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Omg thank you for talking about that post wtf are they even talking about with Kate. Crp fandom has done mental health wrong for so long, if people don't want to touch it because they know they won't get it right that's a smart choice! It's insane to think that it's ableist to NOT make serial killers about their potential mental illness
EXACTLY YEAH I think that honestly mental illness needs to be separated from Creepypasta a bit. Why would you want the representation of your disorders/disabilities to be a bunch of fucked up serial killers?
I see so many people try and do people like me who suffers from certain disorders a "favour" of sorts by throwing around labels like ASPD and bipolar when they are in no position to write about that stuff. Ive read headcanon posts about characters with ASPD like Jeff or Toby and its just straight ableism and I would rather they just didnt mention the label at all.
You can separate a label from character traits.... Its ok..... You dont needa say they have a certain disorder or disability just cuz they act a certain way......
Also it goes into the whole "This person is weird but its ok cuz they have autism" or something but what if they did the exact same shit and didnt have autism? Would you insult them for being weird? Does someone only have the right to be who they are if they can explain it with a disorder? It feels like that with the Creepypasta fandom nowadays where everything has to tie back to defining characters with real debilitating mental disorders.
How about you put all that energy towards caring about the real people who suffer from that shit instead of fictional serial killers 🤨
#ok sorry i used your ask as a catalyst for a rant LMAOO#but i agree thank you anon..#tombtalk#creepypasta fandom
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18+ minors dni
tags: nudes, mentions of penetrative sex
11:24pm jason: when does your class end again?
11:27pm jason: just saw the pictures you took on my phone last night
11:35pm jason: do you want me to call you and pretend that you have an emergency? i’ll say somebody died lol
11:45pm jason: attachment: two images
the class, that was undeniably and exhaustingly lecture heavy, was excruciating to sit in the two days a week that you did. the professor continuing to talk, reading off the powerpoint slides he presented, without a single spare elaboration.
it was exhausting every day that you had to enter the room, and as per usual, your hands had gotten tired and had the mind of their own to find your phone, smiling to yourself as you read the multiple messages from your boyfriend.
the part about him calling you made you laugh to yourself, opening the messages on your phone to view the images he had sent you.
and all too quickly, your eyes widen, heart drops, and phone slams against your desk space a little too loudly. thankfully, in the spacious and filled lecture hall, only the three students that sat near you gave you a look, to which you apologize quietly.
what a blessing it was that you were sat at the end of the row, nobody in the seat directly behind you, because if you angle your phone just right, your eyes have the ability to look at the pictures jason sent you once more. this time with awareness of just what the man had sent you.
the first, a cuter and more innocent looking one. a high angled selfie that make jason’s eyes widen naturally as he looks up to the camera, lip puckered out teasing and jokingly. the angle showing his abdomen that has no shirt covering it. a shadow underneath his pecs that make them look meaty and strong. his abs that he doesn’t have to flex, even in his sitting position protrude, ripple by ripple. his shoulders that are broad and big cover the expanse of background that you presume is desk space.
the picture alone could be saved for later when you get back home, touching yourself under covers. but you have to bring a hand to cover your mouth at the second picture he sent.
you knew what jason’s cock looked like. hell, you could describe in detail how it felt to be inside of you! but the look of it, all hard and begging for attention, does enough to make you squeeze your legs close and close your eyes for a second to bring yourself back to earth. opening to re-examine the photo.
it was lewd how his pre dripped down the sides of his length, milky lines running down along big veins that you had begun to memorize. veins that, when jason bottomed out in you slow enough, you could feel pressing against your walls. his tip that was an angry shade of red, the shade that gave you the knowledge that jason worked himself up just to take this photo for you. the shade of red that showed he had an internal battle with himself to not finish, to achingly take his hands from his cock just to flash a photo to send you as your sat rows of seats in front of your professor.
just as you swipe away from the photo, jason’s continuing to text you. his eyes reading over the read receipt that you’d left him.
