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I think everyone should get to have one favorite person on the other team, as a treat. For most people it’s Helaena or Aemond but I’m picking Otto purely because his reactions are fucking hilarious
#house of the dragon season 2#house of the dragon#hotd season 2#hotd#otto hightower#LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN#I KNOW#but Aemond gives me the ick#and helaena isn’t even team green#she’s team I don’t wanna be here please leave me alone#so I gotta pick Otto#do I like his character? no#do I think he’s a good guy? also no#but he’s funny af
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i love the DLC man
#elden ring#miquella the unalloyed#promised consort radahn#I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation#with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs#and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area#she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it#the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy#really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina#then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs#now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end#the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this#yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Replies to Fans Online | Actually Me | GQ
#hayden christensen#hchristensenedit#haydenchristensenedit#swcastedit#swedit#star wars#sw cast#starwarsblr#ahsoka press#userlumi#usershale#*mine#*2024#*gifs#1k#why is he so unintentionally and effortlessly funny asdlkfjas#did they have to teach him how to use every site beforehand 😭#also half of this interview is suspicious af I'm too delusional for this
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gerrard: buckley, what in the devils name are you doing?
buck, with a clipboard in hand: well, gerrard, i was going over everything in the firehouse and i noticed some things
gerrard: what is it buckley?
buck: well, you sir are in violation of the sexual orientation, gender identity or gender expression discrimination act, over the past week i've noticed you refer to henretta wilson with slurs, very offensive slurs, as well as myself, due to this myself and mrs wilson have made note of each time you've done this, and reported it to our head HR representative, this here *hands gerrard a piece of paper* is a letter from the chief, requesting your presence for a meeting about your retirement
gerrard: you fucking fa-
bobby: i'd be careful if i was you gerrard, and get out of MY firehouse
gerrard: *screws up the paper and leaves*
chimney: see i told you all we needed to do was set clipboard buck on his ass
hen: look i know i'm a lesbian, but buck has never looked so good before
buck: i am the defender of lesbians!!
#911 abc#911 evan buckley#911 buck#911 show#911 incorrect quotes#911 spoilers#911 tv show#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes#911 henretta wilson#911 hen wilson#911 hen#911 howard han#911 howard chimney han#911 howard#911 chimney han#911 bobby nash#911 bobby#911 captain gerrard#i could totally see this happening#that man loves research so you know he knows all the rules and regulations#i need this to happen#it would be so funny#homophobia mention#i actually googled lafd rules and regulations for this#i'm not even joking#low-key my search history be weird af#canon bisexual#canon lesbian
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"Christopher would absolutely have something to say about that. That kid cannot shut up about you." Oh I bet. Tommy rolls up to the Diaz house expecting a chill time with Eddie and gets met with a teenager who brings Buck up in every sentence. That's usually Buck's seat. Buck never forgets to use a coaster. Oh yeah you fly helicopters cool did you know Buck saved someone from a helicopter crash? We already watched this movie with Buck. That's not what we order when Buck is here why aren't there extra crab rangoons? etc etc etc Christopher only told Buck about Tommy agreeing with his Star Wars opinions because his bullshit radar is so fine tuned that the second Tommy patronized him the tiniest bit (as most adults do talking to teenagers it's not Tommy's fault my dude is fighting for his life) he was like my father will hear about this and Buck is so jealous he has no idea Chris is complaining
#i would KILL to see chris' point of view#911 abc#buck bothered and bewildered#tommy kinard#christopher diaz#evan buckley#911 spoilers#christopher probably DOES think tommy is cool af though i just think it would be funny if he was mad on buck's behalf
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There's a universe where Aziraphale was the one who fell because he thought the suggestions box was a great idea and Lucifer encouraged him doing so... Angel!Crowley, seeing the cherub's fall, decided to never question God (at least not in front of her)
#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#crowley#demon!aziraphale#angel!crowley#reverse roles#They're still very much like themselves#demon!Aziraphale is kind and thoughtful and sucks at demoning#he has a passion for demonic books tho#angel!crowley is chaotic af#and Ofc they put fear of God in everythg they own bc it’s funny#digital art#my art
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get pookied
#clay terran#apollo justice#dual destinies#claypollo#ace attorney#sketches#i like to think that they were a long-term couple so this is just like typical behavior for them#apollo having a whole life outside of work is funny af like he just doesn’t bring anything abt himself up unless pressed about it#(just finished soj. incredibly middling game in the story+character writing department dual destinies clears it easily.)#(but the dhurke situation was neat….)
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#keep your enemies closer but only if they're clowns.
#wandee goodday#wandee goodday ep9#greatinn#yakwandee#great sapol#luke ishikawa plowden#gmmtv#thai bl#bl drama#LMAOOOOO#yo this scene took me out jkdhgkd#but also cant believe they just let him in lmao??#like hello#either he is scheming something or he is genuinely a weirdo lmao#but still#why would you--#anyway#this was funny af#and his himbo energy is sending me#i have the softest spot for himbo characters i cant explain it#kjdhgfd#also please let him join the bl squad its only fair to everyone#i wanna see him in more stuff thats not cheesy lakorns
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Prompt 167
Honestly, Danny is having such a good time right now. He gets to travel with Ellie, explore space, just have fun. Plus his secondary protector-instincts are having soothed despite him not technically doing any hero-ing anymore. Really his sister had the right idea when she decided she wanted to become a doctor, this is honestly a blast.
And if someone does end up passing away, well, Ellie is always happy to help soothe their spirit and guide them to the Realms where they can reach their respective afterlife. Or become a ghost.
