#but i am CHOMPING at this with my TEETH!!!!
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Wind: howls Garu: howls back
#MY boy!!!!!! let us wear shorts in blizzards and eat bbq together 🤝#he's just a cute lil guy...running around in the snow...frostbiteless#honestly surprised he's even wearing gloves. does he not want to feel the WET SNOW CRUNCH BETWEEN HIS FINGIES#well i guess you don't need bare hands to bite snow#i am imagining him chomping at snowflakes. then sticking his face into a fresh bed of snow and just goin RAWMRPcromch#wonder if he has sensitive teeth? does this wolf have dental care?#who's been flossing his canines??#or are his teeth just flawless and powerful like nature before modern junk food. the strength of untouched yokai spirit#frozen echoes#nu carnival garu
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oh HELL YEAH that's so fucking cool!! i WISH i had anything that detailed i'd so watch that if it existed. i'm gonna say more in the tags because i'm crazy now
btw trafficsmp fans need to discover the song finale by ajr like YESTERDAY especially those of us who are deep in watcher lore
#for me in my head it's also deeply martyn and grian focused because they're the most tied to watcher lore still currently#but i am CHOMPING at this with my TEETH!!!!#i never considered that aspect of grians motivations and now im gonna lay down in a pit forever i think#skullrambles
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day 14/30 of 30 microfics in 30 days
baby's first vashwood!!!!! this wasn’t actually prompted by anyone but @discobee and i just keep talking about them like 24/7 and i needed to write them or i’d die so here we are
VASHWOOD • CONFESSION
#i already have 1539579447 fic ideas for them#but 50 words will have to suffice…………… for now#nicholas wolfwood when i get my teeth into you!!!! I AM CHOMPING YOU SO HARD#trigun#vashwood#30 microfics in 30 days#[insert keyboard emoji here]
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Just got my tooth glued back on yaaaaay!! Only issue is they told me it’s a temporary fix until I get through my Invisalign retainers, so they told me to baby this tooth so it won’t snap off again, and TourettesBrain is being v BreakItBreakItBreakIt
#I WONT but I am actively suppressing it and it’s annoying lolol#hopefully once I stop thinking about it I’ll stop getting that impulse#but at the very moment omg#I feel like that TikTok of that service dog in training that chomps his teeth when he’s excited and the owner keeps having to tell him#to stop#I am the man and my tics are the dog lolol#tourettes#actually tourettic#tics#tic disorder#cw tics#cw tic mention#ticposting#chatterbun
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good morning macy - are you feeling any particular crystals today? i promise i'll keep my mouth to myself 📝🧐 (murmuring can be heard from where i've tied and gagged the omniscient narrator in the closet, but it's indistinguishable and you don't need to worry about that.)
good morning my ray of sunshine ☀️ listen. if there's one person on this planet that will not judge you for popping crystals in your mouth like gushers, it'd be me. also, what murmuring? all i hear is the sound of your feet pitter-pattering up to my doorstep, hands outstretched, seeking The Mineral ✨
today we're all about rose quartz. i know it's a classic and remarkably common but there's just something about it that calls to me. perhaps it's the gemmy appearance? the way it always looks like candy no matter the shade or cut? i just *chewing chewing chewing* y'know?
here's a few from my personal collection, excluding the big tower because i know i've shown you that before (that sounds deeply euphemistic and i'm not even sorry about it) 💖🌸🎀🌷
and now for the million dollar question - WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHEW?
