#but hey! we arent obligated to that!

[eggkevinshouseaton]

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Who said violence isn't allowed on this blog!!! I would care to disagree.

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Small EKQFE (Eggkevins question for eternity) : Do you think any of the characters (BILLY) would have Desktop Destroyer? 😊

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[coronangelic1]

thankful of not being from the usa scared shitless of the fact that if something goes wrong over there it will fuck other countries (including mine)

[yayasvalveplay]

https://www.tumblr.com/yayasvalveplay/772324490186211328/the-miners-in-transformers-one-probably-arent?source=share

I can only think of whoever they encounter first on the surface whether that be Alpha Trion or the High Guard just laying into the rest of the group on how could they bring a carrying mech up here? Don't they know how dangerous it is?

The miners including the one who's sparked up: What. What are you talking about?

The hit of suprise parenthood to both D-16 and Orion when they were following the exact script of sire and carrier subconsciously: increased sex drive so sparkling has plenty of transfluid to grow big and strong, wanting to stick together even more than they already were, and Orion was even feeling queasy in the mornings.

Imagine having to explain to someone who's 9 months pregnant and showing that their stomach isn't just doing that for funzies, there's a baby in there.

I imagine that Optimus got thrown into sub level 50 when he was 4 months pregnant. And he and the rest of the gang survived on the surface for about 5 months.

They learned the trains were carrying energon, thanks to theirs flipping over, crashing. (D-16 curling around Orion protectively) only giving them a single box, that the 3 (Orion tried, but D-16 snapped at him that he couldn't and that he was injured. He wasnt.) carried

They spent their time walking, trying to outrun the Quintizons and the elite guards. Along the way and night cycles Dee and Orion would end up fragging, quietly as the other slept. Dee getting a 'kink' of keeping his transfluid inside Orion, and Orion always obliged.

Keeping his modesty pannel closed once they were done, saying in the morning theyd drain it, but when it came time. Nothing came out, so they just kept doing it. And soon Orions belly was getting bigger, they had to slow down, taking constant breaks, or Dee just carrying him.

And they were doing so well until.

"Hey this one isn't going into stasis lock."

"What are you doing? What have you done with them!?"

"Wouh. Calm down. We arnt going to harm ya. We just need you lot unconscious. Can't have you finding our secret- your carrying."

" I'm what?"

And this is where they find the high guard. Seekers are immediately on Orion, checking him over, doting on him, getting him a soft place to sit next to Starscream (because really that's the only place this small bot won't get stepped on) who is just looking him over worriedly.

Getting everyone else activated Starscream starts railing on them on how they've been treating their carrier. Malurished(as they had to ration, and even as Orion took more because he was getting hungrier.) And starving. At least the Sires been keeping up with the transfluid donations, but still that gives them no excuse to take this carrier out of the safety of Iacon. They have been lucky, supper fragging lucky to have been found by them and not Sentinels gang.

And it's here they learn about how crappy Sentinel is. "That can't be true."

"Want to see for yourself little one." Cue Ravage spying on them, and the feed coming back to Soundwave who gives them all the feed back.(since this is still early, not even close to the story happening. There is no fear of miners getting overworked. Yet. But it's enough to have Dee raging and wanting to fight. He still gets his fight with Starscream, but it's not violent since no t-cog.

The others learn what it I'd meant to be a high guardsmen. As Orion is supper close to emergency, they don't want to leave the safety of the High guards, so they become scouts. They also learn what sex/safe sex and pregnancy is.

When emergency day comes. Orion has the help of high guard medics. The birthing is rough but soon, there is a little protoform, wailing, cold to the new world, and when placed on Orions chassis, he holds his baby close and just cries. He's been carried in his forge for 9 months making him suffer. And he decided to look exactly like his sire.

But it truely is a happy day for everyone,, mostly.

"Hey. We got a problem."

"What kind?"

"Airachnia kind, seen very close."

"Get these mechs to the emergancy base.

Where is that. Uhh supper close to where the primes were killed.

And hell wouldn't you know. Alpha Trion is still alive. And are those bots without their T-cogs. That will not do.

Starscream? Why are you crying? Oh yes, of course big old hug. Oh and Is that a sparkling. He hasn't seen them in. How long has he been in stasis?

Alpha Trion joins the party.