12:05pm jason: might enroll in some of your classes next semester for fun
12:06pm jason: sit in the back so nobody sees and finger your pretty self under the table. wouldn’t let you wear underwear btw
12:07pm jason: i know my baby isn’t leaving me on read :(
12:08pm jason: gonna come to your place and fuck you against the window when you get back since you wanna show my cock in front of your whole class
12:08pm jason: your neighbors wouldn’t mind, you think?
the pink on your cheeks doesn’t fade as you continue reading the texts your boyfriend sends you. your eyes widening with every one delivered and heat growing embarrassingly fast in your pants. your fingers begin to find their way against your keyboard, but pause once a longer message finds your phone.
12:10pm jason: gonna fuck you so good that you drool on your window. lol it would be cute if you wore some lipstick too, wanna see how big of a mess you can make. gonna clean it rn just to show you how much of a slut you are for my cock
12:11pm jason: see you soon baby :)
#jason says lol and i don’t care if u guys don’t agree#when he says lol he chuckles to himself#thanks disco anon who requested this cuz i typed this in the middle of my lecture heavy class twins asf#jason todd x reader#jason todd x you#red hood x reader#jason todd x gender neutral reader#jason todd x y/n#jason todd imagine#jason todd smut#red hood x gender neutral reader#red hood x you#red hood x y/n#red hood imagine#red hood smut
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Winnick will come this close to writing a good, rightfullly angry character with BPD/CPTSD and ruin it by making him his conception of "a dangerous psychopath" because dc's understanding of mental illness begins and ends with the joker.
I like that Jason was angry i'm not gonna lie I enjoy the "bad victim who doesn't accept that they were a necessary sacrifice, who doesn't think what happened to them is something they should be expected to tolerate, like fuck your greater good, you weren't there, it isn't worth this." I think even looking at Jason's past before getting adopted he has reason to be angry, like he is poor af and starving and he had to take care of his mom and his dad is in jail because he couldn't see another way to provide and he gets trafficked -he has so many reasons to be angry. And he's not, and I love jaybin, but I think there are so many ways and things he can be angry about without it feeling classist. And I love that he can't emotionally regulate, that he has so clearly BPD/CPTSD because why the fuck would he not, have you seen his life (and that's not even counting the csa hc, which i am because willfully and consistently implying csa and then not addressing it/denying it feels like feeding into a culture of taboo that ruins lives and getting away with covert victim-blaming at the same time). The issue is that they lack finesse or any kind of understanding of anger. The think anger is a personality trait. They think angry = evil. They think being angry means you're violent at and about everything, that you shoot indiscriminately even though you've known better since you were a kid, that you're suddenly treating women like shit (which, wtf seriously) which okay maybe THEY treat women shitty for no reason when they're angry, but that'd be more of a them problem I'd say. Their portrayal of anger is classist because their conception of emotions hasn't evolved since fucking Descartes. Think anger = bad = poor and not only doesn't it occur to them that this is classist, they so instinctively assign moral value to the concepts of poor and angry that they don't realise it and just conceptualise poor=angry and end up with incredibly classist portrayals of anger. You can write characters that are mentally ill and violent without being ableist, you can write characters that are poor and angry without being classist, but that requires a level of respect for people, introspection, humility willingness to learn about the sensitive topics you are exploring that is simply not accessible to Winnick and so many other dc writers.
And here comes my very hot take that I'm too cowardly to say off anon: the pit shouldn't have healed Jason's malnutrition. Like, outside of canon I love big jay, I love big men who are emotionally vulnerable and need comfort etc. but in canon? It just comes off as another way to adultify Jason, and make the horrible things that happen to him acceptable. Jason "sleeping with Talia because he is fucked up about Bruce" because they both look like adults until you realise this is actually just rape and you can't put any responsibility of Talia taking advantage of the kid under her care (very ooc of course) on the child himself. Jason fighting Mia looking like a 40 years old beating up a teenage girl when they're the same damn age. Fucking Ethiopia 2.0. And Jason's murders as well, for the matter. Like don't get me wrong the duffle bag of doom is an iconic villain move, but it's just that: a massive shock effect and a "psychopathic" move. We shouldn't need Jason beheading anyone to be horrified, because just one murder, if written correctly, should be enough. A child killing someone is a terrible thing. A child being put in a position where they think killing someone is the only solution to ending suffering (thinking about the Garzonas case) is a terrible thing. A kid trying to kill his murderer (because fuck his death has to matter it has to) and only begging to be allowed it should be horrifying. Jason, with his unhealed malnutrition making him look a couple of years smaller and younger than his physical age, should look his mental age. It should be impossible to look away from the reality of what he is: a traumatized teenager who wasn't allowed to grow up. And he has a gun. This is already a horror story.
