#ask ticket jerry

[tired-ticket-man]

"hey jerrryyyy! lova ya to death but CAN i borrow that wheelchair of yours for JUST a second ?!"

((totally isnt planning on steeling it either way))

-@francis-talbot <3

“I’m not sitting on the ground in the ticket booth. No.”

[randy-jade-4ever]

What the-

Wait... is this?

Y-Yea....

It seems it's time to return to answering questions.

I-I hope I don't get possessed again...

for all our sakes, don't lose your ONLY translator.

D-Don't worry. After LAST time, I'm keeping this thing very close to me.

Sweet. Everything is finally back to normal.

Though... h-hey Jerry why do I feel like.... someone d-die-

(That's right! The two people you've been missing are back! please go bother them /affectionate)

[keter-class-anomaly]

i am starting to consume dialtown content and I want to kiss Jerry

I'M MAKING PEOPLE PLAY DIALTOWN FR???? THAT'S FUCKING AWESOEM!!!!! ALSO YES! JERRY IS HIGHLY KISSABLE

[directdogman]

Howdy doggo!

I have to ask, will there ever be a ticket jerry plushie? I'm not sure how u could make a wheelchair but uh, will there be? Or even a pin?

I love Ur games btw :3

Oh, alright, alright!

He's gonna be in the next pinset, alongside Karen + Bigfoot, which is launching next month alongside Mingus (who just had her prototype finished!) :)

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Pops

Pops

PERFORMERS

Jerry Nelson 1980-2002

Matt Vogel 2011-present

DEBUT 1980

Pops is the stage doorman for The Muppet Theatre. He's supposed to greet the guests when they first arrive -- though the nearsighted and forgetful Pops invariably needs to ask "Who're you?" in his slight country accent. Pops was first introduced during the fifth season of The Muppet Show, where he was featured in the Cold Open of each episode. This was a departure from the previous three seasons, which had featured Scooter talking to the guest stars in their dressing room. (No cold open was used before the opening titles during Season 1.) Outside of his expository function in establishing the guest star, Pops appeared three times onstage. First, in the episode 508, he took on the role of Geppetto to perform "Puppet Man" with Pinocchio. He then performed "Once in Love with Amy" with Fozzie in the UK Spot in episode 512. His last onstage appearance was in a sketch where Professor Salamander hypnotized him in episode 520. In The Muppets comic strip, he also took on the responsibilities of running the wardrobe and props departments. His most substantial role was as the owner of the Happiness Hotel in The Great Muppet Caper. He also appeared briefly at the end of the musical number "Scrooge" in The Muppet Christmas Carol. Although barely glimpsed in Muppet Treasure Island, he had a larger role in the video game version, where he runs a clothing store and, as part of a minigame/sidequest, will pay Hawkins if he protects his shop from pirates. After that, Pops wasn't seen for several years. On Muppets Tonight, Bobo the Bear filled the function of greeter, in addition to serving as security guard. However, when The Muppet Theatre re-opened in It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, Pops was back on hand selling tickets. In "Kermit's Story," the first in Roger Langridge's four-issue run of The Muppet Show Comic Book, Pops was seen delivering the mail to the Muppets, including the letter to Kermit that sets off the main plot. He often makes appearances in the comic book. At the end of part 2 of The Muppet Show Comic Book: Muppet Mash, when Calistoga Cleo chooses Pops over Statler or Waldorf, Waldorf says "Well, we knew she preferred older guys", implying that Pops is older than Statler and Waldorf. Pops spoke for the first time since performer Jerry Nelson's retirement in an online behind-the-scenes video for the music video of OK Go's cover of "The Muppet Show Theme." Matt Vogel assumed the role at that point, and has spoken for him again in a 2013 Muppisode (with Gordon Ramsay) and in Muppets Most Wanted. Palisades Toys produced a Pops Action Figure in their ninth and final series of Jim Henson's Muppets Action Figures. FILMOGRAPHY The Muppet Show (all season 5 episodes) The Great Muppet Caper The Muppets Go to the Movies Polaroid commercials The Muppets Take Manhattan The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years A Muppet Family Christmas The Muppet Christmas Carol Muppet Treasure Island Muppet Treasure Island (CD-ROM) Muppets Tonight Episode 101: Michelle Pfeiffer It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa The Muppet Show Theme Music Video Muppisodes (2013) Food Fight! Muppets Most Wanted The Muppets Presentation Pilot "Because... Love‎‎" The Muppets Take the Bowl ↑ hide BOOK APPEARANCES Two for the Show Light on Our Feet! On the Town The Phantom of the Muppet Theater The Muppet Show Comic Book issue #1 - "Kermit's Story" The Muppet Show Comic Book issue #3 - "Gonzo's Story" The Muppet Show Comic Book: The Treasure of Peg-Leg Wilson Part 1 The Muppet Show Comic Book: On the Road Part 3 The Muppets Character Encyclopedia

