#but here we are cause its too hot to wear like anything outside ew

[the-kipsabian]

it took me a lot to wear this out today, but i got to work with it so we doing yay

[cherryatiny]

𝐀𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐳: 𝐒/𝐎 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦

𝑊𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: 𝑎𝑙𝑐𝑜ℎ𝑜𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 (𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑖'𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔), 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑓𝑙𝑢𝑓𝑓, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠𝑡𝑦

𝐺𝐼𝐹𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑒, 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑡 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑠

⩥ 𝐊𝐢𝐦 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐣𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠

„Y/N pass me the bottle.”

Said the stern voice of your best friend Hongjoong, you were at a bar, with your other friends, celebrating Hongjoong's career success.

He finally got the chance to join a musical company and fulfil his dream of becoming an artist and a song producer.

Seeing your best friend happy that his dreams came true made you sincerely happy of course, but a small part of you was kinda sad about that.

Hongjoong has been your crush since you two were kids and now, that he is going to become a well-known artist, he'll for sure find some hot idol-model girlfriend and your love will go in the drain.

Maybe it was the alcohol in your blood, maybe the pent up rage and courage that made you confess.

„I have a confession to make... I-i love you Kim Hongjoong.”

Everyone looked up at you in disbelief, it was until you felt your stomach tightening from embarrassment, urging you to vomit, running out of the room to a restroom to push it out, without knowing Hongjoong was following you.

As he saw you scrunched and hugging the toilet he came to you, to hold your hair from falling into your face.

„I may like you too, but that's something we'll talk about once you are sober."

⩥ 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐰𝐚

„Oh, come on, it would be fun, trust me.” Bullshit.

Going out with your best friend Seonghwa and his crush "to support him" was never a good idea.

Not only did you have to observe the cringiness of Seonghwa's love blind actions, but also see his crush treating him so poorly since she clearly did not have any interest in him.

As the movie ended and it was time for you to go home, you stood in front of the cinema with Seonghwa as he bid goodbye to the girl.

„Bye, be careful on your way home and have sweet dreams, I hope we could go out on another date soon.”

„Ah yeah, sure, bye."

You sighed softly, how could he not see the disinterest. As he turned to you, to thank you for helping him overcome this evening, your words stopped him before he could even start.

„Seonghwa, please stop hurting yourself by loving someone who's clearly not interested, when I've been showing you affection and interest for two years."

„What? Yo-you like me?”

As you realised what you've just said, earlobes and cheeks turning red from the embarrassment.

„I mean... kind of.”

⩥ 𝐉𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐮𝐧𝐡𝐨

„Y/N, I'm waiting outside the house, come on, let's go.” said Yunho over a phonecall.

You were celebrating the end of the semester with your classmates, and since you've had some drinks in you and despite that, you didn't know how to drive, you had to call your friend and deep-down also crush Yunho either way.

Rushing out to finally see your crush, you were met with the breath-taking sight of Yunho leaning to his car, one hand scrolling through his phone, the second one chilling in his pockets.

„Yuyu, my love, you’re here.”

„Gosh, Y/N you’re so drunk, I’m glad you called me and didn’t try to go home on your own. I don’t want to imagine what could’ve happened.“

„But nothing happened since I called that handsome guy I love.“

Yunho shook his head at your drunk talk, were you talking about him? Not knowing the sincerity of your words, but in the depth of his soul, he hoped the words that came out of your mouth were true...

⩥ 𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐞𝐨𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐠

„Happy Birthday dear Mr. Kang, happy birthday to you.“

Handclap noisier than the song of celebration for your boss, Kang Yeosang.

Although being a CEO, he was really warm-hearted and kind, not like the basic CEO type who’s cold and arrogant.

Being his secretary helped you to get to know him better over the years, but also made you grow feelings for him. You sometimes just zoned out and stared at his handsome face for hours, just like now.

„Y/N, can you please follow me to my office, I need to talk to you.“

You had no idea what Yeosang wanted to talk about, feeling only one emotion. Fear. Did he find out you like him? Did you do something wrong? Is he going to fire you? As he closed the door after you two, you couldn’t even look him in the eye, rather observing your high-heels.

„Y/N, what’s with you these days? You seem... different. Your mood’s been down lately, you’re impercipient. You know you can tell me anything, i want my most important employee to be happy.“

Employee. That’s all you were.

„I know you’re probably gonna get mad and I fully understand, feel free to fire me, but truth to be told, over the years I’ve been working for you, I grew feelings and I just can’t get over it... I-I love you, Mr. Kang.“

Yeosang’s face went pale, absorbing the words you’ve just said, mind going blank from the sudden confession.

„I don’t know what to say, Y/N. I mean... you’re a nice, young, hardworking girl, but.. I-I might need a few days to let it sink and think it over.“

⩥ 𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐢 𝐒𝐚𝐧

San's hips moved to the rhythm of the music, his hands on the waist of some random girl, their sensual dancing just irritating you.

It wasn't like you and San were dating or anything, but you still couldn't stand the thought of him being with anyone else. An annoyed groan coming out of your mouth as you picked your glass and took a shot to drink away those thoughts. San taking the girl by her hand and coming your way.

„Hey Y/N I just wanted to say goodbye, since I’m leaving with Sora to my place, if you need anything you can call, but I don’t think I’ll be able to pick up, since my hands will have other work to do, so rather try Seonghwa.“

„Yeah, I thought so, just don’t forget to wear a condom when you get your dick wet, cuz it looks like you’ll end up with STD.“ you responded, rolling your eyes at him.

„Why are you so rude and foul today, are you jealous because I get some pussy and you’re left with no dick because no one wants to approach you since you’re so mean? Get your act together and we can talk tomorrow.“

„No San, you want to know why am I so cheeky? It’s because I have to watch the man I love fuck around with a random hooker. Go enjoy your dick appointment now, you must be busy.“ Without thinking of it any more, you left him there, your aura for sure full of pure rage.

⩥ 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐠

„Ew fuck no, Yeosang that’s nasty, I wish I could go back in time to five minutes ago when I didn’t hear this confession“ laughed Wooyoung at Yeosang’s confession in the game truth or dare.

Wooyoung took the bottle from Jongho’s hand, ready to spin the bottle and let it pick another victim of his stupid asks and dares. Spinning the bottle, it landed on you. Wooyoung's eyes already glistening from the excitement of daring or asking you something.

„So, Y/N, truth or dare?”

„Dare” a playful smirk finding its place on Wooyoung's face

„I dare you to kiss the person in this room, you have feelings for.”

You immediately started to regret telling him, that you like Mingi, the look in your eyes scolding him.

„Okay, but you all have to close your eyes.”

The 8 boys and your other 3 girl friends closed their eyes, as you hesitantly got up, making your way to Mingi, your crush of 5 months. Sitting on the ground next to him, your fingers landed on his jaw as your lips met his. Mingi’s eyes shot open as all your friends started applauding at your confession.

„I-I think i have feelings for you too Y/N...“

⩥ 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐨𝐨𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠

You were currently in the changing room, packing your belongings, to take from your workplace. You decided to leave your job as a makeup artist and stylist for the group ATEEZ. The reason was the fact that you liked one of the members and didn’t want to cause any problems to the groups, you knew it was inappropriate to like him, but it was irresistible.

You attached feelings for Wooyoung when you first started to work with them. All eight boys were absolutely amazing, but Wooyoung was just... different. He sparked a flame of interest in you, his personality, his talent, his looks, all those drew you to Wooyoung.

As you cleaned all your makeup brushes, the door to the changing room opened, as the figure of the aforementioned boy stood there.

„What are you doing Y/N? Why are you packing your things, are you going somewhere?“

„I’m leaving, Wooyoung.“

„What, why?“

„That is none of your concers.“

„It is, you’re my stylist, but more importantly, you’re my friend.“

„Yeah, that’s the problem Wooyoung, I’m your stylist - your colleague, that’s why I have to leave.“  

„Why would you have to leave because you’re my stylist, what ar-“

„Because I like you Wooyoung, okay?! That’s why I can’t keep on working with you and mix my feelings into my job, it’s inappropriate, now if you excuse me, I’m leaving.“

The boy stood there as a column, without any movement. Should he go after you, accept your feelings and then you’ll keep on working with him and being his friend, or should he stay there and not go after you? Either way, it was already too late...

⩥ 𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐢 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨

„So, what’s new in your life, Y/N? We haven’t seen each other for a long time because of our busy schedules.“ Jongho said as he sipped on his boba tea.

„Well, not that much happened in my life. You know how it is, a lot of work and stress, and lesser free time and sleep. I’ve bought a new notebook since my old one broke down and uhm... yeah well... I’ve been catching feelings for this boy lately.“

„Wow, really? I’m so happy for you Y/N, tell me more about it, I need to know what kind of a boy owns my bestie’s heart.“

„Well, he’s a really talented singer, he’s kind and funny, he’s more of an athletic type, hmm... and he’s really really strong. But he’s for real one of the nicest and best persons I’ve ever met, I like him, but I don’t know whether to tell him, because I'm not certain of his feelings...“

„Wow, he seems to be a nice guy, but don’t be blinded by your feelings, if he doesn’t like you, let it be, I don’t want you to get hurt, because of some stupid boy who won’t acknowledge the feelings such a beautiful and amazing woman like you has for him. Anyway, do I know him or who is he? I’m like really really curious right now.“

„It’s you Jongho.. you’re the boy i like.“

[moonlit-mizukage]

Chapter twelve: No it’s perfect 

Summary: Y/l/n Y/n, a third year at Sakura High School, is just a girl with a bad attitude towards anyone outside her small circle. When y/n’s younger sister starts first year, she gains a lot of attention. Unfortunately for everyone in school, the Y/l/n household has one rule, No dating till y/n does. Some people become just desperate enough to pay the leader of the “Monsters”, the trouble making group on campus, to date y/n. What will happen when she finds out? (All characters aged up to third year unless otherwise stated)

Tw: The old switcharoo of Tendou and Sugawara but the events around it kind look like a kidnapping, swearing 

An: Hey eveyone! I am doing an event if anyone is interested in participating! It can be found here! Today and tomorrow will be a written chapter and I added an image which will make sense when you see it in the story :D

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Saturday Night - The Date: Third person POV 

7pm sharp, a silver car pulled up into the driveway of the y/l/n’s home. Sugawara Stepped out of his turned off car and approached the door. He knocked softly as a competition could be heard from the other side. 

On the other side y/n had sprung up and rushed to the door. She opened the door. 

“Hello Sugawara. I’m y/n. It’s nice to finally meet you.” She pulled him into a quick hug. 

“Hello y/n. Just call me Suga. Tsuki has told me a lot about you. Your dress looks lovely.” He said as he pulled back and smiled.  

“It’s not too fancy is it? You said dress fancy so I figured this was good enough? I hope.” 

“No it’s perfect.” 

“Hello,” A voice startled the two from behind. “I’m Mr. Y/l/n. What are you currently doing in school? How are your grades? Are you currently working, if so what do you do?” 

“Dad please. He’s a university student.” 

“A university student wanting to date a highschool student? Why is that?” 

“I just thought she was lovely sir. We have known each other since last year. Also I am in school to become a teacher and my grades are in the top 3 of my class and I currently work part time at a small snack store in a mall.” Sugawara said. 

“Hmm,” Mr. Y/l/n raised his hand under his chin as he stroked it. “You know what? I like you. You seem like an appropriate choice for my daughter.” 

“Thank you sir.”

“Have her home by 10pm… No actually make it 11pm.” 

“Ah thank you sir.” Sugawara said. Just as y/n and Sugawara turned to leave the house, Oikawa knocked on the door. 

A similar conversion went down with mr. y/l/n as Oikawa lied about his intentions to him. Mei got a curfew of 9:30pm. Showing Mr. y/l/n had a slight distrust in his true intentions. 

Everyone left and got into the designated vehicles as they left. 

“I just have to make a quick stop before the date.” Sugawara said as he pulled into a dimly lit park. 

“Suga, what kind of person are you meeting at a park at this hour?” Y/n asked with anxiety lacing her words. 

“Don’t worry, you are safe.” He stepped out of the car. In less than a minute the door swung open. 

“You scared me Sugawara.” Y/n said before she turned around. 

“Hey babe.” 

“Tendou?? What the fuck are you doing?” 

“Taking you on a date babe. What does it look like?” Before you even noticed the car had moved and Tendou was on the road again.

“Where is Suga? Take me back now! And who the hell meets in a park this late at night!?!?” She began to raise her voice. 

“You really think if I showed up at your door your father would have let me take you out?” 

“That wasn't my question, you asshole! If you don’t tell me now I’ll call my father!” 

“Not the police?” He chuckled looking at her visibly angered face. “Alright alright. Sugawara is fine. He was taken home by Hanamaki. I will make you a deal. If you hate where I take you I will drive you home.” 

“Fine. Try anything and I will kick you hard.” 

“I know you don’t hate me anymore.” 

“And what would make you think that?” 

“The fact you started texting me first Y/n.” She looked down and tried to hide her embarrassment. 

“Ew.” She said just above a whisper. 

“See I know it, plus you obviously have some trust for me or else you wouldn’t have even stayed in the car.” 

“Shit.” She just whispered under her voice as she turned towards the window. 

He drove for a few more minutes in silence. 

“We are here.” He said as he pulled the keys from the engine. 

As y/n stepped from the car she realized where they were. “Tendou.. How did you-” 

“Well I had Sugawara do some research about you with your mutual friend.” 

“Isn’t this a little expensive for a fake date Tendou?” 

“Who said I thought it was fake?” She just rolled his eyes at him. He reached for her hand. “Come on Babe. Let’s go.” She grabbed his hand with a slight bit of hesitation. 

“I just noticed, but Tendou you are wearing a suit?” He just smirked as the two started to walk through the parking lot and up to the dock. Tendou reached into his wallet and pulled out two tickets. The two got on the Harumiya Cruising restaurant boat. (Image below)

“I can’t believe you paid for us to eat here.” She said again. He just smiled down at her, taking her hand walking into the boat to be seated at a dining table.

A little while later… 

The two had finished eating as Tendou stood up. “Come with me. I want to show you something.” He reached his hand out to her as she took it. She followed him through a small hallway.

“Are we about to do something illegal, cause if so I will jump off this boat and swim to shore.” Y/n spoke up with the sassy tone she always used on him. 

“No, someone owed me a favor, so I got us a VIP treatment. I reserved a special spot all for us. ” He pulled her behind him as they climbed the stairs. The two were soon on top of the boat's roof. “Here stand in front of me and hold the railing.” She moved to where he asked as he rested his chin on his shoulder and wrapped his arms around her. He noticed he shiver as the breeze hit her bare arms. He pulled off his jacket and wrapped it around her arms.

“Thank you Tendou.” Y/n said in a quiet voice.

“You don’t have to thank me. I’ve been trying to get you to go out with me for a while. I just wanted this night to be perfect.” 

“Talking to you now, it’s hard to believe you are the scariest person in our school that even the teachers fear you.” He let out a small chuckle. 

“I only have one soft spot and it’s for you.” He said just above a whisper. 

y/n turned to face him as He moved his hands up to the side of her face. They leaned in close as they began to kiss…. Tendou pulled back for air only to see a smile that  lit up her entire face. 

“Call me Satori.” He said before he leaned down again going for a second kiss…..

The night came to an end quickly as Tendou had to meet Sugawara back and use him as a cover up once again.  Sugawara dropped y/n back home at 10:58pm which left a good impression on her father. She opened her door to see Mei spread out on y/n’s bed as she played on her phone. 

“Sister.” Y/n said as she placed her bag on her desk.

“How was your date and can you do the same friday night next week?” Mei asked.

“Why?” 

“Oikawa and I didn’t get to kiss again.” She whined. 

“Ah so you got lucky?” 

“Y/N! He’s so hot, how could you not want him?” 

“Listen Mei. I think it’s time for a sister to sister talk.” 

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Things I Hate- zukka

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tw self-hate, self-destructiveness, some swearing and caps

this is angst and hurt/comfort

Sokka was done. He was done being the only one who consistently failed and dragged everyone else down. He was done with making people laugh being the only worthwhile thing about him. He just wished he could stop existing.

He kicked his foot against the floor of the hunting shack he was pacing in, grimacing at himself. He had planned on hunting, but had gotten to his halfway hut and decided against it. Maybe he should stay away from the pitying eyes in the village for a little bit.

“I HATE THIS!!” He screamed as he slammed a fist into the wall of his hut, crumpling as the despair took over and a jolt of pain slithered up through his elbow, jarring his shoulder and making the back of his eyes sting. Vaguely he wondered if his hand would be bruised once he took his thick mittens off, then he decided he didn’t care. He gave another scream of frustration, leaning his back against the wall he had abused and then pulling his knees up to his chest and letting his head fall back against the ice.

Burning tears welled-up beneath his tightly-shut eyes, and he contemplated rubbing them away before deciding it was too late. He was a mistake; a fucking screw-up who never did enough. He clenched his teeth so hard he hoped his jaw would shatter and he felt his chest tightening and boiling like he was a volcano ready to burst.

The first tears slipped down hot and fast, and he shoved a mittened hand into his mouth and bit down as he began to sob, choking breaths getting sucked in between heaves. And, he screamed. He screamed for all the things he never did, and for all the things he did that were wrong. He screamed and choked and sobbed, and he was sure that if he wasn’t wearing mittens his teeth would leave scars across his hands but he didn’t care. In fact, he deserved the scars. He deserved the pain.

His body shook with sobs, and he felt snot dripping from his nose and mixing with the saliva pooling from where he had his mitten stuffed in his mouth. Slowly his voice grew hoarse and he went quiet, shuddering intermittently with ragged breaths.

“I hate myself,” He whispered, “I hate myself, I hate myself, I hatemyself I hatemyself, Ihatemyself, IhatemyselfIhatemyselfIhatemyself. I. Hate. Myself.” He hiccupped and grew silent again, the tears having subsided.

Outside the one-room shack, he could see the light beginning to fade into a dull grey-yellow. He had been crying for hours, and it was too late to head back. Sokka felt too numb to care that he would be alone for the night. Maybe if he was lucky there wouldn’t be enough blankets in the hut and he would freeze as he slept. He found himself feeling a strange mix of relief and disappointment as he remembered that he had been the one to supply this shack and had indeed left extra blankets.

Of course this was the one time he did something right.

He sat like that for awhile more, watching as the last shreds of light slipped from the edge of the world, making way for their cousins, the shadows. Eventually he got up, moving to wipe his face before realizing his mitten was slimy and gross. Ew. He took it off and scrubbed his other hand down his face. He was tired, and not just physically.

Sighing, he went to the chest in the corner and pulled out the blankets and the small pack of jerky. He looked at the fireplace before shrugging; He didn’t have anything to start a fire, and he didn’t really care. He could freeze.

He ate the jerky and went outside to scrub the last crusty traces of tears and snot from his face before heading to the small cot in the other corner of the hut and curling up. And staring at the wall. Damn, he should have added art to the walls or something. It was kinda boring, and he couldn’t sleep.

He still couldn’t sleep two hours later when he became aware of a slight shuffling crunch, and then a crash at the door. He slipped out of bed, heart pounding and stomach in his throat, and he pulled out his boomerang.

There was faint cursing, more shuffling, and then the door creaked open. A figure stood there, panting. They were slightly taller than Sokka, and their hair was indistinguishable from their heavy fur coat. They made it halfway into the room before Sokka called out, “Who are you?” his voice still hoarse from his screaming session.

The person stumbled back, throwing up their hands and causing a small flame to appear, startling and blinding Sokka for a second. Zuko.

Zuko peered into the room, “Sokka? Oh thank Agni, it’s you. Where the fuck have you been? Katara was worried sick. I was worried sick.” He shut the door and swiftly pulled Sokka into a hug. Sokka yelped when Zuko’s frozen nose pressed into his neck. 

“Sorry, it was really cold out there,” Zuko’s breath was warm against Sokka’s skin and he shivered for an entirely different reason.

“Yeah,” He coughed, “Yeah, it must have been frigid.”

“So. What do we do now?”

“We could... try to sleep?” Sokka left out the fact that he hadn’t been sleeping when Zuko came in.

“Okay,” Zuko replied. They stood there awkwardly. Zuko shifted his weight, Sokka rubbed the back of his neck.

“So,” Sokka started, “Should I show you the bed?”

“Agni, yes please.” Zuko nodded vigorously, “I’m freezing.” Sokka pointedly ignored the voice in the back of his head that told him the best way to share heat is skin-on-skin contact. That was NOT helpful right now.

And then they were both in the bed, and even though Sokka was lying with his back to Zuko, who lay stiff as a board, staring at the ceiling, he could still hear the chattering of Zuko’s teeth, and feel the shaking of the bed from the shivers. Okay, so maybe body heat would be helpful. For Zuko. Not for any other reason. Just to keep his pal warm. Because they were buddies. And it was completely normal for buddies to lie in the same bed, under the same covers, snuggling shirtless. For warmth.

“Zuko?”

“Yeah Sokka?”

“Skin-to-skin contact is the fastest way to share heat.”

“O-kay?”

“I’m trying to say take off your shirt.” Gods of snow and ice, he was awkward. Sokka cringed inwardly, but he pulled his shirt off as well and shifted a smidgen closer to Zuko.

“If you uh-” Sokka cleared his throat, “If you go on your side I could go behind you and have my arms around you to keep you warm.” He was blushing redder than the most vibrant of Fire Nation clothes, and was grateful Zuko couldn’t see him in the dark.

Zuko wordlessly turned on his side and scooched closer to Sokka, who took a deep breath before placing his arm around Zuko and pulling him against his chest, hoping that his heart wasn’t beating so hard that Zuko would notice against the bare skin of his back.

Which, Sokka realized, was actually really warm and comforting. And then he didn’t notice it anymore because he was asleep, face pressed gently into the back of Zuko’s neck.

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Zuko woke up slowly, like the tide going out, and he smiled when he realized how they were laying. Sometime during the night he had turned over and now Sokka had his legs around him, one between his and one on top, and their foreheads were pressed together, causing their noses to be dangerously close to touching, breath gently mingling in the chilly air; the covers only reaching the tops of their shoulders, making them curve towards each other as a tree bends towards the earth; Hungry, yearning, hopeful.

Zuko wanted to kiss him.

But he didn’t. Instead, he shifted forward, just enough that their noses touched, and closed his eyes again, basking in the warmth of Sokka’s touch. Sokka’s grip tightened imperceptibly and then loosened again.

Zuko wondered if Sokka had given thought to the fact that Zuko could use Breath of Fire to keep himself warm(and if he was suspicious or had come up with some rationalization for him being so cold last night), or if he had simply not remembered. Briefly, Zuko felt guilty for letting himself feel freezing in order to cuddle Sokka, but he hadn’t known Sokka would tell him to take of his shirt. Plus... Zuko liked the warmth of Sokka’s skin. It was smooth, and its softness comforted Zuko.

Abruptly he heard Sokka’s breathing change, and Sokka stiffened slightly against him. He held completely still, consciously keeping his breath shallow and long. 

“Zuko?” Sokka whispered, miraculously keeping his forehead and nose pressed up against Zuko’s, “Are you awake?”

Zuko didn’t stir.

And then Sokka did the unthinkable. Slowly bringing his hand up from where it had rested on the lower part of Zuko’s hip, Sokka tenderly cupped Zuko’s chin, then he tilted Zuko’s face, just barely, and feathersoft he brushed his lips against the spot where Zuko’s scar met the unblemished skin of his cheek. It was so soft Zuko wondered if he would have missed it if his stomach hadn’t burst into the wings of a thousand butterflies. But no, he wouldn’t have. Because Sokka kissed him again, putting slightly more pressure behind it, and then rolled away.

~~

He kissed Zuko. Holy shit, he kissed Zuko. He kissed Zuko.

YES it was only on the cheek and YES he was asleep, but HOLY FUCK  HE KISSED ZUKO.

No time to think (besides that two-second panic), he rolled out of the bed, sucking in a breath as the blankets slid off and the cold air enveloped him.

“What the FUCK, Sokka?!” Zuko’s voice came from behind him and Sokka froze.

He wasn’t asleep.

