#but he's married

[companionjones]

But He's Married (1/4)

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Fandoms: Marvel, MCU

Summary: You meet a guy at a party.

Warnings: *Spoilers* Abusive relationship

1/2/3/4

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It was 11pm at a house-warming get-together that your friends Nat and Wanda had thrown you. It was really sweet of them, but honestly, you couldn't wait until everyone was gone and you had your new place to yourself again. You wanted to go to sleep.

"Hey, are you alright?" A man came through the crowd to where you were sitting alone on the couch.

You smiled. "Huh? Yeah. I'm okay. Just a little tired," you admitted.

He nodded. "I know how you feel. Me too. Is it okay if I sit?"

Not minding at all, you gestured to the spot next to you.

The man took a seat. "Yeah. This party's fun and everything, but I'm just more of a home body, I guess."

"Me too!" you related. "But I'm feeling a little less at home now with all these people here."

A look of surprise took over the man's face. "You're Y/n! This party is for you!"

"It is!" You laughed a little at his realization.

He then cringed, "Aw, I'm sorry you're not having fun at your own party. That sucks."

"It's not that bad," you lessened, "I'm very thankful that I have the friends that threw me this party. I'm just--"

"Exhausted," the man finished with you. He continued, "I got that." I had a long day at work today. I didn't really feel like going out."

You nodded. "Where do you work?"

"Stark Security," he answered without a second thought. "You?" He took a sip from his drink.

"The book store over on 3rd and South? I don't know if you know it--"

He almost choked on his beer. "I love going there! Have they got Kelly Pike's new book yet? How have I not seen you there?"

You started to laugh at his enthusiasm. It was adorable. "Well, to answer your first question, I believe her book came in earlier today. And the reason why you haven't seen me there is because I started yesterday. I just moved here. Hence the house-warming party?" You gestured around you.

The man grew sheepish. "Right. I guess I should've put that together..."

You smiled, "No, it's alright. So, what do you do at--"

"James?"

There were so many emotions that crossed his face when he heard what was apparently his name. Guilt, annoyance, even anger. You wondered what could've sparked all that when you turned your head to a very pissed off woman marching through the crowd.

James stood up. You did the same after a second of confusion.

"Shannon!" he greeted with a forced-happy tone. "You found me!"

"What do you mean 'found you'? Were you hiding from me?"

"No, that's not what I was sayi--"

"Who are you?" Shannon turned toward you venomously.

"Y/n L/n," you returned immediately, not trying to anger her further. You offered your hand for her to shake, but you brought it back down to your side when all she did was glare at it. "How do you two know each other?"

James looked as if he was going to say something but Shannon beat him to it. "I'm James' wife."

"Wife." You didn't know why you repeated that. You glanced at James, but he just offered you an apologetic look before Shannon pulled him away from you. She was muttering something about 'going home because this place is trashy'.

The rest of the party filed out pretty soon after that. You tried not to think that it was because of the small scene Shannon had caused.

One of the last guests to leave was a man named Steve. Apparently, he was close friends with James.

"Yeah. Bucky and I go way back," he told you.

"Bucky?" you wondered aloud.

Steve explained the nickname was from James' middle name: Buchanan.

"I saw you met Shannon too," the blond pointed out. "Word of advice: Don't pay much attention to her. Her bark is far worse than her bite." With that, Steve bid goodbye to you, Wanda, and Nat, and left for the night.

"You two don't have to stay to help clean up. It's pretty late." You offered to your two best friends when they started picking up trash.

Natasha clicked her tongue. "Don't start with that. We basically forced you to throw this party. We're staying."

"Of course we're staying," continued Wanda. "When else would we talk to you about McSteamy you were chatting up in the corner!"

Nat started chuckling.

The comment threw you through a loop. You felt your cheeks heat up. "We weren't in the corner..."

Wanda gasped, "So you admit you were chatting him up!"

"Well, I was..." you started.

Natasha's chuckles turned into full-out laughing.

"...But then I found he's married," you completed hastily.

Shaking her head, Wanda sypathized, "Poor, poor girl..."

Nat finished for her, "What have you gotten yourself into?"

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[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[the-void-via]

Guys I can't stop thinking about those tragic little gay men 😔 (my oc's)

[o0kawaii0o]

Newlyweds 💕

[bananakeiky]

Emotional boyfriend fiancé

[whoevenknowsdude]

Percy: This seems dangerous.

Grover: Oh, the animals will be totally fine, I have them a Satyr’s blessing, so they’ll reach the wilderness safely—

Percy: I meant for the people

Grover: Oh.

Grover not giving a thought or a fuck about the safety of the humans who destroyed nature is actually peak characterization and I absolutely love it

[supernowa-art]

she's so sick of him<3

[cidnangarlond]

[fuckrealityfictionisbetter]

I love that the doctors choice in friends is brilliant, kind, will sacrifice themselves for the universe, compassionate to a fault, and his type in romantic partners is I carry a GUN and am INSANE and have committed untold WAR CRIMES

[thefrsers]

#hes so dad coded

[kimikaami]

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

[companionjones]

But He's Married (2/4)

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Fandoms: Marvel, MCU

Summary: You meet a guy in a laundry room.

