#ask ticket jerry

[tired-ticket-man]

"hey jerrryyyy! lova ya to death but CAN i borrow that wheelchair of yours for JUST a second ?!"

((totally isnt planning on steeling it either way))

-@francis-talbot <3

“I’m not sitting on the ground in the ticket booth. No.”

[randy-jade-4ever]

What the-

Wait... is this?

Y-Yea....

It seems it's time to return to answering questions.

I-I hope I don't get possessed again...

for all our sakes, don't lose your ONLY translator.

D-Don't worry. After LAST time, I'm keeping this thing very close to me.

Sweet. Everything is finally back to normal.

Though... h-hey Jerry why do I feel like.... someone d-die-

(That's right! The two people you've been missing are back! please go bother them /affectionate)

[swaprandaljade]

Here's your loser idiots fresh off the grill -☎️

Transparent pngs down below, enjoy :]

[askthedateables]

I love you Jerry! Keep up the lords work! 🩷✨️🩷✨️

"I am not doing ANY work for that LAZY DOG."

[keter-class-anomaly]

i am starting to consume dialtown content and I want to kiss Jerry

I'M MAKING PEOPLE PLAY DIALTOWN FR???? THAT'S FUCKING AWESOEM!!!!! ALSO YES! JERRY IS HIGHLY KISSABLE

[directdogman]

Howdy doggo!

I have to ask, will there ever be a ticket jerry plushie? I'm not sure how u could make a wheelchair but uh, will there be? Or even a pin?

I love Ur games btw :3

Oh, alright, alright!

He's gonna be in the next pinset, alongside Karen + Bigfoot, which is launching next month alongside Mingus (who just had her prototype finished!) :)

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Pops

Pops

PERFORMERS

Jerry Nelson 1980-2002

Matt Vogel 2011-present

DEBUT 1980

Pops is the stage doorman for The Muppet Theatre. He's supposed to greet the guests when they first arrive -- though the nearsighted and forgetful Pops invariably needs to ask "Who're you?" in his slight country accent. Pops was first introduced during the fifth season of The Muppet Show, where he was featured in the Cold Open of each episode. This was a departure from the previous three seasons, which had featured Scooter talking to the guest stars in their dressing room. (No cold open was used before the opening titles during Season 1.) Outside of his expository function in establishing the guest star, Pops appeared three times onstage. First, in the episode 508, he took on the role of Geppetto to perform "Puppet Man" with Pinocchio. He then performed "Once in Love with Amy" with Fozzie in the UK Spot in episode 512. His last onstage appearance was in a sketch where Professor Salamander hypnotized him in episode 520. In The Muppets comic strip, he also took on the responsibilities of running the wardrobe and props departments. His most substantial role was as the owner of the Happiness Hotel in The Great Muppet Caper. He also appeared briefly at the end of the musical number "Scrooge" in The Muppet Christmas Carol. Although barely glimpsed in Muppet Treasure Island, he had a larger role in the video game version, where he runs a clothing store and, as part of a minigame/sidequest, will pay Hawkins if he protects his shop from pirates. After that, Pops wasn't seen for several years. On Muppets Tonight, Bobo the Bear filled the function of greeter, in addition to serving as security guard. However, when The Muppet Theatre re-opened in It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, Pops was back on hand selling tickets. In "Kermit's Story," the first in Roger Langridge's four-issue run of The Muppet Show Comic Book, Pops was seen delivering the mail to the Muppets, including the letter to Kermit that sets off the main plot. He often makes appearances in the comic book. At the end of part 2 of The Muppet Show Comic Book: Muppet Mash, when Calistoga Cleo chooses Pops over Statler or Waldorf, Waldorf says "Well, we knew she preferred older guys", implying that Pops is older than Statler and Waldorf. Pops spoke for the first time since performer Jerry Nelson's retirement in an online behind-the-scenes video for the music video of OK Go's cover of "The Muppet Show Theme." Matt Vogel assumed the role at that point, and has spoken for him again in a 2013 Muppisode (with Gordon Ramsay) and in Muppets Most Wanted. Palisades Toys produced a Pops Action Figure in their ninth and final series of Jim Henson's Muppets Action Figures. FILMOGRAPHY The Muppet Show (all season 5 episodes) The Great Muppet Caper The Muppets Go to the Movies Polaroid commercials The Muppets Take Manhattan The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years A Muppet Family Christmas The Muppet Christmas Carol Muppet Treasure Island Muppet Treasure Island (CD-ROM) Muppets Tonight Episode 101: Michelle Pfeiffer It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa The Muppet Show Theme Music Video Muppisodes (2013) Food Fight! Muppets Most Wanted The Muppets Presentation Pilot "Because... Love‎‎" The Muppets Take the Bowl ↑ hide BOOK APPEARANCES Two for the Show Light on Our Feet! On the Town The Phantom of the Muppet Theater The Muppet Show Comic Book issue #1 - "Kermit's Story" The Muppet Show Comic Book issue #3 - "Gonzo's Story" The Muppet Show Comic Book: The Treasure of Peg-Leg Wilson Part 1 The Muppet Show Comic Book: On the Road Part 3 The Muppets Character Encyclopedia

[mimipuppet]

jon matterson’s charters meeting up for Christmas dinner but almost everyone is just dreading it.

