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He looks so wierd. I promise he has a head im just lazy, look at his ass instead
#art#scp art#scp#scp fanart#scp foundation#alagadda#scp 2264#sketch#my art sketch#wip#im never gonna finish this#but i did give him a wonderful ass#so maybe i will
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This was all the way back from the end of 2.3.
Hey Sparkle what the fuck.
#So out of left field#she didn't even anything to do with 2.6! she didn't even make an appearance!#I wonder if she had anything to do with it all or if she just knew from Silverwolf's script and is fucking with us#it's hard to tell with her jfkdjsklajd#...by which I mean I wonder if she was like playing both sides the way Reca did#I don't think she'd fully side with Primitive or anything bc people turning into monkeys doesn't seem like it'd serve her.#how are they gonna appreciate her art form like that?!#also Acheron literally just impersonating a Galaxy Ranger was enough to get her a death sentence. Sparkle is wild but she's not stupid.#And aligning with Primitive seems like a fast track to a messy execution. no one wants the Galaxy Rangers on their ass.#fun side note about the current mr. cold feet's pop-up shop event going on:#I think this Sampo really IS our Sampo and not Sparkle in disguise or anything. just that some outside influence might be fucking with him.#he WOULD have been on Penacony right around the time all this happened. and he was closely in cahoots with Sparkle herself.#and memetic viruses- whether from Penacony memoria or say maybe a meme crate unearthed out of the snow-#are known to have the possible effect of making one horribly nihilistic. to the point of giving up on life. just saying.#(don't actually know that it's much of anything but GOSH is it a lovely thing to daydream about uwu)#honkai star rail#hsr#honkai star rail sparkle#hsr sparkle#sparkle#hsr 2.3#hsr 2.6#penacony#hanabi#hsr hanabi#honkai star rail hanabi
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It is so eternally funny to me that the Fatui have acquired every single gnosis peacefully... except for Venti.
Zhongli had his contract, Yae Miko traded Ei's, Nahida also traded hers and Ei's, and Neuvilette just gave that shit away. Like we're introduced to them as stealing all the Gnoses and then they drop that shit immediately.
Even worse, they steal it from Venti. Fucking Venti. Mr Had a 500 Year Nap. Mr Tells His City To Be Free and Fucks Off. Mr Steals Wine For Himself. That dude. That's the one it was necessary to dropkick.
Like Signora could have sauntered up with an apple in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other and Venti would have given up his gnosis faster than you can say 'Freedom'.
And even if we go with the theory that Venti knows much more than he let's on, he would've have probably given it away anyway considering what we know now about the third Descender and all.
Like Signora had zero need for the bitchslap-dropkick-combo but she needed the Fatui to have a girl boss reputation so she did anyway. Rate. We stan a proactive Queen ig.
#genshin impact#genshin impact fatui#fatui harbingers#genshin#genshin lore#gnosis#like seriously its fucking Venti#its so funny to me not even Scara try to kick Ei's ass for the gnosis#like everyone else gets peace but Signora had to go to Mondstadt and decided nah thats shits personal im dropkicking him#In front of the church too like she did not give a fuck#i like to think she reports back to the tsaritsa who sighs loudly and internally wonders why the fuck she recruited all these batshit people#also rip Raiden she didnt even get to give away her gnosis despite the fact it was traded twice lmao#its the middle of the night and i cant sleep but im exhausted so yall get my insane genshin posting yw x
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okay but he finds us right… *laughs nervously* RIGHT?!?!
the first 48 hours in a missing person's case are the most crucial.
searches have to be started and evidence has to be secured and information has to be gathered. after that, people start—forgetting things. important things. little details that could mean your life or death. the station has already opened back up by now, and whatever daily foot traffic they see has already stamped what's left of you into the pavement. you could be out of the country for all katsuki knows. by the third day without water, organs start to deteriorate.
chances of finding a survivor begin to greatly decrease; you stop looking for a person, and you start looking for a body.
deku and kirishima—everyone, really—have been kind enough not to change mission status from rescue to recovery, and katsuki can't tell if that's for better or for worse.