Warnings: The lead up to smut, *spoilers* abusive relationship

1/2/3/4

It had been about a week since your house-warming party, and you hadn't stopped thinking about him. James. Bucky. Mr. Unavailable.

You were thinking about him so hard that you swore you made him appear in the laundry room of your building. He was coming in while you were on your way out. You nearly bumped into each other.

He seemed just as taken off guard by your appearance as you were his. "Y/n! Uh, it's, uh, nice to see you."

You hastily leaned down to pick up a shirt that had fallen out of his basket. "It's nice to see you too, Bucky," you returned, dropped the shirt back onto the pile in Bucky's arms, and continued on your way.

"What did you just call me?"

He didn't sound offended, just confused, but but you still quickly answered, "Bucky. Sorry. If it's a problem, I won't--"

"No." Bucky shook his head. A smile graced his lips. "It's just...Steve's the only one that calls me that anymore. I actually prefer it to James."

You were relieved. "Oh, you do! Okay! And Steve's actually the one who told me about Bucky, so..." You tried really hard not to notice him turning a light shade of pink at that statement.

Things quieted between you two. Then, suddenly, you spoke at the same time.

"So, you have a wife--"

"About Shannon--"

You both shut up at the sound of the other talking. Both of you blushed and looked away.

"You go first," you offered to him.

Bucky stuttered, "I-I, uh-I really don't know what to say."

"Just tell me the truth," you encouraged.

He gazed at you for a moment while he came up with the words. "...I saw you at the party, and my whole world just lit up. Shannon...things haven't been right between us for a long time. I'm starting to think it's been since I met her, but when I sat down with you....You were just so kind and-and-and sweet that I could help myself."

"What are you saying?" You couldn't believe what you were hearing.

He looked frustrated; like he couldn't get himself to say the right thing. Then, he kissed you.

You dropped your basket out of surprise. You didn't know how to react at first. You just froze. Then, you couldn't help yourself, you melted into him.

Bucky dropped his basket as well so he could encircle you in his arms.

The two of you stumbled backward until your back hit a washing machine. That was what woke you up. "Wait." You pushed him off you, and Bucky complied immediately. "What are we doing? You're married--"

"I'll leave her," he told you, out of breath.

"What?"

"I'll leave her tomorrow so I can be with you. If you'll have--"

"Bucky, this is the second time you've talked to me--"

He cupped the sides of your face. "I don't care. I don't care. You hear me? What I've felt for you since the moment I laid eyes on you is...it's the opposite of what I feel for her."

"This is insane," you realized.

"Can I kiss you again?"

"This is cr--What?"

Bucky's eyes wouldn't come off your lips. He looked like a man starved. "Can I. Kiss you. Again."

Your eyes had fallen down to his lips, but your lips wouldn't move. You gave him a curt nod.

Immediately, before you could blink, he was back on you. You moaned when his tongue dragged across your bottom lip, and he moaned as he entered your mouth.

After who knows how long, Bucky pulled back. "Can you jump onto here so I can do this properly?" He patted the top of the washer.

"We're in the laundry room." You glanced toward the door. "Anyone could walk in."

His gaze darkened, causing you to look back at him. "You really think I care about that right now?"

You swallowed, and hopped on top of the washer.

"Good job, sweetheart," he bid with a smirk before capturing your lips once more.

Swiftly, you pulled his shirt over his head.

"What the hell is this?"

Sure, someone could've taken what you saw simply as a husband and wife loving each other, but you couldn't believe that after all Bucky had told you, and the bruises were too bad for that to be believable, anyway.

"Bucky, who did this to you?"

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[bruciemilf]

We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?

Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.

Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”

“What.”

“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”

“I already know how to do that :D”

“WHAT?”

“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”

Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.

“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”

“What.”

“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”

“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”

“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”

Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”

“Go away, Hal.”

“Yeah ok.”

[petite-madame]

Three Times - (2024)

Three times Sherlock and John couldn't resist kissing in the London means of transportation.

[cloudcrimeart]

dogwife

[moondustinfj]

Regulus *running away from James* : I can't marry you YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ME!!!

James *running after him* : WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??

Regulus: YOU'RE TOO NICE TO ME!!

James: I'LL BE LESS NICE!

Regulus: YOUR GIFTS ARE TOO SPECIFIC!

James: I'LL GET YOU A GIFT CARD??

Regulus: UGH!! *keeps sprinting away*

James *following him* : I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT TO NOT HURT YOU

Regulus *sobbing while running* : YOU'RE TOO EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE!

James: WE'LL WORK ON THAT IN THERAPY!

Regulus: NO! I CAN'T DO IT... MY BROTHER LIKES YOU TOO MUCH!

James: FINE I'LL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!

Regulus: NO! NO..YOU'RE...YOU'RE TOO IN LOVE WITH ME!!

James: SO ARE YOU!

Regulus *stops and turns to him* : WHAT??

James:

Regulus: YOU'RE TOO COMMITTED TO ME!

James: FINE WE CAN BE POLY!

Regulus: WHAT?!?!

James: I MEAN YOU. YOU CAN BE POLY!

Regulus:

Regulus: FINE! *starts running again*

James *out of breath* : babe..wait..

Regulus: ARE YOU NOT RUNNING AFTER ME-

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Sirius *smirking* : I'm gonna show this to their firstborn

Remus: Padfoot put the camera down-