“It’s fucking cold Sokka, maybe wake someone up with something a little lighter than a full-body assault of  c o l d.”

Thank the spirits, it was just the cold that had him yelling.

They quickly grabbed their shirts, and Zuko moved to the fireplace.

“You could have told me we had one of these in here,” He griped at he lit it.

Sokka rolled his eyes, “There’s still some jerky if you want it,” He offered, but Zuko shook his head.

“I’m okay. I do have a question though,” He swung his legs as he sat back on the edge of the bed, waiting for Sokka to turn and face him.

“What’s up?” Sokka turned as he wiggled into his shirt, oomphing when his arm got caught.

“What’s the real reason you didn’t hunt, and you stayed out here?”

Sokka’s mouth went dry.

“I-” He stopped, “I just-” Should he be honest? He couldn't lie to Zuko!! But, did he want to deal with the consequences of honesty?

“Sokka,” Zuko said quietly, “It’s okay. I’ll just listen until you’re done. Okay?” He patted the space on the bed beside him, and after a brief hesitation, Sokka joined him.

“You know when... when you make a mistake, and everyone tries to tell you it’s okay? But, even though everyone says that, you know you screwed-up so bad, and you know you’re a failure and you always screw things up, and maybe you would feel better if they just admitted that you always fuck things up? But even after you know you screw things up, you can’t stop. You can’t stop being fucked-up, and you’re a mistake and everyone else is helpful and essential but you’re just the nonbender who can’t do a fucking thing right, and you just hate yourself. You know?”

 He took a breath, “Except, you can’t know, because you’re strong and you managed to fix yourself and be better than you were and you can firebend, and I’m just. Well, I’m just me.” He finished, face gloomy.

All of the feelings of yesterday had come flooding back, and now Sokka was wishing the cold had gotten him. 

“Sokka,” Zuko’s voice was soft and low, calming Sokka down from his spiraling thoughts.

“You wanted me to tell you,” Sokka said, bitterly. Zuko grabbed Sokka’s hands from where they had rested in his lap  and made Sokka look at him, not wavering even as he felt Sokka’s gaze trace his scar.

“I did, and I’m glad that you did. Not believing that you’re enough... that’s hard. It’s hard as hell and it’s even harder to open up about it, but you did Sokka, and that’s brave.” Sokka found himself drawn to the earnestness in Zuko’s golden eyes, and he nodded slightly to show he heard Zuko.

“Not that brave,” He mumbled, but Zuko’s grip on his hands tightened and he interrupted.

“No, that was brave Sokka. YOU are brave.” Zuko was silent for a moment, eyes flickering between Sokka’s eyes, then lips, then a place behind his ear before going back to his eyes.

“I wish you could just, know how I see you. Know how wonderful you truly are, but I’m willing to tell you.

“Sokka, you are one of the bravest men I have ever met, and I admire you. You are a fucking genius, you invented air balloons and more!! When you are wrong, you acknowledge it, and you fix it. Sokka, look at me-” he made eye-contact with Sokka again, and Sokka realized that he was rubbing soothing circles onto the knuckles of Sokka’s clenched fists, “- you are so talented?? I don’t even know how you do it? No one thinks youre a fuck-up, and if they did I would personally... persuade them to change their mind.” Sokka didn’t doubt the hard glint in his eye.

“You are one of the greatest warriors I know, and you are my closest friend. Hell, I love you, okay? Don’t for one second doubt that you are worthy of it either, because you are.” Zuko’s cheeks were pink, but his voice was just as earnest as his eyes, and Sokka found himself tearing up.

“Are you sure?” He murmured, “Because I’m still just me.”

“Sokka, I wouldn’t want you to change one bit.”

Maybe it was the soft adoration in Zuko’s gaze, or the way his warm hands still traced gentle patterns into the knuckles of his cold ones, or maybe it was the memory of waking with his forehead pressed against Zuko’s and their legs tangled together, but Sokka leaned closer.

“May I kiss you?” His voice was barely above a whisper.

Zuko swallowed hard, but his voice was just as soft, “Would you? Please Sokka-”

And then their lips were pressed together and it was like the northern lights had made their home behind Sokka’s closed eyelids.

Kissing Zuko felt right in all the ways he had felt wrong, and Sokka knew whose arms he wanted to spend the rest of his life in.

[spacegaywritings]

A manly man - Oneshot

edited 26th MAY: pronouns, spelling, shortening sentences, replacing words

Summary:  ftm Roman is on his period and it hurts and sucks. Vulnerable and disgusted, he cuddles up to his soulmate who always understands him. Remus is always there to assure xyr better half and make sure he knows he is loved - and a strong and manly man. Remus uses xe/they!

Tags: menstruation stuff, trans character /trans Roman, remrom, romantic /platonic incest (if you wanna see it like this), gender roles (mention) 

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Roman dragged himself over to his bed, sinking into the soft mattress and sliding under the cool sheets.

 They would be warm soon, he told himself. It would just be a couple of moments until then, he assured his body.

 The adolescent was shivering and overall felt like a truck had run over his entrails but left him to look just as dashing as usual - if not a tad paler than his average appearance.

He was sick to his stomach, his nausea sitting so deep in him and piling up as much as to actually reside in his throat as well. His whole body was sore, heavy and simply dirty inside and outside.

 He was frail.

Breakable.

He felt more vulnerable than he had ever been in his life and it was humiliating to ... to be.. to .. to b-bleed!

 It was an audacity to have him suffer like this! He was a prince, a man made to romance and charm people, to change the world and end misery for any and all people.

Instead he was stuck in his bed, by now curled up in his own puddle of horror and bad feelings. He was swimming in dysphoria and shivers of disgust.

 A soft knock could be heard at his door.

Roman snuggled deeper into his bed, trying to just sink into the mattress enough to actually disappear into the safety of softness.

 No humans, no creatures at all, just cotton and filling and feathers or whatever there was in mattresses.. Hemp and all. Things, just sleepy things.

 His throat produced a sound.

 Roman was not sure what kind of sound it was. It sounded raw, real. It was like a theatrical performance of the worst crisis the hero had to go through in a tragedy such as MacBeth.

The sound was probably enough to invite the person on the other side of the wood to come in and right after it, the door was slowly pushed open to reveal the vulnerable blanket burrito to Remus.

 “Princey, you okay?”

 Remus pushed inside, their back leaning against the door until it closed. Their arms sported another set of blankets and a hot water bottle. There was a backpack perched up on xyr shoulders.

 The suffering wanna-be royal curled further into his all-time low and let out another sound of agony.

 “Aw, my knight, I am here now. I got more blankets~”, xe offered with a little pose to show off the inviting sight of desired warmth.

There was a hot water bottle in their blanketed hand and a mischievous grin playing on xyr lips.

 The blanket burrito shifted a bit, just enough to move from the middle of the bed to the side which Remus took as signal that there was enough space for another person.

 “Hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey!”, they started as they moved over to the side of the bed that was now free for him to join their lovely Roman on.

Another non-verbal sound of mild annoyance came from the tall figure under the sheets and Remus simply took the invitation to go on with xyr announcement.

 Xe leaned in.

They whispered.

 “You know what?”, xe continued, carefully arching xyr back to get even closer to Roman. Xyr voice dipped into a sound that edged on conspiracy, on riot and schemes, “I got snacks for you. They are almost as sweet as you.”

 They flashed him a smile and slid under the covers, rudely inviting the cool outside into Roman’s happy safety for a moment but the hot water bottle was immediately in place to aid him and make up for the incredulous intrusion they had dared to start off with.

Roman hugged the hot bottle against his stomach, slowly shifting it lower to his cramping and screaming abdomen.

 At once, a little sigh of relief stole itself onto his features. His body visibly relaxed, muscles loosening, his whole posture being less tightly wrapped up in the mess of sheets he had created by now.

 Part two was now in place.

 Remus was giggling as xe made xyrself at home with another big blanket immediately joining the two and covering them up.

The fluffy fabric spread over the two.

The smaller one carefully lowered themself to press a little smooch to the top of Roman’s head.

 “Hey there, my prince”

 Xe smiled.

 Despite his sour mood, Roman could not help but feel his heart flutter and lips immediately twitching into the slightest hint of a smile.

Remus noted the change with a soft smile as they gently tugged Roman’s head into their lap and started stroking through his soft curls.

 Xe loved how velvet the ginger mess of Roman’s hair was. It was like a child imagined clouds to feel like. Fluffy, adorable, simply a dream to cuddle.

 “Mhmmmm...Rem...”, he hummed groggily.

 They whistled back in reply and quickly moved just enough to reach their backpack and get their hands into it. Xyr hands slung around a small bottle of lemon juice which was quickly handed over to Roman.

 “Got you the good shit, right here. This will kill your fucking sicky-ew, so we can have some snacks for you. I got films to watch on my shitty stupid tablet and nobody can take that from us.”

 Remus carefully uncapped the bottle and held the bottle for their soulmate to drink from it. Roman did, like the good boy he was and Remus gently brushed through his curly, short hair.

 They started watching a little show after that, just cuddling up and hugging while Remus pressed a few kisses here and there to Roman’s pained face.

Eventually, the sick man drifted off in the arms of Remus and to the sounds of some off cartoon show playing in the background. Xe held the prince-to-be close and allowed xyrself to actually doze off along.

  ***

 It was a few minutes later when Roman stirred the slightest bit, immediately alarming his datemate to wakeup and pull him closer to their chest.

 Remus grumbled and immediately wrapped xyr arms around the living stuffie that was the manly Roman. This time, he was fighting back a bit.

Softly, innocently, he shoved Remus away, gently nudging them aside with soft violence.

 “Not nooow”, he whined as he fought to get out of the sleepy gremlin’s grip. It was more of a challenge than one would expect. Honestly, Remus was kind of strong with their stupid arms of an athlete.

 What did xe do again? Roman was not in the right mind to remember but he was sure it was some kind of really gay dancing shit which was why Remus was able to lift him up with little effort.

Surprisingly, Roman was still a bit stronger in his arms and legs but not so in his back and overall ability to keep up body tension. He was not made for this kind of stuff. Right now he was just sweaty and icky and ugly.. so so ugly and disgusting that he needed to get up and change.

 His miserable state was less after his meds had kicked in and he had gotten some juice to ease his once so upset stomach.

A small smile appeared on his lips and he gave in for a minute.

 “Rem, I need to .. I need to go”, he defended himself as the smaller CHONK of human wrapped their limbs around him in pure spite and loving spirit.

Xe grumbled but xyr arms seemed to loosen around the regal idiot just enough to give him the heartbreaking permission to leave, despite the pain it caused Remus to be abandoned so harshly, so rudely, so absolutely col-

 Aaaand Roman was gone.

 Remus whined after him but tried not to complain too much and instead swallowed the needy sounds.

Why were they the clingy one and not Roman? Being clingy was work , it was exhaustive and it required someone to always be with them to fulfil their need to be somewhat physically touched every now and then.

It was too bad Roman did not have so much for touch as Remus did but they made it work.

 Somewhat luckily, shark week was the time during which Remus got more cuddles and Roman allowed himself to be more “vulnerable” and show his general soft side as a man.

 Maybe it was a downside of people generally hugging him less ever since he came out.. people being more physically distant and giving him the feeling it was “unmanly” and “weak” to hold hands, to cuddle and snuggle and have stuffies or emotional attachments and such.

 Ridiculous, if you asked Remus. But their gender-non-conforming lifestyle was already speaking up against Roman’s insecure heart enough to invalidate their argument, subjectively.

Even xyr pronouns were so strange, so new and out there.

 Roman would always argue he was outstanding and proud but at the same time, he would not dare to do anything that could obstruct how he was perceived by other people.

Being anything but cis was a whole struggle but being a transman was probably another level of difficult.

 Remus did not have any “gender roles” to fulfil in order for people to be more inclined to use their pronouns correctly. Usually, they just did not and Remus would proudly suggest “it/its” pronouns. Other wanted to devalue xem with these but xe loved this set of pronouns and would never back down from people who thought they could hurt xyr gender identity and change xem in any way. You know, make them right, straighten them out so they would be “normal” again.

 Roman, on the other hand, had people tell him he was not allowed to use restrooms unless his genitalia was “right”.

Shark week made the whole struggle more present.

When people always invalidate your whole existence and sometimes even intentionally used your weak spots and insecurities against you, it would eventually wear you down enough to be affected. No matter what Roman did, it would be written up to him doing it because he was a transman.

 “Oh, is this because you are a “man” now?”

“Of course you would want to do this so you can try to look manly like the others”

 All those words have been enough for Remus to start fights left and right and they would always do it again for their golden boy. Not that Roman knew. Roman hated being protected.

 Roman was the knight in this story. He was the ace of hearts, the soldier of the forgotten and protector of the oppressed. Remus should be the one to need protection.. but maybe that would be too much to ask for.

None of them really needed it.

Remus was just sick of hearing people hollering their transphobic bullshit around, especially at xyr prince.

 “Rem?”

 Roman was standing in the door, leaning against its frame with tired eyes and a pale face. As much as Remus tried to enjoy a needy handful of boyfriend but the bitter taste of conditions always came with it.

 “Finally, my prince has come”

 Xe breathed out in relief and opened xyr arms.

Roman immediately abandoned the door frame and threw himself onto the bed with a little skip over the bed frame. He landed all over Remus, knocking over the cup that used to hold lemon juice and also involuntarily pushing the tablet further away.

 He was giggling a bit, just a slight shadow of a smile tickling his features as he threw his arms around his datemate’s neck and quickly pulled them further down with him.

 “You are silly, Rem”, Roman commented.

 Xe shook xyr head.

 “You are my prince. You always have been and always will be this prince of my dreams”, they insisted stubbornly as they brushed their index and middle finger over his throat.

“I did not know how much I needed you until you came for me and swept me right out of my dumpster.”

 He blushed and nudged Remus away with his elbow but he still slid back into xyr lap. His mouth was producing sounds like the ones meant to silence a child but he was just seeking the comfort of a hiding spot to cover up the bright red blush on his cheeks.

He carefully buried his face in Remus’s little fat roll of a tummy.

 “You were an abomination of a human being when we met”, he remarked with a muffled voice.

 Roman was right. 

 Everyone saw Remus in the light of society's strict rules. They identified xem as a man rather than the gender-defying riot xe was. 

They dumpster-dove, yes, to recover packaged and completely fine groceries thrown away by big companies because they weren't allowed to sell it or give it away. They indeed broke rules and tagged walls but Remus had shown Roman the art of graffiti and the roots of it. Xe had proved xyrself to be more than a societal disgrace but instead be a considerate person to never litter and live a highly principled life instead. Not one restricted by society.

 Honestly, Roman was probably more likely to accidentally endanger others due to his impulsive and defiant behaviour while Remus was genuinely trying their best to always think of others. People just took it to be offensive when Remus was late to school because they helped a worm cross the street or started a spontaneous sit-in because of speeders on school property. 

 Everyone thought xe was a slacker, someone looking for attention with xyr pronouns and identity. Even their names was seen as "too extra". 

 "I'm sorry", xe mumbled and carefully tilted his head just enough to glance up at xyr datemate. 

 "I - I didn't mean that in a bad way. That was mean to say" 

 He cleared his throat to justify his inconsiderate comment. He was a lover, not a fighter! It was his duty to protect Remus and not play into the mean nicknames used by bullies against xyrs whole being. 

  One of his favourite things about the embodiment of chaos was this: Instead of getting mad ,they just shook their head with a giggle. 

 "You tickle me, Roro", xe started with a snicker, "your words are endearing to me ~" 

 Roman furrowed his brows. A smile fought onto his lips. 

Remus wasn't as insecure about themself as he was. Nothing seemed to ever hurt xem. 

 "You're the best, Rem. You really are" 

 Roman cuddled back to the little fat roll of Remus when an idea hit him. 

Slowly, his fingers crept up to their sides and, once in reach, immediately ran up and down their skin. 

 "Wh-", Remus began with a surprised gasp. 

 It was too late. 

 Squips and squeaks escaped the trash goblin as Roman's fingers played xyr giggles like a fiddle. The pal was writhing and twitching, vividly moving and trying to escape the tickling fingers. 

 But the Prince wasn't just a great royal and soulmate, he was also an amazing hunter. He knew when to change his angle, switch positions and shift to another spot on Remus' vulnerable body. 

They were a treasure book of sensitive skin. Almost any and all gentle touches sent xem into a giggling fit. 

 The smaller pal was curling into themself, laughter ever-persistent and body still vibrating in excitement and occasional snickers that echoed from xyr throat even after Roman retracted his fingers. 

Remus was but a little ball of giggles by now, their existence reduced to nothing but amusement and little tears from being so ecstatic. 

 On top of that, xyr prince was smiling at xem with this softness on his features.. Not even kid's cartoons could be that soft and gentle. It was a Roman-only phenomenon. 

Remus breathed, the burning lungs in their ribcage thirsting after the sweet relief of oxygen at last. Slowly, coordinated breaths in and out were managed and only occasional giggles stole their breath while Roman patted their face softly. 

 "You okay there?" 

The pal simply leaned into the touch with an approving hum. Xyr eyes closed and xe patted the space next to xem. 

 "I'm glad you're better, Roro" 

 He cuddled back up to his soulmate and took the trashy being into his superior, gay arms. A squeak could be heard, like a mouse finally finding the cheese it's been destined to achieve in its life. 

Remus sniffed happily and hugged back, melting into the embrace their Roman offered. The caramel soft embrace only two parts of a whole would ever be able to understand. 

 "Rem?", Roman whispered, softer than the late night spring breeze rustling the blooming trees right now, "Are you okay?" 

 Remus stubbornly pushed their head against Roman's collarbone and simply tugged - or rather: repeatedly attempted to tug - the blanket over the two instead of bothering to answer this daring question. 

Xyr grappling hands eventually calmed down when Roman shifted to pull the blanket completely over them and even covered their curious faces with the soft fabric Remus had brought over. It even smelled of xem, Roman remarked with a small tad of surprise in his thoughts. He only now realised, when the blanket covered their faces.

 It was the moment of realising you had more money in your bank account than anticipated which meant you weren't as broke as expected, unusually so. 

... It was a nice surprise and filled Roman with the comfort of nostalgia and affection. 

 "It's okay, Rem", Roman reminded them " I'll always have you - as you'll always have me, you little cryptid." 

 They hummed. 

 "My man", xe mumbled into his chest, voice low and unusually shy. 

 "My one and only prince. My manly prince." 

 Roman's cheeks turned a regal shade of red as he snuggled his beloved idiot closer. 

Why would they say that now, he wondered but refused to ask. Never would the man turn down unexpected bouts of validation. 

 His chest harboured fireworks inside. Little tingly sparks of warmth tickling him, fondling him ever so gently from the inside. 

A dream kissed his creation and glitter blessed his actions. 

 Literal kisses. 

Actual kisses. 

Little smooches dripped and dropped onto his face. His whole facial features were soon ravished by the precipitation of Remus' intense wave of affection. 

 Smooches arrived at his jawline, little pecks graced his eyes that immediately shut with a hesitant giggle. 

More and more little softness was spilled all over his head. The little curls were kissed deeply with a dutiful smile in the dedicated face of Remus, the appreciation of all art that was xyr beloved Roman. 

 He shook his head, shaking the kisses off only to receive more little butterflies and tickles of lips along with whispered praises spreading all over his cheeks. 

 "You're my hero" 

 Not a single spot of facial skin was left without the warming enlightenment of their bundled up love. 

 "My one and only royalty" 

 Remus nuzzled his neck. 

 "If you were my king, I wouldn't overthrow your government unless you were really really mean", they promised sheepishly. 

 Roman's heart fluttered its wings of love like a Kolibri. 

 "You'd be the least favourite of all my people ", Roman retorted with equally diabetic sweetness in his words, "because I'd never want you to be below me." 

 Remus wiped xyr puffy eyes and blinked. 

 "That's a dumb pick-up line", they remarked with a flustered hint of dismay in their eyes. 

"Just make me equal then, so I can be your favourite like I'm meant to be." 

 Roman tugged at Remus and quickly rolled on top of them with little effort, only stopping when he was on Remus' other side and got to kiss the hidden sharpness of their cheekbones. 

 " Remember that I'm your man ~", he sang in response. 

 The two continued to tease each other, softly exchanging little smooches and kisses to litter only with love in this wide world that was the other to each of them and them only. 

 They ended up sharing the snacks and juice Remus had brought over. 

Before supper came, they were snuggled up and dozing off contently in the worry-free state of comatose sugar overdoses. Love nibbled at their dreams and palms found each others backs as the two slept through the evening. 

 In the background, Mulan was running on Remus' forgotten tablet. 

[lovemesomesurveys]

“I’ve got my fuzzy socks on and I’m ready for summer”

You arrive in New York at 10 AM. What's the first thing you do? Find a nice, cute cafe to get a coffee and pastry from and chill at for a bit while sorting out my plans for the day. You go by your locker & your bf/gf is cheating on you. What comes to mind? I’m not in school anymore, but hypothetically I’m sure I would feel a lot of emotions--angry, hurt, upset, confused... like wtf?? And damn, right in front of everyone, too? That would be humiliating. 

You have to take out the trash & clean your room. Your reaction? I’m 31 years old, you gotta do that kinda stuff when you’re adult. I don’t personally take out the trash because it would be really difficult for me to do in a wheelchair, but I have other stuff I have to do. I don’t particularly enjoy it, it just is what it is.

How many siblings do you have? I have two brothers.

Have you ever made fun of a homeless/ mentally challenged person? No. What a shitty thing to.

Make up a funny word with your first name in it. I don��t know.

Do you like campfires? Yes. I love the smell, it makes me think of fall. And just the coziness of it.

What's your favorite color to write with? Black.

Do you write poetry? No.

When's your 20th birthday? [Day & Month is fine. Year if you want.] I turned 20 back in July 2009.

Do you spit in public? Ew, no. I don’t spit at all except for when rinsing my mouth after brushing my teeth. It makes me gag seeing people spit. I also have to watch out for that when wheeling around outside because I would DIE if it got on my wheels and then me. akjkslfjldsfjkldsfjkl. I’m going to throw up just thinking about it.

Are you in high school/middle school/college? I’m done with school.

How many push ups can you do? Zero.

How would you react if your cat/dog died? I’ve been through that twice before with my doggos, it’s absolutely heartbreaking and devastating. My dogs are my family. It’s no different than losing any loved one; they’re a loved one, too. I had a really hard time when my dog, Brandie, passed. It was so sudden and unexpected. 

Are you trustworthy? Yes.

“when I make it shine...”

Do you play video games often? I’ve been playing Animal Crossing just about everyday since earlier this year. Prior to that, I’ve played a few other games in their entirety since having my Nintendo Switch that I got over a year ago. 

Do you like life, love, funny or boy quotes the best? I like # relatable quotes. 

Have you ever been cheated on? No.

Have you ever had fruit pizza? No.

Would you like to learn karate? No.

Do you think it would have been cool to live in the 80s? Maybe.

Do you think we'll have robots in the future? They’re already a thing, they’re just not like easily, readily available to everyone like a Rosie from The Jetsons or something.

Was the sun out today? Not yet cause it’s 5:54AM and it’s still pitch black, but it will be.

Do you know what 143 stands for? “I love you.”

Does it get up to 100 degrees where you live? Ugh, yes. And higher. D:

When you play video games, do you like the sound on or off? I generally have it low or off.

When's the last time you saw fireworks? Fourth of July.

Do you like Dr. Pepper? Yeah.

Will you be seeing the new Transformer movie? I never saw any of them. Not my thing. 

What made this week, one to never forget? Election 2020 will be talked about forever. This year in its entirety will be, but this election was a huge one.

“Tell me why you’re leaving me”

Did you wear shorts today? I don’t wear shorts.

Do you own a fur hat? No.

Do you still use the old time mail? I still receive mail, yes. I pretty much never send anything, though.

Have you ever played flag football? Yeah.

What color is your laptop? It’s silver.

Do you like Paris Hilton? I don’t have anything against her.

Did you smile at all today? Not so far, but it’s only 6AM. 

Do you have an Xbox? My brother does and I’ve used it.