#hello and welcome back to Crystal Time with Ray & Macy 💎✨#where we rank crystals based on chewability and aesthetic appeal#crystals? minerals? nah. SNACK#ray i have to confess something to you#i have put many a crystal in my mouth#i haven't chewed one because i don't have health insurance and my teeth are already Abysmal#but good lord#the temptation is there#chomp chomp am i right?#macy babbles#whatthebodygraspsnot
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#therapy being next week is awful.#anyway i got drunk as a coping mechanism bc he was destroying me#he hsnt even done anythingb ut i miss him#n combind w me cutting off my best friend 24hrs ago#i dreamt i lost 3 teeth#but they didnt fall out#i chomped them out - which is . ftting#anyway#its fine ill be fine.#but how do u cope w losing 3 ppl u wanted forever in 6 months#which is what those teeth symbolise im ngl#theres no other way they fit#am drunk n abtto do smth stupid in 1.5 hrs#im calculting this move bc#if i dont i will feel stupid#but if its after 1am i can blame it on alc#and given the only time hes ever mssged me is after 12#i am doin that#but at 1am ish.#do i care how it turns out? not rlly#bc it can go two ways:#wetalk and fix it. or he tells me he doesnt want me and theres my answer yknow?#and thatll be crushing for like a month but at leat i know#i havent broken nc in 2yrs bc it never goes well for me BUT#he broke it first im just . asking Why he did#was told (by multiple dources) to keep it liht and bring lve into it#but i canr.. bc im still confused#like. i want you#i wish my inability to move on was based on fear but uts not#its out of genuine inability to move on bc i still love him n idk how to cope w that anymore so im takin matters into my own hands atp
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Imagine teasing Zhongli in his tiny dragon form...and it backfires.
"My daaaarling!" You smooch the bajeezums out of your husband, who is currently small, fluffy, and chonky for your cuddling convenience. "My precious sweetie pie!"
Tiny dragon Zhongli purrs in delight and licks your cheek, eyes blissfully closed as he enjoys the attention he's receiving. His little paws cling to your top as his chunky tail wags like crazy. On leisurely days like these, he adores lounging around like this with you. "Ah, there's not a single being softer, warmer, or cuter than you," you tell Zhongli, booping his little nose, and he gives you a mrrrrp! of agreement, wiggling.
Eventually, through all the cuddles and compliments you give him, a mischievous grin spreads across your face. You bring him closer to your face.
"Since you're smaller than me...shall I eat you?"
You laugh in delight as your fluffy little husband wriggles in dismay, but you're not letting go - you playfully chomp the air around him while he lets out soft whines, pawing and grrring in futility at you.
You can't help it; he's so much fun to tease! "So cute! I'm gonna eat you! Raaaah!"
He then decides he's had enough and morphs back into the human-form Zhongli you are most accustomed to.
"Oh! Hello my love!" You make to cuddle your now-grown man of a husband, but Zhongli adjusts his position over you so that he's practically straddling you now, his hands splayed on either side of your head. "Zh-Zhongli..?"
"Hm." He brings his thumb to caress your cheek. "I am that amusing when small, is it?"
"Well..." You squirm in embarrassment, and gasp when Zhongli nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck, reveling in your scent. He then begins to make use of his teeth and tongue, making you shiver and whimper after his hot breath lingers.
"So cute." He softly bites your shoulder, a preamble for what was to come. His golden eyes gleam bright as the ghost of a teasing smirk plays on his lips.
"Since you're smaller than me...shall I eat you?"
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did this remind me of a time when I bit someone? Yes. am I happy I bit them? Idk man, I was panicky and they got too close to my face. I say they deserved the chomp
“you should smile more!” smiling is a threat. its baring your teeth. its aggression. animals don’t smile so i won’t either. two-leg bitch
#I run on instinct half the time#it goes near my face? it’s getting a chomp#maybe an exploratory one. maybe a ‘I mean to cause harm and I know I can’ one#you put shit near my mouth hole and there WILL be teeth marks when it comes away#if I’m showing off my teeth I’m either warning you/someone else/something to back off or I am forcing a tooth-grin#alterhuman
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hai!!! how are you doing? i saw ur doing requests again soon... and i wanted to request a tbb something ^^
how would they react to their s/o like. BITING THEM. not full on CHOMP! duh. but a little soft nibble anywhere(jaw, cheek, neck, hand, nose, YOU GET THE POINT)... like the same way you would bite when giving a hickey or biting an earlobe. cuz holy moly i need to bite the FLIP out of these guys.
thank you and i hope you're doing well :D
Aloha! Interesting Question ���
The Bad Batch x Reader HCs - That Little Bite
Warnings: Mostly Fluff/ Partly Suggestive
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Ko-Fi (If you feel like giving me some coffee)
Hunter
If you suddenly nibble his ear while he is cuddling, you will certainly not hear any complaints from him. In fact, it doesn't matter where you're gently nibbling, you'll hear Hunter humming contentedly. The next moment, you have at least one of his arms wrapped around you and are pressed close to his body.