[mimipuppet]

jon matterson’s charters meeting up for Christmas dinner but almost everyone is just dreading it.

Richie’s on his phone with headphones plugged in texting his friends, Daniel is bugging Richie and trynna open his presents early, Paul is in the kitchen standing around to avoid Boy Jerry and Gary only for him to be dragged into their arguments and to pick a side already he’s also high cause he met up with Emma beforehand and complained to her about the dinner so she gave him her weed, Gary is arguing with Boy Jerry about him minding his own business and why he brought some random ass guy dressed in a cloak to their house that doesn’t talk that carries around an axe and his camp counsellor situationship, Wallace is asking if any of them wants him to send a nuke to someone’s house (he keeps saying he can do it to Max but Richie keeps denying it), Trevor isn’t even there he’s at a friend’s house instead, and at some point that one Ticket Booth Guy that they haven’t heard from since he got that job at Watcher World pops in to try to get any of them to worship the Libs.

[hooked-on-elvis]

ELVIS GIVING ALL THE DOLLAR BILLS HE HAD ON HAND TO A SOLDIER.

The White House trip, late December 1970.

Elvis Presley (1) Army years, ca. 1958 and (2) December 1970.

PLANE TRIP FROM LOS ANGELES TO WASHINGTON D.C. ON DECEMBER 20, 1970. I had to snap into action to work out all the details for Elvis’s return trip to D.C.—lining up our airline tickets, making preboarding arrangements, booking our hotel rooms, and hiring limos to get us to and from the airports. There was no way to do this without spending some more of Elvis’s money — I charged most of it to his American Express card. A short while later, with Sir Gerald [Elvis' favorite Limo driver in L.A., according to Jerry] again at the wheel, we were driving back to LAX. It had occurred to me that we might need some cash during the course of the trip. I didn’t have any (not an unusual situation for me back then) and Elvis didn’t have any, either. All we had was his credit card and a checkbook that I’d found in his desk at Hillcrest. The ever-resourceful Sir Gerald spoke up and said that he knew someone at the Beverly Hilton Hotel who might honor a check for $500 on a Sunday night, so we made the stop there and succeeded in getting the money. Elvis handed it to me for safekeeping. We got to the airport and were the first to board our red-eye flight. As the rest of the passengers boarded we noticed that there were an unusual number of soldiers on the plane — guys coming home from Vietnam who had first stopped in L.A. and were now heading back east to their homes, just in time for Christmas. Many passengers recognized Elvis, and he was cordial with everyone who said hello. Before the plane took off, one of the soldiers came up the aisle to stand next to Elvis and talk with him. He told Elvis what a big fan he was, and Elvis took an interest in the young guy, asking him where he was coming from and where he was heading. I saw that the two were having a very friendly conversation, and my attention drifted after a while. It was refocused when Elvis put a gentle elbow in my ribs. “Where’s that money?” “What money?” I asked. But I’d seen enough of Elvis’s gestures of generosity to suspect what was coming next. “The $500.” “That’s all we’ve got, Elvis.” “You don’t understand—this guy’s just come home from the war. He’s going home to see his family. I want him to have the money.” The soldier got the $500, and I was suddenly in the strange situation of traveling across the country with Elvis Presley, [alone and] absolutely penniless. Excerpt "Me and a Guy Named Elvis: My Lifelong Friendship with Elvis Presley" by Jerry Schilling (2006)

A little something extra to add to this story, something possibly easy to understand, but anyway. Think about today… it's becoming increasingly uncommon to pay for things with real money, we mostly use debit/credit cards - even our cell phones and watches can be used to pay for a purchase. Back in the days there were places that only accepted real currency as a form of payment - it was the 70s. Imagine being alone with Elvis Presley, a guy who wanted everything done as quickly and easily as it could be (TCB), wanting or needing to buy something and you, the only one responsible for him, not having the means to buy it and having to find a way to do it fast, out of nowhere! Jerry really wasn't in an easy position at that moment, but everything turned out just fine.

