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Only 20 minutes into Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and I'm already mildly annoyed that Astrid misused the term trauma bonding and someone else said "troll" instead of "trawl".
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Hi. What do you get out of doing this.
The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say "poor unfortunate soul". What do you mean she's stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away
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Do you ship it?
reason: They’re both such little geeks that would be such good friends with each other :) not a strictly romantic ship, they could have feelings for each other and be all awkward, or they could just be buds working through shared experiences of the paranormal and growing up.
#nope#one wirt is with a woc and it's decent representation#for another dipper is adorable with Pacifica
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Wait, people think the Cinemasins writers are serious?
#they parody people who nitpick movies#if you feel attacked... consider why that is bro#idk what to tell you#cinemasins#obvious troll is obvious
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Warner Bros will keep making Harry Potter media but not renew Sesame Street, a franchise that has done more public good than HP ever did. We are in hell.
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reddit cracking down on any positive discussion of luigi mangione, including banning posts that include his manifesto and banning expressions of positive feelings towards that ceo’s death, is certainly a Choice
took them years to ban r/jailbait and r/incels. subreddits like r/theredpill are still up. there are multiple subreddits dedicated to highly sexualised misogyny. there are subs filled with images of women, posted without their consent for men to wank to.
but hey who gives a shit when the victims are women and not ceos right
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in a perfect world i never have to say a single word ever
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Shut up, wallet. You know you don't speak unless you're spoken to.
in a perfect world i never have to say a single word ever
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I've taken dumps worth more than you 🫵🤣
#TheDapperExecutive
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Males exist to serve women. They're just not good for ANYTHING else. women are Superior. We all know this.
#TheDapperExecutive
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I need to take a dump and smoosh your worthless male face in it. That's still too good for you, a useless xy.
27M Bi Switch
Not my first rodeo here 😏
Open to pretty much all kinks
Snap is same as my blog name
MDNI 🔞
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If a scrote makes this face, slap it. Put him in his place: beneath you and all women.
The pouty brat face is always sexy. Train her to make this face on command, and cane her ass if she does not do it immediately.
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That's right, male, you will SERVE like a father. You aren't good for anything but bringing home a paycheck and chores. That's literally all. As nature intended!
Treating her like a child
When I met her she told me she was not into DDlg. She said that she did not think of me as a father figure and she did not want to adopt the DDlg dynamic. That has not stopped me from treating her like a child though.
DDlg is sexy, because it accentuates and celebrates the age gap. It makes the age gap kinky. The girl gets treated like a child in many ways, and she is expected to behave like one too, including the way she dresses, and speaks. She gives up her autonomy to her daddy, and just like a child, she needs to ask for permission for things. In return, the daddy loves and protects her, and is deeply connected to her emotionally. She becomes very dependent on him for his guidance, protection, love, emotional support and physical protection. She becomes co-dependent and needy. All these things are very sexy and deeply rewarding to both people.
First off, the age gap between us is large, more than 20 years. That alone is a turn on for me. I love the idea of such a young beautiful girl giving herself completely to me. It makes me feel like the luckiest guy in the world. I love her young face and her sexy body. I love the energy she has, and I enjoy seeing the world anew through her first time experience of things.
Here are some other ways I treat her like a child:
She must ask for permission to spend any money (other than buying herself lunch, gas or gifts for me). Everything else needs my prior approval, just like a child.
She must ask permission to use the bathroom when she is around me. If others are present, she has to whisper it in my ear. She must do it in a certain way, using the words “please may I use the bathroom”. Lately, I have added the phrase “because I am a dumb little bimbo” to her bathroom requests. I did this just to humiliate her. It turns me on every time she says it.
I pick out her clothes for her. Certainly her underwear which happens every day. But also the rest of her outfit if I feel so inclined. Sometimes I will take her clothes out and put them on the bed for her so she knows what to wear.
I spank her and punish her for bad behavior. She knows that when she acts out, or talks back, there will always be punishment in response. She must watch what she says to me, be careful with her words and with her temper. I have told her that the next punishment she gets, she is going to have to spend time in the corner for me. I will punish her with the cane, then send her to the corner to think about it, then finish the punishment with the cane. I want her to feel humiliated in the corner, just like a child.
She must ask permission before having any alcoholic drink.
I order for her in restaurants, both her food and her drinks. She must ask my permission to order what she wants from the menu, so that I know what her preference is. Once I decide, I talk to the waiter and place the order.
Sometimes I have her wear a bow in her hair. This is me adopting DDlg themes without calling them out specifically. I love to see her with a pretty little bow, like a child would wear.
Maybe when she reads this, she will be more open to adopting more overt DDlg themes. We will see.
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