Make utrh!Jason a villain if you must, but have the guts to sit with it. Don't shove the fact that he was a hero and a victim under the rug because it's uncomfortable. Sit with the unease that sometimes someone is doing something bad and is suffering a lot, and maybe they're doing the bad thing because they don't know how to survive the suffering, and suddenly it's not easy separating hero from villain from victim. Your imaginary lines in the sand will not protect you from the crude reality of the complicated and shitty situations you have chosen to depict; you open the can of worms now you can't look away and let the worms roam free just because you're squeamish.
How does it feel to be psychic and be in my head and write part of my essay on Jason for me? Fuck, I have so much to say about this but I need a good night of sleep to formulate it correctly. Look for a longer answer tomorrow, but in the meantime, everyone sit down and look at this and look at it hard. Thank you.
#thank you to you too anon#I've ranted to my wife about this for the whole day bc I had feelings about it#I'll try to articulate them in text tomorrow since it's almost midnight#but yes HARD AGREE#dc#dcu#Jason Todd#Red Hood#Jason Todd meta
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#I 100% agree with you anon#I love Duroc so much and his relationship with Napoleon is fascinating#and thank you for giving me the opportunity to use this painting in a post#Napoleon#napoleon bonaparte#geraud christophe michel duroc
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forgive me if this is so random and also if someone has already said this, I'm just a rando passing through after seeing your Forman and Kutner drag drawing again, and i just want to say I fully believe Kutner's drag name would just be. Kunter. like if cunt was a verb and spelled with a k. he'd be so proud of himself and giggle a little every time he mentioned it out of drag persona
giggling, kicking her feet, twirling her hair,,, it’s Kunter 💖
#I very much agree with you dear anon#thank you for the ask!!#house md#house md fanart#hatecrimes md#ppth drag#ppth drag tag#lawrence kutner#lawrence kutner fanart#kunter#kutner house md#drag#drag queen
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hello sel!!! hru doing??
The ask game is super fun! How about Gojo + vindictive.
I hope u hv had a lovely day 🫶
zuro anon
zuro anon hello!! thanks for sending in a prompt!! i'm doing good 🥺 spending this lil vacay at home, mostly 🥺 and happy to be back writing 🥺 i hope you have the loveliest weekend 💗
contains: non-canon, childhood enemies to lovers (ish), (modern) arranged marriage, reader wears a braid and dresses
gojo + vindictive
you hate gojo satoru. you have ever since you were 5.
he's a bully―a real cocky one at that, with no regard or remorse for how his actions affect those around him.
on the day before your 6th birthday, right as your parents gathered together for the annual countdown, he gobbled up the entire plate of your favorite milk cakes before you could even take a bite. this marked the start, the beginning of a vengeance stewing inside of you.
at the age of 8, when you first learned how to do your own braids, he would tug at them, pull them free and unravel all your hard work for the past hour. you used to chase him for it, yell "satoru!" with all the strength your little lungs could muster and he would merely laugh and run faster.
the name "satoru," you've learned, must be synonymous with "sabotage," because it's all he's ever done. he threw the flower geto suguru handpicked for you straight to the ground, and purposely splashed gutter water all over the white dress you intended to wear on your first date.
not to mention, he's always rubbed in the fact that he's better than you, at everything―dangled all his accomplishments in front of you as if he knew they were just centimeters out of reach.
gojo satoru is solely responsible for tainting your childhood memories a miserable cerulean blue.
so, when your parents sit you down one day and tell you that you'll have to marry him, you feel transported in that moment, to each and every instance gojo has ever wronged you. it flips through your mind like a montage of flashbacks in a movie.
it's both surprising and not. your families have always been partners, in everything―business, education, and now you guess, life as well. you hate gojo's guts but this creates an opportunity you don't think can result from anything else.
so, sure, you'll agree to the marriage―only to make his life a living hell.
