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egophiliac · 11 months ago

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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

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vinestaff · 6 months ago

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sighs. another guy in my brain i guess

#pressure #pressure roblox #roblox pressure #pressure fanart #sebastian solace #pressure sebastian #sebastian pressure #roblox fanart #roblox art #lowkey wanted th e kys voiceline it hink thatd be funny #hey expendable :3 kill y #different hand gesture because i like projecting on creatures i find interesting. sebastian solace now ddoes whatever thats called #i dont like the angler light i might change that #does his motuh glow? I think i did taht wrong og my god #its ok. its ok #he also has those things taht frog hands have. idk what its called but im a little silly and put them on him #in all honesty he was fun to draw i may start doodling him slithering on my homework pages #Fuck i forgot to put that tiktok trade offer image. Thts literally him bro

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cozylittleartblog · 7 months ago

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Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

#columbo #knight rider #art #michael knight #kitt #comic #highlight reel #crossover #telebeast #there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public #this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy #if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo #this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them #niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet #not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao #stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio #cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps #this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march #is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool #ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN #COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page #i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier #action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write #more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3 #there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty #i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes #the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔

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suja-janee · 22 days ago

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I’ve been losing my mind over these guys recently

#transformers #humanformers #decepticons #Starscream #skywarp #thundercracker #Soundwave #shockwave #wavewave #seekers #a lot of these are unfinished cause my iPad started overheating 😭#idk how actual pilot uniforms are supposed to look- tbh I just worked off one ref image + some from top gun #I don’t really want it the fits to look too similar to any existing uniforms cause I’m not trying to imply anything #anyway- thundercracker has honestly turned out to be my potential favorite??#I’m not sure yet cause I basically love all the main decepticons but fr it might be thundercracker #but it’s okay- I don’t HAVE to pick one fave I suppose #ughhh transformers has been such a nice change of pace from mk cause what is even going on over there??#I’m only excited for the t1000 and I’ve been DYING waiting for him to be playable #terminator 2 honestly in my top 10 movies and t1000 in top ten villains tbh #Robert Patrick did such a phenomenal job it just hasn’t been topped #but yeah wtf is even going on in mk?? like who the flying fuck asked for Conan??#but anyway I should probably actually draw either prime or tf one #I just love g1 so much plus the designs are literal squares it’s so much easier 😭#I’m also just attached to who whimsical it is? such simpler times #I think transformers tries to hard to be dark and brooding sometimes #which is my main criticism for how Optimus is in prime but that’s a whole nother conversation #I will say though prime did a good job of converting the dark bayverse designs #and making them fun an appealing to look at #doodle #my art

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firethekitty · 2 years ago

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last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash

#i wanted to share this story i think it’s really funny #like ‘yeah i owe about 70% of my college graduation to an image of vash telling me to stop fucking around’#talking #trigun #this is actually 100% true btw /srs #after 14k notes i feel the need to clarify that i did not intentionally bring this image up when i started fucking around #but he always seemed to find me. like when i looked at pics he was there. watching me. saying this. idk if that makes this funnier

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monkesupreme · 3 months ago

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very pickuppable yes yes

its very easy to demand attention when u can physically remove ur object of affection away from their work. whos going to stop you from being a spoiledt brat?

bonus: being bossy has its perks

#superbat #clark kent #superman #bruce wayne #batman #clark waking up in a cold sweat: 'im not being CODDLED rn!!!!!!!!!!!'#he is obv more composed about it. hes a grown man #but he is a man who has unlimited power and speed at his disposal. and he will do whatever it takes to get what he wants #it doesnt take much convincing. like. ever #bruce can be swayed very very easily and he has very little shame about it #unrelated to allat #but clark is 6' even he just looks so small next to bruce and diana #EDIT: i did NOT like how small the image was so i tweaked it and removed the readmore #incase someone saw this before the tweak and wanted to be nosy about what changed LOL

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azuronel · 4 months ago

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my predictions for the end of book 7

EDIT: part two here

#please yana let this happen it would be so fucking funny #twst #twst overblot gang #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #leona kingscholar #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #riddle rosehearts #I might just write this fanfic anyway if it doesn’t happen #which it probably won’t? the teams pretty good at throwing curveballs at me #either way. just needed this image to exist #how are we feeling about how I did azuls skin?#I wanted it to look more like his merform-the humanization potion can only do so much kinda thing #and MOST of his outfits have him fully covered #so if we ignore his beachwear we can pretend as though this is true

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javaclown · 9 months ago

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🌈🌈🌈

#there's no way i can explain this shit and make it look straight #they did NOT need to be doin all this but they were out here anyway #like. unprompted and unprovoked too #s2g they just wanted reasons to touch each other/be close to each other sometimes #there were a lot more images i wanted to add but im new to this type of editing so i did what i could #pride month #happy pride 🌈#naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #sns #sasunaru #narusasu #sasunarusasu #sasuke x naruto #naruto x sasuke #naruto memes #pride memes #naruto #it took me an hour to make this LOL

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beansprout-draws · 7 months ago

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When you and your husband successfully convict someone of murder.

No text version + reference image:

#I can honestly say I did not expect to be making vaporwave narumitsu fanart today #and yet here we are #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #fanart #digital fanart #original art #mitsurugi reiji #naruhodo ryuichi #vaporwave #I don't know the show the reference image is from so I wont tag it #the pose is just really good and I've been wanting to draw some characters in this pose for a while #eye strain #artists on tumblr

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chloesimaginationthings · 8 months ago

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I can't be the only one.