[larrythefloridaman]

I am not a prismdani guy in the sense that I dont think that could ever have a happy ending even in theory without altering or disrespecting their characters in some essential way and i dont think a fully tragic and fucked up ending for a character like dani with no light at the end of the tunnel really suits cpuk's tone or themes in the grand scheme of things

but i am in the sense that i understand and am compelled by it in like a horror movie way.

In a 'dear god dani get the hell out of there' way.

In a 'hey that scene in orange looked almost like a date before the arm thing, (the most flagrantly horrifying red flag yet at that point and what made most of us fully turn on her after some hesitation about fully condemning her when she gave cobalt a crisis instead of advice and shoved folk and treuse around before the Kicker that was her killing crimson onstage) that, as a flashback, was immediately preceded by Crimson (literally a walking red flag that somethings deeply wrong in Prism's metaphorical house, Noone Really Acts Like That For No Reason,) asking what Prism's been doing and saying and followed within said flashback by Quadratic (Mr. Character Arc Revolves Around Healing From A Relationship With A Character He Goes On To Explicitly Compare Prism To) carefully soft-confronting Prism so as not to make a scene while checking in with Dani to make sure shes okay and to let Prism know he has his eyes on her and isnt afraid to bluntly and unambiguously leak information to the audience she wants to keep secret while theyre on camera so she better not pull any shit' way.

In a 'the butchest girl twitter can handle without getting scared and me, the sunshiney eccentric femme she serves and obeys onesidedly like a dog, her own character subsumed into an aesthetically cute complimentary nonthreatening opposition to mine :) (dani cannot bring herself to admit shes grown afraid of setting her off or disappointing her or disobeying and being made to feel that oppressive crush of obligation as Prism manipulates her, struggling to realize and process the idea that Prism is a threat to her because an Abuser™️ (as per popular cultural portrayal) is supposed to be an obviously evil physically threatening bastard mcbadguy not a 5'0" nothing bible camp counselor that uses pressure, guilt, information control and other such tactics to creep into your thoughts to rewire your behavior to her liking if you don't have the means to reject what she imposes on you.) look at us we share a character flaw we're foils arent we charming :)' kinda way.

[laithraihan]

Hey I really love your art - I wanted to ask if you use references from anywhere specific.

Also, have you considered the idea of Reigan becoming Minori's Guardian Ad Litem? I agree that Reigans not exactly the kind of person to make the most responsible father (at least where we leave him in the show) but I could totally imagine him becoming her guardian for some legal reason.

He's really the only adult she'd know to trust outside her father.

I can imagine they're put a whole court case together with Reigan as her guardian just for legal reasons and they win, and then Minori's like. "Oh shit where do I go? Guess your my guardian for real now." And Reigan is like.

What?

Thank you 🫶💜 hmm well for pose references including clothing etc I just get them from google stock images, I generally try to avoid making the pose too similar to the images I see so I sometimes draw in different angles (honestly most of the time I struggle looking up references because I cant find a picture in a specific angle I want, so I go with my intuition even if it's wrong), honestly google is probably the place I rely on the most for this. Like if I forget what a shoe looks like then I'll just google it.

If you're talking about where I got inspiration for my art style (or what I look to get ideas for my art etc) I'd say the major ones for me are ONE's sketches on twitter (especially his shaky lineart and how he draws eyes), early episodes of Detective Conan (clothing folds, color choices sometimes, body proportions like the chest being pointed etc), Revolutionary Girl Utena (also clothing and body proportions), FLCL (I have no idea what parts of it influenced my art but I feel like it's an obligation to list it here)

Uhh for the fun drawings that require more effort I'd say music is inevitably the most important part of it. 99% of the time my drawings that arent plain sketches are modeled after a specific song I listen to (primarily from ZARD but other artists too although not as often) even then I think my sketches are still influenced by ZARD somehow. Wait I completely forgot to mention I also look up images of ZARD on Pinterest for poses or just... to draw anything honestly. Theres a good number of pictures of her in various angles (I remember one of her photographers said she was very photogenic so most of her pictures are very casual as if a camera wasn't present) I think it's good to look at them if you are looking for something natural. Just looking up "Izumi Sakai" there will give you results.