This is just for illustration purposes. Elvis' money clip.

[confusion-est]

can ticket jerry drop from heaven, I need discord invite and I'm too shy to ask dogman himself

[nenynrawrites]

This will be a very huge post, but you'll love it!! Ah, where do I start...

So, the concert tickets were a gift from my mother for my 20th birthday this year back in April, after I had seen on one hand, that Duff brought out a new record AND did an european tour. I sent her a screenshot of the ticket price after I checked, seeing that it only costs CHF 58.-, which nowadays, is basically nothing.

Cue the day and I'm HYPED!!!! I knew it was going yo be completely else than when I saw him with Guns n Roses last year, because we all know what a softie he is, but also how serious he can be if he needs to be.

James and the Cold Gun: A welsh band that opens for him on the whole european tour and that ROCKED! They played one of their most recent songs called ,,Fragile" (I'll link it) and it was just awesome! The singer had a beautiful voice, their bassist was a beautiful woman that played so nicely, their guitarist reminded me of a young Jerry Cantrell with his hair and the way he played, and their drummer put so much strength into playing his drums, I thought they would break xD

Duff and his band: Once again, they ROCKED, and seeing Duff just enjoy the crowd, entertaining them, haaaa, it was beautiful!! Now, his drummer had some feeling that was just *chef's kiss*, the bassist was sweet, the rhythm guitarist / keyboardist and the lead guitarist were great, and I loved their hats:>

Best thing about this was the fact that where me and my mom stood, which was a ledge you could walk up to, the bands didn't even see us until the light tech turned the lights up to us, and the reactions were so cute, haha^_^

And an extra best thing: The whole crowd was called ,,the best crowd ever" by both James Joseph (the lead singer of James and the Cold Gun) and Duff himself, so I felt very honoured to be part of it😌❤️

Also: I MET MY FIRST ROCKER THERE!!!! So, it was the lead singer James Joseph, 'cause I thought I'd snatch one of their shirts, too. And we were talking, he was wearing a Facelift crop top which looked great, he asked me about my name and even SHOOK MY HAND TWO TIMES!!! before I went on my way and sadly realized too late to ask for a picture, but I was too nervous, I guess. Well, I know they're on a north american tour next, after the european one with Duff, so we'll see if I can get to see them next year and get a picture, too!

In the end I walked away with a shirt from Duff and his Lighthouse LP and a shirt from James and the Cold Gun and a very happy thing to obsess over for the rest of the year:]

Also, I made quick eye comtact with Duff and got a smile AAAAAAH-

Also the link to Fragile

Anyways, here are the pictures and videos:)

[darkbluekies]

GOLDEN TRIAL PT 2 RIGHT HERE PLS ---->🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴I'll just be taking that thank you very much!

HAHA AWWWW

I CAN'T POST IT JUST YET (finishing details etc) BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A TEASER

“You don’t have to be here”, she says. “I can take care of him myself.”

“I don’t trust him”, Edmund mutters angrily and wraps more of the leash around his hand. “He knocked Jerry over when she was guarding him and — fuck it — she is tougher than you. I am not letting him anywhere near you alone.”

“Can you at least let go of the leash?” Hedwig asks. 

Edmund lets it go with great dramatic effect. You sit down on the couch with a thumping heartbeat. Hedwig sits down beside you, turning towards you. Edmund stands behind her, towering over the young woman like a giant, glaring at you. It reminds you of a lioness behind their cub. 

“Are you hungry?” Hedwig asks and looks down at the plate. “I’ve watched my maid cook ever since I was a little child but I don’t have much experience with it myself so I apologize if it isn’t the best.”

“I’m nauseous.”

“Then some sleep will do you good.”

“What train did he talk about? I’m not going on some train!”

“You are”, Edmund says, “and you’re doing it tomorrow morning. In a box.”

You look at him, baffled. “What?”

He looks at you with mockery in his icy blue eyes. “Nobody told you? You’re getting a first class ticket. I heard that they make those wooden boxes are quite comfortable nowadays.”

“I’m not going in some fucking box!”