#god HE'S really deteriorating now#an absolute SHELL#thinking about you 🥺 if you're alive and scared and slowly dying 🥺 or if you're already at the bottom of a lake somewhere 🥺#the only thing that keeps him going is wondering at what point between getting taken and your final moments did you give up hope 🥺#that he was coming 🥺#it's the ONLY thing getting him off his ass 🥺#hehe i am being Mean >:3c#✿ ask willow#✿ thoughts: bakugou#✿ theme: y/n napped
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I know most ppl rlly like gremlin-Moon who’s always picking on and messing with Y/N (BuT LiKE iN aN EnDEaRiNG WaY) but I grew up with three older brothers. Anyway I personally would love to hit gremlin-Moon with a bat
#doodles#sketches#fnaf moon x y/n#fnaf moon x reader#gremlin moon#I don mind the occasional joke but if all of ur humor is based on belittling or mocking me I can and will go Cain on ur ass#‘OOoOhH BuT He’SJuST MeSsINg ArOuND’ yeah and I can put him in the ground. bitch#‘awww but it’s a sign of his affection!!!!’ also gives very BoYs WiLL bE bOYs vibes and I want to fucking hit someone#Babbit vs stupid mf moon challenge. I win by default bc of pure feral rage and years worth of stifled violence#I’m in a mood today sorry#Babbit lore#aka small things abt my life#I’m the youngest of four and hav three older brothers!#yes it sucked. yes we did get along 80% of the time#anyway if u ever wonder why I’m so paranoid abt ppl mocking me to my face or behind my back abt my interests. now u know#hits face on floor repeatedly#silly fluff#silly bullshit#bones of a rabbit fnaf#bones of a rabbit
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#nu carnival#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#GODDAMNIT#EDMOND WHAT DID I SAY#HOLY SHIT#I CAN THEEE STAR HIM RIGHT OFF THE BAT#THIS FAT ASS MOTHER FUCKER#If anyone is wondering where your Edmonds are#Here he is#Please take him with you and give me whatever Blades you have#BTW I have not hit pity yet#So I have to buy more pulls#Sob sob sob
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TMAP 23 SPOILERS////
i've been saying for weeksss gwen and alice are the only people who can match each other's freak!!
#rant in tags lolll#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers#ALSO. lena knows damn well that alice didnt give him that paperwork 🤨 i wonder if there's a reason she can't tell him to stop#but yeah alice and gwen are both so overbearing that it's actually cathartic for me to see them link up like this. can they kiss next#you know it's bad when serial truth ignorer alice dyer is like oh i believe you 100% and also it's worse than you thought#also again what is gwen's problem. why did you push yourself to this point girl#do you think jon and martin are torturing her ass with a mr. bonzo themed caseload#sam getting his 100th doppleganger case of the week: i'm sure this means nothing#i'm so curious about what basira is up to#celia yawning.... girl i know you woke up in scotland or some shit this morning#hey. have jon and martin been stuck in windows NT for 20 fucking years#would that mean jonah magnus has also been stuck for 20 years#so he wouldnt have had the chance to do anything to elias.... so why is gwen doing this to herself#wouldn't it be so funny if elias bouchard was [ERROR]. haha just kidding
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the most devastating shit on earth is that i had a friend in middle school who was like my ride or die. but her only "social media" was Google Fucking Plus. so naturally i have lost her in the wastelands of that shitstorm. but i cannot find her ever again bc she has like The most common name on god's green earth so one facebook search for people with her name in the bronx yields like a million fucking results. so imagine if she's not even in the bronx anymore. 10 million results