"hello, fiancée," he greets you, for the first time since the agreement.
you don't do anything to hide your disgust, face scrunching up as you spit out, "shut up, satoru."
the wedding planning is horrendous―at least, you hope it is for him. you pick out every single cake flavor you know he hates and choose the brightest venue possible for the event. the lights you pick for the afterparty are strobe lights, and you make sure to do multiple test runs just to play with his eyes. it doesn't occur to you that the solution to his light sensitivity is simple: just a plain pair of shades.
you wear plumping lip gloss on your wedding day, just so his lips burn when you have to kiss him. but gojo is either extremely numb or just good at faking it, because all he does is grin as he whispers quietly before parting, "spicy."
in preparation for your married life, you create a ledger of some sort―a book of accounts housing every single thing gojo has done wrong. you write down your plans to get him back for each of them, a list of pranks and inconveniences to make him regret ever messing with you all those years ago.
at half a year of marriage and 25 years of knowing each other, he casually tells you the big "i love you," but you're sure he doesn't mean it. you tell yourself your heart is racing from how infuriating his existence is; at how stupid his face looked when he'd said it. not anything else and most especially not the little dimple on his cheek that shows itself every now and then.
(you didn't know it yet then, but he'd found the ledger you kept and read through it all. the one-year plan, the three-year plan, the five, and so on. and it does nothing but strengthen how he feels about you, since he was 6, 14, and a few years ago at 24.
it's at your third year of marriage that you find out―how gojo's known all this time, but more importantly, how there were reasons behind every single instance you thought he was out to ruin your life.
with intelligence far beyond his age, gojo has always preferred the company of adults more than children. at age 6, he would listen in on conversations his mother had with her friends, roughly comprehending complex worlds with the simple ones he understood. someone had mentioned something about their daughter being allergic to milk. and so, when your birthday came up and all he saw were milk treats, he gobbled them all up in an effort to make sure you wouldn't be subjected to an adverse reaction―even though you were far off from any dairy allergy.
what he was sure of, however, was that you were severely allergic to bees. and when he spotted one perched right on the buttercup stem geto handed you, he had no choice but to smack it right out of your hand and down to the ground, stepping on it too, for good measure.
and, okay, maybe he was a little naughty for tugging at your braids when you'd just spent all that time doing them, but he always liked how they flowed into waves when they unravelled; how you'd chase him afterwards, angry but so, so pretty.
if there's one moment gojo will consider real sabotage, though, it's that date he stopped you from going to. like there was any way he was going to let another man see you dressed like that. he isn't nice that way. when gojo wants something, he's not sharing, and the sight of you in white―that was meant to be his and only his.)