They are completely oblivious to the fact that there are now legends and entire temples dedicated to them now. Apparently accidental ascension is in fact a thing, as Dan later laughs at them about.
#prompts#Dcxdp#dpxdc#Dan was already thought of as a god of destruction & change#He’s laughing at his ‘siblings’ for making them a trio#So many planets throughout time now include 3 gods/spirits/etc in their worship under different names but similar faces#One of those planets was Krypton#Clark’s parents prayed to Dan-El the Healer that their son would be safe and in good health wherever he went#They prayed to El-Nath the Guide that his journey would be safe & that she would not have to guide him to the afterlife instead#They prayed to Jor-Dan the Destroyer that they’re wrong and if not that their planet’s End is a merciful one#Clark finds this out when researching stuff from his ship/the Fortress#Hey that’s kind of funny he saw a similar looking being floating among the stars when he first tested leaving the atmosphere hehe#....... W a i t a minute-#Space Core Danny#Moon Core Ellie#Sun Core Dan#Look Jazz’s dream in canon is to become a brain surgeon and I think she deserves to be able to do that#Medical school is hard AF#Danny apprenticed under Frostbite & So Many Realms ghosts who are Very Eager to pass on their knowledge
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Don't think this counts as a spoiler as it's one of those background details/extra material stuff that the anime usually doesn't cover so I'm gonna make a post about it for the anime people
Due to elven beauty standards being VERY skewed towards the feminine, Otta
Is as butch as elves can tolerate before they start getting scared.
#im saying this also because i heard (havent seen the ep yet) that the dub might have given her a very fem voice#and like. shes not supposed to read like that. shes masc af for an elf#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi anime#im saying this because its funny but also because honestly this should help you recalibrate#like. in earnest. the beauty ideals of the different races are very useful to understanding why certain characters are Like That#for starters: now that you know that Kabru was raised by elves you also know that for an elf hes like fucking rugged. like thats a manly ma#and it also explains why Marci's shapeshifter of Laios was all her being So Scared of his manliness#while Senshi's was a baby (the dwarven beauty standard is the exact opposite)#the canaries#otta
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what is this guy’s problem, he’s so funny
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phoenix is so funny conceptually as a character because hes so silly and goofy (especially in court) but then hes also the bitchiest little middle schooler you have ever seen like. im not even through the second game but
all this coming from the same guy who is Like This in courts of law:
#he said CRINGE AF!!!!!#the way he makes fun of ema for her edgeworth crush is so funny too like um WHO changed their entire career and took the fucking bar#(which is INSANE in california)#to see edgeworth again#ace attorney#aa#phoenix wright#like hes my favorite sillyguy but also... babygirl who are you to call someone cringe fail#popular post
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the goobers just smacked lips!!! will they hit it off? or it will be just a casual fling?
#my art#digital art#copia#cardinal copia#dew#dewdrop ghoul#copia x dew#copia/dewdrop#these two are so funny to me. like i get completely diff vibes from them versus terzomega#you have copia who's awkward af but he means well. (sometimes.)#and then dewdrop whos the definition of lil shit. up to no good.#will hook up with anyone if he wants to#copia wanted to know how kissing a ghoul would be like#dew wanted to see how human lips tasted. he was disappointed.
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drew this bc because i hate sitting thru chapel
#im aware theyre jewish#lemme cook okay#first image is symbolic of how they see themselves#not as they truly are morally#wait maybe i could do a mini analysis of my own art here#i chose their younger selves to represent here mostly because old stan looked dumb af in that devil costume#and ford also looked funny like that#and it wasnt rlly suitable for the tone of the piece i was going for#it’s representative of the first cracks forming in their teenage years#theyre facing away from each other#ford has his eyes closed as he aims upwards#while stan is grounded and intentionally uncomfortable#eyes towards ford#its the childlike beginnings of ford’s god complex and stan’s self-demonisation#gravity falls#stan pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#ford pines#yay#my art#also the triangle is supposed to somewhat look like a spotlight#but also yknow related to bill#yes its a mother mother problems lyric#because i think problems kinda fits stan LOL#wow loads of tags
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there's just something about this sopping soggy specimen of an alien that makes me want to suck his dick-
#lati speaks#i wanna write some smut for him so bad i think he should get some pussy bro idk i think it'd do him some good <33#he'd be hung af that dick is thick and huge and it's gonna be rearranging your guts just trying to fit inside <33#omg just imagine him having a monster cock when he's on the job it's gonna have ridges or any other textures nnmffhhh#it's so therapeutic and funny watching this big scary alien general being autistic about pandas <33#hearing this grown-ass alien man meowing at a cat in his deep voice will never not cease to do wonders for my brain#yes i know i'm late with the hype for this show shut up lemme have this sdjcjdskvbj#kyuujitsu no warumono san#mr. villain's day off#warumono x reader#warumono smut
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I swear this hate tweet that become a meme in the fandom is perfect to explain those photos above 😅
#jam reiderson#loustat#assad zaman#jacob anderson#sam reid#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#armand iwtv#vampire armand#interview with the vampire#iwtv#where is assad? didn't he wanted to be their third-wheel?!#again the quotes of the tweet are funny af#the distance between them and the rest of crew........🏳️🌈?#them being completely isolated from the rest of crew/cast is insane#them being 28288282 meters away from everyone literally in their own bubble …..yeah#they literally don't give a fuck about anyone else 😭#this only fuel the rumors that the cast would invite them out to eat and they’d flake just to show up at the same place to be together#i just know everyone on that crew thought they were having an affair 😭😭😭
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