ao3 fic you commented on? Hah! You’ll be able to corroborate this, I’m not just sucking up!! LOL I’m currently reading Camp is a Battlefield by @blue-disco-lights, @jrooc, and @mybrainismelted, with artwork by @creepkinginc, so that’s the last one I commented on :)

Biggest WIP heartache you’ve ever experienced? I mean… every single WIP I have ever started reading, only to realise that maybe there won’t be any more of it… 😱 Every. Single. One. They’re all special, and they all hurt in their own special ways. And I will remain subscribed to all of them FOREVER, because you never know!!

Also? Comment on WIPs. Tell authors how much joy the story brought you, how much space it’s occupying in your brain, how much you would love to see it continue but how happy you are to have read as much of the story as there is because it’s changed your brain chemistry… do NOT comment saying ‘next chapter when?’, cause that makes you a dick bag.

Favourite trope or head cannon you like included in a fanfic? I’m a sucker for fake dating, only one bed, and a soulmate AU 🤷🏽‍♂️

Least favourite? …not a huge fan of kid fic, but hey, all it takes is a great author to make it work.

Secret or surprising kink or trope? Again, do not kink shame, because you’re only ever one good fanfic away from discovering something about yourself you did NOT see coming…

Describe how you feel after you’ve created something new? Exhausted and antsy. Is it good enough? Are people gonna like it? Should I even bother anyone with this? Why don’t I just go and hide under a rock forever?? I felt okay about this when I finished it, why is it suddenly the worst thing to have ever been created??? …I wish there was a sense of calm and accomplishment. There is not. Brains suck!

Top hype man you have that always helps you get across the finish line: @deedala - I so appreciate how we’re on a similar wave length when it comes to art as well as ‘everybody wants to hunt me for sport’ vibes. I know I can always count on you for kind but honest words, and that’s so important!!

It's been a bad day, you turn to the fandom and you _____? Read comfort fic. Probably Like Real People Do or None the Wiser.

Edit: Also? Go and read comments and tags on old art posts. That’s a sure fire way to cheer me up!

This was fun, and made the 15 minute wait between fletching each feather pass much faster. Thanks!!

If you are currently making your own arrows and need something to occupy your wait time with… how about completing a tag game? lol

@heymrspatel @loftec @creepkinginc @deedala @too-schoolforcool @darlingian @iandarling @iansw0rld @ian-galagher @mybrainismelted @palepinkgoat @crossmydna @mikhailoisbaby @sickness-health-all-that-shit @rereadanon @rutherinahobbit @energievie @junemermaid @francesrose3 @deathclassic @faejilly @rutherinahobbit @gallawitchxx @look-i-love-u @jessij1997 @callivich @celestialmickey @wehangout @doshiart @lynne-monstr @the-rat-wins @blue-disco-lights @suzy-queued @sleepyfacetoughguy @spookygingerr @burninface @gallapiech

[shadowcatzone]

I’m watching a friend draft a modern-ish au with some JingRenHeng sprinkled in and xDDD I swear it’s as tense as you would expect but their brand of humor is something else. (Well, I dunno if you might enjoy it, but I certainly do!)

RenHeng: *serious and tense exes with a wholesome-turned-angsty backstory*

JingHeng: *awkward lads where the latter doesn’t know where they stand with each other while the former is sad but content with just watching the other from afar*

JingRen: *tension over Dan Heng but also????? where do they stand with each other*

Also JingRenHeng:

Memory Zone Meme monster: *commits home invasion*

Dan Heng: 👀 “Well then, guess I’m using that anniversary gift after all!”

Said pre-breakup RenHeng anniversary gift is a tactical axe. Blade had no idea what to get Dan Heng their very first anniversary but he did know that he wanted the other to be safe. Dan Heng was so sure it would be useless until post-breakup.

Jing Yuan walks into Dan Heng’s apartment and almost has a heart attack from seeing all the bloodshed.

Blade is actually just as confused. He thought it would be against a human burglar when Dan Heng would finally use the axe, not against some eldritch dream monster.

BONUS:

Sleepie: *exists*

Jing Yuan: 😱 “Bailu…? What do you have there…?”

Bailu: “Apple juice!” 😊

Jing Yuan: “…Dan Heng—”

Dan Heng: “The guard dog.”

Jing Yuan: “Who—”

Dan Heng: “Apartment security.”

Blade: 😶 “That’s a weird-looking dog…”

that does sound fun, yeah. You can send me the link/title when they're done.

