#but heyyy that phone!!!
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Viktor didn't just break up with him. Months later, he then did the equivalent of texting his ex and asking if they could meet up again
#viktor: heyyy. i feared we would never speak again. i wanna share my work with you x#jayce bitter ex: i thought you were done with hextech. and me. 😒#viktor: i was clouded by emotions but i've had some time to think#viktor: anyway im pretty successful now so you should come down to my new place and we can chat :)#jayce: fuck you *breaks phone*#salo is the phone btw if that wasn't clear#and yet he still goes to vik anyway#cause he can't resist <3#jk he's out to kill him#texting your ex can have the opposite effect too i guess#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane spoilers#act 2 spoilers#jayce talis#viktor#jayvik#viktor arcane#mettys posts#metty posts#for the record this is a joke
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Luis facetiming Ada versus Luis facetiming Leon
Not even joking either
#Facetiming Ada he's like a little sibling who has never held a phone before in their life#Facetiming Leon he's like heyyy gurl come over 😏😏#resident evil#resident evil 4 remake#Luis Serra#serennedy#resident evil 4#resident evil memes#Ada Wong#Luis Serra Navarro#Luis Babygirl Serra#re4#re4r
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE AMERICAN FOOTBALLER JASON RIGHT NOW like guys. you can’t tell me he won’t be one of those popular jocks. literally EVERYONE knows abt him and it’s not js cause he’s on the football team it’s cause he’s genuinely so nice and sweet and every girl (me) wants him but he has no girlfriend (cause he’s actually really awkward) literal golden boy, teachers love him bc he actually tries in class (he sits in the back off the class cause his friends want him to and he always forgets his glasses so he has to squint) but when he does bring them??? doves are chirping, trumpets are blaring, WHO is this angel bestowed upon us???? oh yk it’s just JASON star football player GRACE good lord imagine him studying in the library with his glasses sliding down his nose and his hand in his hair as he rests his elbow against the table. his eyebrows furrowed in concentration as the veins on his forearm pop from the way he’s squeezing his pencil. and he’s wearing a TIGHT black shirt that shows off his arms GOD I NEED HIM WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
#i think i’m the someone that needs to write this#typing this on my phone is crazy#jason grace#hoo#heroes of olympus#he’s not even my main man how can he make me like this bro#i blame it on covey (erm if u see this heyyy 🤭🤭 i mean that in a good way)#*ੈ✎ what is bro yapping about
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every time i think abt tumblr or you or airbuds i get those damn notifications that u posted or reacted to a song... get out of my head u freakazoid
my apologies
#that is cool tho#or mayb it isnt idk#that would make me have a episode#anyway#uhm hi#heyyy#how yall doin…#idkwhy tf i say uhh over text#ho its in ur phone u dont need to do that#its like when u type out a stutter#its so fucking lame but i cant not do it#sigh#lobe u zo phank yew for the ask#🦟🦟🦟🦟
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Tio Ran, how's your day? Any
*looks around*
Sawns
“O-oh! It’s pretty good, thank you for a-“
“What.”
#You’ve spooked him /silly#Randy time#ask randy jade#HEYYY SZINZY#WANT YR DAD BACK???#szinzy#dialtown#dialtown ask blog#dialtown phone dating sim#ask ticket jerry
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idk what i'm gonna do when this site becomes obsolete dude i dont wanna lose my mutuals
#txt#gonna have to give you guys my phone number or something that's crazy#text you like 'heyyy it's leo macabrevampire/animaltestings...''
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I know my mum did not js shame me into admitting I was reading mcr rpf...
#it was on wattpad an it was rlly funny okay#an i left my phone unlocked (face down but unlocked)#an ig my STUPID BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! checked it (bc he was gonna steal it lil shit)#an went thru 2 MY MUM an was like wow deadname u read sum interesting fanfic....#an THEN like HRS l8r#my mum shouts me down being like#heyyy#so who was the fanfic abt#LITERALLY ALMOST DIED#SHE KEPT ASKING AFTER I WAS LIKE NO I DONT WANNA TELL U BRUH#THREATENED 2 TAKE AWAY MY FONE???#SAID I MUST JS H8 HER AN NO TRUST HER???#like WHATT#srry i think its a lil embarrassing 2 tell my own mother i was reading frikey vamp wattpad fanfic ????? omg#she wonders y i dont tell her anythin bruh#u did not need 2 keep askin after like the 1st 10 no i dont wanna sayyy#IT WASNT EVEN GUD FANFIC BRUHHH💔💔#it wss written in like 2015 and made 0 sense broo wasnt even worth u pushin meeeeee#soo#this was my sunday afternoon#im never speaking 2 any1 ever again#but ig it culdda been worse#coz my mum @least doesnae ken who mcr ..r#he couldda found the beatles yaoi ive read#oh.........ok mayb it wasnt sooo bad...#mcr#rivers rambles <3
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dang, I forgot just how terrible the signal is here at this hotel. Tumblr won’t even load. I don’t even know if this text post will upload 🙃 I’m so sleepy. In that funk where you load up on caffeine but your brain is too tired for it to do much, so now I’m all nauseas and sleepy and a bit on edge. BUT I’ve got a little booth with a tv and some books to peruse if my head ever balances out. It’s cool. We’re cool.