He's crazy about your every touch anyway, and the more sensual and closer, the better. Small bites and nibbles are actually a good way to get his motor running if you're in the mood for more.
In any case, Hunter is a big fan and not shy when it comes to returning the gesture.
Echo
At first, he may be perplexed and keep completely still. Echo is trying to make sense of what is happening, but shortly afterwards you hear a soft laugh coming from his mouth.
“Am I that appetizing?” he teases you.
An approving coo from you and more small, gentle bites make him melt away. Whatever jokes may have occurred to him a moment ago are quickly gone again.
Don't be surprised if he sighs and shivers under your teasing touches, he enjoys every second.
Wrecker
He giggles, surprised, perhaps a little startled at first, but quite taken with the very sensual touch.
“Didn't you get enough to eat today?” he asks you teasingly.
Cling to him and keep nibbling, the jokes will soon be forgotten. His strong arms will pull you closer to him and a little later you will hear pleasurable sounds coming from his mouth.
As he gives in, he says softly, “Go ahead, make me your feast”
Tech
Your gentle nibble triggers a very abrupt, unexpected reaction. Tech jumps up and stares at you with wide eyes from behind his lenses.
“What's wrong?” you ask gently.
Tech clears his throat, pushes his goggles up the bridge of his nose with his index finger and seems to collect himself before answering in his trademark matter-of-fact tone.
“I'm confused. At the moment, I'm trying to categorize your actions on my body, which are new to me. Are these touches of an erotic nature? Do you just want to cuddle? Or should I perhaps be worried about a previously hidden tendency towards cannibalism?”
Disguising and suppressing the impulse to laugh with a cough, you finally answer, “Well, I'd say the first two options are true to a certain extent”
A small sigh of relief crosses his lips, then a smile twitches at the corners of his mouth before he lies back down with you and says, “I'm not averse to that. Go on if you like”
Crosshair
You hear a coo coming from his throat, a satisfied grin on his face. Crosshair is a connoisseur, especially when it comes to physical contact between the two of you. You certainly won't hear any complaints from him.
He lolls around like a cat, snuggled up to you, his long fingers trailing under the fabric of your clothes. Physical contact between you is like a balm for him.
But he doesn't just take, he's also only too happy to give. Don't be surprised if you suddenly find yourself lying under him, his teeth gently grazing your neck or nibbling teasingly on your earlobe. Basically, he's interested in just about every sensual touch in your relationship.
Don't hold back, you won't regret it.
Little Bonus
Gregor
He giggles his adorable giggle.
“Pretty daring today, I like that,” he says, quite taken with it.
Expect him to want a nibble too and very likely to leave a tender mark or two. Gregor is sensual and playful. Such moments often end in you rolling around in the sheets.
But it doesn't necessarily have to end like that, Gregor is also a cuddly bear and his strong arms are a great place to rest and recharge your batteries.
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Commissioned for @kristylime 's CUTEASS fic “A Prescription for Love”!!! This is a snippet from chapter 4! ;)
(ID in alt and under cut)
ID: 1a. Full body of Guillermo, dressed in a pink tee shirt, grey sweatpants, and socks, sitting up on his bed with one arm propped behind him and the other petting a gray kitten named Beaker who is happily arching and rubbing into the attention. A window nearby shows a gray sky outside, and his laptop is open in front of him on the bedspread, covered in various vampire and pride related stickers. Guillermo looks sadly down at the cat and sighs, saying, "I just wish I had some kind of sign..." 1b. Close up of Guillermo with a tear forming in his eye, glancing over as his phone, sitting on the bed nearby, begins to ding with multiple incoming texts. His phone has a black case with a rainbow bat pattern. 1c. Shoulders up of Guillermo sitting up and holding his phone with his right hand, his left taking a moment to rub the tear from his eye. The phone continues to ding with more texts. 1d. Repeat. Guillermo opens his eyes to look down curiously at the phone, swiping his thumb across the screen to unlock it as it dings twice more.