#gojo x reader#jjk x reader#shotorus.workbook#this was interesting!!! bc i dont necessarily see gojo to be vindictive (hella petty yes HABSFh but not vindictive)#so trying to somehow incorporate the prompt really stretched out my braincells#thank you for this zuro anon!!#i hope you like it!!#additional context stuff!! they both come from affluent families and gojo is a little insane when it comes to love#not normal at all LOL he gets off from reader's hatred hsbfhsgdfv#reader learns to love him eventually. its rlly just a matter of seeing everything differently and understanding the whole situation#why he did things the way he did etc etc#not written but gojo hasbeen a kind of constant in reader's life and has been there at their lowest too !!!#and he really does go out of his way to make things work for reader too just not in ways obvious to reader !#for one of their classes in uni gojo got a really high grade compared to everyone else so chances of a curve were slim#reader's grade wasn't really that high and they were really sad about it#so gojo did a bunch of extra work for the professor so that he would agree to curve everyone's grades higher LOL#things like that ! he also trashed the front yard of the first boy that broke reader's heart 😄😄😄😄#nonie.zuro#ask#rep#ask game answered
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i love how since the pholnde reveal everyones kinda agreeing on how phil would be a butch (a princess, but nevertheless a butch) but what about dan?? i dont think lesbian dan would be a femme necessarily but he wouldnt be masc plz help
anon i'm so glad you asked because i have so many thoughts about this because dan is me i am dan. i think dan would have started out more generic goth that led into more femme scene vibes (basic razor cut with clip in extensions that'd she'd mostly wear for pics/going out and specifically vans slip on ballet flats NOT converse because she looks to "boyish" in them and of course a hello kitty phase because how can i be a dyke if i love hello kitty)
then that progressed into 2010s hipster normcore skinny jeans + cami + zip up hoodie combo. still with a razor fringe cut but her hair is long enough that she doesn't wear extensions anymore. makeup is still heavier black eyeliner but now she wears lipstick sometimes when she feels too "lezzy" (obviously she's still deep in the closet and i am once again saying can we talk about phan yuri lipstick gate where fi has lipstick that's not hers on her neck/pillow)
she did a "big chop" post coming out (standard issue new lesbian short bob) and honestly her style is pretty much the same as real life dan because gender is whatever and dan is a formless blob no matter what so like mostly jumpers and basics with some funky luxury pieces thrown in (and also more clothes stealing because butch phil has cooler clothes i think)
#anon ask#thank you for coming to my ted talk#also i feel like dan would agree with me that lesbian categories are stressful and i'd rather you not perceive me than call me a futch#ALSO ALSO since we're here people need to remember dan would still be very tall and broader and that is SUCH A BIG FACTOR#like do you KNOW what it was like to be a super tall/bigger closeted lesbian during the mid 00s when female beauty standards were so cooked#and you got called a dyke or a “man” if you were taller than the boys or god forbid your shoulders were broad#THAT WOULD HAVE PLAYED INTO HER JOURNEY SO MUCH#okay im done maybe#phan#dan and phil
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could make for one very strange and very odd tasting triple-date night (feat. Squid buddy, and the poor bachelor squad in camp)...good luck greygold XD
Sorry for the late reply regarding the silly Piña Colada Plan, anon!
Also don't. Don't take this one seriously like at all- I just. really wanted to make that pun. Can't resist a silly knight pun.
#I could not for the life of me figure out how to respond to this#Without just like- simply agreeing with you - an amusing concept to imagine to be sure!#THANKFULLY (or unfortunately) the pun gods threw a bone at my two sole surviving brain cells#But thank you anon! Greygold will take any and all luck that they can get 8'D
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Imagine gear 5 luffy calling you "toots" it would be on brand😂😂
ummmmmmm yes 😍
#that's literally all i have to say#like i could not agree more#especially luffy in one piece: gold movie#F U C K Y E S#thank you so much anon#one piece#luffy x reader#gear 5 luffy x reader
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char. realisation moment. the daniel song tiktok was posted all the way back in 2022. which means either 1. phil saved it for dan aall this time or 2. (most likely) a song of a different name came up on his for you page so he went onto the account specifically to find and save the daniel song just to show dan.........
this is the exact thing i want all of you to send to my inbox. what a beautiful rabbit hole you've fallen down anon, and thank you for taking me with you because now i'm going to stare at the ceiling and think about this for a week
#*this* is the good shit!!#(and i love when you all ask me questions too bc am i even a dannie if i dont yap about things)#two very good options provided by anon here. thank u for your research and your source citing. excellent exploration of the topic.#bonus points for turning my brain to soup#i agree option 1 is more likely but the possibility of option 2.... theyre in love your honour#dnp#c.text#dan and phil#answered
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People keep saying that Astruc "favors" Marinette because she is "his virtual daughter".... if so, considerating the sheek amount of responsability and trauma that she is burdened with... she is treated the same way that Gabriel treats Adrien.