#and if by some will from god she's out there wondering about me occasionally too She'd also be shit out of luck#bc my first name is different now. not even close to my birthname. and my last name is a nightmare#i didn't learn how to spell that shit until i was 6 and only so soon bc my mother set aside time to teach me specifically how to spell it#like it was its own school lesson. How to spell my own last name. so i'm not going to imagine someone could ever just Remember That#a decade down the fucking line#but i miss her often. she showed me inuyasha for the first time before rodan even did#we had the most awkward innocent scared quivering animal type lesbianism happening.#i would walk her home even though it meant making my 10 minute walk home into like 45 minutes#she lived in one of the projects and she snuck me in her apartment a few times when her dad wasn't home. that's when we watched inuyasha#one of my ''gifts'' i remember so specifically when we had decided we were dating is. i gave her. a tiny bag of chips.#blinks for a long time at you. i got her A Bag Of Chips.#💀😭 She should've killed me where i stood........#we once kissed because someone said they'd give us 20 dollars for it. We did not get the 20 dollars.#i was mad bc i wanted to split it with her and get snackies at the deli after school together or something. kills my elf#WAAAH i miss her. i miss da bronx too. one day i'm gonna drag rodan downstate to see it all#i want to take him to the bronx zoo and the botanical gardens. but also i just checked and nearly scumpt at the prices#37 DOLLARS..... 💀⁉️ i remember. (said oldly) i remember when it was. SEVEN DOLLARS!!!#whstever fucking happened to wednesdays you get in free. huh#i'm too scared to even look at the gardens now bc Nearly 40 tickets a person. oh My God. vomitworthy#wait oh my god what do thebuses and subway cost now. oh no oh no oh no#okay it's okay. it's a 40 cent difference. idr what a metrocard used to cost so it means nothing that it's a dollar now#but also Why the fuck do the express buses cost SEVEN DOLLARS.... 😭 brother bring that shit back down to five NEOW!!!#it's not even double the standard fare anymore. even if i round up the standard fare That's More Than Double. what#i hate inflation i hate inflation i hate#i'm rambling. walks away fast And my ass
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Zoro was about to tell luffy off for making a scene but luffy just says some guys spilled red bean soup and he starts to make a worse one. Amazing
#broon took robins place.... so is she just gonna walk????? damn....#zoro fucking people up for making fun of hungry people..... yeah yeah yeah#now it's luffy's turn.... THEY SPILLED THE RED BEAN SOUP ON LUFFY IT'S GOING DOWN#everyone looks so good with these outfits.... horns really do compliment anyone....#episode 984#kaido wants to marry yamato to one of big mom's sons.... or she wont consider them allies i know it....#kid has kimg's haki too??? and zoro... they do really give that to anyone....#drops of red bean soup on luffy's face to look like tears... (to me)#luffy eating all the soup..... he should take it outside back to the boat akdhsksjk OKUBORE PEOPLE WE ARE EATING TONIGHT!!!#oh jesus.... elephant gun in the middle of the party.... zoro going to the conflict ahdkajs of course#they turned on the lights and everything... WHY did zoro slice the building??? 😭😭#episode 985#talking tag#watching one piece#they are gonna show that scene of tama eating soup 84 more fucking times#'are you happy now?' 'yeah' 'let's run then' INCREDIBLE#APOO TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!!! WHAT IS THAT!!! BOOOOO!!!#THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME!!! GET DOWN OF THAT STAGE!!#luffy biting that dog akshakskq#zoro fucking!!! slash him!! do a projectile slash or whatever!! you know how!!#FUCK HIM UP KID YEAAAH!!!!!! NO ANOTHER ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE!!! JUST IN CASE!!#episode 986#do kaido and the others not hear all this???? its right on their castle door akdhsksj#his ass is not uncoscious yet!!! quit the yapping and hit him again kid!!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!! SUCK THE BLOOD OUT OF HIS VEINS!! ENOUGH!!#he needs to pull some magneto shit right now!!!#sanji seeing shinobu ball crush some guys and sanji wondering if he would want to try it too!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SANJI!! 🫵🏻🤨#a tobi roopo has a burdel..... sanji is dying this fight.... this is his final arc.... goodbye sanji... what a shame...#nvm the brothel is empty... sanji gets to live another day#killer ate the fruit to save his captain!!! omg!!! ORICHI WHEN I GET YOU!! Exactly kid kill them all.... fuck em and apoo too.#episode 987
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Season 13 is high on the list for worst seasons of Supernatural but. When posed with the question, how do we make it clear to the audience that this character from 13.20 Unfinished Business is Sleipnir, legendary eight-legged horse of Norse mythology, child of Loki, without making him, you know, a horse?