2a. A series of texts from human Nandor appear on the left with reactions from Guillermo on the right. His message reads: "Hi, Guillermo. I hope you had a nice time today. I had a really great time at brunch and showing you the farm. And I’m glad you got to meet Dr. Baron and Dr. Sirus. And all my animals. I think Rajah misses his pal, Beaker, though. He seems a bit glum this evening. I must confess that I’m still on Cloud 9… from the kiss. Though I am looking forward to Taco Tuesday. Unless you’d consider seeing me tomorrow? Maybe just some takeout from my parents’ restaurant at your place? LMK." This is followed by a text with a photo of a blue merle Australian Shepherd named Rajah laying on a large plaid doggy bed with his head on his paws, looking up at the camera with big sparkly sad blue eyes. On the right, a close up of Guillermo huffing out a small laugh through his nose as he reads, looking fond. 2b. Repeat. Nandor sends another photo of himself, half in frame, wearing a flannel shirt over a black tee and his hair in a loose braid grinning and holding a strip of bacon out between his teeth. Rajah appears from the other side and excitedly chomps down on the other end of the bacon strip. Nandor writes, "I have determined how to chase his blues away at least temporarily. BACONNNNN!!!!!" On the right, Guillermo's smile grows helplessly, looking more amused and more fond by the moment. 2c. Repeat. Nandor sends another photo, clearly taken moments after the previous one, showing himself snorting with laughter as Rajah licks all over his face. He writes, "How is Beaker doing?" and then "Sorry for all the text messages. I just realized this might be creepy." On the right, Guillermo finally dissolves into laughter, tipping his phone as if to cover his mouth.
3a. A text reply from Guillermo that reads "Not creepy at all. Beaker is settling in well. He seems to like me, air conditioning, and/or movies. He’s nice to cuddle with and talk to. Thank you again. I was also thinking about our kiss. That it was a long time coming and that I’d like you to kiss me more, if you’d like that. Tomorrow, I work until 7PM, but I would love for you to come over for dinner. Persian Delight would be wonderful, but I would like to cook for you at some point, too. 7:30PM tomorrow?" Nandor immediately replies "Sure, it's a date," with a winking kiss emoji. 3b. Close up on Guillermo's eyes shining with excitement above blushing cheeks as Nandor's last text echoes in pink around him. 3c. Full body of Guillermo, sun shining on him from behind as the sun pours through the window, grinning happily as he holds Beaker up to his cheek with one hand and holds his phone out with the other to take a selfie. He says, "I guess as far as signs go, it doesn’t get a lot clearer than that." Beaker mews in reply. /end ID
#wwdits#nandermo#mlm#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#human nandor#a prescription for love#kristylime#what we do in the shadows#what we do in the shadows fx#commission#fic rec#my art#fanart#image described
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Ace Trappola: Trouble, that Trappola
Wow, different pjs??? I wonder if each student will truly have unique sleepwear or if it’ll be like “everyone in the same dorm has similar sleepwear, just recolored and with a different motif”. I’ve been laughing about how Ace is dressed and posed, it’s very… Justin Bieber-coded. His bedhead though, it reminds me of Sylvain from FE3H.
Fun fact, I have an irl friend that has the same birthday as Ace... Therefore, I am legally obligated to celebrate it with them/j This year, we're going to an Alice in Wonderland-themed afternoon tea, which I think is very appropriate for Ace! Aaaaaah, My Alice in Wonderland-loving heart can’t take it 😭
Rise and Shine!
He was having a pleasant dream.
There was a path, and the longer he walked on that path, the more the scenery morphed into nonsense.
First was a forest full of twisting turns, colorful signs that pointed this way and that. There was mewing coming from the trees overhead, but every time he looked, he’d find no one there.
Next was a field of progressively bigger and bigger plants. The flowers had faces set in them, and they taunted Ace as he passed. He had plucked the underside of a mushroom cap and chomped down on it. A mistake—Ace had an out-of-body experience, ballooning to the size of a giant and then back to his regular size.