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#miraculous ladybug#anonymous#miraculous take#fandom takes#gabriel agreste#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#thomas astruc#oh this is really interesting. not sure i entirely agree but i will be thinking about this anon thank you!
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Would love some Creativitwins soft art where maybe they're having a movie marathon?
maybe with tiny lines of dialogue, if you want! 💕
they have different opinions about the grinch
#yes they have matching sweaters and plushies fight me#for the record i agree with Remus.#this took longer than it should jdhfjfjf#thank you sm for the ask anon!!! <333#my art#drawing#art#sketch#sanders sides#sanders sides fanart#log’s art#tss roman#roman sanders sides#ts roman#roman sanders#remus sanders sides#remus sanders#ts remus#tss remus#creativitwins#if you tag this as r*mr*m i will steal your kneecaps
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given that maizuru also has stories of toshiro needing external motivation to eat even as a child without a time sensitive desperate rescue mission... that right there is a character that works better as a comparison to kabru than mithrun if you must compare at all. especially in terms of being seen as aggressive in ways unsupported by the text lol
I don't begrudge people making the comparison, because it is true, but I do think people look at it the wrong way. I've said this before, but to me, Mithrun is Kabru's dark mirror: a warped, twisted version of him. In Mithrun, Kabru's self-deprivation has become self-destruction; they are both fixated on a goal, one that superficially meets in the same place, but where Kabru wants to seal the dungeon to save people, Mithrun cares only about his revenge-suicide hunt for the demon; Mithrun physically uses people as tools, where Kabru uses ("uses") people by trying to get them on his side, whether that's through simply asking for help or by trying to persuade them with a well-crafted story; Kabru drags his feet over the idea of killing Laios even when he thinks it might become necessary, while Mithrun immediately says that they should kill Laios as soon as he hears about him.
Even before he was Dungeon Lord, Mithrun was not too dissimilar to Kabru for being someone who was charming and well-liked, but hiding an inner darkness; in Kabru this is just his trauma and the goal he keeps close to his chest, while in Mithrun it was his contempt for other humans combined with his own inferiority complex.
I really wish fandom would see that Toshiro and Kabru are friends, that Toshiro (and Namari) is who Kabru looked for and fought beside during the climax, and that Toshiro is the person that Kabru chooses to hang out with during the week of the Faligon feast.
Toshiro and his childhood sickness (an illness? disability? food sensitivity?) is one of the many wonderful examples of how Kui always finds a way to tie the story back to food and hunger. Maizuru became a mother figure for Toshiro by cooking for him when he had trouble eating otherwise; Falin brought Marcille gifts of food as tokens of friendship; Laios uses the idea of Falin having to eat her meals alone as a symbol of his failure to do right by her; Marcille says she wants to eat another meal with Falin and with her father; Kabru watched his mother be eaten by monsters; Senshi makes food and the ecosystem his life's passion after nearly succumbing to starvation.
Okay time to put on my jester hat and say that it's kind of funny that a couple weeks of running himself on not enough food and sleep left Toshiro near-collapse but we can infer that Kabru is apparently so accustomed to living that way that it's just how he functions. Can you imagine Kabru watching this like ): Wow, he's really pushing himself. Meanwhile Kabru died twice and kept going deeper into the dungeon on nothing but field rations. This is proof of how good Maizuru is at her job that Toshiro is clearly operating on a healthier baseline when he's not wracked with stress and grief.