When you were little did you have a magic 8 ball? Yeah.

Have you ever ate grass or birdseed? Eww, no. I wasn’t the kid that stuck everything in their mouth or ate weird stuff. 

Do you and your friends have secret codes? I don’t have any friends.

Have you ever seen the Lincoln Memorial? Not in person.

What's your profile picture on Facebook of? Me with my It/Pennywise mask on. It’s his mouth.

Do you own a yo-yo? No.

What celebrity is your fashion icon? I don’t have a fashion icon.

“How do you love someone without getting hurt?”

Do you hope you live to be the age 70 or older? I don’t want to think about dying.

Did you go to preschool? Yep.

Do you usually wear your hair up when it's hot out? Yeah. I wear my hair up all the time cause I don’t have the energy or motivation to do anything else with it.

Where were you when 9/11 happened? I was bedridden at home because I had spinal surgery a couple weeks prior.

Which would you rather play: guitar or drums? Guitar.

Have you ever gotten detention? No.

When you were little, did you used to watch Franklin? Yeah. Aww, he’s adorable.

What's the most exciting thing that's happened during your lifetime? 9/11 and this pandemic are definitely the most memorable, but I wouldn’t use the term “exciting” to describe them. A few of our blizzards, perhaps. <<< Yeah, definitely not exciting, but certainly major, life changing, go-down-in-history events. 

How high can you count in a foreign language? I could go on and on in Spanish like I could English, but let’s be real I’d stop at 100 haha.

What's the best thing to do on a hot day? Stay indoors with the AC or go to the beach.

Would you like to go to Rome? Sure.

Do you use Febreeze? Sometimes. I prefer my Bath & Body Works room sprays, though.

Have you ever been to a rainforest? No.

How many days of school are left for you? I’m done with school.

How do you usually get tan? That only happens when I go to the beach. Sadly, I didn’t get to go this year. 

“Last name ever, first name greatest”

Snickers or Twix? I like both. 

Have you ever tried to sleep on an airplane? I tried, but couldn’t.

When you were little, did you like Dr. Suess books? Yes. Those are classics.

Are you more afraid of snakes or death? Both are scary to me, but death is just a little more serious...

Would you like to go to Australia? Sure.

Do you like Drake? Yeah, I like a lot of his songs.

What color are your headphones? Black.

Do you live in the past? Yes. :/

When it's spring, do you plant flowers? No. I don’t do any gardening.

Have you ever laughed for 10 minutes? I don’t think I ever have for that long.

Do you help your friends every time they need help? I tried to as much as I could.

Ever seen a Koala Bear up close? No.

Would you rather be blind or deaf? I’d obviously rather not be either one...

Once your done, are you done for good? Really depends on what I’m attempting to be done with.

Does it annoy you when girls wear a lot of make up? No? I don’t why I would care.

“Blow the world a kiss”

Do you live by a river? No.

Do you like being outside when it's storming? I like enjoying it from inside.

Ever thought about becoming a cop? No. A cop in a wheelchair... that’d be interesting.

Have you ever tried sushi? Ew, it’s disgusting.

When you were little, did you use to roll down hills? No.

Do you like store bought cakes or homemade ones better? I’d enjoy either one.

Do you think your a good kisser? No. Now I’m really out of practice.

Do you like long or short sleeves better? I like my sleeves to be like halfway from my elbow if that makes sense. Not a quarter sleeve, but a bit above that. Unless it’s cold, then I like long sleeves. I love when the sleeves are long enough to be able to pull down over my hands, but it’s hard to get the perfect fit when you have long arms like I do.

Do you like the name Jacob for a boy? Sure.

Could you live without electricity? Like, for how long? It would be a struggle, no denying that. I’ve never experienced going more than a few hours without it. I know people have to experience long periods without it sometimes or not have it at all, so I’m definitely fortunate. 

Have you ever ate/drank something that was blue? Blue Gatorade, Pepsi Blue, the blue Mountain Dew, Kool-Aid, blue candies and cakes.

When is your last day of summer this year? I’m not in school, so no summer break anymore. However, summer is over and it has just recently started to feel like fall, so I’m quite happy about that.

Would you rather hang out with people who are loud or quiet? Quiet.

Have you ever had a pet turtle? No.

Do you want an iPad? Nah.

“You look like you want to party”

Are you double jointed? My thumbs are.

Have you ever done karaoke? Definitely not publicly, but at home.

What's your middle name? I’m not sharing that.

Do you wish on stars? No. I did when I was a kid.

Do you recycle? We recycle plastic bottles and cans.

Do you believe in love at first sight? No.

What's something you'll do when your older, but not now? I don’t know. Are you currently drinking anything? I’m finishing a Starbucks Doubleshot energy drink.

What color is your shirt? Black. 

Have you ever played laser tag? Nope.

Does your best friend live within 5 minutes from you? My mom and I live together.

If you got dared to dye your hair purple, would you? No. I dye my hair red and I want to keep it that way. It would be a big, annoying process to do another color and then to go back if I wanted, so nah.

How many contacts do you have in your cell phone? Not many.

Do you own earmuffs? No. It doesn’t get cold enough for them here.

Nothing worse than being sunburnt, don’t you agree? I’ve experienced much worse, but they are awful.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #280

“this is the place in our mind with a crooked crown / we came to execute its own perfect shutdown”

Do you have a strong local accent? No. Do you prefer green or red grapes? Red, but either is fine so long as they’re crisp. Can you stand on your hands unassisted? pffff Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door? Pizza guy. How old were you when you last went trick or treating? No idea. Have you ever been bobbing for apples? ”No. That’s a gross game lol you’re dipping your head and mouth into water other people are dipping their head and mouth into.” <<<< This. What’s your most expensive piece of clothing? No clue. What’s the last thing you took a picture of? Guys I actually took a selfie bc for once in my goddamn life, I felt really pretty with the makeup Summer did on me. She's working towards a degree in cosmetology and is so talented with it. What’s the last thing you drew a picture of? A meerkat pup. Have you ever been on a pogo stick? Omg, yes. I got one for I think Christmas one year as a kid and I got SO into it. I learned how to do it really well. Can you down a pint (of anything) in one? Probably not without throwing up. Have you ever been banned from a public place? No. Have you ever been in a newspaper? A couple times, I think. I know once in elementary school for when I was in chorus; we went somewhere for a small Christmas show. Then I believe I was in it for another school thing? Idr. What football team do you support? I don’t care for football or sports in general. What did you want to be when you grew up? My phases included paleontologist, vet, movie director, author, game designer, aaaand I know I’m forgetting one. But my current and long-term goal has been to become a photographer. Being an artist as a free time “job” has always been an aspiration, too. Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes? In school, yeah. How often do you buy new clothes? Very rarely. Usually just around Christmas or my birthday from gift cards I get. Are you reliable? In some ways yes, in other ways no. Are you proud of yourself? No. If you could ask your future self one question what would it be? If she’s ended up happy. Do you hold grudges? Nah. Do you decorate the outside of your house for Christmas? Mom does pretty much last minute, but only sometimes when looking at the past few years. Can you solve sudoku puzzles? Sure, they’re fun. What’s the most unusual conversation you've ever had? Who knows. Are you much of a gambler? Not at all. I don’t fuck around with money, especially when just $5 makes you feel great. Have you ever been to Disneyland? I’ve been to Disney World. Do you sing in the shower? Very rarely. Almost never now that I don’t play music while I’m in there. As a child did you ever suck your thumb or fingers? I mean probably? I do know I loved my pacifier and was SO upset when Mom’s doctor or someone playfully told me I was gonna have to give it up because my upcoming baby sister would want to steal it, and guess what? Nicole never fucking used a pacifier so I was tilted lmao. What time do you usually go to bed? Lol BRO it can be as early as 7 PM on bad depression days to as late as like, 2-3 AM. I’d say the average time is like… 9:30. What's your favorite animal? MEERKATS hngggggggggggggggg Have you ever been in marching band? No. Do you have any enemies? No? At least I don’t consider anyone to be. Have you ever been a cheerleader? As a kid, Mom wanted me to so I could do something with my sisters, who were actually interested in cheerleading. She certainly didn’t force me to or anything, I just agreed to it despite not being into it. We were with this Christian sports group for a long time doing various sports all the while being taught lessons in Christlikeness. I’ve actually got warm memories of it Did you ever date anyone on the football team? No. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No, not that I’m against the idea tho. The plushy would just have to be very special to me and also comfortable to hold. How many consecutive days have you ever missed of school? I missed an entire week when I learned about Mom’s cancer. I could barely function. With how much school stressed me, I would NOT have managed. Have you ever been pregnant? No, not in my to-do list. When was the last time you wanted to speak out, but couldn’t? I’m sure it was recently over Facebook; most times, I keep my mouth shut over political things on there that might get me fired up because I’m afraid of confrontation. Are fingerless gloves awesome? I love them. Wore them daily in high school. I still have some of my favorites, though I’m doubtful they still fit my hands… Would you rather be cannibalistic or die in the wilderness? Okay so I’m gonna actually go kinda in-detail, so the squeamish be warned. Realistically, I think I’d choose to die. ESPECIALLY if I was the one expected to kill another person; then, there’s no question. I wouldn’t be able to do it either if I knew the person. If it was some stranger someone else killed and cooked, I don’t know with absolute certainty; starvation really can make animals out of people. I do know for sure I’d vomit. I far more heavily lean into still preferring to die, because I just believe some things aren’t worth living after they’ve been committed. I’d hate myself. I’d rather die feeling clean of conscience. Would you survive on a deserted island? Hell no. Have you dyed your hair eccentric colors in the past? Yeah, I want to do it far more often… What size drink do you usually get at fast food restaurants? Medium, sometimes small. What do you think is the best thing in life? Love, both platonic and romantic. Have you ever sold anything online either on Craigslist, eBay, Amazon, etc.? If not, what is your website of choice like any of the above for buying things? We sold our previous dog over Craigslist, and I sold my iguana there as well. I know Mom has used eBay and Amazon, but idk for what. Have you ever seen an animal give birth? Have you ever had a pet give birth before? I’ve seen old pet cats give birth many times. What is something you want to try to accomplish within the next year? I want a job that I’m content with and can mentally handle. Oh, and I REALLY want to make strong progress on recovering from the muscle atrophy in my legs. What’s the most unusual kind of pizza you’ve ever tried? I have no clue; I’m not that adventurous with pizza or food in general. If you were given the chance to decorate an entire house the way you wanted, with no limit to cost, how would you decorate it? GOTHIC AS A MOTHERFUCKER WELCOME TO THE GOTDAMN ADDAMS FAMILY. What’s one of your favorite things to touch/feel? My cat. :’) How often do you wear tights? Ew, never. Has there ever been anything you’ve become interested in much later than other people? I guess Instagram, but only as a viewer. I don’t have a personal one, just for my photography that I only rarely post. Have you ever had a veggie burger? Yeah, during my vegetarian streak. Burger King’s really aren’t that bad so long as the patty is made well. Do you like candles? Yeah, sure. When was the last time you wore a sports bra? Forever ago when I was doing Wii Fit. Where did you get the shirt you’re currently wearing? I think Hot Topic? It’s an oversized Umbreon shirt. Who last messaged you on Facebook? My friend Summer when we were planning our lil witch photoshoot w/ friends. Who last walked you home? lol you don’t just have someone “walk you home” here. Bundles of homes are way too far and in-between for reasonable walking distance. Did you make any new friends lately? If so, what are their names and how did you meet them? Not really recently, no. Would you rather see your favorite band/artist in concert with 2 other people or have a free $20,000 shopping spree to Walmart? Seeing Ozzy with my mom would be a DREAM, but to be realistic, I’d take the shopping spree pretty damn quickly. $20k? That would do WONDERS for us, especially as we’re about to move into a new place. When was the last time you threw up and why did you? A long time ago when I started a new medication. Do you want revenge on the person who has hurt you the most? … I’m gonna be REAL honest. For the most part, no. But ngl there are times I’m like “I’m gonna work on getting back in shape and become H O T” like a petty bitch lmao this is embarrassing to admit. Has anyone ever claimed that you saved their life? Yes. Did you ever have that near-drowning experience? No. Have you ever performed on stage? For dance, yes, but I never did a solo. Are you a jealous person? Not jealous (usually), but I’ve come to realize I’m a pretty envious piece of shit. Morning person or night person? I’m in my best mood in the morning because I have the “it’s a fresh start” ideology. Then I repeat exactly what I did the day before. :^) Have you ever written a poem for someone? Numerous times. Do you meditate? No, but I wish I could without it only causing more stress. Do you like cranberries that they serve for Thanksgiving? EW I hate cranberries. What don't you understand that frustrates you? Finances. Do you plan on going to college? I’ve tried college three times and dropped out each time. I’m done trying with school. Do you believe the governments hide technology and information from the public? AbsoFUCKINGlutely. Which is your favorite Pokemon? Ninetales! What horror fiction character scares you the most? What’s the name of the villain in the Scream series? Ghostface? I don’t feel like looking it up, but he TERRIFIED me as a kid, and I still think he’s mega creepy. Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etc? I was in Girl Scouts. Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink? No. Do you have any family secrets? Don’t think so. Do you often read your horoscope? Never. They’re bullshit. Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading? No; also bullshit. Have you ever milked a cow? No. Do you love or hate rollercoasters? They’ve always scared me because I’m afraid of throwing up. Now with how dizzy I get, I absolutely refuse to try one because I WILL faint with all the movement. What’s your favorite sportswear brand? idc Who’s your favorite superhero? Does Deadpool count? Who’s your favorite villain/baddie? If we’re still in the comics/superhero universe, the Joker. Have you ever won a giant-sized cuddly toy from a fair? No. What would you say is your favorite album of all time? Black Rain by Ozzy Osbourne. I fucking adore it; it was my introduction to metal, and still after all this time, every track S L A P S. I deadass played that CD so much that it scratches at a few points. Do you dislike hairy people? lol fuck this question. I’m guessing you’re asking if I find them attractive and not as if people I “dislike” them, but in both cases, it’s no. We’re mammals, who the fuck cares how hairy you are. Do you like your own name? I actually do really like my name. My first one, anyway. Would you ever sign a Prenuptial agreement? NOPE. Want one? You’re gonna have to find someone else willing to, my man. How long has your longest ever phone call been? No less than two hours, but I know more. I have three instances in particular where I talked with either friends or Jason for SO long. Could you ever have an affair with a married person? Hell no. What is your family Christmas like? Nicole comes here so she and I open presents with Mom, then we spend the day at my older sister’s to be with the kids. We also try to squeeze visiting Dad in there the same day, but sometimes it has to be a different one. If you met a genie who offered you three wishes, what would you wish for? (more wishes does not count) Just three is hard… but #1 is indisputably world peace, and then uhhhh the end of poverty and maybe the cure for cancer. I’d have a super hard time picking a third; so many things matter to me. Have you ever had your national flag painted on your face? No, not in my plans. Do you have any strange body things? Well, define “strange,” I guess? Nothing like, really strange. What fairy tale character would you most associate with? Can I be Snow White and attract cute critters like moths to a flame? Also I would 100% take a Good apple. If a loved one was to serenade you, what song would you most like them to sing? It would depend on the person and our bond, really. Is there a cherished song between us? What is our relationship like? There’s no umbrella song I can think of. Is your dad an embarrassing dancer? GUYS!!!!!!!!!!! My sister’s wedding, okay? Father/daughter dance? He actually has MOVES and it was incredible man, never gonna forget that. What if any unusual objects have you swallowed? Nothing, I think. If you were stinking rich, would you only go to places other rich people went? Hell naw, man. There are plenty of great, affordable places in all categories. I could be a millionaire and you’d still see my ass in McDonald’s ordering a burger and fries lmao. Have you ever owned a slinky? My sisters and I had multiple as kids; those were d o p e. Teenage parents, good, bad, or indifferent? An AWFUL idea. A teenager is physically, most likely financially, and mentally unprepared to raise a child properly. It can seriously affect the kid, and of course the parent. What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever broken? I’m unsure. Pirate downloads, good or bad? It’s bad… yet plenty (myself included) have/do do it. Democracy, good or bad? Good. It’s very important to me that rule should come from the people’s majority versus a small coalition of rich guys. While the majority is not always right, it seems like the best option to me. Communism, good or bad? Okay so to be totally honest I actually don’t entirely understand what communism outlines. Like I just read multiple definitions and small articles and I’m still kinda like “????”, though judging by the countries listed as those governed by communism, I would guess it’s bad? Have you ever been electrocuted? On an electric fence, but it wasn’t too bad. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same gender? Yeah. The war in Iraq, good or bad? Get the fuck out of it. To start with, I’m a pretty fierce pacifist, and just… killing and killing and killing for YEARS is so goddamn pointless and is just a massacre. The war in Afganistan, good or bad? jfc ^ Have you ever appeared on YouTube? LET’S NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS lmfao Have you ever eaten anything prepared by a celebrity chef? No,, but that’d be dope. Have you ever been on radio? No. Do you prefer male or female singers voices? ”Their gender doesn’t matter, but their talent does.” <<<< Do you have a list of things to do before your ‘x’ years old? Goals should not be judged by age. I’m bad at this and have to remind myself of it a lot. A goal is a goal regardless of a number. Celebrate for *you*. Are you proud, comfortable or ashamed of your body? Very very much ashamed. Do you know html? Super poorly. Have you ever flown first class? lol hunny What are better, violins or pianos? Violins. How old is your oldest blanket? As old as me. My baby blanket is stored somewhere. Do you take enough vacations? lol hell no. I’ve maybe gone on three vacations in my entire life. Have you ever been sick on your birthday? Yup. Then one time I was recovering from a wicked stomach virus but went to Olive Garden anyway lol. I was fine though, and it’s actually a sweet memory because Jason (he worked there at the time) got the staff to do the whole “happy birthday” thing. I got a bombin’ brownie. Who is your favorite person? Sara and my mom. What do you do to stay healthy? lol you assume I’m healthy. What is your favorite form of exercise? Swimming. Do you like going to church? I never did. As a kid, I would cry when/if Mom decided we were going to mass after Sunday school lmao. It’s always been boring and too long to me, even when I was religious. Have you ever fallen asleep during a sermon? Probably as a kid. Do you like to pray for others? No. I don’t believe anyone hears them or will intervene somehow if I ask anyway. Have you ever witnessed a miracle? No. I don’t think I believe in those anyway. Have you ever been the recipient of a miracle? Definitely not. How did you or whoever come up with the name(s) for your pet(s)? I thought “Roman” was a majestic name for a male cat, and Venus has the coloration that the planet does. Who did you last walk a dog with? Sara and I walked Buster the last time I was there. It was windy as SHIT so we didn’t get far because my ass was absolutely freezing, all the while Sara was used to it. Ride bikes with? Wow, good question. I haven’t ridden a bike in many, many years. Hold hands with? My friend Summer did yesterday when she was trying to reassure me of something. For what reason did you last high five someone? Ryder and Aubree each caught Pokemon in Pokemon GO. :’’’’) I was watching them in the car while my sister/their mom was doing something at work, and they wanted to play it; they’ve come to learn that between my phone and DS, I’m the Pokemon provider, lol. I was the proudest fucking aunt ever bc they did SO GOOD after getting the hang of throwing the ball like Y’ALL. When Ash came back to the car, I gave ‘em each high fives before getting back in. What color and type is your vehicle? Don’t have my own car. Looking to upgrade or add any time soon? I doubt I’ll have my own soon. What animal do you have the most possessions *of*, or featuring? Like, décor or stuffed animals, things like that? Not the actual living creature? Easily meerkats, holy shit do I have a collection. What do you use to wash your dishes? Gain soap. Last thing you measured? Uhhh idk. Last thing you weighed? Myself. Last song you danced to? *shrug* What do you remember from your dream last night? I just remember it was a nightmare about Dad being angry. How old were you when you got your first credit card? Lol I don’t have one. Do you talk to your parent(s) [almost] every day? Mom, yes. Dad, no, because we don’t live together. What does your shampoo and conditioner smell like? I just started using a Dove brand shampoo targeting dandruff, so I don’t think it has a specific smell. I don’t use conditioner, just adds grease to your hair, plus mine is short anyway. Last person to tell you that you smell good? Idk. Last person you told that they smell good? I also don’t know. If you smoke marijuana, what is your preferred or typical method? I’ve never touched it. Last person you ran into unexpectedly? Ummm idr. How many plants can you see right now? There’re none in my room. Last compliment you received on your appearance? HA On your character/personality? That I was a loving sister. Do you remain friends with anyone you met at your first job? N/A Who have you hugged in the past month? My mom, Summer, sisters, niece and nephew, Dad… Newest musical discovery? 3TEETH is great. Like, I'm obsessed. Their cover of “Pumped Up Kicks” snagged my attention, despite actually being iffy about it at first. Guess what I’m listening to this minute lmao. Last thing you cleaned? A cup. What exactly do you carry around all your stuff in? A purse. What do you carry around, typically? Phone, keys, wallet, hand sanitizer, and my iPod are items of note. Where is your newest scar? It’s on the palm of my left hand from Roman playing with me. Where is your oldest scar? Idk. Last thing you disposed of? The milk carton. What was the last picture someone sent you? Mom sent me a gif from Hocus Pocus to fit the witch photoshoot Summer, her friend, and I did. Did you hear a siren today? No. What do you typically drink? I would rather not pretend I tend to drink soda lmao Last bad news you heard? My aunt’s brother committed suicide a couple days ago. Last good news you heard? I don’t really know. How far away is the closest cinema from your house? It’s like, 15-ish minutes away. Have you ever been to the emergency room? Many times. Are you one of those people who can’t go without their morning coffee? Y’all know me and coffee. But in place, I have my morning Mountain Dew, rip in fucking pieces. Have you ever worn fake eyelashes? No, though I’m honestly curious what I’d look like. Do you know the story of how your parents met? If so, tell me? They were coworkers; that’s all I know. What is your favorite Chinese food? I love pork fried rice. Do you live far from your parents? I live with my Mom. I live around 20 minutes or so away from Dad. What was the last hot food you ate? I’m assuming you mean spicy as opposed to just hot as in temperature. In that case, probably hot wings. Have you ever seen a meteor shower? No. Describe your current position: I’m lying down in bed, just kinda perked up by my two pillows. Have you used a microwave today? Yes; I had a Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl. Do you prefer going out for coffee or brewing your own? N/A Have you consumed caffeine today? If so, in what form? yikes- Do you know anyone who follows a raw vegan diet and lifestyle? Not that I know of. Have you killed a bug this week? Yes; we’re dealing with a lovely mix of gnats and fleas. What was the first food you learned how to cook? Scrambled eggs. Or maybe pancakes with Mom’s assistance. Idr. Do you have a Bachelor’s degree? If so, what in? No. How many email accounts do you have? Two. Can you go see a doctor alone or do you like to take someone with you? I like my mom to be with me. How long is your average shower? 15 minutes, maybe? It depends on the routine I feel like doing. When’s the last time you had a headache? Yesterday. What woke you up this morning? I think I woke up naturally? A rare occasion nowadays. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Summer, yesterday.

[just-some-random-blogger]

December Dates

Seventeen Summary: In the spirit of Christmas, boyfriend!svt is here to take you on a date. Word Count: 3k+ Warnings: Fluff, crackkkkkk, v many typos,etc.

R E Q U E S T

my friend: seventeen + cute

A/N: HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU HOS (jk) HAHAHAHAHAHHA. Also ashdiepl because im writing on a tab, i couldnt add any gifs so aksjemksksmsksksmskskdk alsO im so sorry i dont remember if the request is platonic or nah but kaksksksk this is what u get soz

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Alright

So no gifs

Imma just do a header real quick so u know wassap

S. Coups

Das better

hi header

I might delete u later if i get on a pc

But firsT seuNgcheEolL

*deep breath*

Ho u lucky enough to breath the same air he does

N now u are on aa date with him

WoWw

So bf!seungcheol is a cute lil snowflake

Which means he'll buy u an ugly ass Christmas sweater and matching gloves

THAT MATCHES THE ONES HE BOUGHT FOR HIMSELF OFC

then yall go out and play in the powdery snow outside

ImGine seungcheol grabbing yOuR hand 

cebAuse u a dumb loser that slips on nothing

Also warmth

pulling your scarf up a bit because he can tell you're getting cold

Then like a gentleman

will pUSH U INTO THE SNOW

AND START A FRICKIN SNOW WAR

HE'll hit ur dumb face he dont care

He'll maKe u wish u Stayed damn home

Rapid fire frikin snow granades man

Course iz all a bita fun

Then he'll let u win

Cause he does care Bout ur dumb Fce

Also he soft for u gross

Then once that's done he'll start laughing

Not because of post-snow ball fight adrenaline

But because he thinks himself so funny

When he busts a lung screaming "dO Ya wana biLd aSNOEMAN!!!!!"