Then he washed away in a sea of tea, spilling from a gigantic glass bottle labelled Drink Me. He swam with the sugar cubes drifting in the fragrant rapids. He caught a current of milk and rode it past trees of chocolate. A dollop of grape jam had dropped down from a branch and landed on his nose.
When Ace, at last, fished himself out of the tea, he was left sticky, skin caked in sugar. As he made to wring his clothes of Darjeeling, he spotted an iced cookie by his feet. Eat Me, it said. There was a trail of them, confections dotting the road ahead in a neat trail. He had followed it—followed until the cookies became crumbs and he was left wandering in a white void, a blank canvas.
Wandering… wandering… where?
Just as that question cropped up like an unwanted weed in an otherwise flawless lawn, a soft sound tickled his ear.
Someone was calling his name.
Who is it…?
He picked up his pace. A casual stroll to a speed walk, then a speed walk into a jog, a job into a run, then a run into a full-on sprint.
"I'm coming! I'm coming already, darn it!!" Ace shouted into the blinding white. "I'm coming, so...!!"
Wait for me. I'll meet you there.
I'll definitely, definitely...!!
His eyes snapped open.
He was lying on his back, wrapped up in his comforter and staring up at the ceiling of his bedroom. Ace blinked several times, slowly adjusting to the sunlight that was spilling in through drawn curtains. A groan escaped him--it was too early for this.
“Mmm… What time is it?” He rolled over in a groggy daze, reaching for his phone. It was still connected to a charger, but it snapped right out of its socket when Ace jolted up. "WHAT?!"
The time, it couldn't be correct. But the line of text messages in his history confirmed the building dread in his stomach.
Gm, Ace! I'll be over soon. Cya then.
I'm here!
Hey, are you up? It's 10 minutes past.
Did you stay up late talking to your bro and sleep through your alarm again?
Hellooooo?
I'm gonna leave without you if you don't come out in 5 minutes.
"Crap, I'm running late!!"
Ace leapt out of bed and flew across his room. The comics and magazines littering his mattress scattered to the floor, but he didn't stop to pick them up.
He moved like lightning, hurriedly dressing and rushing into the communal washroom. While he brushed his teeth with one hand (lest he face the wrath of his vice dorm leader), he teased out his hair with the other. After splashing his face with water (who was going to clock him, Vil?), Ace scribbled on his signature heart, grabbed his backpack, and slipped into his sneakers.
He had his technique down pat thanks to years of practice.
Ace bolted down the hall, stuffing a protein bar into his mouth as he cleared the door. The day greeted him--and so did you, glancing up from your own phone.
"There you are! You kept me waiting, wise guy," you lectured him. It wasn't anything serious--not like his dorm leader's lengthy tirades--just paling around.
"Excuse you," Ace huffed, running a hand through his hair, "I'm fashionably late. There's a difference."
You laughed. Typical of him to always have a snappy comeback prepared.
"Well, c'mon then, fashionably late loser," you urged, playfully nudging his arm, "or we'll both be tardy."
"We'll be late, but at least we'll be late together," he grumbled, nudging you back. "That's fine by me. Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world to be stuck in a room with ya for the afternoon."
"That's a weird way of describing detention with Crewel-sensei."
"What can I say? I'm a poet," he shrugged, letting his sarcasm drip like thick nectar. "Besides, I can't leave you hangin'."
"No?" Your eyebrows hitched. "Funny, cuz I clearly remember you ditching me for cleaning duty on the first day of classes. I almost thought you had left for class without me today too."
"Oi, that was then and this is now! Come on, do you really think I'd do that to you? Me? Really?"
"Absolutely," you said without missing a beat.
"Pfft. You're so wrong about that." He rolled his eyes. "If you were really that worried that I'd gone without you, you could've poked your head in to check on me."
You frowned. "That'd mean I'd have to go into your room."
"So? I've been over at your place and in your room before. What's the big deal? You'd just be returning the favor."
He leaned in, so close that your noses almost touched. Your heart stood still. The corners of Ace's mouth lifted into a smirk. It suited him well, loathe as you were to admit it.