#btw anon I saw your second ask and don't worry about it :)#but thank you for thinking of my comfort#Dea's anonymous friends#Dea answers#dungeonposting#I will also be rehashing these points in a later post#sorry for talking about that man instead of Toshiro but as much as I agree with the sentiment I have to be honest here#suffice to say there is a person in the story that Kabru is friends with and it is Toshiro thank you everybuggy
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hi so I have a major breeding kink and I’m normally the sub whenever I’m rotating that stuff in my brain but like whenever I see 2000s Frank it’s always just I don’t even care that I’m a trans man and he’s a cis man with a dick and balls I’m going to put that man in a mating press and knock him up so help me god
hey @mcrredacted come pick your fucking dog up my inbox isn't a doggy daycare
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i need more of your junao sleeping. he’s so 🥺
You asked and I delivered 👌
Also as you mentioned it, I just realized how much I (love to) draw Junao snoozing/being sleepy lol. He's soooooooo patootie ❤❤❤
#and thank you! glad you agree hes baby material 🥺#sorry for the wait though i was grinding to fix my Chinese score 🐧#the vibe he radiates is so good tho like augh hes just like me fr fr (sleepy almost 24/7)#world's most tired. sleepiest god#og arjuna is also giving such big relatable mood to me hes so under the pressure while junao is just. out of it#good for them#fgo#arjuna alter#junao#ttls gallery#anon ask
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What do you think would happen immediately after BPS? How would all the parents personaly react to their disappeared and returning children? The kids would really ever throw a party, or just have to fix all the wrecks and be grounded? And Edd and Eddy would even have a face-to-face good conversation about their adventure and what they learned?
I think Eddy would need a validation from Edd more than ever, and the fear they could have lost each other would let them even more attached.
i had detailed ass theories written out for each kid as to what lies they could tell their parents and what the likelihood was that they'd be believed, etc. and then i realized that it could all be solved with a simple phone call from one parent to another lmao. and lbr, the chances that someone's kid is gonna be gone all night and they're not gonna flip the fuck out are slim to none. outside of a couple exceptions of course. i felt like a moron so i didn't include it here. i guess i like to pick and choose when to adhere to cartoon logic 😂
anyway i do think the non-ed kids would get into trouble and be grounded for varying lengths of time. they might have just enough time to have a little kiki in the lane before heading home and getting dragged inside by the ear/bear hugged/further ignored.
one exception might be rolf, because i don't think it'd be entirely out of the norm for him to be gone all night on occasion. maybe he had an urban ranger camping trip that his nana forgot to tell his parents about, or had to chase down an escaped animal into the wee hours of the morning. he enters the house, clearly disheveled and sweating nervously, but probably gets nothing but a fine howdy do from everyone inside.
eddy would be grounded for a comically short period of time because he's a spoiled brat. a couple of days tops. it's really only an attempt by his parents to appease the angry mob. all the other parents know he's the little shit stirring ring leader and berate his guardians accordingly. regarding his absence, he tells them he and the boys rode out the storm in the van and that they were fine. he accepts his punishment because telling them what really happened means telling them he visited his brother and that WOULD get his ass in big trouble. legal stuff, you know. as far as any takeaway he might have... let's be real here, eddy's still the same ole eddy at this point. i don't think the full weight of what just happened has hit him quite yet. he's still reeling about being invited to kev's for jawbreakers and whatever else preteens who don't really like each other do for funsies. i do think that while he's spending aaaaaall that time alone (again, 2 days max), in between trying on outfits for that party at kevin's, the image of edd standing up to his brother does cross his mind. edd, the coward. edd the wimp, stood up to his tormentor. and got swiftly beaten into the ground for it. yet still ran over to make sure he was okay after ed essentially saved his life. ed the dolt. ed the idiot was the one to think of pulling out the pin (literally), and blasting his abuser with a face full of door. i think the guilt, shame and embarrassment would hit him hard, along with a lot of weird mushy stuff that he doesn't really know what to do with. so he doesn't do anything with it. not immediately anyway. but i've already talked about post bps eddy a bit so i'll leave it at that.