AND THEN U decline and leave him in the snow

"YAAAAA WE HAVE TO BUILD A SNOWMAN THOUGH!" he'll laugh

U literally wana leave him and his annoying ass

U stomp away

He laughs and goes after u

His hot breath is visible 

and hits your ear when he comes up and wraps his arms around you from behind

U be like, "listen stupid, u corny af, lets break up"

Seungcheol would pout and kiss ur cheek, "nah, u still owe me hot choco. Break up with me after paying me back."

"Ew, why would i pay u back tho"

"Uh cause if you don't imma do thisss," then he proceeds to shove u into the snow again

"CHOI. SEUNG. CHEEOOOLLLLLLLLLLALAKAKAOKS!"

Ok well i have to cut this here first cos there are 12 boys left

Oh Hi hello u here back to ur regular programme

Jeonghan

Yiz

Unlike cheol

Dis ho not about to get cold 4 u uhm

Leave the cold for someone else

But get warm together

I mean

Wink wINKkkkk

Jk gtfo

This is a wholesome headcanon

Git warm he would gladly

So u know what dat means

CUddlEs

Imagine cuddling jeonghan

BoIii

It's da holidays

Which mean he bout to get dat $$$leep

Of course u dont mind that ur just sleeping in

Gurl if ya do

Let me stress out

If you mind sleeping in and cuddling with yoon jeong han

GUrL

Wathu doin????

AnYWAY

ITz u and him right

Ur in bed reading the novel he got u beforehand right

Look at u looking cute in knit sweater and glasses

EVEN IF U DONT NEED THEM THERE ARE GLZSSES

IM TRYING TO MAKE A SCENE HERE WORK WITH ME

it could be jeonghan's ur using it as a headband shhhh

So like ur sitting down

N beside u its jeonhan v slightly snoring

Right right right

Then ur like "man i want something to eat cause i've been sitting here reading all day"

But also ur always hungry

Cause who isnt tho lol

ANYWAY UR ABOUT TO STZND UP

but jeonghan like a needy ho is like noooooooooooodontgo

N ur like

aww wat a needy ho

"Jeonghan im just gonna get something to eat"

"Eat laterrr, i need u now"

He'll keep his eyes shut and shimmy over

Securing an arm on your  hip so u wont go

U roll ur eyes and put your book away on the cabinet next u

"Jeonghan ive literally been next to u since last night. I'm just gonna get something to eat, and 4 u 2!"

He'll flutter his eyes open only to close them and move even closer to place his head on ur lap

"I dont want toooooo"

U roll ur eyes again and shimmy out of his grip

But only to get into his arms and hide your face in his chest

"You're so needy," u note

"Says you who's tangling themselves on me"

"Touché"

Joshua

Okay

Get this

Joshua and gingerbread houses

He probably used to build one growing up

And he has just the person in mind he wants to rekindle the tradition with

Congrats u filthy animal

So he took the liberty of getting allll u and he would need

And so much more

Im talking chocolate bars

Shipped cream

Candy canes

Busicuits

Edible glitter

Gum drops

Shrek 1 2 3 4

Is there a four

Im too lazy to google it

And omg u so special to him he loves u so much

Screw u

He wants to share the love with the carats

So he vlives it all

And at first ur shy

Like what if the joshua stans come 4 u

Ok but in this story yall had already annouce ur relationship

AND EVERYONE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BE COOL WITH IT FFS LET UR FAVES DATE WHOEVER THEY WANT ISTG

so

Joshua is like "noo don be shy they'll all love u"

(':

N ur like ok cos i love u sm

But not like the company sm tho *barfing noises*

So yall build a gingerbread house and do a whole ass tutorial about it

Except u dont

Cause yal are morons and could stop messing up or earing the ingredients along the way

Sorry honey ur morons i dont make the rules

"Stop eating the marshmallows!"

"U literally finished the bowl of mnms tho Joshua!"

"Uh no that was the gingerbread man,"

ANd then u all bicker like children because u are omfl

And it excalates

fooD FIGHT

U smear cream on joshuas face

He sprinkles sprinkles on ur head

U press graham crackers against either of his cheeks and ask him what he is

"A sexy graham sandwich"

"Ew no wrong answer," u reply

Can i just point out that that chocolate syrup stain is never coming off

*cough cough cough moron cough cough*

Jun

Imma bout to yeet

Junhui is also feeling nostalic

super soft super baby

And since he's probably feeling bit homesick somewhere in there

he thinks he can remedy it with a bit of chinese home cooking!!!

And whiney needy cuddles also yay

Moving on so

Will it be good?

Damn straight

itll be fikin delish

Will you try to to help him

Of course u gotta help ur man

But like duh

u have eyes

And seeing him all focus and busy and hot

Is really distracting

So like ur as useful as a broken button to him

He doesnt mind tho

He thinks ur cute

Also lovng the attnstion

But the thing about not helping

Not really

And being distracted by a cutie pie

Is that it's basicaly a disaster ending to happen so like

he's efficiently stirring up so hot stuff right

And ur like "man jun's some hot stuff"

And then BaaaaM

U knock over the damn chopping board with the knife and everything on it

Thank goodness the thing didn't chop through your foot of anything

And jun is like "oHMYGOSH DA HELL R U OK"

"... i- im sorry i knocked over ur potatoes"

"My poTaToeS! Listen rn im glad u didnt chop ur foot off"

Jun sighs and looks at the cubes of taters scattered on the floor

You frown, feeling useless

Both of u pick up ur mess

Jun puts down the kitchen utensils in hand

u picked up the last of the potatoes

"Hey we could always wash those, it's not like the floor is mud or anything, even then , potates came from mud"

"Yeah but im sorry, i wanst really helping in the first place"

Jun smirks, "nonsense! U were feeding my ego! That's enough for me!"

You snort and jun comforts u with a tight embrace

Hoshi

AlrighT fam

I thought of something pretty cute but pretty dumb for hoshi

He's like "imma do something super romantic for Christmas"

So he's like "wear something cute we gon do smth fun" @ u

So u do

U get a cute little red dress just for the occasion

And soonyoung his like "BRO MY GIRL SO SUPER CUTE"

And ur like a blushing mess cause he looks super excited with his big smile and cresent eyss

ahhh Hhh myHOSishiii fealzssmsmmsms

Anyway u think ur gonna go to some cute restaurant right

But hoshi brings u to the mall

To instead join the couples dancing contest

Soonyoung gets super nervouse at ur surprised reaction

He's like, "omg is this a super bad idea i thought it would be cute but like i guess not we dont have to go we could always just drop out"

You laugh and shake ur head, "no it's all good, but i mean like, we don't have a choregraphy, and im not like you who can just break it down."

Soonyoung lets out a breath and chuckles, "nah don't worry. It's not really a compation-competion, and regardless, they're going to show ius a choreo and the couple that best interprets wins a a romantic date for two, fit for a dancing king and queen"

And then u break into a big uwu

"Omg u are super romantic soonyoung"

He struts a pose and chuckles, "i mean, i try"

So you both participate in the contenst

Kinda zumba it out by folling the instructors

Soonyoung is helping you out with your form and explaining to you the steps

He gets a little competative so he doesn't really want to mess us

Up hearing you giggle when you do a s pin breaks his competative spirit

And all he really cares about is having a good time with you

Aleight

But admitedly

He was pretty annoyed when they annouced the winner

Were not the two off you

i mean you lot were the cutest it can gt

Who else could trump that

But then you both saw that the winners were 80 something yesr olds holding hand and looking at each other like the other was their world

and then soonyoung was like "okay valid"

You pout, "aww i hope we end up like that"

Soonyound and you turn to each other

He grins for ear to ear, "then lets go on a romantic date as well"

"I thought you'd never ask"

Wonwoo

LiNda

I hope you're ready for wonwoo 

Because i sure as hell am not 

So in case youre wondering 

Youre crazy I mean youre reading this arent you 

Prolly at midnight hi fam 

Again i dont make the rules 

Well just a btw Almost every 

Christmas tradition is pagan 

Like the tree 

The wreath 

And SANTA IS SO CREEPY YALL NEED TO GET UR CHILDREN AWAY FROM HIM 

SO MAYbe ur not all that crazy 

For not wanting to continue them on 

i mean sure u can give new meaning to things 

But you wanted none of that

 Which was whyyyy you decided to DIY the decorations to your entire house 

Nnd who else are you going to do that with other than your loving bb boyfriend wonwoo 

Wonwoo doesn't mind 

He thinks its cute 

Because it is a cute date idea 

Youtube tutorials 

Pinterest ideas and paper snowflakes and all 

Yeah 

so wonwoo is there cutting up some of the paper you folded 

You're glueing some popsicle sticks 

He's water coloring some designs in 

Youre pulling on the tape dispenser 

It's all going great 

"Jagiya... i don't want to sound mean but-"

 "They're all ugly as hell. I know Wonwoo." 

Wonwoo gives an apologetic look. 

For a moment u two dont speak 

And then you both brust into laughter 

"Aww whatever, lez stick em on!" 

And do you get your badly painted slowflakes 

Your wolf drawing 

"That's a wolf?" 

"Duh what else would it be wonwoo?" 

The letters that spelled merry chrsitmas 

And the doodle cutouts of the seventeen members 

in personalized ugly sweaters 

And placed them all over the place 

You look around basking in the glory of ur craft 

Its all very colorful 

And crafty 

And looking like a child made it 

Then like an imbecile 

U break into laughter 

"It looks like a kindergartener's classroom" 

U end up roasting yourself 

Making fun of your sloppy handwork 

And wonwoo watches u 

with adoring eyes

 "I almost forgot," wonwoo speaks up and pulls out a piece of paper 

You recive it from him and break into a smile 

"Is this us?" 

Wonwoo snorts, "no its jeonghan hyung in a dress holding my hand sweetheart"

For a moment u believe him

But then he breaks out into laughter

Woozi

Boi imma fite u

Christmas carols

Okay idek why i ended up so serious with wonwoo

But listennup

Im not about to maypke it crackier

so back to christmas carols

Dis boi is about to serande you with a christmas themed love song

So its around 8pm at night

Jihoon has is guitar

and ur just chilling right

and ur on ur phone letting him do his thing

but then from the floor he was sat on

he turns to you on the couch

And pats ur leg

"Yo i just finished my song u wann hesr"

You squeak and jump of the couch next to him

"Duh dummy!"

And he starts singing

He's talking about stars and warmth

He's spittin fire about the smell of hot choco

The  he's talking sbout how lame joshua's gingerbread house was

Next thing you know ur  crying

because omg that ginger bread houseWAS UGLY

also jihoooooooooooooon just serenaded you

Dont u just

Then jihoon catches you and panicks

"You okay? Why are you cryin?!"

"HowDARS YOU ASK ME THAT LISTEN UP U JUST SAID SOME SWEET WORDS TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!!!"

JIHOON CALms down

But u crybaby cant stop crying

and of course jihoon panicks again

So he starts singing some other Christmas song

And then u start crying about poor rudolf

And remember regina george

But then eventually you calm down

And decide to nuzzle up against jihoon who replaced his guitar with you in his arms

Then us fall asleep with him sweetly singing about the spirit of Christmas

DK

 Liz gittit

Of course this ray of light just wants to give off energy to the world 

And since he 

And u u forgetful ass 

Forgot to go shopping for presents 

You decided to go on a dec 24th shopping trip! 

Hurrah! 

But it was too eady for u two 

Like wtf 

Gift giving Is suuch and easy task 

And shoping a day before Christmas 

pshhhhhhh 

Its a heartbeat

 "Whoever gets the best gifts gets for the best price gets to boss the other around until new year," seokmin grins 

You knit your brows deeply at his words 

And wonder what the hell he has in plan for him to think of doing something so ensnaring 

So being the smarter one in the relationship 

"Uh no??" 

Seokmin was like "ok then the other has to do whatever the other says for the entirety of Christmas" 

"???? Whyyyyy?" 

"Because its not challengeing or fun if there isn't any condition" "Ugh fine" 

So the two of you zip around looking for the best gifts you could get 

You try to stay away from the people doing their last minute shopping 

Seokmin doesnt dare go in between an old lady mouthing of another customer 

Tbh its super stressful 

wtf 

what kind of date is this 

Only morons would do this wtf 

Both of you got shoved constantly 

There wasnt really much space to move around 

And there wasnt really anything to choose from 

But hey guess what 

Seokmin found some really cool gifts 

"Daheck did u get that shirt?" 

"Isle five. There were a bunch of people grabbing some stuff and this fell to the ground and so i picked it up and thought it was pretty cool"

You on the other hand got like ok gifts 

I mean theyre not bad

 But da hell did dk get a frikin eeyore onesie idek 

It was no contest.  

Seokmin defo won 

"Yisss so i win therefor u have to make me some Christmas cookies tomorrow" 

"U ho did u really just make me suffer through that so you could ask me to make cookies 4 u???" 

"Yes but we really didn have gifts tho." 

U roll ur eyes 

Seokmin's face falls, "r... r u like mad @ me?" 

"Uhhhhhhhhhh" 

You knit your brows at him but release a smile when u see his nervous look 

"No babo. Im jusy tired, lezgo back home" 

He sighs and nods, kissing your cheeks 

"Dont worry baby, ill carry all of this back home" 

Which he does 

And when u get back 

He says he forgot something in the car

then comes bzck 

And then forcefully turns u around 

Ur about to protest

But the you realize he's putting on a silver necklace on u 

"Yahhhh seokminie, u shouldnt have. Where you even get this"

"I bought it a while back, duh" he chuckles then kisses you on the cheek 

"Merry christmas jagi" 

Mingyu  

You are a genius for getting boyfriend like mingyu 

uh and super lucky like fu-- 

BUT TODAY 

Ur extra glad that mingyu is 10ft tall 

Because ur going to be decorating your very own tree 

Wow 

You bought he prettiest glass ornamnets

 and the sparkliest streamers 

"I have a vision," u explain 

Mingyu nods in understanding 

U and him lift the tree into the living room 

And then u start decorating the tree from the bottom up 

Its all rly chill

 You lot are chatting about whatever 

He's tellling you about ur tour n stuff 

U put on some Christmas tunes for flare 

And then u stand up from the floor and boogey with each other 

Yall shake ur butts 

and go around the tree wrapping it in tinself 

Mingyu steals one of the ornaments from u

 and u try to take it back from him like the genius u are 

Except hes holding it over his head 

N u cant for the life of u reach his hand up there 

So u step on his foot 

And punch his stomach 

And he bends down in reaction 

In pain

Soz

He was asking for it

U steal the decor back 

Then he proceeds to chase u around because aparently ur the bully 

*instert pikachu meme here* 

N then u get back towork 

Or i mean take a break 

And u eat a bunch of holiday special junk 

And then u get back to work 

"ok nows for the star" 

U hand him the star because its the entire point of his existance

getting that star up ther 

with his longass arms 

He turns to u "u dont wanna put it" 

BOI 

u suck in a breath 

"I cant frIKICN REACH IT U LIL" 

He give a face, "there are ways" 

"My go-- just put the AHHHHHHH"

AND THEN THE NEXT THING U KNOW

 Hes crouching down pulling ur legs on his shoulders 

"MINGYU PUT ME DOWN" you say, about to rip of his face 

Mostly because u have nothi to hold onto

but he stands 

with u on his shoulders

and walks to the tree 

"Put the damn thing on before u fall!!" 

Wow its ur fault again

And screaming u put the star on 

And mingyu putz u down 

"Okay that was stressful" 

U punch him in the gut again 

The8  

Minghao is super tired 

But super looking forward to spending time with u 

So u defintely go on a date 

But its of the lazy movie watch variety

Im talking all the chesey romance movies 

Set in december 

that has like mistletoe kisses 

And snow scenes 

And also those holiday specials

 For catroons 

And non cartoons 

Even the one with arnold swartzimacallit 

You pull out the laptop 

And get on netflix 

There's popcorn on 

And hot tea 

Or whatever the hell 

Its all just very warm 

and u and minghao are wrapped together in a warm blanket 

Ur nestled in between is legs and ur super warm and cozy and im so soft bleh 

"Oh oh, u should see this part, its my fav--" 

But u stop uourself when u turn and see minghao fell asleep

 U coo and let him obvi 

taking unflattering pictures duh 

But also cute ones because 

#couplegoals 

He doesn't sleep through all the movies though 

You end up watching non christmas themed films too 

Like toy story4 

OKAY I CRIED AT THE ENDING 

PIXAR IS REALLY COMING FOR MY WIG 

"You look really cute cuddled up against me" he'll randomly blurt 

U feel ur cheeks brun at that 

but no he cant have that 

"I thought i was always cute" 

He chuckles and groans as he hugs u tightly 

U laugh at his reaction 

"Of course you're always cute" 

"Ok but the teddy bear u got me is actually cuter" 

"Nononono, the teddy is cute but uuu are cuter" 

"Were u always this gross?" 

Seungkwan 

Okay 

before u tell me these are getting worse and worse every passing member 

i would first like to say i know 

and  that seungkwan bought u a cute dress for Christmas 

and took u to a fancy restaurant 

Ok ur welcome 

But like even if it werent fancy 

U'd still like it 

cause holy guacamole 

imagine holding seungkwans hand as u walk around

Jsut being so head over heels

and super in love with the cutie

Groooossss 

LinDA 

The feeling is mutual for him when he's around u 

so he stops mid conversations 

just to take ur pic 

Its kinda annoyig 

but kinda cute 

"Hey unknow hansol told me about-- what are u doing"

 "No go on, im just talking ur picture"

 Literally the bst hype man alive 

Will make take dozen upon dozen photos of u 

And will make u pose for aethetics 

He will go on making sure everyone knows u da hottest ho in the place 

n ur like "seungkwan stfu u embarrassssing meee" 

And then oml  

Some moron tries to hit on u 

and seungkwan sqwares up ready to hit a fool 

would he actually do it i mean 

Like 

prolly Not 

but then again he looked really mad 

So u calm him down 

and u go bzck home 

And the cuddles 

"Baby girl im sorry if i embarrassed u"

 "Nah itz chill i mean i know u have good intentions"

U smile and he takes another candid phto of u

"Broooooo!!"

 "Im donnnr. Now hows about we get rid of that dress" 

Vernon  

okay im willing to guess hansol loves drinking hot chocolate in the winter

So he's like 

"Lets do a hot choco review" 

And buys 897 types of hot choco 

Or like ten 

wtf eight hundres pluss is too much 

So ur like okay i like hot choco 

and then he pulls out his phone and does a vlive 

"No i am not jealous of joshua hyungs vlive with his gf" 

Yall make like ten cups of hot choco 

and is chaotic 

Idek how u could get injured 

But hey 

It wasnt even the hot water invovled 

but the wrapping of the choco powder 

"Technical difficulties hansol is a big moron" 

U get him a bandaid

"Ya! I am not" 

Yall start reviewing anyway 

*insert try guys eugenes voice* 

Im rihght

 Ur wong 

Shut up 

After trying the first onw 

Ur like wow dis is good 

the second was even better 

The third one u hold

then u realized there were eight more cups 

And that u made so

much 

so u were like "omf there is too much "

then u debated whether or not calling seventeen to drink the rest 

But then hansol was like "ther isnt enough for themm"

Then ur like 

"okay whatabout making a super hotchoco" 

n vernon was like 

???? 

"THATS THE BEST IDEA UVE EVVER HAD" 

SO YALL GET A BIGASS POT 

MIX THE REST IN 

REALIZE U HAVENT RATED THE other cups

 Shrug it off 

and get a cup of the hot choco mix 

"Tastes like corn" 

"Bish dafaq" 

Dino 

Yikes 

so 

Chan is a dumb ho 

and got himself sick at Christmas so 

nononoono thats a no to any cute date ideas 

and its just you and him staying at home 

U personally dont mind 

but hes like "awww but i had so many ideas"

 but obvi U cant risk him getting any sicker than he already is 

So you stay home and take care of him 

and all he can do is complain about everything 

about the cold 

his runny nose 

The lack of taste of the food

 His head ache 

The fact his bed is hot 

And that fact that u have to take care of him 

And treat him like a baby 

"I am not a baby" 

"Listen up, u are always gonna be my baby" 

"Not u toooooo najsjsjjs" 

You make him some hot cocoa 

And hes like "im not drinking that if u call me baby again" 

"Babybabybabybabybaby" 

Ugghgg "If you keep doing that im not going to give u the gift i gotchu" 

"Well das on u" 

And then u end up going ona glaring contest 

Chan ends up giving it to u anyway 

"i hope u choke on it" he grumbles with insencerity 

U coo when u see that its a handwritten letter 

And then u end up crying because hes super soft

N ur super soft

And gahhh u love him so much

 Chan pats ur back because he doesnt want to get u sick if he hugs u  

U sniffle and wipe ur eyes 

"Who's the baby now, cry baby" 

You snarl and pinch his side 

And now i say

This was probably hecking bzd but i hope u enjoyed 

merry CHRISTMAS 

ITS MY FABORITE HOLiDAY 

TAKE CARE Of urselves mwaah

Support me on ko-fi

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Trial & Error

Request: "Can you do a smut of chanwoo. Bestfriend type. Please"

Pairing: Jung Chanwoo/Reader

Genre: smut/fluff

Words: 2.8k

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"No no no hell no." You shook your head.

"It's the best opportunity, we only have 2 weeks until we begin university life. You guys are going to be separated."

"I don't care." You declined. "We are only friends."

"You never even thought about it? Not even once."

"I'm not listening." You left the rack of clothes you were searching through and wandered farther back into the store.

"Come on (Y/N). College boys are experienced, if they find out you're a virgin they might get scared off."

"You guys are unbelievable." You shook your head more.

"Well, we can ask my brother."

"Ew. Stop." You tried to stop your friends.

"You need it."

"You'll love it."

"It's just sex." You put a stop to the nonsense.

"Something a virgin would say."

"You guys are assholes. You think I choose to be single? Like you said we only have two weeks until college, why get involved with a relationship that might end before it even starts."

"That's why we suggested Chanwoo. Just a quickie and then you are all set."

"Once again. Just friends."

"That's insane. How can you be only friends with an attractive guy like him?"

You just shrugged.

"Besides, doing it with him means no strings. You're in and out. So easy."

"He's a guy, just explain the situation and he will totally be cool with it." Both your friends were attacking you.

"It's weird."

"No it's not......your first contender should be someone you trust and Chanwoo is perfect."

"Yeah because I'm going to go right up to him and just say 'can you please have sex with me so I can lose my virginity'."

"Yes. And make sure you're wearing these." Your friend held up so raunchy panties.

-

"Hey (Y/N). I thought you were packing?" You stared at him blankly not believing your friends had sucked you into it. You couldn't help it, you just wanted it so bad.

He waved his hand in front of you to draw back your attention. "Oh um. I don't have much stuff. What about you?"

"Haven't started yet." He smiled.

He was your friend, what were you doing? You never even thought about it. Who were you kidding. You're friends were right. He was beyond attractive and it was crazy how you never imagined before what it would be like but here you were drooling over his looks as he let you inside.

"You okay?" He laughed.

"Are your parents home?"

"No why?" He arched his eyebrows in confusion.

You ran past him upstairs and into his bedroom. You looked through his bedside drawers and noticed the box of condoms you were looking for. You bit your lip in frustration. What the hell now?

"Um (Y/N) I sense you have something on your mind." He looked at you amused.