"Or is it that you're being shy?" he asked in a singsong. "Prefect 🎵"
"I-I'm not!" you squeaked, stepping back to put distance between the two of you. "Quit assuming things, Ace! This is why you're so annoying."
"And who is it that's decided to hang out with my 'annoying' ass, huh?" he countered smoothly.
"Urgh...! Maybe I shouldn't have wasted my time waiting for you to get ready after all..." you muttered, turning away from him. "My morning would be way more peaceful without you."
"Way less interesting too," he quipped--getting in the last word.
You shook your head, but didn't bring yourself to argue. However meddlesome his tongue was, he had spoken the naked truth.
He's trouble, that Trappola.
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Bone-Crushing Excitement Reactions from Worst to Best
this my opinion, dont kill me :(((((
#28, Sol Badguy
Call me soup in a house on fire cause There is Nothing
#27, Chipp
deserved tbh
#26, Ky Kiske
boorriinnggggggg
#25, Goldlewis
When I am eating a boiled burger (the worst part of my current internship)
#24, May
The only reason shes higher than Goldlewis is cause shes my main (im shit at fighting games)
#23, Anji Mito
Jaw
#22, Ramlethal
Broken jaw
#21, Axl Low
Bri'ish with the fucked up mouth angles, holy shit
#20, Potemkin
Why does he look like my dad?????
#19, I-No
*glasses off*
#18, Leo Whitefang
Go crazy, go stupid
#17, Nagoriyuki
Bonus points for locs, teeth, and my emotional support vampire
#16, Elphelt
Just like me fr, this is what I look like when I stub my toe
#15, Brisket
*Insert corny smile HD joke*
#14, Giovana
The two wolves inside of me
#13, Millia Rage
Looks like the scream painting and I love it
#12, Asuka
Happy 70th Birthday grandpa
#11, Zato-1 and Eddie
Bro even Eddie freakin
#10, Baiken
The little shit weeb inside of me is screaming
#9, A.B.A
that's actually how I stim sometimes
#8, Johnny
Jojo lookin ass pose
#7, Sin Kiske
Chomp
#6, Bedman?
THEY KEPT THE TEETH!!!!!
#5, Slayer
Can't give wifey the ick
#4, Happy Chaos
Let's go gambling!
#3, Testament
Turned on, cummed, and got hit by post-nut clarity in 1 second
#2, Faust
FAUSTLINGS!!!!!!!!!!
#1, Jack-o
Thats what the point of the mask is
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*BITES YOUR ARM MAJESTICALLY*
summary: exactly what it sounds like (pranking the genshin boys)
feat. scaramouche, al haitham, diluc, itto, kaeya, xiao, venti
a/n: happs late april fools this one was written at like 3 am
warnings: reader being an anklebiter, crackfic (completely utter nonsense), innuendos (not rated for minors), fluff
➵ “…what the fuck?”
─ ✰ SCARAMOUCHE gives you the ultimate look of disgust as soon as he feels something nom his shoulder gently. immediately he pulls back, his face wrinkling in utter confusion. what just bit him? his expression relaxes for a split second when he sees it’s just you, but goes back to repulsion. did you even brush your teeth this morning? do you know where his clothes have been? you start laughing at him because you got his reaction all on camera, but he’ll have the last laugh when he takes the story out of context. oh well, now all the fatui thinks you have an oral kink 💀💀
─ ✰ AL HAITHAM pushes his reading glasses down, slightly lowering his book to see what shenanigans you’re up to now. his eyes raise, seeing you’re now attached to his lower leg, but aside from that, he has no reaction. he saw the camera that is, until he finally turns to you and says, “interesting. according to this book i’m reading, there is more bacteria and fungi living on your shoulder than walking barefoot through the forest.” while you gag and run to wash your mouth, he smirks and continues reading his cheesy romance novel.
➵ genuinely concerned
─ ✰ DILUC, unlike the first two, is genuinely concerned for you. are you feeling alright? did you hit your head somewhere? are you drunk? you do know where his jacket has been… right? is somebody forcing you to do this? he has so many questions, but all your response is in incomprehensible nonsense muffled against his sleeve that he can’t understand. “y/n, darling? are you all right? can you breathe in there? would you like me to call my nurse?”