i've seen people say that edd's parents wouldn't even notice that he was gone overnight, because... so were they. and yall know i'm the #1 hater of edd's parents so of course i agree lol. if word gets back to them somehow though, i imagine them being very passive aggressive about it. shocking, i know. i feel like they'd go their usual route and punish him by not talking to him - as in not even leaving sticky notes around the house. except for one that says something along the lines of "dear eddward, you are not to leave the house today, as you are hereby grounded until further notice." along with a scroll of chores of course. but yeah they make him wait around and wonder when he'll be able to see his friends again. probably a good few weeks or so. i've always had the headcanon that eddy would be banned from edd's house and maybe this is when that happens as well. if word doesn't get back to them- which is more likely imo because they're so elusive that no one knows how to contact them - i think edd could likely have a bit of a meltdown over their indifference. not to mention the guilt he feels in either scenario. for starters, he feels like he simply must tell someone what he's just witnessed- especially as a future mandated reporter... nah i'm kidding but i do think he'd want to tell an adult what happened to his dearest friend. but he knows it would only compound eddy's grief. outside of that, there's the fact that he feels that he never received a comeuppance of his own. eddy got thrashed by his so-called "hero" in front of his peers, and if his previous punishments are any indication, ed is very likely enduring what can only be described as suburban confinement for the foreseeable future. he, on the other hand, has gotten away with a horrible deed, with more than a year's worth of horrible deeds without so much as a scowl from his parents. he has to fight tooth and nail to resist his compulsion to confess his wrong doing, directly this time. cuz the confessional he wrote at the beginning of this ordeal is still on his desk when he gets home. it's kind of like when people say "at least if you're angry, i know you care", but magnified 100x for his entire life. i think this is when the switch kinda flips for him and he has to come to terms with the fact that his parents are at best, extremely cold and aloof. and at worst, knowingly neglectful. either will be hard for him to accept of course, because he's got an image in his mind already of what "true" neglect looks like:
ed's going in the hole, man. it's the cliche where his parents fawn over sarah and are so thankful that she's okay and "you had us worried sick, missy". only to turn to their other child who was also missing for 24 hours and proceed with the finger wagging and reprimanding. i don't think sarah would rat him out though. in fact at this point she might even try to stick up for her now suddenly not so bad older brother. but to no avail. in fact, it makes his mom angrier - she must have hit her head if she's sticking up for her troublemaking brother. "you see, edward? your erratic behavior has finally landed your little sister in the hospital. hope it was worth it." as far as they're concerned, ed put sarah in grave danger by running away. he was a terrible influence, and for that he's gotta be made an example of... to himself? i'm gonna venture a guess here that dad'll be taking the stairs again. he also boards up the basement window. they take his tv, his tapes, his comics, and all his model making supplies. his mom wanted to take his gravy tub but dad insisted it was too much of a hassle. luckily for him though, they can't take that vivid imagination of his. he spends the next two weeks staring at the ceiling, coming up with a storyline for his own comic, which he starts working on as soon as his belongings are returned. it ends up being sooner than he anticipated. he was told it'd be a month, but his mom is sick of looking at the box of his crap in their bedroom closet, so he's off the hook early. lucky feller. next time he runs away though, he's making extra sure sarah doesn't follow.
obviously i think edd and eddy, really all three eds are going to be even closer than they were before their little excursion. but i think it takes time for eddy to mature enough to truly grasp how meaningful it all was. like he knows, but admitting it is corny af. edd is probably gonna be so preoccupied with deconstructing his relationship with his parents that he's a somewhat aloof for a period. there's also a rumbling within ed, especially after seeing sarah's attempt at defending him. i don't really know what conclusion he comes to except that if he wants even a chance at having a good relationship with his sister, he's gotta get the fuck out of there asap. i do think he'd start "running away" more often, possibly staying with eddward during his burgeoning rebellion, or from time to time, eddy. maybe even rolf. he might also sleep in the van when the weather allows. anything to be away from that hell hole. i wrote in my fic that he'd move out and live with may at age like, 17 i think? literally as soon as possible lol.
#i know it seems like i make ed and edd's parents overly terrible but parents really can be overly terrible as i'm sure many of you guys know#if you don't agree that's cool but yknow i'm just answering an ask i got#a long ass time ago btw sorry for not getting to it sooner anon#thanks for asking though#text
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