You threw the condoms back in the drawer and shut it quickly. "Are you dating anyone?"

"Not at the moment." His warm smile affecting your heart when it hadn't before.

"Look, you're probably going to think I'm crazy, or maybe you already think I am...ha ha." You we're being beyond awkward but Chanwoo was too genuine to notice.

Oh god he's staring into my soul. How do I tell him? He probably won't be my friend anymore.

"Spit it out."

"Oh no."

"What is it?" He rushed you.

"Will you please have sex with me?" You covered your face quickly with your hands not wanting to see his reaction. "I Can't believe I actually said it. I'm sorry, I don't know what has gotten over me. My friends are pressuring me about it and I don't even know why it bothered me. I'll go." You we're a rambling mess.

As you tried to pass him he grabbed your arm stopping you. "Wait a second. What is this about?"

"I'm sorry. This was dumb....okay bye." He stopped you again. "My friends said I shouldn't go to college as a virgin because it will scare guys away."

"You're a virgin?" He seemed surprised. "What about Himchan?"

"We broke up before we gotten that far."

"You really want to just lose your virginity, just like that?"

"Well, I want to do it with someone I trust and...." You awkwardly pointed to him. "You're the only guy in my life that seems decent."

He pursued his lips. "Ahh, this is weird. Let's just pretend I never came over."

He shut the door. "By the way. Guys won't get scared if you're a virgin. If anything they will think it's cute."

"Oh god." You whined. "I'm doomed."

"I never knew you guys cared so much."

"You kidding. It's all my friends talk about while I just sit there awkwardly because I clearly can't join in their conversation."

"We have 2 hours until my mom gets home."

"Wait what? You're going to do it?"

"I don't want to see you sleeping with some pervert who doesn't give a shit about you.......And you're suffering clearly." He laughed.

"Thank you....wait....will this change things between us?" You asked.

"I don't know."

"Okay." You nodded.

"Um...so are you like in the mood or...."

"You really haven't done this before." He laughed some more as he shut his window.

"Can you at least show me some sympathy. I'm dying inside."

"You need to relax."

You nodded as he stepped closer to you casing you to lean against his desk. "Just close your eyes."

You did what he said and you felt him gently kiss your neck causing butterflies already. You shivered as you felt him suck the surface so fragilely. He had his hands placed comfortably on your hips until one started moving up under your shirt. His warm hand leaving goosebumps.

You kept your eyes shut not knowing where he would go next. You were so inexperienced every touch was an exciting thrill of different emotions you didn't know how to control. He peppered soft kisses up your jawline until they made its way to your lips softly. His lips were warm but a bit chapped but the thrill was all the same.

"You alright?" He asked you pulling away suddenly.

"Hmmhmm." You couldn't even speak and you kept your eyes closed. You felt like your head was still floating.

"You can do stuff too." He said causing you to finally open your eyes. "Or like you said, get me in the mood."

His smile was too much for you. You blushed knowing exactly what he meant. "Don't be nervous." He grabbed your hand letting you touch down his torso.

"You don't think this is weird?"

"Well at first, since we were friends since the third grade but we're adults now, we can have fun together whatever it is and we both trust each other and care about each other."

"And this changes nothing. I don't want things being awkward after."

"They won't be." He looked at you sweetly.

You nodded and let him get back to work but gently kissing down your neck first. You felt up his abs afraid to go any lower. He sensed you were still nervous and leaned up kissing your lips once again. He lifted up your shirt, taking it off and immediately began to kiss all along your collar bone.

He grabbed your hand not breaking contact and started moving your hand towards his jeans buckle. You helped him pull the leather out of It's hold and began working on his zipper. You gulped just getting closer to the danger zone.

He laughed pulling away.

"Please don't laugh at me. I have no idea what I'm doing."

"Nothing. You're just cute." You rolled your eyes. "It's a good thing." He blushed.

"You want to take this to the bed?" He asked.

You nodded and leaned off the desk making your way to his nice comfortable mattress.

"We'll put the blanket over us so you don't have to see anything." You knew you were being crazy nervous but you actually kind of wanted to see.

"Don't you think we'll get too hot?"

He hit the switch to his ceiling fan. "Maybe you'll be more comfortable by then."

You took a deep breath as you lied down. "I'll relax you first."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Just shut up and trust me." He said as he got closer to you, hovering over you with the blanket covering you both. He worked his way from your lips all the way down to your belly button with sweet and passionate kisses.

He started tugging on your shorts pulling them down your legs, along with your vulgar panties that did him no justice.

"Woah." You whispered as he started kissing up your inner thigh. You knew what he was gonna do and you felt the adrenaline pushing through. Like you were at the top of a roller coaster waiting for the drop to finally happen.

You felt his breath over your sensitive area and you were actually okay now that you couldn't see him from the blockage of the duvet. You whined as he went in, causing a satisfying yet unusual feeling.

You couldn't help but gyrate your hips in motion as he pleasured you that he had to pin you down with his hands.

"Fff." You has no choice but to be vocal. It was all too much to handle. You bite your lip as you felt his fingers started thrusting inside you.

"Shit." You moaned. You felt a craze sensation building up until it had you feeling paralyzed. He pulled away and started kissing up your torso once again until he kissed back to your neck.

"You okay." He saw the paleness in your face.

"Um yeah." You relaxed. "That was amazing." You blushed not wanting to admit it but that's the only thing you can think of. It was.

You saw him lean back and started taking off his jeans. You could see the bulge within his boxers causing butterflies once again.

He tugged off his shirt as well and began to hover over you. He kissed you sweetly as he grabbed your hand once again, guiding it to his waist. This was it, it was your turn to return the favor. He did it with no sweat now you had to show you were just as into this as him. It was your idea to begin with, you needed to stop being so nervous.

You moved your hand along his member on the outside of his boxers slowly. You had never even came close to feeling one before. It was weird but exciting. You began to move your hand back and fourth slowly and you can tell he was feeling affected. You wanted more and you knew he wanted more. You pushed his lose fabric down and slowly grabbed his hard member. You began pumping him at a steady pace letting the juices lubricate. He pulled away and began breathing down your neck feeling the pleasure rising.

"Wait." He stopped you. "Are you ready?"

You just nodded innocently and he began searching for a condom that you saw earlier. You watched him put it on, causing more butterflies.

"This will hurt at first but it will be fine."

You nodded once again understanding. "Just let me know if you can't handle the pain. I'll go slow."

You let him kiss you one more time before you felt him slowly enter you. He was right the pain was something else. Not enjoyable you might say.

He didn't go full it but instead thrusting it slowly just to let you adjust. Your eyes watered from the sensation. "You okay?"

"Yeah. I liked the other thing better."

He smiled knowing exactly what you meant.

Once he read your body he looked up once again asking. "Does it still hurt?"

"Just a little. It's getting better." You relaxed more as the pleasure was slowing started to overcome the pain.

"Okay. Go faster." You said once the pain was finally gone.

He nodded and began to move against you at a much quicker pace. Now that you got the hard parts out of the way you both actually enjoyed it. He leaned down kissing your neck once again and began working on your chest. He moved your bra up and out of the way and began sucking on your left nipple.

You couldn't help but moan as so many different feelings washed over your body. You leaned your head back farther into the pillows feeling the ecstasy. You were just happy no one was around from all the noises coming from the room. The creak in his bed bring back old memories.

"Fuck." You whined as you felt that feeling build up once again, but this time it was stronger. This time you felt your toes go numb and almost like electricity travel up your body.

You felt extra sensitive from him still working against you. "Almost there." He breathed out seeing you weak.

His pace worked its way down as you finally felt him jerk inside. He moved to the side of you feeling exhausted. You kicked off the blanket feeling too warm, not even caring you were fully exposed. He threw away the used condom as he sat up and pulled on his boxers once again.

"Um...you can shower if you want. The first time is usually pretty gross."

You sat up next to him. "What about you?"

"I can wait."

"Okay." You grabbed your stuff covering your body as you made your way to the bathroom.

Chanwoo uncovered the bed as you began your shower. The mess you made was unpleasant and needed it to be washed.

Once you were fully dressed in your clothes you combed your fingers through your wet hair, trying to tame it a little.

"I'll meet you downstairs. Help yourself to anything in the fridge." He sweetly said and walked into the bathroom.

It wasn't long you had to wait. Ten minutes top and all you did was help yourself to a soda and ice pop.

He enter the kitchen looking fine as hell as he was freshly showered.

"So um." You tried to make conversation. "Thank you."

"Anytime."

You quickly turned around to hide your blush as you threw your wrapper in the garbage.

"You're going to SU right?" He asked.

"Yeah." You leaned against the counter looking at him again.

"I'm going to YU."

"Really?" You asked. "We'll only be a few blocks apart."

"We should do something before we go."

"Like what?" You shrugged.

"I don't know. Go to the beach. Amusement park."

"Sure." You smiled while biting your lip.

He leaned on the counter next to you and gently pushed you. You pushed him back like the good old days. He looked at you warmly until his eyes wandered down to your neck.

His face dropped. "I'm sorry about that."

"Oh...that's okay. I can cover it with makeup."

"It didn't hurt did it?" He leaned in closer looking at your neck more precisely.

"No." Once he leaned up he brought his lips to yours softly. It didn't take you long to respond and he had you up sitting on the counter as he made his way more comfortable between your legs. You grabbed the collar of his shirt as he deepened the kiss.

"Shall we go back upstairs?" He said causing you to smack his chest.

"I'm sore." You forced him to lean down to kiss you once again.

You heard the front door open causing you to be alert but he didn't stop kissing you. You moaned and pushed him away quickly hopping off the counter.

"Hey you two." His mother smiled at you sweetly as she put groceries on the kitchen table.

"What are you kids up to?" She continued to ask and you quickly covered your hickies with your hair.

"Exercising."

You sucked in your lips nervously as you elbowed his side, stunned he just said that.

"Oh (Y/N), give these to your mother please." She handed you a basket of cookies.

"Would love to." You smiled.

"What kind of exercises? I'm always trying to get him to do yoga with me."

As Chanwoo was about to open his mouth you cut him off quickly. "Just a quick jog around the block."

"It was nice seeing you Mrs. Jung." You bowed before running out the door.

"Wait (Y/N)." Chanwoo followed you.

"You. You are such a dumbass."

"Sorry, it's the first thing to pop into my head." He laughed.

You rolled your eyes playfully.

"So beach tomorrow?" He smiled.

"Fine." You smiled back.

"It's a date." He turned back heading inside.

Does this mean you're more then friends now? You didn't want things to change with your friendship but now you were glad they were. Your friends were right.

[littleevilisa]

Dr. Hot Buns outtake #2 - The Secret

I have nothing to say for myself.

This outtake is not much Everlark focused, there’ no actual Peeta in it, but it introduces some things that will be important in the next chapter, and the following ones. I don’t know when those will be posted, though.

Anyway, watch out for some light swearing and allusion to sex. But nothing explicit.

This is not betaed, so all mistakes are mine.

I'm about to sit on the couch, a well deserved glass of red wine in hand, wearing only my underwear and a shirt Peeta forgot here a couple of month ago, when there's a knock at my front door.

I stop halfway through the living room, trying to figure out who could it be, especially at this time in the evening.

The only person that comes to my mind is Peeta. The other people that would come visit me live in other states, or at least would call me before showing up.

It's strange, though. Peeta hasn't come to my place in a while. Lately, unless we spend the night at his apartment, we don't see each other that much outside of work. Since we returned from Panem, he's been really busy helping with Dr. Cresta's latest research while she's still on maternity leave, and he's been pulling many all nighters this past month. When he's not in the lab or the O.R., he's too tired to do much else than have a quiet meal, cuddle a little, and sleep. Tonight he was supposed to be at the hospital, too. Oh well, perhaps he changed idea and decided to come and see me.

A sly smile spreads over my face, already anticipating the good sex – 'cause, you know, he kinda owns me that by now – I'm about to get, or at least the good food Peeta could be bringing.

At the door, just to be extra sure, I take a look through the peephole, and all my enthusiasm dies instantly.

I leave my glass on the coffee table, and run to my bedroom to get some pants on. Then I begrudgingly go open the door.

“What took you so long, Everdeen?”

“How the fuck do you know where I live?” I ask back.

Johanna Mason blatantly ignores me, pushes me aside, and enters.

I don't have the mental strength to protest, so I just sigh and close the door.

“So?” I ask again, crossing my arms. “What are you doing here?”

Johanna takes off her coat and sits on the couch, ogling the glass of wine on the coffee table as if pondering if she could have it, then shrugs. “I don't know” she says. “Madge texted me your address and told me to get here ASAP. I just finished my shift. Hasn't she told you anything?”

I fish my cellphone out of the bag I left next to the front door when I got home from work and look for any message from Madge. Not a thing.

“She must've forgotten” Johanna infers as I show her my phone.

This is definitely not what I wanted to do tonight. After a very tiring day at the hospital, I just wanted to shower and relax. Now, apparently, I will have to host a girl night, which I'm very much opposed to. I mean, Madge is a good friend of mine, and I tolerate Johanna alright. But I really don't wanna listen to any drama, that's not my thing.

I walk to the coffee table and grab the glass, halving its content in a long gulp. I hope it will help ease the headache that I'm sure is about to come.

All the while, Johanna has been looking at me, her head tilted to the side and a puzzled expression on her face. She points her finger at me. “Is that a man shirt you're wearing?”

I panic. I don't know why I do, but I do.

Why would anyone ask such a question? Why is she? Is she suspecting something? Has she figured out anything? I mean, it's a simple, light blue shirt, exactly like many others. But Peeta always wears such nice clothes, who knows, maybe she's seen him wearing it before?

Ok. Ok. Katniss, calm down. No need for spiraling. It's just a simple question, give her an excuse.

I finish the wine to buy myself more time to come up with something.

“It's my father's” I lie. “I bought it for him, but it's the wrong size. I lost the receipt and couldn't change it, so I'm using it”.

For some reason, I don't think Johanna is convinced.

I don't have to think of something else, thankfully. There's another knock at the front door.

Madge marches inside as soon as I open the door. It's almost like no one needs permission to come inside my place.

Madge immediately starts walking back and forth in the living room. “Thanks for coming here” she says.

“I live here”.

She ignores me. “I know that maybe you had better things to do tonight, but this is really important and I need to tell someone and you guys are the only people that can understand what's going on”.

“Yeah... Why does this thing nave to be at my place?” I ask.

“Because Johanna was working and I was home. Your place is in the middle” she says matter-of-factly. Then she stops walking and looks at me with a confused expression. “Is that a man shirt?”

I almost throw my hands in the air. What is this sudden interest in what I'm wearing?

“She says it's her father's” Johanna says. I detect a note of skepticism in her voice.

Madge doesn't look that much interested in it anymore, and dismisses the whole shirt thing with a flick of her hand.

“Whatever. Never mind. The thing I have to tell you...” Madge stars pulling at her woolen scarf and hat, as if only now realizing that she's still wearing them. She gets frustrated when the scarf almost strangles her. She leaves it on place, resorting to just unzip her windbreaker. “I don't know how it happened. I mean, I know how it happened. I don't know how it happened”.

“Princess!” Johanna interrupts her. “Cut the rambling. Spit it out”.

Madge sighs. “I...” She throws her head back and grunts. “I...” She looks at the floor, her hands on her hips. After some more stalling, she spits it out. “I'm pregnant”.

I fall sitting on the couch armrest, the glass almost slips out of my grasp.

“Shit!” Johanna lets out after a moment of silence.

Madge starts whining, a sound I've never heard from her before.

“Does Thresh know?” Johanna asks her.

Madge decided to give Thresh Montgomery a chance around Christmas time, after months of him obviously pining after her and blatantly flirting with her. It was so clear, even I realized it before Madge. And I usually don't register this kind of things.

“He doesn't. But...” Madge lowers her voice in a barely audible whisper. “He's not the father”.

“What?” Johanna sounds surprised. I guess she never expected the very silent and collected Madge Undersee to see more than one man at a time. Hell, I certainly didn't.

“We didn't ever have sex, yet” Madge confesses.

“Why not?” I think Johanna is confused by the fact she wouldn't 'tap that fine ass', as she once so elegantly put it referring to Thresh.

“I have a three dates policy, and we only went on two” Madge sighs. “At this point, I doubt there will ever be a third”.

“Then, who's it?” I ask. I don't know if I want to know it, though.

“You promise not to judge me?” Madge bites her bottom lip. She's never looked this conflicted before.

Johanna and I share a look. She nods for the both of us.

Madge scrunches up her face, as if in shame. “Seneca Crane”.

“What!?” I shout.

“Ew!” Johanna must feel as disgusted as me at the mere thought of the sleazy, bearded pervert putting his hands on our friend.

“You guys promised you wouldn't judge me!” Madge shouts back.

“But... But...” Johanna stammers. “Ew! How on earth did that happen?”

“I don't know! It was right after Thanksgiving. I was still pretty mad because of the Senator – you know how irritating the Senator can be, I told you. And Crane was... I don't know... charming, I guess. I just wanted to do something that would piss my father off. So I did him”.

Madge comes and sits between Johanna and me.

“What do you want to do?” I ask her.

“I don't know” she says. “I don't think I want to... get rid of... I always wanted children. I just never expected it to happen this way. Especially not with Crane! But...” she puts her head in her hands and starts silently weeping. “I don't know”.

I instinctively put my arm around her shoulders as Johanna embrace her by the waist.

We stay like this for who knows how long, shushing Madge and cradling her between us, trying to give her all the strength we can muster.

Suddenly, Johanna sniggers. She puts her head on Madge's shoulder. “Wanna know something nice?” she asks her. “This will definitely piss the Senator off”.

Madge snorts and wipes away some tears with her windbreaker sleeves. Finally, some of the concern seems to be lifted from Madge's face, leaving its place to a little, pretty smile.

Johanna sits back on the couch and sighs. “I guess that, since you just shared with us such an important news, perhaps I should tell you guys something, too. A secret for a secret, as they say.” She plays with the hem of her skirt and look at us from under her thick lashes.

“You're pregnant, too?” I blurt out. Please, one pregnant friend at a time is more than I can handle.

“What? No! Babies are not for me, thank you”. She look at Madge. “No offense”.

“None taken”.

“I'm not supposed to tell anyone. I shouldn't even know this” Johanna continues. “Finnick told me because, of course, he cannot keep his big mouth shut. The Chief and other doctors are working to buy the hospital, to bypass the board”.

What the hell?! “How?” I ask.

“Snow wants to eliminate the intern program. He's of the opinion that PMH is getting a bad reputation for some of the interns we got during the years. We are losing money somehow, and since he is the one investing the biggest amount on us, he'd like to see it spent for a better purpose. Like that super dope machine you guys from General were craving for lately”.

I'm speechless. Madge, Peeta and I just became fellows, but if Snow has it his way who knows if we will still have our jobs. I don't understand why he would close the intern program. Thanks to it, we had the chance to learn from some of the best surgeons of the country. I would never take away from anyone the possibility to be in the same O.R. as Dr. Abernathy, to see him do his magic on a heart.

“Can he do that?” Madge asks as she cleans her runny nose on the back of her hand. Gross.

Johanna shrugs. “He can, unfortunately. As the major investor, he's also the member of the board with the most importance. He can decide how his money get spent, and he can very easily convince the other board members to do whatever he pleases. You know the man, he's capable of far worst”.

She's right. I still remember Brutus Willis, the previous Chief of Trauma. During our second year as interns, he dared speak up against the board's decision – or, should I say, Snow's decision – to cut the funds for PMH Trauma Center. Dr. Odair told Johanna, who obviously told us, that since then Dr. Willis still hasn't found a job in the States. He had to go back to the army, to a war zone in the Middle East. We don't know which one. Apparently, Dr. Odair's net of information isn't vast enough.

“Couldn't we get rid of Snow without buying out the hospital?” Madge asks.

“Not really” Johanna says. “If he takes his money away, there's no way to know which investors will stay, and which will follow him. That's why the Chief and Abernathy were trying to persuade Alma Coin to take Snow's place as major investor. It would help reassuring the other investors the hospital won't cost them more than expected”.

I don't personally know Alma Coin. I do know she's an up-and-coming entrepreneur with interests in many fields, from healthcare to military defense, though. I don't particularly like her, to be completely honest. But if she can somehow help keep up the intern program, I will learn to respect her.

“It's not over, yet” Johanna says as she deciphers the relief on our faces. Of fucking course. “She agreed almost immediately. Because of that, neither the Chief or Abernathy trusted her completely, it felt too easy, and they we're right not to. Turns out she's of the same mind as Snow. Plus, she wants to cut the hospital's staff by 25 per cent. Which means that all new fellows and residents will be fired, as well as nurses, security guards, janitors... you name it.”

“That bitch!” Madge has shifted from confused and sad to outright furious.

“No need to bring out the big words, Princess”. Johanna pats her on the back with a smirk. “That's where the buying out part comes into play. Abernathy has Miss Trinket working on a deal with the Taylor Heart Center. I've heard that he knows Edna Taylor from back in the days. If the Taylors agree, they will take both Snow's and Coin's places as investors, but will leave all executive decisions to the newly formed board. Which will consist in only doctors from PMH.”

Oh, my God. This is huge! Finally the hospital will be able to direct money where it's needed, and won't always have to consider the profit over the adequate treatment of our patients, let alone of the whole staff. Not to mentions that, maybe, I would be able to meet the Taylors!

The name Taylor is quite famous in the world of Cardiothoracic surgery. In the early '80s, after getting himself a huge fame of one of the greatest, most innovative mind in the field, Aaron Taylor founded the first Taylor Heart Center here, in D.C. Soon, two more followed, one in New York City and one in Miami. Today, the Taylor Heart Centers are among the most renowned private clinics of the country. They don't need investors to stay afloat. They are their own investor.

Johanna continues. “It's not completely certain, yet. First, the Taylors want more doctors on board with the investment. They can't buy the hospital all by themselves. So far, aside from the Chief and Abernathy, they got Lyme, Paylor, and Aurelius. And Finnick and Annie, of course”.

Madge curses between her teeth. “If only I had my own money instead of my father's, I would have helped, too” she says.

Johanna and I both nod in agreement.

“I heard Peeta was thinking of joining the rebel doctors”.

This last piece of information from Johanna catches me unprepared. How is he supposed to be of any help in this situation? Yeah, he has a pretty great apartment in the city, and once he confessed to me that he didn't have a student loan to pay back, but I don't think he has that much more money. I mean, why would he even have all that money in the first place? “With which money?” I ask Johanna.

She shrugs.

We all fall silent for a while, most likely all contemplating the big news that were reveled tonight.

The rumors circulating around the hospital of a possible mutiny turned out to be true, and even more juicy than we could possibly think. The Taylors! Buying PMH! And Madge is pregnant with Seneca Crane's baby.

As this particular thought crosses my mind, I feel the need to ingest more alcohol. I bring the glass to my mouth, and realize that it's empty only when the much desired liquid doesn't hit my lips.

Perhaps I should get myself another glass of wine. Should I offer it to the girls, too? Well, Madge probably won't be drinking wine. But Johanna would accept it gladly. If I give a glass to Johanna but not to Madge, would she be offended that I didn't even think to ask her? And if I ask her, would she be offended that I assumed she would drink while pregnant? Nah, I shouldn't give wine to neither. I should take a glass for myself, though.

“So.” Johanna's voice interrupts the wine-related stream of thought in my head. I turn my head to look at my friends, their faces do not promise anything good. “We have shared our secrets with you, Everdeen. Do you have something to share with us, too?”

What the fuck are they talking about? Are they talking about what I think they're talking about? Do they already know what they're asking and they're trying to get it out of me with some kind of trick? Or a guilt trip? Ah! Jokes on them! I don't feel guilty about anything at all. I won't tell them a thing about Peeta Mellark!

I shake my head, trying to play it off nonchalantly.

Madge and Johanna share an unconvinced look. “Are you sure, Katniss?” Madge insists. “Nothing at all?”

“Nope.” I decide it's time to get myself more wine. I get up and head towards the kitchen. “Do you guy want anything to drink?”

I won't tell them a single thing.