Richie’s on his phone with headphones plugged in texting his friends, Daniel is bugging Richie and trynna open his presents early, Paul is in the kitchen standing around to avoid Boy Jerry and Gary only for him to be dragged into their arguments and to pick a side already he’s also high cause he met up with Emma beforehand and complained to her about the dinner so she gave him her weed, Gary is arguing with Boy Jerry about him minding his own business and why he brought some random ass guy dressed in a cloak to their house that doesn’t talk that carries around an axe and his camp counsellor situationship, Wallace is asking if any of them wants him to send a nuke to someone’s house (he keeps saying he can do it to Max but Richie keeps denying it), Trevor isn’t even there he’s at a friend’s house instead, and at some point that one Ticket Booth Guy that they haven’t heard from since he got that job at Watcher World pops in to try to get any of them to worship the Libs.

[hooked-on-elvis]

ELVIS GIVING ALL THE DOLLAR BILLS HE HAD ON HAND TO A SOLDIER.

The White House trip, late December 1970.

Elvis Presley (1) Army years, ca. 1958 and (2) December 1970.

PLANE TRIP FROM LOS ANGELES TO WASHINGTON D.C. ON DECEMBER 20, 1970. I had to snap into action to work out all the details for Elvis’s return trip to D.C.—lining up our airline tickets, making preboarding arrangements, booking our hotel rooms, and hiring limos to get us to and from the airports. There was no way to do this without spending some more of Elvis’s money — I charged most of it to his American Express card. A short while later, with Sir Gerald [Elvis' favorite Limo driver in L.A., according to Jerry] again at the wheel, we were driving back to LAX. It had occurred to me that we might need some cash during the course of the trip. I didn’t have any (not an unusual situation for me back then) and Elvis didn’t have any, either. All we had was his credit card and a checkbook that I’d found in his desk at Hillcrest. The ever-resourceful Sir Gerald spoke up and said that he knew someone at the Beverly Hilton Hotel who might honor a check for $500 on a Sunday night, so we made the stop there and succeeded in getting the money. Elvis handed it to me for safekeeping. We got to the airport and were the first to board our red-eye flight. As the rest of the passengers boarded we noticed that there were an unusual number of soldiers on the plane — guys coming home from Vietnam who had first stopped in L.A. and were now heading back east to their homes, just in time for Christmas. Many passengers recognized Elvis, and he was cordial with everyone who said hello. Before the plane took off, one of the soldiers came up the aisle to stand next to Elvis and talk with him. He told Elvis what a big fan he was, and Elvis took an interest in the young guy, asking him where he was coming from and where he was heading. I saw that the two were having a very friendly conversation, and my attention drifted after a while. It was refocused when Elvis put a gentle elbow in my ribs. “Where’s that money?” “What money?” I asked. But I’d seen enough of Elvis’s gestures of generosity to suspect what was coming next. “The $500.” “That’s all we’ve got, Elvis.” “You don’t understand—this guy’s just come home from the war. He’s going home to see his family. I want him to have the money.” The soldier got the $500, and I was suddenly in the strange situation of traveling across the country with Elvis Presley, [alone and] absolutely penniless. Excerpt "Me and a Guy Named Elvis: My Lifelong Friendship with Elvis Presley" by Jerry Schilling (2006)

A little something extra to add to this story, something possibly easy to understand, but anyway. Think about today… it's becoming increasingly uncommon to pay for things with real money, we mostly use debit/credit cards - even our cell phones and watches can be used to pay for a purchase. Back in the days there were places that only accepted real currency as a form of payment - it was the 70s. Imagine being alone with Elvis Presley, a guy who wanted everything done as quickly and easily as it could be (TCB), wanting or needing to buy something and you, the only one responsible for him, not having the means to buy it and having to find a way to do it fast, out of nowhere! Jerry really wasn't in an easy position at that moment, but everything turned out just fine.

This is just for illustration purposes. Elvis' money clip.