For text placement/colors/vibe/whatever I like to look at old media I grew up with like MADs, shitty websites made in the 90s/2000s, old anime subtitled in Arabic (I have plenty of DVDs with anime dubbed/subbed in Arabic that I have no idea where we got them from, I assume it's all pirated. Anime openings/endings in Arabic also have very poor aesthetics when it comes to logo placement/text color/text animation/etc but that's exactly why I like them) I also have a Pinterest board with outdated ZARD edits that I look at often while drawing. For image textures or backgrounds I use this website. If I struggle with art block or don't know how to draw a specific thing I also look at everything I previously listed and reference from there. Anyways I talked a Lot but hopefully I could help with that.

As for Reigen being a guardian .... I never considered it seriously but I think he could pull it off. He'll definitely make mistakes but he could succeed if he had a daughter. I just have to kill off Minori's real dad or something and it'll work. The only problem would be that Minori has to live with the fact that her new father is broke and unable to spend thousands of dollars for her every week.

[theglitchywriterboi]

T.V. viewers: "Hey we want this"

Screenplay writers: "We do too"

Actors: "So do we"

Directors: "Us too"

Showrunners: "Same"

Everyone who works on T.V. shows: "Yeah we want that too"

Studio exec: "FUCK YOU NO SEASON TWO UNLESS IT GETS ONE BILLION VIEWS FIRST FIVE SECONDS IT BEING ON [& NO WE WILL NOT SPEND OUR PRECIOUS MONEY TO PROMOTE YOUR STUPID THING. IF IT IS WORTH A BILLION VIEWS IT WILL GET A BILLION VIEWS W/O NEEDING TO INFORM PEOPLE OF ITS EXISTENCE]. SEASONS ONLY TWO ONE HOUR EPISODES & IF GOD FORBID YOUR PUNY SHOW MAKES IT A FEW SEASONS IN, WE SHALL BE CANCELLING BEFORE SEASON FOR OR CHANGING THE NAME SO WE ARENT OBLIGATED TO PAY YOU YOUR DUES !!! AND FOR MY LAST ACT, NO ORIGINAL SHOWS REBOOT REBOOT REBOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT !!! & NO WOKENESS UNLESS ITS TWO SECONDS & EASY TO CUT/MISS & DOESN'T AT ALL LEND ANYTHING TO THE STORY BUT MAKES THE STUPID MINORITIES FLOCK TO US"

Everyone involved in the making/viewing process who actually cares about it: "What the fuck why are you doing this none of us want it to work like this"

People who didn't know about the show until it was cancelled: "Wait what I would've loved watching this, I follow the [studio] accounts & never got any ads for this wtf :((("

[aemiron-main]

hey dude why dont u just stop shitting on bi mike truthers and in return bi mike truthers will stop shitting on gay mike truthers and we can all just be fucking happy w out u starting shit

i get ur pissed but making posts abt is just making it worse arent u an adult how cant u see that

ppl like u r the reason the byler fandom is like ... weird now

hey anon how about it’s my damn blog and I’ll do whatever the hell i want. Go back to twitter if you want to whine about what other people post and try to monitor their posts.

I am an adult. I’m also having fun posting my opinion on my blog. I don’t care if it’s making things “worse” if making posts about analysis & criticizing analysis techniques is making things worse then i guess im here to fuck shit up 🫡🫡🫡🫡

bro people like me are the reason the byler fandom is less weird now. people like me are the reason we can have discussions about mike & eating disorders/other content that’s In The Show that byler tumblr previously deemed Morally Reprehensible And Must Be Swept Under The Rug. If people like james and stav and i just shied away from discourse, byler tumblr would still be having a fit over the word “hose” even being whispered.

Anyway! Nobody has to follow me, i don’t care at all about any notions of “keeping the peace on byler tumblr” because i am one guy with a blog who is doing whatever the hell he wants on said blog. Take your entitlement elsewhere, nobody’s obligated to cease their own posting because you think it makes byler tumblr “weird”. I’m here to make things weird! Block me if you don’t like it!

