#but he’s an oncologist so..

[meathounding]

giys i’m so sick about them

[334iwatchshit]

what the fuck are these gay doctors doing on my screen

WHY ARE THEY DOOMED I CANT

[rockets-and-raccoons]

Not my dad being told he had terminal cancer by his oncologist at an appointment after he found out he's cancer free.

Like, no one told him it was terminal, and the Oncologist is so excited about what a miracle it is that he's alive and cancer free. So we're all just like wait what?

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

The fact that we know that House is a good diagnostician because it's like 70% of his personality and he solves insane cases every episode, we know Chase is one of the best surgeons because it's repeatedly mentioned, we know Cuddy is an amazing administrator because we see her pull insane deals with benefactors/bosses etc (and the hospital practically falls apart without her), we know Taub is a great plastic surgeon because he won't shut up about it half the time. And yet, the only reason we know Wilson is supposed to be this amazing, wonderful, brilliant oncologist is because he's head of oncology and occasionally goes to conventions. That's it. Who knows, maybe he sucks at his job.

Realistically, I'm sure it's brought up once or twice that he's an exceptionally smart doctor, but I just think its hilarious that the show won't shut up about how amazing and smart they all are, and then there's just Wilson.

[catxart]

Regulus: you like that she has no regard for consequences. you like that she can humiliate someone if it serves…

Regulus: omg…

James: …

Regulus: you’re sleeping with me

[houseswife]

sorry but every time I see a pic of s1 wilson my brain’s automatic response is “who the FUCK is that”

exhibit a. WHY ARE YOU BEHAVING THIS WAY!! WHORE!!!

[kenobster]

sorry but omfg i still cant believe my PCP, upon seeing my hemoglobin count of 6.1, decided the best course of action would be to have her nurse message me on some mychart bullshit (1) asking me if i was on my period and if so, if i could "come back in for a second test sometime in the next 7 days" and (2) being totally content to let me sit on that for three fucking weeks lmao, like....

[knobbysocks]

This is so stupid

[irenespring]

Thank you to House MD fanfiction for providing me with entertainment and relief from finals week. But also fuck you to House MD fanfiction for constantly being fun and distracting and costing valuable focus time by making me spend all my time theorizing about ways cancer could have been cured in Wilson's last five months and everything could hypothetically have been fine (/hj).

[jvzebel-x]

🦋

[nietopesz]

a lot of changes happening in my life recently, it influenced my blogging. outrageous..

[hansel-and-grendel]

[gayemoji]

im going to kill a certain vicadin addict so bad. not before i give him some actual unrequited love first. i love him but he is so stupid.

[evilestscientist]

university master getting in the way of my october horror movie marathon boriiiiiiing

[justabunchofdragons]

damn i was so scared for 6x10 "wilson" because the last time we had an episode named after one of the guys things went terribly terribly wrong but i want to live in this episode forever actually

[shadowkira]

This client was so friendly and it kind of threw me for a second, then I realized he sells Ferraris.

Still super nice to interact with someone so genuinely interested in asking how your day is but up until he came up for check out I was like... You definitely work in customer service or sales. Lmao.