Easy. Bugs Bunny his ass.
#give his ass a carrot#not to mention that he's not even wearing gray#which is. oh I don't know one of the easiest things to google about sleipnir and find out#but no. give him a cgi horse face for 2 seconds and then make him take a bite out of a carrot in 1 scene just because#he actually does not have the carrot 3 seconds later btw#he takes a bite and then that sucker is gone#have to wonder if this was like. someone once needed an angel blade stand-in and somehow it ended up in the show#supernatural#spn#spn crack#what was this show on like genuinely#spnedit#spn gifs#spn 13x20#spn season 13#I have another edit in the works about how incredibly fucked up this episode is re: gabriel (how did they make me like gabriel in 2023)#but I have to get this out of my system first. give his ass a carrot
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STILL HAVING SUCH A NORMAL ONE ABOUT THAT RGGJO BUT NO Y7JO GETTING REALLY GOOD AT HOUSEWORK I SEE THE VISION… I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down…
Because I've always wondered how unprepared Jo would've been going into everything. On one hand, he did leave home really young, but since he was working and Ikumi wasn't, one could argue Ikumi would've been the one to handle the housework at least while they were together.
Inversely, I do kiiind of feel like Jo would've done at least Some Things when he could to ease the burden on Ikumi based on his attempt to comfort her at the station. I'm reading way too much into it but it's notable that, despite him definitely being a smoker and them hoping for a miscarriage, the ashtray in their apartment is spotless.
But we only really see his living situation when he's with Ikumi and don't get to see what--if anything--changes when he's on his own, when he has to do everything and not just Some Things. But with regard to food, if you're in survival mode like that, while it is more economical to make food at home, it would make sense that any quality of cooking would be passable. That's not going to fly with a kid who's lived in the lap of luxury his whole life.
So I've always had a lot of feelings about Jo Bettering Himself for Masato's sake (even when Masato isn't necessarily being reasonable) and his overblown neurosis at the prospect of falling short--the post you mentioned in your tags is Exactly It. But, you know, it's cheesy, but I firmly believe he could do whatever he set his mind to, if he can manage to learn Every Martial Art and become a glorified (and very competent) accountant after dropping out of high school.
Also uhhhhhhhh entire post reminded me of this (びら on Pixiv) that's it that's the ask
Ok I'm glad we both caught on to Jo's attempt to console Ikumi and the considerably-clean home. Evidently he was probably self-sufficient enough, but nothing extraordinary- just whatever passed as 'suitable' for them, so it's not as though he's going in totally clueless (but certainly not knowledgeable enough to match Masato's extremely-high standards. Bless Arakawa but he definitely spoiled him a little).