[pxssyboyares]

met up with a friend from tumblr. he was having a really rough time. some bad luck, etc. i offered to meet him in a nearby city and for us to have a weekend hangout, meet up with anyone else he wanted to. we had been a little flirty but nothing serious.

he arrived and wanted to smoke and have some drinks. he then mentioned his back was a bit sore from the bus ride so i offered to help him crack it. to do so i had to straddle him while he was prone and i asked permission to do so. when done i just stayed there. he was wearing leggings. i was wearing slacks. i knew he felt my hard on. i slid my hands along his arms till i got to his hands and then just started slowly grinding. i then moved my lips to his ear and he moaned.

i flipped him over and went down on his tdick until he was a babbling mess and then i just rawed him. at one point i told him i was close and he just sunk his teeth into my shoulder and whimpered and begged for me to come inside him and i happily obliged.

hey anon why arent u doing this to me rn??? this was the first thing i read this morning and have been thinking about it ever since.

what i wouldn’t give to have a pretty boy give me a sensual massage that ends in him coming inside me

[god-has-entered-my-body]

hey I have nothing cool or interesting to say, I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate your writing!!

mpind has helped me figure out my gender identity in some weird way I can’t even explain it haha

But anyways, since everything on my timeline is so negative rn like wdym you think 75blr is boring and you demand more smut?? what is that I just wanted to say that I love every single 75blr writer so much you guys probably know this already but you aren’t obligated to post everyday?? just write when you feel like it, being on tumblr is not a job it’s supposed to be a hobby, don’t pressure yourselves I’m just rambling now sorry anyways love to all writers on 75blr BIG FAT HUG

youre actually the fucking sweetest person ever im going to sob.

The fact that MPIND has helped you figure out your gender identity is mental to me but happy i could help?? id love to know how if youre comfortable sharing its rlly interesting to me🙏🏻

All the kind words directed at 75blr authors are so so so true we write as a hobby not as a job (even if it does feel like it sometimes) and i know i personally havent posted something in a while and im genuinely sorry but the words just arent there xx (I will try to post tmr though!!)

youre a legend, im naming you legend anon if you do ever decide to come back❤️

hope youre well darling, have a wonderful day xx

[nahalism]

another anon but do you think we can develop feelings or even fall in love with someone we never met irl but who weve spoken to for long days and nights i am speaking days, weeks, months. because some say we can and some say its falling in love with a fantasy but i dont know…? getting to know someones mind before knowing their body-yes in a way- but does it make it less real-not love? curious about what you think

love x

hey angel <3. i absolutely think you can be in love with, or fall in love with, someone you haven't met in person. when it comes to long distance situations, because you aren't physically with the person, i feel like the usual 'senses' you use to understand someone, or bond with them, are heightened, & without some of the superficial things that people use to connect getting in the way, theres more room to go deep when building a connection and actually get to the core of who you are as individuals. (something we as a human collective are sorely missing).

however, there are definitely drawbacks and things to consider. — 1) its easy to be vulnerable and get along with someone you've never had to deal with in person on a daily basis. when you exist in a bubble or isolated from the practical aspects of reality, its easy to hold space and seek refuge in one another. but when the pressures on, can you actually do that with them in real life? for example, how does this person function or fit into your actual day to day? are you compatible when it comes to how you keep your homes, how you organise yourselves, your friends, your family, your work, your obligations to self and others? — also 2) something to b careful of when doing ldr online, is that some people find it easier to open up to strangers than people they actually know. its easier for them to be them away from where they are actually being them. more often than not there are actual real life steps such people need to take that they arent taking, so they substitute the work they should do with a comfort blanket (the ldr). it can also speak to a level of someones desire to compartmentalise their romantic relationships. this isnt always the case!!! sometimes people just live far away from the person they were meant to meet and fall in love with. but ive seen it a lot. so if the majority of their past relationships have been long distance or with someone who is physically estranged from them and the communities they frequent in some way ... consider it an amber flag and maybe think about how you'd go about being in and working through a relationship with someone that has a complicated attachment style.

aside from that, you should be good. remember not to wait too long before meeting them!! and make sure your happy with them and not just happy to have someone! im not trying to scare u, cause i believe in the power of long distance. just keep ur eyes open, be prudent, weigh up the difference. im wishing u lots of luck and love with this, i hope it blossoms into something beautiful! <3

[amysubmits]

Hey Amy, I hope you are doing well..

I am kindly asking for advice. My Daddy and I arent really doing the best on term of mental health, nothing truly major but we are both not okay.. As a result of personal issues and my health isnt at its finest and we both have been having a hard time with the whole Palestinian war thing. Unfortunately we are in a long distance relationship, so we can't really get together and try to support or embrace one another physical wise. We do talk openly about our problems and hurting but I am not sure what more can I do for my Daddy whilst being away and not being super well myself, I kinda feel like I am not giving him or doing my best for him and its really bothering me the feeling of almost being in less service to him.