[fluidityandgiggles]

The Plastics: Phase 2

(Phase 1 - part 1, part 2)

—————

“I’m so sorry, sweetheart!” Roman was looming over the sink, trying his best not to stare at his boyfriend.

His very much shirtless boyfriend.

Roman knew how much Virgil loved his 7-Eleven slurpees. (Part of him liked the fact that his boyfriend was a less-homicidal version of JD.) But sadly, so did Remy. So when Remy told Roman to throw Virgil’s slurpee at him... he couldn’t argue against that.

It was Remy, after all.

But he isn’t going to complain about his boyfriend being shirtless.

“It’s perfectly fine, it was just a slurpee.” Virgil gave Roman a smile that he would never be caught, dead or alive, giving to anyone. “Just... do you have a spare shirt?”

“Do you mind that it’s Wednesday?”

—

Having lunch with the Plastics was like leaving the real world and entering “Popular World”. And Popular World had a lot of rules.

“You can’t wear a tank top two days in a row,” Roman told me. “And we only wear track pants on Fridays.”

Well... let’s consider the issue with the statement. That day, both Remy and Roman were wearing jeans. Remy’s blue, and Roman’s white. Their shirts were pink, though.

And Emile... yeah. He was in a skirt.

“I mean, not just you. Like, any of us. Okay, like, if I was wearing track pants today, I would be sitting over there with the drama kids.” Emile started giggling. “You think this is a joke? Drama club is not a joke.”

“We know, Roman.”

“Oh, and we always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group.” Understandable. “Well, I mean, you wouldn’t buy clothes without asking your friends first if they look good on you.”

“I wouldn’t?”

“Right. Oh, and it’s the same with guys.” I think this was when Roman’s leg started jumping. “Like, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.”

And then Roman looked at Virgil. Who was playing with a pair of aviators. Well... if I had to guess...

“A hundred and twenty calories, and forty-eight calories from fat...” So Remy could read labels. Nice. “What percent is that?”

“Forty-eight into one-twenty...?”

“I’m only eating foods with less than 30% calories from fat.”

“It’s 40%.” The confused looks I got from Remy and Roman were... weird. Let’s call them weird. “Well, 48 over 120 equals X over 100, and then you cross-multiply and get the value of X.”

“...whatever. I’m getting cheese fries.”

Sure, Remy. Sure.

As soon as Remy got away, though... Roman started talking. “So, have you seen any guys that you think are cute yet?”

“We’re all gay here,” Emile said. I think to himself. I hope to himself.

“Well...” Better be honest. “There’s this guy in my calculus class-”

“Who is it?”

“It’s a senior?” Yes, Roman. It’s a senior.

“His name’s Patton Graham.”

If I had to compare this moment to anything... it would probably be a bomb drop. Roman started a chorus of “no”s, with Emile joining in every now and again.

“Oh no, you can’t like Patton Graham!”

The literal angel descended from heaven to grace this world with his beauty and overall being? Sure. Why? Can you explain why, Roman? Huh? You wanna try an explanation, bitch?

“That’s Remy’s ex-boyfriend.”

Oh.

“They went out for a year.” Thankfully, this was said by Emile. Roman’s voice was starting to annoy me.

“Yeah.” And... we’re back. “And he was devastated when Patton broke up with him last summer.”

“I thought he dumped him for Ollie Hendricks.”

“Okay, irregardless. Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that’s just, like... the rules of feminism. Or something.”

I swear I heard Virgil snort.

“Don’t worry. I’ll never tell Remy what you said. It’ll be our little secret.”

I seriously doubted it.

—

“We define the sum of the infinite geometric series...”

Even though I wasn’t allowed to like Patton, I was still allowed to look at him. And think about him. And talk to him.

“Hey, Pat-”

“Hey, you’re the Africa guy, right?” A guy (who, to be fair, looks like a top hat would just fit him perfectly, he’s just that kind of creepy) asked me. As I was going to talk to Patton.

Rude much?

“Yeah.”

“I’m Dorian Pechmann, captain of the North Shore Mathletes. We participate in math challenges against other high schools around the state, and we’re missing a member. You should think about joining.”

“Oh, you’d be perfect for it!” Our teacher - Ms. Torres - jumped in.

“Yeah, definitely.”

“Great, great. Let me give you my card!”

This guy has a card...?

‘Dorian Pechmann - Math Enthusiast/Bad-ass M.C.’

It even includes his phone number. Lovely.

“Okay, so... think it over. Cause we’d like to actually compete this year.”

Okay...

—

Patton actually almost talked to me later that day, if only Remy didn’t pull up near the football field and screamed “get in, loser, we’re going shopping!”

Remy is like the Barbie doll I never had. I’d never seen anybody so glamorous.

“So how do you like North Shore?” Emile asked me in the mall.

“It’s good. I think I’m joining the mathletes.”

And again with the booming chorus of no.

“You cannot do that,” Remy said. Incredibly harsh for a valley girl. “This is social suicide. Damn, you are so lucky you have us to guide you!”

And then Roman spaced out. And I could see why. Over in the shop we were passing...

There was Virgil.

I was starting to suspect more and more.

Being at Old Orchard Mall kind of reminded me of being home in Africa. By the watering hole. When the animals are in heat.

“Oh my god there’s Jason!”

“Where? ...oh, there he is.”

“And he’s with Taylor Wedell!”

Remember Jason? From the cafeteria? Yeah. The poor person he was now picking up...

Was a girl.

“I heard they’re going out.”

“Wait...” Remy’s smirk grew into a vicious smile. If we can call it that. “Jason’s not going out with Taylor. No. He cannot blow you off like that. He’s such a little skeez. Give me your phone.”

“You’re not gonna call him... right?”

“Do you think I’m an idiot?”

“No.”

It took Remy exactly three seconds to dial up a number - how exactly? - and ask for “Wedell on South Boulevard.”

“Caller ID-”

“Not when you connect from Information.” And then, “Hello, may I please speak to Taylor Wedell?”

I swear his voice became more feminine when he said that.

“Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her give me a call as soon as she can. It’s urgent. Thank you!”

And then, “she’s not going out with anyone.”

“Okay,” Roman said, finally smiling. “That was so fetch!”

It took just a couple seconds after that for Taylor Wedell to run away screaming.

—

Remy’s house was bigger than I have ever known a house to be. His step-mom was incredibly plastic-y, like a tv trophy wife or something, and his sister - oh god, his sister! His poor, sweet, innocent preteen sister - was watching MTV.

I honestly don’t think the content was entirely age appropriate.

His step-mom also offered us drinks that could have passed for alcoholic, which was even more worrying for a second.

But his room...

“It was my parents’ room,” Remy told me. “But I made them trade me.”

Bitch...

Even worse, bitch who flaunts around his ex-boyfriends. Like all the pictures of Patton he has hanging on his door.

“Logan, do you even know who sings this?” Remy asked me about the music that was playing on the radio.

“Umm... One Direction?”

“Oh my god, I love him! He’s like a Martian!”

Is that a... compliment...?

“God, my hips are huge!” Emile was checking himself out in the mirror... why?

Is that what friends do...? Gay people as a whole...? What?

“Oh please, I hate my calves.” Something about Roman’s tone sounded incredibly fake.

“At least you guys don’t have huge shoulders.”

I used to think there was just fat and skinny. Apparently, there’s a lot of things that can be wrong about your body.

And so, after listing about eleven hundred things that are wrong about their bodies, they turned to me. Expected me to talk.

Well... “I have really bad breath in the morning.”

“...ew.”

And then, “Oh my god, I remember this!” Emile was holding a pink album.

‘The Burn Book.’

“I haven’t looked at that in forever! Come check it out, Logan!”

“It’s our Burn Book,” Roman told me. “See, we cut out pictures of people from the yearbook, mostly girls, sometimes also guys, and then we wrote comments.”

“Trang Pak is a grotsky little bitch.” “Still true!”

“Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin.” “Still half true!”

“Amber d’Alessio masturbated with a hot dog.”

“Virgil Thompson,” Emile read out. “Stoner.”

Wait, what?

“Who is that?”

“I think it’s that kid Thomas,” Roman said. His voice still sounded... well, off.

“Yeah. He’s almost too gay to function.”

“Ha, that’s funny! Put that in there.”

Oh no. What have I done. Maybe that was only okay when Virgil said it.

—

“And they have this book, this Burn Book, where they write mean things about a lot of people in our grade.”

Virgil looked incredibly enthusiastic. Maybe a bit too much for the situation.

“What does it say about me?”

That you’re a stoner. “You’re not in it.”

“Those assholes.” He seemed to enjoy it far too much.

“Will this minimize my pores?” Thomas was holding a tube of... whatever cream that was.

“No. Logan, you gotta steal that book.”

“No way!”

“Oh, come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what a dick he really is!”

“I don’t steal.”

“That is for your feet!” Virgil literally snatched the new cream from Thomas’ hands the second he brought it up. “Logan, there are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff, and people who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

“Does that mean I’m morally obligated to burn that lady’s outfit?”

Thomas really shouldn’t have said that, probably.

“Oh my god, that’s Ms. Torres.”

“I love seeing teachers outside of school! It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs!”

“Oh, hey, guys,” Ms. Torres called as she came to the counter. “What’s up? I didn’t know you worked here.”

“Yeah, moderately priced soaps are my calling.”

“You shopping?”

“No, no. I’m just here with my boyfriend.” Yeah... literally the only other customer in the shop. “Joking. Sometimes older people make jokes.”

“My nana takes her wig off when she’s drunk.”

“Your nana and I have that in common,” she deadpanned. “No, actually I’m just here because I bartend a couple nights a week down at P.J. Calamity’s. Logan, I hope you do join Mathletes, you know. Because we start in a couple weeks.”

“I think I’m gonna do it.”

“Great!”

“You can’t join Mathletes, it’s social suicide!” Thomas rushed to say.

“Thanks, Thomas.” And then, “well... this has been sufficiently awkward. And I’ll see you guys tomorrow.”

“Oh man, that is bleak,” Virgil sighed when Ms. Torres left. “So, when are you gonna see Remy again?”

“I can’t spy on him anymore. It’s weird.”

“Come on, he’s never gonna find out! It’s just... it’ll be like our little secret!”

Okay then...

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Aiden Steiner*The Bet

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Prompts:

- Is it weird that I actually had fun?

- Pull yourself together!

 A/N: this is for @tailsbeth-writes teen wolf writing challenge. Also this is probably one of the longer x Readers I’ve done.

 “Do I have to go?”

“Why’d you even sign up for track?” I ask Stiles with a sigh as I tie my hair up.

“Coach said all Lacrosse players had to. No exceptions.” Scott sent Stiles a pointed look.

Stiles sighed as we walked to where the rest of the runners waited. “Yeah well, it's not fair.” He crossed his arms. “You’ve got werewolf powers and you…” He turned to me. I waited with a raised eyebrow “You are a weirdo. Who likes running?” He threw his hands up.

“Can we run ahead and leave him?”

Scott sighed. “No fighting. I cant be bothered stitching Stiles up after the fight.”

“Who said I’d lose?!” Stiles complained. “Scott?!”

“Here comes dumb and dumber” I warn Scott.

Looking over his shoulder he see’s the twins walking near us. Ethan walks ahead while Aiden comes over. “Looking good (Y/N).”

“What?” I really don’t want to deal with him. Sure he’s hot but he’s the enemy. He’s also incredibly annoying.

“Cant I just pay a pretty girl a compliment.” I give him an ‘oh really’ look and cross my arms. “Fine. I've got a bet for you. If me and Ethan-“

“Ethan and I.” I correct him.

He smirks “Ethan and I, beat you and your pack across the finish line, you need to go on a date with me.”

“Hmm let me think…” I fake think, pursing my lips. “Bite me.” I give him the fakest smile possible.

“Can I?” He steps closer causing Scott to growl at him. “Cmon, why not? Scared your gonna lose?”

“Fine.” Stiles tries to interject but I cover his mouth. “But when we beat you, you need to do what I say for a week, plus leave me alone.”

“1 day,” he counters “And I won't bother you for a month”

“4 days and 3 months.”

“2 days and 2 months.”

“Deal,” I smirk. Scott better run fast. Something wet touches my hand. “EW! Stiles!” I yelp, moving my hand away as quick as possible. Stiles smirks as I wipe my hand on a tree.

Aiden chuckles and walks away. “Why?” Was all Scott said.

“Cmon, you’re a werewolf too. Plus we know all the shortcuts.” Scott nods. “I'm going to go tell Issac. And you better run. Fast.” I tell Scott as I walk away.

 When I see Isaac I notice the twins on either side of him as he ties his lace. “Move,” I tell the twins as I stand behind scarf boy. They share a look before complying. I bent down next to Issac and tell him “You better beat them. My bet depends on it.”

“What bet?”

“You don’t wanna find out.” The whistle blows and the twins sprint off. I yank Isaac up and begin dead sprinting. “Use your werewolf speed dumbass.”

  Isaac, Scott and the twins are soon so far ahead I cant see them. Seeing Stiles a little behind me I reduce my speed. “The bet?” He asks.

“I'm not dumb, how am I meant to beat an alpha?”

“True.”

We keep running but only for a minute before we see the body. “Oh my god,” I mutter, my hand going up to cover my mouth. “That was no wolf.”

Scott and Isaac soon joined us. I didn’t really pay attention to them, or anything until the sheriff showed up. “He was a senior,” Scott told the coach.

“He wasn’t on the team was he?”

“Are you being serious? Is that all you care about you-“ My anger is muffled by Stiles putting his hand over my mouth. I glare at him and he slowly removes his hand.

As we begin the walk back to school Isaac starts accusing the twins. “I hate to break it to you Isaac but what werewolf, alpha’s as well, use human tools? They have claws.” I jump to Stiles defence. He’s right, he normally is.

“Or maybe they don’t want to be caught.” He suggested, “Don’t you think it’s a bit of a coincidence that once they show up people start dying?”

“I cant deal with your bickering.” I wave them off and walk ahead. I know neither Isaac or Stiles will back down.

I hear someone running to catch up “Hey, you ok?” I don’t need to turn to know its Aiden.

“We just found a dead guy. What do you think?”

He looked down for a moment “It wasn’t us.”

“I know.”

Aiden seemed confused “You do?”

“Yup. Their human tools, you have claws. Theirs so many easier, cleaner ways for a werewolf to kill.”

We walk in silence apart from the sound of my phone buzzing as Stiles no doubt texts me non stop about why Aiden is with me. “So, about the bet?” Aiden starts “I think I won since we did get further.”

“But you didn’t win. No one wins, the bets null and void.”

He sighs “That’s not fair.”

“Lifes not fair.”

“How about a new bet?” I nod, motioning for him to continue. He stops and stands in front of me, making me stop too. “I take you on a date,” I cross my arms “And if you don’t like it then I’ll leave you alone forever.”

“And do what I say for a week?” he hums a yes. “Ok,” I say slowly “But what are you getting out of it?”

“If you do enjoy it, which you will, and I win you have to kiss me.” He grins while I frown. I've never actually had my first kiss. I don’t want it to be because of a bet. “So what do you say? Too scared you’re gonna like it?”

“You’re on.”

  “You agreed to what!?” Stiles yelled as I paced in his room. He and Scott sat on his bed while I burned holes in the carpet.

“Wait, its fine. You don’t like him so you won't enjoy it.” Scott pointed out.

I nodded along. “Yeah, plus I could lie.”

“He’d hear it. But you don’t like Aiden. Do you?” Stiles pressed.

“You’re right.” I flung myself onto his desk chair. “It’ll be fine.”

  I figured I wouldn’t enjoy it so there was no point in dressing up. I stood in front of my mirror wearing skinny jeans, top, and flannel. Just normal clothes. I did throw on a little extra makeup and jewellery but only because I want to, not for Aiden.

The doorbell rings “(Y/N)! Get the door!” my annoying brother/sister yells.

“Whatever!” I reply. I yank open the door to come face to face with Aiden.

“ready to go?” He smiles. Smiles, not grin or smirk. Weird.

“Sure” I step outside and take in his appearance. He’s wearing a leather jacket, jeans, and black button up. I keep it to myself but he actually looks good. Damn wolf.

“You look beautiful.” I snap my head to face him.

normally its hot or good looking or something like that. “I'm wearing jeans and a flannel?” I say confused.

“You still look great.” We get to the street and I see his bike. He hands me a helmet and starts to put his own on. “Have you ever ridden?” I shake my head and stare at the bike. It looks cool but its kinda scary. “Scared?” he teased.

“Never.” I place the helmet on and try to get the stupid strap.

“Let me.” He reaches up and clips it on, his hands staying there for a moment before dropping “There. Wouldn’t want you getting hurt.”

We climb on the bike and I ask “Where do I put my hands?”

He looks over his shoulder and I see the grin on his face “On me.” I make an annoyed face. He sighs “Either hold onto my shoulders or out your arms around my waist.” I place my hands on his shoulders. “Ready?” I nod.

He starts the bike and I jerk forward at the start causing me to grab on tighter. As he gets a bit faster I move my hands to put my arms around his waist and hold onto him. “Faster!” I laugh as I get used to the feeling.

He goes faster and I grin as though I'm on a roller coaster. Eventually, though we stop and I climb off, fiddling with the helmet to get it off. As it comes off I only have to glance to realise “My hairs a mess.”

“It's …adorable.” He ruffles it and I swat his hand away.

I turn away and look to see where we are. “Bowling?”

“Yeah, Ethan suggested it. Its where he and Danny went so, figured I’d try.” He rubbed the back of his neck.

“Ethan has taste. I love bowling.”

“Really?” His face lights up slightly and I just nod.

 The night was actually fun. Turns out Aiden had only played once before so I had to show him how to do it without the barriers up. After a couple goes he got the hang of it and got good. I still won though.

As finish the game and walk away it dawns on me that I'm having fun. I was so swept up in bowling I forgot about the bet. “Want to go get something to eat?” Aiden snaps me from my thoughts.

“Nah, I feel kinda sicky.” I make up an excuse.

His face falls but he nods. “You alright to go on the bike then?”

“Probably. I'm just gonna run to the restroom first.” I almost sprint away from him and into the restroom.

 I stand in front of the mirror and run my hands over my face. “Damn it” I mutter softly.  I look into the mirror and try to brace myself. Be calm, he can hear your heartbeat.

I splash a little water on my face and tell myself “Pull yourself together!” before walking out to meet Aiden.

“Ready?”

“Yup.”

  The bike pulls up to my house and I got off and took the helmet off. Aiden copied me and stood beside me and I hand him the helmet. “So…what’d you think? Who won?”

“I think-“ I started off slowly but was cut off by my brother/sister.

“Where have you been? I've had to lie to mum and dad all night.” They storm towards us. They look at Aiden “Oh you owe me.”

“I've got to go.”

He goes to say something but I'm already halfway to my house. He gets on his bike and I hear him drive away.

“Did you at least enjoy it?” My brother/sister asked.

“I wasn’t supposed to.”

  The next day at school I avoid him like the plague. I know if he asks it'll be game over. So far I've made it to lunch which I’m spending sitting with Stiles and Scott at a picnic table outside.

“You’ve been awfully quiet today.” Scott snaps me from my daze.

Stiles joined in “Yeah, normally you’ve insulted me at least twice by now.”  

“You’re hairs a mess, you’re jeeps a junker and Lydia is way out of your league. Better?”

“Ouch,” Stiles complained. “Too personal. Wait, is this about last night?”

“Uh!” I groan, laying my head on the table. “Can we not talk about it.”

“Um (Y/N)?” I lift my head up to face Scott “You might want to tell him that.” I look over my shoulder to see Aiden walking over.

“Damn it.” I sigh.

Aiden smirks as he approaches and takes a seat next to me. “Ladies, (Y/N). How are we?”

“Better before you were here.” Trust Stiles with the sass.

“(Y/N), can I talk to you? Alone?”

I inwardly sigh but know I cant avoid it. “Sure.” Aiden gets up and I follow him.

 He leads me to the side of the school where theirs no one but us. “So, who won?” Aiden asked

“Me.”

“Really?” He raised an eyebrow. “Then why did your heart skip a beat?”

“Because I'm alone with a psychopathic alpha who has tried to kill my friends before.”

This seemed to make him angry “Would it be so bad for you to admit you had fun? I'm not asking you to like me. You were smiling last night. You only got weird at the end.”

I looked at the ground “Is it weird that I actually had fun?”

“No, that was the point.”

Sighing, I look up. “Fine, you win. I had fun. That doesn’t mean I like you though nor that I’ll go out with you.”

Turning to walk away my stomach falls when he says “So what about my prize?”

“Huh?”

“My prize.” He walked in front of me. “If you won I would have left you alone and you’d tell me what to do for a week. If I won, which I did, you had to…”

“Kiss you.” I breathed out. I bit my lip, looked down, and closed my eyes for a moment. “Fine.”

“I'm not going to make you do anything you don’t want to.”

I glare “Stop trying to be the better person and get it over with.”

Aiden reached his hand up to cup my jaw as his other went to my waist. I looked into his eyes before his head dipped down. His lips were softer than I thought and the kiss was bliss.

My arms snaked around his neck as he pulled me in closer. I had never done this before and it's actually kind of amazing. He pulled back and I almost followed.

I drop my arms and he steps back. “So, was it any good?” I had to ask. I’d never done it before and I guess next time I’ll be prepared.

“Of course it was. Guys must tell you that all the time.” I shook my head. Something dawned on him “Please don’t tell me that was your first kiss?” I hesitated but nodded. “Oh god.” He put his heads in his hands and leaned against the wall. I wasn’t that bad was I? “Did I seriously make you have your first kiss because of some stupid bet?”

“I mean, I kinda enjoyed it,” I mumbled.

“What?” Damn wolf hearing.

“I liked it. I wouldn’t be mad if it happened again some time.”

He grinned “Like a date?”

“Maybe,” I smirked, before walking away.

“Pick you up Saturday at 8?” he called after me.

 As I sat back at the table Aiden walked out from the side of the school. “What happened? Scott wouldn't tell me.”

“You were listening?” Scott nodded. “None of your business Stilinksi.”

As Aiden walked past he sent me a wink. “Oh God, no” Stiles muttered “Your dating an alpha.”

[lillaxtrigger]

The ghostly maid: Vicious Valentine

Pike and Jenny were sitting in the park, watching as people all around them in pairs skipped and swayed. “You know, there’s always something in the air that just makes the approaching valentines day just a little different then any other day". Jenny said. As he was pulling out a card, Pike said: “Hey uh, I-” “Oh, before I forget. There’s something I wanted to give you as an early valentines present…” Pike put the card away as he said: “Really? What?”. “Close your eyes…” Pike shut his eyes and said: “Alright…” He felt something sit on his lap, then Jenny said: “Alright open them…” When he opened his eyes, Pike saw a blue box with a games console on it. “Thi-this-this is…This is the new Tencon 5 gaming system. Th-These aren’t even out in America yet. I-How did-”. “I had my dad pull a couple strings. Do you like it?”. “I…(sniff) I love it.” He reached beside and hugged Jenny and said: “You’re the best girlfriend I’ve ever had…And the only one..”. “Aw…Thanks! Hey, what were you about to say?”. Pike pulled back and said: “Umm…That I feel lucky to spend valentines day with you..” “Aw.”

Pike was at Trevor mansion, looking at his new game system on the counter. He was sitting on a chair as he started at the console with sadness. “I don’t get it. Why are you so depressed? You got a friken Tencon 5. Whats the problem.” Trevor says. “Oui, Pike. Do you not like Madam Jenny’s gift?” Jewely asked. “I’m not that. I love it. Its probably the greatest gift anybody could give me. Its just what I was about to give her can’t even compare.” “What did you get her?” Jewely asked. “Just this dinky card.” Pike said as he pulled out the card he was about to give to Jenny. “Is that it?”. “Trevor! Monsieur Pike, I’m sure it won't matter what you get her. As long as it comes from the heart, Jenny will love it all the same.”. “Still. I just feel guilty about not getting her anything worthwhile.”. “Well just get something else. Its not valentines day yet.”. “She likes sports. Why not just get some football tickets or something.”. “Well not all of us are billionaires with money to blow.”. “Ah…Hey, why don’t I just buy some tickets for you and say you got them.”. “No, she saw the apartment I live in. Shed know that I couldn’t have bought them.”. “What do you think I should try doing?” Pike asked. “I don’t know. I’m not really into love and all that junk. I just don’t think its all worth it.” Trevor said. “Why don’t you get some sleep. I’m sure that you will think of something by tomorrow.” Jewely stated.