Even if it is a 'cheesy' sentiment, Jo very much has proven that so long as it's for Masato, he's willing to do anything and everything no matter how big (joining the yakuza) or small (probably like. learning how to make quiche)
#snap chats#I WANTED TO REPLY TO THIS LAST NIGHT BUT I GOT A BAD STOMACH BUG EW i'm fine now tho :]#ALSO very happy to see you liked the RGGJo i posted- i definitely hoped you would lkarejlvkej#anyway neglected kids usually pick up on how to do basic things for themselves- some dont obvi#but if jo's ready to lay asphalt on the road by 15 then he probably took like. five minutes to learn how to crack an egg for himself#my favorite Lonely Child's meal growing up was simple yakimeshi- def not a hard meal to make so i imagine he can do at least that#but i can just very clearly see in my brain jo just becoming appalled at his son's standards#cause i mean. on the one hand He's Definitely In Great Hands Now but on the other hand Oh God He Was In REAL Great Hands How The Fuck#ah... now i just really wanna do something with this whole topic it's one of my faves cause it amuses me so much#makes me think plenty.. im sure jo felt a great deal of inadequacy when he finally got to see the full of masato's new life#cause surely- in his eyes- he probably never would have been able to give him such a pleasant life how can he live up to this#just more reason to try harder and assimilate into properly that life right#a small unrelated aside tho now that we're talkin bout ikumi i wonder what she would've done if she did get masato back#i mean they really didnt have means to take care of him but still.. i wonder if she misses him#maybe /i/ care too much about ikumi verALKEJ#FINAL NOTE BACK ON TRACK THOUGH pixiv tells me ive seen this post before but i have no memory of it#but thats EXACTLY the vision and its so cute.. that's how it is in my heart#thanks for writin in and indulgin my goofy ass LMAO
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I went through the notes collecting screenshots of things that jumped out to me
Posts that were too long to be screenshotted: link 1, link 2
The history of the Disney company is so fucking fascinating and complicated that I could spend the rest of my life studying it.
I hate the company. I love the media. I want it to burn. I was profoundly shaped as a person by some of the art its workers have produced. It's evil. It's beautiful. It's an eldritch horrorterror personified as a charismatic mouse. It's a nightmarish example of capitalist hell. It destroys as much as it creates. It's a flaming trainwreck. I can't look away.
It's the goddamn Elephant's Foot of media studies.
#if selling your soul is real then it seems Walt really did so#he got everything he could have wanted (aside from possibly Epcot) but at what cost???#also I never even finished scrolling the tags for stories#there were too many#and there was a set of tags I wish I had archived on someones university having a course dedicated to disney because it was really That Big#I scrolled and couldn't find it#I've spent like an hour on this#and yes Your New Home keeps playing in my head#disney#walt disney#the disney corporation#I'm so glad I can conjure imaginary worlds in my head and never have the need to go to a theme park to experience them#because there were SO MANY PEOPLE who were talking about feeling bad over giving him control over the theme parks#long post#I don't think Walt would have liked what he's seeing now#not just because he was a perfectionist but because he valued art over money as seen with how he spent it#yeah it would still be a capitalistic nightmare to work under but at least you'd still be producing art#rather than buying every single thing that produces it#animation history#I wonder if he regretted putting his name on the company at any point?#he's almost as much of a mascot for his company as mickey is#that's how he lived too#appearing everywhere in tv and magazines like an instagrammer before instagram was invented#he wasn't the ceo#he didn't handle the financials#no one knew what his job was#he lived like how cartoon characters live#all over the place without any consistent job- just a face to be seen to the public#Roy probably built the company more than Walt did considering how many times he had to save his lil bro's ass#thoughts
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its been almost a year and i still haven't watched the last episode matpat hosted for game theory. i just couldn't and still can't bring myself to watch a video that shows with no room for misinterpretation that that part of my life is far in the past. i hadn't even been watching more than like a handful of gt vids a year for years at that point and i still couldn't watch that last episode. i want to at least watch the final live stream he hosted for gtlive this week but i also can't bring myself to even click on it. like i watched a bit of the first episode ash hosted on their own and i still haven't watched the aforementioned stream. instead i have been rewatching the vods from the first couple eras of gtlive bc those are the ones that really stuck with me ever since i started watching gtlive in like 2016. thanks matt and steph for making me not want to kill myself. jason and chris you guys were there too.