Hopefully you understand my point of view being a sub yourself.. And thank you in advance.

Hey Anon,

I'm sorry that you are both struggling. I imagine that not being able to be together in person makes that extra challenging. It's awesome that you're talking openly about your problems so that you both know what is going on with each other. It sounds to me like you're both doing what you can, and you're communicating about where you're at, you just are feeling like you "should" be able to give more because you typically would be able to give more. I think realistically though, you're doing what you can right now, and are having a hard time of resetting your own expectations for yourself to meet your current abilities. It's easy to feel like if you would/could do X on another day, then you should be able to do that thing anyday. I don't know where you're from, but here in the US and in lots of other places in the world, I feel like society sort of sets us up to feel like we should be machine-like in that way. That we should be able to work 8 hours a day 5 days a week year-round, and that our 2 day weekend should be enough for us to engage in our hobbies, socialize with friends, deep clean our houses and start over fresh again each monday as reliably as clockwork. But realistically, humans don't operate like clockwork, we aren't machines, and our capacity changes day to day, week to week, etc. So if we try to maintain the same level of productiveness or emotional labor or what not, every single day and ignore our changes in our emotional energy or just energy in general, we'll end up hurting ourselves and burning out. My guess is that if you reasonably could do 'more' to support your Daddy right now, you already would have done it...but you're in a place where just getting through the "musts" of every day like cooking and working and so on to keep your own life going is leaving you pretty spent and so you don't have "extra" to use to try to cheer him up, and the same thing for him in reverse. And that isn't a failure of you or of him or of your feelings for each other. The fact that you're keeping that open line of communication so you both are aware of what is going on is a big deal. My advice would be to keep talking about where you're at, so that nobody has room for doubts. It may also help to outright 'confess' that you find yourself wishing you could do more for him or like you could make him feel better but you know you can't. Keep trying to take care of yourselves amd maybe double-check your daily or weekly schedules to make sure that everything you're giving your energy to currently really is essential and there really isn't any space to cut yourselves slack or give yourselves a break. If you do find that you could make space in some way like backing out of a social obligation that isn't really essential or if you have some flexibility in what is expected of you at work so you can cut back or something, that might give you more space to change that energy over into doing some form of selfcare like engaging in a hobby that can help reenergize you to eventually be able to give more to each other. But if you really don't have anything you can adjust, it may just require patience to wait on life to naturally cut you a break. Or if it's a more longterm/chronic situation where one or both of you is regularly left without anything to give, professional mental health help might be needed, or a job change or other major change might be needed so you aren't overdoing it so regularly. But from your ask it sounds more temporary.

I hope the phase passes quickly so you can get back to how you guys prefer to be able to care for each other. :)

[neosappho]

divinity in my sights too far beyond my grasp decay near immediate is courtesy or fear my mask?

with solitude surrounding what do i lose to ask these chains ive forged myself is courtesy or fear my mask?

i saw a very gorgeous woman while i was getting lunch today and i was consumed by the dichotomy of thought of how beautiful i thought she was and how i most likely will never see her again.

this complete stranger who has occupied a part of my brain (a small part, but a part nonetheless) for most of a day might as well no longer exist. because we are perfect strangers and the odds of us running into each other again are astronomically low. kizmet rarely strikes twice.

hell it wasnt even kizmet, i was hungry and she was simply at her place of work. we didnt meet, i told her what toppings i wanted on my burrito. why am i still thinking about her 16 hours later?????

it would have cost me nothing to complement her tattoos or just say “i think youre really pretty. i hope you have a good day” but i didnt say anything. i excused my inaction with the guise of courtesy. “she’s literally at work right now. she doesnt want someone to give her a compliment out of nowhere.” “theres no way she would be interested, so anything i could say would just make things immensely awkward.” “hey creep, you arent owed her attention, nor are you socially obligated to give your opinion on a complete stranger”

the mask was both courtesy and fear apparently

[midwestgender]

yall really dont want to admit that some ppl are just annoying. they aint problematic or anything they are just Annoying like sorry <3 im allowed to not like people because i simply dont like their vibes 

[oddlittlestories]

This would be so much fun as Hilson

and in either direction

Funeral Director!Wilson x Florist!House

Wilson as the person dealing with death, taking family issues in stride etc etc, an obligation he owes to death and life and moving on—but he can never move on. And House as the florist, always bringing in new life. Always solving or discovering things in a clever way. Growing his own breeds of flowers to look funky and strange, and ordering new stuff from across the world. Being so good with flowers and bouquets that even though he's grouchy he's famous enough to usually have a good clientele.