I HOPE YOU'LL LIKE IT

[lottiecrabie]

this is like the 75blr’s easter

what the hell have i been up to you might ask? well i bought plane tickets to england and am planning a trip during february. yes i will be at a 75 concert. yes i will meet some bffs. (me and wrongendofurcigarette in a bunk bed in manc we love to see it!!) i quit my job after two years and a half of being at the bakery. it will Hopefully stick and i won’t be so horrendously broke after my trip that i’ll need to crawl back to them. on a tragic note, my grandpa died and kind of threw our whole lives upside down as my grandma is very sick and it’s kind of impossible to have access to the money to take care of her. i said goodbye to my best friend who is taking a semester abroad, i won’t see her for five months. i updated my instagram after having the same update since 2019. i held a funeral for it today<3 my galatea matty also broke up with his gf today, though has left a door open to go back to her if i say no. if i’m drunk enough i might see him today. i deleted tumblr. i’ve abandoned pfms.

i assume this is why you’re really reading this update. yes, unfortunately, i have been so incredibly unmotivated to write pfms5 for the past six months that i couldn’t bring myself to even dream of continuing it. i have opened the google doc a never ending amount of times, and each of them i would stare at the blank document and exit, or write a few words and hate them and delete. it started bringing such unhappiness that i just didn’t feel like finishing it, and once i realized the thought of having it incomplete didn’t make me want to die, even my usual completist mindset couldn’t force me to finish anything.

i still hope that i’ll one day finish pfms because it’s genuinely a story that i love and want to tell and that i know exactly how it’ll go, but it’s in the way people dream of becoming billionaires. that’s probably not gonna happen, jerry, so start dreaming a back-up plan. until some miracle happens, pfms5 is abandoned and i am Officialy Retired.

i love you all. i originally planned to quiet quit tumblr but then i realized i wanted to still have access to this account when i felt like it😭

[tired-ticket-man]

Hey there barbeque squirrel 😏😏😏

“What.”

[randy-jade-4ever]

feel free to ask joint questions now that randy is awake. could be fun!

[questintheskies]

1. CM Punk says people in AEW felt “betrayed” when he visited WWE Raw backstage in May 2023.

2. CM Punk confirms that no one came to pick him up at the airport for AEW All In, didn’t cry about it, calls it irresponsible.

3. CM Punk says he told Tony Khan that “this place [AEW] is a fucking joke, you're a clown”. Then he quit AEW.

4. “I don't like the drama but the truth is the truth. He's not a boss, he's a nice guy. That's a detriment to the company [AEW] but it's not my company." — CM Punk when asked about Tony Khan

5. CM Punk talking about AEW: Says it’s not a real or sustainable business, not about selling tickets, not about drawing money. Having good matches maybe which there’s nothing wrong with. Will always exist as long as Tony Khan keeps pumping money into it.

6. “If you're more than happy with some goof saying you had a 5 star match & the building is a quarter full…then we're not in the same business." — CM Punk

7. CM Punk was a consultant to Tony Khan in AEW, working with 2 contracts. One was a talent contract, the other was the consultant contract.

8. CM Punk believed AEW was an alternative to what WWE was. But 90% of the problems he had or identified about AEW were the very things that made AEW different…

He's happy that AEW exists because it allows wrestlers to make more money, but then also says "guaranteed money kind of ruined pro wrestling. If you had to get paid off the house, things would be a lot different"

9. CM Punk on the infamous Hangman Page promo before DoN.

Says Hangman went off the script, and that he wanted to double leg him and “murder” him on live TV if it wasn't for his professionalism. Says he went to TK and the lawyers to get the situation fixed.

10. CM Punk says nobody in AEW talked to him for 6 months after Brawl Out, he had to sort his tricep surgery by himself. He says the difference between getting injured in both companies is “night and day”

11. “I don’t regret my time there (AEW). Im just brutally honest about some things — And it’s done.

I hope they’re happy, I known I am. I would like to leave it at that. I understand fans and the tribalism, I’m a Blackhawks, I’m a Chicago Cubs fan, so I will always troll and needle White Sox fans, or Blues fans, or Predator’s you know?

But some of the shit was so outlandish, talking about my Dog and all this awful stuff”

12. CM Punk says before joining AEW, he was close to re-joining WWE, even before being on WWE Backstage.

He said they had a handshake deal in place but then it didn’t happen. He says Nick Khan lead the charge even before Khan joined WWE as he was with CAA.