#that's a joke i love them too but also it's not about them right now it's about the parasocial parents i had in like 2016-2018#the fnac3 stream where they cheesed night 6 is still kino to me. they changed the camera angle. we got to see the game on the monitor#that was peak. rocked my world#as for the other channels i need to be honest ive hating on them from afar. ill read the comment sections for controversies#and when there are time stamps i will skip to them to be like <wow that's fucking bad>. case in point im still not over the tbob video#how the fuck did they make a full ass episode on the book when NOT A SINGLE MEMBER OF THE TEAM READ THE BOOK IN FULL#not shitting you. they had who knows how many people on their team working on that episode and not one of them sat down to read the whole#book. it takes like 3 fucking hours to read tops. no fucking wonder they literally just entirely missed one of the most central themes#in it (bill's capacity to love ford. gayly). i wrote a hate comment on it without watching the whole ep bc i fr can't stand watching it#most content farm ass shit ever i feel embarrassed watching the film theory videos specifically. i also still haven't forgiven them for the#plagiarism in that episode. i know most of the people affected were fine w the apology but objectively that was a shit ass apology#they made money off that video and you're fine w them releasing their apology on REDDIT? bye#my feelings on game theory as a whole are . Nuanced And Complex. yea#chirp chirp!#game theory#since i guess that'll be my umbrella tag for this now#wait also in general film theory is the one i hear controversies abt the most. Do Not Like Its Host. smth abt him siding w bigoted star war#fans in one episode??? and amatonormativity in the chicken nugget theory. not a fan of either so idk but the handling of gf puts me off#from giving the benefit of the doubt. also there was a new gf theory like yesterday but no controversy from the comments ive seen so idc
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you ever imagine a specific scenario happening so often and then one day it does happen and you're just like
#so anyways how are y'all doing#i'm out here going a little crazy#i've been imagining what it would be like to see my ex for over a year and it happened TODAY#and it didnt go at all like i expected (we just ignored each other) but THEN#i was talking to my current crush today too#and my crush is an obviously affection starved idiot#an he cant handle compliments or someone being genuinely nice for shit#any my MaDD ass started wondering what would happen if i just. proposed a little game#like you give me a compliment i give you a compliment#and today somehow the oppertunity just presented itself#and my ballsy ass went for it#and. yeah#losing my shit here#hes so cute about these things#like hes got the ego of a god on the outside but you can tell its all for show and i just wanna hold him and tell him hes loved#for anyone who wants to know yes he bluescreened a little because i said i appreciated that he was a gentleman at heart#kinda want to do it in person again just to see his face while he gets complimented but also#dont wanna do it again if hes uncomfortable about it#btw i did make sure he was comfortable with it beforehand#god im so into him its pathetic#we go to the same classes and during lessons i have to pull my eyes away from him like fucking magnets hes so cute#aaaahhhhh#ouch my heart#tumblr rants
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no one else's ☆ ( thirdyear!katsuki x fem!reader ) mdni | suggestive
Kirishima taps Katsuki on the shoulder very gently, looking embarrassed as he chokes out, “Your girlfriend fell asleep on the couch.”
Katsuki would’ve brushed it off with a snap that anyone could use the fucking couch who gives a fuck, but his eyes slide to Kirishima’s other arm holding a disgruntled Mineta up. Immediately, Katsuki’s gut twists in displeasure, the pencil in his grasp snapping in half.
“Did you fucking do something?” Katsuki hisses out, yanking Mineta’s collar to face the full brunt of his sneer.
“No!” Mineta cries out, having the nerve to sound disappointed. “No, I didn’t, dude. Get off me.”
And before Katsuki could kill Mineta right then and there, Kirishima swerves him out of the way. Don’t get your hero license revoked over him, Kirishima’s eyes seem to say.
“He’s telling the truth, man, don’t worry about it.” Kirishima then glares soundly at Mineta, disappointment evident. “He was acting weird, though. That’s why I got him.”
“Traitor,” Mineta says, wriggling uselessly mid-air.
“I’ll kill you,” Katsuki swears to him, before storming off, each step heavy with pure murder.
The rest of the class is smarter than Mineta. They avert their gazes and mind their business — or it could be that they can sense the unadulterated rage emanating from every pore of his body.
Yet as he reaches you, every trace of that same rage dissipates into the air. His eyes outline your body, dead to the world, shorts hiked up with one leg curved — laid unaware. No wonder some freak like Mineta wanted to prey on it.
