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smoking that shit that makes you cry about the horrors of car-centric infrastructure

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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The occupation of Washington DC (17:54 local, August 14, 2025)

Black dots and lines are reported sightings of federal law enforcement on patrol, setting up checkpoints, harassing residents, etc. Grey dots are the approximate locations listed in a "leaked" patrol assignment list floating around on TikTok; its legitimacy has not been verified. Note that this list is biased by a) what has been recorded, b) what has been posted online, and c) locations I can personally identify based on the available footage.

The invasion of DC's streets by US state security forces [ATF, DEA, ICE, FBI, Marshals Service, National Guard, etc.] earlier this week was hardly noticeable at first, but that's changing quickly. Apparently they were training and going over plans, but now that they've finished they're out in significant numbers. The rumor/word on the street is that there will be mass clearings of homeless camps tonight; a few well-documented homeless sweeps already took place this morning. The government is doing very little to communicate their plans to DC's citizenry (this is intentional; they want us in the dark).

It's obvious that the feds are working in concert with the DC Metropolitan Police Department, which was taken over by President Trump on Monday. The supplemental manpower has allowed MPD and other local DC police forces to act more aggressively than they usually do, going more on the "offensive." DC Mayor Muriel Bowser got on a plane to Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts a few hours ago.

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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an imperfect ally is better than a perfect bystander

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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Deposit No. 10 - Nikkie le Nobel , 2024.

Dutch , b. 1959 -

Oil on canvas & embroidery * , 150 x 80 cm.

*correction

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magical boyfriends

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+Bonus (Fox showing off said tits):

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I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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Crying over these lesbian cats

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hm having the power to give myself a beard in procreate is too much power I think. could mean nothing.

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Samson and Delilah (another painting study)