13. CM Punk says stories of him being violent backstage are overblown and not true. (Earlier he admitted to choking a co-worker backstage and wanting to murder Hangman Adam Page for going off script)

14. CM Punk didn't have a non-compete clause after being fired from AEW.

15. Samoa Joe told him to stop acting up at All In Wembley, so he did. Then he turned to Khan and told him, “This place is fucking joke, man. You’re a clown. I quit.” Joe and Jerry Lynn came to his room and got him to do the PPV opening match. He said he was “too fired up” then and now rehashing it, and will probably regret talking about it, but “that’s what happened.”

16. He says he wrestled the match for Joe, referee Paul Turner, Lynn who was the agent on the match, and the fans. But he knew it was his last time wrestling Joe, and in the company.

17. He hasn’t spoken to Khan since backstage at Wembley when he quit. He didn’t do anything to make him fear for his life, as Khan said when announcing Punk’s firing on Dynamite, but Punk sayd “he is who he is.” He believes there was a “concerted effort to try to slander [him] and try to ruin [his] character.”

18. Spreading “rumors and lies and bullshit” was the genesis of all his issues at AEW. He thinks it might have been jealousy or envy, but doesn’t understand why anyone would try to dim the star of the company’s top guy.

19. Punk says his remarks at the post-All In scrum weren’t planned, but when he saw “reporters” there who are friends with other wrestlers and who wrote things about him without checking with him, it set him off. He does say it’s in his “top three CM Punk promos”, though.

20. There was nothing it the scrum that Khan hadn’t heard before. Punk doesn’t think he can talk about what happened afterwards. Confirms he is referring to Brawl Out, but says he “didn’t have to sign an NDA for anything I did wrong.” He has nothing he wanted to hide, but Khan wanted him to sign an NDA — he doesn’t know why.

21. As to why he did agree to come back, “I have a lot of friends there”, and Khan wasn’t going to let him go. Rather than sit at home, he thought he’d try to “get some guys together and have some fun shows.”

22. Asked if there’s anything he’s proud of from his time in AEW, he says he made a lot of friends and got to a lot of “cool shit” — specifically mentioning getting to work with Sting. “I think the positives outweigh the negatives”.

23. He talks about attending an indie show recently and telling someone that what happens there works at that level, as evidenced by it selling out an arcade bar, “but that shit doesn’t fly on national television — I think that’s being proven right now.”

24. He’s proud of the work he did with MJF, and thinks MJF’s future is bright as he’s immensely talented. He wasn’t great when he catered to the “niche internet audience”.

25. Punk doesn’t think he’ll ever bury the hatchet with Colt Cabana. He says Cabana approached him at some point before the All Out ‘22 incident, but he told him he wouldn’t speak to him without a lawyer present.

[directdogman]

okay. like … FORGIVE ME if this is WAYYYY too early to be asking buttttttttt THEORETICALLY. if we got a ticket jerry plushie would he have a wheelchair???

I'm actually not sure. It's a question I've thought about a bit and I don't have a clear answer. I could see it perhaps making manufacture a little more complicated, but I could push for it to be included if people want it! It'd probably require some head-scratching at the very least. Granted, it'll be a while before I get around to plushifying Jerry.

[signals-over-the-air]

made a collage of some show memories :)

description below for anyone curious:

in no particular order:

funky little guy drawn by steve pedulla (top left)

2 daisy grenade picks (pink one w/ bear & yellow)

irving plaza vip badge (show written on the tag- was there technically as a +1 with FBR)

funky little guy drawn by tucker rule (skeleton dude top right)

funky little guy drawn by frank iero (when i asked for it he thought for a while then said "the only funky little guy i can think of is mikey way".)

ripped page with 'standing here waiting' from thursday's waiting matinee

ticket from application for release from the dream matinee (crossroads)

thursday war all the time cassette insert

ben & jerry's free scoop card signed by geoff rickly & walter schreifels

funky little guy drawn by walter schriefels (gerry)

funky little guy drawn by geoff rickly (bottom left, cursed)

funky little guy drawn by keith buckley's daughter (she is such a sweet kid, gave her like 6 bracelets)

signatures from tim payne, tucker rule, & frank iero (bottom right)

thursday shiny dove pick (from steve <3)

koyo pick (with the guy on it)

misc pick (all grey- got at a koyo show)

anthony green fan project heart