Katsuki sighs. "Always giving me damn trouble," he mutters to your sleeping figure, snorting when there's an answering snore.
He heaves you up and off the couch, arms hooking under your neck and the back of your knees. Katsuki pushes past the living room, ignoring the curious stares of his classmates. They all know where he's headed — straight to his room.
You awake to a pinch on your thigh.
When you come to, Katsuki is staring at you heavily, hovering above you with your head between his hands.
"Kats'ki?" you croak out, words stringing together. "Wha's…"
Katsuki begins to crawl down, and down, until his knees hit the floor; until he's face to face with your legs. You're still swimming through the sluggishness limbo of being half-awake, lagging behind only moments after Katsuki. You feel his grip on your ankle; it tickles, it's warm.
He lowers his head and pins your knee down with a searing kiss. The sensation spreads to your entire body. You shudder, toes curling. Katsuki smiles against you, his hands sliding up to your thighs.
"Too early," you whine. But you don't push him off; you press against him closer.
"'s already 6 AM," Katsuki says, pushing your legs open.
The touch of cold air and the sporadic puffs of Katsuki's breath have you sinking deeper into the bed, pleasure crawling in every part of your body that he's taking by force, in the gentlest way possible.
Katsuki latches his mouth onto the inside of your thigh, inching deeper at your gasp. You suck air through your teeth, taking every control you have left not to snap your legs shut and force Katsuki out. When he pulls off, your thigh is left with a clear bruise. He doesn't stop there — he dives in again on a different point.
"As soon as we get our ass here," Katsuki murmurs against your skin, his breath hot on your evening-chilled skin, "I'm taking you out; we'll go apartment-hunting."
"W-what?"
"And you can wear whatever the fuck you want," he continues, licking at the mark, "or nothin' at all — I don't give a shit. No one else, just us. You hear me?"
You sit up, nearly knocking your knee against Katsuki's face. "You're asking me to move in with you?"
Katsuki scowls, the telltale sign of a blush creeping to his face. "You have other plans?"
"No, no," you cup his cheek, kissing the pout of his lips; "never, if it's not with you."
Katsuki appears satisfied, claiming your lips in a deep kiss. You draw away from each other with a stuttered gasp, heat pooling in your stomach at Katsuki's delighted gaze. "No turning back," he whispers. "Got that? This'll be no one else's."
Dizzy with need, you can only say, "Yes, yes. No one else's but yours, Katsuki. Now, please go back in between my legs."
#ᥫ᭡ dekuneho#&katsuki#bnha x reader#mha x reader#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bnha
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gaslighting your younger siblings is the absolute best thing about being an older sibling. Nick and I made our younger stepbrothers believe that we’d had a younger brother (Peter) whom my mom had gotten mad at and killed We would just fucking sit around “yes and”ing each other and then when the little brothers went to mom she was like “oh yeah, Peter, I killed him”
evil infodumping where you just tell lies
#i hated my youngest stepbrother#he was used to being the baby#I was used to being the baby#unstoppable force meets immovable object#however#he had never met anyone as evil and manipulative as me#he was used to just doing whatever he wanted and eventually people getting sick of him and giving in#getting his way#I warned him not to cross me#he did#I sold all his pokemon cards#I threw his belongings out a second story window#I picked him up by his hair and lifted him off the ground at one point#older stepbrother was in awe of me#i was smart#I was hot#and it wasn't so much like the devil lived inside me#as I was Actually The Devil#I think it was Nick who eventually warned the both of them#(he liked them Nick likes everyone)#that if they continued to fuck with me#there was a non zero chance I would arrange their deaths#I'm not saying that it was good that I rained unholy hellfire down upon this eight year old#but that my parents probably should have pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to actually notice and protect one or both of us#but my mom's husband was oblivious to most things#and I learned all my nastiest tricks from my mom#who condoned and encouraged retaliation against a child that she also didn't like#anyway#he's in his 20s now#wonder if he's still wary around femmes with long red hair
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