#phone gag

[sohannabarberaesque]

(With appy polly loggies to Hudson and Landry here)

[Mise en scene: Yukayuka, the hyaenal practical joker of The King's crew, decides to pull off one of the great old-school telephonic gags--as in--] DRUGGIST, on the ameche: Ajax Drugstore! YUKAYUKA, milking it up for the maximum of laughs: You got any Prince Albert in a can? DRUGGIST, on the phone: If you're thinking what I'm probably thinking, we've stopped selling tobacco of any kind. [Yukayuka hangs up] YUKAYUKA, taking stock of the shattering revelation: Well, that's how the cigarette end explodes....

[sp0o0kylights]

Soulmate AU where there's multiple types of soulmates (Not just romantic or platonic) and Steve Harrington has them all like some kind of relationship Pokemon Master.

He finds his matches every time something happens with the Upside Down and The Party (well Dustin) have taken close note of it.

Imagine if you will, the boat house scene, only Dustin, in the middle of sweet talking Eddie out of stabbing Steve, suddenly sees Steve's arm and *screams*

"I called it, it's the soulmate one!"

Eddie is very confused.

Steve is turned on and, to his great misfortune, not confused at all.

[oifaaa]

Wait who is Tims assigned youtuber?????

Well

[ziggystqrdust]

i had a dream about you // alucinatio by alexmeg

“He stares at the ceiling, blinking blankly every now and then, until his eyes close and he falls asleep.”

hey so what the fuck

bonus

caption translation: “you’re an angst enjoyer”

video translation: “that feeling like where it hurts so much but it feels good, you know that feeling when “aww im so sad cuz they didnt end up together😞” but its also satisfying in a way that they didnt end up together😁”

[mo-ok]

A little over halfway there, heres every hero I've met so far

❤️💙💛 a very brief and deeply serious word about every season 🩷🖤💚

( x x x x x x x x x )

Denziman: Scooby Doo but the dog is kind of an asshole 10/10 tits out Kenji Ohba

Goggle V: the most standard, normal sentai you will ever watch 10/10 lemme just red ruby beam that for u real quick

Dynaman: YUME WO KANAETE 🧨 DYNAMAAAAAAAAN 10/10 im fully convinced the black clone technique is just a thing Junichi Haruta can do

Bioman: this show is about ONE THING and thats MIKA JUN YABUKI 10/10 sexual lady saturday

Changeman: im not ok thanks for asking 10/10 im eating glass over this show

Flashman: OOF. OUCH. OUGH. 10/10 this one hurts

Liveman: OOF. OUCH. OUGH. 10/10 friends how could you

Fiveman: anyone that says this is the worst one hasnt actually watched it 10/10 sibling teachers save me. Save me sibling teachers

Dairanger: best suits in the franchise 10/10 dont let his baby face fool you that boy is ripped AND shredded

Kakuranger: 30th anniversery ending dance 10/10 silly ninja show is very very good actually

Carranger: red racer x Zonnette otp otp otp 10/10 let your kids play outside or else they'll become cops

Megaranger: they were just kids man they shouldnt have had to deal with all that 10/10 show me the silly man in the shiny jacket please

Gingaman: you know what? Maybe i WILL throw myself on the ground and lie in the sun for a while 10/10 kuro kishi Hyuuga

GoGoV: Matoi is there have you met Matoi he's a wanker bastard and i love him 10/10 killing the dad with hammers

Gaoranger: if you wanna feel like sentai is being beamed directly into ur brain watch this one 10/10 oh my god. Oh my god.