While at home, Pike was trying to sleep. Despite trying to clear his mind, all he could think about was what to do for Jenny tomorrow. He sighed and got up from his bed. He got up to get a glass of water, but when he was head back in bed, the boy nearly took an arrow to the head. When he saw the arrow plant itself in the wall right in front of him, he fell over and screamed. As Pike got back up, he noticed the arrow was in the shape of a heart. He looked over form the arrow was shot and saw nothing out of the ordinary.

“And after the police came and searched the place, they couldn’t find any other evidence of a brake in. Unfortunately, they took the arrow that almost shot my head, so I cant really show you what it looked like.”. Pike was back at the mansion, explaining to Trevor and Jenny what happened the night before. “You said the arrow was in the shape of a heart, right? Excuse for a second.” Trevor said, then dashed out of the room. “Do you have any idea who might want you dead?” Jenny asked. “No idea.”. Trevor rushed back in the room with something in his hand. “Did it look anything like this?” he said, then held up an arrow with a heart shaped head. “That’s it! That’s the same kind of arrow that nearly pierced my head!”. “So, whoever tried to kill you last night also tried his luck with me.”. “So that might mean (Gasp) Jenny, did something happen to you too?”. “Nope, nothing. Did you two at least find out who it was?”. “I didn’t see anything.”. “I didn’t have much luck either.” Trevor said. “Maybe we should set a trap.” Jenny said. “Maybe. How would it work?” Pike said.

Trevor was lounging on the couch in the living room, watching television. Jenny and Pike were behind the doorway, watching and awaiting for the unknown assassin to strike. “Jenny, I’m sorry you have to spend valentines day like this. I’m sure you had better plans for today.”. “Pike, it’s okay. I didn’t really have anything planned for today anyway. Besides, somebody is trying to kill you guys. We have better things to worry about right now.”. “It’s just that…”. “Just what?” Jenny asked. “…Nothing.”. After a minute, an arrow came flying out of the vent on the side of the room. Just before it could it, the arrow suddenly stopped in mid air on the spot. The arrow turned back to the vent and was flown straight back to it’s sender. A loud “Ow!” was heard from inside. “The air ducts! After him!” Trevor said as Jewely turned visible. She quickly flew in the vent to chase after whatever tried to kill Trevor. Trevor himself jumped right over the couch and through the doorway, where Jenny and Pike followed. “Where are we going?” Jenny said. “All the vents are sealed shut. The only way in and out of the air ducts is the from the vent on the side of the mansion. Let’s hurry.”. Pike grabbed a table cloth from nearby.

Jewely was in hot pursuit of the assassin. Even when she could only see the shadow, she did not give up the chase. “I really should thoroughly clean these air ducts. They’re so dusty.” she thought.

All three of them made it outside and found an open vent. Pike pulled out the cloth and put it over the vent. “Grab the other end!” he said. Jenny grabbed the other end of the table cover. Something rocketed out of the vent, dragging both of them around. Jenny and Pike hold on for their lives as the bagged assassin tries to fly away. Trevor watches as Jewely flies out of the vent and asks: “Where’s the assassin?”. The boy pointed upward at them. “Oh mon dieu!”. Jewely flew after all of them and grabbed the bag, pulling it back down to earth and making sure that both Jenny and Pike land safely. While Jenny landed on her feet, Pike fell on the ground in a limp. Jewely held down the assassin in the bag as Trevor checked up on both of his friends. “You guys okay?” he asks. “I’m fine, but I don’t know about Pike.”. Both of them saw Pike laying on the ground in a babbling mess. As Jenny helped Pike up, Jewely said to Trevor: “So jeune maître Trevor, where should we put this fiend until we contact the authorities?”.

Jewely stuffed the bag inside a large dog cage. As the assassin was trying to escape from the bag, Pike asked: “Where did you get a dog crate?”. “I found it while rummaging through the basement, there’s a ton of stuff down there.”. Finally, the assassin crawled out from the bag and showed himself to be a tiny man wearing a diaper and a band on his head. Behind him laid a quiver and bow on his back. “Finally!” the tiny man said in a scratchy voice. “Ew.” Jenny retched. “Alright, fess up. Who sent you after me?” Trevor demanded. “Nobody sent me here kid. I’m here on a mission. To make sure people like you who don’t celebrate valentines day see the error of their ways.”. “By shooting me in the head!?”. “My arrows are magic. They don’t kill people, but instead make people fall in love. It’s my job to make sure that people fall in love with each other, especially on such an important day as this.”. “Your job? Does that mean you’re-” Jewely said. “That’s right. You’re looking at the one and only cupid, kid. The greatest judge of love humanity is lucky enough to be blessed with.”. “You’re cupid? Why do you look like a middle aged dwarf?” Pike said. “I like to see you keep up you’re looks over the millennia.”. “Why do you need to make people fall in love? Shouldn’t people choose to do that on their own?” Jenny asked. Cupid went into a fit of laughter, then suddenly stopped by sternly saying: “Listen to me, little girl! I serve a very important purpose. To keep humans race living through the ages. Humans can’t fall in love on their own, so that why they need me. Without me, none of you would even be here.”. “Hang on, Trevor. Didn’t you say that you wanted to be with somebody?” Pike asked. “What? Oh no, I got over that.”. “Wait. Why did you try and go after me then? I’m already in a relationship.”. “I was trying to give you a little pick me up. I mean you didn’t even get her anything for Valentines day.”. Pike walked out of the room in a huff upset.”. “Hey, shut up!” Jenny shouts, then kicks the cage over. “Alright that’s it.”. Cupid draws his bow out and began to draw an arrow. A blue whoosh flies through the little angel, making his weapons vanish. He looks over and sees Jewely with his bow and quiver. “Vilain petit homme. You really shouldn’t point such dangerous objects around. I’ll just keep these somewhere safe.”. “Give me back my arrows! Let me out of this cage! You can’t keep me in here! I’m cupid!”.

All of them were back in the living room. While Trevor was inspecting at one of cupids arrows, Jenny was on the couch with Pike, trying to comfort him. “Pike, don’t let that guy get to you so much.”. “But he’s right. I barely got you anything for valentines day.”. “Pike, you don’t have to get me anything. Be with you is enough of a valentine.” “Speaking of valentines, what are we gonna do with cupid in there.” Trevor asked. “I don’t know. What if he’s right. What if he’s right? What if he really is the only reason anybody falls in love in the first place? We could cause a lot of harm in keeping him here.” Jewely said. “Well we shouldn’t have to have some winged midget tell us who or when we should be with someone. That just doesn’t sound right.”. Just then, they heard a loud bang from across the hall.

All of them check back in the room where the cage was to find it destroyed from the inside, the only thing left was a note that read: “I’m coming back for you the lot of you. Tonight.”. “Huh…So who wants to sleep over?” Trevor asked.

The sun set in the distance and night fell on the manor. Everyone was running around, locking down any ways inside. All of them returned to the living room to give a report. “Doors are locked.” Trevor said. “The vent are sealed shut.” Jewely says. “Windows locked.” Pike reported. “Roofs all clear.”. “Great, now all we have to do is make it til morning.”. Trevor relaxed on the couch and sighed. “Now we finally relax. Hey Pike, why don’t you plug in that New Tencon 5 you just got.” he said. “I uh…left it at home.”. “Oh…Uh.”. “I don’t know about you two boys, but I’m gonna take a shower.” Jenny said as she walked into the hall. “Eh maybe well just start a movie.” Pike said. “Yeah that sounds good. Jewely can you get us some snacks and drinks?”. “Tout de suite.” the ghost maid said, then floated off in the kitchen as they were starting a movie.

Jenny was starting the shower as she was brushing her teeth. The water quickly became steamy as she stepped inside. “Ah that feels nice.”.

As Jewely was starting to gather snacks, she poured everyone glasses of soda. As she poured out the drinks, she noticed little bitty pebbles drifting in the fizzy liquid. She pulled out one of the rocks and looked at it very closely. She gasped and said: “Oh non!”.

Trevor and Pike were focused on the movie on screen, show what looked to be a girl walking through a dark hallway. The girl walks up to a door and slowly reaches for the knob. “Don’t go in there.” Trevor says. The girl begins to turn the knob and slowly opens the door. “Jeune maître Trevor!” Jewely shouted from behind. Both of them jumped out from the couch and fell flat on the floor. “Jewely. What did I say about sneaking up behind me like that?” Trevor said as he got up. “Never mind that. Look at this.”. The ghost maid showed the boys what she found in the drinks. “A tiny pink rock?” Pike questioned. “These aren’t any normal rocks. These are key ingredients for making love potions. Which can only mean that-”. “Cupids already inside the house.” Trevor said. Pike gasped and said: “Jenny!” then ran out of the living room.

The boy ran into the bathroom, where upon he got punched in the face by a covered up Jenny. “Pike! I’m sorry. That was just a reflex. Wait a minute. Why did you barge in here? You know that I’m taking a shower.”. “Listen to me, Cupid already snuck inside the house.”. “What?”. “Come on. He could ambush us any minute.”. “Let me get my clothes on first.”.

Trevor grabbed a candle holder from nearby and walked through the halls with his ghostly maid behind him. “Keep your eyes peeled, Jewely. That rat with wings could be anywhere.”.

Pike was waiting outside the bathroom door. “Jenny, come on. Hurry up in there.”. “Just a minute.”. “How long does it take for you to put some clothes on anyway?”. Just then, he heard light fluttering sound nearby in the dark. He checked all around him with his back up against the wall. A single arrow shot forth, head towards the boys head. Just before it get close, Pike opened the door, inadvertently blocking the arrow. “Are you done in there yet?”. “Close the door!”. “You know what. I’m just gonna go ahead. Catch up to me when your finished.” Pike said, grabbing a nearby candelabra on the way down the hall.

Both Trevor and Jewely found themselves in the kitchen. “Okay, you said you found love potion bits in our drinks right.” “Oui. I believe I found out after I’ve poured them.”. “Then we need to get rid of all of the food in the kitchen. Who knows what other stuff he stashed them in.”. As they were cleaning out the kitchen, Jewely opened a cabinet to find a bunch of arrows to fly right through her and towards Trevor. “Trevor, look out!”. The boy ducked out of the way of the arrows in the nick of time. “Ah! Did he rig the entire house?” Trevor exclaimed. “Trevor, I think we should get our two guests and leave the premises as fast as we can.”. “No way! I’m not about to run out of my own house. We’re finding these rat with wings and I’m gonna kick him out with my own foot.”. Jewely sighed and said: “Fine. But I think I know a way we can find him.”.

Pike found his way back in the dark living room, the TV still playing the scary movie giving the only light in the room. He walks through the empty room, searching through the dark and checking places where cupid might be. He backed up behind the couch, clutching the candelabra in his hands tightly as the light of the TV was shining on his side. Something was slowly approaching him from behind with an arrow in hand. Pike looked to his side to find to shadows on the wall. One that was his and another one behind him. He quickly turned around and swung his candelabra at the attacker behind him. He saw cupid with a single arrow in hand as he tried to stab the boy. As they were locked in a stalemate, Cupid said: “Do you really think that you deserve someone like Jenny? I mean she got you a fricken games console and what did you do to repay that gesture? Nothing!”. “Shut up!”. Pike smacked Cupid across the face, knocking him into the wall. “My family is going through tough times right now. I couldn’t get her anything even if I wanted to.”. “Who said that you had to get her anything? You could have done something nice without spending a dime, like taking a stroll through the park or something. You didn’t think of that because you didn’t love her enough. That’s why you need me.”. Pike lowered his weapon and said: “What?”. “There’s still time left before valentines day is over. I can give you that boost you need to swoon her. You just have to let me in.”. The boy looked at the candelabra in his hands and threw it at Cupid. The angel flew up to avoid the candle holder, which hit the TV instead and fled into the halls.

Jewely took Trevor to a room with a bunch of monitors showing various parts of the mansion. “Is this a security room? How long has this been here?”. “I believe that this room was implemented back in the mid 80’s when your late grandfather was paranoid of all of the servants at the time being spies. That man never did have his head on straight.”. Trevor walked up to the monitors and said: “This is perfect. I can see almost every room in the house. Now that winged dwarf man can’t hide from us quite as easily now.”. He noticed Pike on one of the screens and says: “Hey, I can see Pike. Jewely, get him and bring him here.”. “Tout de suite maître.” the ghost maid said, then flew out of the room and into the halls. Trevor looked back at the monitors and saw his friend punching the air. “What’s he doing?”.

Pike was so angrily flailing his arms around that he didn’t see Jenny behind him and nearly hit her, who caught his fist just in time. “Whoa, slow down there.”. “Eh, Jenny!”. “I know your on edge, but ya gotta calm down. You nearly hit me.”. “I-I’m sorry. “Hey, don’t worry. Let’s just try and find the others.”. They then heard the sound of metal dropping behind them. When the two looked back, both of them saw a grenade that dispersed pink gas. Pike and Jenny ran as fast as they could away from the cloud, rushing the nearest room as they quickly shut the doors. They looked back to a big library, tall shelves filled with books surrounded them, as if they were in an open maze. “Wow.” Pike uttered. Jenny looked back and saw the pink gas seeping in. She grabbed Pikes hand and exclaimed: “Come on.”. Running across the shelves, she dodged oncoming arrows while dragging Pike behind her. She then saw a grenade coming from across the room. Jenny grabbed a book and hit the grenade back. “Got it.”. “Yeah, okay.” Pike said with little enthusiasm.

Trevor was looking through the monitors to see where his friends were. “Where could they have gone?”. He saw them on the screen in the bottom right corner. “There they are.”. He could here the two of them speaking, Jenny saying: “What’s up with you? You look so mad.”. “Nothing’s wrong, okay.”. “Clearly something’s wrong.” “What are they talking about?” Trevor asked. The door swung open with several arrows flying out. Trevor tried to dodge but the arrows caught his clothes, pinning him to a wall. Cupid came flying into the room, aiming an arrow squarely at the boys face. “Stop! No! I don’t want to be forced into love.”. Cupid laughed and said: “You still think you have a choice in this?”. I mean your already at the right age. Just let me take one shot. “Why do you have to? Can’t people can feel love without some winged dwarf shooting an arrow at them.”. Cupid lowered his arrows as he heard Pike and Jenny argue in the background. “Hear that? Without me around, this would happen way more. Humans can only hold onto love for so long. In fact, let’s take a listen.”. Cupid turns up the volume on the control panel.

“So your mad at me!?” Jenny exclaimed. “No, I’m not mad at you. I’m mad at myself. I couldn’t get you anything worthwhile for today. I couldn’t even plan anything. What you got me could never compare to anything I could ever get you. You got me a games console, and all I got you was this dumb card.” Pike pulls out the card and Jenny grabs it. She opens the card, reading it out loud: “Dear Jenny, When I first saw you, I just thought that you were just a pretty face. But as I got to know you, I began to feel something deep down, something that I’ve never really felt before. It made me want to hang out with you a lot more. I don’t know if that feeling is what they call love, but it really doesn’t matter what it’s called. I like having that feeling, and I like that I have that feeling because of you. It’s why I like being with you, and it’s why I hope we can be with each other more in the future. Happy Valentines day.”. “I could even put anything in the card.” Pike said. Jenny grabs the boys face and pulls him into a kiss. Pike slowly closes his eyes and embraces Jenny.

Cupid stares into the screen, gazing at the loving site before him with dumbfoundedness. He stares at the arrow in his hand and says: “Maybe I’ve been doing this for too long.”. The winged angel hovers down on the ground and walks towards the door. “Where are you going?” Trevor asks. “I’m just-…I’m gonna…I just need to think for a while.”. Cupid then walks out of the room, leaving Trevor pinned to the wall. “Can you get me down first?…Hello?…”.

Jewely flew into the library to find Pike and Jenny holding each other, side by side. “Oh! Am I interrupting something?”. “Ah, no Jewely.” Jenny said. “Have you found Cupid yet?”. “About that. Jeune maître Trevor would like to see you two.”.

“So he just left?” Pike said. “Yeah…Yeah. After seeing you two on camera, he just walked away. It was weird.”. “Well, at least all of you survived the night. The only thing left to do is to defuse any traps that he left.”. “And to throw all of my food. I’m- (sigh) I’m gonna go to the living room.” Trevor said, then walked off. “Well, I suppose I should get started with those trap. I’m just going to leave you two alone.” Jewely said, then flew off. “Listen Jenny, I-”. “Don’t say another word. I know where your about to go. You’re thinking that because I’m rich, you can’t possibly get me anything worthwhile like I did you. You wanted to return the gesture, but couldn’t figure out how. Right?”. Pike grew silent as he looked down. “Pike, you don’t have to get me anything at all. Just a something small is enough. Like a date. Heck I can splurge on some tickets to a game, even.”. Pike looked up with a smile and said: “Alright.”. Both of them stared at one another for a moment before they heard Trevor shout: “What happened to my TV!?”.

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Madness is Contagious: Chapter 3- My Talk With Hilda

Summary: After the Mad King is put back in jail, one of two his nieces is appointed CEO of Monarch Labs. The niece seems disinterested in the company, but in keen on figuring out how to cure her uncle’s madness. His other niece wants to keep the madness alive. After an attempt at a cure goes aerie, the madness is transferred to Vav. X-Ray ends up getting captured along with the new CEO niece. Will Hilda, Rusty, and the sane King be able to make things go back to normal? 

Chapter:3/10

Word Count: 1,319

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About a week had passed since Poppy had stepped up as CEO of Monarch Labs, but not much had changed within that week. X-Ray and Vav still fought crime in the city just as they normally would. Hilda also worked on her inventions just as she normally would. The only difference at all was that Poppy requested that one of her special potted plants be placed in every room off the building.

Hilda didn’t trust the plants and Vav encouraged her to investigate. After tests were run on the plant, it was shown that there was nothing inherently dangerous about the plants; no poison, no thorns, nothing. Afterwards, Hilda begrudgingly allowed the plant to stay in her lab because it was the boss’s order.

After a while, Hilda started to attempt to work on upgrades for the two heroes. One afternoon, she was working when Poppy came into her lab. ORF zoomed over to greet her. “Greetings. How are you functioning, today?” ORF asked.

Poppy patted ORF, “I’m doing well.” Hilda looked up from her work to see Poppy was dressed more casually today, wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and a hoodie tied around her waist. “Hilda,” she called out to greet as she began to walk over to Hilda’s station. “I was wondering what you were working on.”

Hilda quickly shuffled to cover up her work. “Like hell I’m telling you.”

Poppy tilted her head to the side. “Why not? I gave you creative freedom so I could see your work flourish. So, I kinda want to know what I’m letting you create.”

“Psh. You’re just gonna find a way to use it against X-Ray and Vav.”

“Why would I do that?”

“Because you’re mad. Just like your uncle.”

Poppy sighed. “I already told you, I don’t like the madness. I would say X-Ray and Vav could use a few upgrades, but that has nothing to do with me.”

As if on cue, X-Ray entered Hilda’s lab. “Yo, you finally working on those upgrades?” he asked.

“Maybe.” Hilda growled, annoyed.

“And Helllllllloooo, Miss Flower,” he greeted Poppy.

Poppy rolled her eyes and gave X-Ray a short wave. “What are you doing here?” she asked.

“I wanted to check on upgrades. I also admit I wanted to see something pretty hot.”

“Why aren’t you here with Vav?”

“I told Vav he had something more important to do. Why? Would you really rather see him more than me?”

Poppy shrugged. “Not really. I just thought you two did things together.”

“Nah, baby. My mission here needed to be a solo one,” he flirted.

Poppy face palmed and sighed. Then turned her attention back too Hilda. “Look, if you have any questions of me, I’ll answer them honestly.” Poppy added.

“Alright fine. These plants tested to be relatively harmless. What are they and why did you put one in EVERY room in the building?” Hilda asked, first.

“Oh,” Poppy clapped, happily. “I bred them. I mixed oak for strength, hyacinth for vines, and well poppies, for flare” she gestured to the red flowers then herself, “and, well, namesake.”

“I thought that were roses,” X-Ray pointed out and Poppy shivered in disgust.

“And why do you have them everywhere?” Hilda asked again.

“It’s a, well, precautionary protection measure.”

“How can harmless plants like that protect us?”

“I’m pretty sure us heroes can be all the protection you need,” X-Ray added.

Poppy sighed. “Look, when I was young I was given a gift. I decided to study botany to I could learn how to use my gift to its full potential so I would never have to be a damsel in distress. And hopefully you never have to see me use that gift.”

“You are very weird,”

“A hot weird,” X-Ray interrupted to flirt.

“But we will not let you conquer us with whatever that gift is.” Hilda finished.

“I know you keep thinking I have the same madness as my uncle. But the one with the madness is my twin sister,” Poppy tried to reason.

“You’re twin sister?” Hilda asked in disbelief.

“Yeah.” Poppy started. “Ever since we were kids, she always wanted to grow up and be just like our uncle, wanting to be like his assistant or protégé or something. And when the madness was created, she and my uncle were both struck with it,” she explained.

“Struck with it? Do you really expect me to believe you have an ‘evil twin’ and it’s not multiple personality disorder?”

Poppy answered by pulling up a photo on her phone. X-Ray came over to look as well. the photo was of three little kids, two identical looking girls, one with a side ponytail and on her side and one with a braid, linked shoulders with a little boy in the middle. “I’m the one with the side pony tail,” she explained.

“Okay, so you do have a sister then.” Poppy nodded. “’Who’s the boy?”

“Childhood friend.”

“Turned boyfriend?” X-Ray asked sadly.

Poppy made a face in disgust. “Ew, no!”

“So, you ARE single?” he asked hopefully. Poppy rolled her eyes in response.

Hilda sighed. “So, I guess this all DOES sound pretty real.”

“I guess this means hot evil female villain this time,” X-Ray stated, glumly.

“And I know I said I didn’t have a plan or anything, but actually I do. It’s not evil, so I’ll be completely upfront about it.” Hilda motioned for her to continue, “so, I know I said my field of expertise was botany, but I want to create a ray gun that can restore sanity. I’d test it on my uncle then cure my sister. Then the only conflict that the two of us will have to deal with is sibling rivalry,” she finished.

Hilda shook her head. “Okay, so you are crazy. Just not the crazy I was anticipating.”

Poppy smiled and shrugged. “I can’t help that part.”

X-Ray thought of something else and lifted his head up. “Hey, Poppy,” Poppy turned to face X-Ray. “You got all uncomfortable when I said something about roses.” Poppy shuttered slightly when roses were mentioned. “Do you not like those? Cause they’re like, my favorite flower.”

“I don’t hate them, but I’m not their biggest fan right now. It’s a long story that I’m not ready to share quite yet.”

Outside of Monarch Labs, day became night. Everything was almost normal but after the sun set, there was a familiar occurrence at the City Mental Institution. Break in alarms started blaring across the sound system. A familiar prisoner sat up on his cot. “Well, that is a familiar tone,” he noted.

He got up off of his cot and calmly walked over to the glass wall dividing him and the rest of the world, patiently waiting for whomever was breaking him out. After a minute, the door to his cell sung open. A girl who looked exactly like Poppy was standing there, only difference being that she had long dark blonde hair, wearing a tight jump suit and her hair was pulled back into a bun. “Subtlety and covertness do not seem to be your forte,” he told the girl.

“Getting you out of here was vastly more important that subtlety and covertness,” the girl responded.

The prisoner sighed and smiled. “It’s good to see you again, Pop,” the man cut himself off when he saw the girl narrowing her eyes. “I mean, Rose.”

Rose smiled. “Good to see you again too, Uncle,” she replied as took out her own ray gun. She shot at the glass, destroying it.

The prisoner stepped out of what used to be his cell and stretched his arms. “God, that this was just as cramped as last time.