I’ll be honest and say I literally did base William’s face off this image…

#ask reply #I didn’t have it as a ref or anything but I was thinking of it in my minds eye #ALSO YOURE NOT THE ONLY ONE #guys PLEASEE stop sending that Roblox image/jk #FOR this drawing I did want William to have THAT sorta face #that LOOK💅🏾#if you get me #so the Roblox face is very accurate #THE ONLY place it fails is not having the eyebrow #the brow is so important #what is William Afton scheming we may never know #help me the image I posted is literally William Afton #post offing Charlie that’s the security puppet in the background

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marciaillust · 2 months ago

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bro fuck it im workposting. i did illustrations, i storyboarded, i directed. I did many cool things in 2024 and millions of people all over the world saw em. that has to count for something

#brawl stars #marcia #i dont workpost because i am deeply aware nobody here is here for brawl stars but on god i #i work and i create and its real #and there is a part of me thats ashamed because i know that brawls is not. like its not league of legends you know?#league of legends is something you post about #about the skin you helped create or sculpted #or the splash art you painted #its has that... value that is obvious even in the eyes of a person who has never played league #its a very mature visual language that historically calls for respect #meanwhile presenting brawl stars art feels like showing my anime girl oc to an art teacher #even mentioning an illust i created for a skin announcement for brawl stars feels so #so dollar store #so laughable #like noone would take me seriously #it feels like when you say you're an artist and then a person asks to see your art #and you show them and they get that soft soft look in their eyes that informs you that they had an image of who an “artist” is in their hea #and that you did not live up to it but all they'll say is 'oh thats nice'#bro help me im doing art elitism to myself #how can i simultaneously believe that art can be anything and yet only neoclassical realism has real value #i want to be creatively free yet all i do is fear the unimpressed looks of strangers

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eddiethehunted · 1 year ago

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here’s a steve version of this silly post lol

#while doodling this i impulsively decided 'yeah eddie needs to have a centipede tattoo'#anyway.#steddie #robin's there because i wanted her to be #also (holds you the viewer) you WILL ignore how unbalanced the colours are in this image #i drew this in like an hour and did not bother to make it easier on the eyes. sorry #my art

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andillwriteyouatragedy · 15 days ago

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"He’s there the whole time, just... watching me. Watching me scream and thrash and— He’s all eyes. He’s all eyes."

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silvers-starrway · 3 months ago

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He pull on my wires till I short circuit <3

#starrway art #image id in alt #sonic #sonic fanart #sonic the hedgehog #metal sonic #robo gore #metonic #I don't even like know what to add for a caption other than UH YEAH METONIC IS HERE #the red wires was a deliberate choice btw #the edge between actual gore and robo gore is so thin sometimes :]#also I did NOT want to draw his other leg so I just... chopped it off.

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milkywayes · 9 months ago

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GARRUS VAKARIAN: DATABASE IMAGE ACCESS. > PT. 1 : 2160, 2166, 2170. > all files backdated according to user preferences: (terran_coordinated.calendar).

#mass effect #mass effect fanart #garrus vakarian #mass effect garrus #castis vakarian #solana vakarian #turians #alien #palaven #artists on tumblr #illustration #art #scifi #video games #milkyart #garrus retro #I want to make more of these so I'm giving it a tag #headcanons go as such:#turians have a downy coat from birth to toddler age after which actual feathers develop - which molt during puberty.#they're the color of the plates since feathers are modified scales! so for the vakarian siblings they're silvery.#child garrus playing spectre - solana already annoyed by it back then. but hey at least he's using sources for his make believe? nerd #first time castis takes him shooting it's a live target. have fun kid I hope this won't awaken anything in you or do irreparable damage #castis voice: I didn't raise him like this!#well buddy someone did.#also - hard to see but the leaves and tree trunks have a metallic sheen :-)#god this took SO LONG ive never done something quite like this before! also wanted to do landscape for once.#social media is so hostile to this format but I think 3 images is a good workaround #will make a detail post later on... the faces are probably getting fried by tumblr :(#oh I gave castis the comic markings. they look way better and imo make more sense. and we don’t talk about me:a here

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notbecauseofvictories · 3 months ago

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I'm rewatching leverage out of nostalgia and some other emotion I haven't figured out yet, and I do think there's a story in "Maggie Ford Collins deals with having the most unhinged ex in her suburban book group, learns to hotwire a car, and gets her groove back, not in that particular order."

#nate's weird crime children (all of whom are grown adults) adopt maggie as their....something.#weird former stepmom? dad's ex-girlfriend who drove them to soccer practice once? loosely affiliated maybe-sorta aunt?#...this involves more lying and wearing tight dresses and carrying lockpicks than maggie's used to.#none of them listen when she says this is a job for sophie. they want to show her the benefits of crime!!!!!#she does tell her book club every detail.#currently said book club is trawling message boards and pinging distant facebook connections to get leverage their next case.#maggie is dating a nice art history professor from the local college. leverage is very disappointed.#nate is also disappointed mostly because he thought she'd pick someone terrible and he could ''''rescue'''' her.#unfortunately this guy is okay. he does no crime at all except sometimes taking a penny without leaving a penny #which the leverage crew did not realize was a an actual thing and therefore doesn't count.#......also I do believe that sterling and nate exchanged handjobs in a ramada inn bathroom once or twice #and that maggie does not know this but sophie does.#(maggie would not have been into it but sophie....sort of...is. she likes the mental image.)#leverage

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