[confusion-est]

can ticket jerry drop from heaven, I need discord invite and I'm too shy to ask dogman himself

[nenynrawrites]

This will be a very huge post, but you'll love it!! Ah, where do I start...

So, the concert tickets were a gift from my mother for my 20th birthday this year back in April, after I had seen on one hand, that Duff brought out a new record AND did an european tour. I sent her a screenshot of the ticket price after I checked, seeing that it only costs CHF 58.-, which nowadays, is basically nothing.

Cue the day and I'm HYPED!!!! I knew it was going yo be completely else than when I saw him with Guns n Roses last year, because we all know what a softie he is, but also how serious he can be if he needs to be.

James and the Cold Gun: A welsh band that opens for him on the whole european tour and that ROCKED! They played one of their most recent songs called ,,Fragile" (I'll link it) and it was just awesome! The singer had a beautiful voice, their bassist was a beautiful woman that played so nicely, their guitarist reminded me of a young Jerry Cantrell with his hair and the way he played, and their drummer put so much strength into playing his drums, I thought they would break xD

Duff and his band: Once again, they ROCKED, and seeing Duff just enjoy the crowd, entertaining them, haaaa, it was beautiful!! Now, his drummer had some feeling that was just *chef's kiss*, the bassist was sweet, the rhythm guitarist / keyboardist and the lead guitarist were great, and I loved their hats:>

Best thing about this was the fact that where me and my mom stood, which was a ledge you could walk up to, the bands didn't even see us until the light tech turned the lights up to us, and the reactions were so cute, haha^_^

And an extra best thing: The whole crowd was called ,,the best crowd ever" by both James Joseph (the lead singer of James and the Cold Gun) and Duff himself, so I felt very honoured to be part of it😌❤️

Also: I MET MY FIRST ROCKER THERE!!!! So, it was the lead singer James Joseph, 'cause I thought I'd snatch one of their shirts, too. And we were talking, he was wearing a Facelift crop top which looked great, he asked me about my name and even SHOOK MY HAND TWO TIMES!!! before I went on my way and sadly realized too late to ask for a picture, but I was too nervous, I guess. Well, I know they're on a north american tour next, after the european one with Duff, so we'll see if I can get to see them next year and get a picture, too!

In the end I walked away with a shirt from Duff and his Lighthouse LP and a shirt from James and the Cold Gun and a very happy thing to obsess over for the rest of the year:]

Also, I made quick eye comtact with Duff and got a smile AAAAAAH-

Also the link to Fragile

Anyways, here are the pictures and videos:)

[tired-ticket-man]

Hey there barbeque squirrel 😏😏😏

“What.”

[randy-jade-4ever]

feel free to ask joint questions now that randy is awake. could be fun!

[swaprandaljade]

Well wouldn't you like to know it, it's those redesigns! Or whatever. Karen, Randy, Oliver (and extras) will get their own redesigned ref sheets eventually but for now here's Randal and their mismatched crew -☎️

[askthedateables]

Jeremiah you're the chillest viber here. You're my favorite. Can I go in your pocket please please please I can be such a little guy I can be bug sized like a little ANT or cockroach jerry can I pleeeeeeeease

-🃏

"No. Thanks. Also, it's Jerrald. My full name is Jerrald."

[darkbluekies]

GOLDEN TRIAL PT 2 RIGHT HERE PLS ---->🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴🫴I'll just be taking that thank you very much!

HAHA AWWWW

I CAN'T POST IT JUST YET (finishing details etc) BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A TEASER

“You don’t have to be here”, she says. “I can take care of him myself.”

“I don’t trust him”, Edmund mutters angrily and wraps more of the leash around his hand. “He knocked Jerry over when she was guarding him and — fuck it — she is tougher than you. I am not letting him anywhere near you alone.”

“Can you at least let go of the leash?” Hedwig asks. 

Edmund lets it go with great dramatic effect. You sit down on the couch with a thumping heartbeat. Hedwig sits down beside you, turning towards you. Edmund stands behind her, towering over the young woman like a giant, glaring at you. It reminds you of a lioness behind their cub. 

“Are you hungry?” Hedwig asks and looks down at the plate. “I’ve watched my maid cook ever since I was a little child but I don’t have much experience with it myself so I apologize if it isn’t the best.”

“I’m nauseous.”

“Then some sleep will do you good.”

“What train did he talk about? I’m not going on some train!”

“You are”, Edmund says, “and you’re doing it tomorrow morning. In a box.”

You look at him, baffled. “What?”

He looks at you with mockery in his icy blue eyes. “Nobody told you? You’re getting a first class ticket. I heard that they make those wooden boxes are quite comfortable nowadays.”

“I’m not going in some fucking box!”

I HOPE YOU'LL LIKE IT