Then Rose offered her hand out to the prisoner. “Come on. The city needs its Mad King back. And he will have his terrifying help alongside him, this time. His terrifyingly evil assistant, the Mad Princess.”

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Hogwarts Students!BTS

Admin River speaks: ok i’ve had this idea for sO long and I’ve been rereading the series again for the 5th time rip me. but yeah just these are my opinions pls dont attack me ddjjfjfjs. Also I made this a while ago and recently Namjoon wrote where the members would be, I know, I know. So without further ado, enjoyyyy 

Tae

• the cute Gryffindor who always seems to smile • messy hair • and robes • his shirt is usually unbuttoned a few buttons • loose tie • his wand behind his left ear • chaser !!! • usually gets out of trouble because none of the teachers seem to be able to r e s i s t his s m i l e • headmaster/mistress probably has a soft spot for him • probably has rlly good grades, like all O’s maybe a few E’s • “but, professor” • can be restless and talkative in class • is probably rlly into care of magical creatures • Hagrid would absolutely a d o r e him • just so full of life • in the choir bc yes boi • h o g s m e a d e especially when its s n o w i n g

• most likely part veela

• like have you s e e n him

• beauty right there • is able to smuggle in firewhiskey

• laughs when the other students cant drink it and make a face

• laughs even more when they watch in horror as he downs a cup

• “the hell, tae ???”

• j o k e s h o p

• loves the Weasley’s joke shop

• talks to the ghosts and portraits a lot

• has probs accidently charmed a couple ladies in the portraits

• which comes in handy when he finds out all these secret passages

• loves flower crowns and loves making them during the spring

• “here yoongi i made u one”

• “..... I'm more concerned as how u knew thats my favorite flower.”

• “that’s your favorite flower?”

• “.... forget i said anything.”

• k just imagine after a game he flies down from his broom with a huge grin and pushes he goggles up and so his hair is all wild and even more messy

• n he brings every1 in a group hug and cheers “we won, we won !!!”

• even if they dont win be celebrates with the other team

•...somtimes.. be gets pouty tho

• “we literally could have won that was a foul :(“

Jin • cute Hufflepuff • always so full of advice

• if u want u could set up a lil date with him at hogsmeade to just talk about your problems and sip a warm drink • so s o motherly • sometimes he has a loose tie and disheveled hair • he has rlly nice skin and the other students are like ??? tell me ur secrets ??? • hufflepuff’s dorms are by the kitchens so he probably made friends with the elves working there • can probably walk in and out whenever he wants • the few times he walks in late to class he probably has a few crumbs on his mouth or robes or maybe like some sugar or flour and its so e n d e a r i n g • such a good student • pays so much attention in class • sometimes wears those glasses, you know which ones • the girls probably all like him • and a few boys too hehe coughsnamjooncoughs • probably likes charms and maybe divination • he probably also likes herbology • also is probably in the choir because i mean have you h e a r d h i m • loves going to Hogsmeade • probably is pretty good friends with Madame Rosmerta • exchanges recipes with her • he seems so sophisticated and people probs look up to him a lot • p r e f e c t • h e a d  b o y

• tells so many jokes to first years

• windshield laugh

• u would think the first years would be scared but no???

• they end being less nervous and smile and giggle with him

• even jin gets slightly surprised

• they end up getting close with him and almost like his own kids

• “but jiiiiiiiiinnn”

• “fine :/”

• ok but he stops so many fights n things from escalating too quickly

• both in the dorms and in bts

• even a couple teacher drama incidents

• professors lowkey want him to stay n teach there

• gets so worried??? About people ???

• he has a nervous tick where he keeps rubbing his hands as if he's putting on lotion

• but if he's rlly worried he's absolutely still and that's probs when u should be worried too Yoongi • ok he was rlly hard • like i wanted to say slytherin but idk i felt like i was stereotyping a bit by looks • i wanted to say ravenclaw but like idk man • i think I’m settling for g r y f f i n d o r • he’s rlly brave, man, like he went through so m u c h and he is so strong and f i g h t s back yanno • some ppl probably can't understand why he’s a gryffindor and he wants to keep it like that lol • he’s never seen doing his hw most of the time but gets ??? Perfect scores??? • he unbuttons one button on his shirt because its t o o t i g h t dammit i cant breathe • also slightly loose tie • defense against the dark arts all the way bro • a knack for transfiguration but gets so flustered when the professor compliments him which means red cheeks and wide eyes for days • hypes up quidditch so m u c h • like if its rlly cold and its raining he’d be like ew gross no im not going • but is a l w a y s there • gummy smiles and screaming when they win • he’s rlly good at quidditch but never joined bc “too much responsibility” • he’s lowkey insecure about his skills but sshh dont tell anyone • probs joins like 5th year

• a beater probably

• helps with stress lol • he has so much confidence and ppl appreciate that and wish they had that

• joon gave him a music box once cause he thought it was rlly pretty n yoongi just fell in love with it

• ink stained fingers

Jimin • the cute hufflepuff everyone adores • hypes up friends 25/8 • talks in class and then gets sheepish and embarrassed when he gets called out to stop • will fight??? Anyone ??? Who messes with his friends ??? • but liek if u hurt him u suddenly got all of hufflepuff as ur enemy sorry bro • he’s so so sweet like he probably gives all his professors gifts for the holidays • homemade cookies (with the help of jin ofc) • probably takes up knitting so that he can make scarfs 4 his frens • always there at quidditch games and hypes all his friend even if they’re against each other • he’s so reliable??? • giggles 4 days • but liek he is so cute n innocent but has laser focus and is so passionate about getting things done some ppl are just ??? Slytherin tho ??? • he’s the loyalist loyal to ever loyal • he probs enjoys muggle studies • muggle studies and potions • he likes the fact that you get all these ingredients and then end up with this huge product that can save lives or end them   w i l d t • will stay up rlly late if u need someone to talk to • will also make sure u go to ur dorm safely and probably tuck u in

• the kind of person every1 wants 2 protect

• but dOnt be fooled this boi can be solo mischievous

• its ok tho he cute

• he's like hot chocolate with whipped cream and caramel sauce

• ya feel?

• will break the rules if he has to don't underestimate him

• don't underestimate him in general

Namjoon

• ravenclaw!!!

• this boi is so smart like he could have easily pursued a career academically n wasnt he top of his class too ?

• even if that's wrong his lyrics sure prove it right

• he would do certain things and ppl would be like typical ravenclaw

• at first he was proudful of his house but then he slowly started getting insecure

• he didn't want to be known as this typical ravenclaw

• but he soon realizes that it's ok because he's just being himself n if ppl need to label things then o well

• v awkward but so w i s e

• like he thinks of so many abstract ideas that like??? It's amazing??

• carries around a lil notebook full of stories and poems

• so much p a t i e n c e

• he also feels so deeply and sometimes feels like exploding so he probably gets in lil moods where he wants to be alone

• luckily he has his frens (bts) who r like uhm bro let's talk

• so sweet and just wants the best 4 ppl but its sometimes hard to express t h a t

• stresses out easily during exams

• laughs and smiles that make flowers grow

• p r e f e c t a n d h e a d b o y

• he does lil things like save u butterbeer if ur not feeling well or get u sum sweets from Hogsmeade

• such a sweetheart

• luvs spending time outside especially during the spring

• lowkey writes poetry about his friends

• he just appreciates them so much

• transfiguration and ancient runes boi

• l i b r a r y

• Filch probably picks on the poor boy like

• joon is running back to his dorm after a study session in the library

• n filch is like iTs AftEr Hours

• and joon is like ??? I have 5 minutes ???

• sometimes he goes wide eyes like a deer in the headlights when he panics or doesn't know what's going on omg protect this boi

Hoseok

• okAy he's Ravenclaw tOo fIght mE

• he is just so fascinated by learning new things like

• wth that plant can do that???

• that animal exists ???

• w ow i e

• ok but sunshine boi

• is absolutely excited about herbology and care of magical creatures

• also charms

• he's just always so excited to learn new things !!!

• he stresses easily tho and breaks down a lot bc he gets a lot of pressure to get good grades

• like boi that's not ravenclaw calm ya shit

• frens defend him 25/8

• keeper!!!

• he learns to keep his wand hidden in weird places and like pulls it out at random places and ppl are like ???

• lots of screamign and happiness

• ppl get annoyed but it's hoseok he can do no wrong

• asks weird questions that are somehow relevant to the subject but r so abstract that even some professors are baffled

• he's so flexible ???

• like some ppl r just ??? How the h e ck??

• n liek the lil shit he is he winks and says “magic”

• lots of “hobi why”

• charms banners for quidditch when he doesn't play so they're all pretty n cool

• the school doesn’t suspect it's him

• him sharing a bunk with namjoon !!!

• luvs visiting Hagrid with Tae

• always has a new piece of info about dragons 2 share with Hagrid

• robes r usually wrinkled

• him wearing flower crowns/ bracelets that tae makes

Jungkook

• okay so

• hear me out

• s l y t h e r i n

• he was 15 when he debuted n liek ???

• he's 19 now ?? Thats a lot of ambition and hard work

• also he's a meme n he's cunning when he wants stuff

• n he also said he can handle hard schedules but when bts starts to hurt that's when he feels bad like ???

• but liek he gets kinda insecure sometimes bc slytherin is “””””bad””””””

• but he gets a talk from namjoon that ppl will be like that n to just ignore because a house is just supposed to let u be surrounded by ppl who r similar to u to learn better

• he also lowkey gives him permission to beat any1 up

• when he was younger he would sometimes sneak to other dorms

• to be with one of the members since be was insecure n shy with his house members

• but he soon grew confident and made other friends and bts were like proud moms lol

• seeker!!!!

• he always feels bad going against his frens but they just wink at him n he gets confidence

• frequent visits to madame pomfrey bc he a daredevil smh

• joins choir like 3rd year

• he hesitated for so long because he's an insecure bab and !!!!

• but tae n jin r liek cmon boi ur very good let's do this

• he pretends to be a bad boi with bts but he barely gets a glimpse of a professor n he quickly straightens his tie n smooths down his shirt

• art !!!!

• he likes to sketch ppl

• “hey yoongi do this with ur hands”

• wavy haired jungkook 6th n 7th year !!!!!

• his book bag has at least 2 sketchbooks

• he would feel so bad when ppl would notice his robes and point and whisper

• but they realized how he actually was n how bts treated him

• vvvv talented

• catches on to concepts right away

• ppl think he likes defense against the dark arts but actually……..

• care of magical creatures is his fav

• probs lowkey likes astronomy

[surveysbygracelynn]

a lowhat do you normally eat at a barbecue?   well the first barbecue that comes to mind is my uncle’s fundraiser - which i usually eat some beans and a burger. sometimes i’ll reach for a hot dog but the burnt ones are the best!

do you prefer aquatic creatures or flying (water or air)? hmm. trying to think what parts I get excited about more at a zoo. I want to say aquatic.  would you like to go swimming with dolphins?    I think it’d be cool but I just saw an article about how its inhumane.  what to you is beautiful beyond all compare?   a sunny day. 

in 5 years time, what do you NOT want to be doing (worst scenario)?   living at home and still not knowing what I want out of life. have you and a friend ever gone after the same person?  not really. I mean, I was always more proactive. do you lead people on?   I don’t think so.  have you ever been told that you were going to hell?   I don’t think so. do you know any actual dances or do you just move to the music?   Just the party songs not really any moves. name the coolest thing about one of your grandparents.   Wish I knew my grandparents well enough to tell you a fun fact ~  do you know which side your appendix is on?   Nope. if someone was willing to tell your crush you liked them would you let them?   Lol, go ahead and tell Brandon.  do you put q-tips in your ear or just round the outside?   I put them in my ear. have you ever popped another person’s zit?   ugh, ew no.  have you ever told a friend to dump their SO? did they?   I don’t really know. I’ve always tried to be supportive.  what do you think is the coolest piercing on someone else? I don’t know. I like the nose piercing on other people. who do you tease most often and what about?    Uh, johnny for being ugly probably. but I don’t even tease him as much anymore cause I don’t see him. Sometimes I’ll just tease Brandon for something silly that happened.  most disgusting bug?   Idk. they’re all pretty gross.  favorite thing you’ve ever painted?   I really liked the spooky forest I painted the first time I went to a wine and paint place. when it’s your birthday, do you have the correct number of candles?   I don’t really like cake so I don’t usually have candles. when you take surveys, what kinds of questions do you HOPE will be asked?  Something other than “what do you hear?” “what did you do this morning” “what are you doing this weekend” cause they’re usually the same answers. my mom watching tv, went to work, and nothing. lol do you like 80s music?   I do.  what kind of food is your favorite? (Ex. Mexican, Chinese, Thai, etc.)    It’s a tie between mexican and italian, but I think I lean slightly more italian. how would you feel if you were drafted for the military?   Honestly I’d probably be really upset because I’m very insecure about doing a lot of brave things.  would you have sex before marriage? why or why not?   I don’t know. I’m still really torn about it. I want it, but like... I’m also an emotional sap who probably would get super weird if I had sex with my boyfriend... and we’re long distance so that’s hard. how do you feel about shaved pubes?   I prefer it... 

are you more liberal or conservative?   Lol I’m liberal :P 

why do some teenagers drink alcohol?   I think wanting to feel more adult, and knowing that adults use it as a way to escape their problems and have fun, they want to do the same.  do you like obama?   I do.  would making abortion illegal really be the logical thing to do?   No. But is that going to stop anyone? No.  does the person you like, like you?   I think so.  what’s the most sexual thing you’ve done?   Anal. Lol  what’s your opinion on masturbation?   It feels good :p  do you wish you had an eating disorder because you want to lose weight?   No???? what kind of question is this what is your favorite queen song?   Killer Queen.  who is the sexiest celebrity? would you cheat on your partner for this celebrity?   Stephen Colbert.. uh... if he came up to me and wanted it i would be really hard to say o!  how often do you cuss?   Not very often. how is your self-esteem?   It fluctuates. have you ever thought about committing suicide?   Yes.  have you ever cleaned up someone else’s vomit?  No... 

would you kiss the last person you texted?  considering its my boyfriend, yes. 

do you think you exercise enough?   Not vigorously enough but I make sure to get my step goal. you’re getting ready to go to bed, and the last person you kissed shows up. what do you say?  You weren’t supposed to be here until next friday!  if i offered to buy you a chocolate bar, which would you choose?   Depends on what they had.  Probably Reeses - but if they had it (idk if they still sell it) fast break!!  have you ever written a song or poem for someone special?  I’ve written poems  have you ever been told that you resemble a celebrity?   Not really.  in your life, who is the person that seems to understand you the most?   I think Brandon probably accepts my weirdness the most but Johnny and Fusco seemed to understand the most. last time you got goosebumps?   Idk.  do you have a beatles shirt?   yes, plenty. what color(s) have you dyed your hair?   None.  do you think about the way things used to be often?   Lately, yeah.  have you ever dated a ginger?   Nope. have you ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?   Well, considering the one I “cheated” on, didn’t consider us real, then no. It was a game of truth or dare.. . how do you like being roused in the morning?   Uh.. idk. Brandon and I are more night owls in that respect. There was this one time before he left a few months ago that was pretty hot though. It started with a lot of teasing. lol  favorite food?     Pasta for sure what is the best news you could hear right now?   “I found a new job!” or “Did you still want an apartment thats cheap?”  do you listen to screamo?   nope.  does your town/area have a farmer’s market? do you ever buy your vegetables there rather than grocery store?   I don’t know of one in staten island, though there might be, i’m just not looking for it. they definitely have them in the city. I don’t.  you’re on life support, and you want someone to pull the plug.  who do you want to do it?   I don’t know. I’m not sure if I’d ever really want that. Probably someone detached from the situation though. I feel like anyone else would vote to keep me alive.  has anyone ever “ruined” anything for you (for example: your partner says, “oh, this song always reminds me of my ex” and you never want to listen to it again, or your friend is so obsessed with a movie that you start to resent the film)?   I really hate Mayday parade because I know for a fact they got my boyfriend through his break up, which he was still dealing with when we got together. I’m sure there’s plenty other examples. would you ever get a tattoo in honor of someone in your life?  it doesn’t have to be their name.   If Johnny and Fusco ever wanted a tattoo, I’d probably do it. But other than that it’s probably my dad.  if you had a significant other and somehow got a chance to kiss your celebrity crush, would you still go for it?  honestly, I think I would lol.  if you still live with your parents, is it scary for you to imagine living away from them when you move out on your own? if you live on your own, how did you cope with moving away from your family for the first time?   I mean, I moved away during college, though I had all expenses paid for me. But now that I’m home again I’m kind of scared cause I know that’s not the deal anymore.  do you tend to be attracted to people that are more similar to you in interests and mannerisms or do you tend to be attracted to someone opposite/complementing to you?   I think more like me... idk. I haven’t been able to find a pattern.  is there something that people complain about that just makes you roll your eyes because you think is not a big deal and you would gladly trade your own issues for it?    Yes because I’d know what to do in this mooching jobless creep’s situation. Get therapy and then also a job to pay for therapy.  have you ever received an unwanted gift from someone trying to woo you? did you accept it or reject it?   Uh... idk. not really. Didn’t really get many gifts from the guys I dated.  have you ever boycotted a product or corporation? how come?   Not really. lol.  if someone asks you to hang out, but for some reason you’re just feeling lazy/don’t want to go anywhere, do you ignore them, make up an excuse, or just tell them the honest truth?   I’m usually pretty honest. I don’t usually ignore them lol  have you heard of or even read the novel, “50 shades of grey”? if so, what’s your opinion about it?   Pretty much that it’s awful.  has a guy ever let you wear his jacket?   I love stealing Brandon’s hoodies and he’s let me wear his jacket but idk i don’t think jackets are as satisfying.  has anyone you ever dated called you in the middle of the night just to hear your voice?   Uh... I think Brandon had called me after I was asleep, but I don’t go to sleep very late.  have you met anyone famous?   yes, a few people. Aaron Carter for one.  what will your next piercing be?   Idk. I don’t really like piercings on myself.  what do you regret doing at FAR too young?   I don’t really regret it - but I wish I was a little less promiscuous with my first boyfriend... cause it obviously didn’t make him stay. do you have any weapons for personal protection?   + No.  is there a piece of jewelry that holds any sentimental value to you?   I like all my jewelry.  what does your facebook status say right now? Facebook statuses don’t stay like they used to.. would you ever agree to an open relationship with someone?   Nah. I don’t think I could go that far.  have you ever had your picture in the newspaper?   I don’t think so.  what did you have for dinner last night?   Popcorn Lol . do you think you look similar to your siblings?   I’m not sure. Not really.  what do you usually dream about?   Work.  do you ever use sleep as a way to cope with bad moods?   I guess. I don’t really deal with my feelings so.. I’m just perpetually tired.  what’s the most self-destructive thing you’ve ever done?  Uh... keeping everything to myself.  was (or is) it difficult for you to watch your siblings mature? if you’re an only child, is it difficult to watch family members in general get older?    It wasn’t really hard to watch her mature. It was to be put in the middle of all of her maturing and my parents.  have you ever blamed an outside force for a problem you were having?   Yes. do you find yourself getting more optimistic around new year’s, or does that time of year have a negative affect on you?   I don’t know. I don’t really set any goals. But I guess I hope that the new year will be better. who was your high school crush?   Uh in the beginning it was Kurt, and a few other guys in my class, then Chris, then Danny really. and I guess the end of year would be Brandon lol  what do you dislike about your smile?   Nothing, I love my smile.  have you noticed that EVERYONE is ‘bisexual’ these days?  I think that people are just getting more comfortable with their sexuality and realizing it is possible to be attracted to both and it’s not as stagnant. I’ve always identified as straight but I’ve found myself having feelings towards girls.  are you online 24/7?   pretty much.  who is your favorite online friend?   I don’t have a lot of online friends but I guess Phil is my favorite since our friendship is all online.  is it possible to be single and happy?   I think so. It’s certainly better th an being in an awful relationship. is there anyone who hates you?   I don’t know, probably.  does your mom know your deepest darkest secrets?   I don’t think so.  who did you last talk to about the person you like?   Uh, kind of a friend from elementary school. is there anyone you trust who you shouldn’t?   I don’t know..  do you want kids?   I think so.  have you ever fallen completely in love?   I thin so.  do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?   Yeah, why wouldn’t I?  what was your biggest worry five years ago, do you still feel the same about it at this minute?   5 years ago? I was worried about being stuck in my friend group in college. Not at all. Lol  do you want your children (if you have any) to be ‘just like you’?   I don’t know. Sometimes I think I’m great, sometimes i don’t.  do you have same sex fantasies?   There have been a few.  would you ever have sex in the shower or the bath?   I really don’t like the shower... tub might be better honestly. must try. lol  opinion on immigrants/immigration reform?   We were founded on a country of immigrants why are we not letting them in.  should prostitution be legalized?   I don’t think so...  why are you the person you are?   my childhood? lol  if you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept?   Eh. I don’t like drinking at home.  what are you like when you’re drunk?   More giggly usually.  do you want a church wedding?   I don’t think so, honestly.  story of the first time you made out with someone?   We were sitting outside, literally in front of some persons house on their sidewalk and we just started making out.  first time you gave/received oral sex?   I don’t really remember..  do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? I still technically have my virginity lol  how many followers do you have on tumblr? what about twitter/instagram?   275 on my tumblr? (that seems fake but ok? a lot of them aree spam..) twitter its like 125 and 286 on instagram. 

first time you thought you were in love? when did you realize that you weren’t actually in love with that person?    I thought I was in love with Kurt, probably after we kissed honestly lol. I realized I wasn’t in love with him a few months later when he started smoking and I realized I barely know him at all.  ever seen someone just roll out of bed and still look hot? Uh.. idk. I’m still attraccted to Brandon in the morning.  would you ever get a tattoo on your collar bone?   Maybe..  if you were pregnant right now…?   Probably would be very awful for my job situation, my church situation... my life situation.  have you ever kissed an ex after you two have broken up?   Yes.  do you ever wear boots with skinny jeans?  Always. Lol  is there a den in your house?   Yes.  what’s currently on your mind?   finishing this survey so I can go to bed, and a bit about my ex honestly. lots of questions regarding him and the person I stole this from seeming to be in love with her ex.  do you have a pinterest account?   Yeah but I never really use it.  have you ever seen the television show the munsters?   No... would you/have you spent more than $200 on any one person for a holiday?  I don’t think so.  thoughts on slenderman? have you even heard of him?   He’s alright. lol it was more of a jump scare thing though.  what would you call yourself the king or queen of?   Queen of not thinking things through.  if i paid for you to take karate lessons, would you?   yes.  what is the saddest movie that you’ve ever seen?   Uh... idk. I don’t actively watch anything that sad.  opinion: on surveys that begin with your name, age, etc?   It’s pretty basic and not at all interesting. This one has captivated me though, so good luck.  do you know any people who cuss in every sentence?   Uh. not really.  ever written that you were going to end your life?   I don’t really think so.  is life good?   I shouldn’t complain. I have it better than most.  did you lose friends when you started dating someone?   I lost friends that were potential suitors, and lost friends for other reasons.  have you ever used the word “rawr” in an actual conversation?   Uh... probably honestly.

would you change yourself for the person you love?   I don’t know. My whole relationship with Brandon has been me sticking to myself, but I am trying to be more open minded about his hobbies.  do you have someone you can be your complete self around?  Brandon.  do you have nice eyes?   no lol . how did you celebrate your last birthday?   My friends came over and we drank a lot. have you ever had sex on the beach?   I’ve done sexual acts on the beach. lol  would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?   Uh.. maybe. can you juggle?   Nope.  what’s the last thing you drew a picture of?   I was doodling at the christian ed meeting lol  is your bellybutton an innie or outie? Innie. have you ever been banned from a public place?   Nope.  what horror fiction character scares you the most?   I never really watched it because I would be too freaked out lol  have you ever milked a cow?     no... sounds like a weird experience.  have you ever given blood?   Nope.  do you know any identical twins?   Uh... I’m actually not sure.  have you ever made your own ice cream?   From a baskin robbins powder lol, yeah. but not a real recipe.