#i ate dog food like i was a starved orphan forced to scavenge
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INGESTED not just chewed on to clarify lol. based on real responses from my groupchat
#i ate dog food like i was a starved orphan forced to scavenge#also sand for some reason. not like a lot though.#i did eat a dime ince but it was by accident#our playdoh was edible so it was fine yall#also anyone else out here eat dry pasta/beans? like right out the bag?#i still occasionally chomp on a dry spaghetti noodle now and again#have it sticking out of my mouth like a piece of hay and i am but a simple farmer#havent done it since childhood but nothing matches the feeling of a dry lima bean splitting in half beneath your teeth#i still think about it sometimes#yet something prevents me from trying it again#probably that dried beans are a pain in the ass to cook (contains steps that have to be done over a period of time)
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