[ilovehazbinhotelomg]

Ok but I can't decide on which ship to make queer platonic for alastor sooooo

Why not make them all

Radiodust

Radioapple

Rosie and alastor (dunno ship name)

Radiohusk

😱😱

3 way qpr with radiohuskerdust

I need to control myself lol

[pressplay-if]

Wait WHENTHEFUCK was a band poly brought up and why was I JUST notified about it 🤯😱?? Do any of the members need intense persuasion before they are all in ?

<3

naaahh I wouldn't be comfortable at all writing intense persuasion. There will be certain "requirements" but not persuasion. But the circumstances would have to align for the ROs in question to consider it a good idea. MC will have to make certain decisions that would line up with the poly route. It's not gonna involve talking anyone into it. Dunno how else to describe it buuuut ye that's about what I had in mind hehe

[daydreams-after-dark]

Sorsha?

Unnie - I had a thought.

Fisting? I dunno who I dunno how but... Just think about it

😱😱😱💀💀💀😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I don’t believe I’ve ever read a fic with fisting involved… but now you have had a thought, I’m having a thought too…

Straight off the top of my head I’d say Chan, Binnie and Minho would be happy to fist you. But… Dr Kim Seungmin might be interested in the scientist chan fic?

So my reasoning for these three specifically?

Confidence and perception.

These three seem so confident in their abilities and skills, but are also very tuned in to y/n’s needs.

Plus… once they know you can take it they’ll be able to put some force behind it. Maybe even use the technique when you’re being a brat?

Oh god can you imagine Minho’s veiny arms while he’s splitting you in two and rearranging your insides 🥵😱

Or Binnie’s biceps (as you hold on tight)

Or Chan talking you through it “big stretch, babydoll… that’s it. There you go…” 💀

Oh but I have to mention that you can convince Jisung to do it too… because I want him to do absolutely everything to y/n. He’d be nervous and hesitant so you’d have to be quite assertive with him.

I’ll probably have more thoughts on this now it’s in my head. I need to read a fanfic with it in there. If anyone can help me out???? 🥹🥹🥹

@noellllslut @chuuchuu1224

[suspendingtime]

FH: "They've got the highest so far, they've got nine."

CJ + LT: 🤗🙌👏🙌 JB: 😏 LT: 😃 CJ: 😄

LT: 😳🤝 "Oh, no!" 😩 JB: "Ohhh!" FH + WT: 😱😲

Crew: "What was that, what number was that?"

FH: "I dunno… wasn't counting…" CJ: "We almost got to nine."

LT: "Almost nine." WT: 🤯 "That was crazy."

JB: "That would've been - that would've been…"

Crew: "What's the high score?"

CJ: "Um, we've gotten to nine." 😌👐 ALL: 😂👉🤲👈🤣

JB: "Oh, whoa!" WT: "That's crazy." 😀 CJ: 🥹🥲 LT: 🫣😅

BRIDGERTON 2.06 'The Choice' | BTS 'At Home and on Set With the Bridgertons' | 7/?

[divinelolita]

TOM KAULITZ X BROTHER OF BRITNEY SPEARS

pt 2 😱😱

Tom stayed silent for a few seconds. He didn't know what to think. M/N was.. Britney's brother. Wow. He felt disappointed and displeased with himself for getting so angry and jealous without knowing the backstory, and he felt bad for acting so cold towards M/N. Britney looked at him expectantly, which reminded him he had been asked a question.

"Oh uh.. I dunno where he went- I can look for him though.?" Immediately after saying the last part he wanted to smack the shit out of himself. He didn't want to face M/N again, especially after being rude and standoffish to him. Before he could change his mind, Britney shined a bright smile at him, giving a few nods. "Ah! That'd be nice! Thank you Tom." She went to stand next to Georg, him looking her up and down every millisecond. Tom held back a laugh and went to go look for M/N, his hands shaking. He shoved his hands in his pockets tockake himself seem more relaxed, and went about looking for the boy.

He scanned the bar for a (color) haired man, yet to no avail. He then walked about groups of people, trying to find M/N. After yet another fail to find him, as well as asking people if they had seen M/N, Tom felt defeated. He sighed, going to walk back to Britney and tell her he couldn't find her brother, when he walked past the bathroom and saw a figure. He noticed a man out of the corner of his eye, yet took a few more steps before his brain caught up and realised, yes, it was M/N. He took a shaky breath as he turned around, M/N standing alone with a glass of (drink) in hand. He hesitated, half of him wanting to run off and go back to the safety of his band and brother, but the other half wanted to apologize and tell him to go back to his sister.