We have a deal where I always provide flowers for your processions so you’re always over and we both have a steady flow of business. Hey, whatever works for the winter months

I can so see House saying something like this. He and Wilson end up as friends, and now that they work together, House is always coming up with excuses to get Wilson over. Interrupting funerary consults the same way he'd interrupt cancer consults.

'House, I'm with a client!'

'Well, they're not getting any deader.'

you say you need a bouquet for your sibling and my first thought is they died and I feel so bad for you until you clarify it’s for their graduation

I'm not really much of a younger!AU kind of person, but there are several of you I can imagine having a field day with this prompt.

The fuck-you bouquet thing floating around tumblr. pls. that is amazing please find it and write that

Wilson has to get flowers for someone he absolutely hates / was a dick to him, but being Wilson, doesn't want to be rude. So House makes him a loathing bouquet & Wilson gets to know he said "fuck you" via flowers with the target none the wiser (at least for now…)

I always see you tending to flowers during the day it must be so nice to be surrounded by life instead of the weird smell funeral parlors have

Wilson draw in to House's sparkling flower world, to the idea of not being beholden to people and death and grief but getting to live in a world of color and light instead…

arent you dying in that suit??? it’s summer???

House: I didn't know heatstroke was the new fad. But with that suit, you're at the top of the trend.

Wilson: I'm a funeral director. I can't exactly show up to work in shorts and sandals.

you need flowers for a funeral but I’m in the middle of prom/wedding season and I’m such a mess so you help out in the crazy mess

House is overwhelmed and Wilson shows up for flowers. Wilson realizes he needs help, and House feels pressured, so House starts telling him exactly what to do to help out. (Also Wilson is really good with paperwork, and helps House with that at the end of the day. House dozing off with his spectacles and Wilson gently tugging the documents out of his hands to get them done.)

OR

Florist!Wilson x Funeral Director!House

House as the person dealing with death, because he doesn't really see it that way. He finds the preparation interesting and the dealing with families exhausting, but he's insightful and can take care of even the hardest cases, so people come to him from all over (usually). And Wilson, despite being surrounded by flowers, is *still* submerged in obligation. Takes on too many orders and works late and extra hard to get everything done by everyone's deadlines. Doesn't like to say no to even difficult special requests. Mostly focuses on traditional blooms and bouquets, and follows instructions to such a close degree that he has some of the best flowers around, maybe the best.

Also, not a prompt listed here, but when they first meet, House would totally come up with reasons to "check up on" the bouquets or order flowers he doesn't need just to spend extra time with Wilson.

Funeral director + florist across the street AU?

This sounds fun!!

We have a deal where I always provide flowers for your processions so you’re always over and we both have a steady flow of business. Hey, whatever works for the winter months

you say you need a bouquet for your sibling and my first thought is they died and I feel so bad for you until you clarify it’s for their graduation

The fuck-you bouquet thing floating around tumblr. pls. that is amazing please find it and write that

I always see you tending to flowers during the day it must be so nice to be surrounded by life instead of the weird smell funeral parlors have

arent you dying in that suit??? it’s summer???

the goth-looking one is the florist, the sunshine child is the funeral director

you need flowers for a funeral but I’m in the middle of prom/wedding season and I’m such a mess so you help out in the crazy mess

we’re both struggling financially at the moment because no one’s died lately and it’s the dead of winter

I hope these work for you!!~Mod Karissa

[friedbreadwombat]

Insanity is substantially better than dumbassery, fucks.

[thatdeadaquarius]

Was reading thru ur answered asks again (also hey lol i CAME BACK--) and like. Oh my god. It gave me The Most Idea.

So you get isekaied to Teyvat right? They hear your og language, they revere every single worf from your mouth, yadda yadda yadda. But like. How does SLANG AND THE OTHER ASPECTS OF UR OG LANGUAGE translate. I am having VERY heavy flashbacks to Pokemons "jelly filled donuts".