─ ✰ ITTO is also extremely concerned but for the opposite reason as diluc. in his mind, there is only one reason why you are biting him, and the only one that makes sense. obviously, somehow you have turned into a zombie and are currently trying to infect him. oh, but you’ll have to try harder to defeat the one and oni arataki itto! he heroically grabs a pot from the kitchen and smacks it against your face, smirking proudly. he just saved himself and the rest of teyvat from a possible zombie invasion!
➵ makes a dirty joke out of it
─ ✰ KAEYA is barely even fazed by your antics. you’ve pranked him before, and he knows you’re trying to get a reaction out of him, but he simply won’t just give it to you :( he thinks it’s fun to tease you, and what better punishment than to fluster you himself? he makes it as embarrassing as possible so you just drop it.“oh, y/n, that’s quite a revealing spot for a hickey, shall i give you a matching one?” please smack him in the face because he’s only half joking 😞
─ ✰ CHILDE is far worse than kaeya on this matter, at least he has some common decency. unfortunately for you, childe does not. if you, for some reason, decide to do this around your friends, he can and will fucking moan 💀 if you’re alone, it’s more toned down, but still teasing enough to make you want to really sink your teeth down on him. “babe, this is kind of kinky… if you wanted to initiate something, you could’ve just told me~”
➵ bites you back
─ ✰ XIAO’S first reaction is a mix of ‘wtf’ and flusteredness. to be fair, he’s always flustered with you, but he’s also confused. what do you mean by this? ah, this must be another one of those silly human customs to express love, equivalent to hugging or kissing. he thinks he’s seen a man do this to woman once, and deems it a normal thing to do. so if you ever decide to do this, be warned that you’ll be met back with an equally majestic chomp of your own.
─ ✰ ITTO’S second instinct to that of the first one is that you’re trying to start a friendly competition with him. he assumes that this is a game, and the rules are probably like the punching bag game at the arcade. the harder you hit, the more points you get! while yes, he doesn’t mind losing to you, he’s not purposefully going to lose to you either. where’s the fun in that? while you give him a baby nom, he full on inhales your left shoulder <3
➵ runs away, trips over a rock and farts cutely
─ ✰ VENTI
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as someone who has diagnosed autism and a slight oral fixation (that sounds bad, I'm sorry in advance do not take that the wrong way please) Im putting my two cents in for the Jason has autism and wolf traits and therefore has an oral fixation thing
Here's a couple things that I have experienced due to the oral fixation thing
-nail biting. I am a chronic nail biter and they had never been longer than the tip of my finger and usually they never get to reach that either. I've read that this is very common for ppl with oral fixations bc it's just easier to bite ur nails since they're close and you don't have to worry about having nothing to bite or whatever so that's also my head canon that Jason is a nail biter
-the weird urge to bite anything that comes near your mouth. This will happen with things hanging from the ceiling (common in my household, don't ask I don't have an answer), with people who put their fingers in my face, and with any objects that are being handed to me. If I'm comfortable around people I will make a little chomp at it but I'm usually joking although yes I have bitten random things but I haven't but anyone (at least in a while) but for Jason I think he would be biting people affectionately (esp Leo and piper since they're closest to him) and yes someone needs to get him one of those autism chew necklaces I had one it's fricking awesome
-the constant mouth movement. That sounds weird I'm sorry 😭 it's mainly clicking my tongue or running my tongue on my teeth. Really it's like the constant movement thing of cycles and shit idk how to explain it. It's like a fidget basically and ik talking could technically count as this but it's not just the movement it's the texture or friction or something seriously I'm bad with words when it comes to describing my own shit
it would be awesome if we could show more about the oral fixation thing in a non sexual manner sometimes :) not anything against that smut love that too but seriously give my boy Jason more autistic traits I love this
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Can you do 8 with Anaya? Hes a yapper
8. Interrupting with a kiss.
"Told Noa over and over again to stop using Anaya's spear for fishing," You nodded haphazardly to the conversation falling from the Ape you were shoulder to shoulder with, something that you often found pleasing but there were times when his mouth would not stop and even the birds in the highest trees of the forest were begging for some solace, "Told Noa not the right size for him, Anaya's is bigger. Much bigger."