Hurricaneger: this one is a BL in disguise 10/10 Yousuke x Ikkou 4eva

Magiranger: some of the best monster and mech designs in the franchise 10/10 i love this magical family with my whole heart

Boukenger: my go to recommendation tbh 10/10 adventure for treasure boukenger START UP 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Gekiranger: KEEP MOVING. DONT MAKE ME STOP. 10/10 if you want plot and character progression watch this one

Go-Onger: now THIS is super sentai 1000000/10 you should watch rpm as well. Watching both increases the enjoyment 1000%

Kyoryuger: dancing dinosaurs. Very good. You agree 10/10 otp confirmed after 10 year wait

ToQger: OOF. OUCH. OUGH. 10/10 just watch it dont look anything up just watch it

Zyuohger: most misunderstood and overhated season tbh 10/10 the characters are meant to be like that. Its kinda the central theme of the show. Stop being mean to Misao

Kyuranger: my first sentai 🥰 10/10 houou soldier is a change dragon reference

Kiramager: if Boukenger doesnt catch ur fancy this one would also be a good place to start 10/10 i'll take outdated meme for 100 thanks Grant

King Ohger: in a word? Ambitious. 10/10 you can go to the quarry. As a treat.

Boonboomger: TBD ❤️💙🩷🖤🧡💜

[ohposhers]

I'm so sorry gang but I have been bullied into making a bitchtok account cause every day i get people telling me how much my art gets reposted there so i caved

★EWW TIKTOK★

I have never used the app before (frankly i HATE it) and have no idea what im doing so apologies in advance, i will just be reposting everything from this account on there or whateverrr Tumblr is and always will be my main site I post fandom art to so do not worry, on god im not even going to read the comments on any TT posts i make cause i cannot stand it

[bitchslapblastoids]

do you remember exactly where you were when basically im gay dropped? are there other d&p videos/content that you’ve had that experience with? am reminiscing and curious

[mbat]

thanks thats exactly what i came here for

edit: yall i know theres another site that actually has information lol i just made this post cause this is funny

[vecnuthy]

carpe momentum

@steddiemicrofic July prompt: one | wc: 111 | G | stobin hurt/comfort, bit of fluff

"How many more times do I have to go through this, Steve?" Robin asks through the phone. "It shouldn't take this long, and it shouldn't be so goddamn heartbreaking."

Steve's heart breaks for his best friend and that oh-so-familiar rawness she's experiencing.

"Why even bother if it's all so damn pointless?"

Steve recalls the impromptu cocktail the hot bartender had made him three months ago - the chance he'd decided to take.

He feels fingers in his hair and matches the smile that Eddie gives him as he moves around the couch.

One chance is all it takes. What a payoff his had proven to be.

"It's not pointless, Robs. Keep going."

[gloriousmonsters]

do you ever think the insult was added to injury of Angel having to do like, sponsored porn. Ninety takes because he can't manage to put an ounce of enthusiasm into 'oh no, please don't rip my Hardcore Wonderland Series Mushroom: Makes You Smaller variant Corset By Velvette'

[yuttikkele]

I cannot believe that this is an actual clip from a full episode of The Legend of Korra that aired on live television and not just a meme someone posted online.

[hollowsart]

with @arcade-writing's help I drew him as a Paper Mario partner, too :> slowly getting my friends involved in this cute and silly idea of turning ourselves into Paper Mario partners!!

the text in the 2nd one was Arcade's idea lol

basically lore wise is: new toy variant of Chain Chomp. Chompcade is deemed a menace by the other inhabitants of the toyland-like area, gets pegged into place just like how most Chain Chomp are, but he gets rescued by Mario and promptly joins the party out of thanks for the rescue and to get revenge on the toys who trapped him.

Can be used for speed and traveling short distances over gaps n stuff!! Wind-up the chain and watch him blast through enemies with a pretty powerful attack!

[sugume]

Oh yeah…I’m never writing another word again I’m DEACTIVATING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW !! I just learned word can read your writing aloud to you…and so I tried it in a fic I was writing…I can’t even describe the feeling that came over my body. TW : ai reading smut prepare to cringe prepare to cry

[birdwithsocks]

That little rectangle can get very confused sometimes

[ur-stepdad]

kristen and gorgug hang out to try and de-stress. it does not work

[of-swords-and-princes]

Sleepy Morning Snuggles