So like-- for example: (this is the first one that came to my head dont judge me i am tumblr trash) (lets also assume that traveler has perfect understanding of ur language and slang and all the nuances of it)

Lets say you and the traveler were hanging out with some of the Vision holders, and the traveler had some shenanigans and pranks or something planned. After they pull their shit, you say "i hate you so much (affectionate)". Which kind of throws the Vessels in for a loop because like-- their god literally just said they HATED someone. And hate is a PRETTY STRONG WORD. So they should DEFINITELY strike them down for catching their gods ire but-- AFFECTIONATE????? how does one hate someone affectionately???????? Does this mean their god hates the traveler but decided to recind their hate last second? Is it some form of Divine and Holy emotion that cannot be described by the mere words of their language????

Meanwhile youre just there vibin and having a blast with the traveler while you casually give them a philosophical crisis AHAHAHA

Another example is shortened words-- because i know teyvat doesnt have shit like "ily" or "omg" or "lmao" or "fyi" or "brb". Because honestly, without the cultural knowledge and background of the internet, these sets of letters are just fucking GIBBERISH.

And i know that like-- i know enough internet slang abbreviations that i can literally just talk in jumbles of letters, so how in the WORLD would the vessels interpret that? Because its very clear that their god is just using the letters of their language, HELL they might even use Teyvatian letters so what in the world are they saying????

So theyd just hear a convo between the traveler and reader thats like:

Reader: traveler, i gtg asap; tldr i forgot some stuff back in the cr brb

Traveler: wait fr?

Reader: yeah fr

Traveler: lol f

Reader: (sighs) ffs man-- anyways brb for real

Traveler: cya

And the vessels are just watching the exchange like "huh?? What????? What just happened here??????" And theyre just wondering if they used teyvatian to talk in the "divine language of the gods" but nah-- yall are just dickin around AHAHA

Hey, so it came to my attention some of this was AAVE, and while i am southern so things like "ya'll" got included w/o me thinking - thats not an excuse for me to use this as a white person.

so if you wouldnt mind letting me please know if i do this as we talk abt language more and more - i do not want to repeat shit like this again.

I'm genuinely sorry to any black readers out there.

I've personally seen and cringed with you when I see imagines/reader things that assume a white person as default,

All I can do in ur eyes is promise that I am actively putting a stop to my ignorance of things like AAVE, and ask for forgiveness (which you arent obligated to give, never feel that way).

So with that in mind, read the ask below with caution, although it has since been edited.

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ITS YOU!! >:D

A treat for ur ask my liege 🤲🍪✨️

I think u were literally the first asker after my first SAGAU/Isekai language brainrot post!! Omg u came back with a banger LMAO

What in the public menace is this...

(Gif is traveler and u pranking bitches)

Traveler knowing our world + language + SLANG?? INTERNET?? is SUCH A CONCEPT

So much room for inside jokes

I absolutely love the first one u said about phrases these days/gen z ig? slang

Its like so dramatic now that i think about it

Hate / love / dead / die / just straight up threats towards ur friends as affection or if theyre annoying u 😭

So many explicitives that make it hit harder too "go fucking die, my love <3"

^^^Or yeah like contradictions lol

♤

I think it was @nexylaza (srry abt the tag!) who replied to one of my earlier asks about blunt language how that might sound like to Teyvatians like ur emotions sound more extreme than what u actually feeling (which makes sense ur literally using hate = mildly dislike LMAO)

Same situation here like what u said ^^^

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(Ok i did lovely Aether awhile back so we'll go w/ Lumine this time! <3 u Aether!!)

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*idk at an event/party for your arrival or something, and ya hungry fucks r hoarding the buffet table lol 🍻

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You: "Shut the fuck up Lumine-"

Lumine: "Why r u pouring ur drink like ur in a earthquake lmao? Shaky hands lol"

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*The immediate area of people around you go dead silent

*Lumine laughs

💀💀!!

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Lumine: "Your gonna miss our cups LMAO"

You: "Bitch!" (u grinnin too lol)

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*the whole rooms now quiet ���

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Lumine: "Don't spill- 🤣"

You: "I fucking hate you u whore <3"

(And u give the most genuine like abt to laugh smile🥰 )

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*...a confused and kinda scared tension fills the room lol

*So poor Noelle, is like, oh. my. god. Creator is that upset with Lumine?? I must try to see what happened, how I can help! I dont remember Lumine doing anything bad to them! Shes wonderful y u do this to her 🥲

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Noelle: "Uh, um, e-excuse me? Is every-everything al-alright, Y-y-your Majesty?"