#I just want to mindlessly scroll on my phone for awhile#anyway. chess tournament all day today into the night#then starting again tomorrow morning#I’ve had so much coffee. my head hurts.#sooo…heyyy… what’re you wearin?#you can ignore this#text
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#accidentally coming out at work on my first day is uh. well#it’s SOMETHING. scary and nice and scary some more y’know?#i mean my coworkers are queer but I’ve never been out at a job before bc I’ve never not had homophobic coworkers#so this is… yeah. i’m out to friends and siblings and hundreds of gay people on my phone sjdhej but that’s it#anyways idk how long i’ll have this job (or want it) but maybe this will be a good thing for my scared of being seen ass 💀#i was so nervous for today i felt sick but heyyy i survived :’)
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i have had to write so many emails and make so many phone calls this week . you guys can't even begin to perceive my amount of horrors
#HELP me. HELP!! ME!!!!!!!#the two doctor appointments i also have to make looking over my shoulder like Heyyy...... Heyyyyyy#no ...... i will not make any more phone calls right now than is necessary as of this moment . i cannot do it#and i have a chemistry 2 exam next week like hello ? who the Ffuc k. invited you#can we just skip next week and go straight to spring break please please please please. please. please#clamtalk#OK Any moment now I'll stop bitching on main sorry. and I'll art again. and it will be glorious.#i just have to stop being torched alive first
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If one more person gives out my personal cell phone number to a stranger having cat problems I’m gonna freak it !!!!
#I have a separate business line specifically bc people won’t top leaking my number and STILL PEOPLE ALWAYS GIVE OUT MY PERSONAL ONE#ITS SO ANNOYING MY PHONE OS BLOWING UP 24/7 WITH HEYYY CAN YOU COME TNR 40 CATS IN MY BACK YARD#fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFFF#personal
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developing what seems to be a cold at the same time as this tooth thing is Just what i needed, very cool very dope
#ash.txt#idk if its a mix of feeling under the weather myself or just the actual weather being so Shit#but ive felt a little crappy lately anyway#like regardless of illness n whatnot fghj#just a little despondent i guess#ive been so paralysed with having to job hunt that i just... havent been#which is my own fault of course i need to be more proactive but man#i dont have any references yet i have to get in touch with my old boss and tutors#and the tutors are fine but i havent spoken to my old boss in years and i feel rude-#-just out of the blue emailing her like 'haha heyyy how ya doin can u tell prospective employers im a delight to have??'#idk if i even Have her email anymore or phone number#stuck in a rut rn man. feels bad.
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me, every time i leave a conversation, muttering to myself to imaginary beatboxing: i am normal; about stuff. i am normal; about things. i am capable; of having a normal reaction; to outside stimuli and events. i am normal! about stuff. i am able; to maintain normal facial expressions and control my tone of voice when i speak. i am good; at conversations. i do not; look like a scared rabbit; every time someone approaches me. badaboop; i am normal; at phonecalls. i do not need; to mime intense screaming every time i hang up.
#been doing so much silent screaming lately it's either that or i throw my phone against the wall and scream every time i need to call someon#and go hello! i am . an intern. pleas be nice to me :']#here's to hoping [redacted] calls me this afternoon cos i've been trying to organise a meeting with this guy for literally A MONTH#and every time he cancels last minute cos. he is a busy man and i am an intern i do get it#but he keeps saying he'll call me back! and then he doesn't! and i have to be like heyyy. you forgot about me again :]#called him this morning but he was in the car he said he'd call me back as soon as he got to his office it has been 4 hours#maybe he crashed his car who knows
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i know no one will care but i care. ok.
#i saw this picture in that recent document and i got very excited and was gonna take a screenshot and then crop and then tilt#because i loved it so much he looks so cool i like to think it would be something i'd have on my wall#but someone on facebook put it up so i was like STEAL#he is so pretty and i know this is going to sound BIZARRE but u can see his eyes and i've never seen his eyes like this before#mostly because he wore sunglasses a lot (slay) and they're just isn't many pictures like this#also u can see a little bit of his perm he got like two years before this picture LMAO he hated it so much#also slay with the highlights queen!#anyway this is my new phone background heyyy
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(With appy polly loggies to Hudson and Landry here)
[Mise en scene: Yukayuka, the hyaenal practical joker of The King's crew, decides to pull off one of the great old-school telephonic gags--as in--] DRUGGIST, on the ameche: Ajax Drugstore! YUKAYUKA, milking it up for the maximum of laughs: You got any Prince Albert in a can? DRUGGIST, on the phone: If you're thinking what I'm probably thinking, we've stopped selling tobacco of any kind. [Yukayuka hangs up] YUKAYUKA, taking stock of the shattering revelation: Well, that's how the cigarette end explodes....
#hanna barbera#vignette#telephone gag#phone gag#hudson and landry#heyyy it's the king!#yukayuka#prince albert gag#prince albert tobacco#you got any prince albert in a can?#hannabarberaforever
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starts stomping on u
[He proceeds to call the cops]
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