#but i am so bad at follow through

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze

[endoferasandallthings]

[deoidesign]

panels from my webcomic. the characters are also from my webcomic. believe it or not it's about gay time traveling vampires

[happyk44]

percy needs to be haunted by bianca's ghost more

[moeblob]

He identifies as a villain and he wants to become a god but he's not doing the best job at being bad. Aside from ticking off the gods, he's done nothing but good - though claiming it's in the name of evil.

Himst: WHY would anyone of actual intelligence rely on such petty tactics as brainwashing or enchanting? So much can go wrong! On the other hand, I have a devoted following who will do as I say! (because he quite literally saved the lives of a town and they appreciate their savior)

[skrunksthatwunk]

Not Only is he a bisexual icon but he also Cannot stop framing his demonic encounters as dubiously romantic without anyone or anything prompting him to

[lofi-bear]

anyways everyone look at my spacer war hero "crumbling under the pressure of being the perfect alliance legacy golden girl" commander shepard and her murder chickenbug boyfriend

[mars-ipan]

Mars, you have a lot more patience than I would at this point gdhfkjgdsfg. If you'll allow me to choose violence for a second:

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Hi anon! Did you know you can engage with other people without interpreting every word they use in the worst way possible, making a million assumptions about their background and prescribing opinions to them they've explicitly told you they don't have?

I don't even disagree with all of those rebuttals, but if you want people to engage in discussions with you you have to treat them like human beings, not your opposition in a court case. What are you expecting to get back when you act like this? About nonexistent fingers in his ass guy?

You should at least have got off anon and owned what you said- unless you're using anon to block evade, in which case you should consider respecting people's boundaries.

:D waow…. feeling very cared for in this chili’s tonight

[squwhims]

YOU'RE JOKING!!!!

This is the girl again!!! Now that her exams, her concussion, and Christmas is over I have decided to stir the pot with her again, and I just very gently reminded her that, "hey, you flirted with me a couple months ago...do you remember that?" (she did not) (I have AGAIN been bolder than I meant to) but anyway, she was like, "I'll get back on that!"

BOULDER TO THE HEAD PERHAPS?!?!

So far she has only tried the English songs, but she'll get there. If I don't get a girlfriend out of this, I'll be fine. If I don't get a Joker Out fan out of this— what was all this for?!

[inquisimer]

ooooh number 10 for the WIP game 👀👀

ehehe thank you sales!!

Ask me about my WIPs!

10. double lavellan AU

shamelessly self-indulgent AU where Siona Lavellan is the fourth mage in her clan and, at the tender age of 7ish, is tricked by her brother and parents, abandoned in the forest, and left for dead. After [insert a fuck ton of trauma here], she resurfaces in Denerim as Tamsyn, a name she took off a tombstone, and becomes entangled in the power struggle as part of the Favors for Certain Interested Parties questline in DAO. She and her partner Mick claim control of the Guild and turn it into a force for rescuing and empowering orphans in the city - until a decade later, when Tamsyn wants to expand. They fight, she takes half the company on a job to Haven, and they're caught up with the Inquisition Where, it turns out, the Herald of Andraste is the brother who left her for dead as a child. Cue ✨ drama✨ during the apocalypse while the past, recent and distant, comes back to haunt them >:]

[coolguycy]

They should invent a version of stepping out of your comfort zone that doesn’t make me want to throw up and die

[alpha-leoniis]

talking to people through dms about what the fuck happened on T3 is really like

me: they're at least a bit ok, right? please tell me this [thing I thought would happen from the teaser] didn't happen

them:

me:

them:

them: rito it's best you don't look at this for a while

[musical-chick-13]

The urge to talk about writing projects in excruciating detail, but also wanting SOMETHING to be a surprise when I finally finish them.

[chilope]

im trying to decide how long i need to wait for my shitty coworker to do the one (1) thing i asked him to before i go absolutely sicko mode

[woolydemon]

reasons why Tumblr is better than twitter number #999978: I am not forced to see league of legends discourse on my feed just bc I like a gorgeous fanart of one of those lesbians or middle aged men yaoi