Raising your eyes at that suggestion, you shook it off quickly as you locked eyes with him, no indication of his words meaning more than what was said sprouting from the small stare you share with him. "Anaya is stronger than Noa, you see. I am smaller, yes yes," Anaya hooted cutely towards you as he meant his words as a joke as he proceeded, "But Anaya is stronger, that is why... Anaya won you over Noa." Anaya was quickly back at it, sliding a wicker bowl towards you so you could partake in some of the berries he was eating around his words. He slid a few into his mouth and you took in the sight of how he played the blueberry against his right upper canine before chomping down on it, "Make sense to Echo? Noa steals Anaya's things, always. My fishing spear, morning meal, fish in river, he think Anaya is just a show off, that he can just take what he wants because he is," Anaya pushed his chest out comically and puffed his cheeks, "Master of the Birds." You laughed at that, the impression that he had of his best friend quite remarkable as you looked at the bowl with hunger and delved into a a handful of berries. Anaya watched with interest, "Never told Echo they could take that many." Your mouth fell open as you were about to take the entire fistful and shove it down, realizing that in the heat of the Summer gaze above, you and the Chimp nestled under a tree as Soona and Noa fished in the river, a popular pastime you realized during the heat. Easy to keep them cool, you opted not to get sweaty and Anaya, loyal as always to his Echo, perched himself next to you.
That's what he called you. His Echo, not quite to the realm of mates, you were unsure if he even looked at you that way, getting the heavier implication that it was true by the unintended flirtatious notes that he left with some of his words which in themselves were hard to pick a part as he often lead conversations, even going as far as asking a question for you before it hit your mind.
Not that you minded, you gazed at his teeth in his slightly ajar mouth, you liked it none-the-less. "Sorry." You giggled and popped them into your mouth regardless, taking in the juices, well aware that Anaya was watching with amusement at the dribble coming from your lips and falling off your chin. He bumped against your shoulder to tell you that he was just joking, his green gaze flickering to Soona and Noa for a split second before he drew them back towards you, "Anyway, only reason really... Why Noa takes my... things is because Soona takes Noa's! Born within a sunset, means we all share things but there are things that Anaya do not want to share, especially with Noa---" You went back in for more berries to which Anaya pulled the bowl away just as quickly as he had offered it, a smug smile playing at his lips at that as he was now viciously teasing you. Groaning lightly, you got onto your hands and knees and draped your body over his legs that were splayed out and grabbed the entire bowl. "SEE?! Echo takes my things too," He tsked at you and watched your jugular for a moment as you drew your body back into a seated position, but not before you let your lips place themselves lightly onto his cheek in a bid to perhaps get him to be quiet enough for you to nibble on your reclaimed snack.
There was silence.
Heavy as Anaya felt the fur on his shoulders rising in time with his breaths. "That... Echo thing?" You nodded, looking down at the bowl with a grin before you looked at him. Gasping, he grabbed the bowl right from you, the berries falling fitfully into the ground below before you were quite literally tackled to the ground, rolling from your back as Anaya had you pinned for a moment in a playful grasp before you managed to squeeze yourself free and found yourself topping him, straddling against his very thin waist, never bringing your weight down on him, but lingering and ghosting your hips along his. "YOU DO THIS ON PURPOSE TO SURPRISE ANAYA AND TAKE HIS FOOD." His eyes met yours at the movement you set forth, just to get him to react.
"That doesn't sound like me," You laughed, grasping a blueberry, wiping it onto your shirt but before you were able to eat it, Anaya reached up and snatched it.
"Mine." Your face leaned down and you placed a light smooch against his lips, the shock of his eyes leaving Anaya rendered completely speechless as you took the berry for yourself and slid it into your mouth. The action in itself spoke more than you were able to in the moment, staring down at him with an equally smug, mimicking his face from earlier, "Mine."
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