You: "Huh? Yeah why??"

Noelle: "...w-well..."

UR FACE LIKE "😗?" LMFAO

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*The room is staring at Lumine, in a mix of like shock, fear, and a little admiration for taking ur hate?? mood swing??? so well,,

theyre just waiting on Noelle to get an answer from you as to why you hate someone u seemed to care so much about, esp since they were ur first vessel 💀

look what you did their poor hearts u gonna give them a heart attack soon

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Noelle: "A-a-a-a-are y-y-you s-sure??"

SHE IS SWEATIN

You: "🤨🤨??"

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*Lumine finally notices why theyre all quiet and kinda concerned looking, bc u sure as hell wouldnt 😭 (i mean it is normal speech for u)

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And Lumine's like: "No Noelle we're all good! It's just how Your Grace's home world, er, speaks for slang? Its overexagerated purposely dont worry love"

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*Im sure they dont all believe her (or even you if u tell them 😭) and are just like,, REALLY NERVOUS CHUCKLING WHILE LIKE SWEATING-

And it takes a good like 10 minutes for the conversations to start getting back to their volume again, and they all still are looking over their shoulder checking on you guys 😰

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(U did pour drinks w/o spillin tho🍻)

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THE TEXTING SLANNGGG

Ok, but u and Lumine would fucking write letters to people, and being the little shits pranksters u are,

(Bc u kno Teyvat dont got nothing else bc we're in the medival ages, besides having cameras- 🙄 )

And u guys r constantly-

"oh yes yes, that sounds all well and good Keqing, please inform the Qixing that I'll be there ASAP"

AND THEN-

"oh haha, silly me, i forgot that only Lumine/you get that stuff, sorryyyy 😋!!!"

SOME PUBLIC MENACES LMFAO PLEASE

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And it just spreads to ALLLL the official documents u write or literally any letters sent to anybody-

And everyone else is feeling like the friend that got sacrificed to walk in the grass instead of the sidewalk 💀💀

While also being like "??¿?¿??? 🥲🥲😀😀???"

Is this ancient code?? Why does Lumine get to know it??

Why dont the like??? really old deities understand it??!!

But then nerds like Tighnari, Albedo, Alhaitham, Zhongli, Sucrose, Ayaka, Kokomi, Xingqiu, Childe, Yanfei, Shenhe, Kazhua, Sara, Ayato, Heizou, Cyno, Kaeya

Try to "solve" the letters or slang, poor things and not a single one of them gets it (y did u do this to them lmao)

(God i finally looked at a character list so i wouldnt leave anyone out, but theres so many of these fucks by now help)

^^^But all these ppl try to solve it in different ways/for different reasons that im too lazy to type out individually, u can see it right??

Some see this as an ancient scholarly code thing, some of them think of it like a rlly hard puzzle, and some just rlly want to put the mental effort into knowing/not being left out 😭😭

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And if anybody happens to see some letter exchanges w/ Lumine or like any written responses, you do not. stop. using. text slang. back to back.

(Like what u put in the ask💀)

And its so miserable for those characters mentioned especially, bc they look like scrambled letters 😭

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Honestly them seeing u two talk to each other via letters just proves that the letters even mean anything at all to them, bc how did u understand each other, otherwise???!!

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(No one would ever realize u guys were fucking around unless u told them 💀)

✨️Sorry✨️this✨️isnt✨️that✨️great✨️i✨️just✨️wanted✨️ to✨️ expand✨️ on✨️ what ✨️u ✨️already ✨️had ✨️nothing ✨️new✨️ 🧚🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♀️

I felt feral and out of it when i wrote this, i literally dont remember a single word i typed on that bullet list..

SO i still have asks/requests im gonna answer but i will be posting my follower event poll!! CLICK ME :) ♡

Yall get to choose what i write about for some posts :D

(You can be a new follower!)

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BTW

UR SO BIG BRAIN SMART 2ND RANDOM U EVEN THOUGHT ABT TEYVATIAN LETTERS GETTING INCLUDED ADHJSLALASLL

WHAT A GENIUS

I hope my shit writing was somewhat ok of a reply to read to pay u back for that great idea lol

Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡the beloveds

@karmawonders