#but heyyy that phone!!!
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mettywiththenotes · 3 months ago
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Viktor didn't just break up with him. Months later, he then did the equivalent of texting his ex and asking if they could meet up again
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lesbianwyllravengard · 1 year ago
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Luis facetiming Ada versus Luis facetiming Leon
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Not even joking either
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aezuria · 10 months ago
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE AMERICAN FOOTBALLER JASON RIGHT NOW like guys. you can’t tell me he won’t be one of those popular jocks. literally EVERYONE knows abt him and it’s not js cause he’s on the football team it’s cause he’s genuinely so nice and sweet and every girl (me) wants him but he has no girlfriend (cause he’s actually really awkward) literal golden boy, teachers love him bc he actually tries in class (he sits in the back off the class cause his friends want him to and he always forgets his glasses so he has to squint) but when he does bring them??? doves are chirping, trumpets are blaring, WHO is this angel bestowed upon us???? oh yk it’s just JASON star football player GRACE good lord imagine him studying in the library with his glasses sliding down his nose and his hand in his hair as he rests his elbow against the table. his eyebrows furrowed in concentration as the veins on his forearm pop from the way he’s squeezing his pencil. and he’s wearing a TIGHT black shirt that shows off his arms GOD I NEED HIM WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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paradiserotting · 29 days ago
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every time i think abt tumblr or you or airbuds i get those damn notifications that u posted or reacted to a song... get out of my head u freakazoid
my apologies
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tired-ticket-man · 3 months ago
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Tio Ran, how's your day? Any
*looks around*
Sawns
“O-oh! It’s pretty good, thank you for a-“
“What.”
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animaltestings · 13 days ago
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idk what i'm gonna do when this site becomes obsolete dude i dont wanna lose my mutuals
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projectdivaar · 4 months ago
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I know my mum did not js shame me into admitting I was reading mcr rpf...
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floral-hex · 8 months ago
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dang, I forgot just how terrible the signal is here at this hotel. Tumblr won’t even load. I don’t even know if this text post will upload 🙃 I’m so sleepy. In that funk where you load up on caffeine but your brain is too tired for it to do much, so now I’m all nauseas and sleepy and a bit on edge. BUT I’ve got a little booth with a tv and some books to peruse if my head ever balances out. It’s cool. We’re cool.
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bisexualvampires · 10 months ago
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ratcandy · 11 months ago
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i have had to write so many emails and make so many phone calls this week . you guys can't even begin to perceive my amount of horrors
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housewifebuck · 1 year ago
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If one more person gives out my personal cell phone number to a stranger having cat problems I’m gonna freak it !!!!
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sammyloomis · 1 year ago
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developing what seems to be a cold at the same time as this tooth thing is Just what i needed, very cool very dope
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leonardburton · 2 years ago
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me, every time i leave a conversation, muttering to myself to imaginary beatboxing: i am normal; about stuff. i am normal; about things. i am capable; of having a normal reaction; to outside stimuli and events. i am normal! about stuff. i am able; to maintain normal facial expressions and control my tone of voice when i speak. i am good; at conversations. i do not; look like a scared rabbit; every time someone approaches me. badaboop; i am normal; at phonecalls. i do not need; to mime intense screaming every time i hang up.
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bbbrianjones · 1 year ago
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i know no one will care but i care. ok.
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sohannabarberaesque · 3 months ago
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(With appy polly loggies to Hudson and Landry here)
[Mise en scene: Yukayuka, the hyaenal practical joker of The King's crew, decides to pull off one of the great old-school telephonic gags--as in--] DRUGGIST, on the ameche: Ajax Drugstore! YUKAYUKA, milking it up for the maximum of laughs: You got any Prince Albert in a can? DRUGGIST, on the phone: If you're thinking what I'm probably thinking, we've stopped selling tobacco of any kind. [Yukayuka hangs up] YUKAYUKA, taking stock of the shattering revelation: Well, that's how the cigarette end explodes....
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tired-ticket-man · 8 months ago
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starts stomping on u
[He proceeds to call the cops]
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