Before he could walk off, though, M/N looked around and his eyes landed on Tom. The dreadheads blood ran cold as he noticed he had been caught, heart almost breaking out of his chest due to how fast it was beating. Instead of being mad or annoyed, M/N gave Tom a soft smile. "Hello, Tom. Are you gonna run away again..?" he teased, quirking an eyebrow. Tom felt himself go from tense to nervous, palms starting to sweat slightly. "I erm... Uh.." he paused, clearing his throat as he took a breath of air.

"Your uh..sister wanted you." Tom shuffled, a hand going to the back of his head to scratch his skull, a habit he did when he was on edge or nervous. M/N nodded slightly, pursing his lips." .. Do you think you could lead me to her? " he asked when Tom stayed silent for a moment. Tom felt like he had gotten the wind knocked out of him, his knees nearly buckling and giving out. Tom gulped, nodding before mumbling out a small "Uh.. Yeah." he nodded his head in the direction of Britney and the band. "Follow me." he muttered, walking off. M/N grinned as he saw how jittery and fast Tom walked, jogging slightly before he caught up to Tom, making sure not to spill his glass.

It was eerily quiet between them, apart from others screaming and partying and the music blasting far away from them. M/N thought it would stay that way, but he saw as Tom bit his lip and opened his mouth a few times before he started to speak. "Uh.. I'm sorry." he mumbled, looking at M/N sheepishly as he played with his lip ring."Hm? For what?" M/N asked, although he knew perfectly well what Tom was getting at. He watched how nervous and fidgety Tom was and it took all his willpower not to tease at him. "Y'know, for being a dick." Tom mumbled, his hand going back again to scratch his skull. M/N hummed, giving Tom a small pat on the shoulder. "Ehh.. It's all good." M/N said, smiling at Tom softly. Maybe it was the lighting, but M/N swore he saw Tom's cheeks flush a bright red as he patted him. "Why though?"

when Tom looked at M/N with confusion in his eyes, M/N continued. "Why did you act the way you did..?" Tom looked down, and M/N thought he wasn't going to answer. He was about to say that Tom didn't need to worry, that the past was the past, but he then heard Tom mumbled something under his breath. "..jealous." Tom muttered, not expecting M/N to answer. "Jealous? Hey man, I'm Britneys brother, y'know - If you wanted to be with her-" M/N began, before he watched Tom's head shoot up and shake his head from side to side. "No.. I.. Not like that." Tom muttered, shifting slightly. How damn far was Britney? He felt like he was walking for eternity. M/N tilted his head to the side.

"Huh? How did you mean it then?" M/N asked curiously, not judging Tom. Tom felt himself tense up. His breathing becoming heavier. "I erm- It doesn't matter. C'mon, Britney needs you." Tom started to walk ahead of M/N, before the (color) haired boy grabbed him by the hand to stop him. "Jealous of what Tom?" Tom felt his knees start to give out as a small panic began in his chest. He wanted to apologize and run off, to tell Bill he felt sick and run into the tour bus and drive away, never looking back. He was halfway through his plan, thinking about the hotel he would stay at, before M/N spoke again. "Were you jealous of... Britney?"

Tom felt his blood run cold as he paused, jaw dropped slightly. He felt his eyes get glossed over in embarrassment, refusing to let tears fall. But M/N didn't laugh at him, didn't tease him, no. He just looked at Tom with curiosity. "Tom?" M/N inquired again, putting a hand on the dreadlocked boys shoulder as he watched Tom nearly break. Tom almost nodded, wanting to get this over with and tell M/N to hurry up and go to Britney. Before he could do anything,though, M/N bent down slightly and pecked Tom's lips.

Tom felt his nervousness leave his body as M/N brought him into a kiss, feeling himself kiss back. When they pulled away, Tom noticed that M/N was smiling at him.

Tom felt scared, expecting M/N to laugh at him and say he was weird and make fun of him. But M/N just took his phone out (either a nokia or an iphone idk lol) and gave it to Tom to put his number in. Tom's fingers froze, looking at the phone for s moment before slowly typing out the numbers. When he had finished, he gave the phone back to M/N, who grinned at him with that beautiful smile.

"Ah, thank you Tom. Now c'mon, bring me to Britney now. She's probably worried we took so long. " M/N chuckled slightly, patting Tom on the back. Tom blinked a few times before nodding, smiling a bit as he responded. "Mhm. Follow me.." M/N walked behind the dreadhead, and to the direction of his sister and the band.

THE END. DONE. DONE FOREVER.🥰